Ask the Villains 17, Fun with Trauma.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So, um, insane crazy day and second post in 3 hours. (Clawtropica) Anyways, I’m gonna cut straight to it since I need sleeps.


Purple Claw to Dr Hare: 

dr hare im ashamed of you this isn’t a diet.

where are all the carrots 😦

you’re grounded son

Dr Hare: 😕 Who is this?

Me: Purple Claw.

Dr Hare: Can I question the “Son” part?

Me: Sure.

Dr Hare: Please explain.

Me: Apparently you and Buren are his sons.

Dr Hare: Wait, Myron Van Buren?

Me: I do not speak of him.

Dr Hare: Why-

Me: *covers his mouth* Because he sucks. Nough said. Sorry PC.

Dr Hare: Mmph.


DJKeikoYokoyama to Binary Barter Kings: What are the limits of your technological knowledge?

Binary Bard: Is that a challenge?!

Me: Oh sweet glory.


DJKeikoYokoyama to Black Widow: What do you think of the nickname Spiderwoman?

Black Widow: -_- No.

Me: *sings/raps* Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Does everything that a spider can.

Black Widow: Why.

Me: Because I’m gonna hopefully see Homecoming soon! Whooooooo! Wait, you haven’t gone by Spiderwoman before?

Black Widow: Um, no. Why would you think I had?

Me: *pulls out index card and reads* “The White Widow, the Sand Spider, the Twilight Tarantula, the Creepy Crawly Canvas Criminal, the Evil Eight-Legger, the Art Appropriating Arachnid and the Thief With a Thousand Names!” *Looks up* Because you’ve gone by quite a few.

Black Widow: -_- Why do you have a list of my old nicknames?

Me: Because I can.

Black Widow: You’re weird.

Me: I know.


To Director D: Why did you choose the letter D?

Director D: Because D is a superb letter.

Me: Also it’s what his name begins with.

Director D: *sighs* So help me Elyana, if you say my name, I will personally destroy everything you hold dear.

Me: 😐 Um…

Director D: That includes your sketchbooks.


Director D: Thank you.

Me: *clutches sketchbook and mumbles* Precious…


Sporty Boa to Everyone: Sup dudes and dudettes!

Dr Hare: The sky.

Binary Bard: The sun.

Me: Coupla clouds.

Black Widow: Birds.

Director D: I question you all.

Captain Crawfish: Argh.


Sporty Boa: What’s your favorite season?

Me: Haven’t we done this one? I feel like we have…

Dr Hare: I don’t think so.

Me: *Disturbed* Huh. I have to go check something really quick. *Sprints off*

Dr Hare: Um… Anyways, mine is spring.

Captain Crawfish: Fall.

Black Widow: Winter.

Binary Bard: Summer.

Director D: Autumn.

Me: *comes back, holding a binder* I was wrong! We haven’t done this Q yet, I was thinking of another Q & A. Whoops.

Binary Bard: How many have you ever done?

Me: Erm. *Thinks for a second* Done 2, made up my own for my characters for other stuff, nearly made a 4th… *Pause* In conclusion I have too much time on my hands.

Black Widow: Good conclusion.


Have you ever looked yourselves up on the internet?

Me: Um…




(Back to E)

Me: -_- Yeah, that’s just one example. And they still look themselves up sometimes. It’s slightly annoying TBH, especially since they’re from a kids game and, um… *Lowers voice* Little more innocent than you think.

Dr Hare: *from other room* Hey El, we found a story about us online!

Me: Um, cool!

Binary Bard: What’s Yaoi mean?

Me: O_O HOLY CRAP GUYS WAIT! Be back on a sec! *Runs off*

(And it was from that day on that I set up parental controls.)


Sporty Boa: If you had to dye your hair any color what would it be?

Black Widow: Black.

Me: I declare redundancy.

Captain Crawfish: Brown.

Director D: -_-

Me: Green or purple.

Dr Hare: Pink?

Me: It’s already pink though…

Dr Hare: Yeah, but it’s not actually dyed.

Me: Really?

Dr Hare: Well, yes. You see, the accident that turned me into a rabbit hybrid mutated my hair pigment genes as well as turning me into a rabbit.

Me: Ooh.

Black Widow: English please?

Me: His hair mutated pink.

Black Widow: You could have just said that.

Me: What’s the fun in that? 😜


Sporty Boa to CC: Do yo know any modern- day slang? like lit, dope, ect.? lol

Me: …

Captain Crawfish: What do”lit” and “dope” mean?

Me: Promise me you’ll never use the ones that are drug reference again and I’ll teach you modern day slang.

Captain Crawfish: 😐 Ok?

Me: Sounds great.


To DD: Ever thought of being a detective? Detective D sounds pretty cool!

Director D: Hmm. I never thought about this.

Me: You could be a Psychic Detective.

Director D: Beg pardon?

Me: 😐 PSYCH 4 LIFE! *runs off*

Director D: 😕 Alright then.


Red Rider: what is your opinion on the robot jibo? Look him up on HE’S SO CUTE I CANT EVEN I WANT ONE SO BAD!

Black Widow: Sounds cool.

Captain Crawfish: It reminds me a bit of Mordred here.

Binary Bard: I’m indispensable though. Right?

Director D: Mmm hmm.

Me: *eyes get really big slowly* I LOVE IT. CAN WE GET ONE.

Binary Bard: Says the girl who hates robots.

Me: No, I just don’t really get along with female ones. This is different.

Dr Hare: So how do you get along with male robots?

Me: *Blushes lightly* Generally fine. I don’t really like the male Siri,, but whatever. I like this Jibo!

Dr Hare: So, wait-

Me: *covers his mouth* LATER!

Black Widow: *smirking* Well this is interesting to watch.*



Kat Girl To BB:
1. Does Whitney scare you?

Binary Bard: No one scares the Binary Bard. Not even E, who’s hiding behind that chair. (Nothing happens) Um… Or not. Never mind. *Starts to walk off*

Me: *jumps up from behind a desk* RAWR!

Binary Bard: *jumps* Holy grommets! E!

Me: *laughs* Gotcha sucker!


2. What are the ups and downs of a metal face?

Binary Bard: Upsides are that it doesn’t hurt if something hits you in the face. Downsides are metal detectors and if it’s magnetic.

Me: Wait, it’s magnetic?! *Pulls a magnet out of her pocket and grins evilly*

Binary Bard: Don’t you dare.


3. What is your favorite invention?

Binary Bard: I would say the computer interface was extremely helpful when creating my inventions. I feel-

Me: Translation, computers are cool. You’re welcome.


To CC:
1. What do ya think about Pirates of the Caribbean?

Captain Crawfish: I haven’t been to the Caribbean yet, so I don’t know.

Me: … It’s a movie.

Captain Crawfish: Oh. *Pause* Argh.


2. Don’t you agree that people come up with ridiculously terrible pirate jokes?

Me: How do pirates know that they’re pirates?

Captain Crawfish: Because we plunder people and-

Me: Because they ARRRRRRRRR!!!!

Captain Crawfish: -_- Why.

Me: *sniggering*


3. Ever been to Hawai’i? 

Captain Crawfish: I’m currently in a landlocked state so, not yet.

Me: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?!

Captain Crawfish: A parrot?

Dr Hare: A carrot!

Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! *High-fives him*

Captain Crawfish: -_- I’m done.


To BW:
1. Who’s your favorite artist of all time?

Black Widow: Myself.

Me: Give an actual answer child.

Black Widow: I’m 9 years older than you.

Me: Answer.

Black Widow: *sighs* I like the classics, especially Da Vinci.

Me: Makes sense. Did you know he was an inventor too?

Black Widow: Kind of.

Me: *gasps* We should go meet him!

Black Widow: Meet who?

Me: Leonardo Da Vinci!

Black Widow: *crinkles nose* What, go to the PopArt Museum?

Me: No, back in time! I have an idea!

(Seconds later)

Lucky Wing (RoP): No, I will not let you use my pocket watch to travel back in time to meet a famous artist.

Black Widow: Aw…

Me: We won’t break the time-space continuum too much!


2. What is ur opinion on digital art?

Black Widow: It’s pretty cool. I’ve never done it, but I’m a traditional artist myself.

Me: Same, but I wanna drawing tablet!

Black Widow: *sighs* Comic strip artist.

Me: Paint fanatic.

Black Widow: What’s wrong with that?

Me: What’s wrong with comics?

Black Widow: … Fair enough.

Me: Thank you.


3. Who’s more annoying, BB, or DH?

Black Widow: Hare.

Dr Hare: *gasps overly dramatically* You don’t like me?!

Me: *echoes the gasp* How dare you!

Black Widow: -_- You know the only reason you’re not my pick is cause you’re not in the options.

Me: *does an even more dramatic gasp* HOW DARE!

Black Widow: -_- I’m done. *Walks off*


To DD:
1. Since the ‘turn everyone bald’ thing didn’t work, would you rather have hair than a toupee?

Director D: Yes.

Me: 😐

Director D: You think I like this?

Me: No.

Director D: Then I don’t understand your surprise.

Me: That was a little less composed than your usual self. Also please don’t kill me.

Director D: -_- Why would I kill you?

Me: Erm. I don’t know…. Just please don’t?

Director D: *sighs and pinches forehead* I… Just go. Just… Go.

Me: Out.


2. If you DID make everyone bald, what next? Facial hair on women?

Director D: Are you mocking me?

Me: Are you gonna make me bald?!

Director D: What?

Me: No, you’re gonna make me grow a beard! *Gasps* That’s your plan!

Director D: *raises eyebrows* What are you talking about?

Me: I want to keep my hair normal! Back off!

Director D: -_- *sighs* Next Q then.


3. Which is cooler, bowties or tuxedoes? (I opt for the first)

Director D: They are both “cool” in my opinion.

Me: Send you’ll probably never see me in either.

Director D: -_- Why.

Me: … I’mma girl tho…


To DH:
1. Is it OK if I write a book about you? ( This is the last time I unconsciously take a bet from my brother.)

Dr Hare: Uh, yeah! Sure! I’d be OK with that!

Me: *Peeks head up from behind couch* Am I in it?

Dr Hare: *pats her in the head* Sure.

Me: Yay.

(Random Harvey is random.)


2. What’s your favorite part about being a rabbit?

Dr Hare: Um… It’s honestly kind of a pain sometimes. I can’t really go out in public or eat meat and, you know, have freaking bunny ears.

Me: *walks by* But he’s still a cute smol bunny.

Dr Hare: … Cuteness factor.


3. When you turned into a rabbit, why pink?

Dr Hare: Well, I explained it earlier, it mutated the pigments, so now my hair is pink and eyes are baby blue.

Me: *playing video games* Your eyes are blue?!

Dr Hare: Yeah…

Me: Huh. It’s hard to tell with your goggles. So what color were they before?

Dr Hare: I had green eyes.

Me: *pause* Huh. That’s cute. *Flushes and drops remote* I MEAN COOL!

Dr Hare: ._.

Me: I’m going to go die of shame now. *Leaves quickly*

Dr Hare: Um, Ok?

(Awkward E is awkward.)

To E:
1. Is Lucky annoying? Cuz Whitney sure is.

Me: Nah, Lucky’s great. If anyone’s annoying in our relationship, it’s me. Anyways, she’s really sweet and helpful, even if she is a bit lost with technology.

Lucky Wing RoP: I’m not that bad…

Me: Sorry.


2. If you had to choose one or the other, which would it be, Harvey, or art? DUN DUN DUN………….

Dr Hare: That’s a weird question.

Me: Well I’d… *Pauses* Um… Holy cat… Harvey or art…. I can’t decide!!

Dr Hare: ._. Oh.

Me: I’m freaking out here! I can’t pick one or the other! I hafta have art AND Harvey! *Blushes* Holy cat that came out weird.

Dr Hare: *goes red* OH.

Me: I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry I’ll just leave ok sorry *runs off*

Dr Hare: *bright red* Um. Ok. Not sure what she picked. But OK then.


To LW:
1. If you could design a new island, what would it be like?

Lucky Wing RoP: Oh, I suppose I would create an island in which I would be able to adventure with my friends the whole time, as well as it would be intellectually stimulating.

Me: And people accuse me of talking weird.


2. Is E annoying? Cuz I sure am! *grin*

Lucky Wing RoP: Sometimes she can be, but for the most part, she’s rather fun to have around.

Me: Yay. I have a purpose.

Lucky Wing RoP: Please tell me it’s not being annoying.

Me: Um… No. Unless you want it to be.

Lucky Wing RoP: No.

Me: Ok.


Binary Hawk to BB: do you remember shooting me in the face with a laser gun? You’re lucky I haven’t pounded you yet. Most likely cuz punching a metal face hurts. I figured that one when I got mad at myself and almost dislocated my fingers….. Then I got a metal hand so…. meh……

Binary Bard: O_O WHOA WHAT DID I DO?!

Me: She just said. Please tell me you didn’t, I’m tired of this paperwork.

Binary Bard: Then maybe you shouldn’t have become a Villain-in-training.

Me: No regrets. So you shot a girl in the face with a laser?

Binary Bard: *head in hands* I have no memory of this.

Me: Hmm. Yay, more paperwork. My fav.

Binary Bard: So that’s why she became a villain.

Me: I no longer trust you or Harvey with lasers. I’m gonna go tell him that now.

Binary Bard: OK then. It


That was fun! And… Over 2000 words long. No complaints here.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for…

I hope everyone in the states saw the eclipse and thought it was epic! I was near the point of totality (translation: the line where to us the moon covered the sun entirely and for a really long time) and let me tell you, epic. Ok, anyways, tomorrow I’ll probably post a picture or two, but for now, I sleep. Ok, Lucky Wing signing out bai guys!

Ask the Villains 16, I… Don’t ask.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. Um, so… Sorry this is out late again. I promise there’s a reason.




(I spent like 20 minutes on this pic alone. I was scared to ink. XD )





(A few minutes later)


Black Widow: You forgot, didn’t you?

Me: … Hush.


Yeah anyways… So I’ll just cut to the chase. Enjoy!


Red Rider to E: Wait what happen to that double date I asked for last month. E, I NEED THIS!!!!!

Me: 😐 Um. PW and I were emailing each other about it…*pulls out phone* She hasn’t e-mailed me in a while…. Oh no. O_O PW WAS KIDNAPPED BY COWS!

Binary Bard: Hoo boy.

Me: You hafta help me find her, genius!

Binary Bard: *sighs* Why do you-


Binary Bard: Why do you do this to me.

Me: Because I love watching you peeps suffer. *Grins* Meet me outside in ten seconds.

(Aka I’m sorry, it’ll come out as soon as I can get it to!)


DJKeikoYokoyama to Binary Bart Simpson: what’s your opinion on personal assistants (like Siri, Cortana, Alexa)?

Me: 😠

Binary Bard: They’re alright, but I’m more technologically advanced.

Me: I can’t decide whether to hate them or tolerate them.

Binary Bard: ._. What?

Me: I will go into my long and complicated relationship with female robots at another time.

Binary Bard: Wha-

Me: In the meantime… I SAY NOTHING! *runs off*

Binary Bard: I… Do I even want to know?

(I’m not sure you do Binary.)


To everyone: On a scale of one to chicken how many trees are in your area

Me: Purple.

Everyone else: ._.

Me: I have a lot of conversations like this on a daily basis.


Purple Claw to Dr Hare: which diet do u follow

Dr Hare: I… Just don’t eat meat. Haven’t since that one experiment went wrong.

Me: And now he’s a cute smol bunny.

Dr Hare: Why.

Me: Because I can.


Well, hope you liked that! It’s a little short this week, sorry guys! Send more Qs tho! Send all da Qs.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin.🍀 You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for… Probably…

And… I’mma go to bed. I’m tired, it’s been a crazy day. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #15,

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. Aah I’m sorry it’s so late!! I was doing things all day!

Binary Bard: She played the guitar all day.

Me: It was only 3/4 of the day! I’m still sort of just starting, don’t judge!



Smart Flame to Black Widow and Binary Bard:  How’s Blinary Ward?

Black Widow: And that is…

Binary Bard: I have no idea.

Me: Nothing on Google.

Black Widow: Well then. Why did he-

Me: Aup! *Flushes suddenly* I just figured it out.

Binary Bard: What…

Black Widow: Explain.

Me: It’s a ship name. Pls don’t kill me.

Black Widow: -_- I’m done here. *Leaves*

Me: *waits until she’s really gone* Binary, You ladies man.

Binary Bard: The heck!

(To answer your question, it’s evidently not doing so well.)


Smart Flame to DD: Miranda sings is perfect for you, ever seen her?

Director D: Miranda who?

Me: I’ve listened to the Where my baes at and, um….

Director D: Where my what.

Me: Erm… Bae is supposed to mean boyfriend/girlfriend, but shorter and weirder.

Director D: Oh, so like you and Dr Hare?

Me: *flushes* No! Will everyone stop bringing that up?!

Director D: Probably not.

Me: -_- Whatever. You hafta do watch Miranda Sings now, ok?

Director D: -_- Fine.

(10 minutes later)

Director D: What did I just watch.

Me: Miranda Sings.

Director D: And this Smart Flame thinks she’s perfect for me.

Me: Apparently.

Director D: -_- *walks away*

Me: … Hope Smart has a bunker or something.


Smart Flame to Dr Hare: ELYANVEY is your life now, you must forever sit so I can remind you every second of it. If you don’t I’ll cut off all the carrots in your diet.

Dr Hare: Say what? But… I have work I need to go do…

Me: Da wha

Dr Hare: And I kind of need those carrots….

Me: -_- I need him to help me move stuff. *Sighs* I’ll give you your carrots Harvey.

Dr Hare: *ear twitches* So… I can move?

Me: Yeah, it’s boring without you.

Dr Hare: Um, Ok.


Smart Flame to all: Who/s the worst?

Me: It’s me!

Dr Hare: What?!

Me: I am the all time worst super Villain here. Don’t deny it.

Black Widow: She’s got a point.

Binary Bard: That was easy.

Me: I didn’t want another duel to the death in my living room.


Smart Flame to all again:  I am perfect (not) so give french fries. I need the, I need them. i need them right now, yeah, i need them right now, so don’t let me. don’t let me, don’t let me down, I think I’m losing my mind now.

Director D: What.

Me: *starts humming absently*

Captain Crawfish: What be that chaos?

Black Widow: I legit have no clue.

Binary Bard: That last part’s a song.

Dr Hare: That El is humming to.

Me: *looks up* Hmm?

Dr Hare: Never mind.


Sporty Boa to E: Would you rather live in the woods for a month or up in the mountains for 2 weeks?

Me: Hmm…. Well, technically, since I’m in Idaho, I technically already live on the mountains. But I get what you’re saying. Hmm…. Probably mountains, just cause I’m used to it and cause it’s shorter. But I’m done with trips and camps this summer. I’m just gonna chill.

Dr Hare: Um… You do know school-

Me: Doesn’t get to even be thought of til next week!

Dr Hare: That’s what you said last week.

Me: Crap, it’s Monday. *Sighs* I’ll be in the higher mountains. Call me when winter starts.


Sporty Boa to E: Would you rather go skydiving, or go on a crazy roller coaster?

Me: O_O What sort of devilish options are these?!

Dr Hare: *Laughs*

Me: Um…. Roller coaster I guess?! I can handle turns and all that but the drops….

Dr Hare: You survived those roller coasters we did in Oregon.


Dr Hare: ._. Calm down…


Dr Hare: This is why she couldn’t do the skydive one.

Me: OH GOOD HEAVENS NO. Ya know what, I’ll be in my corner now.


Sporty Boa to BW: Sorry about asking about your parents… I dare you to smile for the entire post 🙂

Black Widow: Eh, it’s fine. Why do I have to smile during the whole post?

Me: Because the almighty Questioners decree it! We must do as they command!

Black Widow: How about… no.

Me: How about… ye.

Black Widow: -_- Do you want me to smile like death does when it’s reaping a victim?

Me: ._. Never mind.


Sporty Boa: What would you guys do if you were lost in space?

Me: They’ve already been in space tho.

Black Widow: I haven’t. Neither has Crawfish.

Me: I meant the nerdy boys. And D.

Binary Bard: Hey!

Dr Hare: Eh, she’s got a point.

Me: What was it like out there?

Dr Hare: Black. Like you were trapped in an endless void.

Binary Bard: And you’re completely weightless, so add a lack of control.

Me: So my worst nightmare?

Binary Bard: *thinks* Yeah.

Me: Joy. So the conclusion is that we’d do pretty much the same thing we always do, except that I would be having a nervous breakdown the whole time?

Dr Hare: *laughs* Pretty much.


Sporty Boa: I dare all of you to do a dance for 1 minute! XD

Me: …*turns on radio* LET’S GO PEEPS!

Captain Crawfish: What-

Dr Hare: May I E?

Me: Huh? Oh! *Flushes* Sure!

Binary Bard: So we just dance?

Black Widow: -_- No. I do not dance.

Director D: I’ll be in the apartment.

Me: Y’all not very good at this!

Black Widow: Aw shut up and dance with your boyfriend!

(Long pause)

Me: I hate you Wid.

Black Widow: *smirks* Love you too E.


Fierce Flyer to DD: If you had a chance to become a hero would you?

Director D: … If it was beneficial to me in some way.

Me: It’s called being an Anti-Hero, if you were wondering!

Director D: A what.

Me: Author girl knows stuffs.


Fierce Flyer to DH: How high can you jump?

Dr Hare: Pretty high. Higher than El at least.

Me: Hey!


Fierce Flyer to CC: How many of your crew members did you force to walk the plank?

Captain Crawfish: -_- None of them. I’m not a bad Captain, just a pirate.

Me: And I’m a spaz.

Captain Crawfish: … So be it.


Fierce Flyer to DH: Why’d you go back to your evil ways in Poptropica Worlds!?

Dr Hare: Erm… I didn’t.

Me: Ooh ooh! Can I do the dimension lecture?! Please?!

Dr Hare: *smiles* Go ahead.

Me: So! There are several alternate dimensions of existence. Ours is Earth it whatever, Harvey’s is Poptropica. And then we have Poptropica Worlds. So it’s technically another form of Harvey here.

Dr Hare: End result is that I haven’t gone back to villainy, but there’s another form of me who is.

Me: And they’re both cute smol fuzzy bunnies.

Dr Hare: Hey! I’m an inch and a half taller than you!

Me: *laughs* I know, I know. Thanks for not being a villain though.

Dr Hare: Welcome.

Me: You know what we should do? Go to Poptropican World’s and meet alternate you!

Dr Hare: *laughs* We said we wouldn’t interfere…

Me: I won’t! We’ll just, you know, hang out, watch, see what happens. It’d be fun!

Dr Hare: Or dangerous.

Me: Or both!

Dr Hare: *laughs* Ok, ok, fine.

Me: Yay! XD



Me: *looks at Dr Hare* You wanna?

Dr Hare: *grins* Oh yeah.

Black Widow: No. Don’t you-


Black Widow: -_- I’m done. *Leaves*

Director D: This is childish.

Captain Crawfish: What is going on?

Binary Bard: Trains?


 DJSakuraStep to Binary Bart (not autocorrect): what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (lucky, don’t Google it)

Me: Don’t Google it he says. NOW I WANNA GOOGLE IT!

Binary Bard: Well, the swallow-

Me: You know what happened the last time I was told not to Google something?! I did it anyways! Actually, I Googled it before he said not to so… Less guilty.

Binary Bard: *pinches forehead* E, why.

Me: Because it was a weird word and the way he used was weird!

Binary Bard: -_- You have weird conversations.

Me: Tell me about it.

(No I’m not explaining.)


Oh my heck I’m sorry I hafta to sleep now I’m tired plus this is nearly dead here’s the info:

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin.🍀 You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for…

Ok now I am done time to sleep love you all LuckyWingSigningOutBAIGUYS!!

Ask the Villains #14,

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. Erm, so, uh… If I’m going away again, would you all hate me?

Dr Hare: Where are you going this time?

Me: Another camp. Without WiFi.

Dr Hare: How many places are you going this summer?

Me: This should be it unless you guys kidnap me and drag me to Australia or something.

Dr Hare: I literally never thought of that until now.

Me: ._. Fridge. ANYWAYS! Details are that I’m leaving tomorrow! I’ll get back Friday afternoon, so it’s not nearly as long as the last camp nor as physically exhausting. However…

Dr Hare: No WiFi. I take it none of us can come, right?

Me: Actually… There’s a 2% if I can convince Widow…

Dr Hare: What about the AtV though?

Me: I’ll be back on Friday… I think we can do them in 3 days, right?

Dr Hare: Um…. Maybe?

Me: Works for me! I won’t be able to respond to comments or any of that stuff. Whoo hoo. Anyways, to the Qs!


Smart Flame asks: What is your opinion on the google?

Me: -_- Google can… Well, I don’t wanna say go die in a hole, but… I’ve seen stuff man.


Binary Bard: Ok then. So-

Me: Onto the next Q!


Smart Flame asks Director D: Hook me up with your toupee man because my hair is currently untameable.

Director D: Well then comb it. Toupees are for people without hair.

Me: He could be bald. We don’t know. I can’t see through the screen.

Director D: He just said… E, you really aren’t terribly observant.

Me: Only observant on the internet. *Pause* It is my curse.


Smart Flame also, well, “asks” Black Widow: Your date with Captain Crawfish is Saturday, have fun!

Black Widow: Say what?!

Me: Holy cat… *Giggles* Yay, I’m not a the only girl getting thrown into dates.

Black Widow: -_- You suck. When are you going on that anyways?

Me: Sometime soon. I’ll keep you posted, but anyways.

Black Widow: Uh huh.

Me: Heh. I thought you were interested in D tho.

Black Widow: I’m not interested in anyone.

Me: Oh, I see.


Me: You’re still going on the date, right?

Black Widow: My heck!


Smart Flame asks everyone:  I’ve enlisted all of you to the CFFECOPAB (Center for fighting evil cows of poptropica and beyond) are you ready?

Dr Hare: Um, I think so.

Black Widow: I still can’t believe that this is a thing.

Captain Crawfish: Argh.

Director D: I am currently staying uninvolved.

Binary Bard: Um, sure?

Me: *pulls out potato bazooka* I’m ready!

Dr Hare: Holy carrots! Can you even shoot that thing?!

Me: *pause* I… don’t actually know. Most people just run when they see the thing.

Dr Hare: That works.


Smart also asks everyone: WHERE ARE ME FRENCH FRIES?

Me: What is this about French Fries?! I don’t get it!

Dr Hare: Were we supposed to buy him some?

Black Widow: *shrugs*

Binary Bard: We could just buy him some…



Maroon Popper asks: So what do the six of you get up to when you have nothing to do?

Me: Chaos.

Director D: We tend to go out and go things. For the most part though, we have things to do with our lives.

Black Widow: I have my art.

Captain Crawfish: I have sailing and naps.

Binary Bard: Dr Hare and I tend to build stuff.

Me: I just hang with these guys or go someplace with them.

Black Widow: Or drag us there.

Me: Oh come on, you guys have fun and you know it.

Binary Bard: My question is why you keep wanting to do things you’re scared of.

Me: *flushes, embarrassed* It’s not on purpose… I had no way of knowing that amusement park would have a roller coaster and in my defense you guys usually make me do that stuff.

Director D: We didn’t know about the climbing wall.

Me: *shudders* I tried to warn you… Anyways, we usually have something to do, needless to say.

Director D: And yet we took 10 minutes to explain it.

Me: Hush.


Maroon Popper asks again: Do E’s parents know that you guys are staying with E? If not, how do hide it from them?

Me: Well they… Um…

Black Widow: I didn’t think so.

Binary Bard: They don’t know?!

Me: *embarrassed* They kinda know! They know I go out and hang with my friends sometimes! And my mom knows Harvey, Binary and Wid, but that’s kinda it….

Director D: So no one knows you “hang out” with former Poptropican villains.

Me: Heh heh… Nope. I probably should tell her at some point…

Binary Bard: How does she not know?!

Me: Erm… Harvey usually wears a hat, we usually keep the tinkering in the garage or the such, stuff like that. It’s a little crazy and chaotic sometimes, but it’s worked this far!

Binary Bard: Um, we’re wanted criminals…

Me: Yup.

Director D: Us being here is again the law.

Me: Yup.

Black Widow: … Why isn’t she a full villain yet?

Me: Yus!


Do you like watching TV? What genre of film/ TV show is your favourite?

Me: I personally enjoy cartoons and the such. And I’m Marvel Trash. So… Next!

Director D: I like the James Bond movies.

Captain Crawfish: I don’t really watch TV.

Dr Hare: I like cartoons and that sort of thing.

Binary Bard: Um… I liked…

Black Widow: I liked the Avengers movies.

Me: We all loved the Avengers movies! They were amazing! I’mma gonna run and do a spoof on this! *Runs off*

Binary Bard: Uh oh.


Bendy Flyer asks Dr Hare: Are you hairy or are you harey? 😛

Dr Hare: Um….

Me: He’s Harvey!

Dr Hare: That doesn’t answer her question.

Me: It makes me feel better.


Binary Hawk asks: To those who went to Washington, I believe it was, on a scale of one to ten rate Vaca. Q #2 wat wuz ur fave part.

Binary Bard: Binary who?

Me: She’s a Villain now. Cyborg too.

Binary Bard: Why does everyone want to be a Cyborg?

Me: I am a cyborg, remember?

Dr Hare: *pokes her cheek* You don’t feel like a cyborg.

Me: *turns light pink* I’m not really, it’s a long story. Anyways, Washington.

Dr Hare: Right. I went, Widow went, Binary went. And obviously E went.

E: I kinda had to. The vacation was great! I had a wonderful time and enjoyed every minute of it! Well… minus that hurricane simulator…. *Shudders* That was… Awful.

Dr Hare: My favorite part was probably meeting everyone.

Black Widow: No offense, but I liked the drive home.

Me: When we were rocking out to music?

Black Widow: Yeah.

Me: Sweet.

Binary Bard: My favorite part was that amusement park we stopped by on the way home.

Me: That was cool.

Binary Bard: The roller coasters though…. *Grins at E*

Me: *goes red* Oh you dirty little…

Binary Bard: Told you I’d get you back.

Me: You suck.


Kat Girl asks: What do you think? Elyanvey. Sorry, I can’t resist a good ship name lol.

Me: *goes red and covers face in hands* I was wondering even they’d get around to this.

Dr Hare: You knew this was going to happen?

Me: It was only a matter of time… Holy cat.

Black Widow: No, just Kat Girl.

Me: I’m not even going to respond to that.

Binary Bard: I like it!

Black Widow: It kinda suits them.

Director D: This seems childish.

Me: Um, you know most of this community is children, right?

Dr Hare: She’s got a fair point.

Me: What’s your take on this?

Dr Hare: Nothing we can do now.

Me: I’m going to go spray myself with the hose now. Maybe this is all a dream… *Walks off*

Binary Bard: Uh, she knows this is reality, right?

Dr Hare: Oh yeah. She just generally doesn’t want to admit it.

Black Widow: You know this is why we ship you, right?

Dr Hare: -_- I’m out.




Dr Hare: She knows the whole song too.


Black Widow: Ok, you two go to bed, now! Your health is more important than the internet!

Me: 😛 Says you!

Dr Hare: E, you have camp tomorrow….

Me: *makes a pouty face* But All Star tho…

Dr Hare: You can do that tomorrow.

Black Widow: Why do you even know all the words anyways?

Me: Because I thought it was cool… And then I found out it was a meme and it got even cooler.

Dr Hare: Makes sense to me.

Black Widow: -_- GTB.

Me: Aww, now you sound like Kix…

Black Widow: Like who?

Dr Hare: It’s her best friend.

Me: Yeah, and… *Trails off and slumps against the table* Ok, now I’m tired.

Dr Hare: I’ll take you up to your room. Widow, can you end the post?

Black Widow: Uh, sure.


Black Widow: And thus, I get shunted with the post end. Whoo hoo.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin.🍀 You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, their thoughts on each other, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for…

Black Widow: And now, I’m going home. (Dr Hare comes downstairs) There you are. I was gonna make you walk if you weren’t careful.

Dr Hare: Sorry, E was… Just being E, to be honest.

Black Widow: Meaning…

Dr Hare: She was gonna try and finish up a bunch of stuff even though it’s 11.

Black Widow: She’s gonna work herself to death.

Dr Hare: *sighs* Tell me about it.

Black Widow: Anyways, hope you guys liked the post. If you want me to do more posts, write it in the posts with your Qs. Black Widow out!

(PS: The double date will come out soon! Don’t worry!)

Ask the Villains #13, that almost happened.

Dr Hare: Hey guys, it’s Dr Hare. So we got back yesterday and it’s been kinda crazy. Which is why I’m doing the post. At 11 o’clock at night.

Me: But we’re back baby! Whoo hoo! I missed Idaho!

Dr Hare: Anyways, so E’s also entertaining guests so-

Me: I am sitting up here and being useless. My parents are entertaining guests.

Dr Hare: That works. Anyways, right I’ll until about… What, today?

Me: Yup. We didn’t have any Qs. Which was going to be… Interesting.

Dr Hare: Thankfully, we got a bunch of Qs from Sporty Boa, so we’re in the clear.

Me: Thank goodness. And now we’re gonna do the Qs. Hope you enjoy!

Sporty Boa asked all these, so I’m not going to label that part. 

To DD #1: pet peeve?

Director D: People insisting they are right, even when they’re wrong.

Me: I don’t do that. At least, I don’t think I do that. Do I do that?

Director D: Seeing as you’re still alive, yes.

Me: O_O Ok then.


To Director D #2. Why’d you want everyone to be bald bro?

Director D: So that I could take over while everyone was occupied with their baldness. Also as sort of a vengeance, but that was childish at the time. It is the one thing I regret.

Me: D, childish?! It sounds like one of those impossible riddles, like eating just one Fonzie or a stupid Hermione, or me not being busy.

Director D: -_-

Me: Wat.

Director D: *sighs* Never mind.


3. Would you rather have: the chameleon suit, or grappling bowtie?’

Director D: I already have a grappling bowtie.

Me: Everything just made sense!

Director D: Ha ha E.

Me: I’m actually not kidding this time! So that’s how you got in when I accidentally got locked myself in your apartment….


To CC: 1. Happy Shark week! have you had any fond memories involving one?

Captain Crawfish: One bit off my leg.

Me: O_O

Captain Crawfish: I be kidding! *Laughs loudly* You OK there lassy?!

Me: *weakly* I can’t get that image out of my head…


2. Sharks, Whales, or dolphins?

Captain Crawfish: Krakan.

Me: Not an answer!

Captain Crawfish: I have cast my lot lassie.

Me: I hate you all.


3. Ever sailed your ship to another island?

Captain Crawfish: Those be treacherous waters laddie. Most don’t sail out of Skullduggery, but I have once or twice.

Me: *looks up, then looks at him* Why….

Captain Crawfish: …. Argh.


To BW: 1. What’s with the straight face?

Black Widow: What about it?

*E starts making faces behind Black Widow’s back*

Black Widow: This is just naturally how my face rests. I do make other faces, but generally, this is how I look. E making faces behind my back doesn’t really make a difference though.

Me: *Freezes* How?!

Black Widow: Professional Cat Bugler, duh.

Me: …. Why do I even try?

Black Widow: *shrugs*


2. Can you tell us about your parents and why they let you steal stuff?

Black Widow: *Scowls* My parents are… gone.

Me: O_O Oh my heck I am so sorry. *Hugs her*

Black Widow: Um… what are you doing?

Me: Default helpful gesture.

Black Widow: …. Fine…

Me: Yay! I’m helpful!


Favorite and least favorite Color?

Black Widow: Gee, let me think…. Black?!

Me: Least too.

Black Widow: *Sighs* Pink.

Dr Hare: 😦

Me: I’m sorry. Pink is not these girl’s favorites evidently.

Dr Hare:

To DH: 1. Would you rather go a week without carrots or go a year without your bunny suit.

Dr Hare: Holy carrots.

Me: OK, pick wisely! Cause I’m gonna hold you to this!

Dr Hare: ._. What?!

Me: I’m kidding! Just pick one.

2. What’s your favorite candy?

Dr Hare: Nerds candy are really good.

Me: SAME THO! Oh my heck, I eat those things so much…

Dr Hare: But I can’t eat a lot of sugar or I’ll get hyper…

Me: I remember that. That was… Interesting.

Dr Hare: *blushes and looks away* Yeah…

Me: Hey, don’t feel bad! You’ve seen me around the house. Hoo boy.

Dr Hare: Oh come on, you aren’t that bad.

Me: *shrugs half-hearted* If you say so.

(Flashback to yesterday…)

Me: *gets out of car* HOME SWEET HOME! *stares at house* LITERALLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED! Which is how I like it. *Folds arms and smiles, satisfied.*

Dr Hare: Didn’t you say that someone was staying over?

Me: O_O HOLY CAT I FORGOT *spots cat* Smores! *Runs over* Hey kitty!

(End flashback)

Me: … Yup, I’m totally nuts.


Dr Hare: Anyways, hope you guys liked the post! Hopefully we’ll get more Qs next week.

Me: Yup! AtV comes out on it’s normal schedule from now on! Unless this happens again. At which point I will be better prepared.

Dr Hare: *laughs* E, you’re gonna work yourself to death.

Me: Eh. Worth. Anyways! I made it to a good deal of the Poppies today!

Dr Hare: Did we win?!

Me: Not by a long shot.

Dr Hare: Oh.

Me: But people did vote for me so that’s ok!

Dr Hare: *laughs* Ok, I’m sure you for great.

Me: It’s honestly a shame because it would been nice to get mentioned by BT.

Dr Hare: BT?

Me: Brave Tomato, she did a YouTube on the Islands, super successful. She’s also a PHB author and spanking good artist. In short, what I seriously wish I was.

Dr Hare: Um, ok.

Me: ANYWAYS, keep getting sidetracked! So I got this for getting nominated!


Dr Hare: Nice!

Me: I’ll add it to the header as soon as I can. I… Seriously need a better header at this point, I’ve had the same one for… *Starts counting on fingers, then eyes widen* Holy cat. I’ve been running my blog for an entire 9 months and… A week.

Dr Hare: Wow. That’s pretty impressive for you.

Me: I’m gonna go pass out now.

Dr Hare: Please do. It’s like 11:30 now. You’re going to hurt yourself.

Me: You should too Mr Stay-up-even-later-than-me-tinkering.

Dr Hare: *grins* Hey, I’m older than you. I can handle it!

Me: Yeah, by like four years! Which… Is kinda a lot if I think about it.

Dr Hare: I usually don’t.

Me: What?

Dr Hare: Um, nothing. You should probably go to bed now.

Me: Fine… You handle the exiro.

Dr Hare: I don’t think that’s a word.

Me: It should be. Intro, exiro. Perfect.

Dr Hare: Go to bed E.

Me: Fine! *Walks off*

Dr Hare: *shakes head* I swear that girl had no self-preservation. Anyways, if you want to ask a question, here are the the parameters.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin.🍀 You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, their thoughts on each other, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild!

Dr Hare: And now… I guess I sign off. Have a good night everyone! Dr Hare is out!

Huge Stuff Happening!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So, besides my total lack of titles… Ya know what, just read. Please.

Me: *whistling happily and writing on the computer* Ooh look! Harvey, come here!

Dr Hare: *pokes his head in* What?

Me: Your island is out on Pop Worlds!!!

Dr Hare: ._. What?

Me: 24 Carrot Island is now on Poptropica Worlds! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, this is so exciting!!

Dr Hare: Sweet! Have you done it yet?

Me: Nah, I’m gonna do it for my channel, same as ush. By my guess, I’ll probably put it out… *Glances at watch* Next Monday! Or Wednesday! We’ll see!

Dr Hare: Why do you keep looking at your watch for dates?

Me: Calendar feature, see? *Holds up watch*

Dr Hare: Nice. Anyways, have you seen this?

Me: Seen what.

Dr Hare: The Poppies results.

Me: Ooh! Clawtropica got in, didn’t it?! I nominated it and bet about 40 other people did too. I mean, I work there, so I’m kinda prejudice towards-

Dr Hare: Ele, you got in.

Me: ._. Like… into the Poppies?

Dr Hare: Yeah. Your blog is on there with Fierce Flyer, Smart Flame, Clawtropica…. Oh look, Thinknoodles!


Dr Hare: Yeah! Wow, that’s really impressive! Congratulations E!

Me: *softly* I can’t believe it. I… Cannot believe this. How… How did this happen…

Dr Hare: Your blog is pretty popular! Um, no pun intended. But it’s pretty awesome! You have 5000 hits now!.

Me: I have say what now?!

Dr Hare: You didn’t know? Well, it’s just barely 5000 today. Maybe we should throw a party.

Me: Maybe this is all a weird hallucination. Or, wait. I actually died in that Log Plumbe Roller Coaster Wednesday and this is heaven or something. Did you die too?

Dr Hare: E, I was on the ride with you and we didn’t die.

Me: I am suddenly having doubts.

Dr Hare: You screamed like a banshee through half the ride, we bought the pictures, then went to the next ride. We both lived.

Me: Ok, ok. Maybe I haven’t died. But HOW?!

Dr Hare: *shrug* People like your stuff. AtV is pretty popular.

Me: I-I’m gonna go lay down now. Before I pass out.

Dr Hare: Ok. *She leaves* And congrats BTW!

Me: Thanks.


So… yeah. My mind is blown. I honestly still can’t believe that I didn’t just get into the Poppies, I’ve also hit 5000 views. 5 freaking thousand views. Dang. Uh, so, I guess if you guys wanna vote for my blog, I would be really happy. It’d make my day better. Or, IDK, read more of my blog if you like it. I’m still just in shock… 5000…. Wow… Ok, time to go lay down. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys.

Ask the Villains #12, while on Vaca

Update: Why the fridge does this say I uploaded 5 hours ago when I just posted? 

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. I’m not too late, right? Only… 3 days.

I’m good at this.

ANYWAYS, let’s get to the Qs, you guys have been waiting long enough.

White Hawk: And Binary Bard, I’m not head-over-heels for you like say, Popular Wolf (No offense) if that’s what you think, your just cute in a nerdy sort of way, ya know?

Binary Bard: -_- E, if one more person asks about my love life…

Me: *Snickering*


Kathy: I have no part in this. I don’t have anything against B.B., but I think Harvey’s cute!

Dr Hare: Oh. Uh, thanks, I guess.

Me: -_-

Dr Hare: Are you OK?

Me: I’m fine! Totally fine!

Dr Hare: Are you-

Me: I’m sure! *Sighs* It’s just… Ah, never mind. *Storms off*

Dr Hare: ._. OK then.


Also Kathy: Q 4 Harvey: U like strawberry 2? My fav type of Ice cream!

Dr Hare: Yeah, it’s my favorite.

Me: Best part of Neapolitan.

Dr Hare: Don’t let Crawfish and D hear you saying that!

Me: Eh, I don’t care. I like a little pink in my life.

Dr Hare: … What?

Me: Uh, nothing.


Kathy, again to Dr Hare: Is it tiring watching countless players defeat you, and calling 24 Carrot Island “easy”? And do you not like the creators for putting u in such an EASY island (no offense intended)

Dr Hare: *Sighs* It is a little annoying that no one takes me seriously.

Me: …. Um….

Dr Hare: Yes, I know, bunny suit. But the point was that I’d succeed with my plan and sort of surprise everyone with my brilliance, you know?

Me: Makes sense to me. What went wrong?

Dr Hare: My assistant quit.

Me: *snaps fingers* Right. Well, now here comes round 2! Pop Worlds 24 Carrot!

Dr Hare: Can’t wait.

Me: Cheer up, it’ll be fun! Maybe it won’t be as easy!

Dr Hare: One can hope.


Fierce Flyer asks: Besides yourself, who’s your favorite villain? Whether it be Crusher, Myron Van Buren, etc.

Black Widow: Probably Gretchie Grimlock.

Binary Bard: Dr Hare, seeing as he’s my colleague.

Dr Hare: Thanks Mordred!

Captain Crawfish: Lucky Wing.

Me: I am not having this conversation again. No.

Director D: I suppose I respect Sir Rebral.

Me: Harvey.

Dr Hare: E.


Me: Wait, am I a Villain yet?

Black Widow: Still in training I think.

Me: I’m so confused. Uh… Next Q?

Dr Hare: *blushes* Uh, sure.


For All: Out of you all, who do yo think would win in a game of Monopoly?

Me: Oh yeah… We’ve played Monopoly before… Holy cat… So Gretchie came by and we were bored so… You wanna picture? *Pulls out picture from wallet* Monopoly Madness

Me: … I have no other explanation.


For DD: Have you ever heard of Silver Raptor aka Agent Raptor?

Director D: Naturally. I have heard of all the agents that have been in my office.

Me: I’m pretty sure he came in after you, ah, left.

Director D: *sighs* E…

Me: I’m also pretty sure you have no idea who that actually is, but you’re trying to save face.

Director D: E.

Me: Wat.

Director D: Stop please.

Me: -_- But-

Director D: Ele, need I remind you of a certain incident involving a hurricane simulator?


Director D: Alright then.

Me: Haaah…. You suck.


Bendy Flyer: To: Captain Crawfish:
Do you eat crawfish? If not, then why is your name Captain Crawfish?

Captain Crawfish: I don’t eat a lot of crawfish. And because I am Captain Crawfish, Lassie! Argh.

Me: Because it’s his last name.

Captain Crawfish: How do ye know so much about us?

Me: Because I’ve read your papers. I’ve got you guys out of jail how many times?

Captain Crawfish: Ah.



Me: … That… Sounds pretty fun actually.

Binary Bard: Wait, what? You are not setting me up on another date!

Me: Oh yes I am.  Oh come on, we’ve been partially planning this thing for ages! *Pulls out phone and started dialing*

Binary Bard: It says double date too. Stop trying to hook me up.

Me: *looks at Q* Drat, you’re right. *Puts phone back in pocket*

Binary Bard: *sighs in relief*

Me: And I’m not trying to hook you up, I’m trying to get a few of us out of the house. *Pauses* Hey Harvey!

Dr Hare: *in the other room* What?

Me: Do you feel like going out on a date?

Dr Hare: *pause* With who?

Binary Bard: See what I mean?!

Me: Oh hush. Um, me!


Dr Hare: Ok.

Me: *smiles and pulls out phone again* And thus.

Binary Bard: *Stares at her*

Me: *looks up at him and smirks* This is gonna be fun.


Aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii… Problem solved. Mostly.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else I will burn you), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing, the author, the Creator or the Admin.🍀 You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild!

Ok look, I honestly don’t know when next week’s AtV will come out. I’ll be driving all day Monday AGAIN, since that’s when I’m heading home. So Tuesday or Wednesday is a huge possiblity. I’m super sorry about all this! I promise it’ll be back to normal the week after next. Hoo boy. Anyways, hope you guys liked the post! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

I sorry!!

The AtV will come out soon, not sure when! I’m super sorry about this guys, but I have been all over the place. I am currently in freaking Oregon. Just saying. Really super sorry guys! LW… Ah whatever, I’mma go sleep now.

So um yeah it happened again.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! AAII HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

I sorry. So, um, I’m going out of town.

Random Viewer: Oh that’s cool. When is this?

Me: Wednesday.

Viewer: Oh. That’s not too bad.

Me: Um…. Try tomorrow.

Viewer: What?! Why didn’t you say anything?!

Me: Because I forgot! I told NO ONE! I didn’t even tell Kix and she’s my BFF. I tell her EVERYTHING.

Viewer: Everything?

Me: Oh yeah. So… I just had to throw everything together. I need to put out a Discord message, though I might just ask Kix to do it.

Viewer: Why didn’t you tell us before?

Me: BECAUSE I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A LEAKY SIEVE! Anyways, there are some really important things about this. I mean, I’m gonna be gone a full blown 2 weeks.

Viewer: WHOA! Why so long?!

Me: Because it’s my cousins are in Washington and I only get to see them once a year. But don’t worry! I will have WiFi and my computer! And phone I don’t really own! So I will respond to comments and posts, just not nearly as much! I’m still doing the AtV and all that! But… Ya know, don’t except my “3 seconds after it came out” comments that I usually have. 

Viewer: You have no life.

Me: And now I will have no life and will be busy too. It’ll be great. Anyways, I won’t be on Wednesday at all. Just expect that. 

Viewer: Why do you keep bolding your text?

Me: Because it’s uber important. Like, seriously important. On the plus side…. I won’t hafta deal my my screwy WiFi.

Viewer: Screwy WiFi?

Me: It’s been throwing me a lot of curve balls. Anyways, I hafta go. I still hafta pack my activity bag and I’m probably gonna need a good night’s sleep…. and it’s 11:30, so I’ve already failed…

Viewer: Geez E, you’re going on a lot of vacations.

Me: Tell me about it. They aren’t really vacations as much as trips so… Lawl. Anyways, you live in the West and you see a Blonde girl in a probably green shirt with bright green streaks in her hair, wave to me! *Starts to walk off*

Viewer: You have green streaks?! Since when!?

Me: Since today. I bought hair chalk! It’s seriously temporary, so they’ll wash out in a few days. Then I’ll probably do blue because I’m like that. Anyways, wave to me! Serously, I’d love to see you guys! Probably not talk, since I’ll probably be in a hurry, but wave! And I’m out! Lu-

Viewer: But what about your YouTube?

Me: I already did a vid. Can I go sleep now? Please?

Viewer: Yeah, I guess, but-


Ask the Villains #11, ALL DA Qs!!!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Um, anyways, I really ought to give myself a time to put these out…

Nah! XD

So this week I got 18 Qs! 18!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’m happy. To the Qs!


Bendy Flyer asks Black Widow: Are you a real widow?

Black Widow: No.

Me: Then why do they call you that?

Black Widow: Because it’s my name.

Me: But… That’s not your real name. I have absolutely no idea what that said name is, but *shrugs* I know you have one.

Black Widow: *pauses, then looks up* Mk, fine. My real name is Charlotte. Happy?

Me: Little bit.


Purple Claw asks Captain Crawfish: who’s your crush?

Captain Crawfish: Um…

Me: *ducks behind a chair* Invusuble.

Captain Crawfish: -_- I don’t really have a crush, since I be a grown man.

Me: I doubt you!

Captain Crawfish: You ain’t a very good spy.

Me: I am too! *Tries to lean against desk and misses* Totally am!

Captain Crawfish: Uh huh.


Maroon Popper asks: What’s your favourite thing about summer?

Binary Bard: The freedom.

Captain Crawfish: The calm waters.

Black Widow: The long days.

Dr Hare: Lots of time to hang out with people.

Director D: The travel is nice.

Me: It’s freaking hot!

*Everyone looks at E*

Me: It’s like 108 degrees outside and I was at a 3 hour picnic, mk? I feel like I’ve been boiled alive.


Maroon Popper also asks: Also, do you all like ice cream, and if so which flavour do you like the most?


Black Widow: Fudge is amazing

Captain Crawfish: Chocolate!

Director D: Vanilla.

Binary Bard: Swirl.

Dr Hare: Strawberry!

Me: *mutters* Not surprised Pinkie.

Dr Hare: Hey!

Me: Heh heh heh! *runs off*


Smart Flame took what I said about multiple questions to heart. *Applauds* I approve of this. 

To All: If you a goat horn on you’re head, would you eat it?

Director D: Would we what?

Me: *Throws hands in the air* Randomness FTW!

Dr Hare: That was random, even for us.

Me: *turns to him, arms still in the air*  I know, but enthusiasm!

Dr Hare: Sounds right.

Captain Crawfish: No, I wouldn’t.

Black Widow: Me neither….

Binary Bard: Same.

Me: I think it’s fair to say that none of us would.

Dr Hare: Yeah.



To Black Widow: What shampoo do you use, because my bed head needs something to jazz it up like yours.

Black Widow: I don’t.

Me: Say what?!

Black Widow: I just sleep on it.

Me: I have to wash my hair every flippin two days and you don’t even wash it!?

Black Widow: I’m kidding.

Me: Are you- Oh.

Black Widow: I just use E’s brand.

Me: Wat.

Black Widow: It’s true.

Me: Maybe we need a new brand.

Black Widow: *Tries to hide a smile, but fails a little* Uh huh.

Me: I knew it! You can smile! I KNEW IT! *Runs off*

Black Widow: *Rolls her eyes and smiles* Whatever Wing.

Me: I KNEW IT!!!


To Captain Crawfish: When are you going to by me a ship? Tomorrow, perfect.

Captain Crawfish: You certainly are talking to the right pirate. I’ve already got just the thing. Now, it’ll cost you about 50000 doubloons.

Me: ._. Dang.

Captain Crawfish: I have steep rates.

Me: Since when have you been a businessman?


To all: Do you play an instrument? And where are my french fries?

Binary Bard: I played piano a while back.

Black Widow: Clarinet when I was 10.

Captain Crawfish: Argh, I didn’t have time fer music.

Director D: Violin.

Me: I’m a flutist, pianist and guitarist. Come at me.

Dr Hare: Why so many?

Me: Because I get bored. Now what’s this about French Fries?


To all: How amazing am I?

Me: Smart’s pretty cool. So… How are we rating this? Like 10/10 or something else?

Black Widow: Please tell me it’s something else.

Director D: He is amazing. Done. May I go now?

Me: … Fine.

Binary Bard: That was easy.

Me: I hate you all.


To all: You better fight the cows, or so help me you’ll be grounded for a century

Director D: Last I checked, you are not our mothers.

Me: I can ground you tho.

Black Widow: And we could tie you to a chair.

Me: Hey!


Fierce Flyer asks Dr Hare: What do think about having fingers now?


Dr Hare: E, you OK?

Me: Fine.


DjSakuraStep asks: what’s the best rap you can?

Me: I’d die for you, that’s easy to say…

Black Widow: I don’t really listen to rap.

Me: We have a list of people that we would take…

Director D: Me neither. It’s rather… Loud.

Me: A bullet for me, a bullet for you, a bullet for everybody in this room…

Captain Crawfish: Don’t look at me.

Me: But you don’t seem to see any bullets coming though, many bullets coming though…

Dr Hare: Same.

Me: Metaphorically I’m the man, but literally I dunno what I do!

Binary Bard: I haven’t heard any. I don’t listen to a ton of music.

Me: I’d live for you and that’s harder to do-

Dr Hare: You do too.

Me: Even harder to say when you know it’s not true….

Binary Bard: Ok, maybe occasionally I listen to some music…

Me: I don’t really know this part! It’s always this part dangit why?!!

Dr Hare: It’s Pop music. Like, the quiet love songs!

Me: But you ignore them still, all the questions that roll in!

Binary Bard: *alarmed* Ok, Harvey, we get it.

Me: Like who would you live for, who would you die for-

Dr Hare: Ele, is that-

Me: Would you ever kill?!! *Rocks on her feet, grinning.* There ya go!

(Long pause)

Dr Hare: Well then. I think we can honestly say that’s the best rap we can.

Me: Sweet!


Red Rider has a follow-up: E AND HARE SHOULD GO ON A DATE AND KISS!!! IM NOT ASKING!!!! 

Dr Hare: … Hey E!

Me: (hasn’t seen the Q) Yeah?

Dr Hare: I’m gonna go grab some food, you wanna come with?

Me: Sure! Lemme go grab my shoes first! *Runs off*

Dr Hare: And that’s how it’s done. *Whispers* Uh, no promises on the kiss though.

Me: What was that?!

Dr Hare: Nothing!



Me: -_- *goes red* My heck.

Dr Hare: People really do ship this.

Me: Oh yeah. And he’s not my bae!

Dr Hare: E, calm down.

Me: I mean, could you at least say boyfriend?! Bae is just flat out weird. And not in a good way.

Dr Hare: …

Me: What? It’s a fair complaint.

Dr Hare: Nothing.


Popular Wolf asks Binary Bard:  So, uh, yeah? Ready to go out?

Binary Bard: I actually have to follow though with this?

Me: He’ll be there! It’ll be great!

Binary Bard: I actually have to follow though with this.

Me: You are making me and Harvey double, so yes, you are.

Binary Bard: Oh my heck…  *Facepalms* I was kind of joking…

Me: Too late! This gonna be fun!


Popular Wolf also asks Director D:  If you could, would you change your hairstyle?
oh wait
you only have a toupee HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Director D: *sighs* My good heavens. I could actually change my hair if I do wanted. I think you’re missing the point of the toupee. Also, E?

Me: Neep! *Drops sketchbook* Yessir? Not hiding anything!

Director D: Do you know why this Popular Wolf doesn’t like me?

Me: Uh… Not off the top of my head.

Director D: Hmm. Look into it.

Me: Right, sure! Yeah! *Runs off, clutching sketchbook*

Director D: … Time for some investigating I see. *Walks off*


White Hawk sends an Ask: K, um, this is kinda embarrassing, but, um, would you give this to, um, Binary Bard? Stares dreamily at pictures of Binary Bard on bedroom wall. Um, I would appreciate it if you did. Bye. Runs off.

Me: Mordred! You ladies man!

Binary Bard: Oh no. No no no no.

Me: It’s kinda crazy!  Honestly though, kinda glad I’m not the only person into nerdy guys. That’d be a little weird.

Binary Bard: If you’re saying you like me too…

Me: -_- M8. No. Like I said, I don’t even have a crush!

Binary Bard: No one believes you E.

Me: ._. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Binary Bard: *Facepalms* Concentrating on what’s on hand, not your thing with Harvey.

Me: I am gonna hit you with a stick.

Binary Bard: Concentrate please! Why does this keep happening?! First Popular Wolf, then the girls at the store, now White Hawk… Why??

Me: Admittedly, it was funny when they recognized you and Harvey at Walmart.

Binary Bard: *sarcastically* Yeah, hysterical.

Me: *snickers* Well, they were very friendly.

Binary Bard: I’m done here. *Walks off*

Me: Now what happens when Popular Wolf finds out about this? Ooh hoo… cat fight. *Grins* Time to find the ol camera!


White Hawk also sent me a fanart and wanted a responce. Sweet. 

Being our usual derps. Titled by me, drawn by White Hawk

Me: It’s me! With… Harvey, you’re giving me literal bunny ears.

Dr Hare: So I am.

Me: I can actually see this happening. And there’s Lucky. Geez, I feel short.

Dr Hare: You’re like 5 8.

Me: When I’m not slouching. And Lucky’s 5 9, curse her forever.

Dr Hare: *laughs* Wait, you’re kidding right? (He’s 5 9 and a half.)

Me: Yeah yeah. Sure. *Grins slyly*

Dr Hare: 😓

Me: 😁


Well, I hope you guys liked it! I hafta go (again, go figure) so I’ll cut to the chase.

 If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else I will burn you), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and above all have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin. You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild!
And now I’m gonna go draw more fanart! Whoo! Lucky Wing signing out bai guys!