Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Um, anyways, I really ought to give myself a time to put these out…
So this week I got 18 Qs! 18!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’m happy. To the Qs!
Bendy Flyer asks Black Widow: Are you a real widow?
Black Widow: No.
Me: Then why do they call you that?
Black Widow: Because it’s my name.
Me: But… That’s not your real name. I have absolutely no idea what that said name is, but *shrugs* I know you have one.
Black Widow: *pauses, then looks up* Mk, fine. My real name is Charlotte. Happy?
Me: Little bit.
Purple Claw asks Captain Crawfish: who’s your crush?
Captain Crawfish: Um…
Me: *ducks behind a chair* Invusuble.
Captain Crawfish: -_- I don’t really have a crush, since I be a grown man.
Me: I doubt you!
Captain Crawfish: You ain’t a very good spy.
Me: I am too! *Tries to lean against desk and misses* Totally am!
Captain Crawfish: Uh huh.
Maroon Popper asks: What’s your favourite thing about summer?
Binary Bard: The freedom.
Captain Crawfish: The calm waters.
Black Widow: The long days.
Dr Hare: Lots of time to hang out with people.
Director D: The travel is nice.
Me: It’s freaking hot!
*Everyone looks at E*
Me: It’s like 108 degrees outside and I was at a 3 hour picnic, mk? I feel like I’ve been boiled alive.
Maroon Popper also asks: Also, do you all like ice cream, and if so which flavour do you like the most?
Black Widow: Fudge is amazing
Captain Crawfish: Chocolate!
Director D: Vanilla.
Binary Bard: Swirl.
Dr Hare: Strawberry!
Me: *mutters* Not surprised Pinkie.
Dr Hare: Hey!
Me: Heh heh heh! *runs off*
Smart Flame took what I said about multiple questions to heart. *Applauds* I approve of this.
To All: If you a goat horn on you’re head, would you eat it?
Director D: Would we what?
Me: *Throws hands in the air* Randomness FTW!
Dr Hare: That was random, even for us.
Me: *turns to him, arms still in the air* I know, but enthusiasm!
Dr Hare: Sounds right.
Captain Crawfish: No, I wouldn’t.
Black Widow: Me neither….
Binary Bard: Same.
Me: I think it’s fair to say that none of us would.
Dr Hare: Yeah.
To Black Widow: What shampoo do you use, because my bed head needs something to jazz it up like yours.
Black Widow: I don’t.
Me: Say what?!
Black Widow: I just sleep on it.
Me: I have to wash my hair every flippin two days and you don’t even wash it!?
Black Widow: I’m kidding.
Me: Are you- Oh.
Black Widow: I just use E’s brand.
Black Widow: It’s true.
Me: Maybe we need a new brand.
Black Widow: *Tries to hide a smile, but fails a little* Uh huh.
Me: I knew it! You can smile! I KNEW IT! *Runs off*
Black Widow: *Rolls her eyes and smiles* Whatever Wing.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!
To Captain Crawfish: When are you going to by me a ship? Tomorrow, perfect.
Captain Crawfish: You certainly are talking to the right pirate. I’ve already got just the thing. Now, it’ll cost you about 50000 doubloons.
Me: ._. Dang.
Captain Crawfish: I have steep rates.
Me: Since when have you been a businessman?
To all: Do you play an instrument? And where are my french fries?
Binary Bard: I played piano a while back.
Black Widow: Clarinet when I was 10.
Captain Crawfish: Argh, I didn’t have time fer music.
Director D: Violin.
Me: I’m a flutist, pianist and guitarist. Come at me.
Dr Hare: Why so many?
Me: Because I get bored. Now what’s this about French Fries?
To all: How amazing am I?
Me: Smart’s pretty cool. So… How are we rating this? Like 10/10 or something else?
Black Widow: Please tell me it’s something else.
Director D: He is amazing. Done. May I go now?
Me: … Fine.
Binary Bard: That was easy.
Me: I hate you all.
To all: You better fight the cows, or so help me you’ll be grounded for a century
Director D: Last I checked, you are not our mothers.
Me: I can ground you tho.
Black Widow: And we could tie you to a chair.
Fierce Flyer asks Dr Hare: What do think about having fingers now?
Dr Hare: E, you OK?
DjSakuraStep asks: what’s the best rap you can?
Me: I’d die for you, that’s easy to say…
Black Widow: I don’t really listen to rap.
Me: We have a list of people that we would take…
Director D: Me neither. It’s rather… Loud.
Me: A bullet for me, a bullet for you, a bullet for everybody in this room…
Captain Crawfish: Don’t look at me.
Me: But you don’t seem to see any bullets coming though, many bullets coming though…
Dr Hare: Same.
Me: Metaphorically I’m the man, but literally I dunno what I do!
Binary Bard: I haven’t heard any. I don’t listen to a ton of music.
Me: I’d live for you and that’s harder to do-
Dr Hare: You do too.
Me: Even harder to say when you know it’s not true….
Binary Bard: Ok, maybe occasionally I listen to some music…
Me: I don’t really know this part! It’s always this part dangit why?!!
Dr Hare: It’s Pop music. Like, the quiet love songs!
Me: But you ignore them still, all the questions that roll in!
Binary Bard: *alarmed* Ok, Harvey, we get it.
Me: Like who would you live for, who would you die for-
Dr Hare: Ele, is that-
Me: Would you ever kill?!! *Rocks on her feet, grinning.* There ya go!
Dr Hare: Well then. I think we can honestly say that’s the best rap we can.
Red Rider has a follow-up: E AND HARE SHOULD GO ON A DATE AND KISS!!! IM NOT ASKING!!!!
Dr Hare: … Hey E!
Me: (hasn’t seen the Q) Yeah?
Dr Hare: I’m gonna go grab some food, you wanna come with?
Me: Sure! Lemme go grab my shoes first! *Runs off*
Dr Hare: And that’s how it’s done. *Whispers* Uh, no promises on the kiss though.
Me: What was that?!
Dr Hare: Nothing!
She also has: I WILL TORTURE YOU AND YOUR BAE
Me: -_- *goes red* My heck.
Dr Hare: People really do ship this.
Me: Oh yeah. And he’s not my bae!
Dr Hare: E, calm down.
Me: I mean, could you at least say boyfriend?! Bae is just flat out weird. And not in a good way.
Dr Hare: …
Me: What? It’s a fair complaint.
Dr Hare: Nothing.
Popular Wolf asks Binary Bard: So, uh, yeah? Ready to go out?
Binary Bard: I actually have to follow though with this?
Me: He’ll be there! It’ll be great!
Binary Bard: I actually have to follow though with this.
Me: You are making me and Harvey double, so yes, you are.
Binary Bard: Oh my heck… *Facepalms* I was kind of joking…
Me: Too late! This gonna be fun!
Popular Wolf also asks Director D: If you could, would you change your hairstyle?
you only have a toupee HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Director D: *sighs* My good heavens. I could actually change my hair if I do wanted. I think you’re missing the point of the toupee. Also, E?
Me: Neep! *Drops sketchbook* Yessir? Not hiding anything!
Director D: Do you know why this Popular Wolf doesn’t like me?
Me: Uh… Not off the top of my head.
Director D: Hmm. Look into it.
Me: Right, sure! Yeah! *Runs off, clutching sketchbook*
Director D: … Time for some investigating I see. *Walks off*
White Hawk sends an Ask: K, um, this is kinda embarrassing, but, um, would you give this to, um, Binary Bard? Stares dreamily at pictures of Binary Bard on bedroom wall. Um, I would appreciate it if you did. Bye. Runs off.
Me: Mordred! You ladies man!
Binary Bard: Oh no. No no no no.
Me: It’s kinda crazy! Honestly though, kinda glad I’m not the only person into nerdy guys. That’d be a little weird.
Binary Bard: If you’re saying you like me too…
Me: -_- M8. No. Like I said, I don’t even have a crush!
Binary Bard: No one believes you E.
Me: ._. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Binary Bard: *Facepalms* Concentrating on what’s on hand, not your thing with Harvey.
Me: I am gonna hit you with a stick.
Binary Bard: Concentrate please! Why does this keep happening?! First Popular Wolf, then the girls at the store, now White Hawk… Why??
Me: Admittedly, it was funny when they recognized you and Harvey at Walmart.
Binary Bard: *sarcastically* Yeah, hysterical.
Me: *snickers* Well, they were very friendly.
Binary Bard: I’m done here. *Walks off*
Me: Now what happens when Popular Wolf finds out about this? Ooh hoo… cat fight. *Grins* Time to find the ol camera!
White Hawk also sent me a fanart and wanted a responce. Sweet.
Me: It’s me! With… Harvey, you’re giving me literal bunny ears.
Dr Hare: So I am.
Me: I can actually see this happening. And there’s Lucky. Geez, I feel short.
Dr Hare: You’re like 5 8.
Me: When I’m not slouching. And Lucky’s 5 9, curse her forever.
Dr Hare: *laughs* Wait, you’re kidding right? (He’s 5 9 and a half.)
Me: Yeah yeah. Sure. *Grins slyly*
Dr Hare: 😓
Well, I hope you guys liked it! I hafta go (again, go figure) so I’ll cut to the chase.