Villain Takeover

Binary Bard: 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101111 01101100 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101100 01110011 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01000010 01100001 01110010 01100100 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110101 01100010 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01100111 01110011 00101110 00100000

Me: 01010100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100100 00101110 00100000

Binary Bard: 01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100001 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100001

Me: 01001010 01010101 01010011 01010100 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000001 01001011 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000111 01001100 01001001 01010011 01001000 00100001

Binary Bard: Fine! *sighs* So we, the Villains of Poptropica, have kidnapped Lucky Wing, or as you know her, E.

Me: They know my real name now.

Binary Bard: Well, I don’t.

Me: ._. Well, I’m not telling you!

Binary Bard: Why not?

Me: NO!

Binary Bard: Alright, sheesh! Do we have a gag?

Black Widow: Trust me, i’m looking. -_-

Captain Crawfish: Where’s all her doubloons?

Me: I’m 16, whadda expect?

Black Widow: She’s got a point there Crawfish.

Captain Crawfish: CAPTAIN Crawfish.

Black Widow: Whatever.

Dr. Hare: SHE HAS CANDY!!!

Captain Crawfish: What?

Binary Bard: Did you eat it all?!

Dr. Hare: PRETTY MUCH YEAH!!!

Black Widow: Oh boy, not this again…

Dr. Hare: I FEEL LIKE I COULD FLY!!!!

Me: o_O

Black Widow: You should have seen him when he had coffee.

Me: Pass!

Captain Crawfish: I just want to know why I wasn’t in the top 9 villains list!

Me: Oh, that. Well, i honestly don’t think your plotting- Wait, whaddya mean 9? There were only 8!

Captain Crawfish: It was 9.

Me: I wrote 8. Who was 9?

Captain Crawfish: Perfect Cheetah…

Me:Wait so… THAT LYING SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS!! I WILL FIND HER!!

Black Widow: What does that even mean?

Me: IT MEANS PAIN! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY POSTS!!

Everyone: …

Binary Bard: Oh my.

Black Widow: Dang.

Captain Crawfish: Argh.

Dr. Hare: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Binary Bard: Are you OCD or something?

Me: *takes a deep breath* This isn’t OCD.

Captain Crawfish: Then what is this?

Me: Primal rage.

Dr. Hare: LOOK EVERYONE! THERE’S LITTLE FLOATING BIRDIES!!

Black Widow: How much sugar did you have?

Me: Apparently more than i knew about.

Binary Bard: *sighs* There was a point in coming here.

Captain Crawfish: Doubloons!

Black Widow: Art!

Dr. Hare: BIRDIES!!

Binary Bard: No! We were going to get E out of the way so we could take over the world and known universe!

Black Widow: I’m just here to steal some art, forget you guys.

Captain Crawfish: Why would i even care about that?

Dr. Hare: ALL THE BIRDIES ARE NOW BUNNIES!!

Binary Bard: He has completely lost his mind, hasn’t he?

Black Widow: *hits him with book* Problem solved.

Me: *scoots chair towards door*

Black Widow: Oh no! You’re not doing that again!

Me: Aah! Not doing anything!

Captain Crawfish: Can we knock her out too?

Black Widow: Tempting…. *Raises book*

Me: Neep! *chair topples over*

Everyone: …

Binary Bard: Is she knocked out?

Captain Crawfish: I think so.

Dr. Hare: EVERYTHING IS GREEN!

Binary Bard: Is that his goggles or is that just him?

Black Widow: Good question.

Me: OW!

Captain Crawfish: She’s alive.

Black Widow: Darn it.

Me: Ow! And that was indignation, not actual pain. Now will you please put me back in the upright position?

Captain Crawfish: Should we?

Black Widow: Nah. So… now what?

Binary Bard: Taking over the world!

Dr. Hare: CARROTS!!

Captain Crawfish: I’m out of here.

Binary Bard: What?! You can’t leave!

Black Widow: Actually, I’m tempted to lave myself. There’s no art in this joint anyways.

Binary Bard: What?! Are you two serous?!

Dr. Hare: I- *collapses*

Binary Bard: And there’s the sugar crash.

Black Widow: It’s Crawfish’s turn to carry him.

Captain Crawfish: Can we go home now?

Binary Bard: Fine…

Black Widow: Let’s grab some Wendy’s, I’m hungry.

Captain Crawfish: I want the Fish and Fries.

Binary Bard: Widow’s paying.

Black Widow: Ugh, fine. *they all leave*

Me: … *scoots closer to computer* Aaaaaaaaaaand… Publish. Heh heh. This is gonna be awesome.

Alright guys, i hope you enjoyed that! I’m probably gonna put up some more of those, they’re fun! Well, OK, hitting the ground hurt, but besides that!

 

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18 thoughts on “Villain Takeover

  1. Translation 1: Hello foolish mortals. This is the Binary Bard. I doubt you can read what I am saying, because you are not robots or cyborgs. Try me child. Well, you’re tied up! You can’t do anything about it!

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