Hey, I’m really sorry this is so late! If you can kindly pretend that this was posted the 13th? I’ll post a (late) Valentine’s Special if you do… Love y’all, thank you! Happy Single Appreciation Day! Here’s the other part of the crossover, hope you enjoy!
START HERE or else the rest doesn’t make sense!
Director D: Where did Elyana and the others go?
Heather: Good question, I was wondering the same thing…
E: GUYS! GUESS WHAT I DID!!
Heather: Oh no.
E: Guys, meet Whit, Harri, Danielle, Zander and Kat!
Harri: *waves* Hi.
Danielle: Um, sup.
Director D: *looks at her* Why do you look familiar?
Heather: Yeah, um, who’s this Harri and why does she look like my brother?
Whit: *smacks forehead* Ok, explanation time. Heather, Harri is technically your niece.
E: From another dimension!
Heather: Ah. That’s better, then.
Dr Hare: Hey!
Director D: And this is?
E: Your alternate dimensional daughter.
Danielle: Who thankfully isn’t bald.
Director D: *sighs* It’s always about the hair…
E: You’re bald bro, whaddya expect.
Director D: Who is your mother, Danielle?
Danielle: Um… I dunno. I believe it was some other villain. Medusa, maybe?
Director D: *raises an eyebrow* I’m not so sure about that one.
E: *snickers* D, you just want to know if you get married to your girlfriend, don’t you?
Director D: No. Kindly stop now.
Kat: Ew! You guys!
E: *giggling* Sorry, anyways, yeah.
Heather: What’s going on?
E: AtV time!
Sporty Boa: How big is the universe? (Editor note: I sorry it’s late! -E)
Kat: Bigger than the earth.
Whit: Ha ha.
E: The question really is, does he mean universe as in sun, moon, etc, or the inter-dimensional universe?
Dr Hare: The second one is unknown, since we haven’t and won’t ever come close to exploring them all.
E: We’re too experienced.
Dr Hare: You have no idea.
Kat: Ah. We’ve been to quite a few dimensions. Whit, how many have we gotten to so far?
Whit: Uh, 317. Counting the one we went to in the future.
Kat: Oh, yeah. I liked that one. Sorry, will like.
E: Future. I never met future me. Lucky met future her and future me, but I wasn’t there. Current me, I mean.
Dr Hare: Do you ever think about the future, El? What could happen then?
E: Occasionally. Why do you ask?
Dr Hare: Oh, no reason.
estherli521 Everyone 1: candy eating contest starting…… Now!
Kat: WAIT, WHAT? *eyes light up*
Whit: I got the candy, I guess. * grabs a huge sack of candy.*
Harri: The candy isn’t for you, Kat, it’s for the villains.
Dr Hare: Well, since you’re here, I guess you’re participating.
Whit: *smacks her forehead* Fine then.
Black Widow: This is going to be interesting…
Danielle: Ok then…
Pop: Can I join?
Dr Hare: Maybe you shouldn’t…
Kat: Naw, let him.
E: Alright, Pop can, that’d be fine.
E: But Harvey can’t. Sorry man.
Dr Hare: It’s OK.
Whit: The number one rule of feeding Kat is: DON’t FEED KAT! Number two: ESPECIALLY NOT CANDY! But you guys seem to be rather ignorant about that so go ahead, give Kat all the candy in the world. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Dr Hare: Um.. We probably ought to be told these things in advance.
E: Maybe we need a list of things not to do.
Kat: Naw, it’s fine!! *glares at Whit*
Black Widow: Can we not. I don’t to have to deal with a dozen sugar pumped kids.
Zander: None of us are doing it with you guys, just Kat. Cuz we’re smart. And not addicted to candy.
Black Widow: I didn’t just mean you.
Dani: Well at least you don’t have us to worry about. You have to worry about Kat. And probably E.
Black Widow: Ugh, fine. But I’m not dealing with the sugar buzz.
Dani: *shrugs* Fine by me.
E: Alright, let’s do this!
Whit: See, she’s on a sugar high already.
*five minutes later*
Kat: *puts a laffy-taffy in her mouth* 800! *pumps fist into the air* *collapses on the nearest couch*
E: *laying face down on the ground* This was a mistake.
Dr Hare: *holding her arm, checking her pulse* You made it to maybe 30.
E: Don’t judge me.
Whit: This happens alot.
Pop: I could keep going! Let’s do more! *jumps up and down*
Kat: *wakes up* YEAH!
*3 more minutes later*
Poptropica: This is fun!
E: I still can’t even move….
Dr Hare: Aren’t either of you going to stop?
Whit: I didn’t know Kat’s stomach was so big.
Kat: Neither did I! *Shoves some candy in her mouth*
Pop: Oh, I’m going to win! *eats some more*
*4 mins later*
Whit: She’s going to regret this later. Why don’t we move on to the next Q before she eats any more candy.
Kat: Pfft. Fine.
E: Thank you…
Dr Hare: I’ll get the next Q.
Everyone but pop :help I think I have a crush on pop what do I do
E: How old are you and what are your intentions toward my son.
Dr Hare: *Puts a hand on her shoulder* Oh really? That’s sweet. And it’s fine, he’s a cute kid.
Binary Bard: You two are such memes it’s funny.
Black Widow: Memes? Really?
Binary Bard: It’s like that cliche where the dad is questioning of the date, but the mom is super supportive of the whole thing. Just reversed.
E: I can hit you both from here! *sighs* Look, it’s fine you have a crush on my child, but I dunno if you’re going to be taking him on any dates until he’s older. Just saying.
Dr Hare: El….
Dr Hare: You are 16, you know.
E: *mutters* Almost 17…
Dr Hare: Regardless. Don’t be too hard on the poor girl.
E: Fine… It’s OK that you like him tho. Crushes are fine. I do want to know who you are. And age.
Dr Hare: El, chill.
Everyone except pop and james:Triple date! E with Harvey and Charlotte with mordred and directed d with his girlfriend.if you don’t do it I’ll kill u and if you do it I’ll give you all laser lipsticks so you can defend yourselfs, weaklings! (I didn’t let
E: Hmm… Lazer lipsticks…
Dr Hare: El!
E: Sorry! I know you guys aren’t weaklings, but I am!
Dr Hare: Don’t say that…
E: What, it’s true.
Black Widow: I ain’t going anywhere with Binary, he already has a girlfriend.
Binary Bard: Not really… But whatever gets me out of more forced dates, sure.
Director D: No.
Director D: She is in another dimension.
E: Don’t care. I’ll call and her and see what she thinks! *pulls out phone*
Director D: Good luck.
E: *raises eyebrow* Ok… *calls*
Dr Hare: Dude, don’t bug her.
E: *pauses* Sent straight to voicemail. She’s working, isn’t she.
Director D: *smirks* You think you have the upper hand?
E: Rude. *sighs* We’ll get back to you on this.
To E: I need help.
E: Sure! *sips water* Let’s do this!
Kat: Help with… what?
Help me by kissing Harvey.
E: *spits water* WHOA WHAT
Kat: OH BOI YEA!
E: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Kat: *sits on couch* I’m WAITING…
E: Are you NUTS?! I can’t just go kiss Harvey!!
Kat: *bambi chibi eyes* PWEAAAASE?
E: *bright red* Are you insane?! I am not going to go kiss Harvey!
Kat: Well, duh I’m insane! What did you think? But could you do it? For meeee?
PWEASE? CUZ if YOU don’t, I will!
Whit: Wait, you’ll WHAT?!?
E: Excuse me, what?!
Zander: *coughs* WHAT?
E: What was that?!
Kat: I said, if you won’t kiss Harvey, then I will! Are you deaf or what?
E: What the frigg is wrong with you!?
Harri: Kat, I don’t think you should-
Kat: Shush! So are you gonna do it, or what? *leans back on sofa*
E: *fuming* Is that blackmail….
Kat: No… Why the heck would I want to blackmail you? It’s simple: If you don’t want to kiss Harvey, then I’ll do it for you! Simple as that!
E: *quietly* It was to me… *Shakes head* You’re not kissing him.
Kat: Wait, do you want to do it? If so then, be my guest.
E: I… I…
Kat: And dude, I’d prob’ly just kiss him on the cheek or something. But if you wanna do it…
E: *covers face* Why does this keep happening?!*stands up* I hate life, I hate myself and I hate these Qs RN
Harri: How bout we skip this q altogether. *trying to be helpful*
Kat: *groan* Fine. If E wants to.
E: *sighs* I gave my word…
Whit: I think Kat went crazy from the sugar. She probably wouldn’t have offered to kiss Harvey if she weren’t on an extreme sugar high.
Kat: *brightens up* So you wanna do it?!!?
E: *miserably* I said I’d do whatever dares I got… And this is a dare…
Kat: YAY! Or do you want me to get your clone?
Whit: Wait, E has a clone???
E: Why do you have a clone of me?
Kat: *looks down* Practice dummy?
Whit: WHAT?Are you insane, Kat?
Kat: Well, duh.
Kat: Brb. *a few seconds, comes back with E’s clone who is in full body armor.* I did’nt hurt her!
E: ._. Is that thing alive?!
Other E: Hi.
E: *screams like little girl*
Kat: Here: *takes off the clone’s armor.*
Other E: Sorry, did I scare you?
E: Maybe. I don’t usually meet exact copies of myself a lot.
Other E: Sorry ’bout that. My name’s Elizabeth. Nice to meet you. *holds out her hand*
E: *shakes it* Hi. I’m Elyana.
Dr Hare: *from other room* What’s going on in there?
E: ._. Uh oh.
Elizabeth: *grins* Cool! Oh my gosh, is that DOCTOR HARE?!? *eyes widen*
E: *calls* Fine! *Whispers to Elizabeth* Yes! Shh!
Elizabeth: *blushes* Sorry, I’ve just um, always wanted to meet Dr. Hare in person. I’m a
big fan of his work and stuff.
E: *raises eyebrows* That’s fine. He’s a pretty cool guy.
Elizabeth: Yeah? You’re really lucky! Kat’s a great friend, but sometimes she eats all my
E: Yeah, he’s-
Dr Hare: *walks in* Ok, I heard screaming and- *stops* What on Poptropics…
Elizabeth: *gasps then grins. Runs over to Harvey and holds out her hand.* Hi! Nice to meet you finally in person! I’m Elizabeth! I’m a really big fan of your’s and I’m so glad to be meeting you!
Kat: That’s what I call enthusiasm.
E: Oh no.
Dr Hare: Um… Nice to meet you too. Are you an alternate dimensional version of El?
Elizabeth: No, I’m a… clone. *frowns and sighs.* Not very important.*Grins* But my wish came true! I finally got to meet you!
Dr Hare: That’s actually pretty cool. How were you created?
Elizabeth: *grins* Inter-dimensional rifts and stuff. I’m not from anywhere else though. I came from this dimension. But I’m a sort of Anomaly. Not s’posed to exist. Cool, huh?!?
Dr Hare: Huh. That’s funny. Adds up though.
E: I lost track of everything, what was the Q again?
Kat: YOU HAVE TO KISS HARVEY, REMEMBER? But I told you, if you don’t want to, Elizabeth could.
Elizabeth: *blushes* Really?
Dr Hare: I’m sorry, what?!
E: *goes red* OH RIGHT thanks a lot Kat
Elizabeth: *blushes again*
Kat: *grins* You’re very welcome. Any time!
Dr Hare: Um, I… *Goes pink* Ok, wow, um…
Kat: *leans back on couch again* OK, choose, E. You, or Elizabeth. C’mon, I’M WAITING….
Elizabeth: *backs away from Harvey, turning bright red*
E: *sighs* Elizabeth, I’m sorry, you seem really nice.
Elizabeth: ‘Sokay. Kat does this kind of stuff all the time. *shakes head* Always shipping people.
E: Preach it. And Harvey, sorry to you too.
Kat: *shrugs* I have no shame or guilt whatsoever.
Dr Hare: Sorry for what-
E: *grabs the front of his uniform, pulls him close* A dare’s a dare.
Kat: OOOOOH! I didn’t see that coming.
Dr Hare: *goes bright red* W-W-What are you…
E: *kisses him in the nose and lets him go* Sorry. Dare’s a dare.
Harri: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Kat: YEA BOI! *pulls a confetti machine out of nowhere and starts blasting people with confetti.*
Dani: What an interesting spectacle. *still eating popcorn*
Dr Hare: *even redder* W-W-What…
E: You have a cute stutter when you’re nervous. Now, if you all will excuse me… *Walks out*
Zander: *chuckles* That was unforgettable.
Elizabeth: *sitting in a corner on the ground reading a book. Sighs*
Kat: Hey, Liz, want some candy?
Elizabeth: *Brightens up* Sure! *Stands up*
Dr Hare: *hasn’t moved* I’m so confused…
Kat: Harvey, you deserve a candy. So does E. I can’t believe she took that dare. We’re still doing the crossover, remember?
Dr Hare: Yeah… But… She usually… Doesn’t…
Dr Hare: She… I… *Sits down in a daze* I wasn’t expecting that.
Kat: *pats him on the back* Welcome to the couch of confusion. Taffy? *holds out a taffy*
Dr Hare: *takes the taffy, still out of it* T-thanks So… Wait. She. Me. I… I’m so confused…
Kat: So, anyway, someone, I can’t remember who, gave E a dare. And apparently a while back she promised she’d do every dare a person gave her, so she felt obligated to kiss you. Silly mortals.
Dr Hare: I… Got that part. It’s just… She usually has a way out of these things. If she doesn’t want to do a Q, she doesn’t, simple as that. If she could have gotten out… *rubs forehead* This is confusing.
Kat: Okay then, here’s the other part.
Dr Hare: Yeah?
Kat: So she got the dare, right, but she was all freaking out and stuttering or whatever, so I told her that if she was too nervous and didn’t want to kiss you, then I’d do it for her, right? So at that moment everyone was like “wait, WHAT?” because I think they’re all partially deaf. So anyway, E was all like, “The dare was for me, you’re not kissing him” and got all over-possessive of you and stuff, so I asked her if she wanted Elizabeth to do it instead, but she decided to brave it up and kiss you. *takes a deep breath* That’s the other part.
Dr Hare: *blinks* Oh. Wait, what do you mean “over-possessive?”
Kat: *elbows him* Ya know, like ‘NO YOU AIN’T GONNA KISS HARVEY! NOT ON MY WATCH! HE’S MINE!’ She didn’t say it out loud but she sure thought it. Oh, by the way, I’m a mind reader. Just one of the perks of being a superhero.
E: *from other room* I WAS NOT!
Dr Hare: Yeah, that really doesn’t sound like Elyana…
Kat: OK, fine I’m kidding. I can actually read minds tho. But you don’t exactly wanna know what I heard. I have reason to believe E hates my guts now.
Dr Hare: No, El doesn’t hate anyone. Not even Itch. I don’t have any idea what’s going on and why she’s declared war against him, but still.
Kat: People hate me a lot. Or at least my impulsiveness. *grabs a literal knife and throws it at the wall.*
Dr Hare: *doesn’t flinch* No, she’s not like that. She’s pretty used to teasing. And she’s pretty impulsive herself.
Kat: Harvey, you’re a good person. You deserve this $5 bill I found in the inter-dimensional tunnel. I believe it’s radioactive. Good for experimenting on.
Or something. I dunno. Just take it.
Dr Hare: Oh, thanks. But… Here’s my question.
Dr Hare: Why… Well, why would she want to kiss me, even if it was only on the nose?
Kat: Well either it’s cuz I used reverse psychology to blackmail her into doing it, or it’s cuz she truly, genuinely likes you. Or something like that. I’d want to kiss you on the nose, but mainly just to see if it’s fuzzy so…
Dr Hare: It’s not… She already knows that already.
Kat: Yay! Now where did that bucket list go? *pulls it out of thin air* It’s called the ‘list of things I want to know before I die.’ Kinda self explanatory, if I say so my self. *checks something off*
Dr Hare: *pauses* Hang on, that doesn’t make any sense.
Kat: Why not?
Dr Hare: Not the bucket thing, the thing before about… You know.
Kat: Me blackmailing her, or her liking you? Cuz I think I blackmailed her very nicely. ‘Sokay, boy, I don’t think she likes you that way.
Dr Hare: Now I’m confused again. Does she like me or not?
Kat: As a friend, Harvey. Believe me, I’ve talked to her.
Dr Hare: I mean… More than that.
Kat: She likes you as a friend. I think that’s all.
Dr Hare: *almost disappointed* Oh.
Kat: No more, no less. Unless somehow…. I’m lying. *grins* I can’t believe you fell for that. Really sorry, I just had to do that.
Dr Hare: Wait, what?
Kat: Well, Harvey, let me explain something. I like playing pranks on people. Especially pink people that E has a crush on.
Dr Hare: Well, Ok, fine, but… Wait, she has a crush on me?!
Kat: *grins* Do you understand now?
Dr Hare: But… There is no way. No way.
Kat: Sokay kid. I’d be confused if I found out, say, Zander had a crush on me. Hey, where did everyone go, anyway. Oh right. They went to my place for an ice cream break. They’ll be back.
Dr Hare: But… No way. Why would she like me?! Of the people she knows, why me?!
Kat: Nope! Don’t think about that right now. I don’t want your brain overloading and exploding on me. In the mean time, let me show you my other bucket list, called ‘Things I want to do before I die.’ *Pulls out bucket list.*
Dr Hare: That’s… Fine. We should probably do the next Q anyways.
Kat: Nope! We’re doing my bucket list. Until the others get back. There’s a certain one in here, one that I could probably do now if you help me.
Dr Hare: Maybe…
Kat: C’mon, please?
Dr Hare: Can you tell me what it is first?
Kat: Here. I found it.
Dr Hare: What is it?
Kat: Honestly, I just realized that I don’t actually need your help, I just need to *leans over and kisses him on the nose* do that. *checks something off on the paper.*
Dr Hare: *pulls back and covers nose* Does anyone else want to kiss me today?!
Kat: Oh, and by the way, I don’t like you that way. Whit just dared me to do it a while back so I just thought I’d-
Whit: *walks in* I didn’t dare you to do that!
Kat: Crap. There goes my excuse. Seriously Whit? I’m trying not to embarrass myself over here.
Dr Hare: *sighs* Never mind, don’t worry about it.
*Zander and Harri walk in*
Harri: Oh hi Kat! Hi Harvey! *pauses* Harvey, why is your face red? I thought you’d gotten over E kissing you? What did I miss?
Dr Hare: Wish I knew.
Whit: E, come back in now, we’re doing the next Q!
E: *walks in* Got it, just been waiting.
Dr Hare: Oh thank goodness. I’m so confused I don’t even know where to begin.
Kat: *turns red* You didn’t hear anything in here, did you? Please tell me you didn’t hear anything.
E: Every word. Don’t worry about it Kat, it’s fine.
Kat: *stuffs bucket lists into her pockets* *muttering* I wish I could just crawl into a hole and die. *puts hands in pockets*
E: *smiles* Don’t worry Kat, I don’t mind. Lightly put, you’re one of the nicer Harvey Fangirls I’ve met. I don’t mind.
Kat: Aggh, I know you don’t mind, but I’m internally dying over here! *scoots away from Harvey* And Harvey Fangirls, excuse me WHAT?!? I am NOT a fangirl! Unless you count me fangirling over Percy Jackson, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Harry Potter…
E: *laughs* Don’t worry about it, so are the best of us.
Kat: Well, yes I know that, but you mistook me for a ‘Harvey Fangirl’ Oh Kat. I am dead inside now.
Kat: *starts hyperventilating* My life is a mess. Say, does this couch recline? *collapses, falling off of the sofa*
Whit: Kay, just let her lie there for now. She’ll prob’ly wake up soon. Next Q?
E: Fine by me.
Dr Hare: El?
Dr Hare: I think you’re one of the most confusing people I’ve ever met.
E: *smiles* Thank you! I’ll put the Q on.
Zander: What did Kat mean, ‘Harvey fangirl?’ Wait. Did Kat… do what she said she was gonna do if E didn’t you know….
Dr Hare: Yes.
E: *shrug* Guess it’s kiss Harvey on the nose day.
Harri: So it is. But I’ll just settle for this. *walks up to harvey and hugs him.* It might as well be your birthday, Harvey. Isn’t Valentine’s day coming up soon? Well no wonder, Eh?
Dr Hare: Thanks… No, it’s closer to El’s birthday….
E: Oh, you knew? I thought everyone forgot…
Kat: Really? When is your birthday? My friend’s b-day is tomorrow!
E: Oh, the 28th. I’m surprised anyone remembered
Kat: Cool! Mine’s in… wait… 138 days.
Dr Hare: We probably need do the next Q
E: Right, yeah, I’ll pull it up
Kat: Heh. Yeah, good idea.
To E again: HOW DARE YOU YOU MISSED 1 OF MY Q’S!!!!!
E: Oh. Oops. This happens… Often.
Kat: Uh. I have no part in this. *slumps back on the couch. By the way, E, you missed one of my Qs too.
E: *sighs* Yeah… It happens a lot… I do a lot of Qs, and often, some get missed
Kat: Sokay, we can just squish it into the end or something, it’s fine.
E: Well, actually, I’m planning a “Lost Qs” special if all goes well…
Kat: Lol, ok then.
Whit: Soooo… next q?
E: Plans are made! So sorry Zippy, if I can call you that!
And yes, next Q!
Whit: Ok, cool.
To pop:stop calling e momma. its just weird cuz she’s only 6 years older than u.
Elizabeth: *walks in, yawning* Um E, I hope you don’t mind… I think I was sleeping in your bed. What are we doing now?
E: No prob Elizabeth. Just doing Qs.
Poptropica: I like calling her Momma tho!
E; Yeah, I know I’m closer to his age than I am to when half my favorite songs came out, but he’s my son.
Kat: Then you keep doing calling E ‘Momma’ Pop, ‘do what you love, love what you do.’ I know this is a weird example of that phrase, but this is AMERICA!! EQUAL RIGHTS, PEEPS!
E: *laughs* Fair enough.
Kat: Even tho E is a minor…. Ya know, never mind. EQUAL RIGHTS!
Poptropica: I could call you Mom if you wanted.
E: Babe, you can call me whatever you need to. As long as it’s nice.
Kat: Pfft. Still. EQUAL RIGHTS! You can call people whatever you want to, even if that name doesn’t relate to them. They might think you’re crazy but it don’t matter! EQUAL RIGHTS!
Whit: Ok, Kat, we get the point.
Kat: Fine. EQUA-
E: Man…. You guys crack me up. Huh, Pop isn’t even adopted under my name, legally speaking. Oh well.
Kat: *grins* It’s what we do! Say, do you have any more candy?
Whit: Yeah. True.
E: Not for you, you’ve had enough sugar.
Kat: Aww… PWEASE? *adorable bambi chibi eyes*
Kat: Pfft. Pop? Can I have some candy? PWWWEEEEAAAAASEEE?
Poptropica: Well, if Momma says no…
Kat: OK then. WAIT! EQUAL RIGHTS! I CAN HAVE CANDY WHEN I WANT IT! *pulls a bag of candy out of thin air*
E: NO *grabs bag* You’ve had enough!
Kat: *gasps* bu-but… Ugh, fine. You can have it. Happy birthday. *pulls confetti machine out of air and blasts E with confetti.*
Whit: WOOO WOOO!
E: Oh. Thanks. *wipes it off eyes*
Kat: Sorry, happy EARLY BIRTHDAY! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! CAKE! *pulls cake through the portal* I made it for you.
E: Thank you! I really wasn’t expecting that….
Kat: But I feel obligated to eat some too.
Whit: *smacks forehead*
Kat: It’s… PINA COLADA CARROT CAKE! CALIFORNIAFOODPEEPS!
Harri: *looks up from book* WAIT, WHAT?!??
Dr Hare: *pokes head in* I heard carrots.
E: *laughs* You two are like vultures.
E: if you want to achieve villain status ask me for help. I’m a certified villain, codename the cloaked figure.check the story of my life out!
E: Hmm…. Tempting.
Dr Hare: El, no.
E: *laughs* Well, thing is, as much as I kid around, I don’t really want to be a villain. I mean, the others aren’t really villains. They’re reformed now. And I, well, never really was a villain in the first place. That’s OK tho. I don’t need to be, right?
Dr Hare: El’s fabulous the way she is.
Dr Hare: Yeah.
E: Nah. Anyways, no world domination here. Many a joke about it, but no. Harvey and the others have been reformed for almost 2 years now.
Dr Hare: It’s just a year.
E: I was close. Ish.
Dr Hare: *smiles* Ish.
Vampi: Well, now I know why it took so long.
E: Yes, because my life is pain.
Alex to DH: Nah, it’s fine. We can just make a clone of E to send to her dimension.
E: Ok, does everyone have a clone of me?!
Kat: Already done!
E: What the frigg is wrong with you people?!
Elizabeth: You guys forgot about me, eh? *grins*
E: Nope. And I like you. But if one more person makes a clone of me without permission…
Elizabeth: Technically, no one made me. I’m an ‘anomaly.’
Kat: YEAH! CUZ CLONING IS ILLEGAL!
E: Oh… That’s cool.
Dr Hare: Um…
E: If you’ve made one Harvey, so help me I’m never talking to you again.
Dr Hare: *goes red* No, no, nothing like that! I was just wondering who’s dimension we were talking about in the first place!
Liz: *raises eyebrow* Okay then. SO what exactly am I s’posed to do? I haven’t exactly read the AtVs before, so I’m confused…
E: Um… You talk.
That’s basically it.
Dr Hare: Sometimes there’s a a camera.
Liz: I’m sorry, but I’m still confused.
E: Mostly, we just talk to that wall there, the 4th one. *points at cracked wall made of glass and held together my duct tape*
Dr Hare: Oops.
E: I’ll get the tape.
E: Don’t worry about it, the wall breaks a lot.
Liz: Oh. I can tell. The magic of duct tape, am I right?
E: Basically, yeah. Sometimes we is Elmer’s Glue tho.*use
Dr Hare: Or Gorilla Glue.
Liz: I’ve had my run-ins with glue so… no thanks.
E: Can I hear this story?
Kat: C’mon, tell it! It’s funny!
Liz: But… fine.
Dr Hare: We won’t judge
Liz: OK, so I was um, I guess just hanging out, reading a book and the book split, right? So I grabbed a glue stick, cuz back then, I was way too courageous. Well, anyway, the glue bottle, almost magically split exactly in half and I got glue all over me. I think someone saw that happen, cuz the next day, I walked through a door, and… a bucket of Elmer’s glue fell on top of me.
Kat: Knocked her right out.
Liz: It isn’t funny, Kat!
E: Dude, don’t sweat it. You wanna hear the story of how I got glued to a mummy?
Kat: OOH YEAH!
Whit: Um, maybe another time? Kat seems a little too excited bout this.
Kat: No! I wanna hear the story!
Whit: You sound like a five year old.
E: *laughs* It’s ok, I can tell it. So we, my mom and I, were making a costume for my play, I was a mummy, see, and we’re glueing strips of bandages to my pants. Then I decided to head to bed, but we couldn’t get it off, the glue had soaked right through and dried, glueing the pants to my leg. And that, boys and girls, is how I lost half my leg hair in one go.
Kat: Cool! I don’t have any leg hair.
Whit: Cuz you’re only 11, Kat.
E: I’m blonde and blessed with hardly any, do I’m happy.
E: Satisfaction. K, remind me of the Q?
Kat: “The wall” Liz had to say something?
Liz: Oh yeah. I still have no idea what to say to the wall.
Dr Hare: Next Q?
E: Next Q.
Alex to E, about the previous question: Don’t ask. Long story.
E: -_- Of course it is.
Kat: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt……………………………………………………
E: I don’t know anymore. Next Q?
Kimiko to everyone: Opinion on MMO video games? I do come from them, after all.
E: M M M M M M Os?
Kat: Massssssssiiiiiiiiivvvvvveeeeeelllllyyyy mmmmmmuuuuuullltttttiiippplllaayyyerrrr gaaaaammmmeeesss. Stttuuuupppidddd sllooooww mmmmo.
Whit: Uh, Kat, what the heck is wrong with you?
E: Um… Do we need to reboot Kat?
Whit: Yep. *Kicks kat*
Kat: Ow. I don’t think she meant actually BOOTING me.
E: *mutters* I was thinking slapping…
Dr Hare: El…
E: Hey, it usually works.
Kat: Indeed it does.
E: Yay robots. And people. And rabbit people.
Dr Hare: Thank you.
Kat: So anyway, massively multiplayer online games, or MMO games are pretty fun. I guess.
E: *embarrassed* I’ve… Never really played one. My mom didn’t want the other kids and I getting addicted so…
Dr Hare: That kind of does make sense…
E: My parents care about my future welfare. So no 1st person shooters either…
Kat: Same with my mom. Except I am incredibly skilled at minecraft.
E: Same, Minecraft appears to be the only exception. That’s interesting… Maybe we’re related.
Kat: LOL, that’d be funny. But who knows, eh? How ’bout we move onto the next Q?
E: Fine by me.
Vampi to BW: If you wanna know what The reference was, it’s Black Widowmaker.
Kat: THE REFERENCE!!!! DUN, DUN, DUN….. wait-what reference?
E: I don’t- WAIT A SEC! It’s Overwatch! It’s flippin Overwatch! I finally understood one of Vampi’s references! Right?
Dr Hare: Yeah.
Kat: OH! I like Overwatch! Yeah!
E: I haven’t played it, but my friends do! And I hear about it. Often.
Kat: Yeah, Overwatch is a good game! Next Q? Or should we gush over how wonderful Overwatch is?
E: XD, probably next Q.
Whit: Yeah, good idea.
Whit: I don’t want to turn into a nerd as well.
E: Too late for me. Wait, wasn’t that Wid’s Q? Where is she?
Kat: Pfft. Who knows.
Dr Hare: She went to get food, I think.
Kat: Ohh. Mind if I yell at her?
E: Yes… That might just be the last thing you do.
Whit: *cups hand over kat’s mouth* We want you to stay alive, Kat.
E: *laughs* Next Q then.
Vampi to the rest about the previous question: 15 points if you get the reference. E, you are allowed to ask your friends. Hint: based around the second word.
E: Already got it! *dabs* 15 points to Hufflepuff!
Itch to DH: Thanks for helping me out with the blackmail. E, don’t ask.
Kat: May I ask….?
E: -_- Itch…
Dr Hare: I’m confused…
E: Go ahead and ask about it Kat.
Kat: Uh, yeah. I’m confused as well. Ok, here goes: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
E: *nods* Well, you remember that AtV ages ago when Vampi’s squad and I first did a crossover?
Kat: Oh, yeah!
Kat: Well huh then.
Dr Hare: I don’t actually know what’s happening so…
Kat: Uh, me neither.
E: Um… Itch just has some highly-sensitive information he’s holding over my head…
Kat: Uh, what would that information be exactly?
E: … OK, out you go Harvey!
Dr Hare: Wait, what?
E: *shoves him out* OK! I’ll explain.
Kat: OK,, then! *leans back*
E: So… I kinda got pushed into admitting some things… I didn’t want to, but… yeah…
Kat: Ahh. I’ve done that once or twice.
E: … I ended up admitting who I had a crush on
Kat: Ahh, I’ve never done that.
E: yyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah…. Many regrets.
E: *flushes* I’m never telling him, so…
Kat: Good idea. Next Q?
E: Maybe we should…
Black Widow: YOU NEED TO TELL HIM
E: WHEN DID YOU GET HOME
Kat: AGGHH! PHANTOM! Oh. Sorry.
Black Widow: *walks in* You need to tell him.
E: *flushes* NO GET OUT
Black Widow: Make me…
E: S-SHUT UP
Kat: *grabs popcorn out of air*
Black Widow: You can’t just do nothing, OK?!
E: I can do what I want!!!
Kat: So, um, who are we referring to?
Black Widow: Good idea, HARE
E: NO DON’T YOU DARE
Kat: Hey look! You guys could do a rhyming comedy!
E: Don’t jinx it.
Dr Hare: What’s going on in her?
E: *flushes* oh snickerdodles
Kat: ooh, SNICKERDOODLES? WHERE? WHERE?
E: it’s an expression…
Dr Hare: So… do I get to find out what the blackmail is?
Kat: Well I know that, but…WHERE?
Kat: YEAH! Um, what was the blackmail again?
Black Widow: There isn’t any…
E: Nothing… it’s just… um…
Kat: Oh, OK then! So, HARE! MAKE ME SNICKERDOODLES!!! PWEASE?
Dr Hare: Um… Ok.
Dr Hare: El, you want to help?
E: *still flustered* Yeah… That’d be nice.
Kat: I’d help, but I’m too lazy….. Sorry?
E: It’s fine…
Dr Hare: Maybe El can finally tell me what it is.
E: I’ll think about it.
Kat: *whispering* She’s never gonna do it….
Dr Hare: I did hear that you know.
E: *Flushes* Oh dangit.
Kat: *blinks* I was talking to you, Hare.
Dr Hare: She’s never going to what?
E: -_- I hate everything RN
E: I’m on it.
Liz: OK, good Idea.
Kat: BUT DON’T FORGET TO MAKE THE SNICKERDOODLES!
E: I won’t…
Kat: Kay, good.
Itch to E: if you asked anyway, TAS will steal your memes.
E: I need my memes…. TAS, don’t do this to me.
Whit: *groan* Not the memes.
Kat: LE GASP!
E: Nah, TAS wouldn’t do that to me… Would he?
Alexa to all: Which is better, Amazon Echo or Google Home?
Kat: Uh, GOOGLE HOME PEEPS, DUH! Ok, just kidding, I have no knowledge about either, so…
E: They’re all going to take over the world!
Whit: Ah. WE NEED THE CYBERMEN!
Dr Hare: We’ve already dealt with stormtroopers….
Whit: THEN THE CYBORGS!
E: Hmm… Where’s B?
Whit: I dunno.
Dr Hare: He and Wid went to go grocery shopping.
Whit: THEN THE OTHER CYBORGS!
Kat: Uh, WHAT other cyborgs?!?!
E: I used to pretend to be one, but…
Whit: I have an amazing face. And left arm. I can’t remember where I got this platinum arm….
E: The internet, I dunno
Whit: I think it was that war…
Kat: What war?
Whit: I shouldn’t go into details.
E: ._. Ok then.
Dr Hare: So… nobody is going to tell me what it is?
Whit: You mean the war?
Dr Hare: The blackmail.
Whit: I was napping during that convo.
E: Next Q it is.
Fizzle To Everyone: Du yu knoe de wea?
E: I am da wae!
Kat: You wouldn’t beleive how many times a kid asked me that today at school. Uggh.
E: I AM DA WAE
Kat: Weeeellll that’s settled then.
Dr Hare: I’m going to get you a T shirt that ways I am da wae.
E: I need a t shirt that says you are my way.
Dr Hare: What?
Kat: On it!
E: Wait, what
Whit: You ask for something, you get it. Especially if Kat’s around.
E: I was kidding. And referencing a comic. Yeah.
Whit: But still. Kat takes these things seriously.
E: I gathered.
Dr Hare: What comic?
E: Erm… never mind.
Whit: Next Q?
E: Neeeeeext Q.
To BB and BW: Did either of you have anything to do with those on-the-nose questions at the end of last AtV? (I’m not complaining. Their awkwardness is even starting to drive ME nuts.)
Black Widow: You leave, this is our Q.
Kat: Uh… Again, I’m gonna just sit here and let someone else talk…
Binary Bard: Not team Elyarvey then?
Kat: Elyarvey, eh?? MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Black Widow: We didn’t ask those Qs tho.
Kat: Pfft. Any excuse to ship people is a good one.
Binary Bard: *nods slowly* I’d say I could get behind that, but I’m not sure I can, so let’s go with Ok.
Kat: *grins* Kay then. Next q or did you guys wanna relive some akward silence?
Kat: A squirrel just died.
Black Widow: In conclusion,I hate you all.
Black Widow: What. It’s not personal,I just don’t like people.
Kat: *sniffles* You… HATE m-mm-me? *bambi chibi eyes*
Binary Bard: No, no, she just says that.
Kat: *smacks her on the back* JustkiddingIdon’tcarebye.
Binary Bard: Um, ok.
Kat: *walks into kitchen* Hmm… *from kitchen:* Hey E, got any popcorn? Or junk food, for that matter?
E: I live here, that’s enough answer, isn’t it? Course there is.
Binary Bard: Next Q then.
Kat: YAYAYAY! Shut up, Bard.
Kat: *starts scouring the shelves/pantry*
Binary Bard: Hey!
E: Ooh, have B and Whit talked yet ’bout the date?
Kat: I’m a cruel lier, what can I say? And, no, I don’t think they have…
E: Hey, they were supposed to go on that date…
Kat: YEAH! BARD! WHY WERE YOU STALLING? I KNOW YOU WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whit: That’s perfectly fine, I don’t…. *blushing*
Binary Bard: O_O Wait, what?
E: *slides in* So…
Whit: No, *blushes* if he doesn’t want to…
Kat: What do you mean, he doesn’t want to?? *glares at Binary*
Binary Bard: ._.
E: Don’t pressure him Kat, just watch.
Binary Bard: I… I’m honestly good with whatever…
Kat: OK then, fine. *slumps back in couch*
Whit: *brightens up* Really?
Binary Bard: Yeah…
Whit: *smiling* Thanks, then. When do you want to go? I can do whenever. You still want to see Spider man, right?
Binary Bard: Y-yeah
Kat: Geez, E, what are you, magical?
E: Wut did I do?
Kat: *gestures to Whit and Binary bard* That!
E: Oh, that? Nah, I’m just a ninja.
Kat: And I’m a cruel blackmailer. Also I wanted to see Homecoming again so…
E: Nah, you can’t be as bad as Itch.
Kat: Best movie EVER, right? I might just sneak along.
Kat: Bad as Itch? No, I don’t think I’m that bad. In fact, I’m worse.
Kat: It’s called “Using reverse psychology to make somebody, specifically somebody who’s name starts with an “E”, kiss someone else.
E: -_- Whatever, I would have had to do it anyways.
Kat: That was a good one. Highlight of my blackmailing career.
E: Whatever. Srsly tho, what am I forgetting?
Kat: Your guess is as good as mine. ADHD, peeps! That’s me! The living forgetting machine!
E: Legit same.
Black Widow: It was a double date.
E: *silently curls up in a ball* Darnit.
Kat: I’m still coming along. #sixthwheelpeeps! Make me feel uncomfortable, kay? Oh wait, that’s physically impossible.
E: I can’t do this.
Kat: Maybe if I’m lucky enough, I can blackmail someone to coming with me and we can do a triple date! But who, though… *looks at Zander* Hmmm…
E: *shoves her at Zander* Go.
Zander: *reading a book* *looks up* Oh, hi Kat!
Kat: Hi! Do you wanna see Spiderman? Are you pathetically single? Do you like popcorn?
Zander: Uh, yes, sadly yes, and yes. What are you referring to?
E: *pulls out carrot* Time to watch this unfold.
Kat: *grins slyly* We have an extra ticket. Wanna come?
Zander: Well, duh, YEAH! Is this like a group thing?
E: *waves with carrot* Hi
Kat: *smiles* Totally! Yeah! Nothing else!
Zander: *grins* Then count me in!
Dr Hare: *comes in* Ok, who has- *looks at E* Of course.
E: Why hello! Fancy meeting you here!
Kat: *whispering to E* Boys. So inattentive. So, when are we doing the triple da- sorry, the “group thing”?
E: *whispers back* Are we any better?
Kat: *whispering* Uh, no. No we aren’t. But we’re gonna pretend we are.
E: Yup. I’ll call you bout the thing, I’m busy until… *Looks at hand, covered in pen* March. Yay.
Dr Hare: What are we talking about?
E: Em, well…
Kat: How E loved the cake I made!
E: Yes. It was a good cake. You want this? *Holds out the carrot*
Dr Hare: Um, sure, thanks. *takes it*
Kat: OOOOOOOOOH! Sorry.
Dr Hare: For what?
Kat: The spontaneous foghorn sound? *suddenly a ship crashes through the wall* Totally my fault guys, sorry.
Black Widow: The landlord is going to have our hides.
Kat: I have huge lungs. When I get excited, people get.. ships.
Dr Hare: Right through the house.
E: If we’re lucky, it’ll go away. If we’re not, it won’t.
Dr Hare: Do you mean literally or… Who’s getting shipped here?
Kat: Uh, yeah. It’s both literally and… I may have shipped a very confused bunny, and a slightly annoyed bad liar. So, yeeaaah. #Ihaveweirdsuperpowers
Kat: If you want I can make it go away. But you have to give me candy, because I really liked shipping you two, and this ship is really pretty. See, it says “S.S. Elyarvey”!
Dr Hare: …
E: I have no words.
Kat: Sorry. I always forget that when I ship people, they literally get ships.
E: What do we do with it?
Kat: I think the S.S. Whitdred is in your backyard. Um, about getting rid of it.. technically I can’t. I can shrink it and stick it in a bottle.
E: That might be good.
Dr Hare: *Still speechless*
Kat: Okay then! *walks up to the ship and hugs the bow*
*The ship shrinks*
Kat: Fixed that problem!
Black Widow: Good. Still a hole, but good.
Whit: Wait, did you say, the ‘S.S. Whitdred?’
Kat: Uh, yeeeeaaaah. Why???
E: Huh. This’ll be interesting.
Liz: Uh, I can fix the wall.
Binary Bard: I’ll just… *Slides away*
Whit: Wait. Lemme pummel Kat first. YOU. DON’T. SHIP. ME!!!!
E: He’s already gone. Don’t worry about it anyways.
Whit: *blinks* I was, uh, talking to Kat. But I’d kinda like to pummel Binary Bard too.
E: Why, did he say something dumb?
Kat: No, she just likes pummeling people.
Dr Hare: *still speechless*
E: Harvey? You ok?
Whit: Well, I don’t want him to think I like him. Pummeling is always the answer.
Kat: Yeah Hare, you still alive?
E: *walks over to him and pokes him in the face* Bro, what even.
Whit: Ooh, can I pummel Hare?
Kat: *groans* No!
E: No, you may not.
E: *snacks him cheek lightly* Oi, wake up.
Kat: Ooh! I wanna slap him! *slaps hare gently* Ha ha sucker, take that! You annoy me!
E: Hey! We’re not trying to hurt him.
Kat: I wasn’t!
E: Fair enough. Hmm… *Punches him on the arm* But the best time to smack someone is when the’re unconscious.
E: Darn. You do have a good point tho.
Kat: Dude, I think he’s dead. Well there goes that ship.
*the ship disappears*
E: He’s not dead. At least he’d better not be.
Kat: Who knows. Lets try this.
E: Tryyyyyy what.
Kat: *screaming* HEY LOOK E! ISN’T THAT A BUCKET OF PINK CARROTS?!?!?!
E: *ducks* Holy snickersnack, Kat!
Kat: Sorry. I thought screaming that would wake him up. Didn’t know I could actually conjure stuff. *reaches into bucket and eats a pink carrot* MMM, yummy!
E: That’s kind of impressive. But I don’t think he can hear us. Maybe we need a different approach…
Kat: Ugggh. And I thought I was a deep sleeper. C’mon, HARVEY WAKE UP!
E: *pokes his cheek* I think he’s in shock.
Kat: Yeah, sorry about that.
E: It’s Ok, I’m sure he’ll be fine.
Kat: Uh, so I’m not a doctor. Do you want me to grab Harri? I think she’s eating icecream.
E: No… I think we can do it ourselves… I’m trained in CPR if worst comes to worst
Kat: Ah… wait, what? Well, let’s hope not.
E: Let’s really hope not.
Kat: So… what do we do. Is he breathing?
E: Yes. First thing I checked.
Kat: OK then. His eyes are open. That’s kinda creepy.
E: Well he’s in shock.
Kat: I know, I just get easily nauseous.
E: I have an idea.
Kat: OK, doc. What is it?
E: Since when have I been Doc?
Kat: Since Harvey went unconscious.
E: Wouldn’t he be Doc?
Kat: Well yeah, but he can’t exactly operate on himself…
E: Fair enough. Well, I was thinking, if he’s in shock… Shouldn’t we shock him out of it?
Kat: So, for the moment, since you have more medical expertise than I do, you’re Doc. I’m “Unqualified nurse”
E: It’s fine. But we might be able to shock him out of it.
Kat: Sorry. I get excited easily.
E: I didn’t mean literally.
Kat: Oh, so you meant figuratively?
E: Yeah… Well, If I just… *Grabs Dr Hare’s face and pulls him towards her* Harvey!
Dr Hare: *instantly snaps out of it and goes pink* El!
E: Oh good, you’re alive.
Kat: Oh, geez, sorry Hare, you scared me.
Dr Hare: W-what’s going on?!
E: We thought you were dead. Nothing much.
Kat: Want a pink carrot? *holds one out to him*
Dr Hare: Um… Sure.
E: *lets go of him and steps back* Sorry, sorry. Desperate.
Kat: *blinks* So anyway, Hare, glad to have you back.
Dr Hare: Thanks… I’m still confused.
Kat: It’s my mad shipping skills. Don’t worry. Oh look! Liz fixed the wall!
E: Thank you Liz!
Liz: Yeah, totally, no problem!
Dr Hare: Um, ok. So what was El-
E: ANYWAYS we should probably hit the next Q!
Kat: Yeah, good idea. Sorry Hare, E’s in no obligation to tell you anything.
E: *staring at the ceiling* Yeah. Anyways.
Dr Hare: I… See.
Kat: *pats him on the back and grins* Nothing personal. I’d tell you, but E doesn’t want me to, so I’ll refrain.
E: *silently and awkwardly scoots away*
Kat: Ok, E whenever you’re ready, we can do the next Q!
E: Right now sounds good!
To LW: Do your friends ever prank you on April 1st?
E: Ooh-Kay, looks like I’m calling her.
Kat: Oooh. That’s a good Idea. I’m gonna prank her on april 1st. But how tho??
E: … That sounds dangerous.
Kat: Yeah, but so? I’ve done harder.
E: I mean like it would probably be safer to try and prank D. And… Um, wouldn’t recommend that.
Kat: I’ll do both then! Thanks for the idea! *grins*
E: Welp. Your blood is not on my hands. Hangon, let me call Lucky.
Kat: Blood? Haha! Foolish mortal, I do not bleed at the hands of winged beasts. Or bald ones, for that matter.
E: I’m more worried about his girlfriend.
Kat: Speaking of which, who is it?
E: Um… Well… You see…
Kat: *groan* Tell me.
E: … I kind of like living.
Kat: Is that so? *pulls out the knife she threw at the wall earlier* I do hope you reconsider…
E: … Um, about that…
E: Either he says, or she says when she decides to show up. That’s what I agreed to, sorry.
Kat: Fine. *puts back the knife*
E: Thank you. *looks down at computer* Oh, hey Wing!
Lucky Wing: Hello E. Is everything ok?
E: Oh yeah. It’s all good over here. How are you?
Lucky Wing: I am fine. *squints* Do you have guests?
Lucky Wing: *jumps back* Oh my- So yes.
E: *laughs* Yup! This is Kat, she’s here for an AtV with her friends.
E: Oh, and so is Liz.
Lucky Wing: Oh wow, you are crowded over there.
E: We had a Q for ya, let me grabs it. “do your friends ever prank you on April 1st?”
Lucky Wing: *nodding* Oh goodness, I’m surprised I survived last year.
Kat: What happened? I love pranks! C’mon, tell me!
Lucky Wing: Well… I think Nice Coyote glued my entire living room to the celling.
E: I believe I still have that picture. She was very proud of herself.
Kat: WOAH! COOL! No one’s pranked me before. It’s very depressing.
E: Aww geez, I’m sorry.
Lucky Wing: Cheetah kidnapped one of my friends once for April Fool’s, it’s not always fun.
E: Wasn’t that last year?
Lucky Wing: Mmm hmm.
Kat: Huh. Anymore interesting pranks?
E: I got nothing.
Lucky Wing: Well… Mordred once did the bucket trick on me.
E: He’s not very original.
Kat: Pfft. The BUCKET trick? *yelling* WOW, MORDRED, JUST WOW!
Binary Bard: *from other room* What did I do?!
Lucky Wing: Oh dear. How are the Villains anyways?
E: They’re doing great, but we should talk about that later. I’ll recap you then.
Lucky Wing: Oh, alright.
Kat: So.. If that’s all the pranks people played on you… *runs out of room* *from other room* Thanks for the ideas! Bye!
E: If you play then on us…
Liz: *sigh* I think she just went through the portal. I’ll go get her. *walks out*
Lucky Wing: Oh dear.
E: Thanks Liz!
Liz: *comes back holding Kat*
Kat: You weren’t kidding when you said you had a death grip. Owch! Leggo!
Lucky Wing: What is her story?
E: Clone, dimensional stuff, fun.
Lucky Wing: Ah,I see. You have a lot of dimensional stuff.
E: Tell me about it… Hello again Kat. Fancy meeting you here.
Kat: Darnit. I was gonna go play some pranks on Carlos. He hasn’t paid me the money he owes me.
E: Maybe later. Thanks Lucky, I’ll call you later, mk?
Lucky Wing: Alright. Goodbye! *Hangs up*
Kat: Huh. Next Q?
E: *smiles* Good ol Wing. Yeah, I’ll grab it.
The Dolphin Violinist To Binary Bard: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Kat: Oh geez.
Binary Bard: … Wasn’t this the first Q we did? Ever?
Whit: I know there’s a factual answer to this, but I can’t remember what. *continues muttering to herself*
E: It’s as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
E: Science for the win! *High-fives Dr Hare*
Whit: But there’s still a fact-
Kat: Nuh uh.
E: What is it?
Whit: *sigh* I just forgot.
Dr Hare: Aw, ok.
Kat: You have ADHD too??
E: Who doesn’t have it.
Zander: Uh, me?
Dr Hare: *raises hand*
E: Never mind then.
Kat: Wait, E, you have ADHD too?
E: Yeah. OCD too. It’s… Interesting.
Kat: High five! Me too!
E: *high-fives her with a laugh* ADHD kids unite!
Kat: Exactly! WOOT WOOT! Sorry, I had to.
E: XD It’s fine.
Binary Bard: This all makes no sense.
Dr Hare: You get used to it.
Kat: I’m assuming neither of you have ADHD.
Binary Bard: Don’t think so.
Dr Hare: Maybe. Not sure.
E: *shrugs* Makes sense.
Kat: Yeah. Hmm. I wonder if Harri has ADHD…
Dr Hare: I have no clue.
E: Harri is great, just sayin.
Kat: *yelling* Harri!
Harri: *from other room* Yeah?
Harri: *walks in* What?
Dr Hare: Hello.
Harri: Oh, sup! So, what was it you wanted to ask me?
Kat: Do you have ADHD?
E: Long story.
Harri: Well, yeah. Yes I do.
E: Interesting. Wonder how that happened.
Dr Hare: *shrugs*
Harri: I can diagnose you guys if you want me too…
E: No, it’s ok, I know what I’ve got.
Dr Hare: I’m fine.
Binary Bard: I don’t want to know.
Harri: Geez, OK, guys.
Kat: Kay, so the AtD peeps have some pre-written questions they’d like to ask you.
E: Go for it.
Kat: OK, this one’s from Harri.
To DH: Do you have a workshop? How big is it? How often do you accidentally blow it up??
Harri: *blushes* Oh yeah, that one.
Dr Hare: I still have the warehouse on 24 Carrot, but here I have a lab here.
E: He made his room a lab, there’s barely enough room for a bed.
Dr Hare: There’s plenty of room!
E: There’s not.
Harri: Cool! You have to lemme see it sometime later!
E: I swear I spend most of my time in there.
Kat: Maybe if we come back.
E: I wouldn’t mind that too much. Just no literal frickin’ ships next time.
Liz: Yeah? I have a lab… but It’s Kat’s walk in closet.
Dr Hare: Respectable.
Kat: OK, I’ll try not to ship people.
E: I swear this man would work anywhere any time if he didn’t have to sleep.
Harri: Makes sense. I do it all the time.
E: And this is why you are like your father. Do you randomly fall asleep sometimes?
Dr Hare: Hey!
Kat: Sometimes she sleeps in my closet.
Dr Hare: That only happened once…
Harri: *flushes* Yeah, I guess I do.
E: *smiles* It’s OK, Harvey does it all the time.
Harri: But he just said he doesn’t…..?
Dr Hare: It only happened once.
Dr Hare: Once!
Kat: Next Kid-to-Parent Q?
E: Go for it.
Kat: Next one’s from William.
To Black Widow: Plz don’t kill me….
Black Widow: I won’t murder him. Why would I murder him?
E: You are very intimidating child.
Kat: Oh wait. There’s more.
I know I’m a worthless disappointment, but I deserve to live! I have people to rob!
Black Widow: You’re not a worthless disappointment, you’re fine.
E: Ok then. Tell him he shall live.
Kat: Yeah, he’s pretty scared of you, Widow. OK, then.
Black Widow: I’m not that scary.
E: You literally scare everyone I introduce you to.
Kat: To him you are.
E: To everyone
Kat: Not to me, puny mortal! The Black Widow does not scare me!
Black Widow: Whatever, I don’t care.
Kat: Darn, I was hoping you’d try to scare me.
Black Widow: Why bother. I know how terrifying I am.
E: She got us free food once.
Kat: Pfft. Terrifying, are you? Puny mor- wait, you’re mortal, right, Widow?
Black Widow: *smiles evily* That’s for me to know.
E: ._. Sketchy.
Kat: Fine then, whatever. Next Q?
E: Go for it.
Kat: This one’s from Belle.
E: HEY B GET IN HERE
To Binary: Are you magnetic too, or is it just me? Cuz…I can’t…seem to get away from the fridge. *groans* I’m stuck.
E: Heh heh heh…
Binary Bard: Yes. Yes I am.
Kat: Makes sense. But sometimes I think she’s more attached to Carlos than metal stuff.
E: *giggles* I bet.
Kat: You’re kinda creeping me out. Why are you laughing like that?
E: It’s giggling.
Dr Hare: She does it a lot.
E: I do not…
Dr Hare: You do too.
E: Do not!
Dr Hare: Do too….
E: Do not!
Dr Hare: Do too.
E: Do not!
Kat: Ok, next Q?
E: Do not!
Dr Hare: Do too.
Kat: Hare’s right, E. Ya do too.
E: I do not!
Dr Hare: *laughs* HA!
Kat: Next Q is from Cassie. Cuz guyz, we all know that the pink bunny is right. Admit it E, you giggle alot.
E: I do not!
Dr Hare: *puts an arm around her* Just admit it….
To Cap’n Crawfish: How many boats do you have, cuz I have… wait… excuse my lack of education…. 1….2….3…..4…..5! 5 ships, mate! What about you?
E: Um. Where is Crawfish?
Dr Hare: I don’t know…
Kat: Who knows. I might have shipped him and that cute mermaid, but I don’t remember.
Can someone find him tho?
E: Wasn’t that Vampi?
Dr Hare: You are impossible. I haven’t seen Crawfish for nearly a week. 2. I thought you knew where he was.
E: Oh no.
Kat: Oh no, what? C’mon guys, the spontaneous oh nos are unessecary!
E: Oh no the Rulers are going to kill me! *shrugs off Dr Hare and runs off*
Dr Hare: That isn’t good…
Kat:And, no, I believe I shipped him with a different mermaid….
What isn’t good?!? My gosh!
Dr Hare: She’s… Well, I don’t know to be honest, but the fact that Crawfish is gone isn’t good.
Kat: Ya know, never mind. Next Q? Or do you guys wanna keep running around screaming?
Dr Hare: You’d better do the next Q… I’ll cover for El.
Kat: Kay then.
Kat: Let’s see here. Oh right. This one’s from Rhoda, to…. Widow. Huh.
Black Widow: Shoot.
To Widow: Here’s the first and only compliment I’m ever giving anyone: You’re probably a way better parent than my lame ol’ dad who got stuck in prison, and I kind of like you. We should hang out sometime. By the way, how many species of deadly spiders do you own? I have about fifty. I also have some rats, but I mainly just feed them to the spiders.
Black Widow: Hmm. I don’t own any right now, but I’d like to come see yours. And thank you for the compliment.
Kat: You’re welcome anytime.
Harri: Do you mean to come over? *whispering* Cuz she kinda freaks me out..
E: Who, Wid or Rhonda?
Harri: *still whispering* Wid
E: *laughs* Don’t worry about it, she scares most people.
Harri: Ok then.
Kat: Next Q! From…well, me.
Kat: Sorry guys, I’m so selfish.
Dr Hare: It’s OK
Kay, from me to E: So about that AU version of you who tried to kill you, do you know her name? This is for a novel I decided to write. I just need her name.
E: … What.
Kat: Lemme rephrase that. A little while ago, you wrote us a Q talking about your AU versions, and one of them you said “went crazy and tried to kill (you).” Do you remember her name, by chance?
E: … When did I say that? *pulls out phone* Dang it, stupid parental controls…
Harvey! I’m using your computer!
Dr Hare: Wait, what?! No, hangon!
E: I’ll be quick, sorry! *Runs off*
Dr Hare: Uh… Oh…
Kat: Sokay, she’s not gonna end the world or anything.
Dr Hare: Well I forgot to delete my search history.
Kat: Oh. Yes, well that is rather bad.
Dr Hare: *starts flushing* Yes, yes it is.
Kat: I mean, depending on what you were doing, it could end the world.
Dr Hare: Well, it wasn’t anything evil or, well, dirty, but… well… um… *goes beet red*
Kat: What was it? It’s okay, I can keep a secret. And I won’t judge.
Dr Hare: Well… See, Valentine’s is coming up and… well… um…
Dr Hare: *goes deep red* Um…
Kat: C’mon. If you tell me, I can get Whit to remotely wipe the search history before E reads it.
Whit: Glad to be of help.
Dr Hare: Well…. I haven’t had a Valentine’s with, well…. E, and….
Kat: Uh huh?
Dr Hare: And…. well…
Kat: Yeah? C’mon, don’t be embarrassed or anything, you can tell me.
Dr Hare: Nothing. It’s nothing.
Kat: And here I thought people trusted me *throws hands up in air and walks out.*
Dr Hare: It’s… not that, it’s just…
Kat: *starts rummaging through the junk food* *Peeks head out* Yeah?
Dr Hare: Well… I don’t want to… um… see…
Kat: Now I’m confused. *continues rummaging through junk food.*
Dr Hare: *sighs* Maybe you and Whit can help me.
Kat: Kay, cool. How can we help?
Whit: Happy to be of assistance.
Dr Hare: Well… Um… You know… You know El…
Kat: Yes, surprisingly, we do happen to know El.
Dr Hare: Well… yeah… But… well, I wanted to… um…
Kat: Do something special for her?
Dr Hare: Well… yeah. I wanted to.. give her… something… and… tell… her… um… well…
Whit: I have 50 dollars. What do you want to get her. Or did you want to make her something?
Dr Hare: Well, I wasn’t sure…
Kat: Yeah. You just tell us what you need and we’ll help in any way we can.
Dr Hare: I… I just wanted it to mean something, you know? And…
Kat: Yeah, I get what you mean. So, what stuff would mean something to her?
Dr Hare: I… well…
Kat: Maybe a necklace or bracelet engraved with something special?
E: *comes in* Found it!
Kat: No, we weren’t talking about anything, nope, none, nada.
E: … What.
Dr Hare: *beat red* Hi.
Kat: Uh, we were talking about gifts. What Hare is gonna give me for my birthday, cuz he’s nice that way.
Dr Hare: Yup.
E: I thought her birthday was in like 138 days or something?
Dr Hare: Yup. That’s what we’re talking about.
Kat: Exactly, I’m selfish that way.
E: *raises eyebrow* O…K?
Kat: So you found it right? The thing?
E: Oh, right! Yeah, I did! But… weird thing, OK? I didn’t put that Q.
Kat: … Then who friggin did? Cuz it said so, right there in the comments of # 7.
E: I don’t know…
Dr Hare: That isn’t good.
Kat: SO anyway… do you know her name or will I just have to make stuff up then?
E: This is sketchy. Make something up, I suppose.
Kat: Uggh, I hate doing that. Any suggestions for names that start with El?
E: Yeah, Eliza, Elizabeth, sorry Liz, hmm, let’s see… Sorry. I have all sorts of E names on my computer if you need them.
Kat: Well, yes, I kinda do. Go back to the computer room and print a page for me will you?
E: Yeah, sure.
Dr Hare: Um, the printer is disconnected. Is that OK?
E: I’ll handle it, don’t sweat it. Be back soon. *walks out*
Kat: Kay, so about the thing, what were your ideas?
Dr Hare: I wasn’t sure, that was the problem.
Kat: As I was saying, a bracelet would be really thoughtful. I know a jewelry person, who owes me. I could get him to make like a diamond encrusted bracelet with a message engrave on the inside.
Dr Hare: That could work.
Kat: I’m trying to think of other meaningful things that last, but that was the first thing that came to mind. So what were you thinking to have written on the inside?
Dr Hare: *goes quiet* I… Well…
Kat: You could write it down if you want. You don’t have to tell me.
Dr Hare: I just… I… Just… I want to tell her…
Kat: You like her? Or am I getting this all wrong? Because I do that a lot.
Dr Hare: *goes red again, but he slowly nods* I… She’s just… *Sighs* I don’t know…
Kat: OK then! I’ll get the bracelet, and Whit can emotionally train you to not stutter. Hey Liz, can you keep E distracted for the time being?
Liz: On it! *walks out*
Whit: Wait, I’m supposed to do WHAT NOW? OK, fine, nevermind.
Dr Hare: I just… She’s just… *Puts face in hands* I give up. I’m never going to be able to do this.
Kat: No, It’s fine! We’re not giving up on you! Be right back. And actually, Whit, don’t do anything, cuz It’s cute when he stutters. *walks through portal*
Dr Hare: *sighs* I’m going to screw this up, I just know it.
Whit: Naw, You’ll do great.
Dr Hare: I’m not too sure of that…
*2 minutes later*
Kat: *walks in.* Ok, Hare! I got the bracelet in this fancy box. I also had it custom made, so I hope you don’t mind that it has diamonds all over it. Is it too fancy or does it work? Anyway, It just says “Happy Valentine’s day, your friend Harvey”.
Dr Hare: *looks at it in surprise* It’s perfect.
Kat: Phew. That’s good, because I thought I overdid it.
Dr Hare: No, it’s great. But… Oh gosh. How am I supposed to… With… Oh gosh.
Kat: Oh gosh what? Please don’t tell me I did something wrong.
Dr Hare: No, no, but how am I supposed to… Actually… Oh goodness, what have I gotten myself into…
Kat: You could just set it on her bed when she isn’t around instead of telling her you like her to her face. If that works for you…
Dr Hare: I just… I… I want her to know, but… But..
Kat: How bout an automated voice recording. Just kidding, cuz that’d be creepy.
Dr Hare: Yeah, it would. I just… I just wish I could just… Tell her but… I…
Kat: Why can’t you?
Dr Hare: *goes beet red* How are you supposed to say that?!
Kat: I could tell you that I like you, why can’t you friggin’ tell E you like her?? Sorry. I’m overreacting. You just do what works for you.
Dr Hare: *covers face* I just… I’m frustrated, sorry.
Kat: It’s OK. I’m probably just pushing you too hard.
Dr Hare: It’s Ok… But… I’m going to turn into a stuttering wreak if I try. I already have tried, I never can.
Kat: Pink carrot? *Hands him one*
Dr Hare: Please. *takes it*
Kat: Yeah, I’m sorry I’m not much help. You could ask Whit, but when she’s around Binary, she’s a stuttering wreck as well.
Kat: But is there anything else we could help you with?
Dr Hare: True enough. I’m… Not sure.
Kat: OK.If you want, I dunno if this would help tho, you could practice on Liz. I know she’d understand.
Dr Hare: That’s… I’m not sure if I could even do it then.
Kat: But you don’t actually like Liz. How hard could it be? I dunno, you choose.
Dr Hare: I.. I… I don’t know.
E: *bangs open the door* Back, loud and proud. Apologies for getting distracted. *stops in the doorway* What’s wrong?
Kat: No, it’s fine. *hides the box* All good.
E: You sure?
Kat: Yeah. Harvey’s been laughing too much, that’s why his face is red. I have weird childhood stories, most of them ridiculously funny.
Dr Hare: … What?
E: -_- Ok, just tell me.
Kat: What, the stories, or the fact that I have a crush on Hare over here?
Dr Hare: Oh gosh. *puts head in hands again*
Kat: So, may I have the paper now?
E: Yeah, here… *Hands her the paper and sits down next to Dr Hare* You OK?
Kat: *whispering to Hare* Sorry. I didn’t know if you wanted me to tell her about the thing. That was the first thing that came to mind. Here you can have the box now. *Shoves it at him*
Dr Hare: *takes it* Thanks…
E: What is it?
Dr Hare: Long, long story.
E: We seem to be having a lot of those.
Dr Hare: Yeah..
Kat: Adios! I have matters to attend to. *walks out but hides behind a plant.*
E: Oh… I’m sorry. Here. *Offers him a hug*
Dr Hare: *leans his head against her shoulder* It’s been a long day.
E: I can tell.
Kat: *stands up* OK, I can’t take this any longer. Harvey just give her the box!
Dr Hare: *goes bright red and eyes widen* Oh no.
E: *looks at her, confused* What?
Kat: I’m sorry, did I make this moment awkward? I can’t say anything or I’ll spoil it.
Dr Hare: Maybe.
E: I’m so confused, what’s going on? What box?
Dr Hare: *sighs and pulls away* I… I got you something.
E: You did? Why?
Kat: Should I leave now? Darn. I feel like it’s a third wheel situation on steroids. Kay, bye! *walks out*
Dr Hare: It’s… Nothing, don’t worry about it. Here. *hands her the box*
E: *takes it, confused* Ok, thanks?
Dr Hare: Open it.
Dr Hare: *nods*
E: *opens the box and takes out the bracelet* Oh wow! It’s beautiful!
Dr Hare: *smiles* You like it?
E: I love it! What’s the inscription say?
E: *reads it silently, then smiles* Aw, Harvey, I love it!
Dr Hare: You do?
E: Yes! It’s perfect! Thank you! *Hugs him*
*Meanwhile in the kitchen, Kat is shoving junk food into her pockets*
Dr Hare: *smiles* You’re welcome.
E: Oh gosh! *Pulls away* I didn’t get you anything!
Dr Hare: It’s ok-
E: Aw, now I feel really bad! *Sighs* This is, without a doubt, the sweetest thing I’ve ever received. I… I kinda owe you one, don’t I.
Dr Hare: It’s ok El.
E: Seriously tho, any way I can make it up to you? Any way at all?
Dr Hare: Um… Well…
Kat: *peeks her head in* You could give me candy! Just sayin’.
E: *laughs* Oh gosh!
Dr Hare: *smiles and gives her a thumbs up*
Kat: So, I have 2 Qs for you guys, that thankfully for you don’t involve my candy obsession.
E: Sounds great! *Puts on bracelet* Hit us with it!
Kat: Ok, the first one is: I did it i did it! I finished the fan art thing! Both the one where I drew the villains as cats, and then another one. They both turned out awesome, and I’ll get them to you soon!
E: Oh really?! That’s awesome!
Kat: Yeah! I need to find that spare camera though. I don’t have a very good scanner so I resort to other methods.
E: It’s ok, same.
Dr Hare: I don’t have anything good for that, that’s more El’s expertise.
E: Thank you.
Kat: Last Q. From me again. Heh heh.
E: Shoot, who’s it to?
Kat: Next Q:
DH: I’ve been calling you Harvey practically the whole crossover, cuz I forgot you didn’t want to be called that by people who aren’t your close friends. Sorry bout that. So since we technically aren’t friends, which do you prefer, Hare, or fuzzy bunny?
Kat: Honestly, the latter is kinda offending tho.
Dr Hare: Um… Hare is fine.
E: *looks away, low-key embarrassed*
Kat: OK, KOOL! PEEPS, WE ARE OFFICIALLY DONE! Unless you guys wanna ask us Qs.
E: *smiles* That’s fine, we’re good.
Kat: OK then WOOT WOOT! WE ARE DONE! YAY! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY GUYS! Oh! By the way, I got you each homemade chocolates! Be right back!
Kat: *comes back in with a bag* Ok, here we go!
Kat: Here’s E’s, and Hare’s, and Pop’s and Widow’s, And D’s, and Binary’s….. Ok, there you go, guys! Happy Valentine’s day!
E: Oh wow! *takes it* Thank you so much!
E: Ok, any last words you guys?
Kat: Where’s that candy I was promised?