Ask the Villains #46, Stutterhug (+Contest)

Stutterhug is also the name of a Webcomic on Taptastic that I’m rather fond of. (Also, PS, if you decide to go surfing that website… Um… Be careful. Very careful.)

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! So… It may or may not be 10:58 over here, but… My clarification of such things would be saddening, so carry on.


Dr Hare: El? El, we need to start the AtV! Where are… *Eat twitches* Hang on a sec… *He walks over to the guest room where E usually bunks and gently pushes the door open*

E: *singing into a hair brush, doesn’t notice him*

If you ask me how I’m doin’
I would say I’m doin’ just fine
I would lie and say that you’re not on my mind
But I go out
And I sit down
At a table set for two
And finally I’m forced to face the truth
No matter what I say
I’m, not over you

Dr Hare: Um… El?

E: *screams and drops the hair brush* Harvey!

Dr Hare: *flinches* Hi?

E: How… How long have you been standing there?

Dr Hare: Not very long. Sorry.

E: It’s… It’s Ok… Oh gosh, this is mortifying.

Dr Hare: You sounded nice.

E: *blushes* Oh. Thanks, I… I guess .

Dr Hare: No, really, you do. Were you singing about someone?

E: *turns the color of Kool aid* Um. *Sighs* This had been a reoccurring theme in the Q&As. First Kat and Zander, then Alexa and Cyree… Can we just pretend this never happened?

Dr Hare: Deal. I’m getting tired of romantic tropes.

E: I need original ideas.


M to everyone: Wanna join my literature club? 😀

E: Before we do this Q, I am going to take a moment to by irritated, I was going to use the name M for a story and now I’m beat to the punch. *pauses* Ok, I’m over it. I’ll go find the others!

*A couple minutes later…*

E: Gonna be lit at the literature club.

Black Widow: Stop now.

E: Okie… I wanna join! I love reading/writing!

Black Widow: Eh.

Binary Bard: Maybe.

Heather: I love reading, can I join?



Arleen to E: If you can get over your fear of rejection and ask Hare out, I’ll muster up my courage and ask Toby out.

E: ._. I hate half this Q.

Black Widow: Do it.

E: You kidding? No way!

Black Widow: You have to do it eventually.

E: Uuuuuuugh… we called a truce Wid.

Black Widow: I know. It’s just a date, you can handle it.

E: No way. I promised Harvey, Ok? Besides, she doesn’t mean just a date, she means… *flushes* I can’t do this… not now. Not ever.

Black Widow: For the love of… ok, every other week,I swear I give you a little lecture on why you should ask Hare out and I am done. You don’t seem to understand that it could potentially make you both really happy, fine.

E: Wid, why would he go out with a girl like me?

Black Widow: Because he thinks you’re attractive. And funny. And cute. And all around good, nice girl.

E: Pff, whatever.

Black Widow: He likes you.

E: I doubt it.

Black Widow: You’re wrong.

E: *groans* Stop…

Black Widow: Go! *Shoves her out of the room*

E: Aah! *Slams into Dr Hare*

Dr Hare: El! *Catches her* You Ok?

E: Um… *flushes* Sure.

Dr Hare: What happened?

E: Wid shoved me out here. With probable malicious intent and definite skill timing.

Dr Hare: What?

E: Never mind.

Dr Hare: Well, um… I’d better go.

E: I… Ok.

Dr Hare: Wait, was there something you needed to tell me?

E: … nope.

Fizz to BW: Maybe you should cut those two a bit of slack. I doubt anything’s gonna move forward with this disk stuff looming over them anyway.

Black Widow: Well, they resolved the disc. So maybe… I didn’t tease them if I didn’t think something good would come out of this. They just need to man up. Yes, including E, we discussed this last week.

Fizz to everyone: So how was your guys’ St. Patrick’s day?

E: I had an excellent Lucky day!

Binary Bard: You mean St Patrick’s Day?

E: You sound like Patrick, geez. He complained about it too.

Binary Bard: Somehow I’m not surprised.

E: That I claimed this day as my own or that I know someone named Patrick.

Binary Bard: Both.

E: Good answer.

Dr Hare: I had a pretty good day. Nothing major happened. I did take El out for lunch to celebrate her Channelversary.

E: That was so much fun! I was also videoing for 3 hours later, but still! Totally a blast!

Heather: I went down to the library, I suppose.

Black Widow: I followed certain people going out to lunch.

Dr Hare: You did what?!

Binary Bard: Nothing happened to me at least.

Despair to E: Um… I read the AtVs now, so it wasn’t hard to figure out… I just hope things work out for you….

E: That was fast. Wait, hard to figure out what… oh. *flushes* Um… thanks. Me too.

Arleen to everyone: Soooo… Anyone here got plans for Easter/April Fools? (Yeh. They both land on the same day this year. Weird right?)

E: *giggles* I was keeping track of that. Y’all are gonna get pranked so hard. Oh, hey Harvey!

Dr Hare: *flinches* What?!

E: You remember last year?

Dr Hare: I remember a lot of years, so yes. What exactly am I supposed to remember?

E: We did that Easter thing! Wow, that was forever ago… we did a Easter special, ish.

Dr Hare: Oh yeah, that.

E: We should do that again! That’d be so fun! In the meantime, I’m off to go prep to prank the wahoozi outta y’all. *Giggles, then skips off*

Heather: That’s forboding.

Dr Hare: Says the woman who doesn’t have to write a post with her.  

Fizz to E: Actually, my mom sometimes has dreams like that too.

E: Your mom is an alternate dimensional version of me?!

Dr Hare: El, why.

E: Because I can! I used to have dreams that predicted the future, still do, but nowadays it’s… wie sagt man… different. It’s not every night, but I’ll just be shot into the life of another version of me. It’s only temporary and I can’t affect their actions, but it’s scary sometimes! Many a time I’ve woken up in a cold sweat.

Dr Hare: El, can we… how long has this been going on?

E: Dunno, few weeks… why?

Dr Hare: Because that could be real bad?

E: Aw, come on Harvey, I’m sure it happens to people who travel dimensions all the time!

Dr Hare: El… I travelled most of those dimensions with you and I don’t have those dreams.

E: Oh… um… I.. uh… I’m sure it’s nothing…

Dr Hare: Just… let me know if anything happens, Ok?

E: *smiles weakly* I’ll be fine. I’m a big girl, right? Besides, what’s… what’s the worst that could happen? *Walks off*

Dr Hare: … Oh we are so screwed. She has no idea how much.

Smiley to E: This Soos… They sound like a… fascinating individual.

E: Oh, he is. He drove into a fast food restaurant once. Like, into the restaurant. He can’t even drive. He’s actually really cool and El, that being the version of me in his dimension, loves him to pieces, he’s practically her little brother. Her ghostly, been-dead-since-the-civil-war brother. This makes no sense.

Fizz to DH and BB: What’s your favorite gadget / invention?

Dr Hare: How do I pick? There’s so many cool things I’ve worked on in my life.

Binary Bard: Same, there’s so much.

E: I think… that I should stop intruding on other people’s Qs. *Walks off*

Binary Bard: She’s got a point.

Dr Hare: I like having her around for Qs.

Binary Bard: You would.

Dr Hare: Hey!

Binary Bard: I think my favorite invention is… secret. My work isn’t always legal.

Dr Hare: Fair point…

Despair to E (Again): You like me…? Thanks… I’m really not that good a person though….

E: Oh pish posh, I’m sure you are. Everyone is a good person deep down. Except… for like 231 people, approximately. I don’t think you’re one of them.

Arleen to Heather: So how do YOU feel in light of all this weirdness between E and Hare?

Heather: Blissfully uninvolved. I like E, I don’t see anything wrong with them dating, so I just kind of let it be. They’ll figure it out eventually.

Arleen to Lucky: You’re so lucky. You don’t need to wear green on St. Patrick’s day ‘cus your hair is already green. -_-

Lucky Wing: It is a blessing, since my friends are people like Nice Coyote.

E: Case in point.

Fizz to E (Again): Sorry. I just felt REALLY stupid for not figuring out who D’s dating sooner. -_-

E: You figured it out?! *Gasps* Yay! I may or may not have been dropping hints for weeks, so… whoo!

Director D: I doubt he figured out who it is.

E: *gasps* I have an idea! Announcement at the end of the AtV! *Runs off*

Director D: *sighs* I know for a fact that this is only going to result in more suffering for me.


To Everyone: 1. Which one of you would make the best president/leader?
*Awkward silence*

E: Nope! We’re not answering this Q because this would turn into Captain America Civil War faster than DC bursts into flames.

Sporty Boa to BB: When will flying cars be a thing?

Binary Bard: If ever, it probably won’t be me. I have more interesting things to work on. Which aren’t technically legal so…

To BW: Besides you, who do you think is the best at art?

Black Widow: Da Vinci.

E: Ooh. Nicely chosen.

To Pop: Do you want to come to pet store with D and CC? It’s going to be fun!

Pop: Please! Momma, can we get a puppy?

E: Um… no.

Pop: I’ll take care of it! It’ll be mine and I’ll pay for his food and yeah!

E: Babe, I don’t think the landlord will let us…

Pop: Please? I’ll even take it on walks.

E: I… I’ll think about it… Go talk to Harvey.

Dr Hare: Why is he talking to me?

E: I can’t say no to a cute face like that!

Dr Hare: You think I can?! It’s not like I can say no to you!

E: … Run that by me again?

Dr Hare: *flushes* Oh carrots. *runs off*

Pop: What just happened?

E: I have no idea.

To CC: 1. Do you think fish are underrated?

  1. Where the heck are you/ Where have you been!?! WE NEED TO GO TO THE PET STORE!!

E: … I’m compiling a list for Crawfish to answer when he gets back. I should message

To DD: I see you dodging my singing questions, must think you’re pretty slick… Which you’re kinda known for so… (It will happen eventually)

Director D: Contrary to common belief, I can sing. However, that is reserved for particular people.

E: *cough cough* I wonder who…

Director D: Are you quite done?

E: No.


Zippy Sky aka  to E: YAS! BACON 4 LIFE!!!!!

E: Yus! I love bacon! Harvey… isn’t, but…

Dr Hare: I’m vegetarian.

E: I know… I’m sorry.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok, it’s not that important.

E: It’s Ok, I’ll always be there to eat your bacon.

Dr Hare: Thank you for that?

E: *grins* No problem.

Dr Hare: *laughs*

to hare and Mordred: dream invention?

Dr Hare: Do you mean the one we were trapped on in Erewhon or something we should invent?

Binary Bard: Ugh, hope it’s the latter.

Dr Hare: Yeah… Erewhon… wasn’t good.

E: I saved you from the ants, besides, it was just a dream, right?

Dr Hare: *shudders* Yeah… it was just a childish fear, but…

E: Bro, I’m the queen of those. Don’t worry about it! *Hugs him* It’s Ok to be scared! And to have fears! I’m a perfect example of that!

Dr Hare: *flushes* Thanks.

E: You’re welcome!

Binary Bard: You guys are impossible, hope you realize this.

E: Yeah yeah, I hear it all the time.


K to BW: Are you related to Joe Stockman by any chance?

Black Widow: Related to who now?

E: He was that guy on Virus Hunter, he got that one virus.

Black Widow: Very helpful E.

E: You’re welcome. That’s a no then?

Black Widow: Clearly.

E: Well then, I’ll run Family Search and get back to y’all next week.

K to Dr.Hare: do you like ranch dressing on your carrots?

Dr Hare: Not particularly.

E: Ranch? Bleh.

K to Binary Bard: did you turn Holmes evil?

Binary Bard: Did I turn who evil?

E: Heh heh… nope. *runs away*


to DD: ok so I finally gave up and looked the villans up, sooooo….HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM PRISON?
Director D: Didn’t we go over this?

E: If by “go over” you mean I said it and you threatened to have be removed as a national threat, yes.

Director D: It’s not my fault that you’re trying to give away national secrets.

E: *snaps* They’re not national secrets! I have been given permission by the current leader of the spy agency to do as benefits this Q&A! I check on a regular basis to see if I have clearance to share the information I’m sharing now! Get on with it, will ya?


E: This is how I die, isn’t it.

Director D: *mildly impressed* On the contrary. I’m surprised you had that in you.

E: *flushes* Actually… I just had a really crummy day. Moving on, please.

Director D: Very well. I was released due to a code blue, which required, among other things, my being released.

E: Actually… ah, never mind. Carry on.

Director D: That’s all, actually. Have a nice day E. *walks off*

E: …

Dr Hare: *pokes his head in* What’s going on? Sorry, I shouldn’t interrupt, but I heard yelling…

E: I think… I just earned Director D’s respect.

To all: Top of te mornin to ya, do you believe in luck?🍀
E: *Irish accent* Aye, indeed I do lassie! *Winces and switches back to normal* Now I miss Crawfish…

Black Widow: So do a lot of us. And yes, luck is real.

Binary Bard: It’s better to depend on skill than luck.

E: I like luck.

Black Widow: Gambling is luck.

E: Yes, 1 out of 3000 is luck, but it’s also dumb. It could happen, but putting high amounts money into it, or heck, any money into it, that’s just ridiculous.

Black Widow: I see where you stand on gambling.

E: Highly against it, yes. I’m good at guessing games tho.

Binary Bard: That works.

To BW: speed draw Sonic the Hedgehog.

Black Widow: Excuse me, what?

E: … this is on you, good luck. *Runs off*

Black Widow: I do requests, not commissions. It’ll cost you 5 bucks.

Dr Hare: Isn’t that a little high…?

Black Widow: I’m charging extra for the fact that I haven’t heard the end of ‘da wae’ from E.


To DH: Of all the things in the world, how did you end up with half a rabbit brain? (And where’d they get a rabbit that wants to control the world😱😨)
Dr Hare: Half a… I don’t have half a rabbit brain!

E: Oh right, the wiki article. I’ve only read that about a million times.

Dr Hare: My brain is still my brain. It just has some… rabbit tendencies.

E: Cause you’re part rabbit.

Dr Hare: I’m maybe a ¼th rabbit. I’m not half.

E: Eh, it’s Ok Harvey. Things like this happen.

Dr Hare: It’s frustrating.

E: I know it is, but it’s not worth getting mad over. *takes his hand* I’ve seen you angry Harvey, it’s really not worth it. Let’s go help the others with their Qs.

Dr Hare: *blushes* I… Ok.

E: *unaware* Come on, it’ll be fun!

TO ALLL: Challenge time
I dare you to come up with a short story for an oc villan of mine 😆
Name: Jacon/Jace Surge (work in progress)
Appearance: well…I don’t have that much yet, has black hair with white streaks/lightning bolts. Wears all black (including that black coat thing that Nick Fury wears.)
What voice would sound like: basically sounds like Louis Tomlinson (google if you don’t know)
Who is he?
He is a tech wiz supervillan, Frenemy of my oc, A SPY, enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D, and basically a villan you love to hate. 😆

E: Oh, a villian! I’ve always had a soft spot for the villains! I’ll email you about this, I dunno if the AtV can take it.

Dr Hare: Well, the fourth wall is still standing…

E: Duct tape does it’s work! Now, dear readers, once I finish typing this up, we shall-

*Shattering noise*

Dr Hare: … Never mind.

E: Gosh darn it, we were doing so well.


*Urgent knocking on door*

Dr Hare: I’m coming, I’m coming, hold your horses…

I opened the door to see Elyana. She was wearing her normal jacket-over-a-T and jeans, it was the only way I recognized her. El had tied a black bandana over her hair, so only a few curls stuck out. She had left her glasses at home or something, because I could clearly see make-up. Out of all the girls knew, El was probably the least likely I would have expected to see wearing makeup. (Outside the theater, of course.) She looked good in it, but almost intimidating at the same time. Beautifully intimidating.

E: Are… Are you Ok?

Dr Hare: I’m fine, sorry, sorry. Um… Here, come in.

E: *smiles at him* Thanks. Is Wid here?

Dr Hare: Yeah, she’s in the back. Can I ask… Why are you wearing makeup?

E: Why am I… Gosh darn it! *Facepalms* So… Elsa.

Dr Hare: Frozen. Olaf. What?

E: I’m trying for a job. I know, finally, geez. Point is, the job is for an Elsa actress, it’s for a store or something. I’m really excited, and I hope I get it, but I probably won’t.

Dr Hare: Why not? You look perfect to me.

E: *flushes* T-thanks… But it’s the braces.

Dr Hare: Oh…

E: It’s fine. Anyways… Wid. Can’t talk.

Dr Hare: Ok, but what-

E: I’m so sorry, I’ll explain soon. Wish me luck. *Straightens jacket and walks off*

Dr Hare: … I’m so confused.



So for next week, we will be holding a contest! Since has apparently Fizz figured out who the fabulous Director D is dating, I want to see who has! I’m also not sure if Fizz is correct. We shall see. The first person to tell me who they think D is dating (and is correct) gets a prize! I’m not sure what prize, but I’ll figure it out. Second and third will also get a prize! You can email me or use Hangouts at or message me on Discord. Yes, you do need to contact me one of these ways, so I can keep track of this. 

This is a bad idea, isn’t it?

I regret everything.

Well, I shall sleep now, so Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!


30 second rant

Update: I added the location now too. 

So I entered Poptropica today cause I needed the credits, ya know the drill. (It’s a side account I’m trying to up, don’t judge.) Anyways, I got this.


*eye twitches*

I got that. I own the freaking plushie. And now it’s free?! AAAAH


I’m actually not that mad, I just wanted to yell about something. Have a good day guys!

Bonus picture, this is mine

Hare Gamer


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He looks like he’s either dying or trying to run away…


Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. So… I feel terrible, how are you guys doing? No, really, I want you to tell me how you’re doing in the comments. Like how your day’s been going down. Heck, I’ll go first! Ahem. My day is nothing like I’d hoped, and I wasn’t hoping for jack squat. I didn’t even get to go to school, which sounds ridiculous, who would want to go to school? Me right now. I don’t have a cold this time around, but I feel so nauseous… On the plus side, Plants vs Zombies Heroes. Only upside. Oh, and Big Jo updated. That was nice.

Yes, I’m done complaining now.

So… AtV. I really hope you guys like this, the squad and I put this together Saturday, I’m glad we did. So I hope you enjoy!

Zippy Sky

To director d: are you secretly dionysis?*gasps* is that how you escaped spy HQ?(sorry just reread the percy jackson series for the millionth time)

Director D: … what.

E: I love those books! But alas, he is not.

Director D: I never do get a normal day around here.

E: Same! I’m very used to it.


to binary bard; same my favorite colors are purple and gold too!!

Binary Bard: They’re the best!

E: I’m down with that.


to hare; uugghh how you feel bout the disk?

Dr Hare: I… I don’t know. I have no idea how to deal with this whatsoever. I… I know El knows, and that she knows I know… I have no idea what to do. Moving to Cryptids sounds good sometimes. If only. I’m… I know this sounds cowardly, but I’m almost trying to avoid her at this point. Maybe this’ll all blow over, right?

Binary Bard: You’re hurting the viewer’s souls right now.

Dr Hare: Honestly, right now I care more about my sense of dignity than their ship.

Binary Bard: Come on… you know she’s crazy about you.

Dr Hare: One date would probably fix that.

Binary Bard: I doubt it.

Dr Hare: I don’t.

Binary Bard: You never take a chance Hare! What’s the worst that could happen?

Dr Hare: Do you want a list?

Binary Bard: I want you to man up.

Dr Hare: You’re no help.

Binary Bard: Doesn’t change what I said.

E: Ay! *Opens door* Why’s everyone yelling in here?

Binary Bard: Well you see…

E: You know what, never mind, I really don’t want to know. *walks off*

Dr Hare: *sighs with relief* Ok, phew. That was almost bad.

Binary Bard: I don’t see why. You just need to go tell her.

Dr Hare: What an I supposed to say?

Binary Bard: How about “Hey E, you look nice.” Water for response, “Hey, I was wondering, do you maybe want to go see a movie or something?” That easy.

Dr Hare: But, what if…

Binary Bard: If she says no, roll with it, although I doubt she will. Il

Dr Hare: I… well…

Binary Bard: Just go ask her out when you have a chance. Tell her when you need to. And you’re welcome. *walks off*

Dr Hare: … Ok… now what?


to E: speaking of the disk, please don’t hate me….

E: If I’m mad at anyone, I’m mad at Itch. I don’t usually get mad, but, oh wait, I’m mad at Itch right now. Light you Itch.

Black Widow: Well, now Hare knows.

E: Don’t push it Wid. I can still… something.

Black Widow: Uh huh. So I’ve noticed you’re avoiding Hare.

E: *flushes* No I’m not!

Black Widow: Yeah, right.

E: Ok fine, maybe I am! What else do you expect me to do?!

Black Widow: Man up.

E: I’m female.

Black Widow: You’re still wimping out.

E: Touche. Look, there’s no way he would like me back. I screwed up and now he probably feels really awkward about it. I don’t wanna make it worse either. You know?

Black Widow: Congratulations, you got a 50 percent on your perception.

E: What?

Black Widow: How many times do I have to spell this out for you? He likes you! And he likes you a lot! He’s just really shy when it comes to this sort of thing!

E: But why… why me?! I’m nobody.

Black Widow: Not to him.

E: I… whatever. I… I can’t do this right now. I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.

Black Widow: Hey Hare, E needs you-


(Itch, if you’re reading this, hi. I don’t really care anymore so… whoo hoo.)


to everyone:top three favorite snacks?

Black Widow: Eh.

Dr Hare: Carrots, pink carrots and… celery, I guess.

Binary Bard: I don’t really snack.

E: Potato chips, candy and BACON!

Black Widow: You’re going to have a heart attack.

E: Worth!


Dolphin Violinist Ok ok not Seeing Blind then ok..(its so good though…nice and clean) how about you (E) and Dr. Hare sing the WEEKEND WHIP (or Ninja-Go) (or Flicker)😄😄😄

E: Someone recommended that song to me Wednesday. Besides you I mean. I know some big 1D fans. Anyways, different songs… I love the Weekend Whip! I’ll get on that! Harvey and I can… *looks around* Oh. Right. *Sighs* I’m an idiot. I’ll get back to you on this, promise.


To E. I dare you to do a monologue/compilation of Loki’s best moments/quotes. 😆

E: What are you going to do, moisturize me?! No wait, that’s Doctor Who. The problem with Loki and me is that I’m Thor. My brother is Loki. 2019, trick or treating, yeet! Besides that, let’s get some quotes from my favorite manipulative god!

*20 minutes later*

E: Ok! So I found me some excellent quotes guys. *Coughs and straightens papers* This one isn’t by Loki, but I couldn’t resist! *In a deeper voice than usual* He is of Asgard and he is my brother! *normal voice* He killed eighty people in two days.*deeper* He’s adopted. *Giggles* Couldn’t resist. *Spreads arms and says on a voice richer than her usual* I am Loki, prince of Asgard. You will kneel to me. *Pauses* I have an army! *Masculine-ish voice* We have a Hulk. *Grins, normal* That’s just good. Ok, one that’s not from just the “Avengers” movie. Let’s see… *in the rich voice* There are no men like me. *Normal* Because… I’m female. Fun fact, Loki can turn female, both in the comics and original Norse mythology. I’m a bit of a mythology nerd. I love the Avengers, but it’s nothing like the real mythology. I say that with love. *rich, but livid voice* I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal! *Normal* I didn’t remember what part that was from, so tone of voice may be off. Well, I’m calling it there. *rich voice* Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim. *walks off*


To DD are you a real director, like a movie director?

Director D: I’m a spy director.

E: You were locked up for being a secret agent for the other side.

Director D: They never discharged me.

E: Yes, they did. You know the current director for crying out loud, we both do. 

Director D: They never said what I was a director of.

E: BAD disbanded.

Director D: Those aren’t the only two spy agencies in the world.

E: That’s not even likely, but goshn it D, why are you like this.


ALL OF YOU: dress up as the avengers (AND LOKI TOO) for the entire atv (don’t forget that “army” E 😂)

E: Yeet! But I’m not Loki so… D, you’re more like him, all brooding and what not.

Director D: Uh huh.

Binary Bard: I’m Iron Man, I take it?

E: Yeah. Duh .

Dr Hare: Um… I’m no Hawkeye or Thor, so Captain America or Hulk?

E: That’s down to you bro, although I’m thinking Hulk… You look kinda like Bryce Banner. 

Dr Hare: I do?

Black Widow: And let me guess who I would be…

E: *sarcastically* Oh, I have no idea. Wid, whoever will you be…

Dr Hare: *grins* I’m sure you don’t.

E: *giggles* Course not.

Pop: Can I be Spiderman?

E: Course kiddo! I think that leaves me at Hulk?

Dr Hare: I think you’re more like Cap.

E: I dunno, you seen me angry?

Binary Bard: You get angry?

E: … yes.

Black Widow: Really?

E: Yes, I would say that’s in the range of human emotions.

Dr Hare: I’ve never seen you mad. Ever.

E: In the 2 years we’ve known each other, you’ve never seen me angry?

Dr Hare: No.

E: … That… actually sounds pretty accurate.

Black Widow: This doesn’t surprise me. E: So… Cap it is, I guess. I’ll go find the costumes then.

(Someday soon, I shall draw this. Maybe soon. IDK.)


Go on a super scary rollercoaster.

E: NO! I did that enough this summer!

Binary Bard: That wasn’t scary.


Binary Bard: It wasn’t even 20 feet.


Binary Bard: It was a log plume.


Binary Bard: You’re a wimp.

E: S-shut up.


Eat sushi.

E: SUSHI! I know the perfect place!

*20 minutes later*

E: I got sidetracked, but here we go. *puts a box on the table*

Black Widow: That’s it?

E: It cost me 10 bucks.

Black Widow: Never mind then.

E: More for me!

Fav food.

Dr Hare: Carrots. This is no surprise.

(The thought of food makes me wanna be ill, so… I’ll get back to you, I guess.)


Ideal elemental power (can include special powers like gold, creation or destruction).

E: I wrote a story where the main character is an air elementalist. By story, I mean Ninjago Fanfic. It’s actually pretty good. Me personally, however, is probably water or earth. I’ll scared of heights.

Dr Hare: I think I’d be… air.

E: I can see that.

Binary Bard: Creation. Because Creation. What the heck is gold anyways?

E: Long story, educate you later.

Black Widow: Darkness.

E: Problem child. D?

Director D: Earth, I suppose.

E: That’s what NC said, fancy that. Anyways, we all know Crawfish would be water. That was easy.


If you had a ticket to the Avengers Infinity War premiere, which avenger or villain would you sit next to?

E: Spiderman.

Black Widow: Why Spiderman?

E: Why not Spiderman. I wish I could be Spiderman. New Spiderman, clearly. 

Black Widow: Pick a villain then.

E: It said or, but either Red Skull or Loki.

Black Widow: Um… Why Red Skull?

E: Because why wouldn’t I want to sit next to a homicidal Nazi with a skin problem?

Black Widow: …

E: Just making a point.

Black Widow: You have problems.

E: That was my other point.


Fizzlesnoofson to E: *Game show host voice* Your crush is now officially aware of how much you like him. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

E: Like running screaming for the hills. That was easy.

Pop: *gasps* Mister Harvey knows that you’re in love with him?!

E: Shh! Scream it a little louder why don’t you?!


E: Pop! *Covers his mouth* Did Kat teach you that it something, land!

Pop: Maybe.

E: Pop… I can’t tell Mister Harvey, Ok? It’s… it’s too much for this poor girl.

Pop: But you love him, why don’t you two “get together?”

E: Because… because… I dunno. I don’t think Mister Harvey likes me that way.

Pop: But he does! He loves you a lot.

E: Yeah, maybe like a friend, but-

Pop: Momma, trust me, I’ve seen how he looks at you. And how you look at him.

E: Eh?

Pop: So… if you get together with Mister Harvey, would you two kiss?

E: *flushes red* Pop!

Pop: What?

E: *buries face in hand* Ok… maybe, but we’re probably never getting together, no one in their right mind would date me.

Pop: He’s not though.

E: *laughs* Fair enough.


Fizz to E (Again): Ooh, lemme try the new asking privileges out! *Drops a container full of Loki minifigs at E’s feet* 😀

E: SCORE! *Picks them all up* I HAVE AN ARMY!! *Grins* I feel so freaking achieved right now.

(It’s not often I say this, but please feel free to abuse enjoy the new asking privileges.)


Arleen to DH: I was gonna ask “What’s on the disk” to get you to play it, but I guess I got beaten to the punch. XD

Dr Hare: Indeed you were. I almost wish this disc never existed. I… El’s acting so distant… I can’t even decide what to do. But yes, I now know what’s on the disc. I still have it, no idea what to do with it.


Fizz to Heather: *Drops a box of pink carrots in front of her when DH isn’t looking* For you! 🙂

Heather: Oh, thanks! *Takes one and takes a bite* Eh. It’s Ok, I guess. Hey Harvey!

Dr Hare: *pokes head in* What?

Heather: *hands him the box* Carrots.

Dr Hare: *gasps* YUS!


Despair to everyone: … Hello there….

E: Heya!

Dr Hare: Hi there!

Black Widow: Hey.

Director D: …

Binary Bard: Hello.

Heather: Hi.

Pop: Hello!


E: How are you?


Arleen to BW: Eeeeeeyy! The doctor’s finally got a clue! 😀

Black Widow: About time, though I doubt Hare has the guts to ask E out.

Dr Hare: Hey!

Black Widow: What, it’s true.

Dr Hare: … hmph.

Black Widow: Thought so.


Arleen to E: Don’t worry ’bout it now. I managed to hunt down Smiley just in time for the first AAAF.

E: Oh, that’s good! Good nothing bad happened. Unless it did. Then I’m sorry.


Despair to E: I’m confused… Did something exciting happen when I wasn’t watching…?

E: *laughs nervously* No, why would you think that? Everything’s going perfectly normal!

Black Widow: Uh huh.

E: Wid! I already kind of like Despair and I don’t want her finding out about this! *Mutters* I don’t want anyone finding out about this if I can avoid it.


Smiley to everyone: Just what kind of anti-ghost technology do you possess? I don’t intend to do something dastardly, I’m merely curious.

E: This partially directly involves me, so I’ll give my answer.

Black Widow: The entire English language just winced at that sentence.

E: Don’t make me go Lina Lamont on you. So… in an alternate dimension, I bunk with me friendo Buggie. However, due to circumstances we didn’t see coming, we, that is, they also have a friend who’s a ghost, his name being Soos.

Binary Bard: You mean like Gravity Falls?

E: It’s not like Gravity Falls!

Black Widow: How do you know so much about this…

E: Gravity Falls or this AU me? *Sighs* Accidental sneak peek into their lives… I have the occasional dream that gives be a direct window into another dimensional me’s life, I found out about it the other day.

Dr Hare: *drops the contraption he’s working on*

E: You Ok?

Dr Hare: *avoiding eye contact* Fine, sorry.

E: Is… is that not normal or something?

Dr Hare: Not usually… don’t worry about it.

E: I… ok.

Black Widow: *reading on her phone* You could cut the tension with a knife.

E: *flushes* Not helping!


Fizz to DH: Why’d you stop E from trying to bring back Crawfish? It needs to be done at some point!

Dr Hare: Yeah, but not if she gets herself killed! *Sighs* El is not as invincible as she thinks she is, especially when it comes to dimensional travel. I’m constantly worried she’s going to end up in some bizarre dimension and… *shakes head* Point being, I don’t want her rushing into another dimension where she can be in danger. Which she tends to do a lot of anyways. *Smiles* That girl is something else, let me tell you, good and bad.


Fizz to Copycat: So, how’s life treating ya?

E: I called Lucky, she’s setting up the call. *computer hums* There we go! Hello Copy!

Copy Cat: Who the heck are you?

E: I’m E. Hi. I run a Q&A for a blog, Betty Jetty was on it once?

Copy Cat: That was last April.

E: We’re still going strong. Ish. We’ve got Dr Hare, Binary Bard, Black Wid-

Black Widow: Well well well. Hello Copy.

Copy Cat: You can’t be serious.

E: Um… you two know each other?

Black Widow: Sisters.

Copy Cat: Blood, not by choice.

E: Oh. Awkward.

Black Widow: Pretty much. *sips coffee* What’s the Q?

E: Right, so Copy, how’s life treating you?

Copy Cat: Terrible, I’ve been in jail for nearly a year.

E: Well… you kinda did try and kill Lucky. And Avery. And basically everyone.

Copy Cat: I just wanted the frigging money.

E: Lucky has asthma.

Copy Cat: Oh.

E: Yeah… that sucked. Avery was telling me about it the other day. A smoke bomb? Not good for the system.

Black Widow: I thought you had asthma.

E: No, I don’t think so. Probably not.

Copy Cat: Charlotte, how are you out of jail?

Black Widow: Well Cadence, I’m reformed. E here is actually making sure I don’t ‘step out of line.’

E: First off, I’m only here to make sure nothing goes wrong, second, how the heck did you know that?!

Black Widow: Trade secret. *drinks coffee*

Copy Cat: Ugh, no one let us out. I’m trapped in here, alone in this stupid cell and Erewhon sucks!

E: I thought Berry came in every once in a while.

Copy Cat: Who?

E: Never mind.

Copy Cat: How do you know all this anyway?

E: Um… Trade secret. Oh no, we’re breaking up! Oh no!

Copy Cat: Hang on a second, you better-

E: Whoops! *Shoves laptop off desk and hits the power button* What a disaster.

Black Widow: I swear I can’t take you anywhere.

E: You’re not the first to say that.


Fizz to E: Wait. If DD’s with the current head of his old spy agency, and he’s from Lucky’s world… O.O Holy cow why didn’t I figure this out earlier?

E: But… D isn’t in charge, he just knows the gal who is, but… figure out what?

Director D: I see.

E: Figure out what?!

Director D: You’ll see soon enough, I suppose.



To Heather: You are my favorite person now. At least SOMEONE did their dare.

Heather: Oh, thank you! I try. I think the others didn’t do it because it was really crazy last week. E is the one who keeps this thing… alive. When she’s out, the AtV tends to get short-changed, at least a little. She’s hates it, but life happens, you just have to go with it.


To everyone else: GOSH, GUYS! CAN’T YOU TAKE A FRIGGIN’ DARE?!?! I hate you guys now! I was counting on seeing Widow do the Macarena! Oh, well. I guess I’ll have to make Will do it. MWAHAHAHA!!! (I’m a psychopath)

E: Don’t hate them! If you’re going to hate anyone, hate me, it’s my fault the dares weren’t all the way done, really.

Dr Hare: It’s not that big a deal, right?

E: Also, don’t torture poor Will, he has so much to live for.

Black Widow: The Macarena is dumb.

E: I can do a great Macarena girl, don’t get me started. *doing the Macarena* Hey…. Macarena! *Dabs*

Dr Hare: *laughs*

Black Widow: That was also dumb.

E: I am fabulous. But I don’t wanna do it with toothpaste, that stinks.


To Lucky: You didn’t have to memorize the Declaration??!?!? Lucky! -_- Things get confusing when one word means two different things. And for your information, Micky Mouse is the most annoying made up character on the planet.

E: In my opinion, Lucky is the best name, but I’m biased. A lot.

Lucky Wing: Um… I’m in another dimension.

E: You’ve never even heard of Mickey Mouse, have you?

Lucky Wing: Who?

E: You know, I’m not than willing to do accents…

Binary Bard: Then go around MY neighborhood and do it! I’m sure THEY won’t mind.

Binary Bard: … no.


Director D: Who cares if you have a toothbrush or not! You probably need a new one anyway! JUST DO IT!!!!

Director D: I am not held by Elyana’s petty deals.

E: I’m not petty, I’m just really good at my job.


E: You could borrow MY lawnmower! Oh, wait, mine’s explosive. You could borrow my FRIEND’S lawnmower!

E: Your friend would be foolish enough to let me use their lawnmower? Girl, if so, call me.


Hare: -_- I is disappointed.

Dr Hare: I was kind of busy… sorry. Plus, I do have a sense of dignity you know.

E: Dignity, always dignity.

Dr Hare: … What.

E: Oh crap, I’m not supposed to be here. *runs away*

Dr Hare: … I’m so lost.


Wid: Why not? C’mon, for me? Oh, wait, you hate me. Darnit.

Black Widow: I don’t hate anyone. I just have a mural disinterest for people.

E: Somehow, I’m not surprised.


E and Hare: I dare you two to….hmmm….CONFESS YOUR FRIGGIN’ FEELINGS! And maybe go on a date. That’d work, too. I DARE YOU! NOW DO IT! Cuz I said so. Rawr.

*Awkward silence*

E: I want to not be here.

Dr Hare: Um… awkward truce?

E: Awkward truce!

*They both run off in separate directions*

(We’ll get back to you when the awkwardness of the disc wears off, I’ll actually redo this Q later. You can still send more romantically inclined Qs, but ain’t nopony confessing anything for a while…)


Pop: Worth a shot. I dare you to TRY and beat me at Mario Kart. Do you use a gaming console or a Nintendo Switch?

Pop: I use a Wii, I don’t have a Switch.

E: I wish we had one of those. There’s a kid in my math class who does. I saw him playing a Legends of Zelda game a while back. I was jelly. Oh, also Drac, that tall kid in Drama last tri. And all my cousins. *sighs* Now I’m sad.

Pop: Anyways… I’d love to play against you Miss Kat, but I would probably win. I win a lot.

E: Remind me to go enter a tournament with you.

Pop: Ok!


Everyone: I think I got everyone, right? Eh. If not, I’ll torture you next week. Kay? *grins*

E: I think so. Good luck.

Black Widow: I thought you said you were posting Elyanvey dares.

E: -_- She did.

Black Widow: Yeah, only one, and you ditched. Your readers aren’t even specific. They’re just like “Oh, you should… romantic something.” They aren’t good at this.

E: *flushing* Wid…

Black Widow: What, it’s true. All you people have done is kissed on the cheek. No one has asked for a full blown kiss.

E: Wid! The askers are entitled to ask what they want, Ok?!

Black Widow: It’s honestly your fault, since you usually dodge out of it.


Dr Hare: ._. This… is genuinely terrifying.

Binary Bard: I think Charlotte is trying to find out if E can get mad.

Dr Hare: She’s about to succeed if she’s not careful.

Binary Bard: Yeah… time to intercede.

Dr Hare: Before we all die, yes.


Chasing cars

Guess what I didn’t add! What’s going to happen about the disc!

Guess why I didn’t! Because I can’t think straight!


I hope you enjoyed that anyways. I tried, I really did. I wanted to give some closure, but I just can’t write. Maybe next week.

I’m too lazy to post the rules. And by too lazy, I mean too UGH. Lucky Wing signing out, Bai guys .

Happy Lucky day!

I just barely remembered I didn’t put out a post, so enjoy this video.

Now you all can listen to my cringey lovely voice! I need to link my YouTub more…

Oh also, it’s Lucky day. Whoop! For… 6 more minutes. Yay. And now, I go!

*Falls on face*

I… Never said it was good luck.

Ask the Villains #44, 2 weeks in the making


Hey guys, Lucky Wing here and I…

I am so freaking sorry.

Usually when an AtV is late, it’s maybe a day or two. But this! A whole stinking week?! I mean, what the heck El?! That’s just dumb! I did actually have a good reason for not posting, my great grandfather passed away on Monday. He was a pretty awesome guy and I miss him a lot. However, he’s with his wife again and he wasn’t in any pain. His funeral was Saturday and it was a pretty light hearted occasion, just how he would have wanted it. I do miss him a lot, like I said, but he really is in a better place. (Wow, I really wasn’t planning on pouring out my soul today) Sad stuff aside, I just wanted to thank you guys for being so supportive of me and my work! I love doing the AtV and I worked on it a lot on the drive. So, simply put, thank you guys for allowing me to have this to work on. Besides, I couldn’t have asked for better friends! You guys really are the best.

PS, if you’ve been trying to contact me via Discord and/or DA, I’m sorry, I haven’t touched a computer in nearly a week. Also, I’m almost scared to get on… I sorry.

All that aside, hope you enjoy!


Sporty Boa to Everyone: If you all did own a pet, What would you name it?

E: Smores.

Dr Hare: Besides that.

E: I dunno then. I’m kind of a spur-of-the-moment namer.

Dr Hare: That you are.

Binary Bard: It honestly depends on the pet in question, gender of said pet, characteristics…

E: I vote we go to the pet shop and go look at pets. Maybe we should get Binary an owl.

Binary Bard: E, not funny.

E: *sighs* It’s not, sorry. I’m in a funk, I’m just not funny.

Dr Hare: I think you’re funny.

E: I think you’re cute, what’s your point? *Sighs* I’ll be in my room. *stands up and walks out*

Dr Hare: *blushing* Did… did she just…

Binary Bard: I have no idea what that was.


Favorite Winter Olympic Event? (Did someone ask that already?)

E: Nope, this one’s new. Right?

Black Widow: Yeah.

E: Sorry, sorry, I’m forgetting thing, so… I haven’t really seen any, have you guys?

Black Widow: No.

Binary Bard: Just a little.

Dr Hare: I was working on stuff.

Director D: Why bother?

Pop: Watch the what?

E: Ah.

Black Widow: This is a train wreck.

E: So’s my life. Quick question, does anyone actually know what curling is?


Binary Bard: I’ll go look it up then.

E: Yay.


Taco, Tortilla, Empanada, Burrito, or Quesadilla?

E: Quack-a-dilla?

Dr Hare: What?

Black Widow: I think everyone Spanish just died a little.

E: I’m kidding, I do know how to pronounce it.

Binary Bard: Uh huh.

E: I do too! It’s a quesadilla, I know this stuff.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok El, calm down.

E: I am so calm right now. Anyways, burrito, possibly taco.

Director D: No preference.

Black Widow: Tortilla.

Binary Bard: Quesadilla.

Dr Hare: Tortilla, I suppose.

E: What’s a empanada?


To DH and BB: 1. When did you first start making inventions?

Binary Bard: Since I was a kid.

Dr Hare: I was inventing since I can remember…

E: *shrugs* Ages.

Binary Bard: This wasn’t your Q.

E: No, but I’ve been running machinery since I was 18 months, when I got my first battle bot. And now I’m still running tech.

Dr Hare: Wow. That’s impressive.

E: Have I got a techie-guinea-pig resume or what?

Binary Bard: Most people don’t brag about stuff like that.

E: I’m not most people.

Binary Bard: True enough.


Have you ever thought of teaming up to create some kind of ultimate, robo, Kille- I mean, Kindness machine??

E: No killer robots in this house. Apartment. Same thing. We set up some rules when they moved in.

Dr Hare: We do team up on a lot of projects though.

Binary Bard: That we do.


To BW: 1. A place you’d like to visit other than France?

Black Widow: Counterfeit.

E: Wid…

Black Widow: Fine, Mystery Train.

E: Wid!


Favorite french food?

Black Widow: All of it.

E: Very helpful.


To CC: Hungry Bug is willing to donate his over-fed, unhealthy looking Angel fish to you, deal? Or no deal?

E: Uh oh.

Dr Hare: I can’t take care of it, can you take care of it?

E: I have a cat and turtle petwise, a new trimester school wise and I have a son. So no.

Dr Hare: We need Crawfish back.

E: Definitely.


To DD: 1. I bet you have an amazing singing voice D, come on… Sing! *Thinks of a song…* Got it! I dare you to sing a part of “Let it go” from Frozen! XD

Director D: Are you joking?

E: Let it goooooooooooooooooo!! LET IT GO!!!

Dr Hare: *covers her mouth* NO.

E: Mmmm hmmm hmmm!

Dr Hare: I know you ‘like that song,’ but you’re also going to make our viewers break things.

E: Mmm.

Dr Hare: D, you can keep going.

Director D: Whether I can sing or not is irrelevant.

E: *moves Dr Hare’s hand* Just answer the Q! This is what we get paid to do!

Dr Hare: We get paid?

E: We get good comments.

Director D: That’s not payment.

E: It is to me.

Director D: I’m not singing Frozen.

E: Ugh, Frozen was good tho. Well, it was OK, but it’s really fun to sing a song from it and to have a little girl’s eyes light up. Plus I have the sheet music! *Sighs happily* Good times.

Director D: We’re going to get sued for copyright infringement.

Dr Hare: The fact that we haven’t already of a miracle in and of itself.

E: Indeed.


Incredible Kat to Heather: OK, first of all, I is sorry. I have the memory span of an impatient five year old, and since you’re fairly new, my brain didn’t comprehend the fact that there was one more person. To be honest, I almost forgot Pop and Lucky.

Pop: Aw…

E: Lucky probably would have been excited.

Heather: It’s OK, it happens. I’m not usually around for the Qs, I’m usually  in the next room, reading. It’s a bit… Loud.

E: If by loud you mean I’m slowly going insane, yes.

Heather: It’s mostly you.

E: Fair point.

Heather: What I’m saying is that it’s alright, I don’t mind.

E: Ye.


Heather: (Again) I dare you to… Carry whoever is on your right around the room, then set them down in the bathtub and turn the water on cold. But if Pop is the person to your right, pick the person to your left. And if there isn’t someone standing to your right or left, pick the nearest person. Again, not Pop.

E: Why not Pop?

Pop: Hey!

Heather: Well E, looks like it’s you.

E: Ah nah. Ain’t no way. You aren’t dunking me anywhere.

Heather: The dare says.

E: Good luck. I have an iron defense, I’m unbeatable.

*5 minutes later…*

Dr Hare: Why are you all wet?

E: Hmph.


E: Go put on your PJs, (if you aren’t wearing them already) then run around the block with a lawnmower (preferably don’t turn it on), screaming “Kill the cows!” Kay?

E: That’s my secret Kat. I’m always wearing PJs.

Dr Hare: No, you’re not.

E: That’s my other secret. I’ll go change.

*2 minutes later*

E: *walks in, wearing Batman PJ pants* Do we even have a lawnmower?

Dr Hare: Um… good question.

Binary Bard: I thought you were a Marvel girl.

E: Huh? Oh, the pants. I am a Marvel girl, it’s just… I’m Batman.

Binary Bard: Ok then…

E: So… if there’s no lawnmower… *screams* KILL THE COWS! OK, I’m done. *walks off*

Dr Hare: I think I’m deaf now.

Binary Bard: Yeah, geez…

Dr Hare: What did you say?

Binary Bard: Of course. 


Hare: Go outside, and sing your favorite song as loud as you can while jumping around the perimeter of whatever building you are currently in.

Dr Hare: This Town isn’t a loud song.

E: Is that a challenge.

Dr Hare: No.

E: Aw…

Dr Hare: Also, I can’t go jump around the apartment, I’m in my suit.

E: *giggles* Bunny suit.

Dr Hare: It’s a suit.

E: It’s a cute suit.

Dr Hare: *flushes*W-what?!

E: It’s a bunny suit, ‘course it’s cute.

Dr Hare: Oh… thanks.

E: You’re welcome.


Binary Bard: Go around the block, ring the doorbell, and when they open the door, say ‘trick or treat!’ in a really demented cyberman voice.

Binary Bard: Um… we’re trying to keep the apartment and the landlord said no mentally scaring the other tenants.

E: Having met the landlord, this does not surprise me.


Director D: Use lipstick as war paint then put on your PJs, and go around the neighborhood asking for a toothbrush.

Director D: I have a toothbrush.

E: It’s a dare. It doesn’t have to make sense.

Director D: Good. No. *walks off*

E: Hey!


Pop: Try to take over the world.

E: He’s 10 years old!

Pop: I don’t wanna take over the world…

E: HE’S 10!

Dr Hare: El, please calm down…

E: I am so calm right now.

Pop: I’m not going to take over the world, if that’s Ok with you Miss Kat!

E: Phew.

Dr Hare: Told you.

E: I’m the nervous type, what can I say. Except you’re welcome…


Lucky: Hop around the room like a bunny while reciting the Declaration of Independence in a Mickey Mouse voice.

Lucky Wing: The declaration of what?

E: It’s an American thing.

Lucky Wing: Who is Mickey Mouse?

E: Maybe this was a bad idea.

Lucky Wing: Maybe someone should explain what’s going on.


Black widow: Do the macarena with your hands covered in toothpaste.

Black Widow: Yeah, no.

E: Did anyone actually do their dare?

Heather: Hi.

E: Minus Heather I mean.

Black Widow: Nope.

E: Rude.


Everyone: Kay, guys, if I missed anybody, (except Crawfish) please tell me, because everyone deserves to have to do something they don’t want to do.

E: Nope, you got everyone! Wonder what she’s going to do next week.

Black Widow: Oh, I know.

E: You do?

Black Widow: I used your WordPress and made a suggestion or too.

E: ._. WID!


Alexa to E: Bringing in a new character next ATG (when it comes back). How’s a half-demon detective girl sound?

E: *gives thumbs up* Go for it!

Dr Hare: I think this is late.

Black Widow: I know this is late.

E: I’ve had a heck of a week, Ok?


TAS to E: helo yes i hav takn ur mems hostag and de wil b deletd if u dun gibe mi pizza. emal vamp and i wil tel u how 2 sen pizzas 2 mi.

E: Already sent. Here’s the emails for the viewers. They’re… interesting?

The half-demon detective girl that Alexa was talking about to E: Does anybody here like Phoenix Wright?

E: Like it, haven’t played yet.

Dr Hare: Same with everyone else on the haven’t played part.

E: Sorry.


Tech to Binary Bard: Need any repairs or upgrades?

Binary Bard: I think I’m-

E: NOPE WE’RE GOOD! *laughs nervously* We’re good! Yeah! 

Binary Bard: E, what the heck.

E: Well… I may or may not have been threatened with death if anything in any way, shape or form happened to you or if you changed in any regard. 

Binary Bard: What.

E: In conclusion, I WANT TO LIVE *hides in corner*

Binary Bard: … who did you promise this to?!

E: A certain demoness I really don’t want P.O.ed with me.

Binary Bard: Ah.


Vampi to everyone: Eric Prydz. Call On Me. Listen to it and tell me what you guys think.

E: *Pulls out phone* I HAVE IDEAS

Dr Hare: *takes her phone* No way. Last time you did something like this, you about got yourself grounded.

E: Nuuuuuuuuuuu! *Flails towards her phone* My precious!

(We’ll get back to you on this.)


Fizzlesnoofson to E: Sorry about the repeat Q, even I can’t remember everything that’s already been asked. ‘-_-

E: It’s fine bro! I only remember because I did them all! And… I still don’t remember all of them. That’s fine too. I’m not that good. Anyways, I love repeat Qs! The villains have changed since they first arrived, not going to deny it! It’s a good change, mostly. I like that we can continue talking about this! Repeat Qs are good! If you guys ever can’t think of anything, go back to an old AtV, it could give you ideas! Although… *frowns* Don’t just copy and paste Qs from last week’s tho, that’s just annoying. I did have that happen once. Going back to get inspiration, that’s one thing. But this guy literally took the Qs from the AtV I had just published and posted them. I was simply confused. Anyways, yeah! You are forgiven!


To Pop: What’s your favorite Tv show?

Pop: Phineas and Ferb!

E: Yeah! *High-fives him* Nicely chosen my child!

Pop: *grins* Thank you!


To Pop: What’s your favorite movie?

Pop: I liked Wreck it Ralph. 

Dr Hare: There’s a sequel for that coming out at some point, I think. 

Pop: *gasps* Really?!

E: Oh, right. I… wasn’t going to tell him, just in case it was awful.

Pop: I bet it will be awesome! Momma, can we go?!

E: Of course! Secret’s out so… 

Dr Hare: *laughs* Road trip!

E: Whoop! 


To DD: Do you have a pet? (Even if it’s not a cat.)

Director D: No.

E: This needs to change. *Winks at camera*

Director D: E.

E: Not doing anything.


To Heather: Have you ever helped with any of Hare’s experiments or inventions?

Heather: Occasionally, but to be honest, that’s more of E’s thing. She’s his assistant after all.

E: Shh!

Heather: Oh! Sorry! Didn’t know that wasn’t public!

E: *facepalms* It’s ok…It is now, I guess. Whoo. 


To LW: What’s your favorite color? (Besides green, if that’s your favorite.)

E: Hello vid call my old friend…

Lucky Wing: My favorite color is actually blue, like my shirt. *looks down* So there you go. E, do you know why people keep thinking green is my favorite color?

E: Because if your hair and the fact that it’s one of my favorite colors.

Lucky Wing: Ah.


To CC: No, wait! He’s still missing. Sorry! X(

Dr Hare: It’s alright, it’s taking some getting used to.

E: And a lot of screaming.

Dr Hare: I told you… The Rulers like you, they’d never be mad. 

E: *flushes* I was nervous? Anxiety attack, I still get those. A lot.

Dr Hare: It’s ok, I understand.

E: Good. I want them to go away.

Dr Hare: *laughs*

E: *giggles quietly* On occasion I am humorous.

Dr Hare: Try all the time.

E: Nah, no way. That would honestly suck TBH… Then no one would ever take me seriously, even when I needed them to.

Dr Hare: Fine, every time you try to be funny.

E: Still a stretch.

Dr Hare: Nah.

E: Yeah.

Dr Hare: Nah.

E: Yeah.

Black Widow: Are you two quite done flirting?!

E: Everything is flirting to you Wid!

Black Widow: No, you just flirt a lot.

E: Do not!

Black Widow: Do too.

Dr Hare: Um… Next question.


To E (Again): Lucky and friends are the Rulers you were so worried about? What gave you the idea THEY’D kill you over this?

E: I… Yeah, they are. Lucky, Robin, Avery, Neat Berry, Nice Coyote, sometimes Perfect Cheetah. And… Not sure, TBH, they’re always really nice. Now Perfect Cheetah, that might be pushing it.

Binary Bard: She likes you plenty.

E: She likes me plenty.

Binary Bard: What?

E: Nothing important. Back to the point… It’s just… I’m nervous, it shows more when I get to stressed. I’m also always stressed. Lose-lose. I just hope that… I dunno. I’m nervous and I assume the worst. A lot.

Binary Bard: It honesty explains a lot.

E: S-shut up.

Binary Bard: Nothing wrong with it.

E: Assuming the worst? Really?

Binary Bard: You’ve just got to push through, I guess.

E: …

Binary Bard: What?

E: *punches him on the arm*

Binary Bard: What was that for?!

E: *grins* I forgot how much you remind me of my brother sometimes.

Binary Bard: *rubs arm* Do you punch him a lot?

E: I think that’s a redundant question.

Binary Bard: Fair enough…


Phew, that’s a lot of miscellaneous Qs! I’ll have Arleen’s for ya later today. She had to go catch that demon again. -_-

E: Nothing wrong with misc Qs. Smiley? *Nods* I feel bad for Arleen sometimes. Often.


esterli521 AKA Zippy Sky to everyone: favorite and least favorite colors?

Binary Bard: Purple, gold, and I don’t have a least favorite color.

Black Widow: Black, red, I don’t like pink.

Dr Hare: Pink, and yellow, I guess.

Director D: Gray and anything that’s not a similar color.

E: Um… Blue, green, yellow and purple are some of my favorites… and if I had to pick a least favorite, it’d be pink.

Dr Hare: *frowns* What don’t you like about pink?

E: It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just… not one I’m especially partial to.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: Sorry. I mean… I don’t hate pink. I actually do like it quite a bit. I’m just… not. I do like pink things tho, sometimes.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok, I’m not insulted.

E: Yay, I’m not insulting!


to everyone(again): favorite books/series?

E: Artemis Fowl for days!

Binary Bard: Didn’t you reread the series for the fourth time last week?

E: Two weeks ago, but I get your point.


to BB: is your girlfriend…Gretchen Grimlock?

Binary Bard: Definitely not.

E: *giggles*

Binary Bard: She doesn’t hear a word about this, you hear?

E: Who, Gretchie? Or your girlfriend?

Binary Bard: Both! She’s not even my girlfriend! It’s… complicated.

E: Oh, I know, she says the same thing every I ask her about this.

Binary Bard: You’re terrible.

E: Shamelessly.


to DD: how did you escape from spy HQ anyway?

Director D: That’s for me to know and you to wonder about.

E: *typing on laptop* The Rulers let him out when the agency was on Red Alert.

Director D: E…

E: Please, if you’d tried to claim you’d gotten out yourself, you’d have been shut down the moment NC showed up. Director D: E. Stop now.

E: Too far?

Director D: If you don’t want to be removed as a national threat, yes.

E: ._. Space Boy?

Director D: What?

E: Nevermind.


to E: how would you react if hare played the disk in front of you?

E: Well I didn’t pass out when I found out about it, so that’s a start… But I would either attempt to get rid of it, even if that meant stealing it, or I might just freeze up. Not like, Harvey level freeze up, just like, normally freeze up. Either way, the fact that he has it… Well, it’s not certain doom for the closest thing I’ve ever had to normal, it’s just really, really close. In conclusion, light this, I’m moving to Kansas.


to E(again): any luck finding crawfish?

E: Yes, ish. Cassie from the AtD squad said she’d seen him, so I’m going to try and go there. Right now. *picks up Dr Hare’s dimensional ray* This is heavy. Eh, whatever. Let’s go get him!

Dr Hare: *tackles her* NO!


to Harvey and Mordred and E: working on anything lately?

E: Are we ever?! Let me tell you, we’re working on some pretty boss stuff. So right now, we’re working on this-

Dr Hare: *covers her mouth* And… No. Binary Bard: Yeah, I don’t know if what we’re working on is legal.

E: Mmph!


The Dolphin Violinist 1. To Hare: I dare you to sing Seeing Blind (by the fabulous Niall Horan obvi) with E.

E: Seeing Blind?

Dr Hare: I don’t know if I’ve heard it.

E: Me neither…

Dr Hare: Do we know any other Niall Horan songs?

E: *pales* We don’t talk about ‘Slow Hands’ in this house.

Dr Hare: I don’t want to know.

E: No. You really don’t.


2. I dare all of you to sing Steal My Girl (or Act My Age *OR BOTH*) by One Direction in a nice Acapella style.

E: Yeet.

Dr Hare: You haven’t heard this one either, have you.

E: Nope. Can you do Acapella?

Dr Hare: Nope.

*Awkward silence*

E: Yay teamwork!



E: PANCAKE FIGHT! *Throws a pancake at Dr Hare*

*Awkward silence*

E: That was uneventful.

Black Widow: And now we’re out of pancakes.

E: Darn it.


4. One of you (idc which one) has to run around the block wearing a Giraffe costume yelling I’m a Giraffe.

E: I don’t have a giraffe costume.

Dr Hare: I bet DI has something.

E: I’m all for this.

*1 hour later*

Dr Hare: I didn’t even know you could get kicked out of a DI…

E: It’s not my fault that lady starting digging though the stuffed animals.

Binary Bard: It’s your fault you were in it.

E: Shut it Mordred.


5. One of you put on a potato costume and run around the block yelling ” I like chicken, AND POTATOES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD”. 😂😂😂😂😂

E: No, I won’t. World domination has never been my strong suit.

Dr Hare: You’re a marshmallow, not a potato.

E: Ugh, fine… Idaho is going to take over the world. Spread the word.

E: I dare you to march around with a wagon full of Loki legos yelling “I have an army!)

E: Hee hee hee… I like this idea. I’m gonna go buy some.

Dr Hare: Do you even have enough money for that?

E: Um… well…

Dr Hare: So, no?

E: *holds up a minifigure* I HAVE AN ARMY!

Dr Hare: *laughs* It works.


(I almost missed these, geez…)

Arleen to E: Guess who’s getting her own ask blog! 😀


Dr Hare: I’m scared to see what happens when Pop starts driving.

E: Basically just screaming.


Arleen to DH: Well, you’ve tried pink carrots now, sooo… What do ya think?

Dr Hare: They’re great.

E: I await the day I get my braces are removed so I may try one. He keeps talking them up.

Dr Hare: Sorry.

Arleen to Everyone: Out of curiosity, what’s everyone’s Zodiac signs?

E: Ah ha! Good question! I am a true-blue Pisces! Born a Pisces, live a Pisces, gonna die a Pisces!

Black Widow: Don’t we know it. I’m a Taurus.

E: So’s Kix, actually.

Black Widow: Great.

Binary Bard: Virgo.

Dr Hare: I’m, well, Libra.

E: … you guys all have the same sign as someone I know. Binary and my brother, Hare and my brony friend JC… this is weird.

Binary Bard: It’s not… if you know more than 12 people, it’s logical you would know most of the signs in your life.

E: … I’m going to to check to see if you’re an alter-dimension version of my brother.

Binary Bard: What.

Dr Hare: Having seen her brother, I can believe it.

Black Widow: And D?

E: Yeah… D, what’s your astrological sign?

Director D: None of your business.

E: Oh come on D, just tell us… please?

Director D: -_- No.

E: I can never get answers outta this guy.

Binary Bard: We gave up years ago.


Arleen to Heather: Do you think your brother looks kinda cute as a bunny?

Heather: You’re asking the woman who grew up with him, for better or worse. Yes, he is kind of cute as a bunny. However, if you really want to know how cute he is, go ahead and ask E.

E: Hey!


Arleen to E (Again): If you see a smiling gray spirit-like thing that can suck up negative energy, let me know. He got away from me again, and I’m supposed to keep him in check. -_-

E: Smiley. Looks like Soos. More evil. Can do.



Itch to DH: Yo, play that disc I gave you when E’s not around.


esterli521 AKA Zippy Sky to hare: the war E has against itch has something to do with the disk that itch gave you if
you want to know then play it.*runs before E comes*

Dr Hare: Everyone keeps mentioning the disc! Seriously, what is this important?! *Sighs* El is dropping Pop off at scouts, so… *plays disc*

Itch: *on recording* Yo hey, this is Itch. Harvey, this was said when your ears were destroyed back during the Nephri crossover, and I couldn’t help but record it to use against E. So, here ya go.

Dr Hare: What…?

E: *on recording* No! I don’t… know… if… *sighs* Ya know what?! Fine.
Female’s voice: *on recording* What, nya?
E: *on recording* Maybe I do have a crush on Harvey, but I’m not telling him, k?! Just no!
Itch: *on recording* Oh, I promise I won’t tell him. *Beep*

*stunned silence*

Dr Hare: Wait… what? *pulls out disc and stares at it in shock* This is from…. October? Yeah, October. Why… How… What… what is happening?!

Binary Bard: *pokes head in* Hey Hare, we need you for- *stops* You got the disc?!

Dr Hare: Y-yeah.

Binary Bard: Wow. Grommets and gears, it’s about time.

Dr Hare: *leans back, head in hands* Oh my gosh…

Binary Bard: Do you understand it now?

Dr Hare: There’s… there’s no way… there’s no way she can… that she could have…

Binary Bard: It was her, believe you me. Itch might be skilled, but he’s not good at replicating E’s voice. At least, I hope he isn’t.

Dr Hare: I… I don’t…

Binary Bard: *pats him on the back* It’s Ok, breathe.

Dr Hare: I’m breathing, I just can’t believe… that… she…

Binary Bard: Well you’d better. You remember all those times we told you E is head over heels for you and you didn’t believe us?

Dr Hare: Y-yes…

Binary Bard: Well, there you go.

Dr Hare: But… Oh gosh… what do I do?!

Binary Bard: Ask her out.

Dr Hare: I can’t do that!

Binary Bard: Why not? She’ll say yes, she totally likes you.

Dr Hare: I mean… I physically can’t ask her out.

Binary Bard: Oh.

Dr Hare: And… there’s no way… why would she like me of all people? She knows so many people at her school who are… well, normal!

Binary Bard: She doesn’t like normal. I thought this was obvious.

Dr Hare: Well, I suppose, but… There’s so many other people who are funnier, nicer, more attractive… *Sighs* Less nervous around her…

Binary Bard: I doubt she thinks that. She thinks your stutter is cute besides. You’re fine most of the time.

Dr Hare: Yeah, but the second I try and do something, anything sweet or romantic or anything I just… can’t. I’m a stuttering wreak.

Binary Bard: You just need confidence! She’ll totally say yes!

Dr Hare: I don’t see why…

E: What’s going on guys?

Dr Hare: *promptly falls out of his chair*

Binary Bard: That.

E: … what?

Binary Bard: Guess who got the disc.

E: The… disc. *eyes widen* Oh no.

Binary Bard: Yup.

E: Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. This cannot be happening.

Binary Bard: It can and it is.

E: I’m moving to Kansas.

Binary Bard: You can’t move to Kansas.

E: How about Narnia… *walks off*

Binary Bard: She’s gone.

Dr Hare: I’m staying here.

Binary Bard: You can’t hide under your desk forever. She does come in here. *Smirks* You know why…

Dr Hare: Yes, a lot of things are connecting, are you quite done?!

Binary Bard: No.

Dr Hare: Great. Can I just die here?

Binary Bard: Not worth it amigo. Sometimes it’s better to take the bull by the horns, trust me on this.

Dr Hare: I… I’ll try, but…

Binary Bard: There you go! I mean, come on, what’s the worst that could happen?!

Dr Hare: Do you want a list?


Just really quick, wanted to point out that you guys can now make things happen, like pizza appear or gender bends or mistletoe appear (waitasec, it’s March..) or whatever! You can’t force the peeps to do stuff, that’s a dare. But whatever. Go forth.

I feel like I write way too much here. That’s why I’m cutting it short today. Anything important, just look at the top bit. Says it all there. Besides, it’s already nearly five thousand (5000) words. I think I did good! I really hope you enjoyed all this! The AtV is going right back on schedule! I’m really sorry it’s late, I do my best. It’s a hard knock life… Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!


PS: So I just wanted to cover how fun/insane my friends are. Today at lunch, Kix and I were talking about this RP and we got on the subject of Dr Hare. (Please note that Kix and Buggie are some of the select few I know IRL who know about this blog. At all.) So Kix says something along the lines of “I should try to draw him in casual wear.” and Buggie says “I still need to draw him looking hot.”

Ladies and gentlemen, my friends.

Sweet 17th!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I know, I know, this isn’t the AtV, but this is good too! I finally got out the birthday special! It’s kind of late, but I worked hard on it! The AtV will come out soon! (I totally didn’t fail working on it because I was doing this, a personal RP and something else that may come up in the storyline. Heaven forbid.) Anyways, hope you enjoy!

Earth 442, 0710 hours, 28 February 2018, E's family's house, ×address retracted×

I awoke to a faint buzzing under my pillow. I rolled onto my stomach and pulled out my phone. It was a text. It was also 7:10, I needed to get out of bed. I really didn’t want to. I heard several people come up the stairs, all at once. I sat up to see my family standing by the door, singing “Happy birthday to you!” I smiled. How sweet. After they left, I climbed out of bed, taking the phone with me. I read the screen, the text was from Harvey.

DH: Good morning!

E: 😁

DH: How r u

E: Ok, you?

DH: Good

E: What’s up?

DH: Nothing much

DH: U?

E: Woke up just now

DH: Sry

E: XD It’s OK, this isn’t the first time this has happened.

DH: Ok


E: Aw, thank you! You remembered!

DH: How can I not

E: Fair enough… 😅

DH: No, not that

DH: I just remembered it

E: You’re sweet

E: I gtg, have to go get ready



I quickly showered, ate a nice breakfast, then hurried out to the bus. I was on time for once. That might straight up be a miracle. My brother was fiddling with his bag. I suddenly remembered, it was finals today. I groaned internally. Oh well, casualty rate shouldn’t be too high. No drama class today. Besides, I probably wouldn’t sneeze. Probably. Right?

Earth 442, 1428 hours, 28 February 2018, Villains' apartment, Apartment 606

I stepped into the lab just in time to see Pop barrel into me. “You can’t see it! It’s not ready!” He then grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the lab. I caught a glimpse of Binary laughing, then the door shut with a snap.

E: Let me guess…

Pop: No, you can’t guess! It’s a surprise.

E: Oh… My bad. *Smiles* So what now, Mr Lemoncello?

Pop: Now… Um… Video games!

E: *laughs* You sure that’s what Harvey said we should do?

Pop: No, this is what I think we should do.

E: *laughs again* Of course. A little bit of video games wouldn’t be all bad, but only a little, comprende?

Pop: Ok! Let’s play Mario Kart!

To say that Pop whooped me at a Mario Kart would be an understatement. The kid is a master on wheels. Digital wheels, that is. I was almost scared to see what would happen when he actually started driving.

Binary Bard: Happy birthday E.

I turned to see Binary and Harvey being the couch. Binary was smirking like none other. Harvey looked a bit pink.

E: Hey, thank you! You remembered?

Binary Bard: Hard not to when you have this guy around. *points at Hare*

Dr Hare: 😅 Heh heh… Sorry.

E: No complaints here. What’s going on?

Pop: Mister Harvey made you something!

E: Oh, did he?

Dr Hare: Well…

Binary Bard: *shoves Dr Hare at E* Here you go. I’d like to point out that I helped.

E: *confused* Um… You got me Harvey?!

Dr Hare: *turns red* What?! No!

Binary Bard: I wish, but he didn’t agree to it.

Dr Hare: Mordred!

Binary Bard: Ok, sorry. Hare has a gift for you.

Dr Hare: *hands her a small box* It’s… It’s not much, but…

Binary Bard: Oh whatever! It’s a great gift E, you’ll love it.

E: *intrigued* Oh? *Starts fiddling with the wrapping* Should I open it now?

Dr Hare: Yes, please.

I unwrapped it to find a small wooden box. Inside was a nice little pen, light blue and yellow gold. I pulled it out and spun it around, looking at every angle.

E: I love it! It’s such a nice pen! You know how I am with pens…


Binary Bard: I thought you were a Doctor Who fan.

E: I am. *gasps* Did you guys get me one of those fake Sonic Pens? Oh wow, I didn’t know they made them custom! What sounds does it make?

Dr Hare: We… Didn’t buy it. It’s real, we modified an actual Sonic Screwdriver.


E: I could kiss you right now.

Dr Hare: *turns beet red* W-what?!

Binary Bard: Kiss him, not me.

E: It’s not literally, genius. Oh my gosh… Guys, I love it! It’s so perfect, I… Ooh! *Hugs them both* Thank you!

Pop: I helped too!

E: *hugs him too* D’aw, I freaking love you guys!

Dr Hare: *softly* Love you too.

E: *didn’t hear* What?

Dr Hare: Nothing. So you like it?

E: I love it! Who’s idea was it?

Binary Bard: Hare, he did most of it, I just helped with a little coding. It’s all him, really.

E: Well, I love it.*kisses Dr Hare on the cheek* You’re too sweet.

Dr Hare: *turns pink* T-thanks.

E: You’re welcome. Anyways, I need to run, but you guys are officially the best. *hugs Pop*

Binary Bard: *smirking* Where is rushing off to?

Dr Hare: She probably has a family party to go to.

E: No, we celebrate that on Sunday.

Dr Hare: Then what-

E: Auditions! I signed up for 4:42, I need to be early. I just got out of school early, since finals. *sighs* Yeah. Anyways.

Dr Hare: Sense and Sensibility, right?

E: You betcha! Ooh, I hope I get in! I just… I really hope, I haven’t done a main-stage since Shakespeare! *Phone buzzes* And that’s Mom! I gotta run guys.

Dr Hare: Alright.

E: I probably won’t come back tho, it’s a crazy day.

Dr Hare: *almost disappointed* Oh.

E: Sorry. I’ll text when I can tho.

Dr Hare: *smiles* Thanks.

E: *pockets her pen* No prob! I’d better head out. Thanks guys!

Dr Hare: El, wait a sec.

E: *stops at the door* Yeah?

It seemed like Harvey was steeling himself up for something. He walked over to me. I was desperately confused. Had I forgotten something important? Wouldn’t be the first time. Harvey leaned forward and kissed me on the cheek. I started in shock.

Dr Hare: Happy birthday El. Hope it’s a good one.

I don’t remember how I got from the door to the car, but next thing I knew, we were outside the school. My acting spirit kicked in. Time to act. Here we go.


AAH let’s just pretend I’m on time for once. Because snazzafragger, I’m late.

For all those wondering if I got the part of Margret… Nope, because I’m a 5’9″ 16 year old as apposed to 12.


Edited to keep people’s identities safe. Mostly mine.

I’m actually on the “For the ballroom scene” list, just further down. The role had been listed as young and mentioned that 9th graders were ideal, but I’m really good at slouching!

Dr Hare: That’s not something to brag about.

E: Hush.

Anyways, didn’t get in, but that’s life. I still have my one acts from the actual Drama C class this tri. Whoop! I’ll get a good part in a main-stage someday. Right?

Also, since we’re on the subject of my fabulous family,(ish) I just wanted to share what happened this morning. So I’m upstairs, brushing my hair,(always an ordeal) when suddenly I hear my mom exclaim “The disc! You found the disc!”

And now I’m internally screaming.

Anyways, hope you enjoyed this, the AtV will be out soon! Bye!


Do you want a birthday special?

Well too bad, you’re getting one.

So a lot of you knew/noticed/read-PC’s-comment, but it was my birthday yesterday! I had a great time, thank you to my well wishers! It was also finals, but I still did good! And it was also auditions for Sense and Sensibility, but that also went Ok. At any rate, can’t really ramble right now, but I will post a birthday special sometime soon, hopefully in the next few days. I would now, but I can’t. I have a family emergency, we’re pulling out in minutes, I’m just stalling so I can write this. Wish me luck. At any rate, I’ll work on the special, promise! Okie dokie, thanks guys, I love you all!