Just a warning, the previous segment has a NSFW section. I do not condone this. But I’m in the rest of the AtG!
*a portal opens up and E and part of the AtG gang tumble out*
E: I’m home!
Dr Hare: Yeah, no kidding.
Vampette: Good to be back…
Amber: Indeed. Though for some of us, this is new.
Hana: *coming through behind E* Make that… Three of us. Two are still coming… Wait, no, hang on…
Binary Bard: Oh, hello.
Black Widow: Oh look, guests.
Suki: *runs over to Black Widow* Hiiiiiii. Do you have any soda?
Hana: There’s number two…
Black Widow: No, we kinda don’t keep a lot of sodas after E did something dumb.
E: Not my fault.
Vampette: Was it as dumb as Alexa and the Dr. Pepper incident?
E: It was that dumb time with the love potion. So you tell me.
Aviva: *walking in with Adriana* Yeah, no, that was the AAaF’s fault, she and the ATG had nothing to do with it.
Adriana: You miiight wanna get Suki a soda, though. Otherwise, who knows what she’ll do.
Suki: Suki! Soda! Suki! Soda!
Black Widow: Ok, I’ll check the fridge. Calm down.
Suki: Yaaaay soda!
Adriana and Aviva: *chuckle*
Vampette: Cute, ain’t she?
E: Yeah, but I dunno if we have any soda. People keep stealing them over here.
Aviva: Just say the word, I can smuggle over my soda stash from Nightshade. It’s mainly Root Beer, Dr. Pepper, and Mountain Dew, though, so I hope that’s not a problem.
E: Probably not. Binary, you know to not let Pop drink any caffeine, right?
Binary Bard: Yeah, but he’s not here.
Vampette: And that’s all she could say was “Oh.”
Aviva: Vampette… *she smirks* Nice one.
Dr Hare: The flip are you talking about?
Aviva: Vampette’s going deep into the reference game, pulling some obscure stuff that nobody but me would understand. Trapped in the Drive-Thru by Weird Al.
E: Ah. Well, I don’t have anything to say to that.
Aviva: I guess we could start up an ATG? Don’t see anything stopping us from joining in.
Suki: Except for soooooda. Where soda?
E: I’m fine with that.
Black Widow: *comes back in holding a sprite can* The only one in the fridge.
Suki: *jumps up and grabs it from Black Widow’s hands, running off towards the couch* Thankies!!!
Black Widow: … You’re welcome.
Vampette: Well, that settles her.
Amber: Meanwhile, before we start, I should probably introduce you to the new three. The green, soda-loving alien’s Lady Suki, the pink-haired one’s the infamous Lady Hana, and the Gardevoir standing close to Lady Vi and Lady Vampette is Lady Adriana.
Adriana: *bows* A pleasure, truly.
E: Well, you know me, but this is Harvey, I mean, Dr Hare.
Dr Hare: Hi.
E: Then that’s Binary over there. *points*
Binary Bard: Greetings.
E: And also Black Widow.
Black Widow: Hello.
Adriana: *bows once more* Well met, all of you.
Aviva: Alright, let’s get this started before I have to duplicate a can of Sprite for Suki-
Suki: *sets the can down on a table* Donezies!
Aviva: Heck. *snaps and creates another can of Sprite beside the empty can*
Suki: *gasps with her eyes wide* Magic soda! *immediately grabs it and starts to drink it*
E: Let’s go, yeah.
Vampette and Aviva: And awaaaay we go!
Arleen to NC: …Pop calls you aunty?
Nice Coyote: Yeah, cause I’m his aunt. Not biologically, but I consider E a sister. I will fight someone on this.
Neat Berry: Please don’t fight anyone.
Nice Coyote: I won’t. Unless they deserve it.
Ethan to Editor LuckE: Oh, when I mentioned a turtle, I was referring to Siege, Aviva’s pet turtle. He was only in the AAaF Tournament, but he was still nice, regardless.
(Ah. My bad. See, I own a turtle. I’ve included a lot of characters, it’s a little hard to keep track. -Editor LuckE)
(Fun fact, Siege actually isn’t my character. He belongs to my buddy Tee. I just told her about the tourney and she was just like “dude do siege” and I was like “ayyeeeeeee aight.” -Editor Fusion)
??? to E: Wha? I’m not Sans. I was asking a legitimate question I wanted opinion on. Sheesh…
E: Oh. My bad… I think all people can change, but you need to be careful before you trust someone. Give them a second chance, but don’t be dumb.
Aviva: I know that all too well.
E: But sometimes people do bad things for a good reason. Honestly, use your best judgement or use someone else’s.
Suki: Person who give soda is, um… Good guy! Good girl! Good person!
Aviva: …yep, that’s Suki’s judgement for ya.
Black Widow: Eh, I’m Ok. Gray area at best.
Suki: Spider girl good person! She give me soda!
Black Widow: I mean, I don’t think that qualifies me as the best, much less good.
Amber: In Lady Suki’s eyes, Lady Widow, you’re the best person ever. Not much of a good idea to make a child think something bad of you…
Black Widow: Alright, I’ll shut up.
Fizzson to all: AAaF’s two year anniversary is coming up. Bet y’all will never guess what all I’ve got planned for it.
E: I’m scared to.
Aviva: I have no clue. Assuming it’s a party, I demand that you give Suki a cooler of soda to tide her over until it ends.
E: And I want OJ, while we’re making demands.
Dr Hare: You’re kidding, right?
E: Yeah, I can get OJ at home.
Suki: Vi-Vi looking out for me-me!
Vampette: Vi, babe, I think you might’ve just made us adopt her.
Aviva: Hey, at least that means I can try my hand at being a parent.
E: Join us in being parents. Join the dark side.
Aviva: I’ve been called a goth girl before. If anything, you’re joining the dark side by having me as a friend.
Vampette: At least the dark side’s beautiful.
Aviva: *blushes* You flatter me, Vee.
E: You guys are cute and would be good parents.
Vampette: I killed my Puffle in Club Penguin, how does that make me a good parent?
Aviva: Club Penguin committed not-exist, like, two or three years ago.
Vampette: Oh. Right… Nevermind, then.
E: My point still stands.
Fizzson to E: I am cuddling you the next time I see you, and you can’t stop me.
E: No, I’m fine, I swear.
Aviva: Huge bet he follows through regardless.
E: I’m fiiiiiine it’s Ok. It’s no biggie.
Hana: Knowing him as much as I do, Fizz is going to anyway. You don’t even need to bet on that, Vi.
E: I’m still fine. I don’t need hugs.
Emma to all: Meeooow~
Suki: *does a convincing purr, then puts on a thinking face as she kicks her legs back and forth* Do kitties like soda?
E: I could have tested that once upon a time. I miss my cats.
Emma to NB: How’ve you been? Really oughta get to know ya better at some point….
Neat Berry: Oh, me? P-people don’t usually ask about me. I’m doing Ok. I was feeling a little lonely, but thank goodness for sisters, right? *giggles softly* Anyways, I’m doing plenty of research over here. Mostly I’m trying to figure out ghosts. Did you know that not all of them can move things? It’s been a little hard to find subjects, as they mostly want to be helped, so they can move on. And I’m more than willing to help with them, but hardly anyone agrees to help me with my experiments. In retrospect I can see why, but I’m dying to know. *blushes* Anyways, sorry, I didn’t mean to keep you here. You can keep going.
Trixie to all: Craziest thing that’s ever happened to you?
E: … GEE lemme think about that for a second. I got yeeted into another dimension a few years ago and now I’m living with them. These past few years are weird.
Aviva: I’ve put copies of myself in Undertale and Danganronpa roleplays, and in the Undertale roleplay, enough people loved me that I somehow acquired a harem.
E: That is weirder than my thing.
Aviva: Lemme remember who’s in that harem… Vampette, Chiaki from Danganronpa, Frisk, and, uhm… This evil side of a friend of mine in Danganronpa roleplays who’s actually gotten nicer named Scarlett.
Vampette: …heck, I can’t beat that.
E: Why did I try.
Amber: Someone offered to revive Lady Miriam. Her old cohorts didn’t let them try.
Vampette: …Refresh me on who that is?
Amber: Lady Miriam was one of the Chaosbinders, an elite force that served Queen Arisu and now me. Kinda like my secret service. We got word that some psycho team of sorts was gonna do an attack on AAaF, so we sent Lady Miriam over. She… died in the battle.
Vampette: Ah. I’m sorry for your loss…
E: Yeah, geez, I’m really sorry.
Aviva: Wait, hang on… Amber, do you have a copy of Demon Law on you?
Amber: …I always carry it with me, why do you ask? *she slowly pulls it out*
Aviva: …I have a feeling. *she starts reading it*
E: I’m confused, what’s going on here?
Aviva: Secret Vi, Vee, and Demon Queen business.
E: Oh. That answered that.
???(2) to E: *A crocheted doll of E seems to appear near her* I find this site recently. Have something I make myself as gift for you. ^^
E: Oh, thank you! I used to crochet, but never this good. It’s amazing!
Aviva: *looks down at it* I’m getting heavy voodoo doll vibes from this. *she pokes it in the forehead*
E: I do not feel as though I have been poked.
Adriana: *calmly walks over to E and pokes her in the forehead*
E: Ow, what the frigg. Well, now I feel as though I’ve been poked.
Vampette: Adri, use Heal Pulse.
Adriana: *nods, a green glow emitting from her that surrounds E and makes the feeling of being poked go away*
E: … Guys, I’m fine.
Vampette: I know. Just wanted to make sure Adri still knew that move.
Ethan to Editor LuckE: I already basically gave my stance regarding the relationship advice during AAaF. Just hang around and be there for ’em when they need it. When you’ve got the confidence, and you two’ve known each other well for long enough, tell them how you feel. Most importantly, be yourself when interacting with them. Don’t put on some facade just to impress him or anything. He should love you for you, not who you pretend to be.
(I am Editor Fusion and I approve of this message. -Editor Fusion)
(I am Editor LuckE and HECK I AIN’T TELLING THEM SQUAT THEY ALREADY KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH I’m sure as heck not telling them that it’s actually them. But they do like me, at least platonically. I’m always myself, as they are my best friend… I’m just super awkward and don’t wanna ruin a friendship with my useless existence, you know? -Editor LuckE)
(And that’s where you let them know that if they don’t feel the same way, that you still want to be friends. -Aviva)
(Wait, how the… -Editor Fusion)
(Witchcraft. But then it’ll be flipping awkward if they don’t like me and ughgg this is hard. I’ll die first. -Editor LuckE)
Blonde Hair, Blue Wings to E and DH: Honestly, will you two figure out your stinking love lives?
E: Wha- Oh come on, we were doing so well.
Hana: I can seriously help you guys out with this.
Aviva: …Vee, Hana, you know what I’m thinking?
Hana: *gasps* Yeeeeesssss.
E: What on earth are you gals going on about?
Aviva: Come with me, I wanna tell you away from the Hare. Babe, Hana, tell Harvs about it. *she grabs E’s arm and drags her to another room*
E: The frigg are you doing?
Aviva: Alright, so here’s the sitch. Hana, Vampette, Kate and I listen to this one country music station because of this one show that they do every day called Second Date Update. Basically what happens is someone calls in saying they went on a date with someone else and that they had a great time, but they’re confused why they didn’t call back. So the radio station calls the date, asks them about the whole thing, and near the end, the main dude who hosts the segment asks if they want to go again, and he offers to pick up the tab. What Hana, Vee and I were referring to was that we’d set up a date for you guys, find a place and pick up the tab ahead of time. You can pop the question there, and if he feels the same, which I’m Germ-X% sure he does, all’s well that ends well. You catchin’ my drift?
E: *blushing* I think so and I’m not sure I like it. I dunno if I’m ready to tell him. Much less, go on a date. Oh shoot. Anyways, that’s really nice of you, but you don’t have to…
Aviva: … *she groans, putting her hands on her head in frustration* This is exactly why Hana’s better at this split than me… I meant to curse there but Kate’s actually deciding to look out for us so he put in a curse word filter for whenever we come here.
E: Well, I’m glad. I don’t like cursing. Listen, I’m trying to understand here, but I just don’t want to make things more awkward than they are.
Aviva: This has been going on for more than two years. Heck, the most recent Second Date Update that I can remember had a dude calling back after a year, and your thing’s been going on since then. I have never seen anyone outgrow this level of awkward.
E: Yeah, join the club.
Aviva: My point is, you cannot make things more awkward than they are right now. Get it done, make it happen. I believe in you, E. So does everyone else.
E: … I… You’re right. I need to do it.
Aviva: Theeeeeeeere we go. That’s the E I wanna see approaching this.
E: I said need to, not can do it easily.
Aviva: And that’s why Hana and the Vs are here to help! Hana’s got the relationship advice, Vampette’s got the emotional backup, and I can get shift done quickly if I put my mind to it… Hellhound, I’m starting to think Hana’s got the spirit of Sakura with her, and Sakura’s done a lot to help other couples, from what I’ve read.
E: I guess. I just don’t have any confidence here. That seems like it’d be important.
Aviva: …This is probably against Hana’s advice, but sometimes, it’s not about confidence. Sometimes, it’s just about taking the risk and dealing with the consequences. Vampette took the risk with me during the AAaF Christmas Party, and look where we are now. Happy together, fighting anything that tries to stand in our way. Take the risk, and it could be the same with you.
E: … But what if it doesn’t? I’m just scared, you know?
Aviva: That’s where you deal with the consequences. If it doesn’t work out, just be glad you were honest with your feelings, and go on with life. It’s like I always say: when life gives you lemons, say “flunk you” to life and hit it back with lemon grenades.
E: I’m not like that tho. I’m a coward. I can’t do this.
Aviva: Yes, you can, E… Don’t make me call you by your full first name, because the more you deny this, the closer I get.
E: Ok, I’ll lay off. I’m just trying to be honest here. I’m not all that good. I’ll try, but I’ll probably fail. That’s all I’m saying.
Aviva: Good. You’re gonna be fine… I’ll be honest with you right back; in my opinion, love is like a game of chess, where the less self-confidence you have, the smarter the opponent.
E: I don’t follow.
Aviva: Chess is a game of logic. You have to know your opponent, know how they play, and play to your advantage. In love, you have to know your feelings, know that there’s a risk, and play to your advantage. Your pieces will get captured, but until you checkmate your opponent, you haven’t won yet.
E: Oh. That makes sense.
Aviva: Glad it does.
Hana: Alright, so like Vi’s telling E, Second Date Update’s a radio show the two of us and Vampette listen to a lot.
Vampette: Basically, dude calls in wondering why he didn’t get a second date, the station calls the girl and asks about it, they basically help the guy get closure.
Hana: I’ve heard a bunch of success stories, and usually in those, the host of the show offers to pick up the tab. That’s what Vi’s offering E, and that’s what Vampette and I are offering you.
Vampette: Choose the place, order what you want, and Vi, me, and Hana will pitch in and pick up the tab.
Dr Hare: Oh. That’s very nice of you. I don’t know where we’d go though, there aren’t a ton of fancy restaurants around here.
Hana: I know a place in our dimension. It’s a nice little coffee shop, the woman that works there’s super nice, the food that they serve is amazing.
Vampette: Vi and I go all the time, that’s how good it is.
Dr Hare: That sounds perfect.
Vampette: Snagged a look at the Qs, and for the next two, you two should be kept separate. One for her, the other for you.
Dr Hare: What are they?
Vampette: They’re exactly why you two shouldn’t be in the same room while they’re being answered.
Hana: Vampette, you ask his Q. I’ll go check on Vi and E.
Vampette: Sounds good.
Dr Hare: Ok then.
To E: You know he likes you, so what is stopping you from being happy here?! Go ask him out!
E: Frigging, AAAAAAAGH I’m so tired of these Qs. I’m dumb, that’s why. I don’t have the guts to do anything.
Hana: And that’s exactly why we’re here to help.
E: Can’t I just die alone, please?
Aviva: No. We won’t allow you to.
E: DANGIT Ok fine, I give.
Aviva and Hana: Good.
E: *sticks her tongue out at them*
Hana: Oh, yeah, while I’m thinking about it, we decided on a place. Coffee shop over in our dimension, has amazing food, great service, the perfect atmosphere for a date.
E: That sounds lovely. Ooh, this could actually be pretty fun.
To DH: You need to go ask E out, she’s madly in love with you here!
Dr Hare: Let’s not get too hasty here, guys. I think that choice of words is a little extreme.
Vampette: Nope. It’s about that much.
Dr Hare; *laughs nervously* I don’t know about that…
Adriana: From what I understand, you love E as much as E loves you.
Vampette: And from what I understand, you love each other a lot. Exactly why our Second Date Update strat will work.
Dr Hare: *bright red* Oh. I… Don’t know what to say.
Amber: A simple thank you would suffice, but I won’t force you to say it.
Dr Hare: No, don’t get me wrong. Thank you. I’m really thankful for the date, but… I don’t know if she’s that in love with me, seriously.
Vampette: And this is where we wait and see.
To Black Widow: Are you basically Sleep from Sander Shorts?
Aviva: … what the flunk is that?
E: You haven’t seen Sander Shorts? It’s Thomas Sanders, from Vine. He makes more shorts now and Sleep is a recurring character.
Aviva: Once Vine died, all interest in his content went in the trash.
Suki: Or like soooda into my tummy. Noooo retuuuurn…
E: He actually produces some fun stuff. But I’m not gonna force you to watch it. But I am going to remind that this Q is for Wid.
Black Widow: I don’t know who the heck that is either.
Aviva: This is where Zelda would be playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme. Old joke, Z. Seriously.
E: I’m going to pretend that made sense to me and move on. That Ok?
Vampette: This is why we watch memes on the daily. Because we understand.
E: That’s fair.
To Black Widow: Ok, but seriously, are you thinking about love at all?
Black Widow: Not really, why?
Vampette: Throwback Thursday to when Alexa was in a relationship with a different version of Black Widow before we made them leave.
Aviva: That was a thing?
Aviva: …oh, cheezits.
E: I remember that and somehow still feel personally responsible. Anyways, Wid, do you want me to set up some dates for you?
Black Widow: I mean, whatever floats your boat.
Aviva: Futaba, Sonia, Kasey, I know you’re reading this. Stop making a Tinder account for her.
Black Widow: Oh heck no, you better stop. I’m not doing that.
Aviva: *closes her eyes for a few seconds, then opens them back up* They did.
Black Widow: Well tell them to have fun catfishing people with my images, cause I’m not showing up on those dates.
Aviva: Nah, they just straight up didn’t make the account.
Black Widow: Oh, Ok. Phew.
To Binary Bard: So tell us a little more about your girlfriend.
Aviva: In the words of Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre’s The Next Episode featuring Snoop Dogg…
Vampette: Hold up.
Aviva and Vampette: Since when did this man land a girlfriend?
E: … Oh. I thought this was common knowledge… Sorry B.
Binary Bard: *sighs* Whatever, it’s not like it was much of a secret anyways.
Aviva: Speak. I’m interested.
Binary Bard: I have a girlfriend. That’s about it.
Vampette: …Fair enough.
Aviva: But, babe-
Vampette: Vi, if that’s it, that’s it.
Binary Bard: Sorry. If you wanna hear more about it, you’ll have to ask her.
Aviva: What’s her name, and where can I find her?
Binary Bard: I’m sworn to secrecy.
E: I know who it is.
Aviva: Tell me off-the-record.
E: Nah, I’m sworn to secrecy too. I like being alive.
Aviva: Soul Stone.
Aviva: Son of a glitch.
E: Do I want to know.
Aviva: Absolutely not.
E: Look, you’ll figure it out. She’s in a Q&A, you can talk to her.
Aviva: Is it that one with, uhm… what’s her name… Kat, I think it was?
E: … No.
Aviva: Well, shift, that rules out literally every Q&A I know of.
E: It’s one you read, I’ll tell you that much. Just ask around.
Vampette: In 5 seconds, Aviva will take a thinking pose and I’ll start wishing TAS was here to play the Jeopardy think theme… 3, 2, 1.
Aviva: *puts her hand up to her chin in a thinking pose*
Amber: The fact that you can read yourself and Lady Vi that quickly, Lady Vampette, is surprising.
E: Yeah, no kidding.
Aviva: Can you give me the first letter of their name?
E: No, because I might be sworn to secrecy, but I’d be a dead woman if I said her name.
Aviva: It’s not her name, it’s just a letter.
E: I’d be, a dead man, so it’s the same as mine.
Aviva: *starts thinking again*
Vampette: Next Q before Aviva’s brain blows up.
E: Yeah let’s go.
To Heather: You thinking about romance?
Heather: Not really, why?
Aviva: …no offense to you, but remind me who you are.
Heather: Oh, Ok, good to know. I’m Harvey’s sister.
Aviva: …Ah. My bad. Continue.
Heather: It’s fine. That was it.
Aviva: Ah, alright.
To Pop: How are you doing kiddo?
Pop: Heya random stranger! I’m doing Ok. Aunty Delilah is teaching me about all kinds of things! Did you know that magic works like science, you can’t create energy, you can only change it? It’s so cool!
To the Rulers: Y’all are NERDS
Lucky Wing: Uh, thanks?
Avery: I don’t think I am.
Nice Coyote: Bet. I’ll fight you.
Neat Berry: No, you won’t.
Nice Coyote: Don’t tell them that. They need to think I’m threatening.
Robin: Anyways, you’re pretty accurate here. We are nerds. But we also saved the world. Show some respect.
To Deadpool: You aren’t the real Deadpool, are you? That can’t be right. And who’s your friend?
Deadpool?: Oh, wanna bet? How many Deadpools do you have? I’m not Wade, I’ll admit that, but I am the real Deadpool. And my friend is Spiderman. Don’t believe me? Well, rude.
To Kitty and Harvey: I don’t suppose you’ve had any progression in your love.
Dr Kitty: I’m gonna kill somebody.
Harvey: No, please don’t.
Dr Kitty: I’m tired of this question. No, we aren’t dating. Move on!
Harvey: Please calm down.
(Y’all need to make them go out too. -Editor LuckE)
Aviva to Aviva: Reminder to give E and DH your gift.
Aviva to Hana: You too.
Aviva to Amber: You three.
E: WHAT IS IT
Amber: Ah, yes, thanks for the reminders.
Aviva: We meant to give you these during Fizz and Arleen’s Christmas party but I guess it just passed our minds. Mine first. *she snaps, and a hole puncher connected to a notecard pops into E and DH’s hands*
E: … What?
Aviva: You know those little coupon things where they punch a hole every time you do something? I made one of them. I’ve been trying to do more good deeds, so there’s 5 holes for you to punch on each notecard, and whenever you punch one, it’ll notify me, and I’ll be there to help out.
Dr Hare: Oh, that could be pretty handy. Thank you.
Aviva: No problem. Hana, you wanna go next?
Hana: Ooh, sure! *she runs up to them, giving them Tupperware containers filled with chocolate chip cookies and brownies* I’ve been trying to get back into baking, so I figured I’d make some sweets for you all.
E: Ooh, thank you! I love cookies.
Amber: And finally, I want to make my gift for the two of you a surprise. Close your eyes, and hold out a fist.
E: Don’t you mean hold out a hand?
Amber: It’s easier if you do it into a fist.
Dr Hare: Alright, can’t argue there. *closes his eyes and holds out a fist*
E: Ok… *does the same*
*they feel something go around their wrists*
Amber: Now, open.
*They do so*
E: What did you put on, handcuffs?
Aviva: I choose not to state something that’s kinda obvious here.
Amber: I did not. I’ve been wanting to get back into forging as well, so I went and made bracelets using some of the spare materials I had around. I even had your names engraved on them. Lady E, yours should say “Elyana,” and Sir Hare, yours should say “Dr. Harvey Hare.”
E: Oh! Thank you so much!
Dr Hare: That is nice, thank you.
Amber: I was planning on giving Sir Hare a weapon like I did with Sir Fizzson, Sir Tiberius, Sir Lucian, and Ladies Vampette and Kate, but I didn’t think he’d need one. I’m glad you both like it, though.
Dr Hare: Nah, I’m fine without a weapon. Thank you.
Amber: A pleasure, Sir Hare.
Aviva to all: Found a Discord bot that acts as a fast food company where people from the bot’s server deliver fast food to you, thoughts?
Binary Bard: That seems random, but Ok.
Heather: What is a Discord.
Aviva: Chatroom service that I spend the majority of my time on.
Vampette: I can vouch for that. And I’m not offended by it, either.
E: I used to have one of those. What happened to it? I dunno.
Aviva: You should use it again.
E: I really should, but I don’t have time anymore.
Aviva: Why so?
E: I’m still moving over here. I gotta unpack all my stuff, not to mention college.
Aviva: Ah. College life. Half a year left until Vampette, Kate, and I have to deal with it.
E: You should be fine. It’s way better than high school.
Vampette: Let’s hope so…
E: It sure is so far.
Vampette to all: Fear the Deer. 10 points if you get the reference.
E: Do you guys hear the sound of that going right over my head?
Aviva: Told ya.
Vampette: *sighs, handing her a 5 dollar bill*
Aviva: The sweet sweet feeling of victory is the best thing about being alive. *grabs the 5 dollar bill and puts it in her pocket*
E: Do I get any money?
Vampette: Nope. I had a bet going with Vi that you’d be able to get the reference, but Vi said you wouldn’t. Vi won the bet. In the words of Simmons to Tucker, Church, and Caboose in RVB: Suck it, Blue.
Aviva: Flunk you too, babe. *She rolls her eyes and gives Vampette a kiss on the cheek* The quote’s from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, by the way.
E: You two are adorable.
Aviva: They don’t call me the Great Goth Girlfriend for nothing.
Vampette: Nobody calls you that but me.
Aviva: My point exactly.
E: *smiles* Anyways, next Q?
Suki: Do Qs have soda in them?
Adriana: Sometimes they do.
Suki: …ooooooooh. Q soda.
Hana: Quick, while Suki’s distracted! *she giggles*
E: Do what? Do what?!
Aviva to all: Ness Nessa. Thoughts?
E: Don’t understand.
Aviva: *pulls out her phone, looks something up, then tosses it to E*
E: Oh, I see. Pokemon and whatsitcalled, Earthbound. Nice combo.
Aviva: Add an NES to it. Ed, Edd, and Eddy? More like NES, Ness, and Nessa.
Vampette: Vi and I showed it to some of her friends and made that joke, and now people are calling us the comedy queens. And I’m not that funny, so…
E: I think you’re funny. Both of you.
Aviva: Congratulations, we have achieved comedy.
E: I think that’s the last of them.
Vampette: Neat. So, who’s doing the end card?
E: Rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins gets to pick.
Aviva: On scissors or on shoot?
E: Shoot. Who wants to judge?
Black Widow: No.
Aviva: Alright. Ready when you are.
E: Alright, rock paper scissors, SHOOT *holds out scissors*
Aviva: *holds out rock*
E: Well, shoot.
Aviva: *pumps her fist* Still got it, glitches. As always, you’ve got E and the Villains – Dr. Hare, Binary Bard, Black Widow, and Director D, to name a few – to send Qs to, along with Heather, the Rulers, Pop, Clover the bunny, Baymax apparently, Deadpool apparently, and the other-universe entities that are Kitty and Harvey. And if you want to see more of me and the rest of the ATG crew (and/or understand our inside jokes), check out the ATG at https://thenightshadegirlsqna.wordpress.com/. Have a good one!