Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. i have BIG NEWS!!
LW(RoP): But i thought we were going to do Ask the Rulers!
Me: We were, but this is bigger. I’ll put them out next week.
LW: You didn’t do them, did you.
Me: I did too!
LW: You are not very good at lying.
Me: Alright fine! I’m not! i didn’t get them done, but that’s only part of the reason!
LW: E, i thought-
Me: Listen Lucky. I told you that i got invited to the Poptropica Skunk Blog, right?
LW: On Sunday, yes.
Me: Well, yesterday, i go invited to Clawtropica.
LW: Wasn’t that the one you were hoping to get into?
Me: Yeah, since i started blogging. Literally.
LW: well, that is great. Congratulations!
Me: Thanks! I literally almost screamed when I saw! Course I was in a library so..
LW: But why else couldn’t you do it?
Me: Let me count them off for you. The New Pop, i need to put out inportant info about Monkey Wrench that i wasn’t too clear on, i was working on some roleplays last night, i was working on character development the weekend so i didn’t do the Asking, my impending birthday…
LW: Your birthday’s coming up? Congratulations!
Me: Yeah. Sweet 16th. *Unenthusiastically* Whoo hoo.
LW: Oh cheer up! 16th isn’t bad!
Me: You weren’t in high school you lucky-
Me: … That’s not what i was going to say.
LW: Where i live isn’t important.
Me: … how?!?!
LW: It is called you are predictable.
Me: … *Sigh* Anyways, i just have a lot on my plate this week and i really wish it was summer.
Me: Free time!!!
LW: … Wait, when is your birthday?
Me: 28th of February. Why?
LW: … How?
Me: How what?
LW: That is my birthday and i just turned 19.
Me: You’re from a different time line. Sue me.
LW: Wait, what?
Me: Oh, and I also need to go and do TC’s art! And get the other one from the depths of despair!
LW: Why do you keep art in the depths of eternal despair?
Me: It’s not eternal despair, it’s my bedroom.
Me: What else… There was something else I needed to handle… Right! The PHB art thing! It’s about ships this month and I have to go figure out how to do something on that without totally spoiling my story!
LW: I do not have any idea what you are talking about.
Me: Your lack of contractions is funny.
LW: Beg pardon?
Me: It suddenly occurs to me that many fanfics that I wrote have people who don’t…
LW: Are you alright?
Me: Fine! I am fine.
LW: … Were you looking at Ninjago memes again?
LW: Please just go to sleep. For your own good.
Me: Fine! Lucky Wing signing-
LW: But I thought I was Lucky Wing?
Me: out-bai-guys!! *Runs*