Ask the Villains #27, Happy Halloween!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Happy Halloween y’all! You ready for some of the spooky encounters with the Villains?!

Black Widow: No.

E: Light. You.

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To Kat: To everyone: Do you realize you are giving out highly personal info and could be the victim of Identity theft? (Anything you say can and will be used against you)

Black Widow: That’s a pleasant way to start.

E: Shh…

Dr Hare: But-

E: Shh!

Dr Hare: I don’t-

E: *covers his mouth with both hands* SHH!

Dr Hare: *flushes and tries to move her hands* Wha-

E: We’re trying not to get your lovely identities stolen!

Black Widow: Who would steal the identities of 5 ragtag Villains?

E: And a 10 year old I’m trying not get arrested before he even hits teenage years!

Poptropica: What?

E: Nothing!

Black Widow: You do know this is bogus, right? No one’s actually stealing our identities.

E: Oh…

Binary Bard: It wasn’t obvious?

E: Sorry… I’m a little paranoid as far as online goes…

Binary Bard: We kinda noticed…

Black Widow: *smirks* You gonna take your hands off Hare now?

E: What? Oh… *Blushes and removes hands* Sorry.

Dr Hare: It’s fine… *Rubs mouth* You’re good.

E: Good, maybe. Gullible moron, yes.

Dr Hare: You’re not a gullible moron.

E: Yes I am. I’m a complete idiot sometimes.

Dr Hare: *sighs* Who isn’t occasionally.

E: Fair enough…

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CC: Not THAT daughter, the other one from another dimension! Jeez, dude, ya need to keep track of your kids! ;p BTW Bonnie and I are pen pals. She’s a pretty cool person. Oh, and she’s mad you forgot to send her a B-day present. Just so you know. *HINT HINT*

Captain Crawfish: I… I… I thought…

E: Please tell me you only have 1 daughter.

Captain Crawfish: I thought I did.

E: Phew! Bullet dodged.

Captain Crawfish: I did send Bonnie a present though. Did she not get it?

E: I’mma go get a carrier pigeon.

Dr Hare: How are they pen pals through dimensions though?! That makes no sense!

E: How was I able to text my friends while in another universe? Weird crap happens bro. There are a couple medians.

Dr Hare: But… It makes no sense…

E: I dunno. Maybe they have a rift? Or a rift creator… Ooh.

Dr Hare: No more of that, please. 

E: Evil El got sorted out! Mostly. After leaving me with a few mental scars… And nearly killing us both…

Dr Hare: Never again. Please.

E: *Laughs* You got it Champ. *Punches him playfully on the arm* It’ll make our lives easier at any rate.

Dr Hare: *smiles sheepishly* Thanks.

Captain Crawfish: Evil El?

E: Less said the better…

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BB: Can I borrow your laser bazooka? Pwetty pwease? *Adorable chibi Bambi eyes*

Binary Bard: No.

E: CHIBI.

Binary Bard: Are you serious?! I’m not giving her a laser bazooka! She’d probably shoot me with it!

E: I dunno about that… *Smirks*

Binary Bard: wut.

E: Nothing. Honesty, it cracks me up how many fangirls you get. I mean, we have the suave spy, the Bad-A art thief, the pirate Captain…

Binary Bard: The bunny rabbit, but he’s already taken…

E: Quiet you. Look, just keep in mind you have fangirls. Many.

Binary Bard: Also you can be swayed by chibi eyes.

E: What.

Binary Bard: Is that why you’re so into Hare? Cause he’s got some mean chibi game.

E: I’m not that into Harvey… *Poink* HOLY CRAP I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

Binary Bard: I knew it!

E: You misheard me! I said it weird!

Binary Bard: It’s too late now! I already heard it!

E: No you didn’t! You’re hallucinating!

Binary Bard: Uh huh. Sure.

E: No no no no no no this is a nightmare. You can’t know about this, it was bad enough when Wid found out….

Binary Bard: Oh, she knows too? That explains it…

E: This explains nothing! I do not have a crush on Harvey! It’s just… my heart messing with me again, I guess.

Binary Bard: *Taken aback* What?

E: Nothing. It’s… nothing. Look, there’s a reason I’m not doing anything. I’ve learned my lesson and I don’t want to hurt Harvey either, ok?

Binary Bard: ._.

E: Sorry, it’s weird. I’m… kind of secretly a mess 24/7?

Binary Bard: What even….

E: *Flushes* Long story. Don’t you dare tell Harvey I have a crush on him! It’s complicated enough as it is!

Binary Bard: OK, OK, geez.

(20 minutes later)

Dr Hare: What were you and E talking about eariler?

Binary Bard: Chibi. She apparently likes Chibi.

Dr Hare: Really?

Binary Bard: Well who doesn’t like Chibi?

Dr Hare: You.

Binary Bard: Fair enough.

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DD: Why do you have a grey toupee? Why not something like a brown one? #youlooklikeanoldguy

Director D: -_- I don’t need to justify my decisions to you.

E: He wanted to look older than he was! You know, to look cool. Get street cred. The like.

Director D: E…

E: I guessed that one, actually. Was I right?

Director D: E.

E: Sorry.

Director D: Why did you never become a spy?

E: Because I’m a wimp with no upper body strength and Lucky did it, so there you go.

Director D: Ah. How are you two seperated anyways?

E: WELL… That’s rather complicated. See, Lucky Wing is a Poptropican from your dimension. I am merely another form of her and vise versa… Mostly.

Director D: Mostly?

E: Anyways, I use her name as my online persona most of the time, such as most of my blogging career and the entirety of my YouTube career. But she’s her own person and I’m mine. It’s a little weird, but there ya go.

Director D: Alright then.

E: *hums quietly* Am I good now? I should probably do the next Q.

Director D: Go ahead.

E: Okie! *Skips off*

Director D: How does she do it? She doesn't look like she has anything, and yet... She's even caused Dr Hare to... I need to invesigate further. 

E: *Poke shead in* You done monologuing? You’re up pretty soon.

Director D: *Starts* How did you…?

E: Guessed. I’m Lucky. *Giggles and leaves*

Director D: How.

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DH: How long are your ears?

E: They’re… Hmm.

Dr Hare: I’d say they’re maybe… more than a foot… They’re…

E: *Grabs his arms and holds them up above his head* Wow. About the same.

Dr Hare: *Blushes* What are you-

E: Being scientific. How about you?

Dr Hare: Uh… nothing, currently.

E: Okie, good. Gimme a sec… *Let’s go of him arms and touches one his ears tentatively* Is it OK if I touch your ears?

Dr Hare: Yeah, sure.

E: Yay! *drags a chair over and sits him down in it* I have been dying to know about these.

Dr Hare: You have?

E: I’m a curious human. *touches his ears tentatively* You sure you don’t mind?

Dr Hare: Nope.

E: Alright. *Strokes the ear gently* Uh… It just went stiff… That normal?

Dr Hare: No. I mean yes.

E: Uh… Ok? I’mma measure them now.

Dr Hare: Ok…

E: *holds up a ruler* I’d say… About 3 feet each? Cool.

Dr Hare: T-thanks.

E: Are you OK?

Dr Hare: Uh… Cold.

E: Oh… I can lend you some long johns if you need them. You’re roughly my brother’s size.

Dr Hare: I’m fine, I’m fine.

E: You sure? It’s no trouble!

Dr Hare: It’s fine. I need to… Go… Something. *Stands up and leaves, flustered.*

E: What…

Black Widow: Il t’aime et tu l’as touché, duh.

E: Either that was a shipping comment for a jab, either way, light you.

Black Widow: He was totally flustered though.

E: He was not! Well, Ok, maybe, but not because I’m like, attractive or anything.

Black Widow: You’d be surprised.

E: I doubt it.

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BW: Wanna be friends?

Black Widow: Who is this?

E: Kat.

Black Widow: I don’t know who that is.

E: Uh… You’d know her by… *Pulls out phone* Ah ha. She asked about… Realistic Art Contest… Potato… Cows.

Black Widow: Why.

E: She also asked about Digital art and which of the Sci Bros are more annoying.

Black Widow: *Grins* Oh, her. Right, Ok. I’ll tolerate her.

E: Awesome. Cause we MAY end up doing a crossover with her at some point and…. Erm. Yeah.

Black Widow: More people. Yay.

E: ._. One of them is your son.

Black Widow: *Pause* Excuse me?

E: It’s the dimensional thing, I promise! Please don’t kill me!

Black Widow: Ok… Because I definitely don’t have a kid and I think I’d know if I did!

E: *Facepalms* NEXT Q PLS

Black Widow: Thank you.

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Pop: Who’s your favorite villain?

Poptropica: Um… I like all of them, honestly! But… I think Mister Harvey is my favorite! He’s really funny and he’s fun and I like being with him. He teaches me stuff about technology and let’s me watch him work. One time he told me I reminded him of Momma. *Pauses* I don’t know why he went all red after that though. I also like Aunty Charlotte, she gives me lollipops.

E: I give you Lollipops.

Poptropica: But you’re not a villain.

E: *sighs* No one takes me seriously.

Poptropica: But I like all the “Villains” anyways!

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E: Even tho it wasn’t like a dare or anything, I’m gonna draw the villains as cats anyway.

E: So, technically, if someone draws art for me… And it’s for something like this… Does it quality as fanart?

Black Widow: What.

E: I has fanart!

Black Widow: Didn’t she send you that picture a while back?

E: MORE FANART

Black Widow: Does the word “desperate” mean anything to you?

E: It means too much. Go for it man!

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Lucky: Nice hair. Green suits you.

Lucky Wing: Oh, thank you.

E: Come on, your hair is awesome. I think we can talk about it.

Lucky Wing: How so?

E: Like the fact that it’s naturally that freaking color.

Lucky Wing: *Frowns* I told you to not-

E: Right! Sorry, sorry, language. My bad.

Lucky Wing RoP: I figured you, of all people…

E: I get it, I get it.

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5h3Wh0H1d3s1n7h35h4d0w5 To Binary Bard: Have you ever been hacked before?

Binary Bard: Yes… *Shoots a look at Dr Hare and E*

E: *Giggles* No regrets.

Dr Hare: You need to upgrade your firewall B.

Binary Bard: I did.

E: Who makes their password ELYANAPurpleXYellow for cat’s sake?! You might as well make it WARMACHINEROX for crying out loud! You made it way too easy.

Binary Bard: I did not!

Dr Hare: Uh… you kinda did bro.

Binary Bard: I hate you all.

E: Love you too bro.

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To E: TAS says you can do that question next week.

E: Thank you TAS. Hugs for you later. So the original Q was…

Dr Hare: *Coughs importantly* Everyone: console games vs handheld games vs pc games who wins -TAS

E: *Punches him playfully* You lil bugger!

Dr Hare: *Tips an imaginary hat* Thank you ma’am.

E: Oh pish. Let’s show the others then.

*Minutes later*

Black Widow: I don’t care.

Binary Bard: Console, if you please.

E: As a whole, I’m not that big into handheld, my exceptions being PvZ Heros and Pixel Dungeon.

Dr Hare: Did you ever finish it?

E: I did! I beat the freaking game! WHOOOOO! Anyways, sorry. Uh… Maybe we should have a contest and see. Like we split into groups and each one does just that got a week. Harvey and I claim dibs on video games!

Black Widow: Oh would you look at that. We’re out of time.

E: We don’t have a time limit Wid, we-

Black Widow: To the next Q then.

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To E again: The whole “Nephri as a personal assistant” thing is actually a reference to the universe I come from. And V was talking about AI. Kinda like… Ugh, A says Bard won’t like this but… kinda like Siri or Cortana…

E: *pauses* Oh. I’ve heard of Alexa. The robot I mean. *Grumbles* Still don’t trust em.

Dr Hare: Why not?

E: Why not what.

Dr Hare: What do you have against robots?

E: Their plots of world domination. Seriously.

Dr Hare: Uh, I don’t think it’s going to happen.

E: I beg to differ.

Black Widow: Hang on a second… Does this have anything to do with the reason you stopped watching Ninjago?

E: *flushes suddenly* No!

Black Widow: I knew it! You did like him, didn’t you!

E: No! Maybe! Wid!

Dr Hare: I’m so confused.

E: I can’t decide whether to run or try and take down Widow rn.

Black Widow: Try it honey.

E: I hate you so much sometimes.

Dr Hare: Who in Ninjago?!

E: *Flushes deeper red* It’s not important! I’m over it! Mostly… Augh! *runs off*

Dr Hare: … What…

Black Widow: *Smirks* Just teasing her about an old crush. She still won’t admit it.

Dr Hare: But… what does it have to do with the Alexa robot?

Black Widow: I’m sworn to secrecy. *smirks again* I wonder… A Q would probably get her to explain though.

Dr Hare: Why…

Black Widow: Time to go see if I can use the Anon trick.

(No. No you can’t Wid. You dirty rotten bugger. -E the editor bound by a curse)

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To Everyone: I’ve put meme bombs on everything beloved you own. They’ll only disarm if everyone says “thank mr skeltal” or “snoot boop”. >:D

*A beeping sound starts*

E: What the- Why?!

Black Widow: Are you serious?

E: WHY IS THERE ONE ON MY ARM?!

Dr Hare: Holy carrots! E!

E: *Shaking arm* GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF

Dr Hare: For crying out loud, hold still!

Black Widow: Pff, like I hold anything dear to me.

Binary Bard: Uh… Your art?

Black Widow: ._. They wouldn’t dare…

Director D: Well, seeing as there is a bomb on Miss E as well, I supposed they would.

Poptropica: Is Momma gonna be alright Mister D? I’m worried.

Director D: She will be fine. *Takes a deep breath and says with a perfect straight face* Thank Mr Skeltal, snoot boop.

*The insistent beeping stops*

E: *stops slowly* What on Earth…

Dr Hare: What on Poptropica… Did you just meme D?!

Director D: I did what was necessary. Now, if you will excuse me. *Nods head to Poptropica and walks away*

*Stunned silence*

E: I… How… He…

Poptropica: Mister D is so cool!

Dr Hare: How did he do that?! And why?!

E: I thought he hated memes…

Captain Crawfish: We ne’r did find out what was rigged of his.

Binary Bard: True…

E: Oh… Everything just made sense.

*Meanwhile, in another dimension…*

Dangit

Sry for quality. I 💙 this pic tho

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Smart Flame: to everyone: Fight. The. Cows. NOW!

Black Widow: Yeah, no. *Walks away*

*Pause*

E: Daaaaaaaaaang.

Binary Bard: And we have been gifted by the Sass Queen.

E: I take it you’re used to this.

Binary Bard: I’ve worked with these people so long, they’re practically my siblings.

E: Evil siblings albeit.

Binary Bard: Who argue often.

Dr Hare: Ouch.

E: Truth. No wonder Pop calls you Uncle Mordred.

Binary Bard: Shut it you.

E: I think it’s cute.

Dr Hare: *Snickers*

Binary Bard: I hate you both.

E: One big happy family!

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To everyone: Are your ears blessed by Adele yet?

E: I like Adele! I don’t listen to her a ton, since… I’m currently listening to Johnathan Young rock Disney and my own videos.

Dr Hare: You too?

E: Which one, the listening to Adele, the Johnathan Young or the my own vids?

Dr Hare: Uh… I meant yours.

E: You watch my videos?

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: Ooh. Didn’t know that. Sweet glory, I've said some WEIRD crap in those!

Binary Bard: I think I’ve heard her. Didn’t she write “Someone like you?”

E: Yeah. And Hello.

Black Widow: Hello?

E: *in a purposefully terrible, off key voice* Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiide!

Black Widow: Enough!

E: *giggles*

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To BW: My cat is interested in a relationship *wink*

Black Widow: I’m not dating a cat. I’m single for a reason.

E: You know who you sound like?

Black Widow: A widow?

E: No. Well, maybe. But you sound like me.

Black Widow: You’re close to a relationship though.

E: *Flushes* Am not!

Black Widow: Mmm hmm.

E: Shut up. Just… shut up.

Black Widow: It’s going to happen…

E: I’m going to kill you…

(I decided to be nice and let her live though.)

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To BB: My dog is interested in a relationship *wink*

Binary Bard: Uh… thanks for offering, but I’m not sure I can date a dog, sorry.

E: Plus B has aaaaaaaaaall the ships.

Binary Bard: -_- Why.

E: Why not bruh.

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To Craw: Fries and a ship and you get a magic trick

Captain Crawfish: What. I can’t just get ye a ship mate.

E: I can! Smart Flame X Black Widow! Boom!

Captain Crawfish: What.

Black Widow: Why.

E: I was out of ideas.

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To all: Eat ten gummy bears through your nose

E: EW. JUST EW. NO.

Poptropica: Can I try?

E and Dr Hare: No.

Poptropica: Aw.

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To all but E and Hare: Make those two a thing

Black Widow: *smirks* Already on it.

Binary Bard: Same.

*They bump fists*

Binary Bard: I mean, it’s cute, but I do have one concern.

Black Widow: He is older. By kind of a lot.

Binary Bard: No, it’s-

Black Widow: That he’s a rabbit? Don’t sweat that, E loves bunnies.

Binary Bard: You’re not helping.

Black Widow: Oops. Sorry.

Director D: Is it that they are from completely different dimensions?

Binary Bard: *Jumps* HOLY- D!

Black Widow: Is that even a concern? I mean, what about Binary and-

Binary Bard: Shut. Up.

Director D: I do not know. I am merely stating something.

E: What’s going on in here?

Black Widow: Nothing. James fell asleep and we’re trying to wake him up.

E: Ugh, Ok. See if you can wake him up before we head out. *Leaves*

Binary Bard: Does she know we’re not going with?

Black Widow: Apparently not. She will shortly.

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To all but BW & BB: Make those two a thing

E: *winces* Nah. I can’t really see those too.

Dr Hare: You can’t ship that? You?

E: Whaddya mean?

Dr Hare: You’re the shipping queen.

E: Not really. Now my friendo Buggie… WHOO BOY.

Dr Hare: Do you want to know?

E: One time, a guy walked by and said hi to me, by name, and as soon as he was out of ear shot, she asked, loudly, if he was my boyfriend.

Dr Hare: Wow.

E: I still have no idea who the guy was. Perpetual concerns.

Dr Hare: Ok then.

E: Anyways, I don’t really ship B and Wid. Now and Wid…

Dr Hare: E!

E: I’m kidding, I’m kidding! D has a special someone. *snickers* Ship that so hard.

Dr Hare: See! Shipping queen.

E: *punches him* Oh hush it you!

Dr Hare: Where even is D?

E: I think he’s with Wid and B trying to wake up Crawfish.

Dr Hare: They’d better hurry, we’re going to be late!

E: I know, right? You go hurry them up, I’ll set up stuff.

White Hawk the cyborg of awesomeness to BB: 01000101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01110101 01101101 00101100 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110110 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100011 01110101 01111010 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01010011 01110000 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110 00111010 00100000 01001000 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110 00100000 01010011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00111111

Binary Bard: What.

E: I TOLD YOU

Binary Bard: Shut up.

E: Does she know this is a different Binary Bard than the one in her dimension?

Binary Bard: I don’t know.

E: Well she does now. Let me… *Looks at phone* Ok. Wow. She already knew.

Binary Bard: What?!

E: Heh. She’s into you. As in this you.

Binary Bard: Are inter-dimensional relationships even legal?!

E: Bruh.

Binary Bard: What?

E: Nothing.

Binary Bard: What…

E: Life. So… You going?

Binary Bard: I’m like 22.

E: She’s 17.

Binary Bard: That’s 4 years!

E: I hope you realize literally every argument you’ve used can be used against me X Harvey.

Binary Bard: Seriously?

E: Yup. So you’re going?

Binary Bard: Uh…

E: I’ll message her. *Pause* Oh, this is going to be good.

Binary Bard: Why are you like this.

E: Cause some of us need to get out of the house because I’m pretty sure they haven’t left since August.

Binary Bard: Have too!

E: Fine, September.

Binary Bard: Whatever happened to that double date?

E: Put on hold, I lost contact. Now… *shoves phone in pocket and grins* You are going to go see Homecoming with Whitney Hawk. I’ll contact her to set it up.

Binary Bard: I hate you.

E: Love you too buddy.

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(So! I’m planning on doing the results from the poll soon, but there was one anonymous I figured we’d better take care of now!) 

So what are all you guys going to be for Halloween? 

E: I! I am being 3 things. 1, Mario, from Nintendo, that’s for school. My brother went as Luigi, it was epic.

Dr Hare: She came here in the Mario outfit, mustache and all.

E: And I looked fabulous. Anyways, I’ll get to 2 in sec, my 3rd is… Princess Peach! I’m going to be going Trick or Treating with my family and friends from school! My little sisters are going as Mario and Toad and I look almost like Peach so…

Binary Bard: You really do.

E: *Bows dramatically* Thank you for noticing.

Dr Hare: And we’re going as a group to take Pop!

Black Widow: About that…

E: Yes I’m going! I don’t care that I’m 16! I’m not exactly mature anyways… I’m not too old!

Binary Bard: We kind of are.

Black Widow: You know we’re like, actually adults right?

E: *Deflating* But…

Dr Hare: Hey, it’s Ok. I’m still coming! So is Pop!

Poptropica: We’re doing what?

E: Right! You don’t know what Trick or Treating is!

Dr Hare: He doesn’t!?

E: I kind of explained, but I didn’t have time to give him the full-

Dr Hare: He’s never been?!

E: Nope. They apparently didn’t have it where he came from.

Dr Hare: This needs to be remedied. Now.

E: You’re not going to his old dimension and blowing stuff up.

Dr Hare: *Pauses* Why not and how did you know.

E: Violence is not an answer to everything. And I know you, genius. You’re not entirely reformed, never have been. Heck, no one goes insta reformation. And you, Dr Harvey Hare, are quite a bit vengeful when you’re mad.

Dr Hare: That’s… True.

Black Widow: Elyana, you stalker you.

E: Not a stalker, just the kind of person who notices things about her friends.

Binary Bard: Especially close friends.

E: Quiet you.

Black Widow: *smirks* Anyways, I’m going to stay home and draw. The creepyness in the air is bleeding into me, you know?

E: You did not just-

Black Widow: I’m kidding! I just wanted to finish up Inktober for myself.

E: You did Inktober without me? I’m kinda hurt.

Black Widow: You said you weren’t doing it when I asked.

E: I had forgotten child. Why didn’t you ask before.

Dr Hare: ANYWAYS, since I guess El and I are the only ones dressing up, I’m going as Hades, from the Disney movie.

E: I’m going as a female, human Tomatoa. Sounds ridiculous, I know, but it’s awesome.

Poptropica: And I’m going as Captain America!

E: We were all going to be Villains, but I couldn’t say no and he looks adorable in his costume.

Poptropica: Do not!

E: Right. Anyways, so we’re off to go trick or treating methinks! Let me go change and we’ll be off!

Black Widow: Oh right! Hang on, let me grab my things!

Dr Hare: I gotta go change too…

Poptropica: Me too.

Binary Bard: Are you guys basically saying I’m ending off?

E: Wha- Where did D go?!

Dr Hare: No idea.

E: That man is a ninja.

Binary Bard: Thanks guys.

E: I’mma go change while I still can! Be back!

Binary Bard: Ugh, fine.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (nicknamed “The Nøkken stole my sanity” on the PHB) on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, I dunno, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys!  Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Happy Halloween y’all!) Ask away!

 

Maybe we should rename today’s AtV “We give B a hard time.” XD I have little else to say, it’s late, I’m just glad it’s still Tuesday TBH… Anyways, trick or treating was… A thing. I’ll publish something on it later, when it’s not 11:36 and my battery isn’t critical. So..  Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!

(4348 words! Wow! Huh. Does anyone even care tho… Minus me I mean.)

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Ask the Villains #26, Wake me up Inside

E *sitting on a solitary stool, staring at the wall* … Is this really number 26?

Dr Hare: *Sipping a milkshake* Hmm?

E: Has it really been over half a year since we started doing these?

Dr Hare: *pauses, then pulls out phone and looks at it* Um.

E: It totally is, isn’t it.

Dr Hare: Yes. Yes it is.

*Pause*

E: We totally should have done something last week.

Dr Hare: To be fair, you did have your 1 yr. *mutters something under breath* And I meant to get you something…

E: We went to dinner with the peeps, don’t worry about it, it’s not a big deal.

Dr Hare: You’ve been blogging for a whole year! Why didn’t I think to… *Sighs* Sorry.

E: Honestly bro, I still haven’t gotten you anything special for your birthday.

*Pause*

Dr Hare: You were going to get me something special?

E: Yeah… But I’m currently broke and so busy I want to scream. So… it didn’t really happen. I’m really sorry.

Dr Hare: *touched* Oh.

E: Ooh, tell you what! I know it’s in a while, but why don’t you come to my Drama performance in November? We’re doing an awesome play! And a… less awesome play, but I think you’ll like em!

Dr Hare: That… That’d be nice! Will you be in both?

E: Shockingly, yes. I’m like, the only one, but my parts are a bit more minor… Anyways, I’ll pay for it, my treat!

Dr Hare: You don’t have to-

E: But I want to! Consider it a super late birthday present! *shoots him with finger guns and winks*

Dr Hare: Uh, alright.

E: *Grins* Awesome! I’m going to go run and start the AtV! *Jumps off stool and runs off*

Dr Hare: *watches her run off* Wow.

Binary Bard: She really is something, isn’t she Hare?

Dr Hare: Quiet you.

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DJAlexa Hattomi to Binary Bard: Can you calculate a number bigger than infinity? -Itch

Binary Bard: Well… There isn’t one. Infinity it’s the largest number.

E: Can you calculate it though?

Binary Bard: It’s infinity. It’s not a number you punch into a calculator.

E: I know that genius. I’m just checking to make sure you’re not bluffin’.

Binary Bard: How do you know all this?

E: It’s called I pay attention in school. I spent a couple years in home school too, so I learned some weird stuff, as well as I have a nerdy brother who once spent half of a PE period discussing whether zero is a number or not.

Binary Bard: What do you do with your life?

E: I have no idea. But do you have any thoughts on how some infinitys are bigger than others?

Binary Bard: But that’s impossible. Infinity is just-

E: *Interrupts* Here. Harvey, help me out here.

Dr Hare: Uh, OK.

E: Well, there’s the infinity everyone thinks about, how numbers go on forever, right?

Binary Bard: Yeah.

E: So what about the infinity between numbers?

Dr Hare: *Catches on* Right! The infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2 for instance! Like 2.3146… etcetera!

E: But it’s a lower number than the infinite infinity! There you go!

Binary Bard: ….

E: Uh… B?

Binary Bard: …

Dr Hare: I think we broke him.

E: DANGIT

Binary Bard: Error…

E: Ops.

Dr Hare: I’ll get the MaKey MaKey.

E: Sorry!

(Yes, this is all true! At least, I’m pretty darn sure. If it’s not, I blame my brother and my last year math teacher. So yay. ~E the edits)

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Wid: If you weren’t named after a spider, what animal would you name yourself after? -Alexa

Black Widow: First off, please don’t call me Wid. Only close friends can call me that.

E: What about Charlotte?

Black Widow: -_- Get out.

E: I’m kidding! But seriously, I am curious.

Black Widow: That made no sense, but fine. I let the guys call me that occasionally.

E: What if you got a boyfriend or something, could he call you that?

Black Widow: I don’t see it likely, but maybe.

E: Can I call you that?

Black Widow: -_-

E: Ok then. Why do you let my child call you that but not me?!

Black Widow: Cause he’s cuter.

E: OK OW RUDE- Ok, fine, it’s true. Answer your Q.

Black Widow: Fine. I’ve always been a spider to be honest like. What else would I be?

E: You could be a cat.

Black Widow: I thought D was a cat.

E: Everyone’s a cat. You’re a cat, D’s a cat, Crawfish is a cat, Harvey is a… Bunny.

Black Widow: *raises eyebrows* And Binary is an owl.

E: And I’m a marshmallow.

Black Widow: You still make no sense.

E: I rarely do.

(Anyone else tempted to draw all the Villains as cats? Just me? Ok.)

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E: If you could use Nephri as a personal assistant, would you? -Vampi

E: Well, it’s a bit more complicated than that. I.e. a lot. See, I can’t really have an assistant per say?

Dr Hare: Plumber wrench.

E: *Hands it to him* Cause, well, I am an assistant.

Dr Hare: Uh… spinny wrench.

E: Socket wrench?

Dr Hare: Yeah, that one.

E: *Hands it to him* Here ya go. So… yeah, I’m Harvey’s assistant, sort of. I actually… Well, it’s complicated. I was his assistant, quit, now I just kind of work with him. Different dimensions, different rules, I guess.

Dr Hare: We got along fine in my dimension!

E: Mostly.

*Pause*

Dr Hare: Sorry….

E: It’s fine, don’t worry about it, we got over it. Anyways, so, yeah, sorry Neph. I’m sure you’d be a great assistant, but I don’t need one RN.

Dr Hare: Honestly? We’re more like partners at this point.

E: Partners in crime?

Dr Hare: No.

E: Ye.

Dr Hare: I am retired.

E: I am not.

Dr Hare: You were never evil!

E: *fake gasps* How dare you say such a thing to she-who-must-not-be-named!

Dr Hare: *laughs* Give it up El.

E: *pouts* Fine…

 

Everyone: console games vs handheld games vs pc games who wins -TAS

E: ALL DA GAMES *looks at watch* Oop. Can I answer this next week?

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Sporty Boa to CC: 1. How were you doing on that island you got abandoned on at the end of Skullduggerey island?

Captain Crawfish: Argh. I was doing fine. Had food, water. I couldn’t swim away, but I was fine.

E: Why didn’t you build a raft and sail away?

Captain Crawfish: I did.

E: Wait what.

Captain Crawfish: Aye, that’s where I was when they picked me up. *Sighs* And that’s when the problems kept on going.

E: And then ALONG CAME ZEUS!

Captain Crawfish: What?

E: Disney gets me places.

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2. Would you rather lose your other leg or your other eye?

Captain Crawfish: Leg, methinks. It’s hard to be a pirate blind.

E: *starts sniggering* No eyed Pete.

Captain Crawfish: Who?

E: He’s… From Ninjago… I have a picture, gimme a sec. *Holds up phone*

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Captain Crawfish: What?

E: I’m not very good at meming.

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To BW: *Leans forward* How do you know the strange man from counterfeit??

Black Widow: He was my right hand man. Duh.

E: Wid!

Black Widow: What.

E: He means how did you meet?

Black Widow: Whatever.

E: So…

Black Widow: So what.

E: So how did you meet him?

Black Widow: Met at a bar.

E: What were you doing at a bar?!

Black Widow: Trying to set up an organization. I needed people.

E: And those people were in a bar.

Black Widow: Yes. Yes they were.

E: You aren’t very child friendly.

Black Widow: Reformed Villain honey.

E: *sticks out tongue* Whatever, just keep going.

Black Widow: Well, we worked together for a few years, maybe 6 or 7.

E: Your definition of a few is about half my lifetime. Why did you betray him then?

Black Widow: *sighs* Because he was giving information to your lot.

E: My lot? Bro, wrong person, I never did any adventuring.

Black Widow: Whatever.

E: Whatever whatever.

Black Widow: Are you done getting my life story yet?

E: Uh… *Smirks suddenly* Did you date him?

Black Widow: Get out.

E: But-

Black Widow: Out.

E: Leaving.

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To BB: 1. How the heck did you get a castle fortress built on that planet?!

Binary Bard: It’s a long story.

E: I wanna know!

Binary Bard: I’ll tell you all another time.

E: Rude.

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2. What’s your favorite planet in the solar system? (besides Earth)

Binary Bard: I’m not sure. I liked Glacies, but the castle fortress was my favorite.

E: You liked what.

Binary Bard: Glacies.

E: What.

Binary Bard: You know, the icy planet? It was -97 C, had ice piranhas, you know?

E: … OOOOOOOOOOOOOH….. The Ice Planet… Heh. I knew that.

Binary Bard: You didn’t know it had a name?

E: It never said in game…

Binary Bard: In game?

E: Yeah.

Binary Bard: *Sighs* Your dimensional existence raises a lot of questions.

E: Like how I play a video game that in another dimension is very similar to someone’s life? And that a physical representation of that very game is my child? Oh yeah, welcome to my world.

Binary Bard: H-how…

E: Well… Not sure, but it’s kinda… I’m technically a dimensional inconsistency as well as impossibility. So YAY CONFUSIONS

Binary Bard: Wha…

Dr Hare: Did you break him again?!

E: Dangit!

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To Everyone: If you were stuck in the middle of a desert, would you rather have: Water, but no food or food but no water?

E: Water but no food, easy.

Binary Bard: I don’t need food as much as they do, since… Yeah.

Dr Hare: But… But carrots.

E: *laughs*

Black Widow: Water.

Captain Crawfish: *shrugs*

 

Director D; Why am I in this said desert?

E: You ticked someone off, so they ditched you there.

Director D: Who would leave me in the desert.

E: I can think of several people. Myself included occasionally.

Director D: *sighs* Fine. Water.

E: Hmm… Story idea!

Everyone else: No.

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Black Widow: Where’s E?

Dr Hare: She had to run to Driver’s Ed. It’s her last day, acutally.

Black Widow: Then she can drive?! Hoo boy, I’m never going on the streets again.

Binary Bard: Doesn’t she still have drives?

Dr Hare: Yeah, so she’s not quite done.

Black Widow: So we’re safe for now.

Dr Hare: That’s mean. She’s a pretty good driver. Now her teacher is a bit of a scary guy.

Binary Bard: Was he the tall guy with the beard?

Dr Hare: Yeah.

Binary Bard: Oh yeah. He was scary.

Captain Crawfish: I’m tall. And have a beard.

Dr Hare: You met her teacher?

*There’s a knock on the door*

Muddled voice: Special delivery!

Binary Bard: There she is. *Opens the door*

*There’s a cake in front of the door with a note next to it*

Dr Hare: I don’t think that was E.

Binary Bard: Shut up.

E: *Walks over, humming* Oh hey guys. *Looks at cake* What’s this?

Black Widow: No idea.

E: *Opens letter and reads aloud*

“Happy Bloggiversary! Moana made a 4-layer cake, and each layer is a different flavor. Pretty sure the first is vanilla, then carrot cake for Dr. Hare, and a bunch more. Have fun! -Team MINTATIV”

E: Aw! That’s sweet of them!

Dr Hare: Ay. *They highfive*

Binary Bard: So we know who it’s from, that means it’s probably not poisoned, right?

E: Probably not.

Binary Bard: *wordlessly picks up cake and takes it inside*

E: Hey! You’d better share ya pig!

Dr Hare: Did they say carrot cake?

E: Yeah.

Dr Hare: … I’ll be inside.

E: *Laughs* I see how it is!

(Ok, in all serousness, we all went in and had a slice. Dang those people know how to cook.)

 

E: *Sighs* I’m late. Again.

Poptropica: What do you mean/

E: It’s Wednesday. Again. I was gonna publish yesterday, but it just didn’t happen. Again. I just- *coughs* Ugh. Ow.

Poptropica: Momma, are you sick?

E: *Sniffs* A little bit. Anyways, sorry guys, I’ll get next weeks out on time at least. This is Halloween peeps!

Poptropica: Can I wear your cloak?

E: Let’s make you a costume instead. I have some ideas…. *Coughs again* Dangit dangit dangit.

Dr Hare: For the love of, E, go take a nap. Seriously.

E: Nu…

Dr Hare: Yes.

E: Fine…

Dr Hare: Thank you. You’re dead in your feet El, you’re going to pass out.

E: No I’m not…

Dr Hare: *raises eyebrow*

E: Fine, I’m gone. You two finish up then.

Poptropica: Is she going to die?

Dr Hare: No, it’s just a cold. Probably.

Poptropica: Why does she keep getting sick?

Dr Hare: No idea.

E: *from upstairs* Wish I knew!

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (nicknamed CandE on the PHB) on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Momma, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys!  Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Random spoopy noises) Ask away!

Why do I keep getting sick anyways? UGH. Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!

(Word count is (nojoke) 2345)

The final results!

A whole year and I STILL can’t write titles diddly-squat. 

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! We’ve had a ton of stuff going on at the blog, so now it’s time to finally post who won the header contest methinks! So, if you don’t know what’s going on….

Go read this post gosh darn it. The Winner… S?

So the results weren’t actually visible to the public, and I made it that way on purpose! It’s a bit more nerve wracking if you can see the whole thing if you ask me. If you didn’t know, the 3 people who entered were….

IK

Whitney Hawk

PC's

Purple Claw

SB's

And Sporty Boa!

Thank you all for these amazing headers, but there can only be one winner! (Sadly) So… the results were pretty close, but one was in the lead for most of the time, even if not by much. And that winner was….

The suspense is killing me here.

The winner is PURPLE CLAW!!! Congrats my friendo! Your prize is… I didn’t have a prize, didn’t I? OK, I mean, minus the fact that I’m going to put it on the top of my blog for probably forever. So… Ye. Virtual hug for the PC. Also major congrats to Whit and Sporty! You guys actually TIED on second! That has literally never happened over here. (Albeit I haven’t done very many….) You guys will also get a prize! (Ish) I do use things like headers in other places too, like that poll I did Thursday! (Click the link if you haven’t done it. Don’t retake it if you have pls!) So I will be using those headers in various places, don’t worry! I will send you your virtual hugs shortly! Let me know when you want those! I’m sorry this post is short, but I’m working on homework today. Plus side I’ll be on Discord for most of the day to deliver the hugs. So… ye! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

*High pitched screaming*

This hath been pinned yea verily! Do not ignore it, it else I mightist hath to cause harm upon one of ye puny mortals. I am THOR- I dunno what I’m doing anymore.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here, so um…

Do you people know what today is?!

Random Viewer: October 19th?

Light you. It’s my bloggiversary! (Word created by Sporty Boa and accepted by DJAlexaHattomi. Yes I’m stealing it. Love you guys. Peace.) So… I’m freaking out. There have been a few freak out sessions about this!

I honestly don’t know what to say.

It’s been a beautiful year and more than anything I could have ever asked for!

Over a year ago, I was just sitting here, staring at all of these beautiful blogs, wishing for the world that I could be one those beautiful bloggers. I had my YouTube, but the blogs were what I wanted. My biggest dream was to be as famous as these amazing people. Well, here I am!

I’m still a giant nerd.

16. Older. Nerdier. Weirder. Insaner. More mature. (When you’re this immature, there’s only one way to go as you get older…) Hopefully funnier.

Still an idiot.

At least I’m a cute idiot.

Hopefully.

Anyways, as I do a poor job of my own job, I just wanted to say thank you all! I could thank particular people, but…

I just know I’m going to forget someone important.

Ye, anyways. So I’m going to just say this: Thank you all so much! You are all the reason I’ve gotten so far! A year ago I wouldn’t have the guts to put myself out there. I probably wouldn’t have even had the guts to say my real name!

I still don’t know how they managed to name a character after me in game.

Random viewer: Well, it’s a pretty common-

No, it’s really not! It’s always spelled Eliana! Heck, Elayna is a completely different pronouncation! Anyways, random ramble rant. So I was going to do something with my squad, but that didn’t end up working out, (mostly my fault) so I made this dumb little poll last week. I loved making it and I hope you’ll enjoy it too! I know it’s not much, I’m hoping to do more too.

Random Viewer: Like how you never got anything else for Dr Hare?

*Throws shoe at viewer*

Anyways! So I’ll try to add a little something soon, but I’m not sure what else. Maybe I should have made that one of the survey Qs….

*Facepalms at self*

Fail. Anyways, enjoy the poll!

Click here for poll!

Now, I’m going to go head to dinner and a movie with some of the guys, were celebrating! I know, I did a whole post without the guys. Shocker.

Black Widow: *bangs open door* Wait just a second young lady!

E: Eh?

Black Widow: You’re not going out like that. *Starts digging through E’s dresser*

E: Whaddya mean?

Black Widow: Your hair’s a mess, heaven knows where your glasses are, your pants are covered in pen scribbles and that’s the 3rd time you’ve worn that sweater. What is it with you and huge sweaters?!

E: They’re comfy!

Black Widow: You have a nice figure, show it. *Pulls out a shirt and throws it at her* Try that.

E: Wha-

Black Widow: I don’t care if you don’t want to dress up because *makes finger quotes* “my 1 yr isn’t a dress up occasion,” but you can at least dress up for Harvey.

E: Excuse me, but-

Black Widow: Fine, fine. But you’re gonna feel pretty tonight, got it?!

E: But I-

Black Widow: That’s an order soldier! Go change!

E: -_- Light you Wid.

Black Widow: What does that even mean?

E: It means I need to stop saying screw you to people. So light you.

Black Widow: I’m going to pretend that makes sense. Change.

E: Fiiiiiiiiiiiine…

Black Widow: Thank you.

 

So yeah, anyways, I’ll get back to you peeps on that. And sorry this came out too late! I’ve already gotten some well wishes from some of my friendos! You know who you are! And seriously, thank you. Every single one of you. I can’t say it enough, I genuinely love each and every one of you. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys.

Best quote ever tho

(once again I apologise for the crummy res. Sry!)

 

 

Ask the Villains #25, I don’t wanna name it…

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! OK, before we start this AtV, you need to see this to understand the phone call conversation. So…. check this out.

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Featuring the fabulous Bendy Flyer and Sporty Boa!

So… Naturally I called the guys and Wid.

(On the phone)

E: Hey guys.

Black Widow: What.

E: Did the 4 ppl call work?

Binary Bard: Hi.

Director D: I am here.

Dr Hare: What’s going on?

E: Not much, but I have a question for guys!

Black Widow: I’m leaving.

E: No you’re not! Get back here!

Black Widow: *Sighs* Fine…

E: So I had this discussion with a couple of friends online, OK?

Binary Bard: I’m not sure what I think of this.

E: Hush. Anyways, so the question of the hour is… *Coughs importantly* Villains: Liars or Lairs?

*Silence*

Black Widow: What.

Dr Hare: Um, well, I’d like to think of myself more on the “Lair” side. Now D, D is totally on the Liar side.

Director D: What are you implying?

E: Bro. You’re known as the biggest traitor in Poptropica.

Director D: Fair enough. Continue.

Binary Bard: Uh, I’m more “Lair” too, but what about Black Widow?

Dr Hare: Um…

E: Well, technically I think she’d be on the Liar side too, because of the police officer jaunt.

Black Widow: Are you really taking this seriously?

Dr Hare: Have you seen Wid’s old lair?

E: True. I still question how she kept that up.

Binary Bard: She had the money for it, trust me.

E: Makes sense.

Black Widow: I’m done. *Beep!*

E: *laughs* Whoops. I’ll be over soon enough for the AtV. Tell Pop I say hi! See you peeps so! *Beep!*

Binary Bard: … What just happened?

Dr Hare: You learn to roll with it.

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E: you’re welcome for the whole CandE thing – vampi 

E: I think we have 3 people to blame for that. Me, the Google Keyboard and you for making me use it. Admitibly, I love the name. But still.

Dr Hare: Candy?

E: *Spells it out* C a n d E. *Thinks* That also spells “C and E” now that I think on it… Holy crap!

Dr Hare: What-

E: C is my brother’s nicknames! OMC Illuminati confirmed!

Dr Hare: Crazy?

E: Ye.

Dr Hare: Oh, ok. Can I call you CandE?

E: Yeah.

Dr Hare: Sweet.

E: THE PUNS ARE STRONG IN THIS ROOM

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Dr. Hare: How many carrots can you eat in one sitting, nya? -Nephri

Dr Hare: I don’t know.

E: Do you want to find out?

Dr Hare: Kind of?

E: I’m in! I’ll go buy some or something. IDK, I’ll figure it out, be back in a sec! *Runs off*

E: Can we not?

E: Nah, we can watch Miraculous while we wait!

Dr Hare: Stop making it tempting!

E: Nu!

(Your number is an entire bag. I don’t know how much that is though, sorry.)

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Everyone: What’s this about alternate world Japan? -Alexa and Itch

E: Oh that? Pff, You guys can head, Harvey and I can handle this Q.

Binary Bard: But…

Dr Hare: You guys weren’t even there!

E: Let the professionals take the stage people.

Black Widow: Uh huh, whatever. I heard what you said last week by the way.

E: *beat* What.

Black Widow: Last week, when those other guys were over. Remember? If I remember correctly, the cat girl was saying something about “You liiii-”

E: *goes beet red* No! I mean, What? No. You’re hallucinating.

Black Widow: *holding back a smirk* Knew it.

E: I don’t know what you’re talking about… You guys better leave tho.

Black Widow: Fine, but we need to talk later. *Smirks*

E: -_- Out.

Dr Hare: What was she talking about?

E: Uh… Just… Something she overheard me telling Alexa, Itch and Neph. It’s really nothing important.

Dr Hare: It sounded kind of important…

E: *flushes* It’s not, really.

Dr Hare: Wait. Are you trying to become an super villain again?

E: What? Nah, why?

Dr Hare: Phew! You sort of have a child to take care of, I figured you’d want to be there to raise him.

E: Oh. Right. Uh… What was the Q about again?

Dr Hare: Japan.

E: Sweet glory, I got so distracted…

Dr Hare: *laughs* We really did.

E: *giggles* My bad, sorry. Anyways, Japan! Technically, alternate universe Japan.

Dr Hare: It was like this strange mix of Poptropica and E’s universe.

E: I assure you this is Earth. Like, actual Earth. Long story, anyways, we did some kids a favor in this alternate PopEarth, one thing led to another and next thing we knew we were in ancient Japan!

Dr Hare: It was a lot of fun. We had a good time.

E: I think I got a picture with us in the kimonos. It was epic, though I do question how my phone worked…

Dr Hare: It still was fully functional, there was just no service.

E: Fair enough. But anyways, we ended up having a lot happen after that, we got arrested for all of 30 seconds, there were ninja, something about a dragon…

Dr Hare: Wouldn’t it be mean ninjas?

E: Ninja. Trust me, I’m the Ninja Nerd.

Dr Hare: I’m not sure being a fan of Ninjago counts…

E: Oh pish!  You learn some things after obsessively Fangirling over it. For 6. Long. Years.

Dr Hare: Wow.

E: It’s been a while. A fun while albeit, but still. But yeah, anyways, we had a fun time in Japan. You have have heard about it a little, I wanna see who gets it. *winks at camera*

Dr Hare: Gets what?

E: Long story, I’ll tell you some time. Anyways, so that’s the ancient Japan trip in a nutshell. Whee. *Jazz hands*

Dr Hare: Lesson learned. Be careful when traveling through dimensions.

E: Also make sure the cool down time isn’t about 3 days. That version of Japan is one of the nicer places we’ve been.

Dr Hare: Remember that detective kid?

E: I’d rather not.

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Everyone, from TAS: table vs chair, who would win

E: I would.

Dr Hare: No, you wouldn’t.

E: It hurts because it is true.

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Red Rider to everyone: 1. Do you watch miraculous lady bug

E: *Laughs* I’m a huge fan, clearly. My friends at school love it too! I really like the dynamics of the love square and how well it fits in with the story! There’s a ton of action, a good amount of romance (mostly) and it’s just epic! Like the T? The other one says Lady, for LadyNoir, ya know? I gave it to someone tho, not saying who, but keep an eye out for it. *gives the camera a finger gun*

Black Widow: What the heck E.

E: What?! Maybe I should have given you the shirt…

Black Widow: I don’t watch that show.

E: Well you SHOULD Miss L’araignée!

Black Widow: I’m sorry what?

E: Iz French.

Black Widow: I know French, stop using Google Translate.

E: Miraculous is French.

Black Widow: It is?

E: Well yeah. It’s a French show. Some of my friends actually watch it in French with subtitles.

Black Widow: Weird.

E: So are my friends. Anyways, it’s set in Paris, about 2 teens who get powers and have to save the world on a practically daily basis while trying to juggle their daily lives and their crushes. On each other. But… It’s complicated. You’d really hafta watch it…

Black Widow: -_- Fine… Just one episode…

E: Yay! I did a good thing today!

Black Widow: Sure. Let’s go with that.

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2- WHY WASNT I INVITED?!?

E: Well, we’re doing what we can! We had to call a normal week this week and I already promised something I’d do it with them next. Don’t worry Red, I can’t wait to do a round with you! To pretty much everyone else, if you want to do some with me, by all means contact me! I might not be able to do it right away or even for weeks, but I’ll figure something out! I think. *Looks down at paper and sighs*

Black Widow: *leaning against door MframworkThahersoun even to me.

E: Yup. I sound like a make up ad. Harvey!

Dr Hare: What?

E: Can we go blow something up now?

Dr Hare: Sure? I guess I’ll go set up. *Heads into garage*

E: Sweet stuff!

Black Widow: *smirks* Did you just call him Sweet Stuff?

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Beautiful. (I was in a hurry, sorry.)

E: No. I hate you.

Black Widow: No you don’t.

E: See if I ever tell you about a crush again.

Black Widow: Uh huh. With any luck, you won’t need another crush.

E: You’re a bad person.

Black Widow: Reformed evil Villain honey.

E: I still hate you.

Black Widow: No, you don’t.

E: STAWP IT

Dr Hare: *pokes head back in* What’s going on?

Black Widow: My work here is done.

E: *head in hands* Can we blow something up now?

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Bendy Flyer to all: What is 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12+13+14+15+16+17+18+19+20? No calculators and you all have uh 45 seconds!

E: Oi, Binary!

Binary Bard: What?

E: Human calculator aren’t allowed, k? You’re disqualified.

Binary Bard: -_- Fine…

Poptropica: I don’t wanna do math… *Walks off*

Black Widow: I’m with the kid. *Follows*

E: Uh uh uh um calculating…

Dr Hare: I think it’s…

E/Dr Hare: 210!

*Long pause*

Black Widow: *smirks* Uh huh.

E: Shut it you.

Dr Hare: What?

E: Don’t worry about it. It’s nothing. *Shoots Black Widow a look*

Black Widow: Totally nothing. At least, it might be.

E: -_- I hate you. You’re a bad person.

Black Widow: Mmm hmm.

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To all(again): How long do you guys sleep? 

E: Ha ha, what is this thing you call sleep?! *Laughs, then sighs dejectedly* I’m dead inside.

Dr Hare: I sleep alright, but E… Less so.

E: Sleep is either my mortal enemy or my greatest friend. Depends on if it’s after midnight or no.

Black Widow: I sleep ok.

Poptropica: I sleep alright, but I wish Miss E and Mister Harvey would let me stay up later…

E: I’m not subjecting you to the torture I have inflicted upon myself.

Dr Hare: Maybe when you’re older.

Poptropica: *pouts*

Binary Bard: I’ve needed less sleep since I became a… You know. *Points at face*

Director D: I suppose I sleep alright.

Dr Hare: Like a cat more like. He’s such a light sleeper, you can’t even sneak past his door!

E: Aye, I remember that day. *Sighs* And I never tried to pull an all-nighter at their house again.

Dr Hare: You feel asleep in my desk at 2 in the morning.

E: I was kind of close.

Dr Hare: Please never do that again.

E: Fine… But it was woooooooorth it.

Dr Hare: *smiles* You keep telling yourself that.

Black Widow: Just wait til you get to college. Hoo boy.

E: Aw… Maybe I’ll come and live with you guys full time when I go to college.

Binary Bard: How about… no.

E: *laughs and rolls eyes* Thanks, love you guys too.

Black Widow: We’re already hoping we don’t get kicked out ya know.

E: Bleh.

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To all(last time!): Vote for a one of you guys, but not yoursleves! Tell me who got the most votes! 

E: Ooh! So it’s like a vote to see who we all like the most! Minus ourselves because 5/6ths of us will pick ourselves.

Black Widow: Who’s the 1/6th who wouldn’t?

*E and Dr Hare raise their hands*

E: … Well… Ne’er mind. 2/3rds. Anyways, we could all write down who we think is the coolest most bestest besides ourselves down on a slip of paper and then I could read them.

Black Widow: Eh, ok. But then couldn’t you be able to tell everyone wrote what?

Binary Bard: Right! Because of their handwriting?

E: I don’t know your guys’ handwriting that well. Touched you think I would tho.

Black Widow: *sighs* You’re welcome.

Poptropica: Do you know mine?

E: I… Yeah! Sure kiddo!

Poptropica: Yay!

E: Sweet! Go grab the others then, let’s do this!

(10 minutes later)

E: So looking at the votes… *Rifles though the papers* Da da dun da da… *Looks up at Black Widow* You suck.

Black Widow: Eh?

E: *sighs* Ok, so we have a tie, actually.

Binary Bard: How?!

E: We got 1 for you, 2 for Widow, 1 for D, 2 for me and 2 for Harvey.

Black Widow: What.

Binary Bard: That doesn’t add up though.

E: Someone wrote two names. *Gives Black Widow another look*

Director D: Who voted me perchance?

Black Widow: Me.

E: What? Then who wrote… Wha… Oh never mind, I give up. 3 way tie, I’mma figure it out later. I’m doing the next Q… *Walks off*

Black Widow: *high fives Poptropica* Nice job kid.

Poptropica: *grins* Thank you!

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To DD: Because you don’t seem to be related to an animal, what is your favorite animal?

Director D: I am not sure. A cat, I suppose.

E: NYA~ *runs off*

Director D: -_- What.

(Hope you’re proud of me Neph, I have done thy work.)

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White Hawk the awesome cyborg of awesomeness: to BB: 11101110001111001111110011101100011111???

Binary Bard: That… Does not compute.

E: Dude, if you’re not understanding Binary, I swear you will never live this down…

Binary Bard: It’s not normal words though.

E: Here, write it down. I speak fluent Gibberish.

Binary Bard: *writes it down and holds it up for her to see*

E: … Dude.

Binary Bard: What?

E: You. Are a ladies man.

Binary Bard: I am not!

E: I’mma leave now…

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To CC: Your daughter(ish) says you get seasick. Is that true?

Captain Crawfish: She does?

E: I can explain!

Captain Crawfish: *thinking aloud* Aye… I haven’t spoken to Bonnie in a while….

E: *completely thrown off* Wait what?!

Captain Crawfish: What?

E: You actually have a daughter?! In this dimension?!

Captain Crawfish: Argh, that I do. She lives on the mainland of Skullduggery.

E: Why didn’t you say anything?!

Captain Crawfish: Most Villains don’t have children ye know.

E: Most of them are, like 20! *Sighs* So… Wait, does that mean you’re married?

Captain Crawfish: Argh, I was…

E: Oh… Sorry.

Captain Crawfish: It’s fine lass.

E: I want to meet this Bonnie though.

Captain Crawfish: I’m sure you would get along great.

E: *writes on arm* Go… 2… Skulldug. Do your Q.

Captain Crawfish: I haven’t gotten sick since me first pillaging at age 12.

E: Ooh. Cool. Argh.

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DD: Fave food.

Director D: Spaghetti.

E: Same fam.

Director D: *raises eyebrows* Ayyyyyyy…

Director D: What are you doing?

E: Being a living meme. You?

Director D: *sighs*

E: Ye

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Lucky: Do you like gameshow? JW.

Lucky Wing (RoP): What does JW mean?

E: Just wondering.

Lucky Wing (RoP): Wondering about what?

E: -_-

Lucky Wing (RoP): Oh… I curse the day you people invented text speak.

E: You’re not the only one, but I love it. Answer thy Q!

Lucky Wing (RoP): Alright, alright. Well… I’m not actually sure if I’ve been there.

E: Eeh hee hee hee. That’s my bad, again. You should go though, it’d be fun.

Lucky Wing (RoP): I’ll think about it.

E: You should doooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit….

Lucky Wing (RoP): I’m retired.

E: *Hangs upside down* No you’re naaaaaaaaaaawt….

Lucky Wing (RoP): Who have you been talking to?

E: Many people. Why?

Lucky Wing (RoP): I mean why are you talking like that?

E: Oh. That. That’s my RP friend’s fault, I guess. We were talking last night.

Lucky Wing (RoP): Does she always talk like that?

E: It’s a guy. And yes. Yes he does.

Lucky Wing (RoP): *Pauses* You talk to men?

E: What the heck, Yes I talk to guys! Why is that so hard to believe?!

Lucky Wing (RoP): I thought you swore off dating.

E: I… *Sighs* Sort of? I still talk to guys, I’m just as a general rule not interested in dating.

Black Widow: Don’t tell Dr Hare that.

E: DON’T MAKE ME HIT YOU WID

Lucky Wing (RoP): Beg pardon?

Black Widow: Well, it just so happens that E here…

E: No. I only told you because you made me, I am NOT accepting this crush and the minute I admit it again, I will have!

Black Widow: I don’t think that’s how it works.

E: It is!

Lucky Wing (RoP): I hate to say it, but I think your friend is right E.

E: *Slumps* Guuuuuuuuuuuuh I hate you all. I’m not accepting the fact that I have a crush.

Black Widow: Good luck with that.

E: I hate you.

Black Widow: No you don’t.

E: I quit life.

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E: R we allowed to ask Pop Qs?

E: Well, yeah. Why wouldn’t you be able to- HOLY CRAP

Poptropica: What is it?

E: I didn’t put that in the info/descrip! Aah! *Hugs him* I’m a terrible parent.

Poptropica: It’s OK.

E: I’m a terrible parent.

Poptropica: No, you’re not.

E: I feel like I am tho… I’m so, so, so, so sorry.

Poptropica: Momma, you’re fine…

E: This is why you haven’t been getting any Qs… Ugh… This is all my fault.

Poptropica: It’s OK! She gave me a Q, right?

E: Yup.

Poptropica: Can I go do it?

E: Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Poptropica: It’s OK. Love you.

E: Love you too.

(SO THAT’S MY BAD SORRY GUYS -E the editor person)

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To Pop: Noice overalls! Where did you get them?

Poptropica: Thank you! They’re my lucky pair! I guess I got them from where I came from. Plus now it’s got a green patch on the knee! *Points*

Dr Hare: Who put that on?

E: Me. I has skills.

Poptropica: I don’t always get to wear them though, Momma says I can’t wear them to bed…

E: You can’t wear the same pair of pants non-stop, trust me.

Poptropica: *Pouts*

E: Aw come on kiddo, you look cute in your PJ pants…

Poptropica: *Pouty face* I am not cute!

E: *Smiles* If you say so…

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E: … Pop, how long have you been playing video games tonight?

Poptropica: Dunno.

E: What, didn’t Harvey give you a limit or something?

Poptropica: Nope.

E: Dangit, HARVEY!

Dr Hare: What?! Did something catch fire again?!

E: No. At least I don’t think so. You didn’t set up a time limit for how long Pop plays video games?

Dr Hare: I thought you did.

E: *sighs* Nope. I didn’t.

(Pause)

E: It is hard trying to raise a child in two home.

Dr Hare: Yeah…

 

Poptropica: Then why don’t you get married?

E: *blushes crimson* Sweet glory. Child, I’m 16!

Poptropica: But you love Mister Harvey. Isn’t that why people get married?

E: *presses palms against her eyes and mutters* Oh this hole is so deep rn. *Sighs* Pop, who have you been talking to?

Poptropica: What do you mean?

E: *flushes* I… Never mind. I’m too young to get married. Harvey and I aren’t even dating.

Poptropica: Why not?

E: *pauses* YEAH, I’m done. *Turns to Dr Hare* Your turn. Good luck.*walks away*

Dr Hare: Wait, what? Where are you going?

E: To go dump a bucket of cold water over my head! *leaves*

Dr Hare: …. Um, Ok? *Looks down to see Poptropica staring at him* Hi.

Poptropica: So why can’t you marry Momma?

Dr Hare: *Blushes* Uh…

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If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (nicknamed CandE on the PHB) on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, that one person, or the Admin/mod.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. AND POPTROPICA! 💙 He’s the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys!  Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Next question, will I even be a ghost? 👻) Ask away!

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E: Also, I’m sorry this came out a day late! Tuesdays are hyper busy for me, since I’m in Driver’s Ed. Thankfully, the last day is next week… I’m not ready.

Lucky Wing (RoP): You will do fine.

E: I’m going to crash on my drive Friday.

Lucky Wing (RoP): No you’re not.

E: This is freaky.

Lucky Wing (RoP): Calm yourself.

E: I am 100 percent calm.

Lucky Wing (RoP): Uh huh.

E: Hush. So… Yeah, sorry. I threw off my own schedule too, so IDK. Sorry peeps. Also, header contest conclusion is soon! Love ya all! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

The Winner… S?

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I’m here to finally announce the winner of the Header Contest!

Finally.

I’m really sorry this took so long. I keep getting sick and I’m swamped in homework. I’m really sorry! I’m working on it, promise! Anyways, to the headers! So if you didn’t know about this, it was pinned to the top of my blog for a month (I really should have taken it down, geez.) and was exactly what it sounded like. A blog header contest for my blog!

Header contest… Thing.

That’s it. It technically ended in September, but someone did ask me if they could send in a late entry! I said yes, duh. But the great thing about this is since then…

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After much SHOCK….

Anyways, I should get to the point. I got 3 entries and I loved them. Loved. Them. They are beautiful. Buuuuuuuuuuuuut….

I can’t decide.

I’m sorry! For the life of me I just can’t! I loved them all so much so… I’m thinking I might have to let you guys decide.

Random Viewer: So you’re substituting a poll for your lack of time?

No, and if you say that again, so help me I’ll kick you to New York. I actually can’t decide. So yes, I am doing a poll. I’m not saying who made each header (Yet) so we can avoid prejudice or something, so yeah.

Yeah.

Here are the 3 header options. I tried to put them directly into the poll, but it didn’t like me and I didn’t know what I was doing. So… ye.

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PC's

SB's

Ye boi

I still can’t really decide which one to do! XD It’s down to you peeps! Do ze poll! Enjoy! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #24, Point A to Point B and back

Black Widow: I just realized I haven’t seen E in a while.

Director D: Alright.

Black Widow: That doesn’t mean anything good.

Dr Hare: What makes you say tha-

E: *bangs open the door* HEY GUYS we have some mystery guests!

Black Widow: See what I mean?

Dr Hare: Is that why you were gone the other day?

E: Heck freaking yes it was! See, you remember that thing I said I needed to email Vampi about?

Dr Hare: Yes.

E: Well, 2 dimensional jumps later, I brought guests! I showed up on their Q&A with Pop, so now they’re over here to do this weeks AtV!

Dr Hare: So you went on a extremely dangerous dimensional journey, risking your life despite the fact that you’re basically defenseless and if you die about 16 dimensions are thrown into chaos.

E: Maybe?

Dr Hare: And you don’t invite me?!

E: *laughs* I would have if I could have. We’re trying not to cause any more potential dimension rifts.

Binary Bard: Do they have another group of us?

E: They do actually! They were pretty cool, but you guys are my peeps.

Poptropica: It was fun!

Dr Hare: Was there an alternate form of you?

E: Pretty sure, but I didn’t meet or mention her. I thought about-

Black Widow: Enough nerd talk, who are the mystery guests?!

E: Right, sorry, sorry.

Itch: That aside, WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!

Alexa: Itch! Now’s not the time.

Nephri: But let’s get into it, nya! I can’t wait!

E: Here they are.

Dr Hare: Oh.

Alexa: Yup. I’m Alexa, to the right of me is Itch, aka the one who drops fridges, and to the left of me is my girlfriend Nephri.

E: You guys started dating? I suppose that should have been obvious.

Alexa: Yep. But let’s start.

E: Yup. You know who my peeps are, so I don’t have to introduce, right?

Poptropica: That’s Mister Harvey, that’s Miss Charlotte, That’s Mister Crawfish, that’s Mister Mordred, Mister D and you know Miss E!

Alexa: Miss Charlotte…? *sighs* Nagdabbit, I’ve gotta give Blackie a piece of my mind when we get back for not telling me that.

E: It’s probably different between dimensions, IDK.

Black Widow: Is this why you called me Blackie last week E?

E: Maybe. I plead the fifth.

Itch: I plead the 27th… Wait, which one is that again?

Alexa: Doesn’t matter. Shut it unless you’re needed.

Dr Hare: Wow… it’s always so cool to meet people from AUs!

E: That’s what I am. Bro.

Dr Hare: I know. But we haven’t been to a lot of dimensions, so I think it’s cool when we-

E: It’s fine man. I’m gonna go find my cloak, brb. *Walks off*

Itch: TBH, I wish TAS followed us so he could pass the time with the Jeopardy theme.

Binary Bard: Who’s TAS?

Alexa: *sighing* My mute baby bro. He uses soundboards and text to speech a lot.

Dr Hare: Wow, that’s cool. I haven’t met anyone mute before, but I think El has…

E: What, no I haven’t. Minus TAS I mean.

Dr Hare: Your cloak’s in my room, I hung it up.

E: Thanks.

Nephri: What’s this about a cloak, nya?

E: I have this black cloak and it’s majestic and I think I left it over here before I went to your place.

Alexa: Sounds neat. Anyway, shall we begin?

E: Yeah, I’ll just find it later.

 

Purple Claw: captain crawfish broke my heart :,(

E: I’m so sorry PC. My deepest condolences.

Alexa: I am sorry as well…

E: Someone stop me wanting to ship this pls.

Alexa: Trust me, E. Nobody would want to stop a shipping boat from sailing. The only thing that can destroy them are the author icebergs.

Itch: Right about now, TAS would be doing something about the Titanic theme, knowing him.

E: No Titanic. I don’t want to feel obligated to actually watch it.

Nephri: Duly noted, nya…

E: And I don’t wanna…. So onto the next Q!

 

DJAlexaHattomi To E: are you hype for the mlp movie

E: Frigg yeah! I got pony fever. *Does little dance*
Alexa: Heck yeah! Which pony do you think will appear first?

E: Pinkie Pie,easy.

Alexa: I wanna see Vinyl first, but I’m betting 5 bucks to myself that won’t happen.

E: Vinyl has to be in it tho.

Alexa: Exactly. If she’s not, I’m suing Hasbro for a dollar.

E: We’re getting extreme in here peeps!

Itch: Wubba lubba dub-

Alexa: *puts his hand over Itch’s* No.

E: *laughs*

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To everyone: who here watches teen titans go

Alexa: Geez, I kinda wondered why I asked this Q to begin with…

E: Probably cause I asked you guys about Miraculous Ladybug. Which incidentally someone should ask me about. *coughs subtly*

Alexa: Touché. So, who besides my group does?

E: Uh… I don’t, sorry. I watched like half an episode once, but that’s it. Anyone else?

Black Widow: I don’t usually watch TV, except art shows and YouTube.  

Dr Hare: Nope, sorry.

Director D: I don’t watch TV.

Captain Crawfish: Watch what?

Binary Bard: Busy with my other show.

E: Guess not. Sorry bro.

Itch: I mean, I figured Crawfish wouldn’t, but… Wow.

E: I’m usually the one who infects them with these things and I don’t watch it so… my bad.

Itch: Probably gonna need to disinfect my brain with The Night Begins to Shine when we get back after hearing that.

E: Because I infect my friends with cartoon show loves?

Alexa: Not entirely sure. But whatever. Next Q, I guess.

E: Next Q.

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to Black Widow: parallel universe question, but are you interested in relationships

E: *Shoves Black Widow towards Alexa and runs off*
Alexa: E, you daughter of a Hawaiian pizza…

Black Widow: What the heck El?!

E: This is revenge! Also I’m a fangirl, dunno what you guys expected. *Hides behind couch*

Alexa: Well, you could’ve at least told us.

Nephri: Now I’m mad, nya. And you won’t like me when I’m mad, nya.

E: I do gut instinct things. I still totally ship you and Alexa, Neph, I just wanted to torture Wid a little. Because clearly she’s been so generous to me!

Black Widow: I stopped shipping you aloud, chill out.

E: -_- Why are you like this.

Itch: Note, never take Nephri to parallel universes again.

E: I take back my ‘No Regrets’ scream on Discord Saturday.

Itch: Next Q. This is getting out of hand.

Alexa: But I never even got an answer!

Black Widow: I’m vaguely interested in someone, but not with this guy. I don’t even know him E.

E: This was a bad idea. I’m gonna go hide under someone’s bed now.

Alexa: Vampi texted. He said he’s got spare room under his bed, but to excuse the smell of Szechuan sauce.

E: Tell him thanks, but Harvey’s is closer! *Runs off*

Dr Hare: Wait, what?! El, wait!

Binary Bard: Were you hiding something under there or something?

Dr Hare: Not exactly…

Alexa: Definitely not hiding more Szechuan sauce. And in 3… 2… 1…

Itch: WE NEED THE SAUCE, MORTY.

Alexa: Called it. Neph, you know what to do.

Nephri: *nods, going to Itch and clawing a tally mark on Itch’s neck* Alright, number 21, nya!

Dr Hare: What the heck?!

E: Waif, where did you say my cloak was? *Comes back in* Did you guys scar my friend?

Alexa: Note, remind Itch to step down on the R&M references.

Dr Hare: I’m a little scared now.

E: *Waves in front of his face* Aaaaaaayee….

Alexa: Vampi asks if we can please go to the next question now…

E: Right. *Whacks Dr Hare on the arm*

Dr Hare: Ow!

E: Sorry, sometimes it helps. To the next Q!

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to everyone: nya? nya!

Nephri: *bouncing on her heels*

E: NYA~ *Puts on cat ear headband*

Alexa: *takes two cat-ear headphones, forcing one on Itch* And in 3, 2, 1…

Nephri: *screams “NYA~!” very loudly*

E: ._. Wow.

Dr Hare: My ears are ringing.

E: Sorry.

Dr Hare: What?

Alexa: I don’t know how I can feel these things happening from a mile away… Am I psychic?

E: Worth investigating.

Dr Hare: I can’t hear you guys.

E: Not at all?

Dr Hare: What?!

E: Hmm…. Idea. *Walks out*

Itch: Hmm… I think I have a solution… *Itch walks up to Dr. Hare and moves his arms around, Alexa live translating it to “Do you know sign language?”

Dr Hare: What?!

Itch: Guess that’s a negative.

E: *come back in holding up a whiteboard* How much of my crap did I leave over here, geez. *Writes “We’ll get this sorted, don’t worry.”*

Dr Hare: Uh, OK. *Smiles weakly*

E: On the plus side… I can do things without him hearing for a little while.

Alexa: Like reveal your feelings about him?

E: My… *blushes* Oh. Gosh, no. I mean, I don’t have feelings! I mean for Harvey! Well, friendship, but not, uh, I mean! Oh gosh…

Itch: I find that contradictory, but it needs no concern now.

Dr Hare: Why are you blushing El?

E: I don’t know!! You can’t even hear me, why am I- Ugh! I’m going to go scream into a pillow now.

Alexa: *as E walks away* How much you wanna bet we’ll need the headphones again, Itch?

E: Don’t make me come in there and cream you with the pillow.

Itch: I’m trained in Shaq Fu, you probably won’t even hit me. Neph will probably claw open the pillows-

Alexa: Stop over-analyzing things. You ruin the mood.

E: *Comes back in, still blushing* I’m good.

Itch: Next Q?

E: Please.

Dr Hare: What is happening?!

E: *writes on board “nothing, next Q”*

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Bendy Flyer to all: What is the most annoying song you’ve heard?

Alexa: By far, Hampsterdance. Most annoying song I’ve heard, 10 outta 10. Vampi says any meme song that hasn’t been memed a hundred thousand times already.

E: Uh… Huh, I’m sort of the annoying one sometimes, so I tend to be the one who screams The Little Einsteins theme song willy nilly until Kix whacks me with a book folder. So… hmm, I hafta think on this.

Nephri: Nyan Cat, nya. It may be annoying, nya, but that doesn’t mean I can’t like it!

Itch: I dunno. Probably that one Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows.

E: I think I’ve heard that. *snaps fingers* Got it! Bad Romance, Lady Gaga. Stuff of my nightmares that song.

Alexa: Agreed. Lady Gaga kinda sucks, in my opinion.

E: I don’t disagree with that opinion.

Alexa: Good. I’m ready to hear the Villain’s thoughts on this.

Binary Bard: Uh… Katy Perry’s Dark Horse.

Dr Hare: This might sound weird, but Heathens gives me the creeps.

E: Thank you!

Alexa: I mean, Heathens is kinda cool to Itch. Not too big a fan of the artist though. The only good song they ever made was Stressed Out.

E: I liked Ride. Not Heathens. At all.

Dr Hare: Same.

Alexa: Arguments about twenty one pilots aside, what else do people think is annoying?

Black Widow: Love me like you do.

Director D: All Star.

E: Killjoy.

Alexa: But that’s the best meme! Eh, whatever. I’m down for next Q.

E: To ze next Q!

 

To CW: Because you didn’t answer my question for all… HOW OLD ARE YOU???

E: He’s 62.

Captain Crawfish: I am not!

Alexa: I’m 15, Itch is 17, Nephri’s 16, Vampi says he’s as old as the average of the age of everyone in our universe that isn’t a Poptropica villain. So about 18.

E: Mine is a surprise to none, I’m 16. But in actuality, Crawfish is like 38, right?

Captain Crawfish: Yes.

E: Yay.

Alexa: My guess, Wid’s probably in her 20s, same with D and Hare.

E: Yeah, I think we covered that last week.

Alexa: Oh. Should’ve read that.

E: XD Yeah, it’s fine. It was Harvey’s birthday so…I still haven’t gotten anything.

Alexa: Not for your birthday?

E: No, haven’t gotten anything for him, my birthday’s ages away. Ish.  Well, I mean, I guess I got him carrots, I guess, but I wanted to get something more meaningful.

Itch: *trying to hold back a smile*

E: What?

Itch: Nothing…

E: -_- What is it.

Alexa: Trust me… It’s nothing… *also trying to hold back a smile*

E: What… Just tell me, seriously.

Nephri: You liiiike him, nya… *also holding back a smile*

E: *blushes furiously* What?! No!!

Itch: Go ahead, confess. Not like he can hear. *his hand’s behind his back, pressing the record button on his arm tech*

E: *Totally bright red* No! I don’t… know… if… *sighs* Ya know what?! Fine.

Nephri: What, nya?

E: *goes redder* Maybe I do have a crush on Harvey, but I’m not telling him, k?! Just no!

Itch: Oh, I promise I won’t tell him. *he hits the stop button on the tech behind him, and puts his arms back to his sides*

E: Hope you’re all happy, geez… I don’t usually follow through with crushes, k? It’s embarrassing.

Alexa: No worries. We all have embarrassing moments…

E: My life is embarrassing moments, I just draw a line somewhere. I’m not telling him and I have no plans on extending this. He probably likes someone else anyways.

Alexa: You never know. Harvey, did you hear all this?

Dr Hare: *walks in* What? Did I miss something?

Alexa: Exactly.

 

Alexa: Ugh. Vampi texted saying Mizana needs us back home. Nephri’s due for another mission with the team.

E: We should do the conclusion and whatnot, I’ll go grab it.

Alexa: Alright. Itch, set up the transporter. *she starts messaging back Vampi*

Itch: Already done.

E: And here I was thinking we’d have to send you back ourselves. That’s a relief.

Nephri: Ready to hear it, nya.

Alexa: Actually, Vampi texted me back saying Mizana wants us NOW. Time to go.

E: Aw, Ok. I’ll polish up here!

Itch: *presses a button on a remote, making a green portal appear on the floor, and showing a trampoline in the backyard on the other side* Later, guys! *everyone jumps through, and the portal closes*

E: Bai guys!

Dr Hare: See you!

E: They have a trampoline.

Dr Hare: So do you.

E: It’s more fun with multiple people though.

Dr Hare: Fair enough.

E: That was fun though. We should do more crossovers more often.

Dr Hare: *rubs ears* Yeah, but next time, less yelling I think.

E: Heh, sorry bro.

Dr Hare: *smiles* It’s fine, it’s not your fault.

E: Yeah, but still. Anyways, we have to cover a couple things from last week.

Black Widow: Like that rejection story.

E: I hate you.

Dr Hare: Wait, what?

E: It’s nothing! Just a stupid story! What I was going to ask about was what people said about keeping Pop around or not. Where is he anyways?

Dr Hare: Um…

Poptropica: *runs past, wearing a black cloak* Whooooooooooo!!!

Dr Hare: Found him.

E: Found my cloak too. If he becomes an evil Villain, I’m blaming you.

Dr Hare: *smirks* Whatever Lady Voldemort.

E: Pff, please. Anyways, so… *pulls out phone* I think we had a bunch of people do the little poll, that’s good.  *Taps screen* Oh. *Tears up* Oh wow.

Dr Hare: What?! What did they say?!

E: They wanted him to stay. *Looks up* All of them.

Dr Hare: Oh that’s great! *Hugs her* Congratulations!

E: *flushes* T-thanks. We didn’t even tell him…

Dr Hare: *lets go* Right! *Calls* Poptropica!

Poptropica: Yes?

Dr Hare: How’d you like to stay with us a little while longer?

Poptropica: Yes!

E: *wiping eyes* GOSHDARNIT I DIDN’T WANNA CRY

Dr Hare: *smiles* Would you look at that. She-who-never-cries is crying.

E: Oh shut up. I’ll post the info.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (nicknamed CandE on the PHB) on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, that one person, or the Admin/mod.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Next question, will I even be a ghost? 👻) Ask away!

E: So… I hope you liked that fun little AtV. It was super fun doing this with Vampi and his squad, please go read all his posts. All of them. Anyways, he does a Q&A on his blog too, you probably saw that in my last post though, since I was the other day with Poptropica. So that was a fun little crossover! I’m hoping to do more and invite since more guests, but this next week is just gonna stay normal.

Dr Hare: No more dimension jumping for now. Remember Japan?

E: You mean alternate world Japan. Look, that time was an accident, I swear. Fun, but still an accident. *Frowns suddenly* Uh… just had a thought, do you read the AtVs anymore?

Dr Hare: *blushes* Well, honestly, I don’t really have the time. I do check to see if you’ve posted, but that’s kind of it… sorry.

E: *mildly relieved* No, it’s fine! Don’t worry about it, I’m just curious. Anyways, sorry this is out late, I had school. And driver’s ed. Then a straw maze. So… ye. Anyways, time for me to go. Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!

Reblog: Ask the Group Episode 15: Guest Starring… — Trusty Bear’s Poptropica Hotspot

(In the Villain’s apartment)

*Doorbell rings*

Dr Hare: Coming! *Opens the door*

E: Holla senior. Soi… Gufo… I give up. Hi.

Dr Hare: Uh, hi. What does Gufo mean?

E: *flushes lightly* Owl. Things you learn when RPing as a semi-Italian bird girl. Anyways. So I’m heading someplace, I don’t think you’ll really be able to text or call me or anything today.

Dr Hare: Uh, Ok. Do I need to take care of Pop then?

E: Nah, he’s coming with.

Poptropica: Hi.

Dr Hare: Then why…

E: Uh, I needed to drop something off… Can I come in?

Dr Hare: Sure.

E: Sweet, thanks. *Takes off cloak and drapes it over chair* It’s cold out there.

Dr Hare: Why the cloak?

E: Cause it’s cold and I like wearing that.

Dr Hare: It makes you look like an evil Villain.

E: Heh. Anyways… Um… Right! *Pulls a bag of carrots from her bag* Here! I grabbed you these!

Dr Hare: Oh wow, thanks!

E: *smiles* You’re welcome! Now we gotta run, we’re going to be late! See you Harvey!

Dr Hare: Um, see you?

*E and Poptropica head out there door*

Dr Hare: *spots cloak* Oh wait! El, you forgot- *opens door, no one’s in sight* How did they…

(Now go read this post on the blog of Vampi! The parentheses decree it!

Alexa: *walks into the AtG house* Honey, I’m- wait, it’s only the villains here. Itch: I’m here. Alexa: You don’t count. You universe-hopped here. Anyway, get the villains here. Itch: Alright. VILLAINS. GET IN HERE. TAS: *plays a get over here sound effect* (I’ll add in the link when I edit it onto […]

via Ask the Group Episode 15: Guest Starring… — Trusty Bear’s Poptropica Hotspot

Do what you love, love what you do

-Somebody important

New thing!

HeyGuysLuckyWingHere and guys! There’s something new on Pop Worlds.

I know practically nothing about it.

😅 Honestly, I only know about it because of my YouTube notifications. They pretty much sum up the whole thing.

So I got these yesterday and here about what happened.

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Me: Whaaaaaaaat?! A new island?! Yay, BT is alive! I wanna play it so bad!

*Goes downstairs*

Me: Mom, can I make a video or something?

Mom: We’re going someplace and you have homework.

Me: Shoot.

Then I checked my YouTube on the phone to see what it was.

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Y r u calling

At any rate, I sent my sisters on an information gathering spree. Basically, they had to figure out what it was without spoiling the island. (I just ran in while they were both in computers and shouted “There’s a new island!” They were more than willing to find out.) The island is called Dr Hare’s Revenge, it’s the beta version, there’s apparently a new movement… thing (I dunno, but pumped!) and…

It’s membership only.

Frick.

See, I don’t haaaaaaave Membership per say? I’m being cheap currently and I’m planning on buying it for my channel later in time. For now? I’m being cheap and lazy, sorry guys. (Though there is a chance my mom gets it for me for Christmas or my birthday, lol.)

So… Yeah. In conclusion, I have no idea what the island has in it, I just know that there’s a new one.

And I have first post on it yes!

Lucky Wing signing out bai guys!!

Ask the Villains #23, rated G for Funny

E: *working on homework*

Poptropica: Hey Miss E?

E: *distractedly* Yes?

Poptropica: Weren’t you going to do something?

E: *still distracted* I dunno, wrote up the AtV. Have homework stuff. IDK.

Poptropica: I’m going to call Mister Harvey and see if he knows. Can I use your phone?

E: *still still distracted* Yeah, sure.

Poptropica: Yay! *Picks up phone and calls Dr Hare on speaker*

Dr Hare: Hello, Dr Hare speaking?

Poptropica: Hi Mister Hare! Can you bring over cookies?! Miss E wanted you to!

Dr Hare: Um… Sure. What’s going on?

Poptropica: Nothing much. Did you know E sleeps with a stuffed animal at night?

E: Waitasecond what?! You give me back that phone!!

Poptropica: *giggles impishly*

Dr Hare: So… What’s going on?!

E: *facepalms* My child has discovered the magical world of prank calling. I’m kind of proud of him TBH…

Poptropica: Do you remember what Miss E forgot?

Dr Hare: Um… She hasn’t posted the AtV yet, but-

E: I didn’t post it?!

Dr Hare: No, you-

E: HOLY FRIDGE I’ll be back! *Runs off*

*Pause*

Poptropica: Do you want to come watch funny skits with us on YouTube later?

Dr Hare: Sure.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I’m really sorry this is so late! I have a crazy ton of homework from the days I missed! Thank goodness for harvest break, I’d be dead if it weren’t for it! To the Qs!

(Ok, here are your Qs from last week. Sorry again peeps! -E, who’s still editor)

Sporty Boa To Everyone: Play Tug of War! Team 1: Black Widow, CC & DH. Team 2: E, Binary Bard & DD! Who will win?

E: I have rope in the back, you guys up for it?

Black Widow: -_- This is a terrible idea.

E: Which is why we’re doing it, yes?

Black Widow: Whatever.

E: Pop, you’re the judge!

Poptropica: Wait, what?

(10 minutes later)

Poptropica: OK, 3, 2, 1, go!

E: Oof!

Binary Bard: I think we’re losing!

E: I think I have little upper body strength!

Director D: I really don’t see much point in this.

E: Are you even pulling? You’re behind me, I can’t tell.

Black Widow: Are you guys even trying?!

Binary Bard/E: Shut it Wid!

Captain Crawfish: Argh, we be winning!

E: -_- Ok, screw this. *Lets go of the rope and tackles Dr Hare*

Dr Hare: Hey!

Poptropica: Binary’s team wins!

E: Success!

Dr Hare: Can I get up now?

E: No.

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Incredible Cat to BB: Nice hat. Where didja get it? 

Binary Bard: I made it?

E: You can sew?

Binary Bard: So-so.

E: OH!

(PIC w/ them in shades)

Dr Hare: Do I even want to know?

E: No.

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Bendy Flyer To CC: Do you like to eat raw fish or crawfish?

Captain Crawfish: -_- What is with all the fish.

E: Don’t blame me, blame thy name.

Captain Crawfish: But why-

E: ARGH! Don’t be asking questions, but be answering thy own!

Captain Crawfish: What.

E: I missed talk like a pirate day, don’t judge me…

Captain Crawfish: I can’t promise that lassy.

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To all the villains: About how old are you guys?

E: Hey hey! Finally the question I’ve been waiting for!

Dr Hare: You have?

E: I have literally no idea how old Crawfish is.

Black Widow: But he’s not here.

E: … GOSH DARN IT! Where did he go?

Binary Bard: I think he went home to take a nap.

E: Dangit.

Black Widow: Whatever, I’ll start. I’m 25.

Director D: *sighs* Since Miss Elyana spoiled it an earlier episode, I am 23.

Poptropica: 10, but I think they know that.

Binary Bard: I’m 22. James is 38.

E: I knew it! Wait, really?

Black Widow: Yeah.

E: I thought he was on his 40s, what with his gray hair.

Binary Bard: It’s kind of a sensitive topic for him.

E: Oh. Ok.

Director D: As well as I have gray hair Elyana.

E: But it’s a… I’m just not gonna comment. I’m 16, y’all know that. Hit the halfway mark August… Holy crap! I’m old!

Black Widow: -_- We’re literally all older than you.

E: Right, sorry. I just… I’m not ready to adult yet, much less hit 17! Aaaaaaaah… *Shivers* Anyways, sorry. We all know for Harvey, 20, right?

Dr Hare: Actually…

E: Wait, what? How? Please tell me you weren’t lying before.

Dr Hare: No, I wasn’t! It’s actually my birthday today, but-

E: Sayth whaaaaaaaat?!!

Dr Hare: It’s not a big deal or anything, I just-

E: No, this is a big deal! You can… Drink… now…*pause* There’s good stuff too! You can legally adopt!

Dr Hare: Who would I adopt?

E: Pop.

Poptropica: Wait, what?

E: Never mind. It’s still your birthday! We are gosh darn it gonna celebrate!

Dr Hare: El, honestly, it’s fine, I wasn’t going to be make a big deal out of it…

E: Oh. I’m still getting you something, you can’t stop me. *Hugs him* Happy birthday, you’re a nerd.

Dr Hare: Oh. Um, thanks?

E: Welcome. *Let’s go, smiles, and walks off* It’s been all the birthdays. First my brother, then my sis and dad, Jaiden Animations to boot, my friend Shimpy… Y’all need to stop getting old!

Black Widow: That just made your day, didn’t it?

Dr Hare: Made it better.

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DjAlexaHattomi to BW: nvm, another person in the parallel universe made you break up

Black Widow: Should I feel bad about this? I have no idea what’s going on.

E: Yay dimensional chaos. Yay rejection. Yay life.

Black Widow: What, have you felt rejection?

E: Why the Frigg does everyone ask that?! It’s not that hard to believe, is it?

Black Widow: You said you’ve only ever been on one date.

E: 2 now, if you include the one with Harvey. *Sighs* Look, we’ve all had crushes, right? I’ve felt rejection, but that’s probably a story for another time.

Black Widow: -_- You can’t just leave people hanging E.

E: Fine. *Turns* Hey viewers! If you want to know, ask next week, I’m too tired to do it now!

Black Widow: Or too lazy.

E: That too.

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To DH: you’re mentioned because it’s a small world, aight? (…it’s a small POPTROPICA WORLD)

Dr Hare: What?

E: *starts singing* It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small, small world! *Jazz hands* Fabulous.

Dr Hare: *laughs* El, what the heck?

E: It’s a small world. What can I say?

Dr Hare: You have a nice voice.

E: *flushes* Not really… But thanks.

Dr Hare: No, really, that sounded great!

E: *blushing harder* Oh gosh… I… Thanks.

Dr Hare: *mystified* You’re welcome.

(In conclusion I have no idea how to take a compliment. At all.)

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To everyone: because I’m just curious, what are your thoughts on apple juice

E: First off, small video game child, have you had apple juice? I don’t know how your dimension works.

Poptropica: I have.

Black Widow: You’re good with kids.

E: Shut it Blackie.

Black Widow: -_- Excuse me?

E: I’m going to die later for this. ANYWAYS, I like some juice alright, tho I like OJ more. Which is kind of an Eve thing.

Poptropica: Who’s Eve?

E: Uh… She’s… She was…

Dr Hare: Isn’t she your RP character?

E: Not anymore… I lost her a while ago… *Starts tearing up* OK I’m not going to cry on a question about apple juice! I think we’re done here!

Dr Hare: Are you OK? Do you need a hug or something?

Poptropica: I got some tissues.

E: I’m fine and I freaking love you guys.

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To E: get well soon fam. don’t worry about the pic on Discord, I won’t be able to get it anyway due to both my grounding and the most recent events in the parallel universe sooooooooooooooo yeah

E: You guys are the best, seriously. Thank you all for your support, it made me feel tons better. (I also agree with Alexa, it’s funnier when one’s sick sometimes.) Wednesday I was able to go to school, there’s Thursday too and I’m doing a ton better, even if I’m weaker than I usually am. Well, after that PSA, the rest of the Q. I’m sorry you’re grounded. If I got grounded every time my grade dropped… Well, I’d be grounded every time I got sick. Nah, my mom doesn’t do that, but she does make me stay home sometimes and work on homework if I have a ton. Like I do now. Yay school. Also good luck on the those recent events. You need it fam.

Poptropica: That made no sense.

E: It’s time you learned young Padawan… I rarely make sense.

Poptropica: I think I already figured that out.

E: *ruffles his hair* Then you will go far my child.

Poptropica: Yay.

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to lucky: how’s your karma

Lucky Wing RoP:  My karma? Well… E has this saying, I guess.

E: A couple of people at school call me Lucky, actually. Fun fact. You can say the quote tho.

Lucky Wing RoP: “I might be lucky, but it is not all good luck.”

E: There ya have it. Karma no like me. It’s alright with her though.

Lucky Wing RoP: -_- No. It is not.

E: Never mind then.

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Purple Claw to captain crawfish: do u love me

Captain Crawfish: What?

E: PC, is there something I should know about? *Laughs* Kidding, kidding.

Captain Crawfish: No… Who is this?

E: My friend. Purple Claw. I almost ship this.

Captain Crawfish: You have a weird obsession with boats.

E: *pauses, then pokes head out door* Guys! I thought someone was going to explain what a ship was to James!

Black Widow: *mutters under breath* I’ll do it later!

E: Do it now!

Captain Crawfish: What is happening…

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(Oh yeah, this is sort of something from DHAlexaHattomi’s Q&A. All will be revealed.)

to E: itch here. you know what this is for. *drops fridge on E’s head*

E: *screams and jumps back just in time*

Dr Hare: What the heck?!

E: My life just flashed before my eyes…

Dr Hare: Are you OK?!

E: Yes. No. I almost just died. I don’t have powers BTW people and the ramifications of my death freaking STINK!

Dr Hare: Um… Why did someone drop a fridge on your head?

E: *brushes hair out of eyes* I had a misunderstanding with someone in another Q&A and Itch tried to drop a fridge in my head. I think it’s sorted out now tho… I hope.

Dr Hare: Who are these people?

E: Well, they’re… Idea moment.

Poptropica: Don’t get me involved please.

E: You might already be. I’m gonna go email Vampi, I have an idea!

Dr Hare/Poptropica: What?!

E: You’ll see!

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Red Rider to E: Awww, you have a kid. Who’s the father *throws hands on mouth*

E: *Turns scarlet* I walked into that so many times, who am I kidding? *Buries face into hands* I… I’m not his mom, ok? Even if I were Pop’s mother, I don’t know who-

Binary Bard: Dr Hare.

E: Wha- NO SHUT UP

Binary Bard: He can legally adopt.

E: STOP IT YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

Binary Bard: No, I’m not.

E: FINE BUT YOU STILL ARE TERRIBLE

Binary Bard: That I can agree with. But you know I’m right.

E: * hmphs* No, you’re not, shut up.

Binary Bard: I think I am. Do you want me to go ask?

E: Don’t you DARE-

Binary Bard: Hey Dr Hare, do you-

E: It’s his birthday you git!

Binary Bard: Oh. Guess you’re right.

E: *sighs in relief*

Binary Bard: Next week though…

E: I will destroy you.

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So yeah. People get tackled, tears are nearly shed, argh, I nearly died and HOLY CRAP I ALMOST FORGOT!

Poptropica: What?

E: I don’t wanna send you back…

Poptropica: Oh. Oh right, that’s what we forgot.

E: I can’t do this today, I can’t do this today, I can’t do this at ALL! *The doorbell rings* What the flip. Who’s-

Poptropica: *opens the door* Hi Mister Harvey!

Dr Hare: Hey kiddo. *Ruffles his hair* How’s it going El?

E: I can’t decide what to do and I’m freaking out.

Dr Hare: With…

E: *points “discreetly” at Poptropica*

Poptropica: What?

Dr Hare/E: Nothing!

Dr Hare: Why don’t you go set up a movie or something for us to watch, Ok? Miss E and I will get the cookies ready.

Poptropica: Ok! *Runs off*

E: *impressed* Wow.

Dr Hare: I have my ways. Honestly El, if I were you, I’d just leave it up to your viewers, they’re the ones who read it.

E: Wow, that’s… Perfect.

Dr Hare: Thanks.

Poptropica: Are you guys ok with watching Miraculous Ladybug?

E: YES I have trained you well.

Dr Hare: Wow. You got a ten year old boy to watch Miraculous Ladybug with you?

E: Dude, I usually watch it with a twenty year old. Twenty one now.

Dr Hare: Oh gosh, I almost forgot.

E: I might not let you forget. Now cookies and cartoons!

Dr Hare: Cookies and cartoons!

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, that one person, or the Admin/mod.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Can ghosts use touchscreens?) Ask away!

If you’re wondering how watching cartoons went, BOTH of them fell asleep on me! 😁 It was honestly really cute and I’ll send you guys a picture later, but they were out until Harvey woke up and went home (after apologizing about a million times) and I put Pop to sleep. So fun night! But I gotta crash, I’m tired too! Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!

(There were 2416 words today. Whoop!)