Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So, um, insane crazy day and second post in 3 hours. (Clawtropica) Anyways, I’m gonna cut straight to it since I need sleeps.
Purple Claw to Dr Hare:
dr hare im ashamed of you this isn’t a diet.
where are all the carrots 😦
you’re grounded son
Dr Hare: 😕 Who is this?
Me: Purple Claw.
Dr Hare: Can I question the “Son” part?
Dr Hare: Please explain.
Me: Apparently you and Buren are his sons.
Dr Hare: Wait, Myron Van Buren?
Me: I do not speak of him.
Dr Hare: Why-
Me: *covers his mouth* Because he sucks. Nough said. Sorry PC.
Dr Hare: Mmph.
DJKeikoYokoyama to Binary Barter Kings: What are the limits of your technological knowledge?
Binary Bard: Is that a challenge?!
Me: Oh sweet glory.
DJKeikoYokoyama to Black Widow: What do you think of the nickname Spiderwoman?
Black Widow: -_- No.
Me: *sings/raps* Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Does everything that a spider can.
Black Widow: Why.
Me: Because I’m gonna hopefully see Homecoming soon! Whooooooo! Wait, you haven’t gone by Spiderwoman before?
Black Widow: Um, no. Why would you think I had?
Me: *pulls out index card and reads* “The White Widow, the Sand Spider, the Twilight Tarantula, the Creepy Crawly Canvas Criminal, the Evil Eight-Legger, the Art Appropriating Arachnid and the Thief With a Thousand Names!” *Looks up* Because you’ve gone by quite a few.
Black Widow: -_- Why do you have a list of my old nicknames?
Me: Because I can.
Black Widow: You’re weird.
Me: I know.
To Director D: Why did you choose the letter D?
Director D: Because D is a superb letter.
Me: Also it’s what his name begins with.
Director D: *sighs* So help me Elyana, if you say my name, I will personally destroy everything you hold dear.
Me: 😐 Um…
Director D: That includes your sketchbooks.
Me: O_O OK OK I GET IT!
Director D: Thank you.
Me: *clutches sketchbook and mumbles* Precious…
Sporty Boa to Everyone: Sup dudes and dudettes!
Dr Hare: The sky.
Binary Bard: The sun.
Me: Coupla clouds.
Black Widow: Birds.
Director D: I question you all.
Captain Crawfish: Argh.
Sporty Boa: What’s your favorite season?
Me: Haven’t we done this one? I feel like we have…
Dr Hare: I don’t think so.
Me: *Disturbed* Huh. I have to go check something really quick. *Sprints off*
Dr Hare: Um… Anyways, mine is spring.
Captain Crawfish: Fall.
Black Widow: Winter.
Binary Bard: Summer.
Director D: Autumn.
Me: *comes back, holding a binder* I was wrong! We haven’t done this Q yet, I was thinking of another Q & A. Whoops.
Binary Bard: How many have you ever done?
Me: Erm. *Thinks for a second* Done 2, made up my own for my characters for other stuff, nearly made a 4th… *Pause* In conclusion I have too much time on my hands.
Black Widow: Good conclusion.
Have you ever looked yourselves up on the internet?
(Back to E)
Me: -_- Yeah, that’s just one example. And they still look themselves up sometimes. It’s slightly annoying TBH, especially since they’re from a kids game and, um… *Lowers voice* Little more innocent than you think.
Dr Hare: *from other room* Hey El, we found a story about us online!
Me: Um, cool!
Binary Bard: What’s Yaoi mean?
Me: O_O HOLY CRAP GUYS WAIT! Be back on a sec! *Runs off*
(And it was from that day on that I set up parental controls.)
Sporty Boa: If you had to dye your hair any color what would it be?
Black Widow: Black.
Me: I declare redundancy.
Captain Crawfish: Brown.
Director D: -_-
Me: Green or purple.
Dr Hare: Pink?
Me: It’s already pink though…
Dr Hare: Yeah, but it’s not actually dyed.
Dr Hare: Well, yes. You see, the accident that turned me into a rabbit hybrid mutated my hair pigment genes as well as turning me into a rabbit.
Black Widow: English please?
Me: His hair mutated pink.
Black Widow: You could have just said that.
Me: What’s the fun in that? 😜
Sporty Boa to CC: Do yo know any modern- day slang? like lit, dope, ect.? lol
Captain Crawfish: What do”lit” and “dope” mean?
Me: Promise me you’ll never use the ones that are drug reference again and I’ll teach you modern day slang.
Captain Crawfish: 😐 Ok?
Me: Sounds great.
To DD: Ever thought of being a detective? Detective D sounds pretty cool!
Director D: Hmm. I never thought about this.
Me: You could be a Psychic Detective.
Director D: Beg pardon?
Me: 😐 PSYCH 4 LIFE! *runs off*
Director D: 😕 Alright then.
Red Rider: what is your opinion on the robot jibo? Look him up on jibo.com. HE’S SO CUTE I CANT EVEN I WANT ONE SO BAD!
Black Widow: Sounds cool.
Captain Crawfish: It reminds me a bit of Mordred here.
Binary Bard: I’m indispensable though. Right?
Director D: Mmm hmm.
Me: *eyes get really big slowly* I LOVE IT. CAN WE GET ONE.
Binary Bard: Says the girl who hates robots.
Me: No, I just don’t really get along with female ones. This is different.
Dr Hare: So how do you get along with male robots?
Me: *Blushes lightly* Generally fine. I don’t really like the male Siri,, but whatever. I like this Jibo!
Dr Hare: So, wait-
Me: *covers his mouth* LATER!
Black Widow: *smirking* Well this is interesting to watch.*
Me: OH HUSH.
Kat Girl To BB:
1. Does Whitney scare you?
Binary Bard: No one scares the Binary Bard. Not even E, who’s hiding behind that chair. (Nothing happens) Um… Or not. Never mind. *Starts to walk off*
Me: *jumps up from behind a desk* RAWR!
Binary Bard: *jumps* Holy grommets! E!
Me: *laughs* Gotcha sucker!
2. What are the ups and downs of a metal face?
Binary Bard: Upsides are that it doesn’t hurt if something hits you in the face. Downsides are metal detectors and if it’s magnetic.
Me: Wait, it’s magnetic?! *Pulls a magnet out of her pocket and grins evilly*
Binary Bard: Don’t you dare.
3. What is your favorite invention?
Binary Bard: I would say the computer interface was extremely helpful when creating my inventions. I feel-
Me: Translation, computers are cool. You’re welcome.
1. What do ya think about Pirates of the Caribbean?
Captain Crawfish: I haven’t been to the Caribbean yet, so I don’t know.
Me: … It’s a movie.
Captain Crawfish: Oh. *Pause* Argh.
2. Don’t you agree that people come up with ridiculously terrible pirate jokes?
Me: How do pirates know that they’re pirates?
Captain Crawfish: Because we plunder people and-
Me: Because they ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Captain Crawfish: -_- Why.
3. Ever been to Hawai’i?
Captain Crawfish: I’m currently in a landlocked state so, not yet.
Me: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?!
Captain Crawfish: A parrot?
Dr Hare: A carrot!
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! *High-fives him*
Captain Crawfish: -_- I’m done.
1. Who’s your favorite artist of all time?
Black Widow: Myself.
Me: Give an actual answer child.
Black Widow: I’m 9 years older than you.
Black Widow: *sighs* I like the classics, especially Da Vinci.
Me: Makes sense. Did you know he was an inventor too?
Black Widow: Kind of.
Me: *gasps* We should go meet him!
Black Widow: Meet who?
Me: Leonardo Da Vinci!
Black Widow: *crinkles nose* What, go to the PopArt Museum?
Me: No, back in time! I have an idea!
Lucky Wing (RoP): No, I will not let you use my pocket watch to travel back in time to meet a famous artist.
Black Widow: Aw…
Me: We won’t break the time-space continuum too much!
2. What is ur opinion on digital art?
Black Widow: It’s pretty cool. I’ve never done it, but I’m a traditional artist myself.
Me: Same, but I wanna drawing tablet!
Black Widow: *sighs* Comic strip artist.
Me: Paint fanatic.
Black Widow: What’s wrong with that?
Me: What’s wrong with comics?
Black Widow: … Fair enough.
Me: Thank you.
3. Who’s more annoying, BB, or DH?
Black Widow: Hare.
Dr Hare: *gasps overly dramatically* You don’t like me?!
Me: *echoes the gasp* How dare you!
Black Widow: -_- You know the only reason you’re not my pick is cause you’re not in the options.
Me: *does an even more dramatic gasp* HOW DARE!
Black Widow: -_- I’m done. *Walks off*
1. Since the ‘turn everyone bald’ thing didn’t work, would you rather have hair than a toupee?
Director D: Yes.
Director D: You think I like this?
Director D: Then I don’t understand your surprise.
Me: That was a little less composed than your usual self. Also please don’t kill me.
Director D: -_- Why would I kill you?
Me: Erm. I don’t know…. Just please don’t?
Director D: *sighs and pinches forehead* I… Just go. Just… Go.
2. If you DID make everyone bald, what next? Facial hair on women?
Director D: Are you mocking me?
Me: Are you gonna make me bald?!
Director D: What?
Me: No, you’re gonna make me grow a beard! *Gasps* That’s your plan!
Director D: *raises eyebrows* What are you talking about?
Me: I want to keep my hair normal! Back off!
Director D: -_- *sighs* Next Q then.
3. Which is cooler, bowties or tuxedoes? (I opt for the first)
Director D: They are both “cool” in my opinion.
Me: Send you’ll probably never see me in either.
Director D: -_- Why.
Me: … I’mma girl tho…
1. Is it OK if I write a book about you? ( This is the last time I unconsciously take a bet from my brother.)
Dr Hare: Uh, yeah! Sure! I’d be OK with that!
Me: *Peeks head up from behind couch* Am I in it?
Dr Hare: *pats her in the head* Sure.
(Random Harvey is random.)
2. What’s your favorite part about being a rabbit?
Dr Hare: Um… It’s honestly kind of a pain sometimes. I can’t really go out in public or eat meat and, you know, have freaking bunny ears.
Me: *walks by* But he’s still a cute smol bunny.
Dr Hare: … Cuteness factor.
3. When you turned into a rabbit, why pink?
Dr Hare: Well, I explained it earlier, it mutated the pigments, so now my hair is pink and eyes are baby blue.
Me: *playing video games* Your eyes are blue?!
Dr Hare: Yeah…
Me: Huh. It’s hard to tell with your goggles. So what color were they before?
Dr Hare: I had green eyes.
Me: *pause* Huh. That’s cute. *Flushes and drops remote* I MEAN COOL!
Dr Hare: ._.
Me: I’m going to go die of shame now. *Leaves quickly*
Dr Hare: Um, Ok?
(Awkward E is awkward.)
1. Is Lucky annoying? Cuz Whitney sure is.
Me: Nah, Lucky’s great. If anyone’s annoying in our relationship, it’s me. Anyways, she’s really sweet and helpful, even if she is a bit lost with technology.
Lucky Wing RoP: I’m not that bad…
2. If you had to choose one or the other, which would it be, Harvey, or art? DUN DUN DUN………….
Dr Hare: That’s a weird question.
Me: Well I’d… *Pauses* Um… Holy cat… Harvey or art…. I can’t decide!!
Dr Hare: ._. Oh.
Me: I’m freaking out here! I can’t pick one or the other! I hafta have art AND Harvey! *Blushes* Holy cat that came out weird.
Dr Hare: *goes red* OH.
Me: I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry I’ll just leave ok sorry *runs off*
Dr Hare: *bright red* Um. Ok. Not sure what she picked. But OK then.
1. If you could design a new island, what would it be like?
Lucky Wing RoP: Oh, I suppose I would create an island in which I would be able to adventure with my friends the whole time, as well as it would be intellectually stimulating.
Me: And people accuse me of talking weird.
2. Is E annoying? Cuz I sure am! *grin*
Lucky Wing RoP: Sometimes she can be, but for the most part, she’s rather fun to have around.
Me: Yay. I have a purpose.
Lucky Wing RoP: Please tell me it’s not being annoying.
Me: Um… No. Unless you want it to be.
Lucky Wing RoP: No.
Binary Hawk to BB: do you remember shooting me in the face with a laser gun? You’re lucky I haven’t pounded you yet. Most likely cuz punching a metal face hurts. I figured that one when I got mad at myself and almost dislocated my fingers….. Then I got a metal hand so…. meh……
Binary Bard: O_O WHOA WHAT DID I DO?!
Me: She just said. Please tell me you didn’t, I’m tired of this paperwork.
Binary Bard: Then maybe you shouldn’t have become a Villain-in-training.
Me: No regrets. So you shot a girl in the face with a laser?
Binary Bard: *head in hands* I have no memory of this.
Me: Hmm. Yay, more paperwork. My fav.
Binary Bard: So that’s why she became a villain.
Me: I no longer trust you or Harvey with lasers. I’m gonna go tell him that now.
Binary Bard: OK then. It
That was fun! And… Over 2000 words long. No complaints here.
If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for…
I hope everyone in the states saw the eclipse and thought it was epic! I was near the point of totality (translation: the line where to us the moon covered the sun entirely and for a really long time) and let me tell you, epic. Ok, anyways, tomorrow I’ll probably post a picture or two, but for now, I sleep. Ok, Lucky Wing signing out bai guys!