E *sitting on a solitary stool, staring at the wall* … Is this really number 26?
Dr Hare: *Sipping a milkshake* Hmm?
E: Has it really been over half a year since we started doing these?
Dr Hare: *pauses, then pulls out phone and looks at it* Um.
E: It totally is, isn’t it.
Dr Hare: Yes. Yes it is.
E: We totally should have done something last week.
Dr Hare: To be fair, you did have your 1 yr. *mutters something under breath* And I meant to get you something…
E: We went to dinner with the peeps, don’t worry about it, it’s not a big deal.
Dr Hare: You’ve been blogging for a whole year! Why didn’t I think to… *Sighs* Sorry.
E: Honestly bro, I still haven’t gotten you anything special for your birthday.
Dr Hare: You were going to get me something special?
E: Yeah… But I’m currently broke and so busy I want to scream. So… it didn’t really happen. I’m really sorry.
Dr Hare: *touched* Oh.
E: Ooh, tell you what! I know it’s in a while, but why don’t you come to my Drama performance in November? We’re doing an awesome play! And a… less awesome play, but I think you’ll like em!
Dr Hare: That… That’d be nice! Will you be in both?
E: Shockingly, yes. I’m like, the only one, but my parts are a bit more minor… Anyways, I’ll pay for it, my treat!
Dr Hare: You don’t have to-
E: But I want to! Consider it a super late birthday present! *shoots him with finger guns and winks*
Dr Hare: Uh, alright.
E: *Grins* Awesome! I’m going to go run and start the AtV! *Jumps off stool and runs off*
Dr Hare: *watches her run off* Wow.
Binary Bard: She really is something, isn’t she Hare?
Dr Hare: Quiet you.
DJAlexa Hattomi to Binary Bard: Can you calculate a number bigger than infinity? -Itch
Binary Bard: Well… There isn’t one. Infinity it’s the largest number.
E: Can you calculate it though?
Binary Bard: It’s infinity. It’s not a number you punch into a calculator.
E: I know that genius. I’m just checking to make sure you’re not bluffin’.
Binary Bard: How do you know all this?
E: It’s called I pay attention in school. I spent a couple years in home school too, so I learned some weird stuff, as well as I have a nerdy brother who once spent half of a PE period discussing whether zero is a number or not.
Binary Bard: What do you do with your life?
E: I have no idea. But do you have any thoughts on how some infinitys are bigger than others?
Binary Bard: But that’s impossible. Infinity is just-
E: *Interrupts* Here. Harvey, help me out here.
Dr Hare: Uh, OK.
E: Well, there’s the infinity everyone thinks about, how numbers go on forever, right?
Binary Bard: Yeah.
E: So what about the infinity between numbers?
Dr Hare: *Catches on* Right! The infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2 for instance! Like 2.3146… etcetera!
E: But it’s a lower number than the infinite infinity! There you go!
Binary Bard: ….
E: Uh… B?
Binary Bard: …
Dr Hare: I think we broke him.
Binary Bard: Error…
Dr Hare: I’ll get the MaKey MaKey.
(Yes, this is all true! At least, I’m pretty darn sure. If it’s not, I blame my brother and my last year math teacher. So yay. ~E the edits)
Wid: If you weren’t named after a spider, what animal would you name yourself after? -Alexa
Black Widow: First off, please don’t call me Wid. Only close friends can call me that.
E: What about Charlotte?
Black Widow: -_- Get out.
E: I’m kidding! But seriously, I am curious.
Black Widow: That made no sense, but fine. I let the guys call me that occasionally.
E: What if you got a boyfriend or something, could he call you that?
Black Widow: I don’t see it likely, but maybe.
E: Can I call you that?
Black Widow: -_-
E: Ok then. Why do you let my child call you that but not me?!
Black Widow: Cause he’s cuter.
E: OK OW RUDE- Ok, fine, it’s true. Answer your Q.
Black Widow: Fine. I’ve always been a spider to be honest like. What else would I be?
E: You could be a cat.
Black Widow: I thought D was a cat.
E: Everyone’s a cat. You’re a cat, D’s a cat, Crawfish is a cat, Harvey is a… Bunny.
Black Widow: *raises eyebrows* And Binary is an owl.
E: And I’m a marshmallow.
Black Widow: You still make no sense.
E: I rarely do.
(Anyone else tempted to draw all the Villains as cats? Just me? Ok.)
E: If you could use Nephri as a personal assistant, would you? -Vampi
E: Well, it’s a bit more complicated than that. I.e. a lot. See, I can’t really have an assistant per say?
Dr Hare: Plumber wrench.
E: *Hands it to him* Cause, well, I am an assistant.
Dr Hare: Uh… spinny wrench.
E: Socket wrench?
Dr Hare: Yeah, that one.
E: *Hands it to him* Here ya go. So… yeah, I’m Harvey’s assistant, sort of. I actually… Well, it’s complicated. I was his assistant, quit, now I just kind of work with him. Different dimensions, different rules, I guess.
Dr Hare: We got along fine in my dimension!
Dr Hare: Sorry….
E: It’s fine, don’t worry about it, we got over it. Anyways, so, yeah, sorry Neph. I’m sure you’d be a great assistant, but I don’t need one RN.
Dr Hare: Honestly? We’re more like partners at this point.
E: Partners in crime?
Dr Hare: No.
Dr Hare: I am retired.
E: I am not.
Dr Hare: You were never evil!
E: *fake gasps* How dare you say such a thing to she-who-must-not-be-named!
Dr Hare: *laughs* Give it up El.
E: *pouts* Fine…
Everyone: console games vs handheld games vs pc games who wins -TAS
E: ALL DA GAMES *looks at watch* Oop. Can I answer this next week?
Sporty Boa to CC: 1. How were you doing on that island you got abandoned on at the end of Skullduggerey island?
Captain Crawfish: Argh. I was doing fine. Had food, water. I couldn’t swim away, but I was fine.
E: Why didn’t you build a raft and sail away?
Captain Crawfish: I did.
E: Wait what.
Captain Crawfish: Aye, that’s where I was when they picked me up. *Sighs* And that’s when the problems kept on going.
E: And then ALONG CAME ZEUS!
Captain Crawfish: What?
E: Disney gets me places.
2. Would you rather lose your other leg or your other eye?
Captain Crawfish: Leg, methinks. It’s hard to be a pirate blind.
E: *starts sniggering* No eyed Pete.
Captain Crawfish: Who?
E: He’s… From Ninjago… I have a picture, gimme a sec. *Holds up phone*
Captain Crawfish: What?
E: I’m not very good at meming.
To BW: *Leans forward* How do you know the strange man from counterfeit??
Black Widow: He was my right hand man. Duh.
Black Widow: What.
E: He means how did you meet?
Black Widow: Whatever.
Black Widow: So what.
E: So how did you meet him?
Black Widow: Met at a bar.
E: What were you doing at a bar?!
Black Widow: Trying to set up an organization. I needed people.
E: And those people were in a bar.
Black Widow: Yes. Yes they were.
E: You aren’t very child friendly.
Black Widow: Reformed Villain honey.
E: *sticks out tongue* Whatever, just keep going.
Black Widow: Well, we worked together for a few years, maybe 6 or 7.
E: Your definition of a few is about half my lifetime. Why did you betray him then?
Black Widow: *sighs* Because he was giving information to your lot.
E: My lot? Bro, wrong person, I never did any adventuring.
Black Widow: Whatever.
E: Whatever whatever.
Black Widow: Are you done getting my life story yet?
E: Uh… *Smirks suddenly* Did you date him?
Black Widow: Get out.
Black Widow: Out.
To BB: 1. How the heck did you get a castle fortress built on that planet?!
Binary Bard: It’s a long story.
E: I wanna know!
Binary Bard: I’ll tell you all another time.
2. What’s your favorite planet in the solar system? (besides Earth)
Binary Bard: I’m not sure. I liked Glacies, but the castle fortress was my favorite.
E: You liked what.
Binary Bard: Glacies.
Binary Bard: You know, the icy planet? It was -97 C, had ice piranhas, you know?
E: … OOOOOOOOOOOOOH….. The Ice Planet… Heh. I knew that.
Binary Bard: You didn’t know it had a name?
E: It never said in game…
Binary Bard: In game?
Binary Bard: *Sighs* Your dimensional existence raises a lot of questions.
E: Like how I play a video game that in another dimension is very similar to someone’s life? And that a physical representation of that very game is my child? Oh yeah, welcome to my world.
Binary Bard: H-how…
E: Well… Not sure, but it’s kinda… I’m technically a dimensional inconsistency as well as impossibility. So YAY CONFUSIONS
Binary Bard: Wha…
Dr Hare: Did you break him again?!
To Everyone: If you were stuck in the middle of a desert, would you rather have: Water, but no food or food but no water?
E: Water but no food, easy.
Binary Bard: I don’t need food as much as they do, since… Yeah.
Dr Hare: But… But carrots.
Black Widow: Water.
Captain Crawfish: *shrugs*
Director D; Why am I in this said desert?
E: You ticked someone off, so they ditched you there.
Director D: Who would leave me in the desert.
E: I can think of several people. Myself included occasionally.
Director D: *sighs* Fine. Water.
E: Hmm… Story idea!
Everyone else: No.
Black Widow: Where’s E?
Dr Hare: She had to run to Driver’s Ed. It’s her last day, acutally.
Black Widow: Then she can drive?! Hoo boy, I’m never going on the streets again.
Binary Bard: Doesn’t she still have drives?
Dr Hare: Yeah, so she’s not quite done.
Black Widow: So we’re safe for now.
Dr Hare: That’s mean. She’s a pretty good driver. Now her teacher is a bit of a scary guy.
Binary Bard: Was he the tall guy with the beard?
Dr Hare: Yeah.
Binary Bard: Oh yeah. He was scary.
Captain Crawfish: I’m tall. And have a beard.
Dr Hare: You met her teacher?
*There’s a knock on the door*
Muddled voice: Special delivery!
Binary Bard: There she is. *Opens the door*
*There’s a cake in front of the door with a note next to it*
Dr Hare: I don’t think that was E.
Binary Bard: Shut up.
E: *Walks over, humming* Oh hey guys. *Looks at cake* What’s this?
Black Widow: No idea.
E: *Opens letter and reads aloud*
“Happy Bloggiversary! Moana made a 4-layer cake, and each layer is a different flavor. Pretty sure the first is vanilla, then carrot cake for Dr. Hare, and a bunch more. Have fun! -Team MINTATIV”
E: Aw! That’s sweet of them!
Dr Hare: Ay. *They highfive*
Binary Bard: So we know who it’s from, that means it’s probably not poisoned, right?
E: Probably not.
Binary Bard: *wordlessly picks up cake and takes it inside*
E: Hey! You’d better share ya pig!
Dr Hare: Did they say carrot cake?
Dr Hare: … I’ll be inside.
E: *Laughs* I see how it is!
(Ok, in all serousness, we all went in and had a slice. Dang those people know how to cook.)
E: *Sighs* I’m late. Again.
Poptropica: What do you mean/
E: It’s Wednesday. Again. I was gonna publish yesterday, but it just didn’t happen. Again. I just- *coughs* Ugh. Ow.
Poptropica: Momma, are you sick?
E: *Sniffs* A little bit. Anyways, sorry guys, I’ll get next weeks out on time at least. This is Halloween peeps!
Poptropica: Can I wear your cloak?
E: Let’s make you a costume instead. I have some ideas…. *Coughs again* Dangit dangit dangit.
Dr Hare: For the love of, E, go take a nap. Seriously.
Dr Hare: Yes.
Dr Hare: Thank you. You’re dead in your feet El, you’re going to pass out.
E: No I’m not…
Dr Hare: *raises eyebrow*
E: Fine, I’m gone. You two finish up then.
Poptropica: Is she going to die?
Dr Hare: No, it’s just a cold. Probably.
Poptropica: Why does she keep getting sick?
Dr Hare: No idea.
E: *from upstairs* Wish I knew!
If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, IDK whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall
BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (nicknamed CandE on the PHB) on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Momma, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys! Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Random spoopy noises) Ask away!
Why do I keep getting sick anyways? UGH. Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys!
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