Ask the Villains 16, I… Don’t ask.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. Um, so… Sorry this is out late again. I promise there’s a reason.




(I spent like 20 minutes on this pic alone. I was scared to ink. XD )





(A few minutes later)


Black Widow: You forgot, didn’t you?

Me: … Hush.


Yeah anyways… So I’ll just cut to the chase. Enjoy!


Red Rider to E: Wait what happen to that double date I asked for last month. E, I NEED THIS!!!!!

Me: 😐 Um. PW and I were emailing each other about it…*pulls out phone* She hasn’t e-mailed me in a while…. Oh no. O_O PW WAS KIDNAPPED BY COWS!

Binary Bard: Hoo boy.

Me: You hafta help me find her, genius!

Binary Bard: *sighs* Why do you-


Binary Bard: Why do you do this to me.

Me: Because I love watching you peeps suffer. *Grins* Meet me outside in ten seconds.

(Aka I’m sorry, it’ll come out as soon as I can get it to!)


DJKeikoYokoyama to Binary Bart Simpson: what’s your opinion on personal assistants (like Siri, Cortana, Alexa)?

Me: 😠

Binary Bard: They’re alright, but I’m more technologically advanced.

Me: I can’t decide whether to hate them or tolerate them.

Binary Bard: ._. What?

Me: I will go into my long and complicated relationship with female robots at another time.

Binary Bard: Wha-

Me: In the meantime… I SAY NOTHING! *runs off*

Binary Bard: I… Do I even want to know?

(I’m not sure you do Binary.)


To everyone: On a scale of one to chicken how many trees are in your area

Me: Purple.

Everyone else: ._.

Me: I have a lot of conversations like this on a daily basis.


Purple Claw to Dr Hare: which diet do u follow

Dr Hare: I… Just don’t eat meat. Haven’t since that one experiment went wrong.

Me: And now he’s a cute smol bunny.

Dr Hare: Why.

Me: Because I can.


Well, hope you liked that! It’s a little short this week, sorry guys! Send more Qs tho! Send all da Qs.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin.🍀 You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for… Probably…

And… I’mma go to bed. I’m tired, it’s been a crazy day. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!