Edit: This is my 100th post! Holy cat! I’ll hafta find some way to celebrate later… Cause now I go sleep. XP
Hey guys Lucky Wing here! Look, I’d better cut to the chase, seeing as I drop a potato bazooka on my arm and manage to nearly cry.
It’s been an emotional day!
Purple Claw to the four totem villains: I’m probably going to write a fan-fiction about you guys after your totems got removed. It’ll be more of a literature and a sad story, any feedback of suggestions?
Binary Bard: Well that’s a new description.
Dr Hare: We are now the Totem Villains!
E: And El. And D.
Dr Hare: And El and D.
Black Widow: Nice save.
Dr Hare: Oh be quiet.
E: Anyways, to the Q. Answer y’all!
Black Widow: Eh, people write about us all the time. Go ahead.
Captain Crawfish: He asked for tips too lassie.
Black Widow: -_- The name is Black Widow. You’ve worked with me for years.
Captain Crawfish: I know that.
Black Widow: Then call me by my name!
Dr Hare: Um, anyways!
Binary Bard: We’d be honored to have you write a story about us.
Dr Hare: Can I question the sad part?
Black Widow: Our lives are sad. Get over it.
E: Am I in it? Like, IDK, maybe I’m an assistant or something. I just want a cameo…
Dr Hare: You’re still not used to us having a bunch of stories, are you.
E: … No…
Binary Bard: It isn’t all good, trust me.
E: I know. Anyways.
Dr Hare: Anyways anyways. So there’s gonna be a new story about us?
E: I’ll totally read it, you write sweet stores. I’m just complaining. Again.
Black Widow: *sarcastically* You?! Complain?! Never!
E: Oh hush.
DJKeikoYokoyama To everyone: what should my town name be in Animal Crossing
Dr Hare: Town of the Hare.
Black Widow: The Seductive Spider.
E: Uh… No.
Binary Bard: Astroknights.
Director D: BAD.
Captain Crawfish: Skullduggery.
E: Name it E-ville! Wait. Never mind, don’t do that! That’s a TERRIBLE name!
Dr Hare: *bursts out laughing*
E: *grins sheepishly* Heh. Meant to do that. (Nope.)
To Binary Bart Baker: attempt to do the longest “yea boii” ever
Binary Bard: I know no one by that name. *Speedwalks away*
Black Widow: If you were a superhero instead of a supervillain, who would be your sidekick?
Black Widow: I dunno, my right hand man and I don’t work together anymore, so E, I guess.
Dr Hare: I thought she’d be my sidekick.
Black Widow: The question is to me though.
Dr Hare: Yeah, but still.
Black Widow: *smirks* Oh… I get it. You want to keep her to yourself.
Dr Hare: What do you… OH. *Flushes* What is wrong with you.
Black Widow: Everything Bunny Boy.
Maroon Popper To all:
– What do you feel about being asked so many questions by random people?
Director D: Eh, it isn’t so bad.
Black Widow: Ugh. Uuuuuuuugh….
Binary Bard: It’s alright.
Black Widow: UUUUUUUUUGH… OK, it isn’t too bad.
Captain Crawfish: It be an adventure.
Dr Hare: I like it!
E: This is WAY too much fun! Are you kidding?! I wouldn’t have met these guys for real if we hadn’t done this!
Black Widow: And heaven forbid if you hadn’t met your boyfriend.
E: *flushes* Harvey ain’t my boyfriend Wid! Ruddy. Freakin. Chill.
Black Widow: *smirks* Uh huh.
E: Will you drop it? It’s old! Stop your instant shipping?
Captain Crawfish: What about boats?
E: Wrong kind! Ugh, dropping it…
– Did you choose to take part in the AtV, or did E make you?
Captain Crawfish: Well… It was hard to say no.
Black Widow: *sighs* Many regrets.
Binary Bard: And we kind of owed her, since she didn’t get us arrested. Like 600 times.
Director D: Hmm.
Dr Hare: Plus El has puppy dog eyes.
E: I do?
Dr Hare: Yeah. Your eyes get all big and you stick out your bottom lip. You never noticed?
Black Widow: How much time do you spend staring at her face Harvey?
Dr Hare: *blushes* W-what?!
E: RUDDY DROP IT WID
Black Widow: *smirks* Ain’t gonna happen.
E: -_- You suck.
Black Widow: I know.
– Pick a song that describes you and your life.
Dr Hare: Um, are you ok?
Dr Hare: … We’ll cover this next week.
– What’s your favourite food? (I know Dr Hare is going to say carrots, but never mind…)
Dr Hare: CARROTS!
E: *giggles* Never gets old.
Black Widow: I like Italian.
Binary Bard: *shrugs*
Director D: Spaghetti.
Captain Crawfish: Oranges.
E: I like food. How’s that?
Smart Flame To everyone: Have you been to Hogwarts?
E: HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!
Dr Hare: YEAH! *They high-five*
Black Widow: You have problems.
E: Ooh ooh! *Runs off and grabs an old, tattered wizard hat* Sorting Hat!
Binary Bard: Isn’t that A, a copyright infringement and B, a different universe?
E: Eh, screw it. *Drops it on his head*
E: Called it!
Binary Bard: What?
E: *puts it on Black Widow* (In unison with hat) Slytherin!
Black Widow: -_- Whatever.
E: Slither slither! *Puts it on Director D* Bet here’s another slither!
E: Nailed it! Time for the one I don’t know on! *Drops it on Captain Crawfish* Last one!
To everyone: French Fries now.
Black Widow: -_- No.
Director D: Are we perchance missing a reference? Mayhaps this is an old joke?
Binary Bard: I don’t think so.
E: I like fries. Who else wants fries?
E: I’d like to order 6 fries!
To everyone: Fight cows now.
Black Widow: Again no.
Binary Bard: Why does this keep coming up?
Director D: Because Elyana infected people.
E: *holds up bazooka* AW YEA! *Tilts* Whoa- *falls over* Ow!
Dr Hare: Are you ok?!
E: Seeing as my arm is pinned under a potato bazooka, no. *Winces* Ow.
Dr Hare: *moves the bazooka* Told you this wasn’t smart.
E: I don’t care tho… *Stands up and wobbles* Never mind, started caring. Started caring real fast.
Black Widow: -_- Yay, medical attention.
Dr Hare: I’ll handle it, come on E, you’ll be fine.
E: Right. Ok. I’m in shock, aren’t I?
Dr Hare: Probably. (They leave)
Black Widow: … And they wonder why I ship it.
Captain Crawfish: Why do people keep mentioning boats?!
To DD: Is your bald head shiny?
Director D: No.
E: Really? Can I find out? *reaches for his hair*
Director D: *stops her hand* Don’t.
E: Neef. Please don’t break my hand. I’m already one down…
Director D: How did that work out?
E: *holds up other bandaged wrist* I just crushed it a bit, should be fine soon.
Director D: Good.
E: Thanks, but can I have my other hand now if I promise not to touch your hair?
Director D: *sighs* Very well, you may go.
E: Yay, I can live!
Director D: *rolls his eyes*
Kat Girl To E, the cow theorist: My world civ teacher hit a cow in the face while golfing, so ya might wanna arm yourself with a golf club. Very handy. *thumbs up*
E: I will keep this in mind, but my doctor says I can’t fight cows for a few days.
Binary Bard: Your doctor?
E: *points at Dr Hare*
Dr Hare: Hi.
Binary Bard: Should have known.
E: Oh hush before I hit you with a golf club.
Red Rider Q: NEW DOUBLE DATE! BB AND BW WITH E AND DR H
Black Widow: NO.
E: Hoo boy.
Black Widow: You can ship all you want, but you are NOT shipping me, especially with this clown-
Binary Bard: Ow.
Black Widow: -who has another ship we’re trying to sail!
E: Heh heh heh. Morra for days guys.
Black Widow: How did the date turn out anyways?
E: Well… Technically haven’t gone… Long story, tell you later. Back to this?
Black Widow: It ain’t happening. I am drawing the line here.
E: Eh, ok.
Black Widow: Wait, really?
E: Well, I can’t really force you and I don’t really ship it, so… Yeah.
Black Widow: Phew. I mean… Yeah, ok.
E: Now if she ever asked about D and Wid…
Black Widow: -_- You suck.
E: 😋 Loves you too.
Sporty Boa To everyone besides DH: You would jump I a pool of…
Dr Hare: But… But… But… Why not me…
E: Sorry Harvey, it’s cause you’ll say carrots.
Dr Hare: *pouts, then walks off*
E: *winces* Ech… I’ll handle that later I guess. So… I’d honestly do Marshmallow Fluff because Marshmallow Fluff!
Director D: Just water please.
Black Widow: Oobleck, I don’t know.
Binary Bard: Uh… Jello?
Captain Crawfish: The water of the sea!
E: Uh, that’s just salt water.
Captain Crawfish: What be yer point?
E: … Pirate nerd.
Captain Crawfish: Hey!
E: *sprints off like the wind* OUT!
Everyone 1. Did any of you own a pet as a kid? If so, what was it’s name?
Black Widow: I had a tarantula when I was a kid.
E: *leans away from her* Why. What is wrong with you?
Black Widow: *smirks*
Binary Bard: Well, I had Merlin. Funny story, that’s why I turned him into a robot. Because… He died.
E: O_O NO THAT’S SAD!
Dr Hare: Um… I probably shouldn’t mention Flopsee then…
E: No! Don’t make me cry guys! DX
Dr Hare: No, don’t cry! *Puts an arm around her* Don’t cry.
E: *sniffs* I’m not ready to even think about Smores dieing…
Dr Hare: Smores is young, she won’t die for a while.
Black Widow: OK, this is too sappy for me. Next Q.
What’s you’re favorite cereal?
Captain Crawfish: So help me if someone says Captain Crunch…
Black Widow: Captain Crunch.
Captain Crawfish: -_- Why.
Black Widow: For the Lassie comment earlier.
E: I don’t really like cereal. Also it’s your not you’re! (Everyone looks at her) I’m a grammer nerd. Deal.
To BB: If you had a time machine, would you go back in the past to fix your mistakes or go to the future??
Binary Bard: I would… I would… *Trails off and stares into space*
E: This is why he doesn’t get one.
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Aaaaaaaand… I’m gonna go to bed now you guys. It’s late and I have school. My wrist is fine. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys.