Stutterhug is also the name of a Webcomic on Taptastic that I’m rather fond of. (Also, PS, if you decide to go surfing that website… Um… Be careful. Very careful.)
Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So… It may or may not be 10:58 over here, but… My clarification of such things would be saddening, so carry on.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW, CONTEST! YEET!
Dr Hare: El? El, we need to start the AtV! Where are… *Eat twitches* Hang on a sec… *He walks over to the guest room where E usually bunks and gently pushes the door open*
E: *singing into a hair brush, doesn’t notice him*
If you ask me how I’m doin’
I would say I’m doin’ just fine
I would lie and say that you’re not on my mind
But I go out
And I sit down
At a table set for two
And finally I’m forced to face the truth
No matter what I say
I’m, not over you
Dr Hare: Um… El?
E: *screams and drops the hair brush* Harvey!
Dr Hare: *flinches* Hi?
E: How… How long have you been standing there?
Dr Hare: Not very long. Sorry.
E: It’s… It’s Ok… Oh gosh, this is mortifying.
Dr Hare: You sounded nice.
E: *blushes* Oh. Thanks, I… I guess .
Dr Hare: No, really, you do. Were you singing about someone?
E: *turns the color of Kool aid* Um. *Sighs* This had been a reoccurring theme in the Q&As. First Kat and Zander, then Alexa and Cyree… Can we just pretend this never happened?
Dr Hare: Deal. I’m getting tired of romantic tropes.
E: I need original ideas.
M to everyone: Wanna join my literature club? 😀
E: Before we do this Q, I am going to take a moment to by irritated, I was going to use the name M for a story and now I’m beat to the punch. *pauses* Ok, I’m over it. I’ll go find the others!
*A couple minutes later…*
E: Gonna be lit at the literature club.
Black Widow: Stop now.
E: Okie… I wanna join! I love reading/writing!
Black Widow: Eh.
Binary Bard: Maybe.
Heather: I love reading, can I join?
Arleen to E: If you can get over your fear of rejection and ask Hare out, I’ll muster up my courage and ask Toby out.
E: ._. I hate half this Q.
Black Widow: Do it.
E: You kidding? No way!
Black Widow: You have to do it eventually.
E: Uuuuuuugh… we called a truce Wid.
Black Widow: I know. It’s just a date, you can handle it.
E: No way. I promised Harvey, Ok? Besides, she doesn’t mean just a date, she means… *flushes* I can’t do this… not now. Not ever.
Black Widow: For the love of… ok, every other week,I swear I give you a little lecture on why you should ask Hare out and I am done. You don’t seem to understand that it could potentially make you both really happy, fine.
E: Wid, why would he go out with a girl like me?
Black Widow: Because he thinks you’re attractive. And funny. And cute. And all around good, nice girl.
E: Pff, whatever.
Black Widow: He likes you.
E: I doubt it.
Black Widow: You’re wrong.
E: *groans* Stop…
Black Widow: Go! *Shoves her out of the room*
E: Aah! *Slams into Dr Hare*
Dr Hare: El! *Catches her* You Ok?
E: Um… *flushes* Sure.
Dr Hare: What happened?
E: Wid shoved me out here. With probable malicious intent and definite skill timing.
Dr Hare: What?
E: Never mind.
Dr Hare: Well, um… I’d better go.
E: I… Ok.
Dr Hare: Wait, was there something you needed to tell me?
E: … nope.
Fizz to BW: Maybe you should cut those two a bit of slack. I doubt anything’s gonna move forward with this disk stuff looming over them anyway.
Black Widow: Well, they resolved the disc. So maybe… I didn’t tease them if I didn’t think something good would come out of this. They just need to man up. Yes, including E, we discussed this last week.
Fizz to everyone: So how was your guys’ St. Patrick’s day?
E: I had an excellent Lucky day!
Binary Bard: You mean St Patrick’s Day?
E: You sound like Patrick, geez. He complained about it too.
Binary Bard: Somehow I’m not surprised.
E: That I claimed this day as my own or that I know someone named Patrick.
Binary Bard: Both.
E: Good answer.
Dr Hare: I had a pretty good day. Nothing major happened. I did take El out for lunch to celebrate her Channelversary.
E: That was so much fun! I was also videoing for 3 hours later, but still! Totally a blast!
Heather: I went down to the library, I suppose.
Black Widow: I followed certain people going out to lunch.
Dr Hare: You did what?!
Binary Bard: Nothing happened to me at least.
Despair to E: Um… I read the AtVs now, so it wasn’t hard to figure out… I just hope things work out for you….
E: That was fast. Wait, hard to figure out what… oh. *flushes* Um… thanks. Me too.
Arleen to everyone: Soooo… Anyone here got plans for Easter/April Fools? (Yeh. They both land on the same day this year. Weird right?)
E: *giggles* I was keeping track of that. Y’all are gonna get pranked so hard. Oh, hey Harvey!
Dr Hare: *flinches* What?!
E: You remember last year?
Dr Hare: I remember a lot of years, so yes. What exactly am I supposed to remember?
E: We did that Easter thing! Wow, that was forever ago… we did a Easter special, ish.
Dr Hare: Oh yeah, that.
E: We should do that again! That’d be so fun! In the meantime, I’m off to go prep to prank the wahoozi outta y’all. *Giggles, then skips off*
Heather: That’s forboding.
Dr Hare: Says the woman who doesn’t have to write a post with her.
Fizz to E: Actually, my mom sometimes has dreams like that too.
E: Your mom is an alternate dimensional version of me?!
Dr Hare: El, why.
E: Because I can! I used to have dreams that predicted the future, still do, but nowadays it’s… wie sagt man… different. It’s not every night, but I’ll just be shot into the life of another version of me. It’s only temporary and I can’t affect their actions, but it’s scary sometimes! Many a time I’ve woken up in a cold sweat.
Dr Hare: El, can we… how long has this been going on?
E: Dunno, few weeks… why?
Dr Hare: Because that could be real bad?
E: Aw, come on Harvey, I’m sure it happens to people who travel dimensions all the time!
Dr Hare: El… I travelled most of those dimensions with you and I don’t have those dreams.
E: Oh… um… I.. uh… I’m sure it’s nothing…
Dr Hare: Just… let me know if anything happens, Ok?
E: *smiles weakly* I’ll be fine. I’m a big girl, right? Besides, what’s… what’s the worst that could happen? *Walks off*
Dr Hare: … Oh we are so screwed. She has no idea how much.
Smiley to E: This Soos… They sound like a… fascinating individual.
E: Oh, he is. He drove into a fast food restaurant once. Like, into the restaurant. He can’t even drive. He’s actually really cool and El, that being the version of me in his dimension, loves him to pieces, he’s practically her little brother. Her ghostly, been-dead-since-the-civil-war brother. This makes no sense.
Fizz to DH and BB: What’s your favorite gadget / invention?
Dr Hare: How do I pick? There’s so many cool things I’ve worked on in my life.
Binary Bard: Same, there’s so much.
E: I think… that I should stop intruding on other people’s Qs. *Walks off*
Binary Bard: She’s got a point.
Dr Hare: I like having her around for Qs.
Binary Bard: You would.
Dr Hare: Hey!
Binary Bard: I think my favorite invention is… secret. My work isn’t always legal.
Dr Hare: Fair point…
Despair to E (Again): You like me…? Thanks… I’m really not that good a person though….
E: Oh pish posh, I’m sure you are. Everyone is a good person deep down. Except… for like 231 people, approximately. I don’t think you’re one of them.
Arleen to Heather: So how do YOU feel in light of all this weirdness between E and Hare?
Heather: Blissfully uninvolved. I like E, I don’t see anything wrong with them dating, so I just kind of let it be. They’ll figure it out eventually.
Arleen to Lucky: You’re so lucky. You don’t need to wear green on St. Patrick’s day ‘cus your hair is already green. -_-
Lucky Wing: It is a blessing, since my friends are people like Nice Coyote.
E: Case in point.
Fizz to E (Again): Sorry. I just felt REALLY stupid for not figuring out who D’s dating sooner. -_-
E: You figured it out?! *Gasps* Yay! I may or may not have been dropping hints for weeks, so… whoo!
Director D: I doubt he figured out who it is.
E: *gasps* I have an idea! Announcement at the end of the AtV! *Runs off*
Director D: *sighs* I know for a fact that this is only going to result in more suffering for me.
To Everyone: 1. Which one of you would make the best president/leader?
E: Nope! We’re not answering this Q because this would turn into Captain America Civil War faster than DC bursts into flames.
Sporty Boa to BB: When will flying cars be a thing?
Binary Bard: If ever, it probably won’t be me. I have more interesting things to work on. Which aren’t technically legal so…
To BW: Besides you, who do you think is the best at art?
Black Widow: Da Vinci.
E: Ooh. Nicely chosen.
To Pop: Do you want to come to pet store with D and CC? It’s going to be fun!
Pop: Please! Momma, can we get a puppy?
E: Um… no.
Pop: I’ll take care of it! It’ll be mine and I’ll pay for his food and yeah!
E: Babe, I don’t think the landlord will let us…
Pop: Please? I’ll even take it on walks.
E: I… I’ll think about it… Go talk to Harvey.
Dr Hare: Why is he talking to me?
E: I can’t say no to a cute face like that!
Dr Hare: You think I can?! It’s not like I can say no to you!
E: … Run that by me again?
Dr Hare: *flushes* Oh carrots. *runs off*
Pop: What just happened?
E: I have no idea.
To CC: 1. Do you think fish are underrated?
- Where the heck are you/ Where have you been!?! WE NEED TO GO TO THE PET STORE!!
E: … I’m compiling a list for Crawfish to answer when he gets back. I should message
To DD: I see you dodging my singing questions, must think you’re pretty slick… Which you’re kinda known for so… (It will happen eventually)
Director D: Contrary to common belief, I can sing. However, that is reserved for particular people.
E: *cough cough* I wonder who…
Director D: Are you quite done?
Zippy Sky aka to E: YAS! BACON 4 LIFE!!!!!
E: Yus! I love bacon! Harvey… isn’t, but…
Dr Hare: I’m vegetarian.
E: I know… I’m sorry.
Dr Hare: It’s Ok, it’s not that important.
E: It’s Ok, I’ll always be there to eat your bacon.
Dr Hare: Thank you for that?
E: *grins* No problem.
Dr Hare: *laughs*
to hare and Mordred: dream invention?
Dr Hare: Do you mean the one we were trapped on in Erewhon or something we should invent?
Binary Bard: Ugh, hope it’s the latter.
Dr Hare: Yeah… Erewhon… wasn’t good.
E: I saved you from the ants, besides, it was just a dream, right?
Dr Hare: *shudders* Yeah… it was just a childish fear, but…
E: Bro, I’m the queen of those. Don’t worry about it! *Hugs him* It’s Ok to be scared! And to have fears! I’m a perfect example of that!
Dr Hare: *flushes* Thanks.
E: You’re welcome!
Binary Bard: You guys are impossible, hope you realize this.
E: Yeah yeah, I hear it all the time.
K to BW: Are you related to Joe Stockman by any chance?
Black Widow: Related to who now?
E: He was that guy on Virus Hunter, he got that one virus.
Black Widow: Very helpful E.
E: You’re welcome. That’s a no then?
Black Widow: Clearly.
E: Well then, I’ll run Family Search and get back to y’all next week.
K to Dr.Hare: do you like ranch dressing on your carrots?
Dr Hare: Not particularly.
E: Ranch? Bleh.
K to Binary Bard: did you turn Holmes evil?
Binary Bard: Did I turn who evil?
E: Heh heh… nope. *runs away*
to DD: ok so I finally gave up and looked the villans up, sooooo….HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM PRISON?
Director D: Didn’t we go over this?
E: If by “go over” you mean I said it and you threatened to have be removed as a national threat, yes.
Director D: It’s not my fault that you’re trying to give away national secrets.
E: *snaps* They’re not national secrets! I have been given permission by the current leader of the spy agency to do as benefits this Q&A! I check on a regular basis to see if I have clearance to share the information I’m sharing now! Get on with it, will ya?
E: This is how I die, isn’t it.
Director D: *mildly impressed* On the contrary. I’m surprised you had that in you.
E: *flushes* Actually… I just had a really crummy day. Moving on, please.
Director D: Very well. I was released due to a code blue, which required, among other things, my being released.
E: Actually… ah, never mind. Carry on.
Director D: That’s all, actually. Have a nice day E. *walks off*
Dr Hare: *pokes his head in* What’s going on? Sorry, I shouldn’t interrupt, but I heard yelling…
E: I think… I just earned Director D’s respect.
To all: Top of te mornin to ya, do you believe in luck?🍀
E: *Irish accent* Aye, indeed I do lassie! *Winces and switches back to normal* Now I miss Crawfish…
Black Widow: So do a lot of us. And yes, luck is real.
Binary Bard: It’s better to depend on skill than luck.
E: I like luck.
Black Widow: Gambling is luck.
E: Yes, 1 out of 3000 is luck, but it’s also dumb. It could happen, but putting high amounts money into it, or heck, any money into it, that’s just ridiculous.
Black Widow: I see where you stand on gambling.
E: Highly against it, yes. I’m good at guessing games tho.
Binary Bard: That works.
To BW: speed draw Sonic the Hedgehog.
Black Widow: Excuse me, what?
E: … this is on you, good luck. *Runs off*
Black Widow: I do requests, not commissions. It’ll cost you 5 bucks.
Dr Hare: Isn’t that a little high…?
Black Widow: I’m charging extra for the fact that I haven’t heard the end of ‘da wae’ from E.
E: I AM DA WAE!
To DH: Of all the things in the world, how did you end up with half a rabbit brain? (And where’d they get a rabbit that wants to control the world😱😨)
Dr Hare: Half a… I don’t have half a rabbit brain!
E: Oh right, the wiki article. I’ve only read that about a million times.
Dr Hare: My brain is still my brain. It just has some… rabbit tendencies.
E: Cause you’re part rabbit.
Dr Hare: I’m maybe a ¼th rabbit. I’m not half.
E: Eh, it’s Ok Harvey. Things like this happen.
Dr Hare: It’s frustrating.
E: I know it is, but it’s not worth getting mad over. *takes his hand* I’ve seen you angry Harvey, it’s really not worth it. Let’s go help the others with their Qs.
Dr Hare: *blushes* I… Ok.
E: *unaware* Come on, it’ll be fun!
TO ALLL: Challenge time
I dare you to come up with a short story for an oc villan of mine 😆
Name: Jacon/Jace Surge (work in progress)
Appearance: well…I don’t have that much yet, has black hair with white streaks/lightning bolts. Wears all black (including that black coat thing that Nick Fury wears.)
What voice would sound like: basically sounds like Louis Tomlinson (google if you don’t know)
Who is he?
He is a tech wiz supervillan, Frenemy of my oc, A SPY, enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D, and basically a villan you love to hate. 😆
E: Oh, a villian! I’ve always had a soft spot for the villains! I’ll email you about this, I dunno if the AtV can take it.
Dr Hare: Well, the fourth wall is still standing…
E: Duct tape does it’s work! Now, dear readers, once I finish typing this up, we shall-
Dr Hare: … Never mind.
E: Gosh darn it, we were doing so well.
*Urgent knocking on door*
Dr Hare: I’m coming, I’m coming, hold your horses…
I opened the door to see Elyana. She was wearing her normal jacket-over-a-T and jeans, it was the only way I recognized her. El had tied a black bandana over her hair, so only a few curls stuck out. She had left her glasses at home or something, because I could clearly see make-up. Out of all the girls knew, El was probably the least likely I would have expected to see wearing makeup. (Outside the theater, of course.) She looked good in it, but almost intimidating at the same time. Beautifully intimidating.
E: Are… Are you Ok?
Dr Hare: I’m fine, sorry, sorry. Um… Here, come in.
E: *smiles at him* Thanks. Is Wid here?
Dr Hare: Yeah, she’s in the back. Can I ask… Why are you wearing makeup?
E: Why am I… Gosh darn it! *Facepalms* So… Elsa.
Dr Hare: Frozen. Olaf. What?
E: I’m trying for a job. I know, finally, geez. Point is, the job is for an Elsa actress, it’s for a store or something. I’m really excited, and I hope I get it, but I probably won’t.
Dr Hare: Why not? You look perfect to me.
E: *flushes* T-thanks… But it’s the braces.
Dr Hare: Oh…
E: It’s fine. Anyways… Wid. Can’t talk.
Dr Hare: Ok, but what-
E: I’m so sorry, I’ll explain soon. Wish me luck. *Straightens jacket and walks off*
Dr Hare: … I’m so confused.
HERE WE GO! CONTEST!
So for next week, we will be holding a contest! Since has apparently Fizz figured out who the fabulous Director D is dating, I want to see who has! I’m also not sure if Fizz is correct. We shall see. The first person to tell me who they think D is dating (and is correct) gets a prize! I’m not sure what prize, but I’ll figure it out. Second and third will also get a prize! You can email me or use Hangouts at email@example.com or message me on Discord. Yes, you do need to contact me one of these ways, so I can keep track of this.
This is a bad idea, isn’t it?
I regret everything.
Well, I shall sleep now, so Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!