Ask the Villains #69, Rushed because I’m literally on stage right now

E: What time is it?!

Pop: Adventure Time!

E: AtV time.

Pop: Oh. Darn.

E: What have you been doing while I’m at school, geez.

 

Kimiko to E (when she gets back): If you have a Switch and Vampi gets enough money from e-Shop gift cards, he can get you a copy of the game on the Switch.

E: Aw, I’ll be fine, don’t sweat it. I don’t need a Switch, I haven’t had time to play video games anyways. It’s been crazy busy with practice and homework and trying to keep my friends safe.


Kimiko to E (when she gets back): 5 perception checks failed in a row? Wow. You must’ve had bad luck.

E: It was a bad day. Still, you should have seen the time that Happy… You know what, tell you later. It’s a looooong story.

(I may need to write a post about Happy on Luckily Bizarre. She is my all time favorite character, no doubt.)

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The Dolphin Violinist to all

I’m 17 in 2 months AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR IT, HELP.

E: What did I do for my 17th?

Black Widow: Ran in circles screaming.

E: Did not. Anyways, you should have a silly little party, those are the most fun. Just do whatever sounds fun for you. As for being 17, almost 18… Run in circles screaming. That’s pretty much all you can do. Good luck.

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So what’s the plan to get E

E: Did anyone actually have a plan?

Black Widow: No.

Dr Hare: Yes! We did! Sort of.

 

Owl city anyone

E: I love Owl City! Every song from them that I’ve heard, I loved.

Dr Hare: Same here.

Binary Bard: They’re pretty good.

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5 shows your binging rn

(Hi, Editor LuckE here. Confession time, I haven’t ever binged a TV show. Ever. In 17 years. The closest I’ve ever had was watching 4 Ninjago episodes in a row with my siblings. (The last one was the one where you find out Zane is a robot and I needed a break after that…) At any rate, I’m sorry, but speaking from an author’s point of view, I don’t know if I can even answer this. Sorry, love you guys.)

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Ahem…..HAVE YOU HEARD THAT LOKI IS GETTING HIS OWN SHOW, REAL ACTOR AND ALL?!?????!?!?!.?

E: I did! I’m so excited!

Heather: I thought you hadn’t seen Ragnarok yet.

E: Still.

(Also have yet to see Infinity War. It’s a work in progress… -Editor LuckE)

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Oh and umm…since Loki (srry fandom is alive rn) is kinda sorta maybe reformed as of Ragnarok..hehe *hides behind brick wall* do you think he could make a few appearances in the atv *dont kill me plz*

Dr Hare: I’m nor sure I’m OK with this…

E: Honestly, we have no control over this. If he shows up… I’d be fine if he stayed.

Heather: I would definitely be fine. Tom Hiddleston is a cutie.

(We’ll see… 😏)

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Arleen to E: Welcome back, E! It’s good to see you safe and sound.

E: Thank you! I’m just glad nothing bad happened. I am not proud of what happened and what I said, for sure. That was… embarrassing, to say the least. Mortifying. Ugh… Let’s chalk that up to my 6th time being kidnapped, yay…

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Fizzson to the Villains: Thanks for coming to help. Tad late or not, I still really appreciate y’all taking the time to come help.

Binary Bard: Yeah, sorry we were so late! We tried to get the Rulers and we all know how well that turned out….

Dr Hare: Wish we could have been there sooner…

E: It’s Ok, things happen.

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Fizzson to E: Hey, don’t beat yourself up, alright? Truth be told, I was kinda scared too, even if it didn’t seem like it. You handled it well, and we’re okay. That’s all that matters.

E: Heh. Everyone always tells me that… I’m not that bad, am I? *pauses* Yeah… Yeah, I am. I’m glad I wasn’t the only one scared, but… I really didn’t handle it well. I was… I’m pathetic, I’m sorry.

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Arleen to DH: Pop’s not too upset over missing the trick or treating thing, is he?

Dr Hare: Not too bad.

E: We took him Trunk or Treating to make up for it.

Pop: It was so much fun!

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Arleen to the rulers: I was kinda surprised you guys didn’t get into the mix. Any idea what prevented the villains from fetching you?

Nice Coyote: It was no fault of mine!

Lucky Wing: According to Mordred, they couldn’t access our dimension. They tried everything.

Neat Berry: We even tried talking to Zeus.

Robin: And G*d knows that’s not exactly easy.

Avery: Nothing worked.

Nice Coyote: I’m going to hit something.

Robin: Don’t kill anyone.

Nice Coyote: Fine…

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Arleen to E and DH: Even after what y’all went through, you’re both still clueless. Figures….

E: Excuse you, I am not. And yeah, we’ve been through a lot over the past 2 years… Just one more thing, isn’t it…

Dr Hare: Yeah. *pauses* Clueless about what?

E: … noooothing. Don’t worry about it. Please.

Dr Hare: But-

E: It’s nothing, I swear!  

Dr Hare: E-

E: It’s nothing Harvey! Really!

Dr Hare: … E.

E: What?

Dr Hare: You’re going to pass out. Calm down.

E: Harvey, I am so calm right now I’m going to scream.

Dr Hare: That’s not how it works?

E: Anyways, moving on!

Dr Hare: But-

E: Moving on!

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Arleen to all: I don’t know if this is the time to point it out, but Smiley has a crush on someone! Any guesses who it might be?

E: Ooh hoo hoo… Time to tease him about it forever… *pauses* I have no idea who tho.

Black Widow: You’re kidding, right?

E: I never claimed to be good at shipping… I might like doing it, but I’m as observant as a brick when it comes to things like this.

Black Widow: That’s very obvious.

E: Hey!

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Arleen to A: What’s your stance on all that’s been happening with Smiley?

E: She was in favor, little brat. I say that with affection. Anyways, she’s at AAaF now, so… She can’t take Qs anymore, sorry.

(I have done way too many crossovers and not linked them to here. Honestly, if you want to read them, follow the AtG, AtD and AAaF. And the AtS when that starts back up. I’m lagging behind…)

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??? to all: Man, that was all… Really intense. I’m glad everything turned out alright, though.

E: Me too.

Dr Hare: I think we all are.

(There is only more to come… *evil cackling in distance* -Editor LuckE)

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New character to all: Which animal would you say you’re most like?

Dr Hare: Do I really need to say it?

E: Yes, if only to make me laugh.

Dr Hare: Fine… Rabbit.

E: *giggles* I’m either a fox or a cat, still undecided.

Black Widow: Cat.

Director D: Wolf, I suppose.

Binary Bard: Owl?

Pop: Mouse!

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Despair to all: Any advice for dealing with grief…?

E: Um… hey guys, can I take this one?

Pop: But Momma, you’re always happy?

E: I… Yeah, I know. But can I just do this one real quick?

Binary Bard: Sure?

Dr Hare: Are you OK?

E: Yeah. I got this one.

*A few minutes later…*

E: Ok… I know it seems like this is pretty out of character for me, especially in an AtV… It usually seems like I’m either peppy or having a huge lack of self-confidence… But there’s always more, isn’t there? Well… Some good things to do for grief, depression or just sadness… For starters, I recommend taking a little time to yourself, especially for grief. But you need to be careful you don’t seclude too much, but still given yourself time time grieve. Once you’ve done that… You need to get out of the house. Go do something, be with people you care about. Talk to those people, get help. It’s hard, but you’ll get through. I’m here for you guys, Ok?

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Fizzson to DH: So, now that the madness with Smiley is all said and done, I think you’d best get to work on finding out who got into E’s Email and sent you that WordPress invite.

Dr Hare: Actually, I’ve got a suspicion on who it is. I’ll explain later, but I met someone from New York recently, long story, and I’m going to check it out when I can. I’ll get back to you on this.

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Vampi, Kimiko, and Sakura to E: We’re proud of you. And with Kimiko saying you’ll have no idea what we’re talking about, Vampi’s backing it as you went with an instinct you’ve been holding back for quite some time now.

E: … What?! What did I do this time? *pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through AtVs* I don’t understand, what did I do?!

(She may need this spelled out for her. -Editor LuckE)

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Vampi to all: Speaking of instinct, anybody here part of Team Instinct on Pokemon Go? …even if you haven’t played in a while?

E: Well… You see…

Pop: What about team Mystic?

E: I’m sorry Vampi, when I converted everyone to the game, I had them all sign up to be Mystic so we could gym battle together. Sorry bro.

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Vampi to all: fun fact, the day you all had this conversation was also my mom’s birthday

Pop: That’s so weird…

Binary Bard: Not really.

Pop: Yes it is, shh.

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TAS to all: legit kewl q time 4realzes, fav vines = ?

E: Aa. AAA. *inhales, then screams* AAAA-

Binary Bard: Stop.

Black Widow: I liked the one with umbrellas.

E: Run?

Black Widow: Run.

Heather: I can’t pick.

Binary Bard: I liked the one… “I nurture my skin”

E: Yas!

Dr Hare: I liked the chicken one.

Pop: What’s a vine?

*Pause*a

E: Dang it.

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Kimiko to all: I randomly ship Wid with Director D now. Ha.

Black Widow: Um… no.

Director D: I have a girlfriend.

(Literally only two people know who she is, one of those being me, you guys gotta GUESS -Editor LuckE)

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Arleen to DH: How do you feel about getting your ears scratched?

Dr Hare: Oh. I, um… Not… Not really.

E: No way, I call bluff, I gotta try this. *reaches up and starts scratching him behind the ears*

Dr Hare: I wouldn’t… *visibly relaxes* Oh. That feels good.

E: I knew it! I knew you’d like it.

Dr Hare: Yeah… Yeah, I didn’t…. Didn’t know. That feels really, really good.

E: I’m glad. It’s kinda relaxing for me too.

Dr Hare: *snuggles up to her arm* Thank you.

E: *flushes* Um…. Y-you’re welcome. *looks away* You silly bunny….

Dr Hare: Sometimes.

Black Widow: You two are too cute, hope you realize that.

E: *turns bright red and stops an abruptly* Wid!

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E: Well, I think that’s it. Anything else you guys?

Black Widow: Did you tell Hare about the lady in your wall?

Dr Hare: You mean like the Doctor Who episode?

E: Sadly, no. Actually, I take it back. Thankfully no.

Dr Hare: I can’t disagree with that. But what happened?

E: Portal in my wall the other night. *flushes* The… the night I ended up falling asleep in the lab…

Dr Hare: I… Oh. Right.

Black Widow: I didn’t hear about that…

E: I’ll… I’ll tell you later, I need to go. *scurries off*

Dr Hare: Is… is she hiding something from me?

Black Widow: She’s like that. She doesn’t want people to worry about her.

Dr Hare: I… I know… but… still.

Black Widow: Good luck there. *walks off*

Dr Hare: … oh.

 

The title is really happening. Send Qs pls.

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Putting on a Show

Ok, so… Hi, I’m alive.

I’m not gonna lie, I’m struggling. I tried to get this out on Saturday, but… That failed. So here you go, I guess. Enjoy?

 

​​​​​​​​​​​​​Earth 442, 0109 hours, 11 November 2018, "The Villains' Apartment", Apartment 606

 

E: Home from the performance y’all!

Binary Bard: Why do you always announce when you get here?

E: Because… uh… I dunno, I just do it.

Binary Bard: Fair enough. Welcome back, your boyfriend’s in his room.

E: My… Binary, Harvey isn’t my boyfriend. He’s just my friend.

Binary Bard: Uh huh.

E: Why do I bother… I’m gonna go wipe all the makeup gunk off my face and pass out. If my mom calls, tell her I’m staying here for the night.

Binary Bard: Why is your mom even OK with you staying here all the time?

E: Because as far as my parents know, I’m co-owning a college dorm with some graduated friends. And that’s basically what this is, let’s be honest.

Binary Bard: I can’t argue there…

E: Better question, why are you up at midnight?

Binary Bard: Because I’m a robot. You?

E: Because what is sleep.

 

I headed into the bathroom, pulled a bag of baby wipes from under the sink and started wiping the makeup off. I had to rub at the eyeliner until it stung. I threw away the wipe, wincing. Ow. Pain. I did not like pain. Then someone coughed in the doorway. I turned to see Harvey, standing in the hall. Immediately, I became incredibly self conscious about the fact that half my face was coated in thick, overly done makeup and the other half… well, it was my face. Enough said.

E: Harvey. Hey. How are you?

Dr Hare: I’m alright. Sorry I missed your performance tonight.

E: It’s Ok. It wasn’t the best. Plus, my hair looked freakish. I have no idea what the lady was thinking… And, you know, it’s me. I’m not even a main character or anything, but I’m not exactly much, even on chorus…

Dr Hare: I think you’re great. *flushes* A great actress, I mean. You’re awesome at it.

E: … *leans forward on the counter* Thanks… I just.. *sighs and picks up another wipe* Why do I bother…

Dr Hare: Because you’re good at it and you have fun.

E: That’s true. The last part, at least. I love acting… but it’s past midnight and I’ve got somewhere I need to be tomorrow morning… I know I don’t sleep much normally, but now I’m hardly sleeping at all.

Dr Hare: Maybe you just need to take a day off.

E: Can’t. We might not be performing Sunday, but I’m going places tomorrow morning, like I said. 2 more days. I can do this. I can do this.

Dr Hare: .. Are you sure you’re Ok?

E: I… yeah, I’m fine.

Dr Hare: You don’t seem fine.

E: Really, it’s nothing.

Dr Hare: E, please, if there’s anything I can do…

E: It’s nothing. *her hands start shaking against the sink* Harvey, please. I’m fine.

Dr Hare: But-

E: *picks up the wipes* I’ll be in my room if you need me. *she walks off*

I felt bad about shutting Harvey down like that, but I needed to be by myself for 5 minutes. And… I couldn’t tell him. He didn’t need to be bothered and I just couldn’t bring myself to tell him how much I was suffering. He had enough to worry about on his own. I still felt guilty about it, though. I felt guilty about a lot of things. Like never being around, not telling him my real surname, being a terrible friend, being a whiner, the like. For the life of it, I had no idea why he put up with me. I wiped the rest of the makeup of my face, then fell onto my bed, face down. After 5 minutes, I felt something… off. Something was happening.

E: *pulls her face up* So help me…

I rolled off the bed and turns to see a portal in my wall. A 20 something woman was on the other side, staring right at me. She was blonde with twin braids and looked eerily like me, with one major difference. She had scars up and down her body, not just nicks, but incredibly painful looking, open scars. She looked concerned.

???: You Ok?

E: Um… Fine, who are you?

???: Eh, no one important. I just wanted to see what all the fuss is about.

E: About what?

???: You.

E: Me?!

???: Yeah. Have you been crying? Are you alright?

E: No, I haven’t, I’m just a little teary eyed from rubbing all the makeup off my face. Why do you look so… Oh my gosh… Please tell me you’re not me from the future.

???: Nope, sorry.

E: Oh. That’s good. I do not want to deal with time travel on top of dimension hopping.

???: I put up with both constantly. It’s not so bad. Anyways, I need to goed to ask. Who has the dimensional transporter in this universe?

E: Why do you ask? Are you going to hurt them?

???: No, no, nothing like that. I generally try to avoid hurting people if I can avoid it. Sometimes I can’t. But we don’t talk about that.

E: Geez, what are you, a mercenary?

???: Yeah, I was, once.

E: … I was kidding!

???: I’m not. It’s been a weird 24 years. Anyways, so who has the dimensional transporter?

E: M-my friend… Dr Harvey Hare. Please don’t hurt him.

???: Harvey…. Harvey Hare? *pauses* Oh… That makes sense, I think. That’d mean… I have an idea. I’ll be back. *the portal winks out and the woman is gone*

E: … *shrieks* Wid!

Black Widow: *sticks her head in the room* What, I was sleeping.

E: I call your bluff, you sleep during the day, you vampire.

Black Widow: Ok, whatever, I was painting. What do you want, exactly?

E: Well, a strange woman just appeared in my wall.

Black Widow: You mean like that Doctor Who episode?

E: You watch Doctor Who?

Black Widow: No, you and Hare watch Doctor Who. You’re loud.

E: Fair enough. No, it wasn’t like the Doctor Who episode, it was a portal. In my wall. And I’m not sure I’m Ok with this.

Black Widow: Geez, your friends show up all the time. *sighs* I’ll set up the alarm system.

E: Thank you Wid…

Black Widow: Oh, and E?

E: Ye?

Black Widow: Anyone threatens you, I break their teeth, K?

E: *smiles, a little half heartedly* Duly noted. Thanks Wid.

Black Widow: No problem. *leaves*

I hugged my knees to my chest. I couldn’t keep up with all this. I hated myself for thinking it, but I almost wished things were back to normal. Then again, I just hated myself in general, didn’t I? I stood up, then walked over to Harvey’s lab. There was one more thing I wanted to do tonight. I needed to apologize.

E: Harvey?

Dr Hare: *looks up from the device he’s working on* E? I thought you went to bed.

E: I was going to. Listen, I’m sorry about earlier.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok, I shouldn’t have pressed.

E: Well… I appreciate that you would do that for me. I… Anyways, thank you.

Dr Hare: Um… You’re welcome, I guess?

E: No, seriously Harvey, you’ve done so much for me. Thank you so, so much for everything you’ve done. It means a lot to me.

Dr Hare: Oh. Well… You’re welcome. *smiles* You’ve done a lot for me too, hope you realize that.

E: Nah, I haven’t done anything.

Dr Hare: You just did a play.

E: I guess. It’s more like I participated in it.

Dr Hare: E, you’ve done a lot of amazing things, Ok? You… *trails off and stares at her for a minute*

E: What? Is there something on my face? 

Dr Hare: Hmm? Oh, no, no, you look fine. Better than fine. Just… tired.

E: Yeah… Maybe.

Dr Hare: *stands up and takes her hand* Come on, you need to go to bed.

E: I don’t want to…

Dr Hare: Come on… *pulls on her arm gently*

E: But… I really don’t want to… I just want to be with you…

Dr Hare: You need sleep E. You tend to get rambly when you’re tired.

E: Harvey, I don’t want to have nightmares again… please don’t make me go to sleep…

Dr Hare: You’re having nightmares again?

E: *leans against him* I don’t wanna goooooooo…

Dr Hare: E, come on, you’re going to pass out…

E: *sings softly* Some people long for a life that is simple and planned…*giggles* I want to pass out. It’d be easier.

Dr Hare: What happened?

E: Nothing… much…

Dr Hare: E, you’re a terrible liar.

E: You believe me when I tell you that I’m Ok…

Dr Hare: E, please, you need rest.

E: *sighs* Fine… But no sleep. I just want to… to rest my eyes… and… be with you…

Dr Hare: *smiles* Alright, fine, have it your way. *he leads E to a chair and sits next to her, continuing his work*

E: *sits on her chair, then puts her head on the table* Wake me up if I fall asleep, ok? I’m… I’ve got things to do…

Dr Hare: Sure thing.

E: … I love you…

Dr Hare: Love you too. Good night.

E: G’night…

(DH PoV)

I knew she hadn’t meant it, she’d just been tired, but the words still seemed to set my insides buzzing. E nodded off and was soon snoring gently next to me.  It was almost relaxing, in a strange way. I stared down at the device I was working on. If only I could get this new dimensional device to work. I couldn’t risk her getting stuck somewhere. I just couldn’t.

 

Well, it’s all an adventure, that comes with a breathtaking view…. Walking the typerope… Anyways, cute ending before all chaos breaks loose. Plot intensifies… Shipping intensities… Life sucks… So here’s a pick me up, I guess. I’m not sure who it’s for tho, me or you guys… XD Hope you guys liked it tho!

E’s return

Hey y’all, it’s E, I’m back! Perfectly fine too, don’t worry. Just gonna catch y’all up! Read on!

AAaF #33: S̴͔̣͉͙̯̞͙̙̱͖̀͊̔m̴͚̏ȉ̸̹̝̯̲̝̖͝͝ͅḻ̴̛̞͕͚̤̲̪͚͚͙̝̥̓̉̎̅̿͆́̓̎̑̕̕ę̸̧͈̰̗̘̰̖̩̑̀̑͒̋̂ ̶͙̥̅̾̃̈́͌̔͠=̵̛̲̯̹̰̱̼̝̭̦̝̩̉͑͛̒̀̃͗͘͜͠͠͝)̶̢̙͉̩̮̬̻̺̝̦̗̺́͗͊̎͌̌̓̂͊̋̉̚̚͜͠͠ͅ

 

Earth 442, 0904 hours, 1 November 2018, "The Villains' Apartment", Apartment 606

 

E: Oof! *plops down on the couch* I am SO GLAD TO BE HOME

Dr Hare: *smiles* Well, we’re glad you’re back.

E: *hugs a throw pillow* Maybe I’ll just lay here and watch Doctor Who until the end of time. *pauses* Wait. Weren’t we going to go trick or treating with Pop? We did promise.

Dr Hare: I sort of had to send him to Kat’s.

E: … Oh. Cause I was kidnapped. Right.

Dr Hare: I’m sorry, I know you were looking forward to that.

E: Whatever, it’s not your fault.

Dr Hare: Also, um… it’s November 1st. And you’re missing school right now.

E: … oh shoot. How did they not notice I was gone the past week?!

Dr Hare: I’m not sure. We told your mom you were going with Wid to California.

E: But Wid’s not in California.

Black Widow: Yeah, turns out I know how to lie. Shocker. *walks off*

E: Oh. Ok. *hugs the pillow tighter*

Dr Hare: You Ok?

E: Fine.

Dr Hare: You sure?

E: … No.

Dr Hare: What’s wrong?

E: I… I know the others weren’t expecting that either… But… They were still more prepared… I’m kind of pathetic Harvey. I can’t even hold my own. I know kept insulting, but… I was scared. I was just trying to hide it.

Dr Hare: Oh… *comes over and sits next to her* E, you did great. I saw what happened, you did amazing with what you could.

E: I… I guess… Not really though… I just… I was just scared.

Dr Hare: Hey, we all get scared. It’s Ok.

E: I just spend most of my time there.

Dr Hare: Kidnapped?

E: Scared.

Dr Hare: Oh.*pauses* You know that’s Ok, right?

E: It’s not…

Dr Hare: I mean that it’s not going to make me think less of you or anything. E, I… You’re my best friend. I’ll help you through. The fact that you’re scared isn’t going to scare me. We all have our struggles.*puts an arm around her and hugs her* We’ll work this out.

E: … *sniffs* I… Thank you. You’re too sweet… Thank you so much.

Dr Hare: *smiles* You’re welcome.

E: Harvey, I… I need to tell you something. I.. This is going to sound weird… but… I… Well…

Dr Hare: What is it?

E: I… *pauses* Never mind. You’ll think I’m being stupid.

Dr Hare: What?

E: … I missed Halloween. I didn’t want to, but I did and… I really wanted to try that double costume thing and maybe have a little party. Except…

Dr Hare: What?

E: I… Here’s the part where you’re going to think I’m stupid….

Dr Hare: What?

E: … Rose is too generic. I want to try River Song.

Dr Hare: *pauses, then grins* I’m down.

E: Really?

Dr Hare: Absolutely! That sounds awesome! Although I might need a fez….

E: … *hugs him suddenly*

Dr Hare: What is it?

E: It makes me happy when others share my fan-child ways, sorry.

Dr Hare: Oh. Well, no complaints here.

E: *Breaks away* What?

Dr Hare: *flushes* Never mind.

E: Well, I’d better go get ready. Thank you so much! *kisses him on the cheek giddily and scurries off*

Dr Hare: *rubs his cheek and smiles* No problem. No… No problem.

 

Yeah, that’s it. Hope you like it! Sorry it’s late and kinda lame. ._. I’m brain dead, sorry.

Ask the Villains #68, Worries and Plans

Hey guys, it’s me again. We still don’t have E back, but we figured we’d at least give you this AtV. Hope you guys like it.

 

Sporty Boa to DH: 1. You should get a bunny asap, it actually could help calm things down… Could.

Dr Hare: What is calm. Still, I am considering it. You know, when things aren’t totally chaos. I’ll get back to you.

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2. What would you name your bun bun once you get it?

Dr Hare: Probably Clover. It’s a good name for a bunny. *looks around and sighs* Yeah, anyways.

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To Everyone: 1. Plan on making some villain art for this month’s community creations?

Dr Hare: Um… I’m not much of a drawer, so… not really.

Black Widow: Maybe. Probably not.

Binary Bard: Nope.

Heather: Nah. I know Pop wanted to, so we’ll see.

(I wanna. So I probably will.)

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2. Started attending a public high school for the first time, any advice moving forward? (Why am I getting school advice from villains?)

Black Widow: Be calm and give it your best shot.

Dr Hare: Be sure you hang around good people.

Heather: Make sure you’re caught up on all your homework.

Binary Bard: Stay in school.

(Honestly, I don’t know why you’re asking the Villains, but hey, we try to give good advice.)

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Arleen to all: Now E’s kidnapped?! Ugh, that’s the last thing we need….

Dr Hare: Yeah… I’m honestly… Honestly pretty scared.

Black Widow: Honestly, I don’t think anyone could blame you. Mostly because I’m going to go in there and mess some ***s up.

Heather: Wid, please. Children read this.

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Despair to DH: Oh gosh… I’m so sorry. I know how you feel all too well right now….

Dr Hare: Yeah… I… I honestly don’t know what to do. I mean, I’ve got a few things that might be able to help, but I almost doubt it would do anything… I’m kind of useless, aren’t I? I just…  I want E back…


Arleen to DH: Er… Does Pop know about what’s going on with E, or…?

Dr Hare: He… No, he doesn’t. I… I sent him to Kat’s as soon as I could. I… I really don’t want him scared or hurt by something like this. But… I can’t protect him forever. Heck, I couldn’t protect E. But… I’ve got to try.

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Arleen to the Rulers: What’re your thoughts on all that’s been happening?

Avery: Not…. Not good.

Lucky Wing: But… I don’t know what we can do.

Nice Coyote: I’m coming over there and I’m going to crack some heads.

Robin: But-

Nice Coyote: And I’m bringing you with me because you know paranormal stuff.

Avery: But we have no way to get there.

Nice Coyote: Then someone call the bunny and tell him to get his fluffy face in gear and get us over there.

Neat Berry: Coyote, please calm down. You’ll get your blood pressure up again.

Lucky Wing: He’s trying, give him time.

Nice Coyote: … Fine. But Smiley, I’m coming after you. You have 5 days to redeem yourself. You’ve been warned.

Robin: Why 8 days?

Nice Coyote: Cause it sounded cool. Shut up.

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Despair to everyone except DH: How’re the rest of you taking this stuff…?

Black Widow: Someone is going to die.

Heather: Honestly, it’s kind of terrifying, not going to lie.

Binary Bard: I have a ray gun. Don’t know how much help it will be, but here I am.

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Arleen to BB: Got any tech that might help get everyone back?

Binary Bard: Um… I have a lot of stuff, but I don’t know if it’d work in this situation. Generally, I don’t work with demons…. Sorry Arleen. Wish I could help more…

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to all: Completely unrelated question, but what’re y’all’s stances on Pineapple pizza?

Dr Hare: It’s alright. I know E was a big fan.

Black Widow: Ew.

Binary Bard: Never really had it.

Heather: You mean Hawaiian?

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Arleen to DH: If carrot pizza were a thing, would you try it?

Dr Hare: I’ve already have had carrot pizza, and it’s pretty good.

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Arleen to all: What’s the plan for rescuing E and the others?

Binary Bard: We don’t really have one.

Black Widow: Minus break some heads.

Dr Hare: We’re kind of going with everyone else. I… I can’t think of anything… I’m sorry.

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Despair to all: First Fizz, then Vampi, now E… I’m not sure how much more stress I could take….

Dr Hare: Hey, I’m sure it’ll all work out. You’re doing great Despair. We’ll work this out.

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??? to all: Good luck on saving E you guys. I have faith in you.

Dr Hare: Thank you. I just… I just hope we get there on time.

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Kimiko to DH: DUDE. SHE SENT YOU A FREAKING KISSY FACE EMOJI. IT’S FREAKING OBVIOUS SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU.

Dr Hare: *turns bright pink* Whoa, hold up! Did you miss the part where I said that I don’t think she sent that message?! And the part where whoever it was called me “cutie”? Honestly, I’m kinda worried about it. Because it might mean that someone hacked her account. Or she actually sent me that message and made me a WordPress. The first one is kind of more likely… I just don’t know what to do.

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Kimiko to the Rulers: Guys, be glad you aren’t part of this dimensional chaos. Stay safe.
Nice Coyote: What is this “safe” you speak of.

Robin: You literally spent the last 3 days going into alleys and beating up gang members.

Nice Coyote: Hence my previous statement.

Lucky Wing: *coughs* Anyways, thank you Kimiko, we’re trying. Honestly, I almost wish I were involved. I wish I could help…

Avery: We all do Luck. But… *smiles sadly* there’s only so much we can do, isn’t there?

Neat Berry Yeah…

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Regarding other posts:
TAS to all with an obligatory meme Q: why do I keep getting mail for pepe sylvia

Black Widow: H**l no. I refuse to do this.

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TAS to all regarding the cheese Q: wrong, it’s nacho cheese
Pop: What’s a nacho?

Heather: And… I know what we’re doing tonight.

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Kimiko to DH: The plan’s in the latest ATG episode. Future vision helped me out.
Dr Hare: Sounds good… I… I just hope things go well.

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I don’t really have anything to end this, sorry. Sorry it’s so short… Feel free to send Qs. See you guys next time.

Trickery and Capture

E: *lying apathetically on living room floor* Gosh darn it. *calls* Harvey! Dr Hare: *pokes his head in* Yeah? E: How do I life? Dr Hare: Um… E: *sits up* Be in a musical, I said. It’ll be fun, I said. And here I am! Dr Hare: Is it fun? E: Heck yes. But also […]

via Trickery — Adventures of Arleen and Friends

Ok, so… We might be in trouble.

E was captured by an alternate Arleen, probably for Smiley’s master plan. I’m really worried about her, so I’m trying to set up a plan.

I guess I’m on charge of the AtV… I got a weird email the other night. I didn’t make this WordPress, but someone made me the account. Here’s the email.

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I don’t think E sent that. Or the other Arleen. I’m looking into it…

Anyways, E’s not here, so… We’ll see what happens. Wish us luck.

Well, I’m an Idiot.

So, um…

Did you know I’ve had this blog 2 years now?

Ok, I’m not going to lie, I completely forgot. I totally forgot my own blogiversary. I only remembered it was today because WordPress told me. Mistakes were made. At any rate, I’ll see what I can do. Last year I did a poll and it was kinda lame. Mostly because I forgot to finish. Anyways, I’m thinking I’ll write something for y’all. I know now isn’t the best time, with so much going on in the Q&A community, but… whoops, life happened. So, in short…

What do you want to know about the AtV universe?

Ask me about something that happened and I’ll see if I can write it up. Do something like how two characters met or why this one thing happens, or whatever you can think of. (Also if you could send Qs to the AtV that would be great!) I’m gonna conclude, because not gonna lie, today sucked for me, I want it over, and I’m tired. G’night all. Happy bloggiversary to me! 🎉

 

PS, please enjoy a picture of Robin, who I drew for Inktober. (I’m really behind…)

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Ask the Villains #67, Whoops.

Hey guys.

Yeah, I know, I’m sorry it’s so late. It’s been nearly a month, but I’m back. And I’ll keep things going, promise. I can work this. It’ll be constant. I got this. I’ve been swamped with practices, (we’re on crunch time) homework and the such. Althought I did discover that BTS is perfect for working on Homework. Also, the other thing that’s been eating up my time is a new(ish) character I’ve been working on. Not for the AtV, just for myself. I love her to pieces but I don’t know if I can include her in this. She’s a little… OP. She’s not as Mary Sue as she was in my first idea, but it’s still taking some work. I’ll get back to you on this.

 

Vampi to E: Even if you haven’t played Undertale, you at least have to have seen gameplay of it. Heck, I could tell you everything about Undertale and I’ve never played it!

E: I’m going to have to pass you up on that one. Because I do want to play it, I just have yet to. I’m getting there I know quite a bit, I just… well… need the time. I’ll ask for it for Christmas or something, who knows. I’ll get back to you on this.

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Itch to DH: Yo, if you need an easier time fetching E from a dimension, I’ve got a portal room y’all can borrow.

Dr Hare: Thank you, I do appreciate that. But… I think she’ll be fine? Honestly, for now, I’m more concerned about how and why it happens… But really, thank you.

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TAS to all who answered the cheese question: what kind of cheese, tho

E: *cries internally* 3 more months…

Pop: Cheddar!

Dr Hare: Mozzarella?

Black Widow: Don’t care.

Binary Bard: I don’t know.

Heather: Swiss, I guess.

E: Pizza. I miss pizza.

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Not regarding post:
Muse and Scarlett to everyone: Life is Fun by TheOdd1sOut ft. Boyinaband. Give it a listen. Tell us what you think.

E: WE ARE YOUNG! LIFE IS FUN!

Dr Hare: E knows it.

E: WE’RE GONNA MAKE THE MOST OF IT, MAKE THE MOST OF IT, MAKE THE MOST OF IT!

Black Widow: Enjoy it while it lasts.

(I am a die hard Odd1sOut fan. DIE. HARD)

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Vampi to anyone: So I heard that they made a Total Drama spinoff that also includes a character from that old show 6teen. I gave a few episodes a watch. Highly recommend. Cartoon Network, btw.

E: I’ll add it to the list. The loooooong list.

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Zoe to E: Hiiiiii. You have a beautiful name. 😀

E: *blushes* Aw… Thank you. You do too. Mine is just kinda long, and I got so sick of it being mispronounce or mispelled, I just started going by E. It’s easier this way… Thank you tho! I love your name, it’s really cute.

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Zoe to DH: Do you own any pet bunnies?

Dr Hare: Not yet. I’m hoping to get one once things calm down a little. Plus, we already have a cat for the time being. At least, until we send him back.

E: Which we should probably do, but at the same time…

Pipsqueak: Mew!

E: Case in point.

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Zoe to BW: Do you like spiders? Why?

Black WIdow: I mean, I guess. I’m a little tired of this Q though.

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Zoe to BB: What’s it like being a robot?

Binary Bard: Not too bad. It’s different, but I rather like it. It’s definitely better than being dead.

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Zoe to everyone: Do you all think spirits are cool?

E: Yes. Unless they’re trying to kill you. Which is true for all creatures, living or otherwise. You’re way cool tho. And also not trying to kill me. Both good things.

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Zoe to everyone again: Am I asking too many questions? I’ll stop now…

E: Pff, nah. No such thing as too many Qs.

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Arleen to all: Hey guys! I’m back for real this time. Sorry to worry y’all.

E: I missed you! Please never be kidnapped again!

Dr Hare: Wait, what happened?

E: Weeeeeeeeeellllll…. Arleen got captured and a doppelganger took her place and it was a really bad day all around.

Dr Hare: Oh. *pauses* I need to set up better security now.

E: I’m thinking like the anti-death-eater measures.

Dr Hare: That makes sense. I’ll go set some stuff up.

E: Thank yu.

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Arleen to A: You can talk out of that stone now? Geez, I really did miss a lot.

E: Yeah, you really did.

A: I mean, I guess. No one cares about me much.

E: Hush, I’m talking to you now. I don’t want the others to know, they might… Overreact. Harvey’s already worried that you’re going to get out if Violet doesn’t come and get you soon.

A: Who the h**l is Violet?

E: … Long story. Tell you later.

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Fizzson to all: This has been kind of a subject at AAaF recently, so… What’re your guys’ thoughts on there being countless AU versions of yourselves?

Dr Hare: It’s pretty cool. Although…

E: *lets out an almost hysterical laugh* Are you kidding? I’ve been worried sick that something is going to happen and an evil version of one of us is gonna wreck us all! It just about happened to you guys! I’ve met good versions of us, like Ele and Lucky and the such, but I’m worried that… You know?

Black Widow: I haven’t met anyone yet.

Binary Bard: Same, really.

Heather: It’s pretty cool.

Pop: I wanna meet another me!

E: I want a million dollars.

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Lucian to LW: Would you happen to have a lucky feather, from the wing of something? owo

Lucky Wing: No, not really… I mean, I do have wings… and I do have a raven’s feather up my memory chest. That has significant meaning to me. But no, Lucky Wing is my hero name, not my actual name. Well, it’s my middle name, that’s why I use it. Hope that answers your question.

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Katrina to all: Favorite breed of cat, if chu have a favorite?

E: I love all cats.

Pop: You only have two.

E: ALL THE CATS

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Fizzson to the rulers: I’m assuming you all went to Superpower at some point. In which case, who among you got the power to fly and play superhero?

Lucky Wing: Ah, I was waiting for this one. *looks at Neat Berry* You are the scientist, would you like to explain?

Neat Berry: I… I guess… Well, we all were there that day, but only Lucky gained the power of flight. The rest of us got other powers, such as super strength for Coyote. It’s rather mysterious, I don’t really understand it.

Robin: Aren’t you an animal scientist?

Neat Berry: Yes.

Nice Coyote: Does that mean you could study Ro?

Robin: Rude.

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Arleen to BB: Did you ever rebuild your giant mech after it was destroyed?

Binary Bard: Not that one in particular, but I have created smaller ones, if that counts for something.

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Arleen to Heather: No one’s sent you a Q in a while. How’ve you been?

Heather: Pretty good! Nothing much has happened to me. Honestly, I sometimes think I have the most normal and boring life here. And I live with villains and my brother is a reformed villain. So yeah. Life is weird.

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Fizzson to all: This was a fun question, so I’m asking it to you guys. If you were in a fantasy Rpg, what would your character class be?

Pop: Warrior!

E: … *walks over to the couch, picks up a blanket and covers herself with it*

Binary Bard: Bard warforged. *sighs* This is ridiculous.

Black Widow: Rogue.

Heather: Cleric, I think.

Dr Hare: I guess I’d be a wizard or something. E, why are you hiding?

E: *uncovers her head* Many reasons.

Binary Bard: Don’t you play D&D every Saturday?

E: Yes. Therein lies the problem.

Black Widow: Why? What do you play?

E: *Pauses* Well… everyone else on the Q&A blogs says I’d be likely to play a half-elf bard/rogue… And it it were me, I might be… But… In actuality…

Dr Hare: What?

E: … I’m not explaining until the 11 year old moldable son of mine leaves.

Pop: Aw… *walks off*

(Hey, just a warning, if you’re easily triggered or sensitive to violence, you should probably skip the rest of this Q. Just saying.)

(Oh,  and a good way to do that if to use the “find in page” button and put in congrats!)

E: Well… I play a mentally deranged Tiefling barbarian, who multiclassed into bard because she was folk hero.

Heather: When you say mentally deranged….

E: She… well, her name is Happy. She’s permanently happy.

Black Widow: Even when she’s killing people?

E: Especially when she’s killing people. She may have at one point jumped out a window and… used a couple of corpses as sock puppets.

*long pause*

Heather: Wow. She sounds… demented.

E: In my defense, I had failed 5 perception checks in a row and I needed to do something! And no, she’s not demented. Well, she is, but not on purpose. She’s almost got this innocent happiness, everything makes her happy! That’s just how she is.

Binary Bard: Aren’t tieflings supposed to be super demonic and… angsty, for lack of a better term?

E: Yes. She was created to be anti-stereotypical and hilarious. I succeeded for the record. Also, she was raised by elves, so she thinks she’s an elf.

Dr Hare: Wouldn’t she notice that she was aging faster than her family?

E: She’s oblivious.

Black Widow: Takes after her player.

E: I heard that.

Heather: Why do you play her?

E: She’s my favorite character I’ve ever played to be honest, she’s way fun to play. Always happy, super buff, not too bright and more than willing to do dumb things. Like, really dumb things. So much fun…

Black Widow: You’re demented.

E: A little bit. Maybe a lot bit.

Dr Hare: … I finally figured out why you were Ok with hanging out with us.

E: *grins* You’re welcome.

(Congrats! Honestly, you didn’t really miss much, so don’t sweat it.)

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Fizzson to anyone who’s interested: What’s your favorite moment from a QnA, whether that be AtG, AtV, or AAaF?

E: … HOLY SNAP I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING

Pop: Does this include Kat’s AtG?

E: Yeah, it does. I’m pretty sure it’s not on the list because it started back up pretty recently and I took forever on this AtV episode… So shoot guys.

Black Widow: When E here finally admitted to having a crush.

E: Shut it…

Binary Bard: I’m not sure to be honest.

Pop: When Kat threw me a birthday party!

E: When Despair told Fizz how she felt about him. It was so cute…

Dr Hare: I liked doing the crossovers.

*pause*

E: That was easy.

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The Dolphin Violinist: Do you wanna build a snowman?

E: COME ON LET’S GO AND PLAY!

(All I need to say here is this.)

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Like animal crossing?

(Have yet to play, I’m sorry! Work in progress, I really wanna play it! Soon!)

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Design an OC…GO!

(I decided to take this one on myself instead and am now designing one who will show up in the AtV one day. I’ll get back to you on this tomorrow.)  

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Marvel or DC

All: Marvel.

Pop: And Batman.

E: And Batman.

(No Infinity War spoilers in the comments please, or I’ll be forced to delete the comment and hit you with a blow dart.)

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Seen Big Hero 6 the Series?

E: Working on it… I really want to see it. It sounds amazing. It’s on the list.

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DuckTales anyone?

E: *sighs* The list lengthens even more.

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Fav video game? (ssbb 4 life)

E: I love Brawl! Although my favorite is still Pop for the time being.

Pop: Yay! My favorite is Mario Kart tho.

Dr Hare: Smash, I think.

Binary Bard: *shrugs* I don’t know, I like a lot of games.

Black Widow: Shockingly, I’m not a nerd, so I don’t really have one.

Heather: Mine is probably Mario Party tho.

*long pause*

Binary Bard: Doesn’t that one cause rioting in the streets and destruction of friendships?

Heather: Not if you play it with a bunch of good losers.

E: Can I come play with you?

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What is your go to topping for sandwiches and pizza?

E: I like miracle whip.

Dr Hare: Really? Mayo is better.

E: Is not.

Dr Hare: It so is.

E: It so isn’t!

Dr Hare: No, it really is!

Pop: They’re both good. Stop arguing.

E: … Ok, that’s fair.

Black Widow: I swear these Qs are way too random…

Heather: I like pepperoni.

Pop: On pizza or sandwiches?

Heather: Both.

Dr Hare: Um… anyways, I do like carrots, I guess.

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How does one go fast?

Pop: By running.

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What does the fox say?

E: *large inhale* RING DING DING DIND DINGA DING ADING!

Dr Hare: How do you know all these songs?

E: This one my dad put on our playlist when I was 12. Also, I am fox, hear me roar.

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Have you seen Rise of the Teenage Mutant ninja turtles? I highly suggest it, its actually quite good. 🐢

E: It’s on the list. At this point, I think I just need a sign that says “It’s on the list.” Because it is a long list.

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Despair to all: Hi. So um… If you don’t know, I’m kinda leading the AAaF for a bit alongside Arleen. Fizz is… Kinda tied up at the moment. E can probably explain if you need her to….

E: Yeah, no kidding. So, Fizz and Vampi got abducted by Smiley recently and I am deeply concerned and we are setting up a retrieval squad as soon as physically possible.

Dr Hare: Holy cow… That’s not good.

Black Widow: … Bring it on.

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Arleen to E: Hey, you okay? With Fizz being… Y’know… I can’t imagine you’re taking it too well either.

E: I… I’m fine. Really worried albeit, but… *swallows* It’ll be fine. I’m kind of worried that… That someone I care about will be next… Or I’ll be next… But I’m probably being ridiculous. I… I’ll be careful. It’ll be fine. We’ll find Smiley and it’ll all work out… *hands start shaking and she hides them behind her back* It’ll all work out.

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Arleen to all: Coffee, tea, or both?

Dr Hare: Coffee.

Dr Hare: Tea.

Heather: Red bull.

E: Sugar. Because caffeine gives me headaches.

Black Widow: Coffee.

Director D: Tea, if you please.

E: Do you like it shaken, or stirred?

Director D: …

E: *finger guns*

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Riapsed to E: How’s your acting career been going?

E: Pretty good! I’m in the chorus of Cinderella right now, plus I’m in a couple of one act plays, so that’s super fun! I love my job.

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Arleen to DH: Do you still have the Rabbot, or any version of it?

Dr Hare: Yeah, I do, actually. It’s my van right now, namely because I want to keep low profile. As much as I love giant robots, I-

E: *zips over* You watch that show?

Dr Hare: What?

E: Megas XLR.

Dr Hare: No.

E: … Darn. It’s hard to find other people who watch a show from 2004 that you can’t find on Netflix or Hulu.

Dr Hare: … OK then.

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Arleen to BW: What’s your thoughts on all the stuff that’s been happening lately?

Black Widow: My thoughts? Bring it. *sips coffee*

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Mimi to all: Favorite song writer or singer?

(I’ll get back to you on this one.)

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Smiley to all: Ȋ̸̯̹̅ẗ̶͚̳ ̷̳̕ḧ̴̪̦́a̸͓̋́s̷͚̆̃͜ ̷͎͈́͑b̴̺̚e̵̪̍̃g̸̢̰͑͂u̸͉̯̍͊n̸͓͉͊͆.̵̤̊͝ͅ.̶̣͑̄.̴̲̉̆ͅ ̵̛͔͕͠=̶̓͒ͅͅ)̶͕̗̎̈

E: *slams hands on table* You know what?! That’s it. I am coming after you, you three legged dog. You. Do. Not. Hurt my friends. NO ONE hurts my friends. It is on. You are so dead. *She stalks off*

*silence*

Binary Bard: Note to never tick off E or hurt someone she cares about.

Pop: Yeah…

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Incredible Kat to all: Why is every NPC in Poptropica like 20+, but pop is only 11??? CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

E: Conspiracies!

Pop: Huh?

Dr Hare: It’s because the game is 11 years old and Pop is a physical representation of the game, where as the people from the game are-

E: *puts a finger to his lips* Shh shh shh. Let the conspiracies happen.

Dr Hare: But-

E: Shh.

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To Dr. Hare: RELATIONSHIP GOALS. You and E are so CUUUUTEEEEE. I ship it till the day I die.

Dr Hare: *blushes* Well, we really aren’t a couple. We’re… we’re just friends. She’s really… Really something. I honestly think… I think she’s amazing. I’d love to be in a relationship with her, but… I don’t know if she’d go for that. I can hope. Someday I’ll ask her, really, I will. But… She’s got a lot on her mind, I don’t think now is the time.

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Black Widow: Human Anatomy tips?

Black Widow: Look at people. Practice. Practice a lot. Ask for help. Look at other people’s work. Get a teacher. Watch a video. Practice.

E: And hands are evil.

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Binary Bard: K, so if you AREN’T afraid of doors, how about swivel doors? Cat doors? REFRIGERATOR DOORS???????

Binary Bard: … no.

E: What about ceiling fans?

Binary Bard: Uh, no.

E: Oh. Never mind then.

Binary Bard: Why do you ask?

E: Because I’m currently replacing all the ceiling fans with normal lights.

Binary Bard: Why?

E: Do you really want to know?

Binary Bard: I do now.

E: … sorry. *Leaves*

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Pop: Hiya, kid! Air hug! I miss you!

Pop: I miss you too! You should come visit again! Momma, can Aunty Kat visit?

E: I don’t see why not. Except that I’m busy. And that’s minor. So yes.

Pop: Yay!

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Heather: What’s your opinion on pie?

Heather: I like pie. What kind of pie?

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Director D: Still bald, as usual, I’d assume. (I’m never going to stop teasing you, so don’t ask.)

Director D: Very well, then I shall come deal with you myself.

E: D NO DON’T YOU DARE

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Captain Crawfish: Wait. Did you guys find him yet? I forgot.

E:  No, we haven’t. We thought we knew where he was, but we were wrong, so… that went great.

Dr Hare: I told you that you didn’t have to come.

E: Yes, but I wanted to. I don’t regret it.

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E: Any new fandoms you’ve discovered? I need some more books to read.

E: Uh… I know you’ve read Percy Jackson, everyone’s heard of Harry Potter and y’all know I like Artemis Fowl… Alcatraz and the Evil Librarians is really good! I’ve only read the first book so far, but I love it. I hear very good things about Brandon Sanderson.

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To all again: Anyone miss me? Of course you did, I’m amazing.

E: I missed you!

Black Widow: Who is this?

E: It’s Kat.

Black Widow: Oh. Ok.

E: -_- I quit life.

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To all yet again: Halloween costumes? (What are you guys going as?)

Black Widow: A dead person. I’m going to hand out candy.

Binary Bard: I’m sticking with myself for now.

Pop: I want to be The Greatest Showman!

E: *whispers* Who’s going to tell him that movie isn’t even remotely historically accurate?

Dr Hare: I’m not going to tell him.

Director D: I am not dressing up.

Heather: I’m going to a party as a vampire. I’m cheap.

E: I’m going to be Rose Tyler, Harvey’s going to be the Tenth Doctor. Pop was going to be something from Doctor Who, but we couldn’t convince him. So yeah.

Binary Bard: So it’s a couple cosplay?

E: *turns bright pink* Is not! It’s just… just a Halloween thing we’re doing together because you guys wouldn’t dress up with us!

Black Widow: *smirks* You sure that’s the only reason?

E: Yes! *red* Y’all are the worst.

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To all AGAIN: Duckies ftw!!!!! ;p

E: Duckies FTW! Were you reading the old AtR posts? Memo to self, burn those.

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estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to E and/or/preferably with Dr hare: Ok first off, I go to school now, yay! Back to point, I reeeaaallly ship my friend with her old crush and I am VERY sure she still likes him and her old crush likes her back. Also they’re my #2 OTP, my first being you two.

E: Welcome to chaos- I mean school! Aw, that’s sweet. Well, I definitely approve shipping.

Dr Hare: Did you read the last line?

E: I was getting there, why do you- *turns pink* OH.

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: … Bye. *runs off*

Dr Hare: Uh… Ok then. Thank you.

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To all: Tomorrow I am going to a 3-day 2-nights field trip, fun and all, but NO PHONES ALLOWED. How can I survive?!

E: Bring a sketchbook and notebook and the such. Bring a deck of cards, always have cards.

Dr Hare: Didn’t you take your phone with you last time you went of one of these trips?
E: That was an accident.

Black Widow: She did that twice.

E: The second time wasn’t. But I never used it and I still had a ton of fun! Just try to enjoy yourself, I bet it’ll be great.

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Dr Hare: *walks in* Guys, I’m home.

E: *looks up from the couch* Hi.

Dr Hare: *stops dead* E?!

E: Yes. Last I checked.

Dr Hare: I haven’t seen you in a week.

E: I know… I texted you, but… I’ve been really busy at practice, I’m sorry.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok. I-

E: What’s the silly nickname we came up for Pop?

Dr Hare: Uh, Poppie, why?

E: *breathes a sigh of relief* Ok, it’s the real you. I… I’ve been worried sick that…

Dr Hare: That a fake one of our friends is trying to get us to let our guard down? I know, I’ve been worrying about it too.

E: How come you didn’t ask me anything then?

Dr Hare: Because if it weren’t the real you, you wouldn’t have know about the nickname.

E: *smiles* That’s fair. Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult or anything, I just…

Dr Hare: It’s Ok to be worried something bad is going to happen. I’m worried about the same thing.

E: First Fizz, than Vampi… Who’s next?! Kat?! I’m going to hit someone with a freaking stove.

Dr Hare: Hey, we’ll figure it out, I’m sure. If we’re careful, it’ll be fine.

E: I hope so. Everything is on hold, I swear. What are we going to do…

Dr Hare: Same thing we always do. *offers her a hand* Fake it til we make it.

E: *smiles* You are the best. *takes his hand and stands up* Let’s go do something. It’s been so long since I’ve just gone and done something fun.

Dr Hare: *smiles* I’d like that.

 

There you go. You’ll see what’s going to happen next ssssssooooooooonnn *cackles* Honestly, what will probably happen is I’ll watch more BTS and never finish this stupid homework assignment. But whatever. Wish me luck.

Ask the Villains #66, Don’t deal with the Devil

No, this AtV isn’t about Cuphead, I just wanted to make a joke about 666. Because that’s been around longer. I haven’t played Cuphead. (Heck, I haven’t even played Undertale. I’m a bad person.) Anyways, this AtV is a little… well, I was tired. While writing all of it. For a week. I might need more sleep.

… Nah!

Anyways, let’s hop to it, I hope you enjoy!

 

Arleen to E: Heya! Sorry about not sending Qs last time. I’m fine, don’t worry.

E: … I worry.

.Fizzson to E: Someone gives you a notebook and the first thing you think of is a Death Note? Geez….

E: Sorry… my actual first thought was a DerpNote, which is a silly parody my friends and I thought up. But I didn’t want to explain, cause I was in a rush last week. Because… that happens. Plus I’m a morbid little flower Fizz, who are we kidding.

.Arleen to A: So, I guess you’re getting Qs now? Huh. That’s neat.

A: Yay. You can tell I’m being sarcastic because, oh wait, this sucks! @$&# this.

E: Oh be nice.

A: No way in-

E: *closes the box lid* Ok then! Yes, A can take Qs now. How she can talk through the stone, I dunno, but it’s rather muffled and generally not nice, but there you go.

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Smiley to A: Such a shame, you getting trapped in that rock like that. Perhaps one day that may change….

A: YEAH LIKE THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN

E: Not with that attitude Missy.

A: @#$& you.

E: Stop cursing before I gag you.

A: You’re not my real mom.

E: Thankfully…

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Fizzson to all: What’s the strangest thing anyone’s ever said to you?

Dr Hare: I got asked if I was a model once.

E: I can kinda see that happening…

Black Widow: I got hit on by a girl at Subway once.

Pop: I’m a video game.

Director D: …

Binary Bard: I got told I made a very pretty girl once.

E: Was that the time when PC made you wear a dress so you guys could sneak into a prison?  

Binary Bard: Yeah. That was a weird day.

E: I’m not denying that.

Dr Hare: That was really a weird day.

E: I mean, it worked.

Binary Bard: -_- Moving on…

E: Right, sorry.

Heather: I am deeply concerned for you all. Well, the weirdest thing said to me was when one of my classmates dared me to eat a frog.

E: Ew.

Dr Hare: What were you doing?

Heather: Dissecting frogs.

E: Weirdest thing anyone’s told me involved a murder happy tiefling that does so much murder being PG is out the window. So moving on…

(If you’re really curious, email me. I just didn’t want to risk scaring somebody.)

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Fizzson to E: You know Crawfish is over in Kat’s universe, so what’s stopping you from hopping over and fetching him?

E: Dimensional trouble. I can’t go places as often as I’d like and even if I get to, I’d better have a place to stay. Then there’s school, plus practice, and the fact that I’m rarely even here anymore… I’m so busy I almost want to cry. And also the fact that I don’t actually know if he’s there. I was looking into it, he might not actually be there! He straight up could be in a different place. I… I don’t know anymore! I’m freaking out guys! I… I ended up asking everyone to have a tracking device on them at all times. Even me. Just in case… this happens again… I’m sorry, I’m the worst… I… I’m scared. For everyone. I just… I just want things to be Ok…

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Fizzson to DH: How’re the fixes for dimensional issues coming along?

Dr Hare: … Poorly. It’s kind of complicated, but there’s some really weird going on. Basically… there’s some dimensional rift that’s making it incredibly difficult to figure out what’s happening. I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m worried that… that something is going to happen. I’m keeping close eye on everyone. E had the right idea, using tracking devices just in case. I’m kind of worried… who knows what’s going to happen next.

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Arleen to all: What would you say is the biggest mistake of your life?

Dr Hare: Definitely my scheming to take over the world.

Binary Bard: Agreed.

E: I regret not travelling more on Poptropica, but I think I had a good reason to be honest…

Black Widow: I think I left my oven on.

E: Are you serious?

Black Widow: What do you think?

E: … I’m not sure what I think anymore.

Heather: I regret not getting into college sooner.

Pop: I have no regrets!

E: … That’s how we should live our lives y’all.

(Who’s to say my entire life isn’t already a mistake? *finger guns* Aaaaaaannndd… Cue internal screaming.)

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Fizzson to DH (Again): What’re your thoughts on this whole double date we’ve been planning?

Dr Hare: I’m… honestly, really excited for it! I’m kinda surprised El would ask me though. I mean, we’ve known each other for a while… And I definitely like her… I’m just surprised she would even consider asking me. This is exciting. I’m looking forward to it. I just hope nothing catastrophic happens. Because with my luck… Well… Yeah, anyways. I’m excited! Can’t wait!

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??? to BB: Well, you’re officially the toughest major Poptropica villain I’ve fought. I had to try and beat you for… A lot longer then I care to admit. -_-

Binary Bard: Yeah.. Sorry there…I was close, not denying it…

(Heh heh… Heh… I wanted to throw my computer.)

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QS
1. Funniest thing you’ve ever done

Heather: I threw a Red Bull out a window and it hit my English teacher in the head. It was only funny because he had a good sense of humor.

Dr Hare: Who the heck gave you Red Bull?

E: Someone with a death wish if you react to it the same way Harvey does.

Heather: Hence the throwing out a window. I was aiming for a trash can…

Binary Bard: I set myself on fire once. Twice.

Black Widow: Ha ha, no. I’m not telling.

E: Wid pls,

Black Widow: No.

E: You’re almost as bad as D.

Black Widow: He didn’t even show up.

E: I said almost.

Dr Hare: I was a comedian for a week. Here’s the funny bit, I was terrible at it.

E: Aw, I bet you weren’t that bad… Let’s see, the funniest thing that happened to me was… the AtV. No question.

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2. Ever seen Dolphin Tale

Binary Bard: We’ve heard of it. Have yet to see it though.

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3. What your Webkinz name (not in a weird way I just want to friend you..)

E: Ha ha… Wonder how fast I can burn the account. In all honesty, the account is dead. It’s deeeeaaaaadddd. Plus, it’s got quite a bit of personal information about my face. Sorry sis, still trying to burn the past…

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4. Have any American Girls

E: I do, bought one when I was 12. Still have her. Don’t use her much tho.

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5. You like cheese

Dr Hare: Sure.

Binary Bard: It’s alright.

Black Widow: Meh.

Pop: I like cheese!

Heather: Not bad.

E: I’m dairy free… have been since May…

Pop: Aw man…

E: I know kiddo. I know.

(The struggle is real tho.)

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6. You like jazz

E: Is this a meme?

Dr Hare: Yeah, it’s not bad, although I prefer pop music. Most of us do, to be honest.

E: I just know this is a meme.

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7. One food you would eat for the rest of your life (chicken strips for the wiiinnn..though I can’t chew them for awhile…*CRIES*)

E: Toast y’all! Except then I would die of starvation. So toast and sandwiches. And bacon. I’m set.

Dr Hare: Carrots. That was kind of obvious, sorry.

Black Widow: I like truffles, I guess.

Heather: I love chocolate. I’m sold on that.

Pop: Pancakes!

Binary Bard: I don’t need to eat that much… but definitely spaghetti.

(I am so sorry that you can’t eat them tho. Trust me, I know how that feels. Sometimes my teeth hurt so much I can’t eat. It’ll get better, promise.) 

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E: Aw, congrats to him! He’s not much older than Harvey to be honest.

Dr Hare: 3 years.

E: We’re 4 years apart. What’s your point?

Dr Hare: 3 and a half, but fair enough.

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Honestly, I wish I had a little something for the end here, but no, I don’t. I’ve been working hard on the next plot point, which took some finagling. A lot, actually. I’ll get back to you on this, promise next AtV will be better.

Ask the Villains #65, what is life

 Welcome to the incredibly late are! I’m going to be honest guys, updates with the AtV are going to be sporadic to say the least… I’m really sorry, bit I’m dissolving the schedule, at least until things calm down. Then it’ll all go back to normal. Hope you enjoy!

 

(I had a lovely intro here involving E not showing up for a week and then coming back with apologies and cookies, but… I accidently deleted it, so enjoy what I have.)

 

Missed Qs

The Dolphin Violinist: Is poptropica hard? Like is it just an amped up version of Webkinz and Bearville combined? Or is it like…to the DEATH 😅

E: I’ve never actually heard of Bearville… So I Googled it. And since it was a lot like Webkinz, I’m just gonna go off that. And your answer is… No. Poptropica is nothing like them. I found Webkinz and Poptropica about the same time and I only play one now. Webkinz is a virtual pet game, Poptropica is a puzzle game, mostly. There’s some luck, strategy and skill too. No pets, sadly, but that’s probably for the best because I’m pretty sure all my Moshi Monsters are dead and my Webkinz have been hibernating since 2013. I’m really bad at taking care of virtual things. Mostly cause they can’t meow at me when they’re hungry, like Pipsqueak here.

Pipsqueak: Mew?

E: … Did I ever call the Rulers to tell them we have their cat?

Pipsqueak: Mew?

E: … Right, you’re a cat. You can’t talk. Harvey!

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Listen to 2 things from the Piano Guys

  1. Flicker
  2. Indiana Jones theme

(I’ll get back to you on this…)

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??? to Pop: So you’re like the living embodiment of a whole other world? That’s weird, but cool at the same time.

Pop: Yup!

Dr Hare: Actually, I’d like to clarify something real quick, Pop is the living embodiment of a video game. The video game itself has dimensions based around it, which is where we came from.

Pop: I’m confused.

E: Go ask your dad.

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??? to DD: I gotta say, the fight with you was pretty cool, but getting to it was… Kinda frustrating….

Director D: I hear that a lot. They fear me.

E: -_- Why are you like this.

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Arleen to all: Favorite character from books, tv shows, movies, or games? (Sorry if this was already asked.)

E: Ooh, that’s a toughie…lemme think…

Black Widow: Black Widow from the Marvel movies.

Director D: James Bond, I suppose.

Heather: I like Holly Short, from Artemis Fowl.

E: Ooh, me too! I… I can’t think of anything…

Dr Hare: I like the Doctor, he’s pretty cool.

E: I guess I’ll say Alex. Because Boyfriend of the Dead. Or Alex from Minecraft. I have a problem.

Pop: I like Lloyd from Ninjago! He was a bad guy, then he changed! Like Dad and Mister Mordred and Mister D and Aunt Charlotte… and Mister Crawfish!

E: I still gotta find him… dang I’m the worst…

Dr Hare: Hang on… Dad?

Pop: Yeah! You’re the best dad! *Hugs him and runs off*

Black Widow: He takes after his mother, that one.

E: Meaning what?

Black Widow: Precocious and loves Hare.

E: Hey!

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Normal Qs here

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Vampi to E: Honey Lemon… You saying that makes me think of Honey Melon from Melancholy on Webtoon.

E: No, it’s Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6. Although… I feel like I’ve read Melancholy at some point… It sounds familiar…

(Yeah… I’ve read it and am caught up. It’s good! And very PG15. Very. I don’t recommend it to the younger readers of the AtV or the remotely innocent.)

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Vampi to E again: Guess who else is working on their permit? This dude…

E: Nice! Having gone through every part of that except getting an actual license, I think you got this. *Pauses* Mind you, I had to leave whenever they showed gruesome videos so that I didn’t get the dry heaves. But trust me, I learned. It’s a little scary at first, but you pick it up.

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Itch to all: If we’re starting a nuclear war, it’s already obvious I’ve won.

E: Wait, why are we starting a war? Especially when we’ve… *smirks* got a Wid.

Black Widow: Yeah, whatever.

E: … Fine, I’ll just set Coyote on em. She’s like a nuclear warhead on her own.

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Futaba and Prulienne to E: iPhone is better than Android. Siri is superior. Unless you have an Amazon Echo. THEN PLAY SKYRIM ON IT.

E: Duel me. I’m an Android user. Honestly, I don’t really care either way, minus the fact that Android has the same plug in as my MP3 player, so I don’t need extra cords. Boom. But it’s also all I have and beggars can’t be choosers.

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Junko to A: Hey, there. Ya like despair? You’d love hanging out with me.

A: Not really. Mostly because she lied to me. And now I’m trapped in a rock. So **** you.

(Why do I have so many characters trying so hard to break the rules…)

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Vampi to all: Fun fact, since I got a new school-issued iPad, the Google keyboard keeps autocorrecting Vampi to Vampire. Gboard plz.

E: Sounds right. My Gboard has it added in the personal dictionary, try that. It saves lives and time.

(You think a Gboard is bad? My new phone has an LG board and I’m this close to pitching it out a window… Not the phone, just the keyboard.)

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Fizzson to all: Just a warning, you may be getting a few less Qs from us then usual. Arleen didn’t wanna send some this week for some reason.

E: WHAT

Dr Hare: That’s perfectly fine-

E: WHAT HAPPENED DO I NEED TO HIT SOMEBODY

Dr Hare: E, please calm down.

E: I AM SO CALM RIGHT NOW

Dr Hare: E-

E: I JUST NEED TO KNOW ARLEEN IS OK, ALRIGHT

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Fizzson to E: Ninjago has ten seasons? Geez… I’ve only seen up to season 5.

E: Season 3 for me… I’m so behind…  

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Mimi to all: How good at singing would you all say you are? Scale of 1 to 10.

(Let’s go with 10 is highest and 1 is lowest, just to save from confusion.)

E: I’m a zero.

Dr Hare: She is not. I’d give her a solid 9.

E: *flushes* Am not…

Black Widow: Whatever E. I think I’m about a 6.

Binary Bard: I don’t know… probably about a 7?

Heather: I guess I’m a 7.5. Maybe a 8? I dunno.

Dr Hare: I’m maybe a 4.

E: 400 maybe.

Dr Hare: Out of 10?

E: Have you heard your own voice?

Dr Hare: Yes, but-

E: 10 outta 10 for Harvey. No question.

Dr Hare: *blushes* Well, I don’t know that I’d-

E: I know it! *hugs him* Your voice is awesome. Anyways, Pop?

Pop: I dunno. I’m 10. I got nothing.

E: 11 now! *Hugs him too* Happy birthday month buddy!

Pop: Yay!

(There will be a birthday post, don’t worry!)

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Fish to E: *Gives notebook and pen to E* Keep this with you at all time, I’ve even thought about the hypothetical “What is this thing?” With a message in the book sleeve.

E: … Is it the Deathnote? Or to write people’s sins?! Or is this for something more sinister?

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Editor Fizz to E: Fish’s “Q” is something I had laying around that I completely forgot about ’till now. Refer to AAaF #23 for context.

E: Ooooooohhhhh… Right, that makes sense. It was the memory Q…

Dr Hare: Memory Q?

E: I’ve got a bad memory. Always have. I don’t really remember most of my childhood to be honest… Or what happened yesterday, unless it was really significant. I have a calendar on my phone so I don’t miss appointments. And… I still do. I remember some things, but not everything.

Dr Hare: Do you remember how we met?

E: Yes, I’d say that was significant.

Dr Hare: *pauses* Fair enough.

E: I remember most things, sorta. I know what’s happened in the past year, even if sections are fuzzy. Oh well, not much happens to me.

Dr Hare: I’m sorry…

E: Eh, it’s Ok, it happens. Oh well. Let’s move on.

Dr Hare: Alright… I’m sorry tho.

E: Don’t be. Next Q!

Dr Hare: Next Q.

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Smiley to all: What’s the scariest moment you’ve ever lived through? =)

Black Widow: Like I’m going to tell you. Right.

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Binary Bard: Well..  for me, it was when my rocket crashed and I was stranded… And dying… and desperate… I… I don’t really like to talk about it.

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E: Honestly… it has to be that time when A took over and… she was yelling at Harvey… and I couldn’t stop it… and the look on his face made me want to curl up and hide… I felt so bad… and so guilty… there was nothing I could do… I… *buries her face in her hands*

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Pop: Uh… When I traveled through dimensions, that was really scary, since I didn’t know what was happening. But I’m super glad I’m here!

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Heather: When Harvey was on the run and I didn’t know what had happened to him. That was scary.

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Director D: …. *Walks away*

E: Get back here!

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Dr Hare: I… I try not to think about it… but… being trapped in space was pretty scary. I… was trapped in a little escape pod. Then… I was captured by Erewhon… and that was worse… I had lost all the friends I had… I didn’t know what to do. I was scared, no doubt about it. I… I wasn’t expecting to get out of that alive. I’m glad I did though, it turned out pretty well in the end.

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Fizzson to E: Basically, Smash Flash 2 is a Smash Bros fan game that plays almost one for one like an actual Smash game, and includes characters like Goku, Tails, and Sora.

E: Oh. That makes sense. I mean, uh, I knew that. Yeah.

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Despair to NB: So… How have you been…?

Neat Berry: Oh, not too bad… it’s a little quiet over here, not that I’m complaining… Coyote is talking about going to visit El… I’m not sure how well that will go… I think she really wants to see her boyfriend too… I’m not too sure.

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Fizzson to the Rulers: What’s the toughest island you guys have had to go through?

Lucky Wing: Survival Island. Again.

Neat Berry: I don’t think anyone could blame you… Anyways, I struggled with Night Watch….

Nice Coyote: Aw come on! I loved that one!

Neat Berry: Tastes differ…

Robin: Didn’t you get a robot child pulverized by an escalator?

Nice Coyote: Ugh… It pulverized itself!

Robin: Now, she did run over a criminal robot…

Nice Coyote: OK LISTEN YOU-

Avery: Ok you two, back to the question.

Robin: I’m sticking with Monster Carnival.

Avery: I actually think it’s Skullduggery for me. Because a month and half on a boat sucked.

Lucky Wing: Sorry…

Avery: Hey, I don’t blame you, I blame the boat seller for having terrible handwriting.

Robin: Fair.

Nice Coyote: I did not like Zomberry. That was friggin’ creepy.

Robin: *moans like a zombie* One of us…

Nice Coyote: I will hit you with a flashlight.

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Despair to all: What’s your opinion on pancakes? I’m… asking for a friend….

Pop: I love pancakes!

E: I concern. Waffles son.

Dr Hare: I’m good with whichever.

Black Widow: Don’t really care.

Binary Bard: Is this a meme or something?

E: Nah.

Heather: They’re alright.

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Despair to E: Don’t worry too much about the date, alright…? I’m sure it’ll go great…

E: I… I hope so… We’ve been planning it since like AtV #60… And I’m still ruddy useless… Who am I kidding… Honestly, something is going to go catastrophically wrong, I’m expecting it. I am not this lucky. I don’t deserve a guy like Harvey in my life. I’m just hoping… I dunno… I hope it goes well…

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The Dolphin Violinist: Do you like Star Trek

Binary Bard: I liked it. Which one?

E: I’m working on seeing some. Man, I’m still deciding if I want to see Solo! Probably not tho, since… *shudders* Gak.

Dr Hare: Aaaaaaannndd… not asking.

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Have you seen Star Trek the Voyage Home

E: Again no. WIP. Sorry.

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DID YOU KNOW THE GOLDEN NINJA SUIT WILL BE BACK IN 2019

E: It will?

Pop: Really?! It’s back?! Yay!

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Ever seen Sherlock

E: Cue screaming in the distance. No. Work in progress. Sorry. Please don’t hate me.

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Ever seen Rise of the Guardians

E: I loved that movie! I got to see it in theatres when it came out! Man, that must have been… *pulls out phone and Googles one handed* 2012? Dang, I was 11. I ended up writing a “Rise of the Guardians 2”, but it was terrible so I’m not going to talk about it any more. It was an awesome movie though, I really need to rewatch it.

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That’s it for me, I’m crashing.

 

You can send Qs, dares, inquiries, magic anons, gifts, and the such to E(Elyana), Black Widow, Binary Bard, Dr Hare, Director D, (Captain Crawfish is still missing), Pop, Heather, Baymax, A(if you’re feeling reckless) and the Rulers; Lucky Wing, Nice Coyote, Neat Berry and Robin. Hope you enjoy!

Ask the Villains #65, finally alive

First off, happy Labrador- I mean labor day.

Hey, I know, it’s late at night, but I blame the fact that I’ve been playing Civilization 5 all day with my family. And I do mean all day. Before we get started, I just wanted to mention 2 things. 1, this AtV is before the Battle of the Bands, which came out on AAaF last week. I will put a link at the bottom. Secondly, I’m so sorry for the delay! Hope you enjoy!

 

The Dolphin Violinist: TADASHI IS HERE HE WILL NEVER DIE HE WILL COME BACK AND FIGHT HIRO AND WE’LL ALL CRY BUT IT WILL BE HAPPY IN THE END AND WE CAN ALL CRY HARDER 😣😢😭

E: Wait, he comes back?! WHAT

(I am an identity crisis now.)

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Sore throat remedies?

E: Honey lemon, ironically.

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Ya girl got her permit 🎊🎉..so….um, help…the videos they shows us in class scare me to even touch a car…😕

E: Boy I know that feeling! *laughs almost hysterically* Ok, seriously, those videos… *shudders* I had to sit those out… kinda embarrassing to be honest. I’m pretty darn sure they share those just to scare us…

(I’m still on my permit, actually. I’ve only nearly crashed once, because I tried to do everything at once. Don’t do that. Please. No one was hurt, the cars didn’t even touch and apparently there was a good distance between me and the other car, they even waved in an “it’s ok we’ve all done that” way, but I don’t know because I went into upright shock. I love shock. (Hint: NO.) But everyone was Ok, and that’s only happened to me once and I’ve been driving since January. (I’m too busy to finish getting a licence TBH) So yeah. It’s not as bad as they make it out to be, promise.)
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What IF, DD is actually Solomon Lane from the Syndicate from Mission Impossible, and he was off starting a nuclear war and fighting Ethan Hunt(i think that’s what happens in Fallout idky)

*Awkward silence*

Director D: Beg pardon?

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Kinda for DH but you can all answer..😤😤😤
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E: I can get behind that! I’ll try and get that up soon, although… no promises?

Dr Hare: You understood that?

E: I speak fluent fangirl.

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create a nerd wear clothes line

E: Honey, I am the nerd wear clothes line.

*Pause*

E: Yeah, that was a lie. We’re on it.

(I’ll get back to you.)

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Throw a pie in DD face

E: Um… yeah, I don’t want to die… so, um, yeah no.

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DIDYOUSEETHECLIPFORSEASON10NINJAGOMYGOSHIVEWAITEDSOLONGFORTHISEEEEEEEEEE

E: We’re on season 10 now?! *pauses* Gosh darn it, now I feel old!

(For the record, I was 11 when I first found Ninjago, about when season 1 came out. Then Netflix didn’t give us season 3 until 4 years later. That’s when I gave up. Not that I’m bitter or anything.)

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Arleen to E: Well, Coyote’s got a point, you will be going on a date soon.

E: *flushes* It’s just one date! As friends! We aren’t dating! There is nothing between us! Nothing! It’s… *trails off and stares at the ground* I just… I kinda… I kind of do wish we were… were dating. But… I don’t have the courage to… to actually ask him out for real…. Or tell him that I… *sighs* See? I’m absolutely pathetic. Why would Harvey like me? I’m nothing. Ugh… 

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Arleen to PC: You’re sassy… I kinda like it.

Perfect Cheetah: Good for you. What ever gave it away?

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Arleen to BB: Oh, okay. I thought since the AtD ended and everything, the date was cancelled or something.

Binary Bard: I’m honestly not sure.

E: I’m working on it…

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Fizzson to all: Super Smash Flash 2. Any of y’all heard of and/or played it?

*Awkward silence*

E: Wow. That’s new. I’ve literally never heard of this game and I’ve heard of most games. As a girl who spends a good chunk of her day learning about/playing games, that’s impressive.

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Fizzson to E: Did you see the Smash Ultimate Direct recently?

E: Nope. I didn’t have anything or any time to check anything. Time to go look…

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Fizzson to DD: Do you have a laser pen and/or chameleon suit?

Director D: Yes, I do.

E: He also has a grappling hook bow tie, which is wicked cool.

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Fizzson to E again: Well, I wouldn’t worry too much about A getting loose. The friend I’d be moving her to deals with that kind of stuff on a near weekly basis.

E: We deal with crazy things on a daily basis, but I don’t want… I don’t know if I want to risk… anyone I care about. A can’t possess me anymore. We’ve made sure of that much. *taps her necklace* But… we’ve only got the one. What if she gets out and possesses one of you guys? Or Harvey? Or Pop? Or Heather or Wid or Binary or even D… I just… I want everyone to be safe…

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Arleen to E: Okay, I gotta admit, that code you and A have between each other is pretty cool.

E: Thanks! I read that forever ago, heaven knows where. I just adapted it. Ooh, I think it was Count of Monty Cristo. Anyways, I just needed a way to communicate with A… I just tried. I hope… I honesty hope I’m making an influence on her… A good one, I mean.

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Arleen to E again: So long as they’re not judging, I’m cool with you bringing a +1. 🙂

E: Really? Sweet! If I even get to make it that is… ugh… why is everything happening at once… I’ve got so much going on… I seriously need to get my life together. *thinks a second* I’ll do it. If I’m bringing a plus one, I need to ask him now. *Stands up* Be right back.

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E: Hey Harvey?

Dr Hare: *looks up from a small device* Hey, what’s up?

E: The sky, mostly. Can I ask you something?

Dr Hare: Sure.

E: So… I got asked to judge at a Battle of the Bands competition, heaven knows I’ll screw that up, but… it’s also a music festival and I’m allowed to take someone with me as a plus one. Do you want to come with me?

Dr Hare: Absolutely!

E: Wait… just like that?

Dr Hare: Well… yeah. I like music. It’d be fun.

E: *a little stunned* … That’s… that’s great! Thank you! It’ll be awesome, promise!

Dr Hare: Great!

E: *walks off* (I can’t believe I just did that… And I can’t believe he said yes!)

*Meanwhile*

Dr Hare: (Wait a second… did she just ask me out?)

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Arleen to E again again: I won’t tell him, and you’re right. He deserves to be happy just as much as anyone else.

E: Yeah, he really does. To be honest… I’m kind of worried about him… he’s been hiding a lot from me. I know, I’m hiding quite a bit from him too, but… I just… I want to help however I can. But… I… ugh, who am I kidding, I’m useless.

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E: Google, what does boyfriend mean?

Phone: A boyfriend is a male friend or acquaintance, often specifying a regular male companion with whom one is platonic, romantically involved. A boyfriend can also be called an admirer, beau, suitor and sweetheart.

E: Google, how do I life?

Phone: I’m afraid I don’t understand.

E: Neither do I. Google, how do I know if a guy likes me?

Phone: Here are some wikiHow articles on dating.

E: *sighs* Google, play Never Enough from The Greatest Showman, I’m feeling like depressed.

Phone: I’m afraid I don’t understand.

E: … *throws phone at pillow* WHY.

Phone: Looking up “Why” by Sabrina Carpenter.

E: Oh shut up Patrisha!

Phone: *No response*

E: And now I sound like an idiot. Thanks ‘Trish. *picks up phone and opens up her webcomics* I need me some Boyfriend of the Dead…

Black Widow: *pokes her head through the door* Yo.

E: *looks up* Hi Wid.

Black Widow: Boyfriend trouble?

E: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Black Widow: You know I can hear you through the wall, right?

E: O_O For real?

Black Widow: Yup.

E: *groans* Of course. I still don’t have a boyfriend though.

Black Widow: Yes, but you’re going on a date at some point and you asked him to be your plus one for the Battle of the Bands.

E: How do you- How do you know all this stuff?!

Black Widow: There’s a ex-spy director and the once kingpin of a sort a mafia in the house, you think you can keep secrets?

E: … ugh. Why do I bother…

Black Widow: Good question. So what’s up?

E: Well, if you already know everything…

Black Widow: Yeah, I guess. But why haven’t you told him that you think of him?

E: Well..  uh… I guess it’s because… I… uh… *mutters* I’m scared.

Black Widow: What was that?

E: I’m scared, Ok? I don’t want him to know and I don’t want to be rejected again.

Black Widow: He seriously likes you.

E: But what if he doesn’t? And why would he? *Hugs her knees* I… I dunno really want to talk about it right now… Maybe later…

Black Widow: Fine, but he already said yes to the dates. He likes you, he likes being with you, and he would love to be your boyfriend. Just keep that in mind. *Walks off*

E: …

Phone: Oh snap.

E: Shut it Trish.

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Boom! Finished! Here’s a link to the BotB!

Battle of the Bands!

Although… I am planning on writing a little something about E and DH having fun, being cute, yada yada, then I’ll actually get to plot lines. We’ll see. Hope you all enjoyed!

 

You can send Qs, dares, inquiries, magic anons, gifts, and the such to E(Elyana), Black Widow, Binary Bard, Dr Hare, Director D, (Captain Crawfish is still missing), Pop, Heather, Baymax, A(if you’re feeling reckless) and the Rulers: Lucky Wing, Nice Coyote, Neat Berry and Robin. Hope you enjoy!