Top # Villains!!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I know this is a little later than i said it would be, but i had some problems i had to take care of! They are taken care of and I’ve started on a couple new drawing projects! They’re coming along. Problem is I can only really work on it weekends and tomorrow morning. (It’s stupid testing week, so everything is wonky, tell you later.) So i thought I’d do a top # Post! Because i can! So here’s how this is going to work. I’m going to post some number of my favorite (Or least favorite) of something, but i don’t actually know what the number is going to be, i rarely count. My guess today is… 7. Let’s see if i’m right! These aren’t in order, so my favoritism is varied. Also, this is my opinion. Feel free to totally disagree with me, but don’t be a jerk about it. Here we go!

(WARNING, SPOILER ALERT, SPOILER ALERT, SPOILER ALERT!!)

1. Dr. Hare

OK, This guy has to be my favorite, no matter how many people think he’s over-rated. He’s a villain steals people’s food supply, leaving them hungry, so he can fuel a huge robot to take over people’s minds. IN A PINK BUNNY SUIT!! I’m sorry, that just makes me smile. He’s my #1 for silliest villain who’s actually rather efficient. And I’m sitting here in bunny ears, finishing up this post, no kidding! Life is good.

2. Black Widow

Hoo, this woman. I feel like we got a decent bit of backstory hidden on this one! I mean, we don’t know it, but honestly, there is so much possibility! A mysterious woman who steals paintings and has never been caught. Oh, and she’s a policewoman! I mean, what could have happened there? There are a million possible reasons! THIS IS WHY I POP! *Awkward cough* Right, sorry. Anyways.

3. Director D

I mean, seriously. This guy had you going for practically the entire island! I mean, unless you already played the island. But he had a really good plan! Well, OK, it was kind of weird. Never completely understood why making everyone bald would help, but i suppose you’d be distracted if you suddenly lost your hair. I would be. Maybe his plan was to take over while that was happening. Best part is, at least to me, you don’t know! He didn’t even tell you the whole plan! Genius, am i right?

4. Ringmaster Raven

OK, brilliant story. A little boy has some mutation at birth, then is probably orphaned and becomes a circus freak show. (Which can’t be good for a boy’s self-esteem…) Then he’s chased from the city, framed as a firebug. He comes back 20 years later as a Carnival Master, but he wants revenge on the city who shunned him, just because they thought he was a freak and didn’t give him a chance to explain. And he almost does it too! Am i seriously the only person who feels a bit bad for hypnotizing him to be a chicken? Really? Anyways. he had a pretty good backstory and just strikes me as an interesting character.

Holy cocoa. I just realized… That first part… I… Eve… uh… I’m going to go scream into a pillow. Hold my calls.

5. Betty Jetty

Yup, we are including someone who i am now thoroughly convinced is an alternate form of me. Proof 1: The hair is the opposite of Lucky Wing’s, pink and short. Proof 2: She can fly, but without wings. Proof 3: She’s a criminal and i am not. What disproves everything: Ned Noodlehead. ‘Nough said. But we all know about Betty Jetty. She’s annoying as all get out! How long did it take me to defeat her? Half an hour! Bitter and angry.

6. Zeus

Oh… my… gosh… I am going to strangle this guy. His plan was absolutely brilliant. He totally had me going, in more plans than one. He is completely diabolical. He tricks you into giving him all of Poptropica on a silver platter, but didn’t count on you getting his brother’s help. Then he gets you to do it AGAIN on Super Villain! I mean, geez man! He plans well. Well, not to mention that our Poptropican is as gullible as… never mind, anything else that gullible would be dead.

7. Binary Bard

Well, this guy… He is evil, but i have… oh my gosh, i will get to it. I have a brilliant part for him in my FanFiction, which makes me a bad person since i haven’t been doing anything on it! Agh…. for the record, I’ve been writing on it! I have a fun plot going, but it’s going to be a while before i get through most of them!  Anyways, before i go slam my head against a wall, I’ll explain why i like this guy. Well, to start off, 01000011 01111001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100001 00100000 01010111 01001000 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 01001111 00101101

Sorry. Keeping this professional. But i actually meet a lot of robots. 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 00111111 Anyways! *coughs awkwardly* So Binary here is an interesting character with a really cool plan! I just like that it’s so elaborate that when one part went wrong, the rest was able to keep moving smoothly. And then his bot was defeated by itself and he gets punched in the face. Best part ever. Princess Power!

8. Strange man (from Counterfeit)

Yes, I know he’s not a main villain or anything, and that he goes good, but I don’t care! This guy is so cool! I mean, he framed you for a crime by convincing you that you had to protect the Scream by breaking into a museum! Brilliant, am I right?! Also, i have a theory about this guy i may have to divulge eventually. I just need more information than “OMC They have the same _____!” I’m just saying.

9. Perfect Cheetah.

E has no idea that i am writing this. Too bad for her, she left the tab open just before she posted. Feel free to berate her on this later. Yes, this is Perfect Cheetah. I am clearly the best villainess, because who else nearly took over all of Poptropica? As in came way closer than everyone else did! As in I actually succeeded! Hang on, you don’t know about that. Ugh, get her to finish writing already! I’d better leave before E gets back, but just know! I have beaten all those other Wannabes! TAKE THAT ZEUS!!

 

Well, i better wrap up. I can’t think of anymore, just those… 8! Well, I missed. Aw, who cares?! It’s a fun list! I hope you liked it! I gotta run, i have chaos to take care of! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

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6 thoughts on “Top # Villains!!

  1. Binary Translation #1: “Cyborgs are really freaking awesome. They just are! WHOOOOOOOOOO-”
    Binary Translation #2: “And then always seem to be interested in me. What the heck man?”
    This has been Vampi’s Binary Translation Services: Bringing whatever we can since when it started.

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