Ask the Villains #22, Well shoot!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So, well, this week’s AtV has a story to it. So not a ton of people know this, maybe a few friends I RP with occasionally, the October Squad, my friends IRL, but I’m sick. Again. Well, technically, it’s a secondary infection, but whatever. So since I’ve been sick, I’ve basically slept for 5 days. We’re hoping I’m better tomorrow, but I don’t know. Anyways, because I was sick most of the week, I didn’t get a chance to talk to the Villains and they called me today rather panicked. Well, mostly Harvey and Binary, Wid just sounded ticked, so she probably was panicked… And D just doesn’t show emotion. Ever. So anyways, they’re over, but since I’m sick with… I keep forgetting the name, but whatever, it’s basically a giant, week long, contagious headache/migraine…

Dr Hare: Basically, she’s not allowed off the couch so she doesn’t get hurt.

E: *chuckles weakly* Harvey, I’m fine. I’m doing much better today.

Dr Hare: I still don’t want you getting hurt.

E: Oh. Erm… Onto the Qs?

Dr Hare: Onto the Qs.

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DJAlexaHattomi to Blackie: Hey, congratulations on your parallel world relationship. If you question it, don’t ask; parallel universe Harvey is confused as well.

Black Widow: What?

Dr Hare: What?

E: *Goes bright red* Why Alexa. I thought we were friends.

Black Widow: You are friends with Alexa.

E: I know I’m friends with Alexa! My friendship with Alexa is not what is in question here! Answer thy Q.

Black Widow: Right, whatever. So… Thanks, I guess? What’s he talking about?

E: *Internally screaming* Um… He’s got his own Q&A, actually. Ya know, whole alternate universe thing.

Black Widow: Who with though?!

Dr Hare: Why am I mentioned?!

E: Class dismissed.

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To E: the moshmella? sing a Marshmello song

E: There’s a song? There’s a song?!

Dr Hare: I don’t-

E: IS THERE A SONG I honestly don’t know anymore, wanna go check?

Dr Hare: Um… Sure?

(30 seconds of Googling later…)

E: Ooooooooooooh… Marshmallo is a guy… That makes way more sense then mine. Actually, take that back, it’s a big internet.

Dr Hare: Do you even know any Marshmallo songs?

E: I didn’t even know the guy existed until like 3 seconds ago. I can sing the titles to a bunch of his songs in a way that might be vaguely appealing to viewers.

Dr Hare: I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard you sing.

E: Really? Um… I can’t decide if that’s a good thing or a bad thing TBH. 😅 Heh.

Dr Hare: I’m sure you sound fine.

E: I’m not.

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Also to E: where’s that discord pic lol

E: Oh gosh… It kind of got pushed to the back burner like everything else. Heh… *Rubs back of neck* I’m sick and all, but I’m still busy. Plus I get my homework later today and… Ugh. There is going to be a lot.

Dr Hare: How long have you been sick?

E: Including the weekend, 5 days.

Dr Hare: That’s… Not good.

E: You’re telling me… I have a list of what my last while has been full of, wanna see?

Dr Hare: Sure.

  • AtV
  • Island Creation
  • Community Creation’s
  • Alexa’s pic
  • A new RP
  • Major headache
  • Homework worries
  • Hoping all goes well with being sick

Dr Hare: Did you make it into the contest?

E: I don’t know. I sent it in, but it honestly might have been an hour late so… I hope so? I’ll do a post on it if I have time, explain my thinking process on it a bit.

Dr Hare: Has anyone ever told you that you’re going to work yourself to the ground?

E: Yes, you. Which I find ironic, seeing as you were going to take over the world last summer.

Dr Hare: I also got more than 4 hours of sleep. You’re sick El, you gotta rest sometimes.

E: *sighs* Fine, I get the point.

Dr Hare: Took you long enough.

E: *smiles* Oh hush. So, yeah, anyways, I’ll get the pic to you ASAP. Sorry I haven’t gotten it to you already.

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To E-veryone (see what i did there lel): i dare everyone to do a flip

E: Oh you sneaky human. Well played. Well, since I am currently bedridden, I am not doing movement. I can almost do a flip tho.

Black Widow: You use a trampoline though, don’t you?

E: … Shut up. It’s not like you can do one…

Black Widow: Want to bet?

E: I quit life.

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Red Rider to everyone: CAN YOU ALL PLAY MINECRAFT WITH ME, IM BORED. JUST CONTACT ME THROUGH E’s DISCORD, THANKS! 👍

E: When was the last time I played Minecraft… *Looks at phone* Huh. The 16th. But that was because one of my brother’s friends was trying to set up a server and I wanted to join too. Mind you everything went wrong and I ended up playing my own survival, but whatever.

Binary Bard: You have weird tangents.

E: Thanks.

Dr Hare: We don’t have PC edition though. Well, E does, but we don’t.

E: 4 player Xbox FTW!

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Sporty Boa to DD: 1. No any good jokes? You seem very serious today…

E: Bro, D is always serious. He’s like a brick wall.

Director D: I beg to differ.

E: Bro! I have never seen you be anything but serious or mildly irritated! Harvey, back me up on this.

Dr Hare: *thinks for a second* Well, I can think of one time… Weren’t you there?

E: Not sure. When?

Dr Hare: *whispers into her ear*

E: OH! Holy fridge, I forgot about that.

Director D: When was this?

Dr Hare: *ears droop* Um… A while ago? During that prison break thing? And that girl-

E: *covers Dr Hare’s mouth* OK ENOUGH SAID boi you are going to spoil me story.

Dr Hare: *muffled* Sorry.

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To Everyone but CC: Choose a weapon: Bow and Arrow, Nunchucks, or sword?

E: Wait a tic, did he even come today?!

Black Widow: *swears under breath in French* He doesn’t have a phone, so no. No he did not.

E: ._. Oops. Sorry. Anyways, sword, numchucks or bow and arrow…

Black Widow: Probably daggers.

E: wut

Director D: I am perfectly capable with what I have.

Binary Bard: Bow and arrows to be honest. I’ve always thought they were cool.

Dr Hare: Numchucks for me.

E: Mikey?

Dr Hare: What?

E: Nothing! Anyways, I’d be sword I think. I used to be pretty proficient with the bow, but a couple years ago I lost it. And plus I have a foam Larping sword in my room, I can go grab it! *Stands up, wobbles, then sits back down* Never mind.

Dr Hare: Elyana, you’re going to hurt yourself!

E: *rubs temples* I’m good, I’m good. But when I’m not dead… I can fight as good as anyone!

Dr Hare: *smiles* Uh huh.

E: I can!

Black Widow: Right.

E: Oh hush.

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To BB: If you could become any of the following bosses from Astro Knights island which would you be? (Dragotank, Mother Pheonix, or Tigercopter?)

Binary Bard: I liked all of them evenly, so I can’t decide. At least, until they were destroyed. Then I couldn’t, because they were destroyed.

E: Not that you’re bitter. If it makes you feel better, Merlin still exists!

Binary Bard: -_-

E: Oh. Sorry. Forgot.

Binary Bard: It was sort of your fault you know.

E: I don’t control my alternate forms bro! Not my fault!

Binary Bard: I give up.

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Incredible Cat to BW: What DO you like to draw?

Black Widow: Realism, though I’m more of a painter than doodler.

E: And she thinks I’m a nerd for being an anime doodler.

Black Widow: No, I just think you’re a nerd.

E: *pauses* Oh. Well, it’s accurate.

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E: Anime contest. go.

E: YOU ARE ON! *pulls out her sketchbook and starts going though it*

Black Widow: She’s got a lot, if you can tell.

E: I take this very seriously! I love drawing in this style! Ok, I drew this Sunday, since I was semi-conscious.

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Black Widow: Who’s the guy?

E: Why do people keep asking me that, geez. I don’t know.

Black Widow: But you drew it.

E: That doesn’t mean I know! I just drew him!

Black Widow: That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

E: I never make sense. Now I know this picture sucks, I was using a phone. In a pencil drawing. With a freaking Ninjago figure as a light.

Black Widow: Why.

E: My friend got it for me. It’s actually pretty cool. Anyways Incredible Cat! I want your response/picture by next week! Let’s go!

Black Widow: You are way too competitive.

E: You met my brother?

Lesson learned. You challenge me, you welcome death. XD So anyways, I’m really sorry these are a day late! I didn’t get much of a chance to write them this week and I tried guys. I really tried! I was up til 11:30 last night trying! But I couldn’t. I needed the sleep, I’m sick. I want to be functional again. So I published today instead and something else. So… I had to move a few Qs to next week. One from Sporty Boa, one from Incredible Cat, and both of Bendy Flyer’s. I’m really sorry guys, it’s not cause I don’t love you peeps! I just couldn’t do it this week! But that doesn’t mean I can’t handle your Qs this week! Send as many as you want! I’ll do the other Qs too! Anyways, I gotta get to bed, I’m tired. I’m really sorry I haven’t been posting other stuff, much less doing my job here.

Dr Hare: El, you’re doing fine.

E: But-

Dr Hare: Go to sleep.

E: Fine. You guys should probably head home, it’s pretty late. I have school, you have life.

Dr Hare: You’re going to school tomorrow?

E: Unless my head gets worse for some reason. Which would suck. I have to, I’ve already missed a ton. Now, it’s nearly 9, I’m gonna crash, I suggest you do the same. *stands up, wobbles, but shakes it off*

Dr Hare: Do you need help getting upstairs?

E: *smiles weakly* I’m fine. Thanks though. *Heads upstairs*

Binary Bard: Smooth.

Dr Hare: Shut up! I’m just trying to help a friend!

Binary Bard: An attractive friend albeit.

Dr Hare: Just drop it. Please.

Binary Bard: Fine.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, the sick one, or the Admin/mod.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (They have WiFi in heaven, right?) Ask away!

(Yeah, that’s it. No outro, sorry. Love you guys!)

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Ask the Villains #21, Divisible by 3.

Update: Um, OK, so, there’s a couple of pictures missing and I didn’t realize it until now, but I can’t add them because I’m at ruddy school. I’ll try and add them at lunch! Sorry for the inconvenience.

Updated update: They have been added now. Sorry it took so long guys, it’s been hard to get my crap together. 

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Sorry this is out late, I honestly forgot it was Monday. Despite the soul-crushing feel of the school day. Yay.

Random Viewer: Aren’t you going to say something about the 10 year anniversary of your favorite-

*Covers Random Viewers mouth* Shh…. It’ll be OK…

Random Viewer: But-

SHH. I promise there will be one, but it’s clearly not coming out today. The reason it didn’t come out last week is because I had a crap ton of homework back up a semi on my face from the 2 DAYS I missed school. Not that I’m bitter. Anyways, let’s get down to business to the Qs!

DJAlexaHattomi: TO EVERYONE: QUOTE AS MANY MEMES AS YOU CAN. READY. SET. GO! should also add googling allowed this time, for extra meme-ality

E: Holy fridge. Um… Uh…

Black Widow: Guh, if this is another one of those answers where E and Dr Hare rattle off memes, I’m going to go insane

E: Well…

Binary Bard: Hey! I know memes too!

E: Um…

Dr Hare: Oh come on Wid, you know you like it!

E: Erm…

Director D: Can we please get this over with?

E: Uh…

Captain Crawfish: Aye, this be tiresome.

E: Alright! I get it! I’ll spill!

(Everyone looks at her)

E: It’s a lie, OK?!

Binary Bard: That’s a meme?

E: No! Maybe? I actually don’t know… Which is kind of the point! I don’t know a lot of memes, OK?! I only know one or two, and most of the time when a meme comes up, I just bluff my way through it! I don’t understand memes! I don’t know how they work! You now, being honest, if anyone knows a lot of memes in this house… It’s my brother.

Captain Crawfish: You have a brother?

E: Holy fridge James. How did you not know that?

Captain Crawfish: Lassy, kindly stop calling me that.

E: Kindly stop calling me Lassy. Anyways, yes I have a brother. Didn’t you see him… Oh right… You didn’t… Yeah, you haven’t met him. Yes, I have a brother. And he knows memes and plays video games. I have a picture. *Holds up picture of brown haired nerdy guy with glasses*

Binary Bard: He was the one we went with in Ripley’s, right?

E: Please never mention that place again, but yes.

Black Widow: I don’t get what you thought was so wrong with that place.

E: -_- Wid, pls. Anyways-

Director D: Hold on a moment… Did E’s brother remind you of anyone?

E: Uh… Myself, I guess? We don’t really look too alike, but-

Black Widow: Oh my G**! He looks like…

Captain Crawfish: He be like Binary!

Binary Bard: Wait, what?!

E: *pales* Aw fridge.

Binary Bard: You knew about this!?

E: Oh, right… I’m out! *Runs off*

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Bendy Flyer To everyone: Favorite meme?

E: Bro! I hafta show them mine!

Dr Hare: You have a meme?

E: Lemme grab it! *Sprints out*

Dr Hare: You have a meme?!

Black Widow: This actually doesn’t surprise me.

E: *comes back in* Check out my masterpiece!

MY PMFM

*long pause*

Dr Hare: That was not what I was expecting.

E: UiPE made this for me when I was just starting the community! That was a while ago, wow. I’m old… But yeah. There’s my meme face!

Binary Bard: But it isn’t a real meme…

E: Bruh. We just discussed this. IDC, this is fab.

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To BB: Can I call you BBQ for now on? 😛

Binary Bard: No. Please just no.

E: Dude! It’s Kix!

Binary Bard: What?

E: Kix’s full online name is Kix Que! So my shipping friend calls get BBQ sometimes!

Binary Bard: Um… Thanks, now it sounds like a ship name.

E: ._. Oops. Time to go add that to the list of things I can’t ship.

Binary Bard: You’re that set?

E: I just want to live! DX *runs off*

Binary Bard: … I just want to meet this Kix!

Black Widow: Me too.

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Kat girl to BW: Realistic art contest. Now.

Black Widow: I don’t usually draw people… I’m more of a-

E: LET’S GO IT IS ON! *Points at her* YOU ME TO THE FINISH!

Black Widow: Are you serous?

E: I can do this!

Black Widow: You draw anime style, Poptropican and whatever the heck this is!

D&D insanity

E: Fabulous, that’s what that is.

Black Widow: I would crush you…

E: Then let’s go!

(20 minutes later)

E: … Yeah, that was a mistake.

Black Widow: You ready to show each other?

E: -_- I hate you.

Black Widow: *smirks* I know.

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BB: What’s your fave book? I like Percy Jackson.

Binary Bard: I’m not sure, actually. I read a lot so-

E: Artemis Fowl…

Binary Bard: I think we can guess E’s is.

E: You bet your boot-shanckles.

Binary Bard: I bet my what?

E: Ne’er mind.

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CC: Do you actually know how to swim? Just wondering.

E: Can pirates swim?! Oh my heck I never thought of this! Most sailors way back when couldn’t, but could a pirate?!

Captain Crawfish: I… I can swim.

E: Awesome. I love hanging out with you guys, it makes me feel like I live in a fantasy world.

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BW: Nice hair.

Black Widow: Why thank you.

E: I can’t tell if she was being sarcastic or not.

Black Widow: Same answer.

E: Fair point.

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DD: Can you pleeeaaasssee give me a moustache? The stick on kind itch. ALOT.

Director D: What? I- *sighs* I don’t have magic hair powers, ok?! I’m not completely obsessed with hair!

E: Heh heh heh. I can help on the mustache thing though, shockingly.

Director D: Are you serious?

E: Yup, maybe. Harvey and I… Well, OK, mostly Harvey, were working in this hair growth gun, kind of for you, but it only kind of works.

Director D: Meaning?

E: Meaning we… He accidentally created a mustache ray? But it only works half the time and only on your upper lip.

Director D: I question how you spend your time.

E: Who doesn’t?

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DH: Have you ever been to college?

Dr Hare: Yes, actually, I went to N.I.S.S. a little while back.

E: He graduated young BTW.

Dr Hare: This is true.

E: And I still hafta go to SCHOOL.

Dr Hare: And if you’re wondering, yes, I do sometimes help her with her homework occasionally, but usually she just does it herself.

E: When I actually do it you mean.

Dr Hare: Not that she’s bitter about it or anything.

E: Heaven forbid.

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E: Have you ever dyed your hair? Just wondering (again)

E: Me? Nah, my hair’s always been naturally this shade. You know, blonde. Hmm…. Hey Harvey!

Dr Hare: *Looks up* Eh?

E: My hair. More sandy blonde or honey blonde?

Dr Hare: Um… Sandy.

E: Sandy blonde. It changes as the year goes round, so I can only do so much to keep track… I barely brush it as it is… But this frizz-ball is naturally blonde to answer your question.

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LW: Your wings look a little small on you. ;P

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E: I know all the scientific evidence of how she can have wings and how they can actually hold her weight! So-

Lucky Wing: Please no.

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Everyone: I asked everyone a question, right?

Director D: You have now.

E: Well then.

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Everyone: How awesome is the person that is me?

E: You is all the awesome!

Black Widow: I thought you were a grammer nerd E.

E: I’m trying to be funny Wid. Don’t ruin my thunder!

Dr Hare: Is that how that phrase goes?

E: No.

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Haha! I am daring everyone to lick a tree

E: I licked a door once.

(Everyone looks at her)

E: What?!

Director D: Are you serous?

E: Yes! I have other friends outside this, OK? And they’re just as weird as you lot, if not weirder….

Binary Bard: What were you doing?

E: *mutters something under breath*

Captain Crawfish: What?

E: Truth or Dare, OK?!

Black Widow: Are you serious? We had to ban that game!

E: I couldn’t exactly say “my friend the ex-cat-burglar says I can’t play Truth or Dare because me and my other friends tend to blow up the house playing it,” Ok?! That sounds weird even to me! We didn’t destroy anything, though I… Never mind, tell ya guys later.

Dr Hare: ._. Dang E.

E: Yups.

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(E is wrapping a bandage around her foot)

Dr Hare: Are you OK?

E: Me? I’m fine. Why?

Dr Hare: Um… You’re wrapping a bandage around your foot.

E: Oh that? Nah, just banged my toe good during school today, bent the nail back. Just before lunch ended. And it was bleeding during the first 5 minutes. And the girl in front of me gave me a disgusted look, but I’m already pretty sure she thinks I’m a freak, so whatever.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: I have weird stories. Seriously, I’m honestly shocked no one asked about the date. Grateful, but shocked.

Dr Hare: You’re probably going to get a question about what happened at Ripley’s.

E: Oh sonofamother. I’m only doing that one if someone makes me. i.e puts in a Q so I hafta tell. Anyways, rules?

Dr Hare: Rules.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, the moshmella, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die, at which point I’ll probably come back as a ghost and make Kix do it. Because I’m like that. Ask away!

E: People do realize I actually modify that slightly ever time, right?

Dr Hare: *shrug*

E: Anyways! Hope you guys enjoyed that chaos! I’ll going to go crash now and hopefully wake up in less pain than I did today! It’s not much, just a million knots in my back due to stress, it just hurts. Often.

Dr Hare: You really do get more honest when you’re tired. In interesting ways.

E: I agree with that. So yeah! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: word count 1815 if you were wondering.

Ask the Villains 20, Being Us! Again!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So I’m actually getting this out before midnight guys! Aren’t you so proud of me?

Dr Hare: We’re proud of you El!

See!

*proceeds to procrastinate posting until nearly 12 o clock*

Well crum.

Anyways, I thought I’d show you guys the preliminary to this week’s AtV. See, I shouldn’t be given ideas. (*Cough cough* Alexa) So I’mma show you some of today’s texts, cause I’ve had a bit of a crazy day.

AtV 20 texts all

-_- Yeah, it was an adventure. Anyways, let’s get to it!

 

DJAlexaHattomi To EVERYONE (except for E): Why choose a road of villainy? (If anyone needs counseling t get them away from villainy, I’m a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can’t teach tha- wait, wrong thing… if you can get the reference, +15 points, but no googling)

E: Why not me?!

Black Widow: Because you’re not and have never been a Villain.

E: But-

Black Widow: I’m so sorry you’re such a sweet and innocent person. Now will you please drop it?

E: I’m not really innocent… I’ve been on the Internet, haven’t I?!

Black Widow: -_- Out.

E: Fine… *Leaves, pouting.*

Black Widow: If you’re wondering cheeka, you don’t choose villainy, villainy chooses you.

Dr Hare: What.

Black Widow: That also might have just been me. Look, all I’m saying is that most of us became villains because we were fueled by revenge!

Director D: I would say that’s fair.

Binary Bard: You should do guest lectures on villainy.

Black Widow: Hmm. I kind of like the sound of that. Black Widow, Villainy Seminar.

Captain Crawfish: Don’t be giving her ideas lad.

Black Widow: Too late! I have plans!

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to E AND to the question askers (so they doesn’t feel left out): why talk about all this date stuff, when this whole series was mainly to ask questions in the first place? This all confuses me as much as Confucius.

E: Yay I’m in this one! Finally! *Reads it again* Aw fridge.

Black Widow: *grins slyly* That reminds me El. How was your date with Dr Hare?

E: *flushes* My heck Wid. It was… fine…

Black Widow: That bad?

Dr Hare: We kind of kicked out of McDonald’s…

E: *buries face in hands* I’m so embarrassed…

Binary Bard: I officially want to hear this story.

E: No!

Dr Hare: *pauses* Alright then.

E: Uh… Anyways. This became kind of an ask/dare/whatever-you-so-desire… So… I’m not sure! Hey, you know what we should do for the 20th celebration?

Binary Bard: Do I want to know?

E: Give the askers the power to whatever the heck they want, even if it involves magics.

Binary Bard: I didn’t.

Director D: How about we wait until we do that, seeing as if we attempted that, you would undoubtedly overwork yourself to death.

E: Would not!

Dr Hare: Um…

E: Fine.

(So no, no magics just yet. Sorry guys.)

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Bendy Flyer To Dr. Hare: You know that rabbits eat grass more, so do you ever eat grass?

Dr Hare: ._. No. I really don’t.

E: Have you ever tried…

Dr Hare: No…

E: *Grins* You should…

Dr Hare: E no.

E: E yes…

Dr Hare: *Shoots her a look* Why…

E: Because I can… *Overly innocent look*

Dr Hare: *Smiles and rolls eyes* What are you doing?

E: Being fab. You?

Dr Hare: Being confused.

E: Like a boss tho.

Dr Hare: Um… sure.

E: Like a baws!!

Dr Hare: :eyes closed laugh smile:

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Binary Hawk To BB: I luv Javascript, but binary is a better code. Wouldn’t you agree? *cough* If you don’t I will blast you *cough*

Binary Bard: Er…

E: Isn’t JavaScript just an easier way to code said binary?

Binary Bard: I just want to know why she wants to blast me so bad.

E: Hmm. Um… The only reason I can think of is that you deserve or something.

Binary Bard: -_- Thank you, that was very helpful.

E: Sorry. They can’t all be brilliant.

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To BB: I have it! I can blast your face off! *Grabs laser lipstick* Darn. It’s jammed. Uggh. Why did Kat have to use the lipstick part! It always messes up the laser sensor!!! I need… tweezers. Harriet!!! Where’s your first aid kit? No, I’m not dying! Oh, nevermind! You got lucky, cyberboy; But I will be back. *Flies off*

Binary Bard: O_o

E: I wanna lipstick taser. *Calls into the other room* Harvey! We should make a lipstick taser!

Binary Bard: Do you even use lipstick?

E: No, but I’d use the taser end!

Binary Bard: That alone scares me. Who’s Harriet?

E: Erm… *really fast* She’sHarvey’sDaughterInAnAlternateDimmesion?

Binary Bard: What?

Dr Hare: WHAT?!

E: ._.

Dr Hare: The… How?! HOW?!

Binary Bard: Who’s the mother?

E: Geez, why does everyone keep asking that? She… Harriet’s a test tube baby, literally, so there is no mom?

Dr Hare: What is happening?

E: We’re breaking the fourth wall soooooo much right now.

Binary Bard: You’re doing a Q&A, there is no 4th wall.

E: Fair enough.

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Kat Girl To E*: Do you REALLY wanna be called potato?
*Potato girl. (Ur a super hero now)

E: Harvey! I’m a Potato hero!

Dr Hare: Are you sure you want to be proud of that…?

E: Why not?!

Dr Hare: Just trust the Bunny Boy, alright? Besides, aren’t you a marshmallow?

E: Oh yeah… *Pauses* Still wanna be a super hero.

Dr Hare: *laughs*

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Fierce Flyer to everyone: does anyone have any special/hidden talents?

Captain Crawfish: I’m sneakier than I look. *Winks*

E: :sweat:

Black Widow: I speak French, and I’m a cat thief.

Director D: I prefer to keep those hidden, in case I need them later.

E: What the heck man?

Dr Hare: *shrugs* I can track scents.

E: I thought I had a good sense of smell, then I met this guy! I guess I’m pretty flexible…

Dr Hare: Can you do the splits?

E: I’m pretty close! I took Gymnastics a few years back, little known factoid there. But…

Dr Hare: But…?

E: I can’t touch my toes.

Black Widow: Seriously?

E: Yup. Haven’t been able to touch them since 2015.

Binary Bard: When did you take gymnastics?

E: I think it was 2013. Maybe. *Shrugs* That was forever ago. Always, onto you.

Binary Bard: Right. I guess I can easily hack into a computer or database simply by getting close enough.

E: Yeah, but then you pass out and we hafta make sure no one notices…

Black Widow: Have you done this?

E: No!

Dr Hare: No!

Binary Bard: No!

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Black Widow: -_- I so don’t believe you.

Binary Bard: I’m not surprised. I didn’t believe me either.

E: Heh heh.

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To DD: have a favorite gadget?

Director D: My bowtie grappling hook.

*Pause*

E: That it?

Director D: I’m done.

E: That it then.

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To E: What’re your favorite things about the Poptropica Fandom?

E: Oh my heck, EVERYTHING! I would quite literally call this the perfect community. And I don’t use the word literally in vain.

Dr Hare: I can vouch for that!

E: Grammer nerd FTW! Anyways, everyone is really friendly and fun and polite and creative and just awesome in general! I’m honestly glad I found this community and that I was able to join it. You guys are… Some of the best things that have happened to me. *Wipes eyes* Gosh darn it, y’all gonna make me cry.

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I love you guys, seriously. Anyways, this is my 20th AtV! That means… Wait a second… Binary!

Binary Bard: What?

E: There’s about 52 weeks in a year, right?

Binary Bard: Yeah.

E: Holy cow… There’s no way… Wouldn’t that mean we’ve been doing this for… *Calculates mentally* Dude! We’ve been doing this for 40% of a year!

Binary Bard: Um… OK?

E: That’s like 4.8 months, right?

Binary Bard: I think so. How are you doing all this math so fast?

E: I… *shrugs* I dunno. With my brain?

Binary Bard: You never cease to amaze me.

E: I don’t think that was a compliment, but thanks? So I feel like we should do a little something, IDK what. We’ll do a little more for the 26th one, I guess.

Binary Bard: *Shrugs*

Black Widow: I could show them some of the texts you and Dr Hare send each other.

E: Why are you even looking at those.

Dr Hare: Will people stop stealing my phone?! *grabs for it*

Black Widow: Nah ah ah! Not til I’ve had a look!

Dr Hare: I’m taller than you!

E: She plays a decent game of keep-away.

Black Widow: Using your nails was cheating.

E: Stealing my sketchbook throws all rules out the window Wid.

Black Widow: And look at this!

AtV 20 texts DH & E

E: Oh behold. The fact that I had an essay. And that I’m still in school. And like cookies. Congradu-freaking-lations.

Captain Crawfish: I just want t’know if he brought cookies.

E: He did as a matter of fact. Cause he’s a nice person.

Black Widow: Can we just admire the face that you make this way too easy.

E: You are not helping!

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, potato girl, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, Youtube, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die, at which point I’ll probably come back as a ghost and make Kix do it. Because I’m like that. Ask away!

E: Yeah… so now I’mma head to bed… I stayed up msging people and working on my essay after Harvey went home. *Shrug* Anyways, I’mma crash now! Also… expect something else this next week! There’s some good stuff I have planned! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

 

Extending the Contest!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Uh… so, this is rather self explanatory. I’m extending the header contest another week! It’s not because no one entered, promise. It’s cause… I only have 2 entries. Which I guess that is, kind of… But the entries I have thus far are really good!

If you have no idea what’s going on, here’s a link to the original post so I don’t have to explain it again. (I’m lazy, LOL.)

Header contest… Thing.

Anyways, feel free to enter now! New deadline is the 16th! Can’t wait to see the rest! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #19, Um… Because!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Happy Labrador! Uh, I mean Labor day! Heh. 😅

Anyways, so I apologise in advance if any of these aren’t as funny as they usually are. I managed to catch a “cold.” A cold of eternal suffering maybe! Ugh, I’m going mad. (This is my 6th day, ych.) Right, so… 2 ze Qs!

(Also go check out my header contest pls thank you love you all!)

 

SO UM I MISSED A Q LAST WEEK I APOLOGIZE FW I’M ON IT!! 

Friendly Whale: *holds up microphone at Harvey’s face*
Sir are you aware there’s a hurricane in texas named after you right now??
(*cough*sorryIhadtoXD)

E: I was wondering when someone would notice that!

Dr Hare: I have a hurricane?!

E: That or *le gasp* YOU’VE BEEN USING IT AS A FRONT!

Dr Hare: *Cracks a smile* You caught me!

E: *laughs, then gets serious* Ok, in all honestly, it’s kind of freaky and I feel really bad for the people over there.

Dr Hare: Agreed.

E: Good luck to the people in need. Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

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DJKeikoYokoyama to Binary Bart Scott: Why did you choose binary over hexadecimal?

Binary Bard: Um… Alteration, I suppose…

E: *Silently googling* Hex… A… Pancakes?

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Also to Binary Bart Scott: What’s your favorite programming language?

Binary Bard: I like JavaScript.

E: Which one is that?

Binary Bard: It’s a Programming language, like he said.

E: I know that. I do know some programming, genius. I’m just trying to remember where I used that one.

Binary Bard: You know programming?

E: Well, yeah. I haven’t done any in a while, but I do know it.

Binary Bard: …

E: What?

Binary Bard: Is there anything you don’t know?!

E: Advanced calculus, the actual plot of most horror movies, why people play FNAF and pretty much the entire 12th grade. Also the whole romance thing… I’ve been around, OK?Plus I’m a nerd.

Binary Bard: *sighs* And you seriously wonder why Dr Hare likes you.

E: Well I- Wait, what?!

Binary Bard: *sighs again* Nothing.

E: -_- Fine then.

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To Black Widow: Why did you choose that name?

Black Widow: Because… It fit. I went through most of those names during my teenage years, when I was trying to make a name for myself and trying out several different things. I finally picked Black Widow and now I’m here.

E: In your nerdy friend’s basement. Answering weird questions. Sent in by kids. And teens. From cat knows where.

Black Widow: -_- Pretty much.

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To Captain Crawfish: What were you before you became a captain?

Captain Crawfish: James.

E: *claps slowly* Well played Crawfish, well played.

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Fierce Flyer to DH: Would you rather eat apples for a day or celery.

Dr Hare: I’d rather eat… Drumroll please…

E: Oh sweet glory.

Dr Hare: Carrots!

E: Harvey!

Dr Hare: What?!

E: You are ruddy predicable!

Dr Hare: And that’s how they like it.

E: … K, fair enough.

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To CC: How’d you get that eyepatch?

Captain Crawfish: Did I answer this one yet?

E: *Pulls out tablet* Erm… 2nd one, you answered something very similar. But the real question is where did you get the eyepatch?

Captain Crawfish: Pirate Outpost?

E: I wouldn’t know, once I finished Skullduggery, I never played again. Sorry bro.

Captain Crawfish: *sighs* Whatever. I am used to it.

E: That actually doesn’t surprise me..  Sorry no one likes your island. Ok, correction. I can think of 2 people who live Skullduggery.

Captain Crawfish: Who?

E: My brother and youngest sister.

Captain Crawfish: Huh. And you don’t like it because…?

E: I spent an entire summer on it! 24 flippin videos!

Captain Crawfish: ._. Alright then.

E: Maybe I should have you do a Q with my sister… Hmm…

Carson

Captain Crawfish: Uh oh.

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E: Cats or Dogs?

E: UM.

Dr Hare: You have a cat, so shouldn’t this be easy?

E: NO. THIS IS HARD.

Dr Hare: What?

E: I love all animals!

Black Widow: Minus tarantulas. And mosquitoes…

E: Hush thy judging mouth.

Dr Hare: Do you like bunnies?

E: Well, yeah. Who doesn’t? Why do you ask?

Dr Hare: No reason.

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BW: If you could travel to any country in the world what would it be?

Black Widow: France. I hear good things about it. Honestly, I’d just like to see Europe, but definitely France.

E: Le Frenchie!

Black Widow: I do know French you know.

E: … All I have is putting “Le” in front of random stuff. Which I picked up. From someone else. … Whoo.

Black Widow: -_- What even.

E: I don’t even know anymore.

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Red Rider: G** D**N IT!!!! E AND DH GO ON A G** D**N DATE

(Yes I know they weren’t the worst words, weren’t even that bad by swearing standards, but the blog’s a swear-free zone, sorry.)

E: *Covers Dr Hare’s ears* Nu! Don’t swear! He has to remain an innocent bunny guys!

Dr Hare: What was the question?

E: INNOCENCE! Wait… *Uncovers* Sorry. Don’t worry about it.  She just wants us to go out.

Dr Hare: Oh, it’s that Red Rider.

E: *giggles* Yup, it’s my friend Red. Who’s more into my love life than I am.

Dr Hare: *smiles* But pretty much everyone is anyways.

E: I agree with that statement. So… we’re going out?

Dr Hare: Didn’t we agree to go on that double date?

E: Yeah, but I’m not sure when… So…

Dr Hare: I guess we’re going on two dates then.

E: ._. Ok then.

Dr Hare: What?

E: Nothing.

Dr Hare: You OK?

E: Fine!

(I’ll post it next week, probably. Sorry, it’ll be out soon!)

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Maroon Popper to all: Where did you grow up?

Dr Hare: 24 Carrot.

E: SHOCKER.

Captain Crawfish: Skullduggery.

E: No way!

Binary Bard: Astroknights, I grew up with the King and Que-

E: Mind blown!

Binary Bard: -en. E, what are you-

Black Widow: Counterfeit…

E: NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!

Director D: …

E: SILENCE IS NOT A- Oh never mind. I need to stop being salty anyways.

Dr Hare: Yeah… That’d be good.

E: *sneezes* Sorry. Sick. Sleep. Stuff.

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If you could visit any country in the world, which would it be?

Black Widow: Europe.

Binary Bard: Same.

Director D: England to be specific.

Captain Crawfish: The Caribbean.

E: Ireland, I suppose. Maybe Germany.

Dr Hare: Literally no preference!

(Pause)

E: Fair as anything.

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Bendy Flyer: What do you think about cheesecake?

Black Widow: It’s pretty good.

E: I LOVE CHEESECAKE

Dr Hare: I prefer carrot cake, but cheesecake is good too!

E: … How did the potato location girl end up hanging with the carrot boy anyways?

Dr Hare: *Shrug*

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Purple Claw to Dr Hare: (It’s a quote from his new fanfiction) 

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Dr Hare: ._. What…

E: *holding back a laugh*

Dr Hare: I don’t get it.

E: *bursts out laughing* Oh my heck, you… That’s totally you Harvey.

Dr Hare: *Mystified* But… I didn’t say that…

E: *wipes eyes, chuckling* It’s… It’s the whole… Oh gosh, your face was priceless!

Dr Hare: ._. What….

E: Sorry. *Takes a deep breath* It’s PC’s story. He showed me the quote and asked me to show it to you and… Your face was perfect.

Dr Hare: Well… Good to know.

E: Wait, what?

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Binary Hawk to Harvey: Why did you summon a hurricane and then name it after yourself? That’s like, too obvious. (Admit it, we all know you did it. I have evidence.) Honestly, I’m kinda impressed, because it’s better than the Great Carrot Depression, but what do you have against Texas?

Dr Hare: I like Texas! And the hurricane isn’t me!

E: Yeah, it’s not really your style m8.

Dr Hare: I don’t- Mate?

E: It’s what I call some of my close friends. Don’t worry about it.

Dr Hare: Alright then. But I wouldn’t call the hurricane “Harvey!” Not a ton of people know my first name. I only tell it to my close friends!

E: Oops.

Dr Hare: What?

E: I feel like a cheater, I found yours on your papers…

Dr Hare: Eh, I would have told you anyways.

E: Yay!

Dr Hare: *smiles* My point is, I would have called it something different.

E: Like Hurricane Bunny.

Dr Hare: Something like that.

E: Fun fact, did you know there’s a list of hurricane names that they use? They have a list of I-forget-how-many and they use the same list every 7 years.

Dr Hare: I didn’t, actually. Where did you learn that?

E: 3rd grade I think… And I did a little research a while back… Gosh, I know way too much useless information! What am I doing with my life?!

Dr Hare: *shrugs*

E: *coughs* Ignoring my insanity, can I question the Great Carrot Depression part? Cause I like that description.

Dr Hare: That was mostly because I needed fuel. Also partially because of revenge.

E: I knew it!

Dr Hare: What?

E: Nothing.

Dr Hare: *sighs* My point is, the hurricane isn’t me. Besides, there are some cool people in Texas!

E: DJKeikoYokoyama… um… more people I can’t think of… I don’t actually know… I’m not really good at this…

Dr Hare: Anyways…

E: Anyways. You’re more of an “elaborate plan” villain. I think that’s the second on my list…

Dr Hare: You have a list?

E: *Pulls a piece of paper from her pocket.* Maybe Erm… Yeah, “2: Elaborate Plans; more into gadgets then killing.”

Dr Hare: You never cease to amaze me.

E: *looks up and smiles* Thank you!

Dr Hare: *taken aback* Welcome?

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Who likes the Hunger Games? Or maybe Matched…. I love dystopian romance novels.

E: I’m not really into dystopian, they’re too dark for me. I like romances though!

Black Widow: Knew it.

E: Shut up, you like em too.

Black Widow: Do not.

E: Do too!

Binary Bard: What is happening.

E: -_- *Shoots Black Widow a look* Never mind. Anyways, I haven’t read the Hunger Games. Or watched the movies. Or… Anything. You guys?

Binary Bard: I’m still catching up on your books. But the Hunger Games sounds interesting…

E: There’s a lot of hype for it, but it seems way too brutal for me. I’m kind of a wimp…

Black Widow: You got through the Avengers movies alright.

E: Did you miss the part where I was freaking out during most of Iron Man 3?!

Dr Hare: She kind of almost knocked her chair over…

Captain Crawfish: She did knock over the chair when the accountant got shot.

E: Ok, ok fine! Shut up! I was scared.img_20170904_211728232.jpg

Director D: You have nothing to fear but-

E: Oh shut up.

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On another topic, (genre) Who’s read Artemis Fowl? D might like it. just saying. So would BB.

E: I FREAKING LOVE FOWL HECK YES

Binary Bard: I enjoyed them.

E: They are the best books I have ever read. Not even kidding, I can read them over and over and over-

Black Widow: They were alright.

E: I didn’t know you read them.

Black Widow: You have the complete set, I got bored.

Director D: I have not read them yet.

E: Read. Them.

 

See, there are some upsides to El being on time guess!

She actually draws things.

And then gets distracted watching YouTube animations the whole night.

Way to be El.

Anyways! Hope you guys liked that post!

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, the potato, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die, at which point I’ll probably come back as a ghost and make Kix do it. Because I’m like that. Ask away!

And I should probably go sleep because A, I’m sick and B, I probably hafta go to school tomorrow. Bleh. BLEH. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Header contest… Thing.

Pinned in case anyone else wants to see this sucka. Because YES!

Update: I realized I didn’t include Picture references! Those are important! Shoot me off an email or Discord DM if you need one! I have any one you might need! (I have a lot…) 

ANOTHER Update! So I’ve extended the deadline to the 16th! Extending the Contest!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Ok, first off, my last post was my 100th (possibly 101) post on my blog! Whoo! I’ve come so far! But it doesn’t end here even. So I checked my notifications today…

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Aw yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wonder who the lucky sub is!

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It’s… just a bot.

I don’t care. 😀

Also I hit 6000 hits! (Wow, hit hits? Redundancy much?) WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO this is epic.

And, the other day I was reading SB’s post about his logo and header just now. (Link, go read his post. Now human mortal.) The post was mostly about his logo, but it reminded me of my header. Which hasn’t changed in 9 months.

Dr Hare: 10 months!

Me: 10 months! Not helping!

Dr Hare: Sorry.

Anyways! So what do these things have to do with one another? Well my dear Viewer-chan*, everything!

Random viewer: But you’re older than most of us-

Irrelevant! Besides, you don’t see me calling my crush Senpai* or anything! It’s just me kidding around.

Viewer: … Wut.

Regardless!! So I’m going to make a new header for the blog! My current one is one I made with the Poptropica photo booth, soooooo… Ye.

Viewer: Dang.

Yeah, anyways, the point of this episode blog post is to announce that there’s gonna be some changes! Aka I’ll change the header and actually add the VIP tags and Nominated for Best Pop blog. Ya know, actually look semi-professional.

Something like that.

So do you guys want to send me some ideas? Just send me a sketch or even your own! I’ll show them all in a post next week and decide then! I know this seems a little ridiculous, but I think it’ll be fun! So I’m making this a contest!

Because that’s the normal thing to do.

“Official” rules and guidelines

  • The contest ends Saturday, September 9th 16th!
  • Keep it G rated or I’m not publishing. No blood, nothing inappropriate, no cussing.
  • I’d like the header to have Me (E) and Lucky. If you want to add more Poptropicans, go right ahead! Heck, you can even leave a couple Poptropicans blank and I could add in some details. (I have a couple OCs in reserve.) It’s up to you!
  • I’d recommend leaving a couple spots in the top right corner where I can add the VIP tags and the Award. You don’t have to, I can just add it over top. This point is rather pointless.
  • Send it me on Discord or shoot me off an email at rulersofpoptropica@gmail.com . Don’t spam me with emails/msgs please. If I don’t respond right away, that doesn’t mean I won’t see it! Also, if you just spam me for no reason, I’m not accepting your entry. And I want to accept entries. So don’t spam.
  • If you don’t think you’re good at art, send it in anyways! If you really, really want me to, I’ll redraw it for you. (Though I bet it’s fabulous.)
  • Have fun. Or else.

So…  yeah, that’s it for the rules! Send in a submission whenever! In… the next couple weeks preferably!! You really should enter guys, this is gonna be crazy fun! In brief, other news, I might post something … different this month. See, I want to enter the Community Creations and I have an idea in mind. It’s a story and there will probably be a few pictures. I’ll explain more in the actual post, but I just feel like I probably ought to let you guys know. I honestly haven’t been doing a ton of posts recently, minus the AtV. Generally because I don’t even have time to write that until Monday night… (Sweat emoji) I need to reevaluate my life. Anyways, I’m a little more caught up as of late, so hopefully there will be more posts and more things for you guys to enjoy! So…. I should really end this post and go take care of myself… (I’m sick.) So yeah! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

*Senpai and (name)-chan basically means teacher, but sometimes has a romantic context. If you didn’t know. I don’t usually use it, but I was bored.

PS: Happy birthday to Red Rider!