Ask the Villains! #1

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! The second I typed that title, I knew things were gonna go horribly wrong. Nothing has yet, minus the fact that I was gonna post this Saturday, but I feel like a meteor is gonna strike or something. I’m hiding in my basement, just in case. At any rate, here is your regularly scheduled program. Posted from my underground bunker. Deep in the earth. Surrounded by Zomberries. Hmm. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.

DJVampiGamer asks EVERYONE: asuh dudes/dudettes

Everyone: ….

Dr Hare: asuh dude.

Captain Crawfish: What does that mean, matey?! Argh, kids these days…

Dr. Hare: n00b.

E: Do you even know what that means?!

Dr. Hare: No.

E: Then DON’T SAY IT!!

Black Widow: I’m outta here.

Binary Bard: I think we’re cursed.

Director D: I’m going backbac Spy Island now.

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DJVampiGamer asks Betty Jetty: Do you sometimes wish you weren’t a villain?

Betty Jetty: I prefer to think of it not as being a villain, but being a rebel.

E: Same thing!

Betty Jetty: *ignoring her* But whatever. It is kinda lonely being a villain sometimes… I haven’t had a date in ages… It’s not like any of my ‘friends’ are good options. But being a villain is a full time job, so…

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Bendy Flyer asks Director D: Did you ever have hair in the first place?

Director D: Hey! I’ll have you know I had magnificent hair! It was brown… looked like my toupee… *sighs* Then it all fell out a couple of years ago and I’ve been cursed ever since.

E: The guy’s 23 believe it or not.

Director D: I thought we said no personal information!

E: I totally never said that. Heck, said the opposite.

Director D: 😡

E: ;D

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Sporty Boa asks Dr Hare: Are you part Hare or Rabbit? There’s a pretty big difference…

Dr Hare: I am part rabbit, actually. But Hare is my last name and I am not changing it. So I make do.

E: Hurry it up Bunny Boy!

Dr Hare: -_- Not helping!

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Sporty Boa asks Captain Crawfish: How’d you get your peg leg? It looks awesome.

Captain Crawfish: I got it at sea, traded at the Golden Harbor before my plundering days. *Pause* Argh.

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Fierce Flyer asks Director D: Is Dr. Spyglass related to you?

Director D: O_O

E: I think you broke the ex-spy director.

Director D: He did not! *Sighs* Douglas is my brother.

E: His name is Douglas?! It makes sense…

Director D: Yes, he’s my older brother. By one year mind! But see who came out on top in the end!

E: Bro, I don’t… Ya know what, never mind.

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Fierce Flyer asks Lucky Wing: If you could transform into any animal permanently which animal would you pick?

Lucky Wing: That’s a good question… I think I would probably pick a dove or some similar bird.

E: Cat!

Lucky Wing: They weren’t asking you.

E: Says who?

Lucky Wing: -_- You are being cruel.

E: Alright, fine, I’ll leave. But I’d be a cat probably.

Lucky Wing: Go.

E: I’m gone!

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Wild Whale asks Betty Jetty: How do you feel about a previous version of myself making an awful fanfiction focusing on you and making you a cliched villain?

Betty Jetty: Eh, could be worse. I’ve seen some pretty…. interesting FanFictions around, and i think i could take that.

E: Ah, piff, it wasn’t that bad! I liked it!

Betty Jetty: You knew about it? Why didn’t you tell me?!

E: Because I didn’t think to? Look, I was preoccupied!

Betty Jetty: -_- Wing, I swear…

E: ;P YOLO.

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Wild Whale also asks Betty Jetty: Do you have a burning hatred for hairspray?

Betty Jetty: No… Why?

E: I hate hairspray!

Betty Jetty: No one’s asking you!

E: I know, why do you think I’m answering?!

Betty Jetty: -_- Go away.

E: Alright alright…

Betty Jetty: I’m not a big fan of hairspray, musical or actual spray. But I can tolerate it. I do use a little gel for my hair, but-

E: The only thing hairspray is good for shooting the candy cannon! Then it’s good fun!

Betty Jetty: Why are you so against this?!

E: Because it gets in my lungs and then I feel like I’m dying. And guess what?!

Betty Jetty: Why are you like this?

E: YOLO!!

Betty Jetty: I’m outta here.

I hope you enjoyed that chaos I call my life. Well, the chaos I call my life when I’m not living the chaos that is school and such. *Sigh* Gah. Oh well. For this next week, just shoot the questions off in the comments and I’ll put the answers up next Saturday. Possibly Monday, but I’ll try for Saturday. Now I GTG. I’m working on a Powerpoint for English, (It’s an awesome topic, I’m gonna rock this!) and I want to go home and do set up for the new RP so Kix doesn’t kill me for not joining. I don’t know what I’m typing. What am I doing? I should just go now… Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!