Roleplay!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. Well, i-

Mr. Silva: Hold on!

Me: What? What on Poptropica are you doing here?

Mr. Silva: I demand that you put me back to my normal size!

Me: Um… No.

Mr. Silva: Why not?!

Me: Dude, you shrunk me just because I walked into CJ’s house. And then you tried to shrink me again! Into nonexistence!

Mr. Silva: But you shrunk me!

Me: You shrunk you. Go away, I’m trying to do a blog post.

Mr. Silva: No way!! Not until you unshrink me!

Me: Ay yi yi… Don’t make me call the exterminator.

Mr. Silva: You wouldn’t dare.

Me: Wouldn’t I?

Black Widow: Hello Lucky.

Me: What? Why are you in my house?!

BW: Eh, I’m just looking for some decent art.

Me: Then why are you in my house? Go to the art dealers!

BW: Nah, too expensive. Now THIS is nice.

(It’s a picture of BW in a picture frame)

BW: Who did this? It needs some color.

Me: I did. And I don’t color it on the wipe board!

BW: Why not?

Me: Color pencils don’t work on the board.

BW: … OK… I’ll just take this.

Me: What?! No, you won’t! That’s my wipeboard!

Mr. Silva: STOP IGNORING ME!!

Dr. Hare: What’s going on in here?

Me: Oh come on, seriously?!?!?

BW: Hey Hare.

Me: OK, look. I have beaten you all once. I can do it again.

Mr. Silva: Try me!

Me: *Picks him up by the back of his shirt* OK. That was easy.

Mr. Silva: Put me down!

Me: If you want me to. *Puts him in a cocoa mug* This is so unfair in my favor.

BW: Yeah, um, can I leave now? It’s getting boring in here.

Me: Did you steal anything?

BW: No.

Me: Did you pick anything of mine up?

BW: That’s the same question, but no.

Me: Give me my wipeboard back.

BW: Fine.

Me: OK, you can leave.

DH: Did you just…

Me: Probably. Go away.

DH: Never! I am Dr. Hare!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! *Thunder rumbles*

Me: Ooh! Storm’s gathering! Yes!

DH: …

Me: What? There’s nothing out there!

DH: It’s an app. On my phone.

Me: Aw man! Now I’m unhAPPy.

DH: …

Me: My puns are lost on you. Go away.

DH: I will not-

Me: Here’s a carrot. Go away.

DH: CARROT!! *Runs off*

Me: … Well, that happened. Well, what i wanted to say was-

Captain Crawfish: Lucky Wing!

Me: AGH! What do you want?!?!?!

CC: My ship back.

Me: The one at the bottom of the sea or do you have a ship that i don’t know about?

CC: What are you talking about?

Me: Nooooooooooooooooothing! *Into tape recorder* Note to self. Find Captain Crawfish a ship. And make it a good one.

CC: What?

Me: … ._. I SAY NOTHING!! *runs away*

CC: Well, now i can steal her computer!

Me: *Slams him with thesaurus* NO! (CC is stunned) *Sighs* oh well. Well, i guess now i can-

Binary Bard: Hello Lucky Wing.

Me: WWWWHHHHHAAAYYYYYIIIII?!?!

BB: *Blown back* OK then.

Me: Why are you here?

BB: i had a message.

Me: Which is?

BB: It’s *Twitches* 01011010 01100101 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01101111 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00101110 00100000 01001000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111

Me: What?

BB: What?

Me: What?

BB: What?

Me: What?

BB: What?

Me: What?

BB: What?

Me: Wha- AH! I just translated that! Good bye! *Sprints away*

BB: Where are you going?

Me: *From far away* FARTHER AWAY!

BB: … OK then.

(Suddenly Zeus appears)

Zeus: WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?

BB: Well, I told her 01011010 01100101 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111-

Zeus: I DON’T SPEAK BINARY!!!

BB: It was nothing.

Zeus: THEN WHERE DID SHE-

(I slam him on the back of the head with a dictionary)

Me: Seriously dude! You’re gonna blow someone’s eardrums out!

BB: … Well, I’ll just leave then…

Me: OK. *He leaves* THANKS FOR THE WARNING!!

Alright, what was i going to say? Oh right! i am doing role plays! Or whatever you want to call these! And i’m inviting you to do them with me! I would like for guys to contact me on Discord or something. Just tell me you want to do one and we’ll try to set up a time or do it then or something. I so predictable. ._. So not. So yeah! I may not post them immediately, and I have some scheduled stuff tomorrow, we’ll see. Well, gotta go to sleep! Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!

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