Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. Now, I know this is a day late, but I promise there’s a reason! A long, complicated reason that involves crossovers, the fact that I only started working on this Saturday, the other fact that I could barely get on a computer and finally, I have no stinkin Chrome. Oh well. It’s not that I forgot, trust me, I had several reminders. *looks at Binary Bard* I don’t forget AtVs. Anymore. Sometimes I forget to hit post or something like that happened this time happens. Sorry guys, contrary to popular belief, I’m still only 1 person. Anyways, now that we’ve got all that out of the way, here is your lovely AtV! I hope you enjoy!
New ATG Character 1 to E: Why do you have rocks as a question prompt in your outro? Yes, they’re useful when making a weapon in the Stone Age, but otherwise, they’re not important.
E: Because hello, rocks.
Vampi to Wid: If I were to reference you in the ATG, can I make a joke that combines your name and stuff that references my favorite game? (TL;DR: Permission to make a joke with your nickname?)
Black Widow: Sure… Why….
E: I learned to stop questioning these things.
New ATG Character 2 to Dr. Hare: I think if Kali and Tech can assist Cyree, PK, and I, we may have a way to fix your whole “dimensional problems” scenario with the ATG Crew.
Dr Hare: *nervously* Oh, we’re fine! We’ve just about got it sorted!
E: You OK?
Dr Hare: I’m fine! Fine.
E: -_- Harvey, please just tell me. I won’t freak or anything.
Dr Hare: It’s nothing, really.
E: I… *sighs* Alright, fine, I won’t press. I’m going to go playfully troll people on Discord if anyone needs me. *walks off*
Dr Hare: *waits for her to leave, then subtly pushes a nearby button* Ok, not going to lie, it’s not looking good. Thanks for offering your assistance, but we’re just in too deep. Even if all goes to plan and we manage to fix the dimensional stuff… I’m not sure I could… really… lose Elyana. El, I mean. I… I don’t want to do that to her. I care about her too much. I… I know I’m being stupid, but I just… don’t want to lose her, or her to lose the life she’s living now. She doesn’t deserve that. No one does, but especially not her.
Binary Bard: Hare?
Dr Hare: Yes?
Binary Bard: That was pretty sweet.
Dr Hare: *Flushes* Thanks, I guess?
Alexa to anyone who asks about the “Kali and Tech assisting Cyree, PK, and I” phrase: Apparently, New Character 2 knows another Cyree and another Tech. It’s a long story; next ATG will explain.
Dr Hare: Just reference to the last question. Which is fine. All is well.
E: I’m so confused…
TAS to everyone: beep beep imma sheep i said beep beep imma sheep
E: Meow meow, I’m crushed hopes and dreams.
Binary Bard: Wow, that’s depressing.
E: Only on Mondays.
The Dolphin Violinist to all: any advice for being a 16yr old?
(I just turned 16 so idk what to expect)
E: Well, you certainly came to the right place. *sighs* Well, that was a lie, but I might be some help. I’m not entirely failing life.
Dr Hare: You’re doing fine.
E: I’m not a Villain at any rate.
Black Widow: That’s never a bad thing. Keep your nose clean. Stay out of jail.
Binary Bard: Be creative. Creative of good.
Dr Hare and E: And be yourself of course! Wait, what?
Black Widow: Jinx. You two are too cute together.
Dr Hare and E: Hey!
Binary Bard: They also both don’t like being called cute.
Black Widow: They’d both get used to it then, they’re both cute.
Dr Hare and E: Am not! Stop that! How is this even happening?!
Binary Bard: It is rather entertaining.
Black Widow: Agreed.
Dr Hare and E: You guys are no help.
Do you like…..NINJAGO 😃
E: Oh, girl, that story is so complicated, I don’t even know where to begin. *Pauses* Who wants to hear it?!
Binary Bard: Good heavens.
Dr Hare: I’m curious.
E: *coughs importantly* So! I used to be a total Fangirl of this show, I still am, but I was obsessed. I still love it, but I started to fall away last year, got more into Poptropica. Still like it, but it’s not my favorite show I would die for.
Black Widow: Who was your favorite character?
Binary Bard: That does explain your robot fascination.
E: S-shut up.
Dr Hare: Wait, what?
E: *flushes* It’s nothing! Really! Next Q!
Director D: You seem to be dodging the point.
E: Next Q it is!
Ever seen the show Sherlock?
E: I don’t think so… Nah, I haven’t. You guys?
Dr Hare: No.
Binary Bard: A little bit.
Black Widow: Eh.
E: It’s the Doctor for me.
Do you like 1D?
Black Widow: She totally does.
E: Well, OK. Not like, in any sort of romantic way, but I do like some of their music.
Dr Hare: Huh. Do you like their “You Don’t Know you’re Beautiful?”
E: Well yeah, it’s one of my favorites.
Dr Hare: Just wondering.
To Binary Bard: ever considered becoming a nindroid? (I’m assuming you’re a robot I have literally no clue..)
E: *laughs* You’d be right, he’s a robot. I need to post a picture of these guys, for non-Poptropicans. This guy is a Cyborg, but not a ninja. That’d be cool tho. I love Nindroids.
Binary Bard: What.
E: Pls ignore me, it’s better for my reputation that way. You should become a ninja.
Binary Bard: Pass.
Black Widow: any cool hair style and fashion suggestions?
Black Widow: Messy is beautiful.
E: *gasps* So I’m actually beautiful?! I’ve never been that before, sweet!
Black Widow: Oh stop it. You’re your own kind of beautiful.
Fizzle to BW: Dare I ask what you were saying in French?
Black Widow: Eh, juste des mots normaux.
To E: Do you know Smore’s breed?
E: Calico. I think. House Cat. I dunno.
Poptropica: She’s a Smores-z-cat!
E: Basically, yeah.
To BB: Are you still getting admirers or has that finally died down?
Binary Bard: Kind of. Most of us get fan mail, but mostly it’s me or Hare.
Black Widow: We all know what E’s thoughts on that is.
E: Oh shut up.
To E (Again): Mind if a friend of mine sends in some Qs?
E: Boy. Girl. Person. Whatever. Send all the Qs. Yes.
Arleen to everyone: Hi! I’ve been hearing about you guys, you all sound like nice people!
E: Thank you!
Black Widow: Nice. Ha.
E: Well, we’re not Umbridge. You guys are some of the awesomest people I’ve met.
Dr Hare: Same.
Arleen to E: Crush on the bunny, huh? Hope that works out for ya one way or another.
E: *goes pink* I do not!
Black Widow: You totally do.
E: I DO NOT!!
Black Widow: You do need to tell him at some point.
Dr Hare: What’s going on guys?
Arleen to BB: Does being able to speak Binary ever come in handy, nowadays?
Binary Bard: 01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01111001 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 01101100 01111001 00101110 00100000
E: -_- I’ll get a translator…
Arleen to Heather: Has it ever been awkward to have a bunny as a brother?
Heather: *shrugs* Not really. This is a recent thing, sort of, but I am used to it. Could be worse, he could be part bear.
E: Oh gosh, pls never.
Heather: Or part dog.
E: Or part beaver!
Dr Hare: What’s going on?
*The girls burst into laughter*
Dr Hare: I’m so confused…
Binary Bard: Girls. Good luck ever understanding them.
Sporty Boa to Everyone: 1. In the end segment to the AtVs, E really wants us to ask about rocks so… Your opinion on rocks?
E: Rocks. There must have been a reason at the time, but I don’t remember it…
Dr Hare: Rocks. Very nutritional.
E: *burst out laughing* Where did that come from?
Dr Hare: Skills.
E: Oh that was perfect…
Where do you see the world in the year 2118?
E: Dead or robot invasion.
Dr Hare: El…
E: Fine… Earth doesn’t end until around 5 billion according to Doctor Who. The universe doesn’t end until around 1 trillion…
Black Widow: Get back to this eon please.
Dr Hare: We’ll all probably be dead by then, but maybe our kids will live on, or our grandkids.
E: If I’m not single forever, yeah.
Black Widow: Uh huh.
What do you wish for in the future?
E: That I won’t always be a chicken.
Dr Hare: That I’ll be able to still be with my loved ones.
Black Widow: That certain people won’t be pansies.
E: Don’t you steal mine.
To DD and CC: To the pet store! Maybe we can get you a bird or fish Captain C!
E: Road trip!
Director D: No.
Captain Crawfish: Why?
To DH: *Ships box of carrots with note from Random Guy* “Sorry for calling you a floss of cotton candy and a fake, but to be on the safe side, return the box with something inside to prove you are actually the real Dr. Hare.” -RG
E: What kind of ship? *Pauses* Ok, I’ll shut up now.
Dr Hare: Why does he want proof… He’s honestly lucky I didn’t go after him.
E: He apologized, just let it slide.
Dr Hare: *sighs* It’s just…
E: He insulted you, I know. I was just as, if not more, mad when I found out. It’s OK now. If it comes down to it, I can always beat him up.
Dr Hare: Ok… *sighs* Why does he want proof?
E: Just send him something as non-lethal as possible.
Dr Hare: I’ll just send him a dingle-hopper.
E: Good idea, can’t go wrong with one of those.
Estherli521pi to everyone 1: I dare you to read all of the Atv posts together
E: *eyes widen* How about no?!
Black Widow: El doesn’t want certain people reading all the times she’s admitted to stuff.
E: Do not!
Binary Bard: Which is why you blocked all your websites from our computer.
E: That was because you kept trying to figure out what blackmail Itch had.
Dr Hare: What is it anyways?
E: Things I don’t want people knowing.
Everyone 2 : would you want to stay single or get married
Black Widow: Eh.
Dr Hare: I wouldn’t mind getting married someday.
Binary Bard: Same, but don’t be getting any ideas.
E: *giggles* That moment when you have to tell off your own fandom. I think I want to get married, but I doubt it’ll happen. Ever.
Black Widow: You’d be surprised.
E: People keep saying that, but whatever, I doubt it. Why would anyone want to date me, much less marry me?!
Binary Bard: Again. You’d be surprised. E: I quit.
Continuing everyone 2:who do you want to get married you must answer cus if you don’t. I will personally use my laser lipstick to kill u
E: That escalated quickly…
Dr Hare: No one asks nicely anymore.
Black Widow: Neither do we.
Binary Bard: I can’t answer this under the grounds of “I’d like to live.” My relationship is kind of complicated.
Black Widow: Eh.
E: I think D wants to get married.
Director D: Mmm.
E: I think he’s also ignoring me with the hopes that I’ll go away.
Director D: Mmm.
Dr Hare: I’m… I’m not sure right now, but I think I know. Just hope nothing goes wrong there.
Black Widow: E, any thoughts?
E: Eh? Oh, right, sorry. I think… Oh, I don’t know. We’ll see when we get there, I don’t know.
Binary Bard: Fair enough.
To DH:Do you like E ? If you don’t answer I will destroy all the carrots in the world
Dr Hare: You can’t do that! That’s physically impossible… Besides, of course I like El, she’s my friend!
Black Widow: Wrong kind of like.
Dr Hare: Oh.
E: *blushing furiously* Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh.
Black Widow: Well? You going to answer?
Dr Hare: *flushing* Well… I… Can I answer this in private please?
Black Widow: Fine…
*Everyone but Binary Bard shuffles out*
Binary Bard: I already know, Ok? Just tell them.
Dr Hare: I… *sighs* Fine. Yes, I do have a bit of a crush on El. I… well, she’s just… I… *sighs* I don’t know what you expected Mordred.
Binary Bard: This.
Dr Hare: Fair enough… *rubs ears nervously* What now?
Binary Bard: You go tell her.
Dr Hare: Yeah, like that’s happening. Look Mordred, I’m not going to get a ‘happy ending’ any time soon. I’m kind of a freak.
Binary Bard: Hare, as brilliant as you are, you’re not very observant. *calls* E, can you come in here a second?
Dr Hare: What are you doing?!
Binary Bard: Proving a point.
E: *comes in* What’s up?
Binary Bard: Do you think Hare’s a freak?
E: *shocked* What?! No! Who’s been saying that?! Oh gosh… Do I need to beat someone up?!
Dr Hare: No…
Binary Bard: Case in point.
E: *huffs* Whatever, Harvey, whoever thinks you’re a freak, well, first off, they’re wrong. Second off, I can and will smack anyone who tells you that. Third… Well, I didn’t have a third, but I’m here if you need me, ok? Maybe I can help. *Hugs him* I’m in the other room. *leaves*
Binary Bard: See what I mean?
Dr Hare: She’s kind of always like that…
Binary Bard: Yes, but especially to you.
Dr Hare: Nah.
Binary Bard: Yeah.
Dr Hare: There is no way, alright? I’m going to go grab a snack.
Binary Bard: You know she’d say yes if you asked her out.
Dr Hare: I’m done. *leaves*
Black Widow:*pokes head in* Well?
Binary Bard: We are Operation Go.
Well that didn’t take me forever or anything?! *laughs nervously* Dangit, I spent about 3 days on that instead of my usual week. It’s kind of impressive I got that many words tho…. Anyways, I gotta run, sorry this is so late! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!
(2360 word count)