I sorry!!

The AtV will come out soon, not sure when! I’m super sorry about this guys, but I have been all over the place. I am currently in freaking Oregon. Just saying. Really super sorry guys! LW… Ah whatever, I’mma go sleep now.

So um yeah it happened again.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! AAII HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

I sorry. So, um, I’m going out of town.

Random Viewer: Oh that’s cool. When is this?

Me: Wednesday.

Viewer: Oh. That’s not too bad.

Me: Um…. Try tomorrow.

Viewer: What?! Why didn’t you say anything?!

Me: Because I forgot! I told NO ONE! I didn’t even tell Kix and she’s my BFF. I tell her EVERYTHING.

Viewer: Everything?

Me: Oh yeah. So… I just had to throw everything together. I need to put out a Discord message, though I might just ask Kix to do it.

Viewer: Why didn’t you tell us before?

Me: BECAUSE I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A LEAKY SIEVE! Anyways, there are some really important things about this. I mean, I’m gonna be gone a full blown 2 weeks.

Viewer: WHOA! Why so long?!

Me: Because it’s my cousins are in Washington and I only get to see them once a year. But don’t worry! I will have WiFi and my computer! And phone I don’t really own! So I will respond to comments and posts, just not nearly as much! I’m still doing the AtV and all that! But… Ya know, don’t except my “3 seconds after it came out” comments that I usually have. 

Viewer: You have no life.

Me: And now I will have no life and will be busy too. It’ll be great. Anyways, I won’t be on Wednesday at all. Just expect that. 

Viewer: Why do you keep bolding your text?

Me: Because it’s uber important. Like, seriously important. On the plus side…. I won’t hafta deal my my screwy WiFi.

Viewer: Screwy WiFi?

Me: It’s been throwing me a lot of curve balls. Anyways, I hafta go. I still hafta pack my activity bag and I’m probably gonna need a good night’s sleep…. and it’s 11:30, so I’ve already failed…

Viewer: Geez E, you’re going on a lot of vacations.

Me: Tell me about it. They aren’t really vacations as much as trips so… Lawl. Anyways, you live in the West and you see a Blonde girl in a probably green shirt with bright green streaks in her hair, wave to me! *Starts to walk off*

Viewer: You have green streaks?! Since when!?

Me: Since today. I bought hair chalk! It’s seriously temporary, so they’ll wash out in a few days. Then I’ll probably do blue because I’m like that. Anyways, wave to me! Serously, I’d love to see you guys! Probably not talk, since I’ll probably be in a hurry, but wave! And I’m out! Lu-

Viewer: But what about your YouTube?

Me: I already did a vid. Can I go sleep now? Please?

Viewer: Yeah, I guess, but-

Me: LUCKYWINGSIGNINGOUTBAIGUYS! *Runs off*

Ask the Villains #11, ALL DA Qs!!!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Um, anyways, I really ought to give myself a time to put these out…

Nah! XD

So this week I got 18 Qs! 18!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’m happy. To the Qs!

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Bendy Flyer asks Black Widow: Are you a real widow?

Black Widow: No.

Me: Then why do they call you that?

Black Widow: Because it’s my name.

Me: But… That’s not your real name. I have absolutely no idea what that said name is, but *shrugs* I know you have one.

Black Widow: *pauses, then looks up* Mk, fine. My real name is Charlotte. Happy?

Me: Little bit.

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Purple Claw asks Captain Crawfish: who’s your crush?

Captain Crawfish: Um…

Me: *ducks behind a chair* Invusuble.

Captain Crawfish: -_- I don’t really have a crush, since I be a grown man.

Me: I doubt you!

Captain Crawfish: You ain’t a very good spy.

Me: I am too! *Tries to lean against desk and misses* Totally am!

Captain Crawfish: Uh huh.

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Maroon Popper asks: What’s your favourite thing about summer?

Binary Bard: The freedom.

Captain Crawfish: The calm waters.

Black Widow: The long days.

Dr Hare: Lots of time to hang out with people.

Director D: The travel is nice.

Me: It’s freaking hot!

*Everyone looks at E*

Me: It’s like 108 degrees outside and I was at a 3 hour picnic, mk? I feel like I’ve been boiled alive.

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Maroon Popper also asks: Also, do you all like ice cream, and if so which flavour do you like the most?

Me: MINT!

Black Widow: Fudge is amazing

Captain Crawfish: Chocolate!

Director D: Vanilla.

Binary Bard: Swirl.

Dr Hare: Strawberry!

Me: *mutters* Not surprised Pinkie.

Dr Hare: Hey!

Me: Heh heh heh! *runs off*

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Smart Flame took what I said about multiple questions to heart. *Applauds* I approve of this. 

To All: If you a goat horn on you’re head, would you eat it?

Director D: Would we what?

Me: *Throws hands in the air* Randomness FTW!

Dr Hare: That was random, even for us.

Me: *turns to him, arms still in the air*  I know, but enthusiasm!

Dr Hare: Sounds right.

Captain Crawfish: No, I wouldn’t.

Black Widow: Me neither….

Binary Bard: Same.

Me: I think it’s fair to say that none of us would.

Dr Hare: Yeah.

Me: ENTHUSIASM!

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To Black Widow: What shampoo do you use, because my bed head needs something to jazz it up like yours.

Black Widow: I don’t.

Me: Say what?!

Black Widow: I just sleep on it.

Me: I have to wash my hair every flippin two days and you don’t even wash it!?

Black Widow: I’m kidding.

Me: Are you- Oh.

Black Widow: I just use E’s brand.

Me: Wat.

Black Widow: It’s true.

Me: Maybe we need a new brand.

Black Widow: *Tries to hide a smile, but fails a little* Uh huh.

Me: I knew it! You can smile! I KNEW IT! *Runs off*

Black Widow: *Rolls her eyes and smiles* Whatever Wing.

Me: I KNEW IT!!!

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To Captain Crawfish: When are you going to by me a ship? Tomorrow, perfect.

Captain Crawfish: You certainly are talking to the right pirate. I’ve already got just the thing. Now, it’ll cost you about 50000 doubloons.

Me: ._. Dang.

Captain Crawfish: I have steep rates.

Me: Since when have you been a businessman?

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To all: Do you play an instrument? And where are my french fries?

Binary Bard: I played piano a while back.

Black Widow: Clarinet when I was 10.

Captain Crawfish: Argh, I didn’t have time fer music.

Director D: Violin.

Me: I’m a flutist, pianist and guitarist. Come at me.

Dr Hare: Why so many?

Me: Because I get bored. Now what’s this about French Fries?

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To all: How amazing am I?

Me: Smart’s pretty cool. So… How are we rating this? Like 10/10 or something else?

Black Widow: Please tell me it’s something else.

Director D: He is amazing. Done. May I go now?

Me: … Fine.

Binary Bard: That was easy.

Me: I hate you all.

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To all: You better fight the cows, or so help me you’ll be grounded for a century

Director D: Last I checked, you are not our mothers.

Me: I can ground you tho.

Black Widow: And we could tie you to a chair.

Me: Hey!

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Fierce Flyer asks Dr Hare: What do think about having fingers now?

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Dr Hare: E, you OK?

Me: Fine.

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DjSakuraStep asks: what’s the best rap you can?

Me: I’d die for you, that’s easy to say…

Black Widow: I don’t really listen to rap.

Me: We have a list of people that we would take…

Director D: Me neither. It’s rather… Loud.

Me: A bullet for me, a bullet for you, a bullet for everybody in this room…

Captain Crawfish: Don’t look at me.

Me: But you don’t seem to see any bullets coming though, many bullets coming though…

Dr Hare: Same.

Me: Metaphorically I’m the man, but literally I dunno what I do!

Binary Bard: I haven’t heard any. I don’t listen to a ton of music.

Me: I’d live for you and that’s harder to do-

Dr Hare: You do too.

Me: Even harder to say when you know it’s not true….

Binary Bard: Ok, maybe occasionally I listen to some music…

Me: I don’t really know this part! It’s always this part dangit why?!!

Dr Hare: It’s Pop music. Like, the quiet love songs!

Me: But you ignore them still, all the questions that roll in!

Binary Bard: *alarmed* Ok, Harvey, we get it.

Me: Like who would you live for, who would you die for-

Dr Hare: Ele, is that-

Me: Would you ever kill?!! *Rocks on her feet, grinning.* There ya go!

(Long pause)

Dr Hare: Well then. I think we can honestly say that’s the best rap we can.

Me: Sweet!

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Red Rider has a follow-up: E AND HARE SHOULD GO ON A DATE AND KISS!!! IM NOT ASKING!!!! 

Dr Hare: … Hey E!

Me: (hasn’t seen the Q) Yeah?

Dr Hare: I’m gonna go grab some food, you wanna come with?

Me: Sure! Lemme go grab my shoes first! *Runs off*

Dr Hare: And that’s how it’s done. *Whispers* Uh, no promises on the kiss though.

Me: What was that?!

Dr Hare: Nothing!

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She also has: I WILL TORTURE YOU AND YOUR BAE

Me: -_- *goes red* My heck.

Dr Hare: People really do ship this.

Me: Oh yeah. And he’s not my bae!

Dr Hare: E, calm down.

Me: I mean, could you at least say boyfriend?! Bae is just flat out weird. And not in a good way.

Dr Hare: …

Me: What? It’s a fair complaint.

Dr Hare: Nothing.

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Popular Wolf asks Binary Bard:  So, uh, yeah? Ready to go out?

Binary Bard: I actually have to follow though with this?

Me: He’ll be there! It’ll be great!

Binary Bard: I actually have to follow though with this.

Me: You are making me and Harvey double, so yes, you are.

Binary Bard: Oh my heck…  *Facepalms* I was kind of joking…

Me: Too late! This gonna be fun!

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Popular Wolf also asks Director D:  If you could, would you change your hairstyle?
oh wait
you only have a toupee HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Director D: *sighs* My good heavens. I could actually change my hair if I do wanted. I think you’re missing the point of the toupee. Also, E?

Me: Neep! *Drops sketchbook* Yessir? Not hiding anything!

Director D: Do you know why this Popular Wolf doesn’t like me?

Me: Uh… Not off the top of my head.

Director D: Hmm. Look into it.

Me: Right, sure! Yeah! *Runs off, clutching sketchbook*

Director D: … Time for some investigating I see. *Walks off*

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White Hawk sends an Ask: K, um, this is kinda embarrassing, but, um, would you give this to, um, Binary Bard? Stares dreamily at pictures of Binary Bard on bedroom wall. Um, I would appreciate it if you did. Bye. Runs off.

Me: Mordred! You ladies man!

Binary Bard: Oh no. No no no no.

Me: It’s kinda crazy!  Honestly though, kinda glad I’m not the only person into nerdy guys. That’d be a little weird.

Binary Bard: If you’re saying you like me too…

Me: -_- M8. No. Like I said, I don’t even have a crush!

Binary Bard: No one believes you E.

Me: ._. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Binary Bard: *Facepalms* Concentrating on what’s on hand, not your thing with Harvey.

Me: I am gonna hit you with a stick.

Binary Bard: Concentrate please! Why does this keep happening?! First Popular Wolf, then the girls at the store, now White Hawk… Why??

Me: Admittedly, it was funny when they recognized you and Harvey at Walmart.

Binary Bard: *sarcastically* Yeah, hysterical.

Me: *snickers* Well, they were very friendly.

Binary Bard: I’m done here. *Walks off*

Me: Now what happens when Popular Wolf finds out about this? Ooh hoo… cat fight. *Grins* Time to find the ol camera!

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White Hawk also sent me a fanart and wanted a responce. Sweet. 

Being our usual derps. Titled by me, drawn by White Hawk

Me: It’s me! With… Harvey, you’re giving me literal bunny ears.

Dr Hare: So I am.

Me: I can actually see this happening. And there’s Lucky. Geez, I feel short.

Dr Hare: You’re like 5 8.

Me: When I’m not slouching. And Lucky’s 5 9, curse her forever.

Dr Hare: *laughs* Wait, you’re kidding right? (He’s 5 9 and a half.)

Me: Yeah yeah. Sure. *Grins slyly*

Dr Hare: 😓

Me: 😁

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Well, I hope you guys liked it! I hafta go (again, go figure) so I’ll cut to the chase.

 If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else I will burn you), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and above all have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin. You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild!
And now I’m gonna go draw more fanart! Whoo! Lucky Wing signing out bai guys!

Ask the Villains #10! We made it to this!

Hey guys Lucky Wing here! I’m sorry it’s late, but I didn’t forget! But can you believe this?! I’ve made it 10 whole weeks without losing interest or being too busy! WHOOOOO-

Binary Bard: But didn’t you miss a week from cam-

Me: *throws pillow at him* Hush child. Anyways! Let’s get to the Qs!

 

Smart Flame asks: Who of you are going to help us fight the evil cows?

Black Widow: The what?

Me: Evil cows! *laughs* I was a conspiracy theorist a little while back!

Binary Bard: Why…

Me: Because it was fun. But…. They are taking over.

Director D: Cows.

Me: Yup. They’re taking over by making humans fat and killing the atmosphere so we all die. Plus something with aliens.

*Dead silence*

Captain Crawfish: Something be seriously wrong with you.

Dr Hare: Eh, I’m in.

E: Pff!

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DJSakuraStep (geez bro.) asks: What kind of soap does everyone use?

Captain Crawfish: Uh…

Binary Bard: The non-flammable kind.

Me: Why do I get a feeling that’s been tried and tested?

Director D: Because it has.

Dr Hare: I have no idea…

Black Widow: Whatever’s on sale.

Me: … Whoo hoo! Teamwork!

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DJSakuraStep asks Binary Bard: If you had the chance to turn back into a human, would you do it?

Binary Bard: I…  don’t know, actually! That’s an interesting thought… Being a Cyborg has it’s advantages, but going to lie, but it also has disadvantages, like magnets and the such.

Me: Metal detectors. Ooh, that must be awful!

Binary Bard: There’s a reason I don’t fly. Anyways, would I change back… Hmm…

Me: I wouldn’t.

Binary Bard: This coming from the girl who wishes she could painlessly become a cyborg? *Sighs* Dare I ask why?

Me: Because it would hurt like heck.

Binary Bard: … Ok, that’s a good reason.

Me: Thank you. *Does an exaggerated bow*

Binary Bard: Don’t make me regret my thanks.

Me: Alright, fine…

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DJSakuraStep also asks Dr Hare: what’s your favorite type of music?

Dr Hare: I listen to a lot of Pop music, of that helps.

Me: That’s just popping.

Dr Hare: As does she.

Me: We’re POPtropicans.

Dr Hare: And she tries to make puns about it.

Me: I’m not very good at this.

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Red Rider has a dare-ish for me and Harvey again: Great, they didn’t get married because I CANT SPELL!!!! Follow up on the follow up, get actually married with a certified priest and everything, I CAN SPELL THIS TIME! And it has to be legit. Like legit legit!!!!!

Me: ._. Holy cat. *goes red*

Dr Hare: … How you wanna handle this?

Me: I don’t.

Dr Hare: OK,  then I have good news.

Me: What?

Dr Hare: It turns out it’s illegal for a minor, such as yourself, to get married to an adult, that being me.

Me: Wow. Easy solution. How long have you known about this?

Dr Hare: About 3 days. I got bored.

Me: Clearly. Well, guess that’s the end of that, sorry Red.

Dr Hare: Technically, we can’t date either.

Me: … We’re not dating. Are we?

Dr Hare: I… I’m honestly not sure.

Me: *Flushes* CORNER OF SOLITUDE HERE I COME!

Dr Hare: *chuckles* Alright.

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YOLO. 

Me: Wait a second…  *Starts counting* We only got 5 Qs.

Dr Hare: Really?

Me: Yeah! We usually have more than that! I’m pretty sure that’s an all time low!

Captain Crawfish: Argh, what be going on in here?

Me: Crawfish! Haven’t talked to you in a while!

Captain Crawfish: That be true.

Me: Uh… there a reason why?

Captain Crawfish: People don’t ask me questions.

Me: That’s fair. Usually people ask random Qs for all of us or are shipping random stuff.

Captain Crawfish: Fair enough Lassy.

Me: -_- No.

Captain Crawfish: Fine.

Me: OK, so….. I’m gonna count the other AtVs, i wanna see.

Captain Crawfish: Alright then. *E wanders off to the computer*

Dr Hare: Where have you been James?

Captain Crawfish: Around.

Dr Hare: -_- Answers please.

Captain Crawfish: Fine. I’ve been trying to find myself a new ship.

Dr Hare: Really? You found anything?

Captain Crawfish: I might have.

Dr Hare: That’s great! Congrats!

Captain Crawfish: Thanks matey.

Dr Hare: Can I ask you something weird?

Captain Crawfish: Go right ahead lad.

Dr Hare: Do you really talk like that all the time or are you doing an accent?

Captain Crawfish: …. *Drops the accent* How long have you known?

Dr Hare: It was a guess. E’s guess, actually.

Captain Crawfish: To answer your question, it’s a bit of both. I have the voice, but I generally put on the accent.

Dr Hare: Weird.

Captain Crawfish: Please don’t tell anyone.

Dr Hare: I won’t.

Me: OK I lied, here’s another one with only 5. Complete with complaint about lack of Qs.

Dr Hare: Cool cool.

Me: *Swivels chair to look at them* So anyways. I guess we should have honestly excepted this, since I was at camp and that kinda screwed up everything. You guys wanna do something?

Captain Crawfish: Sure.

Me: … I VOTE POOL PARTY! *Stands up and walks off* I’LL GET THE OTHERS!

Captain Crawfish: Not one for indecisiveness, is she?

Dr Hare: *Smiles* Actually, she’s the opposite. She just makes quick decisions sometimes so she doesn’t have to deal with that.

Captain Crawfish: Argh, she be an interesting girl.

Dr Hare: Agreed.

 

ANYWAYS, I hope you guys liked the AtV! I’m sorry about the whole camp chaos thing, that kinda messed things up. This next week, I want ALL the Qs! Alright, here is the information for this jazz stuff!

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin. You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extremities. Go wild!

Interesting fact! I actually change this a little bit every week! Not by a lot, but I make a minor edit or two. *Shrug* I get bored. Anyways, so because I’ve made it 10 whole weeks, I want you guys to go all out here! Send as many Qs as you want, no limits! (Not that there were limits last time, but whatever.) Anyways, I get, gonna actually get some sleep.

Ha! I almost had you going! XD Nope! But I’m pretty much calling it a night. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!