E: Ugh… *Opens door* SCHOOL SUCKS
Binary Bard: *Jumps* E!
E: What, it’s true.
Binary Bard: Well don’t shout it across the house!
E: But everyone knows I’m home with way. Win-Win.
Binary Bard: Not to the school systems…
E: *takes off backpack and dumps it by door* So is Harvey here?
Binary Bard: In his lab. I don’t know why you complain about me never leaving the house when he never does.
E: He does leave the house sometimes.
Binary Bard: Have you guys been secretly going out on dates?
E: Bruh. No. Why are you like this.
Binary Bard: It’s a fair assumption.
E: Not really… I’m gonna go talk to Harvey, get some actual conversing.
Binary Bard: Whatever.
E: Quiet you!
*E walks into Dr Hare’s lab*
E: Hey Harvey, whasup up?
Dr Hare: *Looks up and smiles at her* Hey El!
E: *smiles back* What are you working on?
Dr Hare: Just some maintenance on the Rabbot’s carburetor.
E: Is the Piston sticking again?
Dr Hare: Yeah.
E: Oh… Yeah, I got nothing. Well, Ok, how about this strange feeling like I’ve forgotten something extremely important?
Dr Hare: *thinks for a second* Well… Pop is at Scouts today… You finished that huge homework assignment…. It’s Tuesday so you’re not going to D&D or anything…
E: How do you know my own life more than I do?
Dr Hare: You talk about it a lot?
E: I… Oh.
E: So… I- *her phone rings* Okie never mind… I’mma go take this real quick.
Dr Hare: Ok…
E: *walks out and answers the phone on the third ring* Hello?
Kix: Sup El?
E: Oh hey Kix. What’s… Oh crap! I knew I forgot something extremely important.
Kix: Yeah, we were going to hang out. Where are you?
E: I am… places.
Dr Hare: You figured out what you forgot then.
E: *waves at him distractedly*
Kix: You’re not at your house?
Kix: *raises an eyebrow* Huh, well that explains why I can’t find you.
E: *Takes a deep breath* That would make it hard…
Kix: So where are you?
E: I’m… at a friends?
Kix: *frowns* I thought we were gonna hang out…
E: *pinches forehead*
I screwed up again, dang it! Yeah, I’m really sorry I forgot! I… I don’t know, you want to come over here? You can meet these guys even.
Kix: *raises eyebrow again* Guys? Where are you?
E: Well…. I wasn’t lying when I said a friend’s….
E: We’re in the apartments over by that Subway, number 606. Cause that’s where they live.
Kix: Hm, alright. I’ll be right over.
E: K. *Hangs up* … DANGIT!
Dr Hare: *jumps*
*Minutes later, Kix is at the door. There’s a keep out sign and a little spider made of Popsicle sticks next to the bell*
Kix: *Looks around, sees the spider* -_- Seriously? *walks up and knocks*
Captain Crawfish: *opens the door*
Kix: *blinks at him*
Captain Crawfish: Hello?
Kix: *blinks at him again* Is El here?
Captain Crawfish: Arr, that she be lass. Come in. *moves aside to let her in*
Kix: *Raises an eyebrow before walking past him*
E: *From other room* Kixie Que! *runs in and hugs her*
Kix: Kixie? You make it sound like I’m a pixie.
E: Yes, you are now a pixie Kixie.
Kix: -_- *folds arms* You’re friends with a pirate?
E: Eh? Oh, James! Yeah, I am! Well he was a pirate, he’s kind of retired now.
Kix: Then why does he still dress like a pirate?
E: Because why not? He’s not the weirdest dressed one here, don’t worry.
Kix: *pauses* This worries me.
E: It shouldn’t, usually it’s me! You wanna snack?
Kix: Hm, sure, I guess.
E: Okie, come into the kitchen then! Welcome to my home away from home btw.
Kix: *pauses* Wait, you’ve got a house?
E: Minus where I live? Nah, the apartment belongs to these guys, but I’m here so much… *laughs*
Kix: I see.
E: *grins and opens fridge* Okie, we got some yogurt, I’m seeing cookies and I think some left over pizza.
Kix: Hm, cookies?
E: Chips Ahoy. Which involved some “clever” puns when we bought them. *pulls them out and shuts fridge*
Kix: Oh goodness, what kind of puns did you cook up E?
E: *smirks* Quite a few involving James… *Sits at the counter and sets the cookies down*
Kix: *sits across from her* Dang.
E: Because Chips AhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!! *Laughs* It was fun.
Kix: Oh dear.
Dr Hare: *walks in with his sleeves rolled up* Hey E, did you- *stops abruptly*
Kix: *pauses and looks at him*
E: Hi Harvey!
Dr Hare: *silent for a minute* I’ll just… check the… thing again. *leaves*
E: … Right, I forgot to tell him we were having company.
Kix: *folds arms a bit* You weren’t lying, you actually do know a guy in a pink bunny suit.
E: I know many people who do many and varied things. That was Harvey Hare, he’s a good friend.
Kix: *Sets chin in hand* Yeah, I could tell about how much you talk about him.
E: *flushes* N-not like that…
Kix: *raises an eyebrow* Huh? Not like what?
E: ._. *Puts head on counter* I’m done with life now.
E: *smiles and rubs back of neck* Anyways… You met James and Harvey… You still haven’t met B, Wid or D.
Kix: *narrows eyes* I dunno, this all seems a bit…weird, a little too weird…
E: Yeah… It’s a little crazy… Not gonna lie. You kinda get used to it, I guess.
Kix: *shrugs* I guess…
E: *sighs* And you haven’t even met Pop yet.
E: *silent for a moment* No one of importance as of this time?
Kix: *folds arms* K.
E: *little embarassed* It’s a little crazy, sorry. That’s usually why I keep it secret.
Kix: It’s fine. *looks at her, but doesn’t say anything*
E: What? Something on my nose?
Kix: Nah. *puts head down*
E: Okie dokie. *thinks for a second* Is it Monday?
Kix: I’m just tired.
E: Well, I do something Monday… *thinks* Bet you could help!
Kix: *looks at her*
Are you some sort of leech or something cause seriously, whenever I’m around you I always get so tired.
E: Yup, you discovered my secret. How could you.
Kix: I’m not that dumb El.
E: I know, I’m kidding. If I were a leech, I’d at least get energy back, right?
Kix: Fair enough.
E: That’d be nice! But do you wanna do some Qs with us? That should cheer you up!
E: Hoo boy, get ready. This gets pretty intense.
E: Awesome! *stands up* I’ll grab everyone, hold tight. *walks out*
Kix: *nods before leaning against the counter*
*Black Widow walks in, reading an article on her phone and opens the fridge*
Kix: *rubs her forehead and yawns*
Black Widow: *turns to look at her*
Kix: *Looks back and salutes* Sup?
Black Widow: Hi… Did you break in, cause I’m not paying for replacement locks.
Kix: *pauses* No… You think I could break in? I can’t even break a glass window. *holds up thin arms*
Black Widow: Eh, I meant jimmying the lock, sneaking in through a car, maybe from the ceiling. *Says all this like it’s the most normal thing in the world*
Kix: *shrugs* I’m not smart enough to be able to do that, but I am smart enough not to break into anyone’s home.
Black Widow: *smiles and picks up coffee* OK, I like you. What’s your name?
Kix: Just call me Kix.
Black Widow: *raises eyebrows* You’re the legendary Kix?
Kix: *snorts* Legendary? Sorry to disappoint, but I’m not a Pokemon.
Black Widow: You’re not a what?
E: *from other room* You have failed me Wid!
Kix: *pauses* I’m actually surprised you don’t know what that is, and yet you know El.
Black Widow: Eh, usually when she talks nerdy stuff, it isn’t to me. *smirks and sips coffee*
Kix: Hm, interesting.
Black Widow: Sure, let’s go with that. I’m Black Widow by the way.
Kix: I got that from El calling you Wid.
Black Widow: If I could have stopped it… *Sips coffee again*
Binary Bard: *walks in, sees Kix and stops* What.
Kix: *looks over at him*
Binary Bard: *waves* Please tell me you’re not Binary Hawk.
Kix: Not that I know of. *salutes him back*
Black Widow: Nah, this is Kix.
Binary Bard: Oh, you’re E’s friend! Nice to finally meet you, I’m Binary Bard.
Kix: Binary? Oh…. I get it.
Black Widow: Yes, and the Bard thing. Very clever.
Binary Bard: Oh shut up.
Kix: You’re funny.
E: *walks back in with Dr Hare* Ok! Can’t find D and James is asleep! We are go!
Kix: :p Mk.
E: *pulls out phone* First Qs are from Alexa and his squad. Ready?
TAS and Vampi: we dare everyone to eat detergent flavored pizza rolls and trombone spit hot pockets
E: *wrinkles nose* Ew.
Kix: Yeah, no. I don’t even like hot pockets.
E: *gags compulsively* Oh gosh…
Kix: I’m out!
E: I’m going to… *gags again* Oh glory! *throws phone to Dr Hare and runs off*
Dr Hare: *catches phone awkwardly* Oh carrots.
Binary Bard: What…
Dr Hare: She gets dry heaves. Gag reflex I guess.
Kix: Heh, you guys are funny.
Binary Bard: We try.
Dr Hare: Sure. *glances in the direction E went*
Black Widow: I’ll get her in a second. Next Q?
Binary Bard: Next Q I guess.
(BTW, this is completely true. If you so much as mention spit, throw up or take your gum out of your mouth, I will get the Dry Heaves. It’s not as bad as it once was, but if it’s done on purpose I tend to hurt people…. So… Yeah. -E who doesn’t know what she’s doing)
Alexa and Isaac: Do any of ya’ll watch CNN 10?
Black Widow: Nope.
Binary Bard: No.
Kix: Say what?
Dr Hare: I’ve never heard of it. *E walks back in, looking pale* You OK?
E: I’m… I’m fine. I’ve never… Waitasecond, I think my sister watches it.
E: *rubs forehead* Sorry, little out of it today. It’s basically 10 minutes of information about a bunch of cool stuff, right? It’s for kids, but I’m not really one to talk… *looks around and smiles weakly*
E: *Jumps a foot in the air* AAH!
Dr Hare: *flinches*
Kix: *blinks, looking at them* Geez, jumpy much?
E: *clutching heart* Oh my heck, Kix!
Dr Hare: You didn’t tell her the story?
E: *flushes* No! I… didn’t think…
Kix: *raises an eyebrow*
E: It’s… a long story and-
Black Widow: She sneezed herself to another dimension.
Kix: *slowly smiles* Heheheheheheheheheheheh….
E: *pauses* You do know I’m not kidding, right? Or, moreover, she’s not kidding.
Kix: I know, that’s what makes it so funny.
Black Widow; I approve of your friend choices E.
E: I hate you all. Minus Harvey, he didn’t do anything wrong.
Black Widow: *coughs subtly* Riiiiiiiiiight….
E: *flushes* -_- Can it you. Next Q?
Dr Hare: Y-yeah.
Tech and FortLite: Are you guys ready for Christmas yet?
E: Oh, boi. Our friend JC set up his Christmas tree as soon as he got home from Trick or Treating with us.
Kix: Heh, my dad refuses to play any Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. My sister sings Let it Snow under her breath and BAM! Next day it’s frosted all over.
E: Dude, I’ve been playing Christmas songs since June!
Black Widow: What is wrong with you.
E: You can’t deny it, it is truth.
Kix: I can’t.
Dr Hare: E, not everything is wrong with you.
E: I guess I don’t have a eating disorder.
Dr Hare: Or murderous tenancies.
E: Not yet, you seen my school load tho?
Kix: Oh goodness.
Dr Hare: OK, fine. But not everything is wrong with you, OK?
E: Fine… I am ready for Christmas tho, but I hafta wear my turkey hat first. *winks*
Kix: El, Questions?
E: Many, mostly about life. What about you?
E: What do you mean Questions, do you mean do the next, cause we usually say next Q….
Kix: -_- No, I meant potato.
E: Right here. *bows dramatically*
Kix: Heh. *sips whip cream*
Black Widow: I’m not even going to ask where you got that.
TAS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kix: *points at the face* How do you even make that face on the keyboard?
E: You copy and paste it is i’m not mistaken. I think you can make that with a phone keyboard… do you not know the Lenny Face?
E: *Makes chibi eyes at her*
Kix: Wtw El? *sips whip cream again*
E: What the why not.
Black Widow: I see why you two are friends now.
E: Yup! *smiles*
Kix: It’s weird how some friendships last so long.
Dr Hare: How long-
E: Almost 10 years now!
Kix: Nine years.
E: 9 is almost 10. It’ll be 10 this summer abouts.
Kix: Truuuue… We met around the end of the year, didn’t we?
E: Kix. I have no flipping idea.
Kix: I think we did, ow.
Kix: *sticks out tongue* Yeah, that’s blood, huh?
E: I don’t think so…
Kix: No, I swallowed blood.
E: Oh. I got nothing.
Kix: I bit my tongue.
E: Don’t bite your tongue Kix. That hurts. You destrucive child.
Kix: I don’t do it on purpose!! It was subconscious, I guess.
E: I think we’re working on something to stop subconscious destructive habits… *Looks at Hare*
Dr Hare: *shrugs* Still a prototype.
Kix: *Takes a long sip from whip cream*
E: ANYWAYS! Next Q is for… *Looks at phone* Me. And me alone.*Looks up* Y’all out! ‘Cept you Kix, you can stay, I guess.
Kix: *head falls onto counter*
Kix: *doesn’t move* Wat?
E: -_- You’re going to be the death of me. Everyone out!
Whitney Hawk to E: Ooh, ooh! I have an Idea! Double date! E and Hare, me and Binary! YAYAYAYAYAY! (I was planning this all along, I actually have 4 tickets)
E: *flushes red* -_- Oh right.
Kix: *looks at her* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
E: S-shut up! I forgot about this part… Tho TBH I kinda saw this Q coming…
Kix: Hehehe… *coughs*
E: *Buries face in hands* Please don’t die while I’m having an internal crisis.
Kix: I’m not dying, I’m just sick.
E: Oh yeah…. I’m sorry, I think we have some medicine from last time I was sick. Aka last week. *starts going through cabinets, hiding her face*
Kix: I’m fine…
E: Whatever! Go lie down, the couch is nice.
E: Don’t make me physically move drag you there. Go child, we can answer Qs there.
Kix: Mm. *Doesn’t move*
E: Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixie, don’t make me come over there.
Kix: I’m fine. Now what’s this about dates?
E: Well… Whit, that’s B Hawk btw, had a thing for B, that being Binary Bard, she asked him out, I in short made him say yes and now she’s asking me to go out with Harvey. And I really wanna see Homecoming.
Kix: None of that made sense.
E: None of me makes sense, but no one comments on that.
Kix: I do.
E: Go lay down you reckless child.
To Binary: Don’t worry, I won’t kill you. You’re too cute.
Binary Bard: Uh, thanks I guess?
E: And this is a wild fangirl in the wild. We will now observe it’s love call.
Kix: El, we’re Fangirls.
E: Oh yeah…
Binary Bard: You aren’t helping!
E: That’s my speciality!
Binary Bard: That’s not a word.
Kix: He has a point.
E: You’re both not helpful.
Binary Bard: Neither are you! Why are all these girls after me?! I’m not that into dating!
E: Cyborgs are attractive I guess.
Kix: *smirks at her* Depends on who you ask…
E: *blushes* S-shut up.
Binary Bard: What?
Kix: They don’t know about-
E: *covers her mouth* NOPE stopping you now!
Binary Bard: What…
E: I, ah… Previous crush?
Binary Bard: Wait…
E: NEXT Q! *sprints off*
E: *scrolling through posts* Huh. I wonder if anyone asked if our favorite colors.
Kix: *looks at her* That’s a weird thing to wonder.
E: I am the embodiment of weird. *scrolls through phone* Well, it doesn’t look like- WAIT.
E: I missed a Q AW CRUM!
Kix: Oh goodness.
E: Kix, it’s from number 14! 14!!!
E: This is 29.
E: ASSEMBLE THE SQUAD! AGAIN!
Kix: I don’t wanna…
E: *sighs* Fine. Memo to self, make an AtV of lost Qs.
Kix: Oh goodness.
E: *starts scrolling again* OH MY HECK HOW MANY OF SHAY’S DID I MISS?!!
Kix: Stawp yelling!
E: Fine, but I’m an idiot.
Kix: No you’re not.
Kix: Is that it?
E: I think so. You should go home and sleep.
Kix: I’m fine.
E: More lies! You shouldn’t lie to children!
Kix: You’re older than me!
E: Not mentally.
Kix: I’m mentally younger than you too.
E: More lies!
Kix: Oh goodness.
*The next day, E is typing on her phone*
Dr Hare: Um, hey.
E: *looks up* Hey Harvey. What’s up?
Dr Hare: Nothing much. Nice beanie.
E: *touches her hat absently* Oh, thanks.
Dr Hare: You’re welcome. Did Kix get home last night?
E: Yup. Hate to make sick people do things, so yeah. Plus tonight’s gonna be… *Trails off and looks at her watch in shock*
Dr Hare: What is it?
E: My performance is tonight! *Shoves phone into pocket and grabs her backpack* Oh gosh, I gotta get home! You can still come, right?
Dr Hare: Yes, of course! It’s at 6, right?
E: Naturally. Can you polish up? There’s a poll I need and the rules, that’s it.
Dr Hare: Can do.
E: Thank you so much! You’re a life saver Harvey.
Dr Hare: Just glad to help.
E: Thank you! *smiles warmly at him and hurries out the door*
Dr Hare: *flushes, then looks around to make sure he’s alone, then breathes a sigh of relief* Dang. I mean, uh… Right, hi guys. So… What poll… Hang on, I’ll just be a sec… *Pulls out his phone and checks something* Oh, E did a poll on what day she should do these on. *Pauses* It feels so awkward to be talking to no one visible, let me tell you. I have no idea how El does this all the time. I’ll let her handle the poll later, it’ll be easier that way. So… Rules.
Binary Bard: If you’re done talking about your girlfriend, can you come help me with this?
Dr Hare: *flushes red* Mordred!
Binary Bard: What?
Dr Hare: I’m not talking about El and she’s not my girlfriend! I’m trying to finish the AtV!
Binary Bard: Yeah, ok, but I know you have a thing for her.
Dr Hare: I do not!
Binary Bard: Yeah ri-
Dr Hare: SOI’LLPOSTTHEINFOTHENYEAH
If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall
BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (I am known by many names…) on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, I dunno, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys! Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. And ya know, while we’re at it, if you wanted to ask Kix something, I can pass it along. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, pancakes, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (I’mma mummy) Ask away!
So hey, it’s E again. The play went really well! I’m planning on sharing the story with y’all sometime soon, I hope you guys will like it! Plus, I’ve been taking every opportunity to write lately! (Yes even during class sometimes. Don’t follow my bad example!) I don’t know what it is, but November always seems to give me great ideas! (Which I usually throw into my NaNoWriMo, but this year I FORGOT) Plus the tri is ending really soon! Just gotta get though finals!
I’m gonna die.
Anyways, wish me luck! I’m off to bed, Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!