Ask the Villains #70, Editor Trolling

Oh, by the way, last time I was actually on the stage, in the middle of a performance. I wasn’t kidding.

Let’s start with an apology. Mostly for the fact that this AtV is partially just me. As in Editor LuckE. So… yeah. I’ll be posting Wintermas, probably starting tomorrow. So yee. Hope you enjoy.


Arleen to E: I think when Vampi and co. were talking about a “Side you never tapped into before”, they meant during Halloween when you were more aggressive than usual.

E: … Don’t remind me of that, please. I hate it when I lose my temper. It’s… I hate it. I always say something I regret. Ugh, I’m a moron. I think he meant that I… kissed Harvey on the cheek. I was emotionally charged… I just… did it. *sighs* I regret doing that, I’m going to mess up my relationship with Harvey… what was I thinking…


Editor Fizz to Editor LuckE: I really like your editor name. It’s a nice distinguishing touch. More then Despair or I have.

(Thank you! Honestly tho, I love that you and Despair both have editing accounts. Anyways, thank you. I feel like… I dunno, I needed to differentiate the difference between E and yours truly. It’s a tad confusing to be honest, having a character use your name. But whatever. I’m LuckE, the editor, not the character. There are differences, I’ll write a post on some later, but for now, just go with I’m the author lady, E is character chick. -Editor LuckE)


Arleen to BW: Hang on, do you know who Smiley has a crush on, then?

Black Widow: Never ask, never tell. *winks*


Fizzson to all: Detective Pikachu Movie. Thoughts?



Arleen to all, extending on the last Q: How do you feel about the fact Pikachu in that movie is basically voiced by Deadpool?

E: Heck yes.

???: Deadpool is the coolest human.

E: What are you doing here? Again?

???: Breaking that fourth wall. Hi readers.

E: So you’re pulling a Deadpool?

???: *laughs* You could say that.

E: What.

???: You’ll find out one day.


Arleen to DH and E: I gotta say, that ear-scratching thing is adorable.

E: *turns bright red and covers face* Mmm.

Dr Hare: *turns pink* Thank you, I think. It is kind of nice.

E: Mmph.

Dr Hare: Well, I like it, at least.

E: *muffles* Me too.

Dr Hare: *smiles* I do like being with you E.

E: *turns redder* T-thanks. I… Same.

Dr Hare: You Ok?

E: F-fine.


Fizzson to all: Vannamelon anyone?

All: Who?

(I only know that you mentioned her in a Behind the AAaF… sorry. -Editor LuckE)


Arleen to all: Who’d win in a fight: Loki or Discord?

E: If we’re talking about Discord from My Little Pony, then… probably Discord.

Pop: Discord for the win!

Binary Bard: Yeah, but Loki is an immortal, all powerful being.

E: So is Discord.

Binary Bard: Case in point.


Arleen to all again: Favorite ship?

Pop: SS Birmingham.

E: I dunno, Nalex for now, I guess. Too much Boyfriend of the Dead for me.

Dr Hare: I’m going to keep mine quiet for now.

Black Widow and Binary Bard: Elarvey.

Dr Hare: Guys, please.

Heather: Also Elarvey.

E: *flushes* Traitor.

Heather: You guys are too cute though, you gotta admit.

E: No.


Fizzson to all: If you could swap bodies with any one person in AtV, who would it be and why?

Pop: Binary!

Binary Bard: Why me?

Pop: Because I wanna be a robot.

Black Widow: Heather, I guess. I wouldn’t if I could avoid it.

Heather: Ooh, I want Widow’s then. Spy skills.

E: *sighs* Harvey. I’d swap with Harvey.

Dr Hare: E. Definitely E.

Binary Bard You guys are everyone’s OTP for a reason, you know,

E: *turns bright red* Lemme alone.


Editor Fizz to all: Favorite character from AAaF?

(You kidding m8?! I have no idea, I can’t choose favourites! It’s like asking my favorite friend of my favorite character child! *yeets self away* -Editor LuckE)


The Dolphin Violinist to all: Favorite possession

E: … No. None of them.

Black Widow: Sore subject.


Who would win in a fight, Loki or Dr. Strange (give reasons)

E: I think no one would win. It’d just be fighting. I dislike fighting. Unless it’s with lightsabers. Those are cool.


Who’s better Sherlock (RDJ or BC)

(I’m working on it, I’m sorry… -Editor LuckE)


If cap was in a fight with anyone and everyone, who would he beat and who would he lose too (if any) give reason/example.

E: Wid. She’d win.

Black Widow: Me or the Marvel character?

E: You, probably.

Binary Bard: And if there are no objections…


If you could be any animal, what would you be (besides a bunny dr h)

Dr Hare: There is no “besides a bunny”, I get no choice in this.

., can Sherlock and Watson make an appearance in an atv sometime too 😏😎

Dr Hare: Honestly, if they show up, I don’t see why not.


Vampi to all: sorry for trash Qs in advance, trying to beat undertale so I can play deltarune

(They can’t be worse than my Qs have been! ;-:)


Vampi to all: dude, the League of Legends official YT channel has some amazing music videos 10/10

(I KNOW, RIGHT?! So no one in the AtV plays league, mostly because I don’t. My brother and his friends on the other hand… It’s weird. What makes things weirder is a lot of the names… Well, some of my bro and his friends (The D&D group), some of the heroes they are mention Fizz, Lucian, Evelynn. Which throws me off royally because I think they’ve found out about my secret identity, but in actuality, they’re actually just huge nerds. Nothing wrong with that tho.)


Vampi to E: besides BTS (because personally I don’t like their music) what are other good k-pop artists to listen to

E: But BTS man. Unfortunately, since I’m just getting into it, I haven’t found any more yet. I will soon. Except BabyMetal. BabyMetal is pretty darn good, at least what I’ve heard. Don’t judge me.


Vampi to all: hehe post 69 nice



Vampi to all: Song request time — Life Will Change from Persona 5, covered by insaneintherainmusic. Great song.

E: Wait… d-do you want us to sing? *runs off* #NOPE


TAS to all: they did surgery on a grape



TAS to all: hit or miss I guess they never miss huh

E: I have no idea what that’s from, but it sums up my life pretty well.


TAS to all: maybe I’ll be tracer

Binary Bard: What?


TAS to all: youtube transcribed a frog’s ribbits and the captions say it’s saying “burn it up burn it up burn it up all right.” the froggo has spoken

E: I got it! *scurries off*

Heather: Uh… I guess the froggo has. *shrugs*

E: *comes back in, holding up a boombox, playing BTS’s Fire* BURN IT ALL DOWN! BOW WOW WOW!

Pop: You’re weird Mom.

E: Professionally.


TAS to all: you got one year to eat an entire standard size sofa. how you do it?

(One bite at a time.)


I was going to write something for the end here, but then I remembered that you guys are about to get 12 days of stories. I think the less I can make you suffer, the better.


Happy Writermas, 2018!

Well Crum.

Hi, I’m alive. AtV should come out soon, I hope. It should come back on schedule in January, hopefully.

But I’ve got a little something for y’all.

The 12 days of Writermas has returned for 2018!

If you don’t remember the rules from last year, here they are!

  • Please keep it clean. Please, it’s been a crazy year.
  • Prompts are technically optionally. But ye.
  • Please credit me! Prompts or no, I want to be credited.
  • Length isn’t important, just have fun!
  • No, seriously, have fun with this! This is for you guys as much as it is for me!
  • Do as many as you can whenever you can!

Well, let’s hop to the prompts! A few have changed from last year, but they’re mostly the same. Ish.


  1. Christmas trees
  2. Santa
  3.  Decorating
  4.  Ugly sweaters
  5. Christmas carols
  6. Cozy
  7. Snowball fight
  8. Fireplace
  9.  Winter Wonderland
  10. Candy Cane
  11. Scarves
  12. Mistletoe

Yee. I hope you’ll like doing some of these! Or all. I’m going to go see if I can put a few together myself.

But first, I apologize for this being late, for the fact that I’m posting on Sunday, and I’d like to thank Fizz for saving my bacon and reminding me I even do this, because things have been so busy, I’m losing my mind. So yeah. Things will work out, hopefully. Wish me luck.

Ask the Villains #69, Rushed because I’m literally on stage right now

E: What time is it?!

Pop: Adventure Time!

E: AtV time.

Pop: Oh. Darn.

E: What have you been doing while I’m at school, geez.


Kimiko to E (when she gets back): If you have a Switch and Vampi gets enough money from e-Shop gift cards, he can get you a copy of the game on the Switch.

E: Aw, I’ll be fine, don’t sweat it. I don’t need a Switch, I haven’t had time to play video games anyways. It’s been crazy busy with practice and homework and trying to keep my friends safe.

Kimiko to E (when she gets back): 5 perception checks failed in a row? Wow. You must’ve had bad luck.

E: It was a bad day. Still, you should have seen the time that Happy… You know what, tell you later. It’s a looooong story.

(I may need to write a post about Happy on Luckily Bizarre. She is my all time favorite character, no doubt.)



The Dolphin Violinist to all


E: What did I do for my 17th?

Black Widow: Ran in circles screaming.

E: Did not. Anyways, you should have a silly little party, those are the most fun. Just do whatever sounds fun for you. As for being 17, almost 18… Run in circles screaming. That’s pretty much all you can do. Good luck.



So what’s the plan to get E

E: Did anyone actually have a plan?

Black Widow: No.

Dr Hare: Yes! We did! Sort of.


Owl city anyone

E: I love Owl City! Every song from them that I’ve heard, I loved.

Dr Hare: Same here.

Binary Bard: They’re pretty good.



5 shows your binging rn

(Hi, Editor LuckE here. Confession time, I haven’t ever binged a TV show. Ever. In 17 years. The closest I’ve ever had was watching 4 Ninjago episodes in a row with my siblings. (The last one was the one where you find out Zane is a robot and I needed a break after that…) At any rate, I’m sorry, but speaking from an author’s point of view, I don’t know if I can even answer this. Sorry, love you guys.)




E: I did! I’m so excited!

Heather: I thought you hadn’t seen Ragnarok yet.

E: Still.

(Also have yet to see Infinity War. It’s a work in progress… -Editor LuckE)



Oh and umm…since Loki (srry fandom is alive rn) is kinda sorta maybe reformed as of Ragnarok..hehe *hides behind brick wall* do you think he could make a few appearances in the atv *dont kill me plz*

Dr Hare: I’m nor sure I’m OK with this…

E: Honestly, we have no control over this. If he shows up… I’d be fine if he stayed.

Heather: I would definitely be fine. Tom Hiddleston is a cutie.

(We’ll see… 😏)



Arleen to E: Welcome back, E! It’s good to see you safe and sound.

E: Thank you! I’m just glad nothing bad happened. I am not proud of what happened and what I said, for sure. That was… embarrassing, to say the least. Mortifying. Ugh… Let’s chalk that up to my 6th time being kidnapped, yay…



Fizzson to the Villains: Thanks for coming to help. Tad late or not, I still really appreciate y’all taking the time to come help.

Binary Bard: Yeah, sorry we were so late! We tried to get the Rulers and we all know how well that turned out….

Dr Hare: Wish we could have been there sooner…

E: It’s Ok, things happen.



Fizzson to E: Hey, don’t beat yourself up, alright? Truth be told, I was kinda scared too, even if it didn’t seem like it. You handled it well, and we’re okay. That’s all that matters.

E: Heh. Everyone always tells me that… I’m not that bad, am I? *pauses* Yeah… Yeah, I am. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one scared, but… I really didn’t handle it well. I was… I’m pathetic, I’m sorry.



Arleen to DH: Pop’s not too upset over missing the trick or treating thing, is he?

Dr Hare: Not too bad.

E: We took him Trunk or Treating to make up for it.

Pop: It was so much fun!



Arleen to the rulers: I was kinda surprised you guys didn’t get into the mix. Any idea what prevented the villains from fetching you?

Nice Coyote: It was no fault of mine!

Lucky Wing: According to Mordred, they couldn’t access our dimension. They tried everything.

Neat Berry: We even tried talking to Zeus.

Robin: And G*d knows that’s not exactly easy.

Avery: Nothing worked.

Nice Coyote: I’m going to hit something.

Robin: Don’t kill anyone.

Nice Coyote: Fine…



Arleen to E and DH: Even after what y’all went through, you’re both still clueless. Figures….

E: Excuse you, I am not. And yeah, we’ve been through a lot over the past 2 years… Just one more thing, isn’t it…

Dr Hare: Yeah. *pauses* Clueless about what?

E: … noooothing. Don’t worry about it. Please.

Dr Hare: But-

E: It’s nothing, I swear!  

Dr Hare: E-

E: It’s nothing Harvey! Really!

Dr Hare: … E.

E: What?

Dr Hare: You’re going to pass out. Calm down.

E: Harvey, I am so calm right now I’m going to scream.

Dr Hare: That’s not how it works?

E: Anyways, moving on!

Dr Hare: But-

E: Moving on!



Arleen to all: I don’t know if this is the time to point it out, but Smiley has a crush on someone! Any guesses who it might be?

E: Ooh hoo hoo… Time to tease him about it forever… *pauses* I have no idea who tho.

Black Widow: You’re kidding, right?

E: I never claimed to be good at shipping… I might like doing it, but I’m as observant as a brick when it comes to things like this.

Black Widow: That’s very obvious.

E: Hey!



Arleen to A: What’s your stance on all that’s been happening with Smiley?

E: She was in favor, little brat. I say that with affection. Anyways, she’s at AAaF now, so… She can’t take Qs anymore, sorry.

(I have done way too many crossovers and not linked them to here. Honestly, if you want to read them, follow the AtG, AtD and AAaF. And the AtS when that starts back up. I’m lagging behind…)



??? to all: Man, that was all… Really intense. I’m glad everything turned out alright, though.

E: Me too.

Dr Hare: I think we all are.

(There is only more to come… *evil cackling in distance* -Editor LuckE)



New character to all: Which animal would you say you’re most like?

Dr Hare: Do I really need to say it?

E: Yes, if only to make me laugh.

Dr Hare: Fine… Rabbit.

E: *giggles* I’m either a fox or a cat, still undecided.

Black Widow: Cat.

Director D: Wolf, I suppose.

Binary Bard: Owl?

Pop: Mouse!



Despair to all: Any advice for dealing with grief…?

E: Um… hey guys, can I take this one?

Pop: But Momma, you’re always happy?

E: I… Yeah, I know. But can I just do this one real quick?

Binary Bard: Sure?

Dr Hare: Are you OK?

E: Yeah. I got this one.

*A few minutes later…*

E: Ok… I know it seems like this is pretty out of character for me, especially in an AtV… It usually seems like I’m either peppy or having a huge lack of self-confidence… But there’s always more, isn’t there? Well… Some good things to do for grief, depression or just sadness… For starters, I recommend taking a little time to yourself, especially for grief. But you need to be careful you don’t seclude too much, but still given yourself time time grieve. Once you’ve done that… You need to get out of the house. Go do something, be with people you care about. Talk to those people, get help. It’s hard, but you’ll get through. I’m here for you guys, Ok?



Fizzson to DH: So, now that the madness with Smiley is all said and done, I think you’d best get to work on finding out who got into E’s Email and sent you that WordPress invite.

Dr Hare: Actually, I’ve got a suspicion on who it is. I’ll explain later, but I met someone from New York recently, long story, and I’m going to check it out when I can. I’ll get back to you on this.



Vampi, Kimiko, and Sakura to E: We’re proud of you. And with Kimiko saying you’ll have no idea what we’re talking about, Vampi’s backing it as you went with an instinct you’ve been holding back for quite some time now.

E: … What?! What did I do this time? *pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through AtVs* I don’t understand, what did I do?!

(She may need this spelled out for her. -Editor LuckE)



Vampi to all: Speaking of instinct, anybody here part of Team Instinct on Pokemon Go? …even if you haven’t played in a while?

E: Well… You see…

Pop: What about team Mystic?

E: I’m sorry Vampi, when I converted everyone to the game, I had them all sign up to be Mystic so we could gym battle together. Sorry bro.



Vampi to all: fun fact, the day you all had this conversation was also my mom’s birthday

Pop: That’s so weird…

Binary Bard: Not really.

Pop: Yes it is, shh.



TAS to all: legit kewl q time 4realzes, fav vines = ?

E: Aa. AAA. *inhales, then screams* AAAA-

Binary Bard: Stop.

Black Widow: I liked the one with umbrellas.

E: Run?

Black Widow: Run.

Heather: I can’t pick.

Binary Bard: I liked the one… “I nurture my skin”

E: Yas!

Dr Hare: I liked the chicken one.

Pop: What’s a vine?


E: Dang it.



Kimiko to all: I randomly ship Wid with Director D now. Ha.

Black Widow: Um… no.

Director D: I have a girlfriend.

(Literally only two people know who she is, one of those being me, you guys gotta GUESS -Editor LuckE)



Arleen to DH: How do you feel about getting your ears scratched?

Dr Hare: Oh. I, um… Not… Not really.

E: No way, I call bluff, I gotta try this. *reaches up and starts scratching him behind the ears*

Dr Hare: I wouldn’t… *visibly relaxes* Oh. That feels good.

E: I knew it! I knew you’d like it.

Dr Hare: Yeah… Yeah, I didn’t…. Didn’t know. That feels really, really good.

E: I’m glad. It’s kinda relaxing for me too.

Dr Hare: *snuggles up to her arm* Thank you.

E: *flushes* Um…. Y-you’re welcome. *looks away* You silly bunny….

Dr Hare: Sometimes.

Black Widow: You two are too cute, hope you realize that.

E: *turns bright red and stops an abruptly* Wid!



E: Well, I think that’s it. Anything else you guys?

Black Widow: Did you tell Hare about the lady in your wall?

Dr Hare: You mean like the Doctor Who episode?

E: Sadly, no. Actually, I take it back. Thankfully no.

Dr Hare: I can’t disagree with that. But what happened?

E: Portal in my wall the other night. *flushes* The… the night I ended up falling asleep in the lab…

Dr Hare: I… Oh. Right.

Black Widow: I didn’t hear about that…

E: I’ll… I’ll tell you later, I need to go. *scurries off*

Dr Hare: Is… is she hiding something from me?

Black Widow: She’s like that. She doesn’t want people to worry about her.

Dr Hare: I… I know… but… still.

Black Widow: Good luck there. *walks off*

Dr Hare: … oh.


The title is really happening. Send Qs pls.

Putting on a Show

Ok, so… Hi, I’m alive.

I’m not gonna lie, I’m struggling. I tried to get this out on Saturday, but… That failed. So here you go, I guess. Enjoy?


​​​​​​​​​​​​​Earth 442, 0109 hours, 11 November 2018, "The Villains' Apartment", Apartment 606


E: Home from the performance y’all!

Binary Bard: Why do you always announce when you get here?

E: Because… uh… I dunno, I just do it.

Binary Bard: Fair enough. Welcome back, your boyfriend’s in his room.

E: My… Binary, Harvey isn’t my boyfriend. He’s just my friend.

Binary Bard: Uh huh.

E: Why do I bother… I’m gonna go wipe all the makeup gunk off my face and pass out. If my mom calls, tell her I’m staying here for the night.

Binary Bard: Why is your mom even OK with you staying here all the time?

E: Because as far as my parents know, I’m co-owning a college dorm with some graduated friends. And that’s basically what this is, let’s be honest.

Binary Bard: I can’t argue there…

E: Better question, why are you up at midnight?

Binary Bard: Because I’m a robot. You?

E: Because what is sleep.


I headed into the bathroom, pulled a bag of baby wipes from under the sink and started wiping the makeup off. I had to rub at the eyeliner until it stung. I threw away the wipe, wincing. Ow. Pain. I did not like pain. Then someone coughed in the doorway. I turned to see Harvey, standing in the hall. Immediately, I became incredibly self conscious about the fact that half my face was coated in thick, overly done makeup and the other half… well, it was my face. Enough said.

E: Harvey. Hey. How are you?

Dr Hare: I’m alright. Sorry I missed your performance tonight.

E: It’s Ok. It wasn’t the best. Plus, my hair looked freakish. I have no idea what the lady was thinking… And, you know, it’s me. I’m not even a main character or anything, but I’m not exactly much, even on chorus…

Dr Hare: I think you’re great. *flushes* A great actress, I mean. You’re awesome at it.

E: … *leans forward on the counter* Thanks… I just.. *sighs and picks up another wipe* Why do I bother…

Dr Hare: Because you’re good at it and you have fun.

E: That’s true. The last part, at least. I love acting… but it’s past midnight and I’ve got somewhere I need to be tomorrow morning… I know I don’t sleep much normally, but now I’m hardly sleeping at all.

Dr Hare: Maybe you just need to take a day off.

E: Can’t. We might not be performing Sunday, but I’m going places tomorrow morning, like I said. 2 more days. I can do this. I can do this.

Dr Hare: .. Are you sure you’re Ok?

E: I… yeah, I’m fine.

Dr Hare: You don’t seem fine.

E: Really, it’s nothing.

Dr Hare: E, please, if there’s anything I can do…

E: It’s nothing. *her hands start shaking against the sink* Harvey, please. I’m fine.

Dr Hare: But-

E: *picks up the wipes* I’ll be in my room if you need me. *she walks off*

I felt bad about shutting Harvey down like that, but I needed to be by myself for 5 minutes. And… I couldn’t tell him. He didn’t need to be bothered and I just couldn’t bring myself to tell him how much I was suffering. He had enough to worry about on his own. I still felt guilty about it, though. I felt guilty about a lot of things. Like never being around, not telling him my real surname, being a terrible friend, being a whiner, the like. For the life of it, I had no idea why he put up with me. I wiped the rest of the makeup of my face, then fell onto my bed, face down. After 5 minutes, I felt something… off. Something was happening.

E: *pulls her face up* So help me…

I rolled off the bed and turns to see a portal in my wall. A 20 something woman was on the other side, staring right at me. She was blonde with twin braids and looked eerily like me, with one major difference. She had scars up and down her body, not just nicks, but incredibly painful looking, open scars. She looked concerned.

???: You Ok?

E: Um… Fine, who are you?

???: Eh, no one important. I just wanted to see what all the fuss is about.

E: About what?

???: You.

E: Me?!

???: Yeah. Have you been crying? Are you alright?

E: No, I haven’t, I’m just a little teary eyed from rubbing all the makeup off my face. Why do you look so… Oh my gosh… Please tell me you’re not me from the future.

???: Nope, sorry.

E: Oh. That’s good. I do not want to deal with time travel on top of dimension hopping.

???: I put up with both constantly. It’s not so bad. Anyways, I need to goed to ask. Who has the dimensional transporter in this universe?

E: Why do you ask? Are you going to hurt them?

???: No, no, nothing like that. I generally try to avoid hurting people if I can avoid it. Sometimes I can’t. But we don’t talk about that.

E: Geez, what are you, a mercenary?

???: Yeah, I was, once.

E: … I was kidding!

???: I’m not. It’s been a weird 24 years. Anyways, so who has the dimensional transporter?

E: M-my friend… Dr Harvey Hare. Please don’t hurt him.

???: Harvey…. Harvey Hare? *pauses* Oh… That makes sense, I think. That’d mean… I have an idea. I’ll be back. *the portal winks out and the woman is gone*

E: … *shrieks* Wid!

Black Widow: *sticks her head in the room* What, I was sleeping.

E: I call your bluff, you sleep during the day, you vampire.

Black Widow: Ok, whatever, I was painting. What do you want, exactly?

E: Well, a strange woman just appeared in my wall.

Black Widow: You mean like that Doctor Who episode?

E: You watch Doctor Who?

Black Widow: No, you and Hare watch Doctor Who. You’re loud.

E: Fair enough. No, it wasn’t like the Doctor Who episode, it was a portal. In my wall. And I’m not sure I’m Ok with this.

Black Widow: Geez, your friends show up all the time. *sighs* I’ll set up the alarm system.

E: Thank you Wid…

Black Widow: Oh, and E?

E: Ye?

Black Widow: Anyone threatens you, I break their teeth, K?

E: *smiles, a little half heartedly* Duly noted. Thanks Wid.

Black Widow: No problem. *leaves*

I hugged my knees to my chest. I couldn’t keep up with all this. I hated myself for thinking it, but I almost wished things were back to normal. Then again, I just hated myself in general, didn’t I? I stood up, then walked over to Harvey’s lab. There was one more thing I wanted to do tonight. I needed to apologize.

E: Harvey?

Dr Hare: *looks up from the device he’s working on* E? I thought you went to bed.

E: I was going to. Listen, I’m sorry about earlier.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok, I shouldn’t have pressed.

E: Well… I appreciate that you would do that for me. I… Anyways, thank you.

Dr Hare: Um… You’re welcome, I guess?

E: No, seriously Harvey, you’ve done so much for me. Thank you so, so much for everything you’ve done. It means a lot to me.

Dr Hare: Oh. Well… You’re welcome. *smiles* You’ve done a lot for me too, hope you realize that.

E: Nah, I haven’t done anything.

Dr Hare: You just did a play.

E: I guess. It’s more like I participated in it.

Dr Hare: E, you’ve done a lot of amazing things, Ok? You… *trails off and stares at her for a minute*

E: What? Is there something on my face? 

Dr Hare: Hmm? Oh, no, no, you look fine. Better than fine. Just… tired.

E: Yeah… Maybe.

Dr Hare: *stands up and takes her hand* Come on, you need to go to bed.

E: I don’t want to…

Dr Hare: Come on… *pulls on her arm gently*

E: But… I really don’t want to… I just want to be with you…

Dr Hare: You need sleep E. You tend to get rambly when you’re tired.

E: Harvey, I don’t want to have nightmares again… please don’t make me go to sleep…

Dr Hare: You’re having nightmares again?

E: *leans against him* I don’t wanna goooooooo…

Dr Hare: E, come on, you’re going to pass out…

E: *sings softly* Some people long for a life that is simple and planned…*giggles* I want to pass out. It’d be easier.

Dr Hare: What happened?

E: Nothing… much…

Dr Hare: E, you’re a terrible liar.

E: You believe me when I tell you that I’m Ok…

Dr Hare: E, please, you need rest.

E: *sighs* Fine… But no sleep. I just want to… to rest my eyes… and… be with you…

Dr Hare: *smiles* Alright, fine, have it your way. *he leads E to a chair and sits next to her, continuing his work*

E: *sits on her chair, then puts her head on the table* Wake me up if I fall asleep, ok? I’m… I’ve got things to do…

Dr Hare: Sure thing.

E: … I love you…

Dr Hare: Love you too. Good night.

E: G’night…

(DH PoV)

I knew she hadn’t meant it, she’d just been tired, but the words still seemed to set my insides buzzing. E nodded off and was soon snoring gently next to me.  It was almost relaxing, in a strange way. I stared down at the device I was working on. If only I could get this new dimensional device to work. I couldn’t risk her getting stuck somewhere. I just couldn’t.


Well, it’s all an adventure, that comes with a breathtaking view…. Walking the typerope… Anyways, cute ending before all chaos breaks loose. Plot intensifies… Shipping intensities… Life sucks… So here’s a pick me up, I guess. I’m not sure who it’s for tho, me or you guys… XD Hope you guys liked it tho!

E’s return

Hey y’all, it’s E, I’m back! Perfectly fine too, don’t worry. Just gonna catch y’all up! Read on!

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Earth 442, 0904 hours, 1 November 2018, "The Villains' Apartment", Apartment 606


E: Oof! *plops down on the couch* I am SO GLAD TO BE HOME

Dr Hare: *smiles* Well, we’re glad you’re back.

E: *hugs a throw pillow* Maybe I’ll just lay here and watch Doctor Who until the end of time. *pauses* Wait. Weren’t we going to go trick or treating with Pop? We did promise.

Dr Hare: I sort of had to send him to Kat’s.

E: … Oh. Cause I was kidnapped. Right.

Dr Hare: I’m sorry, I know you were looking forward to that.

E: Whatever, it’s not your fault.

Dr Hare: Also, um… it’s November 1st. And you’re missing school right now.

E: … oh shoot. How did they not notice I was gone the past week?!

Dr Hare: I’m not sure. We told your mom you were going with Wid to California.

E: But Wid’s not in California.

Black Widow: Yeah, turns out I know how to lie. Shocker. *walks off*

E: Oh. Ok. *hugs the pillow tighter*

Dr Hare: You Ok?

E: Fine.

Dr Hare: You sure?

E: … No.

Dr Hare: What’s wrong?

E: I… I know the others weren’t expecting that either… But… They were still more prepared… I’m kind of pathetic Harvey. I can’t even hold my own. I know kept insulting, but… I was scared. I was just trying to hide it.

Dr Hare: Oh… *comes over and sits next to her* E, you did great. I saw what happened, you did amazing with what you could.

E: I… I guess… Not really though… I just… I was just scared.

Dr Hare: Hey, we all get scared. It’s Ok.

E: I just spend most of my time there.

Dr Hare: Kidnapped?

E: Scared.

Dr Hare: Oh.*pauses* You know that’s Ok, right?

E: It’s not…

Dr Hare: I mean that it’s not going to make me think less of you or anything. E, I… You’re my best friend. I’ll help you through. The fact that you’re scared isn’t going to scare me. We all have our struggles.*puts an arm around her and hugs her* We’ll work this out.

E: … *sniffs* I… Thank you. You’re too sweet… Thank you so much.

Dr Hare: *smiles* You’re welcome.

E: Harvey, I… I need to tell you something. I.. This is going to sound weird… but… I… Well…

Dr Hare: What is it?

E: I… *pauses* Never mind. You’ll think I’m being stupid.

Dr Hare: What?

E: … I missed Halloween. I didn’t want to, but I did and… I really wanted to try that double costume thing and maybe have a little party. Except…

Dr Hare: What?

E: I… Here’s the part where you’re going to think I’m stupid….

Dr Hare: What?

E: … Rose is too generic. I want to try River Song.

Dr Hare: *pauses, then grins* I’m down.

E: Really?

Dr Hare: Absolutely! That sounds awesome! Although I might need a fez….

E: … *hugs him suddenly*

Dr Hare: What is it?

E: It makes me happy when others share my fan-child ways, sorry.

Dr Hare: Oh. Well, no complaints here.

E: *Breaks away* What?

Dr Hare: *flushes* Never mind.

E: Well, I’d better go get ready. Thank you so much! *kisses him on the cheek giddily and scurries off*

Dr Hare: *rubs his cheek and smiles* No problem. No… No problem.


Yeah, that’s it. Hope you like it! Sorry it’s late and kinda lame. ._. I’m brain dead, sorry.

Ask the Villains #68, Worries and Plans

Hey guys, it’s me again. We still don’t have E back, but we figured we’d at least give you this AtV. Hope you guys like it.


Sporty Boa to DH: 1. You should get a bunny asap, it actually could help calm things down… Could.

Dr Hare: What is calm. Still, I am considering it. You know, when things aren’t totally chaos. I’ll get back to you.


2. What would you name your bun bun once you get it?

Dr Hare: Probably Clover. It’s a good name for a bunny. *looks around and sighs* Yeah, anyways.


To Everyone: 1. Plan on making some villain art for this month’s community creations?

Dr Hare: Um… I’m not much of a drawer, so… not really.

Black Widow: Maybe. Probably not.

Binary Bard: Nope.

Heather: Nah. I know Pop wanted to, so we’ll see.

(I wanna. So I probably will.)


2. Started attending a public high school for the first time, any advice moving forward? (Why am I getting school advice from villains?)

Black Widow: Be calm and give it your best shot.

Dr Hare: Be sure you hang around good people.

Heather: Make sure you’re caught up on all your homework.

Binary Bard: Stay in school.

(Honestly, I don’t know why you’re asking the Villains, but hey, we try to give good advice.)


Arleen to all: Now E’s kidnapped?! Ugh, that’s the last thing we need….

Dr Hare: Yeah… I’m honestly… Honestly pretty scared.

Black Widow: Honestly, I don’t think anyone could blame you. Mostly because I’m going to go in there and mess some ***s up.

Heather: Wid, please. Children read this.


Despair to DH: Oh gosh… I’m so sorry. I know how you feel all too well right now….

Dr Hare: Yeah… I… I honestly don’t know what to do. I mean, I’ve got a few things that might be able to help, but I almost doubt it would do anything… I’m kind of useless, aren’t I? I just…  I want E back…

Arleen to DH: Er… Does Pop know about what’s going on with E, or…?

Dr Hare: He… No, he doesn’t. I… I sent him to Kat’s as soon as I could. I… I really don’t want him scared or hurt by something like this. But… I can’t protect him forever. Heck, I couldn’t protect E. But… I’ve got to try.


Arleen to the Rulers: What’re your thoughts on all that’s been happening?

Avery: Not…. Not good.

Lucky Wing: But… I don’t know what we can do.

Nice Coyote: I’m coming over there and I’m going to crack some heads.

Robin: But-

Nice Coyote: And I’m bringing you with me because you know paranormal stuff.

Avery: But we have no way to get there.

Nice Coyote: Then someone call the bunny and tell him to get his fluffy face in gear and get us over there.

Neat Berry: Coyote, please calm down. You’ll get your blood pressure up again.

Lucky Wing: He’s trying, give him time.

Nice Coyote: … Fine. But Smiley, I’m coming after you. You have 5 days to redeem yourself. You’ve been warned.

Robin: Why 8 days?

Nice Coyote: Cause it sounded cool. Shut up.


Despair to everyone except DH: How’re the rest of you taking this stuff…?

Black Widow: Someone is going to die.

Heather: Honestly, it’s kind of terrifying, not going to lie.

Binary Bard: I have a ray gun. Don’t know how much help it will be, but here I am.


Arleen to BB: Got any tech that might help get everyone back?

Binary Bard: Um… I have a lot of stuff, but I don’t know if it’d work in this situation. Generally, I don’t work with demons…. Sorry Arleen. Wish I could help more…


to all: Completely unrelated question, but what’re y’all’s stances on Pineapple pizza?

Dr Hare: It’s alright. I know E was a big fan.

Black Widow: Ew.

Binary Bard: Never really had it.

Heather: You mean Hawaiian?


Arleen to DH: If carrot pizza were a thing, would you try it?

Dr Hare: I’ve already have had carrot pizza, and it’s pretty good.


Arleen to all: What’s the plan for rescuing E and the others?

Binary Bard: We don’t really have one.

Black Widow: Minus break some heads.

Dr Hare: We’re kind of going with everyone else. I… I can’t think of anything… I’m sorry.


Despair to all: First Fizz, then Vampi, now E… I’m not sure how much more stress I could take….

Dr Hare: Hey, I’m sure it’ll all work out. You’re doing great Despair. We’ll work this out.


??? to all: Good luck on saving E you guys. I have faith in you.

Dr Hare: Thank you. I just… I just hope we get there on time.




Dr Hare: *turns bright pink* Whoa, hold up! Did you miss the part where I said that I don’t think she sent that message?! And the part where whoever it was called me “cutie”? Honestly, I’m kinda worried about it. Because it might mean that someone hacked her account. Or she actually sent me that message and made me a WordPress. The first one is kind of more likely… I just don’t know what to do.


Kimiko to the Rulers: Guys, be glad you aren’t part of this dimensional chaos. Stay safe.
Nice Coyote: What is this “safe” you speak of.

Robin: You literally spent the last 3 days going into alleys and beating up gang members.

Nice Coyote: Hence my previous statement.

Lucky Wing: *coughs* Anyways, thank you Kimiko, we’re trying. Honestly, I almost wish I were involved. I wish I could help…

Avery: We all do Luck. But… *smiles sadly* there’s only so much we can do, isn’t there?

Neat Berry Yeah…


Regarding other posts:
TAS to all with an obligatory meme Q: why do I keep getting mail for pepe sylvia

Black Widow: H**l no. I refuse to do this.


TAS to all regarding the cheese Q: wrong, it’s nacho cheese
Pop: What’s a nacho?

Heather: And… I know what we’re doing tonight.


Kimiko to DH: The plan’s in the latest ATG episode. Future vision helped me out.
Dr Hare: Sounds good… I… I just hope things go well.


I don’t really have anything to end this, sorry. Sorry it’s so short… Feel free to send Qs. See you guys next time.

Trickery and Capture

E: *lying apathetically on living room floor* Gosh darn it. *calls* Harvey! Dr Hare: *pokes his head in* Yeah? E: How do I life? Dr Hare: Um… E: *sits up* Be in a musical, I said. It’ll be fun, I said. And here I am! Dr Hare: Is it fun? E: Heck yes. But also […]

via Trickery — Adventures of Arleen and Friends

Ok, so… We might be in trouble.

E was captured by an alternate Arleen, probably for Smiley’s master plan. I’m really worried about her, so I’m trying to set up a plan.

I guess I’m on charge of the AtV… I got a weird email the other night. I didn’t make this WordPress, but someone made me the account. Here’s the email.


I don’t think E sent that. Or the other Arleen. I’m looking into it…

Anyways, E’s not here, so… We’ll see what happens. Wish us luck.

Well, I’m an Idiot.

So, um…

Did you know I’ve had this blog 2 years now?

Ok, I’m not going to lie, I completely forgot. I totally forgot my own blogiversary. I only remembered it was today because WordPress told me. Mistakes were made. At any rate, I’ll see what I can do. Last year I did a poll and it was kinda lame. Mostly because I forgot to finish. Anyways, I’m thinking I’ll write something for y’all. I know now isn’t the best time, with so much going on in the Q&A community, but… whoops, life happened. So, in short…

What do you want to know about the AtV universe?

Ask me about something that happened and I’ll see if I can write it up. Do something like how two characters met or why this one thing happens, or whatever you can think of. (Also if you could send Qs to the AtV that would be great!) I’m gonna conclude, because not gonna lie, today sucked for me, I want it over, and I’m tired. G’night all. Happy bloggiversary to me! 🎉


PS, please enjoy a picture of Robin, who I drew for Inktober. (I’m really behind…)


Ask the Villains #67, Whoops.

Hey guys.

Yeah, I know, I’m sorry it’s so late. It’s been nearly a month, but I’m back. And I’ll keep things going, promise. I can work this. It’ll be constant. I got this. I’ve been swamped with practices, (we’re on crunch time) homework and the such. Althought I did discover that BTS is perfect for working on Homework. Also, the other thing that’s been eating up my time is a new(ish) character I’ve been working on. Not for the AtV, just for myself. I love her to pieces but I don’t know if I can include her in this. She’s a little… OP. She’s not as Mary Sue as she was in my first idea, but it’s still taking some work. I’ll get back to you on this.


Vampi to E: Even if you haven’t played Undertale, you at least have to have seen gameplay of it. Heck, I could tell you everything about Undertale and I’ve never played it!

E: I’m going to have to pass you up on that one. Because I do want to play it, I just have yet to. I’m getting there I know quite a bit, I just… well… need the time. I’ll ask for it for Christmas or something, who knows. I’ll get back to you on this.


Itch to DH: Yo, if you need an easier time fetching E from a dimension, I’ve got a portal room y’all can borrow.

Dr Hare: Thank you, I do appreciate that. But… I think she’ll be fine? Honestly, for now, I’m more concerned about how and why it happens… But really, thank you.


TAS to all who answered the cheese question: what kind of cheese, tho

E: *cries internally* 3 more months…

Pop: Cheddar!

Dr Hare: Mozzarella?

Black Widow: Don’t care.

Binary Bard: I don’t know.

Heather: Swiss, I guess.

E: Pizza. I miss pizza.


Not regarding post:
Muse and Scarlett to everyone: Life is Fun by TheOdd1sOut ft. Boyinaband. Give it a listen. Tell us what you think.


Dr Hare: E knows it.


Black Widow: Enjoy it while it lasts.

(I am a die hard Odd1sOut fan. DIE. HARD)


Vampi to anyone: So I heard that they made a Total Drama spinoff that also includes a character from that old show 6teen. I gave a few episodes a watch. Highly recommend. Cartoon Network, btw.

E: I’ll add it to the list. The loooooong list.


Zoe to E: Hiiiiii. You have a beautiful name. 😀

E: *blushes* Aw… Thank you. You do too. Mine is just kinda long, and I got so sick of it being mispronounce or mispelled, I just started going by E. It’s easier this way… Thank you tho! I love your name, it’s really cute.


Zoe to DH: Do you own any pet bunnies?

Dr Hare: Not yet. I’m hoping to get one once things calm down a little. Plus, we already have a cat for the time being. At least, until we send him back.

E: Which we should probably do, but at the same time…

Pipsqueak: Mew!

E: Case in point.


Zoe to BW: Do you like spiders? Why?

Black WIdow: I mean, I guess. I’m a little tired of this Q though.


Zoe to BB: What’s it like being a robot?

Binary Bard: Not too bad. It’s different, but I rather like it. It’s definitely better than being dead.


Zoe to everyone: Do you all think spirits are cool?

E: Yes. Unless they’re trying to kill you. Which is true for all creatures, living or otherwise. You’re way cool tho. And also not trying to kill me. Both good things.


Zoe to everyone again: Am I asking too many questions? I’ll stop now…

E: Pff, nah. No such thing as too many Qs.


Arleen to all: Hey guys! I’m back for real this time. Sorry to worry y’all.

E: I missed you! Please never be kidnapped again!

Dr Hare: Wait, what happened?

E: Weeeeeeeeeellllll…. Arleen got captured and a doppelganger took her place and it was a really bad day all around.

Dr Hare: Oh. *pauses* I need to set up better security now.

E: I’m thinking like the anti-death-eater measures.

Dr Hare: That makes sense. I’ll go set some stuff up.

E: Thank yu.


Arleen to A: You can talk out of that stone now? Geez, I really did miss a lot.

E: Yeah, you really did.

A: I mean, I guess. No one cares about me much.

E: Hush, I’m talking to you now. I don’t want the others to know, they might… Overreact. Harvey’s already worried that you’re going to get out if Violet doesn’t come and get you soon.

A: Who the h**l is Violet?

E: … Long story. Tell you later.


Fizzson to all: This has been kind of a subject at AAaF recently, so… What’re your guys’ thoughts on there being countless AU versions of yourselves?

Dr Hare: It’s pretty cool. Although…

E: *lets out an almost hysterical laugh* Are you kidding? I’ve been worried sick that something is going to happen and an evil version of one of us is gonna wreck us all! It just about happened to you guys! I’ve met good versions of us, like Ele and Lucky and the such, but I’m worried that… You know?

Black Widow: I haven’t met anyone yet.

Binary Bard: Same, really.

Heather: It’s pretty cool.

Pop: I wanna meet another me!

E: I want a million dollars.


Lucian to LW: Would you happen to have a lucky feather, from the wing of something? owo

Lucky Wing: No, not really… I mean, I do have wings… and I do have a raven’s feather up my memory chest. That has significant meaning to me. But no, Lucky Wing is my hero name, not my actual name. Well, it’s my middle name, that’s why I use it. Hope that answers your question.


Katrina to all: Favorite breed of cat, if chu have a favorite?

E: I love all cats.

Pop: You only have two.



Fizzson to the rulers: I’m assuming you all went to Superpower at some point. In which case, who among you got the power to fly and play superhero?

Lucky Wing: Ah, I was waiting for this one. *looks at Neat Berry* You are the scientist, would you like to explain?

Neat Berry: I… I guess… Well, we all were there that day, but only Lucky gained the power of flight. The rest of us got other powers, such as super strength for Coyote. It’s rather mysterious, I don’t really understand it.

Robin: Aren’t you an animal scientist?

Neat Berry: Yes.

Nice Coyote: Does that mean you could study Ro?

Robin: Rude.


Arleen to BB: Did you ever rebuild your giant mech after it was destroyed?

Binary Bard: Not that one in particular, but I have created smaller ones, if that counts for something.


Arleen to Heather: No one’s sent you a Q in a while. How’ve you been?

Heather: Pretty good! Nothing much has happened to me. Honestly, I sometimes think I have the most normal and boring life here. And I live with villains and my brother is a reformed villain. So yeah. Life is weird.


Fizzson to all: This was a fun question, so I’m asking it to you guys. If you were in a fantasy Rpg, what would your character class be?

Pop: Warrior!

E: … *walks over to the couch, picks up a blanket and covers herself with it*

Binary Bard: Bard warforged. *sighs* This is ridiculous.

Black Widow: Rogue.

Heather: Cleric, I think.

Dr Hare: I guess I’d be a wizard or something. E, why are you hiding?

E: *uncovers her head* Many reasons.

Binary Bard: Don’t you play D&D every Saturday?

E: Yes. Therein lies the problem.

Black Widow: Why? What do you play?

E: *Pauses* Well… everyone else on the Q&A blogs says I’d be likely to play a half-elf bard/rogue… And it it were me, I might be… But… In actuality…

Dr Hare: What?

E: … I’m not explaining until the 11 year old moldable son of mine leaves.

Pop: Aw… *walks off*

(Hey, just a warning, if you’re easily triggered or sensitive to violence, you should probably skip the rest of this Q. Just saying.)

(Oh,  and a good way to do that if to use the “find in page” button and put in congrats!)

E: Well… I play a mentally deranged Tiefling barbarian, who multiclassed into bard because she was folk hero.

Heather: When you say mentally deranged….

E: She… well, her name is Happy. She’s permanently happy.

Black Widow: Even when she’s killing people?

E: Especially when she’s killing people. She may have at one point jumped out a window and… used a couple of corpses as sock puppets.

*long pause*

Heather: Wow. She sounds… demented.

E: In my defense, I had failed 5 perception checks in a row and I needed to do something! And no, she’s not demented. Well, she is, but not on purpose. She’s almost got this innocent happiness, everything makes her happy! That’s just how she is.

Binary Bard: Aren’t tieflings supposed to be super demonic and… angsty, for lack of a better term?

E: Yes. She was created to be anti-stereotypical and hilarious. I succeeded for the record. Also, she was raised by elves, so she thinks she’s an elf.

Dr Hare: Wouldn’t she notice that she was aging faster than her family?

E: She’s oblivious.

Black Widow: Takes after her player.

E: I heard that.

Heather: Why do you play her?

E: She’s my favorite character I’ve ever played to be honest, she’s way fun to play. Always happy, super buff, not too bright and more than willing to do dumb things. Like, really dumb things. So much fun…

Black Widow: You’re demented.

E: A little bit. Maybe a lot bit.

Dr Hare: … I finally figured out why you were Ok with hanging out with us.

E: *grins* You’re welcome.

(Congrats! Honestly, you didn’t really miss much, so don’t sweat it.)


Fizzson to anyone who’s interested: What’s your favorite moment from a QnA, whether that be AtG, AtV, or AAaF?


Pop: Does this include Kat’s AtG?

E: Yeah, it does. I’m pretty sure it’s not on the list because it started back up pretty recently and I took forever on this AtV episode… So shoot guys.

Black Widow: When E here finally admitted to having a crush.

E: Shut it…

Binary Bard: I’m not sure to be honest.

Pop: When Kat threw me a birthday party!

E: When Despair told Fizz how she felt about him. It was so cute…

Dr Hare: I liked doing the crossovers.


E: That was easy.


The Dolphin Violinist: Do you wanna build a snowman?


(All I need to say here is this.)


Like animal crossing?

(Have yet to play, I’m sorry! Work in progress, I really wanna play it! Soon!)


Design an OC…GO!

(I decided to take this one on myself instead and am now designing one who will show up in the AtV one day. I’ll get back to you on this tomorrow.)  


Marvel or DC

All: Marvel.

Pop: And Batman.

E: And Batman.

(No Infinity War spoilers in the comments please, or I’ll be forced to delete the comment and hit you with a blow dart.)


Seen Big Hero 6 the Series?

E: Working on it… I really want to see it. It sounds amazing. It’s on the list.


DuckTales anyone?

E: *sighs* The list lengthens even more.


Fav video game? (ssbb 4 life)

E: I love Brawl! Although my favorite is still Pop for the time being.

Pop: Yay! My favorite is Mario Kart tho.

Dr Hare: Smash, I think.

Binary Bard: *shrugs* I don’t know, I like a lot of games.

Black Widow: Shockingly, I’m not a nerd, so I don’t really have one.

Heather: Mine is probably Mario Party tho.

*long pause*

Binary Bard: Doesn’t that one cause rioting in the streets and destruction of friendships?

Heather: Not if you play it with a bunch of good losers.

E: Can I come play with you?


What is your go to topping for sandwiches and pizza?

E: I like miracle whip.

Dr Hare: Really? Mayo is better.

E: Is not.

Dr Hare: It so is.

E: It so isn’t!

Dr Hare: No, it really is!

Pop: They’re both good. Stop arguing.

E: … Ok, that’s fair.

Black Widow: I swear these Qs are way too random…

Heather: I like pepperoni.

Pop: On pizza or sandwiches?

Heather: Both.

Dr Hare: Um… anyways, I do like carrots, I guess.


How does one go fast?

Pop: By running.


What does the fox say?


Dr Hare: How do you know all these songs?

E: This one my dad put on our playlist when I was 12. Also, I am fox, hear me roar.


Have you seen Rise of the Teenage Mutant ninja turtles? I highly suggest it, its actually quite good. 🐢

E: It’s on the list. At this point, I think I just need a sign that says “It’s on the list.” Because it is a long list.


Despair to all: Hi. So um… If you don’t know, I’m kinda leading the AAaF for a bit alongside Arleen. Fizz is… Kinda tied up at the moment. E can probably explain if you need her to….

E: Yeah, no kidding. So, Fizz and Vampi got abducted by Smiley recently and I am deeply concerned and we are setting up a retrieval squad as soon as physically possible.

Dr Hare: Holy cow… That’s not good.

Black Widow: … Bring it on.


Arleen to E: Hey, you okay? With Fizz being… Y’know… I can’t imagine you’re taking it too well either.

E: I… I’m fine. Really worried albeit, but… *swallows* It’ll be fine. I’m kind of worried that… That someone I care about will be next… Or I’ll be next… But I’m probably being ridiculous. I… I’ll be careful. It’ll be fine. We’ll find Smiley and it’ll all work out… *hands start shaking and she hides them behind her back* It’ll all work out.


Arleen to all: Coffee, tea, or both?

Dr Hare: Coffee.

Dr Hare: Tea.

Heather: Red bull.

E: Sugar. Because caffeine gives me headaches.

Black Widow: Coffee.

Director D: Tea, if you please.

E: Do you like it shaken, or stirred?

Director D: …

E: *finger guns*


Riapsed to E: How’s your acting career been going?

E: Pretty good! I’m in the chorus of Cinderella right now, plus I’m in a couple of one act plays, so that’s super fun! I love my job.


Arleen to DH: Do you still have the Rabbot, or any version of it?

Dr Hare: Yeah, I do, actually. It’s my van right now, namely because I want to keep low profile. As much as I love giant robots, I-

E: *zips over* You watch that show?

Dr Hare: What?

E: Megas XLR.

Dr Hare: No.

E: … Darn. It’s hard to find other people who watch a show from 2004 that you can’t find on Netflix or Hulu.

Dr Hare: … OK then.


Arleen to BW: What’s your thoughts on all the stuff that’s been happening lately?

Black Widow: My thoughts? Bring it. *sips coffee*


Mimi to all: Favorite song writer or singer?

(I’ll get back to you on this one.)


Smiley to all: Ȋ̸̯̹̅ẗ̶͚̳ ̷̳̕ḧ̴̪̦́a̸͓̋́s̷͚̆̃͜ ̷͎͈́͑b̴̺̚e̵̪̍̃g̸̢̰͑͂u̸͉̯̍͊n̸͓͉͊͆.̵̤̊͝ͅ.̶̣͑̄.̴̲̉̆ͅ ̵̛͔͕͠=̶̓͒ͅͅ)̶͕̗̎̈

E: *slams hands on table* You know what?! That’s it. I am coming after you, you three legged dog. You. Do. Not. Hurt my friends. NO ONE hurts my friends. It is on. You are so dead. *She stalks off*


Binary Bard: Note to never tick off E or hurt someone she cares about.

Pop: Yeah…


Incredible Kat to all: Why is every NPC in Poptropica like 20+, but pop is only 11??? CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

E: Conspiracies!

Pop: Huh?

Dr Hare: It’s because the game is 11 years old and Pop is a physical representation of the game, where as the people from the game are-

E: *puts a finger to his lips* Shh shh shh. Let the conspiracies happen.

Dr Hare: But-

E: Shh.


To Dr. Hare: RELATIONSHIP GOALS. You and E are so CUUUUTEEEEE. I ship it till the day I die.

Dr Hare: *blushes* Well, we really aren’t a couple. We’re… we’re just friends. She’s really… Really something. I honestly think… I think she’s amazing. I’d love to be in a relationship with her, but… I don’t know if she’d go for that. I can hope. Someday I’ll ask her, really, I will. But… She’s got a lot on her mind, I don’t think now is the time.


Black Widow: Human Anatomy tips?

Black Widow: Look at people. Practice. Practice a lot. Ask for help. Look at other people’s work. Get a teacher. Watch a video. Practice.

E: And hands are evil.


Binary Bard: K, so if you AREN’T afraid of doors, how about swivel doors? Cat doors? REFRIGERATOR DOORS???????

Binary Bard: … no.

E: What about ceiling fans?

Binary Bard: Uh, no.

E: Oh. Never mind then.

Binary Bard: Why do you ask?

E: Because I’m currently replacing all the ceiling fans with normal lights.

Binary Bard: Why?

E: Do you really want to know?

Binary Bard: I do now.

E: … sorry. *Leaves*


Pop: Hiya, kid! Air hug! I miss you!

Pop: I miss you too! You should come visit again! Momma, can Aunty Kat visit?

E: I don’t see why not. Except that I’m busy. And that’s minor. So yes.

Pop: Yay!


Heather: What’s your opinion on pie?

Heather: I like pie. What kind of pie?


Director D: Still bald, as usual, I’d assume. (I’m never going to stop teasing you, so don’t ask.)

Director D: Very well, then I shall come deal with you myself.



Captain Crawfish: Wait. Did you guys find him yet? I forgot.

E:  No, we haven’t. We thought we knew where he was, but we were wrong, so… that went great.

Dr Hare: I told you that you didn’t have to come.

E: Yes, but I wanted to. I don’t regret it.


E: Any new fandoms you’ve discovered? I need some more books to read.

E: Uh… I know you’ve read Percy Jackson, everyone’s heard of Harry Potter and y’all know I like Artemis Fowl… Alcatraz and the Evil Librarians is really good! I’ve only read the first book so far, but I love it. I hear very good things about Brandon Sanderson.


To all again: Anyone miss me? Of course you did, I’m amazing.

E: I missed you!

Black Widow: Who is this?

E: It’s Kat.

Black Widow: Oh. Ok.

E: -_- I quit life.


To all yet again: Halloween costumes? (What are you guys going as?)

Black Widow: A dead person. I’m going to hand out candy.

Binary Bard: I’m sticking with myself for now.

Pop: I want to be The Greatest Showman!

E: *whispers* Who’s going to tell him that movie isn’t even remotely historically accurate?

Dr Hare: I’m not going to tell him.

Director D: I am not dressing up.

Heather: I’m going to a party as a vampire. I’m cheap.

E: I’m going to be Rose Tyler, Harvey’s going to be the Tenth Doctor. Pop was going to be something from Doctor Who, but we couldn’t convince him. So yeah.

Binary Bard: So it’s a couple cosplay?

E: *turns bright pink* Is not! It’s just… just a Halloween thing we’re doing together because you guys wouldn’t dress up with us!

Black Widow: *smirks* You sure that’s the only reason?

E: Yes! *red* Y’all are the worst.


To all AGAIN: Duckies ftw!!!!! ;p

E: Duckies FTW! Were you reading the old AtR posts? Memo to self, burn those.


estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to E and/or/preferably with Dr hare: Ok first off, I go to school now, yay! Back to point, I reeeaaallly ship my friend with her old crush and I am VERY sure she still likes him and her old crush likes her back. Also they’re my #2 OTP, my first being you two.

E: Welcome to chaos- I mean school! Aw, that’s sweet. Well, I definitely approve shipping.

Dr Hare: Did you read the last line?

E: I was getting there, why do you- *turns pink* OH.

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: … Bye. *runs off*

Dr Hare: Uh… Ok then. Thank you.


To all: Tomorrow I am going to a 3-day 2-nights field trip, fun and all, but NO PHONES ALLOWED. How can I survive?!

E: Bring a sketchbook and notebook and the such. Bring a deck of cards, always have cards.

Dr Hare: Didn’t you take your phone with you last time you went of one of these trips?
E: That was an accident.

Black Widow: She did that twice.

E: The second time wasn’t. But I never used it and I still had a ton of fun! Just try to enjoy yourself, I bet it’ll be great.



Dr Hare: *walks in* Guys, I’m home.

E: *looks up from the couch* Hi.

Dr Hare: *stops dead* E?!

E: Yes. Last I checked.

Dr Hare: I haven’t seen you in a week.

E: I know… I texted you, but… I’ve been really busy at practice, I’m sorry.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok. I-

E: What’s the silly nickname we came up for Pop?

Dr Hare: Uh, Poppie, why?

E: *breathes a sigh of relief* Ok, it’s the real you. I… I’ve been worried sick that…

Dr Hare: That a fake one of our friends is trying to get us to let our guard down? I know, I’ve been worrying about it too.

E: How come you didn’t ask me anything then?

Dr Hare: Because if it weren’t the real you, you wouldn’t have know about the nickname.

E: *smiles* That’s fair. Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult or anything, I just…

Dr Hare: It’s Ok to be worried something bad is going to happen. I’m worried about the same thing.

E: First Fizz, than Vampi… Who’s next?! Kat?! I’m going to hit someone with a freaking stove.

Dr Hare: Hey, we’ll figure it out, I’m sure. If we’re careful, it’ll be fine.

E: I hope so. Everything is on hold, I swear. What are we going to do…

Dr Hare: Same thing we always do. *offers her a hand* Fake it til we make it.

E: *smiles* You are the best. *takes his hand and stands up* Let’s go do something. It’s been so long since I’ve just gone and done something fun.

Dr Hare: *smiles* I’d like that.


There you go. You’ll see what’s going to happen next ssssssooooooooonnn *cackles* Honestly, what will probably happen is I’ll watch more BTS and never finish this stupid homework assignment. But whatever. Wish me luck.

Ask the Villains #66, Don’t deal with the Devil

No, this AtV isn’t about Cuphead, I just wanted to make a joke about 666. Because that’s been around longer. I haven’t played Cuphead. (Heck, I haven’t even played Undertale. I’m a bad person.) Anyways, this AtV is a little… well, I was tired. While writing all of it. For a week. I might need more sleep.

… Nah!

Anyways, let’s hop to it, I hope you enjoy!


Arleen to E: Heya! Sorry about not sending Qs last time. I’m fine, don’t worry.

E: … I worry.

.Fizzson to E: Someone gives you a notebook and the first thing you think of is a Death Note? Geez….

E: Sorry… my actual first thought was a DerpNote, which is a silly parody my friends and I thought up. But I didn’t want to explain, cause I was in a rush last week. Because… that happens. Plus I’m a morbid little flower Fizz, who are we kidding.

.Arleen to A: So, I guess you’re getting Qs now? Huh. That’s neat.

A: Yay. You can tell I’m being sarcastic because, oh wait, this sucks! @$&# this.

E: Oh be nice.

A: No way in-

E: *closes the box lid* Ok then! Yes, A can take Qs now. How she can talk through the stone, I dunno, but it’s rather muffled and generally not nice, but there you go.


Smiley to A: Such a shame, you getting trapped in that rock like that. Perhaps one day that may change….


E: Not with that attitude Missy.

A: @#$& you.

E: Stop cursing before I gag you.

A: You’re not my real mom.

E: Thankfully…


Fizzson to all: What’s the strangest thing anyone’s ever said to you?

Dr Hare: I got asked if I was a model once.

E: I can kinda see that happening…

Black Widow: I got hit on by a girl at Subway once.

Pop: I’m a video game.

Director D: …

Binary Bard: I got told I made a very pretty girl once.

E: Was that the time when PC made you wear a dress so you guys could sneak into a prison?  

Binary Bard: Yeah. That was a weird day.

E: I’m not denying that.

Dr Hare: That was really a weird day.

E: I mean, it worked.

Binary Bard: -_- Moving on…

E: Right, sorry.

Heather: I am deeply concerned for you all. Well, the weirdest thing said to me was when one of my classmates dared me to eat a frog.

E: Ew.

Dr Hare: What were you doing?

Heather: Dissecting frogs.

E: Weirdest thing anyone’s told me involved a murder happy tiefling that does so much murder being PG is out the window. So moving on…

(If you’re really curious, email me. I just didn’t want to risk scaring somebody.)


Fizzson to E: You know Crawfish is over in Kat’s universe, so what’s stopping you from hopping over and fetching him?

E: Dimensional trouble. I can’t go places as often as I’d like and even if I get to, I’d better have a place to stay. Then there’s school, plus practice, and the fact that I’m rarely even here anymore… I’m so busy I almost want to cry. And also the fact that I don’t actually know if he’s there. I was looking into it, he might not actually be there! He straight up could be in a different place. I… I don’t know anymore! I’m freaking out guys! I… I ended up asking everyone to have a tracking device on them at all times. Even me. Just in case… this happens again… I’m sorry, I’m the worst… I… I’m scared. For everyone. I just… I just want things to be Ok…


Fizzson to DH: How’re the fixes for dimensional issues coming along?

Dr Hare: … Poorly. It’s kind of complicated, but there’s some really weird going on. Basically… there’s some dimensional rift that’s making it incredibly difficult to figure out what’s happening. I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m worried that… that something is going to happen. I’m keeping close eye on everyone. E had the right idea, using tracking devices just in case. I’m kind of worried… who knows what’s going to happen next.


Arleen to all: What would you say is the biggest mistake of your life?

Dr Hare: Definitely my scheming to take over the world.

Binary Bard: Agreed.

E: I regret not travelling more on Poptropica, but I think I had a good reason to be honest…

Black Widow: I think I left my oven on.

E: Are you serious?

Black Widow: What do you think?

E: … I’m not sure what I think anymore.

Heather: I regret not getting into college sooner.

Pop: I have no regrets!

E: … That’s how we should live our lives y’all.

(Who’s to say my entire life isn’t already a mistake? *finger guns* Aaaaaaannndd… Cue internal screaming.)


Fizzson to DH (Again): What’re your thoughts on this whole double date we’ve been planning?

Dr Hare: I’m… honestly, really excited for it! I’m kinda surprised El would ask me though. I mean, we’ve known each other for a while… And I definitely like her… I’m just surprised she would even consider asking me. This is exciting. I’m looking forward to it. I just hope nothing catastrophic happens. Because with my luck… Well… Yeah, anyways. I’m excited! Can’t wait!


??? to BB: Well, you’re officially the toughest major Poptropica villain I’ve fought. I had to try and beat you for… A lot longer then I care to admit. -_-

Binary Bard: Yeah.. Sorry there…I was close, not denying it…

(Heh heh… Heh… I wanted to throw my computer.)


1. Funniest thing you’ve ever done

Heather: I threw a Red Bull out a window and it hit my English teacher in the head. It was only funny because he had a good sense of humor.

Dr Hare: Who the heck gave you Red Bull?

E: Someone with a death wish if you react to it the same way Harvey does.

Heather: Hence the throwing out a window. I was aiming for a trash can…

Binary Bard: I set myself on fire once. Twice.

Black Widow: Ha ha, no. I’m not telling.

E: Wid pls,

Black Widow: No.

E: You’re almost as bad as D.

Black Widow: He didn’t even show up.

E: I said almost.

Dr Hare: I was a comedian for a week. Here’s the funny bit, I was terrible at it.

E: Aw, I bet you weren’t that bad… Let’s see, the funniest thing that happened to me was… the AtV. No question.


2. Ever seen Dolphin Tale

Binary Bard: We’ve heard of it. Have yet to see it though.


3. What your Webkinz name (not in a weird way I just want to friend you..)

E: Ha ha… Wonder how fast I can burn the account. In all honesty, the account is dead. It’s deeeeaaaaadddd. Plus, it’s got quite a bit of personal information about my face. Sorry sis, still trying to burn the past…


4. Have any American Girls

E: I do, bought one when I was 12. Still have her. Don’t use her much tho.


5. You like cheese

Dr Hare: Sure.

Binary Bard: It’s alright.

Black Widow: Meh.

Pop: I like cheese!

Heather: Not bad.

E: I’m dairy free… have been since May…

Pop: Aw man…

E: I know kiddo. I know.

(The struggle is real tho.)


6. You like jazz

E: Is this a meme?

Dr Hare: Yeah, it’s not bad, although I prefer pop music. Most of us do, to be honest.

E: I just know this is a meme.


7. One food you would eat for the rest of your life (chicken strips for the wiiinnn..though I can’t chew them for awhile…*CRIES*)

E: Toast y’all! Except then I would die of starvation. So toast and sandwiches. And bacon. I’m set.

Dr Hare: Carrots. That was kind of obvious, sorry.

Black Widow: I like truffles, I guess.

Heather: I love chocolate. I’m sold on that.

Pop: Pancakes!

Binary Bard: I don’t need to eat that much… but definitely spaghetti.

(I am so sorry that you can’t eat them tho. Trust me, I know how that feels. Sometimes my teeth hurt so much I can’t eat. It’ll get better, promise.) 



E: Aw, congrats to him! He’s not much older than Harvey to be honest.

Dr Hare: 3 years.

E: We’re 4 years apart. What’s your point?

Dr Hare: 3 and a half, but fair enough.



Honestly, I wish I had a little something for the end here, but no, I don’t. I’ve been working hard on the next plot point, which took some finagling. A lot, actually. I’ll get back to you on this, promise next AtV will be better.