A Conclusion of Sorts

Update because someone was sick and sleep deprived! YOU CAN SEND Qs HERE! Thank you for your time. 

Yes, that was a pun based around A’s name.

Welcome to chaos boys and girls.

 

Earth 442, 1658 hours, 31 May 2018, Villains' apartment, Apartment 606

Dr Hare: Do you have it?

Binary Bard: No, we’re about to head out to grab it, but… are you sure you want to do this? She won’t talk to most of us, we won’t be able to help you.

Dr Hare: I’m thinking about calling some people. They should be interesting enough that she’ll let them stay.

Binary Bard: Yeah, but…

Dr Hare: I’ll be fine.

Binary Bard: … You really do love her, don’t you?

Dr Hare: Who?

Binary Bard: E. You’re putting up with so much of this, all for her.

Dr Hare: *flushes* Yeah, I… She’d do the same for me, heck, she even has, to some degree.

Binary Bard: *smiles* Yeah, I guess. You need to tell her how you feel, you know.

Dr Hare: Well, now’s not really the otime…

Binary Bard: I know, but… soon. Just for your sake.

Dr Hare: … I’ll try.

Binary Bard: Good. Sometimes, I swear I’m only in AtV to give romantic advice…

Dr Hare: No, don’t worry. You’re a lot of people’s favorites.

Binary Bard: I know, I’m kidding. Probably. *Pauses* Are you sure you don’t want our help?

Dr Hare: … No. But honestly… I don’t think we can do this any other way.

Binary Bard: Alright. We’ll be back with it in a few hours. Good luck. *Walks off*

Dr Hare: Thanks.

I went into the living room and sat on the couch. It wouldn’t take long before they would get back. A skipped into the room, humming Disturbia.

A: Oh, hello Harvey darling!

Dr Hare: Please stop calling me that…

A: But it’s such a cute name! *Pinches his cheek* You’re too cute. *Snaps fingers* That reminds me! So… You and your little robot friend were talking very privately just now! So… *leans forward* What were you talking about.

Dr Hare: What… Nothing.

A: Don’t you lie to me Hare. *Leans closer* You are planning something, aren’t you.

Dr Hare: *leans back* Um… I’m not…

A: … Sure. Good luck. Just remember honey. *Eyes flash warningly* Don’t try anything. You’ll regret it. Moreover, Elyana here will regret it. A lot.

Dr Hare: …

A: … *Giggles* Honestly, you worry too much! *Slaps his cheek playfully* It’s all going to be fine! I’m staying here, you’ll make do. Maybe you’ll even get over E!

Dr Hare: I’m not-

A: I really don’t know why you care. If you really liked her, if you were even good enough, you’d say something!

Dr Hare: *winces visibly* I…

A: *notices and smirks* Mmm hmm. *Ruffles his hair patronizingly* Don’t you forget who’s in charge, Harvey darling! *Skips off, humming again*

I needed to do something. I honestly did. She was pushing so much… But… Was she right? Was even I in control? And… Was I really good enough for El? I wasn’t. I couldn’t even keep her safe. I really was a failure. But… I had to do something. I had to save her, good enough or no. I had to ask for the backup, as much as I hated bringing more people into it. E had given me a list of numbers from allies and friends. I sent a simple text to someone I had only recently met, but knew well enough.

​​"I'm pretty sure you read about A, right? Can you send over some help maybe? I could honestly use it."

I got a response almost immediately.

"I did. We'll be there shortly"

I sent a quick reply.

"kthx"

I sat on my little bed. I was so worried I couldn’t even think straight. I hoped they hurried.

*A portal opens up in front of Dr Hare, and Fizzson, Arleen, and Despair all come out*

Dr Hare: *waves gently*

Fizzson: You okay? You look beat.

Dr Hare: I’m fine. How are you guys?

Arleen: Worried for E. A hasn’t done anything to her yet, right?

Dr Hare: I… I don’t think so. She ripped one of her favorite shirts, broke an heirloom, the like, but… She’s doesn’t seem that worried about physical harm to anyone yet.

Arleen: Okay, good.

Fizzson: So… What’s the plan for this?

Dr Hare: Well… Mordred and Charlotte should be back with the Soul Stone any minute. I just… I needed to get away for a minute, otherwise I’d be in there.

Fizzson: Makes sense. Must be hard keeping an eye on A like this.

Dr Hare: I… Y-yeah… I’m… I’m struggling…

Arleen: I know how ya feel. A seems a lot like Smiley, only less sarcastic and more up-front.

Dr Hare: Y-yeah… *His hands are shaking* Anyways, I’m sorry I dragged you guys here, we just might need… Need backup.

Arleen: It’s fine. We all want E back, so we’re happy to be here if you need us. Right you guys?

Fizzson: Yup.

Despair: We’re here for you, don’t worry.

Dr Hare: *smiles weakly* Thanks guys. I appreciate it.

Arleen, Despair & Fizzson: No problem.

Dr Hare: Ok… So… Here’s the plan…

`Earth

Dr Hare: *walks into the living room* A?

A: *playing with a knife, looks up* Oh! Hi Harvey darling! *Sees the others* Who are they?

Arleen: Friends of Harvey. We’re… Visiting.

A: Friends, huh? Why are you visiting now of all times? *Puts on an overly dramatic pouty expression* Isn’t everyone too scared? That’s why everyone’s been avoiding me.

Arleen: Well, you are kinda scary… But we thought about it a bit, and we decided to give you a chance.

A: Oh did you know? See Harvey, I’m trustworthy.

Dr Hare: *winces* Please don’t… *Sighs* Never mind. We got you this. *Holds up a perfectly round stone*

A: Ooh! What is it?

Dr Hare: It’s a Soul Stone. It’s from a different universe, but we think it’ll work. Basically, if a spirit touches it, it becomes whole.

A: *eyes widen* No way… You’re kidding.

Dr Hare: *shakes his head* Can we make a new deal? You leave E alone, you get a new body.

A: No… Seriously?! *Looks at the others* Is he for real?!

Arleen: Yup! This way, E can have her own body back, and you can have any sort of body you could ever want. Everybody wins!

A: Hmm… It’s tempting… But how do I know you’re not all bluffing? What about you small cat girl? *Points at Despair* Can you confirm?

Despair: Well… I think I speak for everyone when I say we want our friend back… But not if it means being unfair to you, A. You deserve to be happy just as much as any of us.

A: … You’re right, I do. I do deserve that.

Dr Hare: *winces* Anyways… So are you in?

A: I don’t know… Hmm… Here, catch. *Carelessly throws the knife to Fizz*

Fizzson: *Catches the knife by the hilt* What should I do with this?

A: *waves carelessly* Not break it, I’m gonna need it. So, Harvey darling, you’re telling me the truth and nothing but the truth?

Dr Hare: Yes.

A: Hmm… *Puts her thumb on his forehead, Dr Hare’s eyes glow gold for a split second, then she pulls back, thinking* Interesting…

Arleen: What? What did ya see?

A: *smirks* Quite a few things. You really do want E back then, Harvey darling?

Dr Hare: *blushes and looks away* Please stop calling me that…

A: Very well, I accept!

She spread her arms theatrically and a dark whisp, A, floated out of E. E collapsed onto the coffee table, which shattered. A floated the stone and it opened, sucking her in with a howl. The stone landed on the ground, vibrating angerly. It was a fake, a simple vacuum. A was trapped. But I had other concerns.

Dr Hare: Oh my gosh, El! *Runs over and lifts her up* Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh…

Arleen: Oof… That looked painful.

Despair: Oh dear, is she alright?

Dr Hare: She’s breathing… Just really scraped up… Oh gosh… *Hugs her close* She’s alright… She’s alive…

Arleen and Despair: Thank goodness.

Fizzson: *Picks up stone* This is going in a safe in a facility in a universe far far away.

Dr Hare: *still hugging E close* We’ve… We’ve got someone who can take care of it… There’s only so much you can do with an Eidolon… Especially one’s that’s gone rogue like that…

Fizzson: So long as this doesn’t happen again, that’s fine with me.

Dr Hare: No… Never again… Despair, can you do me a quick favor?

Despair: O-oh, yes. What is it?

Dr Hare: Down the hall, last door on the left, that’s sort of E’s room. There’s a jewelry box on the dresser, in the bottom drawer there’s a necklace in a dark red box. Can you grab it?

Despair: Okay… *Floats off, then quickly comes back with the box, then hands it to Hare*

Dr Hare: Thank you…

E: *blinks awake* What… What just…

Arleen: We all worked together to seal A away for good. You can control yourself again, now!

E: … Oh my gosh… A… Oh gosh… *Eyes well up with tears*

Dr Hare: Hey, it’s Ok now.

E: I… *Starts crying* Oh gosh… I… What have I done?

Fizzson: What do you mean? You didn’t do anything too serious while A was controlling you.

E: You… She was terrible! Terrible to everyone! Oh… Everyone’s going to hate me now, I just…

Dr Hare: *hugs her* Hey, hey, shh, it’s Ok, it’s not your fault.

E: I just… I should have been stronger! Now everything a mess and I just…

Despair: E, no one blames you for what you did. We all know that was A making you do those things, so please don’t beat yourself up about it.

E: *shaking* Oh gosh… I’m… Oh gosh, oh gosh…

Dr Hare: El, I think you need some rest.

E: Harvey… She was so horrible to you… I’m so sorry, I just… Oh Harvey… *Cries harder*

Dr Hare: El, that wasn’t you, please don’t beat yourself up.

E: *hugs him tightly* I know, I just… *Breaks down into illegible sobs*

Despair: *Floats over and hugs E, patting her lightly on the back* Shhh, it’s okay… This is all over now… You’re safe, and no one’s hurt… That’s all that matters… Everything’s going to be okay…

E: *nods, crying quietly*

Dr Hare: It’s Ok… You need some rest. Do you want me to take you to your room?

E: *nods again*

Dr Hare: Ok… I’ll be right back guys. *Picks up E, bridal style, and walks off*

Arleen: Y’know, Despair. You’ve really changed for the better since we started AAaF.

Despair: What do you mean…?

Arleen: Well, I think the Despair from back then would rather keep quiet and hide from A instead of taking a stand to help vanquish her.

Despair: O-oh… I didn’t even think about it, really. I just… Did it.

Fizzson: Well, it was very impressive, Despair. Great job.

Despair: *Blushes* Thanks…

Dr Hare: *walks back in and sits on the couch again* Back.

Fizzson: Hi.

Arleen: So… That’s it, then? This is actually over?

Dr Hare: I… I guess… It looks like that’s over, at least…

Arleen: Yeah. I’m sure there are some other things you’d want to get over with… But this was the important thing.

Dr Hare: I just… Oh gosh… *Puts his head in his hands* I just…

Despair: Hey, it’s okay… The rough stuff is over for now. Even if something else does happen, we’ll be right there to help you through… No matter what.

Fizzson: Right.

Arleen: Totally!

Dr Hare: Yeah, I know, it’s just… Oh, this is all my fault… I should have been more careful…

Fizzson: I know how you feel… Honestly, I feel like I could’ve stopped this… If I had just been more vigilant… If I sent more people to actively protect E… But a friend helped me realize something…

Dr Hare: But…  I was here the whole time and… I failed. I just… I’m a total failure.

Despair: Hare, listen to me. You can’t change what you did, but you can change how you let it affect you. After all, do you honestly think E would want you beating yourself up like this?

Dr Hare: Not really, no…

Fizzson & Despair: Exactly.

Dr Hare: I just… I want to be there for her, I want to help, but I just… Fail. I can’t even keep her safe.

Despair: It’s not your fault, Harvey! No one could’ve seen A coming, especially just because of that dart. You’ve invented tons of neat things, been there whenever E needed comfort, and worked hard to figure out these dimensional problems. You CAN’T call yourself a failure after messing up this ONE time! *Eyes flash from black with white pupils to white with black pupils and back.*

Dr Hare: … I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to… *Sighs* I…

Despair: It’s fine. Just don’t act like you’re a total failure because of this one mistake. Not only would E not want you to beat yourself up like that… It’s just not true.

Arleen: … Dang. Despair telling it like it is.

Fizzson: Yeah… It’s pretty admirable. Especially knowing how shy and nervous she normally is….

Dr Hare: It’s not just one time, that’s the problem… So many times I’ve… *Sighs* I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make a big deal out of this. Sorry.

Despair: Hey, it’s okay… I care about you just as much as I care about E, so if you ever need to talk about your problems… I’ll be there. Promise.

Dr Hare: Yeah… Thank you Despair, I do appreciate it. I just… Never mind.

Despair: Don’t worry about it… (Smiles, bigger then usual.)

Arleen: Well, now that A’s dealt with, I guess we should get going.

Dr Hare: Yeah… Sorry to leave you guys off on a sour note.

Despair: Not at all… E’s safe, and that’s what’s important… If you want, I could give you my Earth number to reach me easier.

Arleen: Same… If ya need it.

Dr Hare: … *Half smiles* Yeah, I’d like that, actually.

(Arleen gets out a piece of paper. She and Despair jot something down and hand the paper to Hare. The paper reads: “Despair’s Earth: 245, Arleen’s Earth: 667”)

Dr Hare: *takes it back and nods* Alright. Thanks you guys.

Arleen: No problem. If you ever need me, just call. If I’m not answering from my Earth, I’m probably at AAaF.

Despair: Same… We’re here for you.

Dr Hare: *nods* Ok. I’ll do that if I need you. Thank you guys so much.

Arleen & Despair: No problem.

Fizzson: *opens portal back to AAaF* Come on, guys. Let’s head back.

Arleen: Okie dokie! See ya around, Harvey!

Despair: Yes… See you later….

Fizzson: Bye Hare. Here’s hoping nothing else crazy happens.

Dr Hare: Bye guys.

They stepped through the portal and I was alone.

 

Earth 442, 1958 hours, 31 May 2018, Villains' apartment, Apartment 606

It was a few hours before I was able to breathe normally. Mordred had put the stone in the back room and Charlotte had made sure everything in the house was secure. E hadn’t woken up yet. I needed to check on her, I was worried sick. But… Would she even want to see me? I hadn’t exactly done her many favors. I’d failed to keep her safe from A, from the dart… I loved her, I really did, but… Was I even good enough for her? Was A right? Just then, there was a crash from the bathroom and a muffled near-swear word. I walked over, my curiosity piqued. E apparently was awake. She was trying to wrap her forearms with bandages, but was struggling to do it one handed. She dropped it again and cursed.

Dr Hare: You Ok?

E: *jumps* Eep!

Dr Hare: Sorry, sorry!

E: No, no, you’re fine… Just… Didn’t expect that…

Dr Hare: Sorry. Are… Are you Ok?

E: F-fine… I… I didn’t want to bug you, you’ve dealt with enough.

Dr Hare: You… E, don’t be silly. Do you need help?

E: … *Looks down* Yeah, I do.

Dr Hare: Here…

I picked up the bandage and started wrapping up her arms. Her pulse was raised, I could tell that much easily. Her arms were cut pretty bad, but the bleeding had stopped and there was no glass in her arms. She wouldn’t be able to put any real pressure on them, that was for sure.

E: … Thank you.

Dr Hare: No problem.

E: … Harvey, are you Ok?

Dr Hare: Me?

E: Yeah, you. You look beat.

Dr Hare: I’m fine.

E: *raises an eyebrow* Harvey, after you’ve put up with me and my “I’m fine”s for 2 years, I’m surprised you’d think I’d be fooled. Sit down.

Dr Hare: I… alright… *sits down dejectedly*

E: … Can… can you talk about it?

Dr Hare: About A?

E: About how you feel right now.

Dr Hare: … I feel… tired, I guess.

E: *waves for him to keep going*

Dr Hare: Well… I guess I’m feeling kind of… kind of beaten, but…

E: Harvey… she was terrible to you.

Dr Hare: You shouldn’t-

E: I know, I shouldn’t dwell on what happened, it’ll just make things worse, but… it was awful. Harvey, you’re a great person, you don’t deserve to be treated like that, to have your self esteem chipped away like that.

Dr Hare: Deserve isn’t a thing…

E: Right now it is. Listen, I’ve been there, Ok? Maybe not this bad, but it’s terrible. You don’t deserve that.

Dr Hare: *looks away* Yeah, I guess…

E: … I just… Don’t beat yourself up over this, Ok?

Dr Hare: It’s…  It’s kind of my fault though.

E: Harvey, no… how would it possibly be your fault?

Dr Hare: I… you don’t want to hear this…

E: No, I do.

Dr Hare: I… well… *sighs* Just… the whole thing. I should have been more careful, watched your back more. The dart, the tree, the laptop, A… you don’t need that in your life. I wanted to watch out for you, but… I failed. I failed so much, so many times… I just… *Chokes* I didn’t mean to… 

E: Oh Harvey… *Takes his hand in both of hers* I… Harvey… You didn’t fail me.

Dr Hare: I… I really did. I’m a failure.

E: No. No, you’re not.

Dr Hare: But I-

E: But nothing! *Puts her hands on his shoulders* Harvey, that’s how she wants you to think! She wants you to hurt, to blame yourself, don’t let her succeed! She’s an arrogant little demon who was trying to hurt us, trying to hurt you! And she said the most horrible things… You’re a wonderful person Harvey, you’re the sweetest guy I’ve ever met! You’ve done so much and… *starts crying* I don’t want you to feel like you’re bad! You’re not! You’re amazing, I love you, and I don’t want you to… to… *sobs* Oh gosh…

Dr Hare: El… *hugs her tight*

E: I’m fine…

Dr Hare: No, you’re really not.

E: … I… I guess…

Dr Hare: … Thank you. I.. I really appreciate it.

E: D-do you believe me then?

Dr Hare: … yeah… I do…

E: *sniffs* G-good. Good. S-sorry, I d-didn’t mean to fall apart… 

Dr Hare: It’s Ok. I… I understand.

E: … Thank goodness that’s over…

Dr Hare: Yeah…

E: *pulls away, embarrassed* I… Yeah . Sorry, sorry.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok…

*Awkward pause*

E: I… I just…

Dr Hare: Yeah…

E: *bites her lip* I need… To… I need to tell you something.

Dr Hare: What?

E: … I’ll tell you later. Now’s not the time, but… I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry this happened.

Dr Hare: It’s not your fault.

E: I don’t care. *Hugs him quickly and goes back to her room*

Dr Hare: … Oh.

 

 

… The end! I’m sorry this was posted so late, but, well… *Inhales* So after being sick, having 12 tornado warnings, and several anxiety attacks all today… Yeah. Fun. Anyways, I need to go, my phone is shutting off like now. So… G’night all!

 

Special thanks to Fizzson!

 

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Summer and a tired human

Time for an apology.

*Inhale* Hey guys. So… Some of you may have noticed I haven’t been on a ton. Others may have noticed I haven’t been sending out Qs that much either. The Q thing has been happening since SaS TBH, but I was doing better a while. Then… Well… *Sighs* If you were in contact with me the last few weeks of school, one thing I said a lot was “Man, once school is done, I’ll be on way more!” due to a tremendous workload of homework. (Quick note, NEVER AGAIN.) But, well…

I’ve been out of school for a week.

I haven’t posted since last Thursday, my last day of school.

Yeah. Problem.

So what have I been doing? A lot of things, honestly. For starters, I worked for 3 hours in a leaf-smoke backyard on Saturday. Yesterday I helped rake the back garden for the pool we’re gonna set up. But that’s not a lot of the day, even including the little chores I’m doing around the house. A majority of it is going into… Well, remember that post from way back when? The one about Perler Bead Poptropicans? I hope not, I hate my old posts sometimes… Anyways, a little title I have given myself, mentioned in the post, is Perler Bead Princess. Well… Got back onto that a few days ago and it’s magnificent. I’m way more relaxed, it’s amazing. I’m also spending time with my family. It’s awesome! Anyways, all I’m saying is…. I’m sorry for the partial hiatus. And no, it’s not going to get better, sadly. Here’s the gist. 17 year old pixie is going off to visit fam in Washington soon. Will return in about a week and a half from then. I’ll have WiFi, but I’ll be very busy. The week after, youth group camp. Then I’m getting a job and well, we’ll see how that turns out. Plus, my phone locks up every night at 10:30, because El is a child who do not sleep and so this. *Frustrated sounds* Anyways, a lot is happening, I’m excited, but concerned a bit about how much I’m gonna be on.

Basically, I’m sorry. The mini-hiatus continues. I’ll do what I can, but… The last post for A should come out Thursday, I think. The AtV? I want it to come out Monday. I want to revert back to my normal schedule. But I don’t want to guys to worry about me. I’ll be fine guys, I’m trying not to strain myself too much. I’m also staying up late working on my stories via paper, but I’ll be fine. I don’t need sleep that much, right? Anyways, that’s it for me. Heck, I had to resort to stealing a tablet to post this, but it needed to be said. I’m sorry to do this to you guys, but it happens. Life happens. It sucks. Sadness. If you run a Q&A, I’m sorry, I’m trying to send in Qs, but it’s tough to find time sometimes. I’ll work on it as soon as I can. And… Now I crash! G’night guys!

Ask the Villains #54, Caution: Eidolon at work

In advance, I’m really, really sorry. A is an emotionally manipulative witch who doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings. So she might not be the nicest. She kind of ends up insulting everyone ever. She also ends up swearing once or twice, but I bleeped it out. So I’m sorry! She is trying to make you mad, so if you’re mad by the end of this… that’s pretty normal? And again, I’m so sorry! I hope you enjoy?

 

Dr Hare: Hey, um, guys?

Binary Bard: What?

Black Widow: *puts phone down* What’s wrong?

Dr Hare: Well… I’ve got bad news and… more bad news.

A: Hello everyone!

Binary Bard: ._. Um…

Black Widow: Who is this and why is she inside E?

A: Quick on the uptake there peacock!

Black Widow: *raises eyebrow* Excuse me?

A: I’m A, I’m an eidolon, I’ve taken over E, and I’m going to stay here a while!

Binary Bard: Hang on, what? That’s not Ok!

A: Oh, but it had better be! You don’t get a choice anymore! Let’s do the AtV now!

Binary Bard: But-

A: Nope! AtV! Let’s go!

 

(Also, a couple things I need to cover. Heather is on a trip out and about, since she’s going back to college. Pop is at Kat’s, here’s a link to her blog too! I was going to cover these in storyline, but… ran out of time. I’m really sorry! I’ll write up a little something about that soon tho!)

 

The Dolphin Violinist to A: 😤 are you the demon that’s been living inside the Tails Doll in the Sonic fandom?

A: Am I the what now? I’m not part of the Sonic universe, I’d like to think I’m above such silly things as fandoms.

(Rude.)

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Another: so..are you like…a demon, ghost, alien, germ?

A: I’m an eidolon, as I said before. Why would I be a germ, wouldn’t that be a parasite?

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Fizzson, Arleen, and Mimi to E: Are you okay?!

A: If she were able to answer, I’m sure she’d say… no. Actually, she could answer, I’m just not letting her! *Smiles* Aren’t I a tease?

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Arleen to A: Alright, explain. Who are you, why are you here, how did you get here, why are you in E’s body, and do I need to come beat you out of her?

A: Well, clearly I explained a good deal of that before. I’ll cut you a little slack, I suppose. *Clears throat* I’m an eidolon, I’m here because I need a body, I got here through a dimensional rift and then entered E’s body a little later, I’m in here because it just so happens her body is perfect for me, and… well… *laughs derisively* You can try! I don’t care. It’s not like I feel the pain anyways, you’d just be hurting E! *Giggles* And good luck with that.

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Fizzson to DH: You don’t think A has anything to do with the dart, do you?

Dr Hare: Well, she said she does, so I think so. Honestly, for all I know, she could be lying through her teeth, but I don’t think she is… It makes sense, especially with the dimension irregularities around the area… I really need to find the source of those, but… clearly I’m busy right now…

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Ultia to DH: Would you like me to intervene, or can you handle this “A” by yourself?

Dr Hare: Well…

A: *cheerfully* Nope! No interference or people get hurt! *Pinches his cheek* So cute if you to try tho! *Skips off*

Dr Hare: … I don’t know. I just don’t know.

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Smiley to A: Well now. Regardless of your intentions, I must say you are an interesting turn of events. =)

A: I know, right? *Giggles* I admire your work by the way! If all goes well, maybe we can work together sometime!

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Fizzson to A: I swear, if you try to pull anything, I will not hesitate to sick Ultia, Smiley, and several other dangerous people on you.

A: For shame! You should never threaten a lady! Besides, let them try! What would happen to E, hmm? You can’t get rid of me without getting rid of her! And that should break poor Harvey’s heart. Better leave me be, hmm?

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Despair to A: You’re not going to hurt E… Are you?

A: Well… I guess that depends, doesn’t it? I don’t want a mangled body. But I don’t feel her pain, like I said. *Inspects her fingernails* These are nice… she keeps her fingernails long. At any rate, I’m not planning on hurting her, unless, well, *giggles* unless someone doesn’t keep their part of the bargain? But I doubt that’ll happen. I could hurt her though. I could hurt her, a lot. But not yet, not yet.

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estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to heather: heroes of olympus? I love that series!
Heather: I’m very fond of it. *Pauses* You know, E texted me something about that earlier, something about an eidolon… it was really weird… I don’t know how to describe it. Then a good 24 hours later, my brother texts me asking what I knew about them. I told him everything I could, but… I’m kinda worried to be honest… I’ll figure it out when I get back.

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To heather and binary: Hey, ima Ravenclaw too! Yay!

(Since they’re in different places… you know what time it is!)

Heather: Awesome! Ravenclaws are the best!

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Binary Bard: *thumbs up* Nice.

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To A: WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS?! I CAN AND WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOU NONEXISTENT ON THIS UNIVERSE, OR ANY UNIVERSE!

A: *giggles* You all are too cute! I’ve gotten many a variation on this Q. I shall said above, so you may go read that if you want answers. Although… you say you’ll find a way to make me non-existent? Good luck. You think people haven’t tried? People fear eidolons, you want to know why? Well… spoiler alert, it ain’t pretty sunshine. You aren’t getting rid of me.

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Sporty Boa to everyone: 1. If you could hangout with one of the Mighty Action Force members (World Guy, Elf Archer, Iron Face) who would it be?

A: … who are these people?

Dr Hare: Don’t worry about it A.

A: Ok, whatever. *Walks off*

Dr Hare: Anyways… let’s try and answer the question like normal people.

Binary Bard: I’m thinking Iron Face, I used to love reading him as a kid.

Black Widow: They didn’t have comic books where you were from, you nerd.

Binary Bard: Hey!

Dr Hare: I still read them too Mordred, it’s Ok. I’d love to meet any of them.

Black Widow: Elf Archer.

*Pause*

Black Widow: Where is everyone?! We’re missing like, half the cast!

Binary Bard: I think they’re hiding.

2 Do you guys look up to anyone? if so, who?

Black Widow: D B Cooper.

Binary Bard: Who?

Black Widow: Never mind.

Dr Hare: I’ve always liked Dr Dan, from Monster Carnival, he’s pretty cool.

A: … Wait, aren’t his grandkids… never mind, I’ll make E tell you later.

Dr Hare: … what?

Binary Bard: I look up to Archimedes, I guess.

A: I look up to Pennywise.

Black Widow: Of course you do, that’s cause you’re a total creep.

A: *mildly shocked* Rude! You’re usually not this mean.

Black Widow: Usually my friend isn’t being possessed, so I guess anything can happen!

A: … I… Ooh! You’re the worst! *Stomps off*

Binary Bard: That… was kind of impressive.

Black Widow: Mmm.

3 Has anyone seen Captain Crawfish??

A: No, he’s probably dead.

Dr Hare: Um… yes, we may have found him, but we’re not sure, we don’t know how to get him back and… yeah, there you go.

A: Bor-ring! Can we move on please?! This is my AtV session, let’s get to the good stuff!

Dr Hare: … um…

A: Whatever, why am I asking you? *Stomps off*

Dr Hare: … I..  guess that worked.

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To Pop: 1. Your favorite kids show? 2. What do you want to be when you grow up? 3. What are your interests?

Dr Hare: Pop is at Kat’s right now, E… she wanted him to get out of the house more. Ironic, isn’t it? I’m just glad he’s not here to suffer through all this, he doesn’t deserve that. I’m… I’m keeping him there until A is gone. If that ever happens at least. I just… I don’t know.

(I’ll add them in next week’s, I guess.)

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Purple Claw to zeus: what do you think of people better than you

A: *pouts* No Qs for me then? I’m not calling the Rulers, they’ll try and expel me. That brunette-dark-chick, Robin? She might actually succeed, but not until several people got… hurt. I don’t want that. You don’t want that. We don’t want that. Maybe this Q will wait a little, hmm?

(I’ll throw it in next week’s too. This is getting to be a pain, I’m sorry.) 

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Sakura to BB: How is love not logical?

Binary Bard: It’s not that it’s never logical, it’s that it’s not always logical. Case in point. Also, find the logic of a teenaged human and a rabbit-person falling in love. But just because it’s not always logical, doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. *Shrugs* Take it how you want.

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TAS to everyone: Me hoy minoy?

Dr Hare: … is this a meme?

Binary Bard: Probably.

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Vampi to E(3… get it?): Don’t be sorry. I legitimately saw that New Character Q coming. Fizz had spoiled it for me during our crossover ^_^

A: She knew as well, she’s just too nice for spoilers. *pauses* I don’t get it. 3? What’s that mean?

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Elyssa to E: I’m not going to spoil anything for you, but there are two MLP episodes in Season 5 that are super important to the fandom: S5E9 and S5E18. Even if you aren’t caught up (like me and Vampi are), WATCH THEM.

A: … What? Stop peppering me with Qs I don’t understand!

Dr Hare: They’re for E…

A: I don’t care!

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TAS to A: during your part of the outro why did you speak in mocking spongebob?

A: Mocking SpongeBob? No, don’t be ridiculous. You try using a phone keyboard for the first time ever. I know how to work it now, but it was also supposed to be scary! *Huffs* I don’t think I like you TAS.

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Alexa, Arisu, and Annabeth to A: Welcome to the A team. A demon like you could help us out.

A: Ha! I get it! A demon like you, well done. You probably didn’t even mean to do it. Oh well. As for the team? I don’t team. That’s how you get banned from Minecraft servers.

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(These are from the A story)

 

Smiley to A: Well, well! I must say, your style is quite admirable. =)

A: Why thank you! I try. *sing-songs* Everybody fears me, nobody likes me… well, too bad, so sad! Y’all have to deal with me!

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Arleen to A: I… But… Well… Ugh, fine. You can stay until we figure this all out. (As much as I hate to say it.)

A: *giggles* Oh, I’m sure you’re totally not planning something behind my back. Definitely not… *giggles again* Just keep in mind I’ve still got E at my… Disposal. *winks* You’d be careful there chickadee!

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Despair to A: Oh gosh… You’re scary….

A: Aw, thank you! *Smiles in her not-so-sane-way* Just what I want to hear! Scared people let well alone after all! Anyways, you all should be scared. Fear inspires… respect.

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Fizzson to DH: . . . Darnit. I… I want so badly to fix this, but I don’t know how….

Dr Hare: I… I know… I… This is all my fault… I… I should have been more careful… I should have watched out for Elyana, but… and now… she’s gone. And it’s all my fault. I don’t… I can’t… I can’t… I’m sorry. I’ve..  I’ve failed.

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The Dolphin Violinist to all (I guess) Dr Strange stays for the atv to “observe” A.

A: Who is this weirdo?

Dr Hare: He’s from the MCU, he’s a sorcerer.

A: Ah nah, I ain’t letting this slide. Ain’t nobody gonna be watching me.

(He never showed up so… I dunno what he’s doing. He’s probably dealing with whatever happened in Infinity War. NO SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS PLS kthx.)

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Join the 1D fandom (the dark side) we have carrots, cookies, chicken and chocolate.
A: You mean Director D? I haven’t seen him to be honest. Shouldn’t he be here?

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*calls Loki back to atv to “observe” A as well.*
A: Ain’t nobody observing me! I bet I could beat him.

(He also never showed, sadly. I dunno where the Avengers hang on their down time, but no one’s here, so… we make do?)

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Ok but like..have you seen the 5th season of Ninjago yet, this is right out of their playbook 😂

A: Ninjago? So childish. Which is probably why E watches it.

(A, you suck.)

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A..I’ve come to bargain…I have a heafty bounty of stuffed animals in exchange for El.

A: Hmm… tempting… I can’t possess dolls tho… maybe you should just give the dolls?

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*if all else fails, throw water at her, works on ghosts* 😆

A: … now I’m wet. Congratulations. I’m still here, you’re not getting rid of me. Not for a long, long, loooooong time… *grins* And I’m not one of your hosts ghosts… I’m an eidoooooooloooon…

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estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to A: an Eidolon, you say? According to Greek mythology the only weakness you have is charmspeak,which I do NOT have. Well, here’s a deal, take it or leave it. If you successfully make Harvelyana cannon, the leaving her body without harming her in any way, I’ll call up a few friends and make a robot body similar to E’s and let you stay there.

A: You aren’t the only one who’s said that, you know. At least 3 people have told me that if I make Harveyana a thing, they’ll like me and I’ll go from most hated to most liked. And… can I be serious a minute? I don’t give a d**m. Harvey is cute, but I personally have no interest in him, minus manipulating him into getting me what I want. And blackmail power, that’s nice too. As much as E wants to kiss him, I don’t care. She doesn’t matter anymore. But! *Claps her hands together* Charmspeak? I’d like to see you try. It’s not our weakness, just a way some of those other eidolins have been defeated. Serves them right for not thinking about that, idiots. I’ve been checking, and the only person with anything like Charmspeak with Cyree from the AtG. And let her try! I don’t care, it’s E’s funeral. As for your deal? I’m quite comfortable with this body. I don’t know why you’re all obsessing with E’s fate, she’s not all that interesting. I don’t want a robot body, I like humans, they’re much cozier. And so much more alive! *Whispers* As annoyingly repetitive as E is… she knows so much interesting stuff! Did you know that almost all zippers are made by the same company? It’s called YKK, it’s Japanese, and if you look, it’s on the pulling bit. Check for yourself, it’s legit. *Smiles smugly* See? Useless facts for days! I’m staying right here!

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To Hare: I sure hope everything will be alright. Eidolons are powerful, but here’s a tip: if you do something that brings up a memory that is of strong importance or connection to her, she will temporarily regain control over the eidolon.

Dr Hare: I… I didn’t know that. I’ve been talking to Heather, she’s told me everything she knows, but… I wonder if… *pauses, then calls* A?

A: What is it, Harvey darling?

Dr Hare: Please stop calling me that.

A: *winks* Maybe. What’s up? Did you realize your undying affection for me? *Poses dramatically*

Dr Hare: … no. I just wanted to ask you about this. *Holds up E’s bracelet*

A: It’s a bracelet. Duh.

Dr Hare: *tosses it to her* Take a look.

A: Oh look, an inscription. *Reads* Happy Valentine’s day, your friend Harvey. Sweet.

Dr Hare: Do you remember getting it?

A: I… *frowns* I… I do. You gave it to… to E. To me.

Dr Hare: You remember?

A: Yeah… Crossover. Kat. Awkward. *Eyes flicker between blue and gold* You were so cute when you gave me the bracelet… Gah! *Collapses*

Dr Hare: E! *Runs to her* E, talk to me, please!

E: I… Harvey, I…

Dr Hare: What? What is it?

*E’s eyes snap back to gold and A takes control again*

A: Get you hands off me! *Smacks him*

Dr Hare: A, I thought-

A: *livid* You thought nothing! *Stands up* I bet you think you’re soooo clever getting through for a minute, huh?! Like you’d get her back! You’re not getting her back! Get that through your d**m mind! I’m in control now! You need to leave me the h**l alone! You try and pull something like that again, I will hurt people.

Dr Hare: But-

A: But nothing, you idiot! She’s gone! Maybe if you weren’t such a d**m failure, you’d still have your girlfriend! *Throws the bracelet on the ground and stomps off*

Dr Hare: *stunned silence* Did… um…

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Binary Bard: Hare.

Dr Hare: *looks up* What?

Binary Bard: I’ve been watching, doing some research… I think I have an idea.

Dr Hare: Like what? You’ve seen her, her threats, how can you be sure? She’ll hurt E!

Binary Bard: We need to talk.

A: Talking?! *Pokes her head into the living room* What’s going on in here?

Dr Hare: *looks away* Nothing.

A: I’m sure. *Points at Binary Bard* Explain?

Binary Bard: Just an idea about the next crossover.

A: Oh. *Raises an eyebrow* If that’s all…

Dr Hare: … yeah. That’s it.

A: Alright then. *Ships off, humming Hellfire*

(That’s a Disney song by the way. Blame Disney, not me.) 

Binary Bard: … She’s… Um…

Dr Hare: *sighs, then stands* I’m in. We need E back as soon as possible.

 

Again, I’m sorry.

Send all the Qs you want! E will be back next week, somehow. (Oops, spoilers.) Anyways, there will be another story for Qs, dunno when it’ll be done. But soon I’ll swap back to Mondays, cause the Wednesday thing isn’t really for me. Finals hit me hard, as did homework, but schools over soon! I’m currently at the last day, so I’m done in just a few hours! Soon. Anyways, that’s it for me! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

A

So… Jumping straight to it, because it’s explanation enough… Send more Qs if you want to after you’ve read it. Enjoy?

 

Dr Hare’s PoV

I sat on the couch and watched nervously as A, whoever she was, wandered around the room, looking at everything curiously. It was like she’d never seen these things before in real life, like she’d only seen them through a TV screen. I had tried to talk to her twice now, but she has acted like I wasn’t there. Her eyes were still pure gold, but her face was still El’s. But at the same time, it wasn’t. It was unnerving. Her voice had changed too. It was more of a darker, brittle tone now, as well as she spoke as if English was her second language. I couldn’t make sense of it. Who was she? And how was she doing this?

Dr Hare: A.

A: *humming to herself, ignores him entirely*

Dr Hare: A!

A: *turns* Oh! You are talking to me!

Dr Hare: … Yes.

A: You should have said something.

Dr Hare: I did-

A: Oh, wait, hold on! You’re the unfortunate bloke E had a crush on, aren’t you? *Looks him up and down* I guess I can why.

Dr Hare: *flushes* Um… Not that I know of? Who are you?

A: I already said. I’m A. Duh.

Dr Hare: Yes, I know, but… *Sighs* Well, what are you?

A: Little ol me?

Dr Hare: Yeah. Are you a demon?

A: Me? A demon? Don’t be an idiot. I’m an Eidolon.

Dr Hare: A what?

A: Eye-dol-an. It’s not rocket surgery.

Dr Hare: I… But…

A: Well… here’s the thing. *Walks around, talking with her hands* I’ve been waiting for a good moment to pop up for a while. You know, ever since that dart.

Dr Hare: That was you?!

A: Well… Sort of. It’s what helped me take control of your girlfriend!

Dr Hare: She’s not my… *Sighs* How?

A: *shrugs* Beats me. The Dark Lady  said something like… *Thinks* Contact with a dimensional object makes a person susceptible to objects from that dimension?” *Shrugs* I didn’t care. Besides, it’s probably above your mental capacity. Anyways, she’s the one who helped me get the body, that’s all I care about. *Twirls* It’s such a lovely body too!

Dr Hare: But… But what about El?

A: Her? She’s fine. She’s fighting me. *Winks* Fierce spirit that one. But I’m in control. It’s not even like she likes this body anyways.

Dr Hare: What do you mean?

E: *inspecting fingernails* Please. You know what she’s like. Thinks she’s worthless, ugly, the like!

Dr Hare: But… She’s not.

A: Tell that to her. You want me to keep going? There’s so much material in her. She thinks she’s pointless, bothersome, a mistake, never good enough, annoying-

Dr Hare: Leave her alone!

A: Oh, so you’re defending her? From who, herself? *Laughs derisively* Good luck. When she gets going, you ain’t stopping her. She’s stubborn, that one.  Not as stubborn as me as it turns out…

Dr Hare: Can’t you just get your own body?

A: Don’t be daft! Eidolons have to find their own and get it! Besides, I like this one. I think it suits me!

Dr Hare: I… I think it suits El.

A: Of course you do. *Thinking* You know… Usually when an Eidolon takes over, it’s supposed to lay low the first while, only interfer a little, where you can. Get people to turn on each other, you know? Then in full. But that’s never really been my style.

Dr Hare: Then what is your style?

A: Eh, you’d disapprove. Because it’s blackmail. Which reminds me… I’ll strike up a deal with you.

Dr Hare: A deal?

A: Yeah. See, you have to let me keep this body.

Dr Hare: What?

A: Please, don’t you play innocent. I know you’re already planning on how to get rid of me, it’s just how you work.

Dr Hare: Well…

A: Thought so. Basically, you let me keep the body, I won’t hurt you.

Dr Hare: You won’t what?

A: Open your ears dummy. You let me stay, I don’t hurt you.

Dr Hare: Hurt me how…

A: *chuckles* Ah, you’ve noticed. Yes, maybe you are stronger and more physically fit than E will ever be, but you also don’t want to hurt her! If we were to fight, who knows who would actually win? I’d probably just end up killing someone.

Dr Hare: But-

A: Shh shh! I’m not done! *Pulls a pocket knife out of her pocket and started playing with it* Hmm… This is nice. Where did she get this? *Thinks* Oh, right, that summer camp she’s so fond of.

Dr Hare: Um, so…

A: My point is… *Smiles wide in her not-so-sane way* There’s more than one way to hurt a man.

Dr Hare: Like…?

A: Oh, I can’t tell you that. It might hurt your child-friendly rating!

Dr Hare: … What?

A: What I’m hinting very heavily at, and what you clearly don’t understand, is that there’s more than one way to hurt a man. For instance… Though your friend here? E?

Dr Hare: What?! No!

A: So we have a deal?

Dr Hare: I… I guess, but… Don’t hurt her.

A: Yay! I’m so glad we came to an agreement! Maybe I’ll let your girlfriend live.

Dr Hare: She’s not my girlfriend.

A: Oh, but she wishes she were! She’s had the sweetest daydreams about you!

Dr Hare: *flushes* She… She what?

A: *giggles* Oh, I like it here. I could be entertained for ages! I want to meet the others! Are they just as fun to play with?

Dr Hare: We’re not playthings.

A: *giggles psychotically* Oh course! Whatever you say, Harvey darling!

Dr Hare: *winces* Don’t call me that.

A: *pouts* Oh, but why not?! You let E call you Harvey all the time, I just added a word!

Dr Hare: You’re… You’re not El.

A: *grins creepily* Oh, but aren’t I?! *Walks off, humming “Point of No Return”*

Dr Hare: … Oh no. This is going to end badly…

 

(Editor’s note: An Eidolon is from a different dimension, which is based around mythology, PJO1, it’s a possessing spirit who can take control whenever it so desires. The person possessed knows what’s going on outside, but it’s powerless to do anything. The commands are coming from the body after all. A explains most of the rest, so… Yeah, enjoy.)

So yeah. Y’all probably hate me now, but… I deserve it. Honestly, I struggled a bit with A. She’s hard to make evil, but not too evil. (Bad things could have happened here…) Anyways, you can all add Qs below, as per usual. I know, this is a little short, but it’ll continue, trust me. After all, guess who’s running the next AtV? At any rate, I’m off to go work on stuff so I can go watch Doctor Who. *Sighs* I missed a bonfire party and a dance due to homework and being emotionally spent after… Well, that’s another story. So yeah! I hope you liked that! Or… Didn’t. Send in Qs! Have a good day! Yeah! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #53, a lot of awkward

Hello everyone! Geez, I haven’t done an actual “Hey guys LW here” since, like the beginning of April. Skillz. Anyways, this AtV is pretty long. Well, I spent a lot of time on it at least. If that’s not something, well, then we need to talk. Cause my phone might be shutting every night, but I AM DEVOTED!

I’m tired, don’t judge me. I am once again running on low sleep. And dental pain! Yay… Anyways, I hope you enjoy!

 

(I did reorder a few Qs because I can work with things.)

 

Arleen to E: Darnit, E. I’ve already logically proven Harvey likes you. Why is it so hard for you to believe after all that you’ve done for him?

E: I don’t know! I’ve tried, believe me, but nothing in me can seem to believe that he’d like me off all people! And I haven’t really done… anything! I’m just… I’m just here! I try and help Harvey as much as I can, but honestly, he helps me more than I’ll ever be able to repay him. I owe him so much… *shakes her head* I’m sorry, I’m sorry! No, I just… I just can’t bring myself to believe he thinks that. I know, I know. Everyone always tells me he does and that I’m just a regular sweetie, but… I’m sorry, I just can’t believe that! I’ve tried! I can’t tell you how many times I have tired to believe this, but… I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I’m just… I’m sorry. I won’t bug you guys with this, I’m sorry!  *Runs off*

(I would like to point out that love isn’t logical. But neither are these two. -_- -BB)

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Arleen to DH: Don’t worry, Hare. I’ll give you help with anything you need. I’m here for ya all the way. 🙂

Dr Hare: Thanks Arleen, I do appreciate it. I just… I don’t understand it. Everyone always says that E likes me, but I just… I just don’t know… Plus, you know that I’m like. I’ll just clam up again if I try to tell her. I’ve tried, but I just… well, I haven’t quite had the best of luck with love. I’m sorry, I just… Yeah. 

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Fizz to BW: Bard’s not the only one who agrees with you there. (Sorry, E. Arleen and I both agree it needed to be said.)

Black Widow: I’m pretty sure most people agree with me.

E: -_- I’m pretty sure people are just here to watch me suffer.

Black Widow: Or help you into a happy relationship.

E: Whatever. It’s not going to happen.

Black Widow: Why not?

E: Just… I don’t see any reason he’d like me.

Black Widow: *sarcastically* Yeah, it’s not like you’re massively supportive, sweet and nice to him all the time, heaven forbid.

E: Ha ha, you’ve made your point.

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Fizz to BB and DH: So, the same guy who shot the dart at E ALSO rigged up the firewall to explode Hare’s computer at whoever tried to access E’s site? …Boy do I have words for this jerk…

Dr Hare: *smiles* You and a lot of other people.

E: I’m fine guys, geez.

Binary Bard: Yes, we’re pretty sure it’s the same person. I’m also pretty sure it’s the same person who rigged up the Christmas Tree.

E: … yeah, I think I’m with Fizz here. This jerk sucks.

Dr Hare: *grins* I’m sure a lot of people agree with Fizz, us included.

E: Murder.

Binary Bard: Anyways, it’s a work in progress. We’re still not sure who it was/is.

Dr Hare: Whatever the case, we’re keeping a close eye on things. Whoever it is seems pretty intent on getting to El…

E: It’s just a coincidence, anyone could have triggered it.

Binary Bard: And you were the one who did almost every time. It’s not a coincidence, something’s up.

Dr Hare: Yeah. I’ve been driving El to school, but still…

E: *folds arms* I can take care of myself. Worry about everyone else, Ok? I’m fine.

Dr Hare: El… it’s not that I don’t think you can’t take care of yourself. I just… I just want to make sure, ok? I just want to be sure you’re safe.

E: I… I guess… I’m fine.

Dr Hare: … are you sure?

E: Fine.

Binary Bard: Clearly she’s not fine, and you two can go cuddle it out later. Can we continue on the subject at hand?

E: *turns tomato red and squeaks* Ok.

Dr Hare: *flushes pink* Anyways… yes, there’s a problem. We’re doing what we can.

Binary Bard: Keep an eye out, but we should be fine. We’ll take care of this.

E: *jazz hands* Yay.

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Riapsed to E: Congratulations on the fantastic job with the play! As a lead member of the drama club at my school, I’m really happy for you! 😀

E: Oh wow, lead? You’re doing pretty good for yourself Riapsed! GG! I didn’t have a main part, just a… Random Lunatic part. As in that was literally the character’s name. Random Lunatic. *giggles* I was type cast! *Laughs* I’m kidding, don’t worry. That was the joke that I made 800 times. It was too funny, thought I’d share. But yeah, thank you! I’m auditioning for the musical this fall soon, wish me luck! I’m kinda nervous TBH, but I’m actually taking voice lessons? It’s a little embarrassing, but I don’t exactly have the greatest voice, so… I’m taking lessons. Turns out I’m a soprano, I didn’t actually know until last Thursday. Ya learn somethin’ new everyday. Anyways, thank you so much! Here’s to hoping the next one’s great too!

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Fizz to E and BB: I entered a pun contest with ten puns, thinking I’d be ten times as likely to win, but mine didn’t come close. No pun in ten did… I’ll see myself out.

E: Ah! Ayyyyyy!

Binary Bard: That one hurt. Good job.

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Ultia to E: Judging by the fact a computer exploded in your face when you attempted to view your own website, reasoning suggests that as much as we’d all like it to be over, it is most likely not over.

E: I’m fine. It’s probably over, right? II mean… what’s the worst that could happen, right?

Dr Hare: … El, are you Ok?

E: I’m fine.

Dr Hare: Ok, because… it’s not over, Ultia’s got a point. I… I don’t think anyone really believes it’s over, not even you, no matter how much you try and convince yourself.

E: … I’m that transparent?

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: … Oh.

Dr Hare: Hey, hey, it’s going to be Ok. We’ll keep an eye out if you need us to. Whoever’s doing this, well, they’re about to find out what happens when you push a once-was-villain too far.

E: … I… I know… but… what if whoever it is goes after you guys?

Dr Hare: El, listen. If someone comes after me, that’s my problem and I’ll try and take care of it as peaceful as possible. But when someone goes after someone I care about? Forget about it. No one gets to hurt my friends. I don’t care who this person is, but they don’t get to do that. If I have to, I will remove them.

E: … you care about me that much?

Dr Hare: Absolutely! El, I’ve always got your back. I’m always ready to help you if you need it.

E: … You’re sweet. Thanks Harvey, I do feel a little better now. I just… you know…

Dr Hare: It’s Ok to be worried, just don’t let it control you, Ok?

E: I… I’ll try.

Dr Hare: *hugs her* It’s going to be alright, promise. Everything’s going to work out.

E: I hope so. I really, really hope so.

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Fizz to E: Sorry, am I not supposed to speak of those times?

E: You can, I’m just kinda embarrassed. I used to do little things to sound cool and… it was dumb. I’m not cool, I’m a weirdo, shamelessly, but I didn’t realize… that I… anyways, yeah, I’m ok with talking about it if you want. Minus the E-tries-to-be-a-cyborg thing, I’d just like to pretend that never happened.

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Arleen to Baymax: No one at AAaF’s sent you a Q yet, so… Hi! You seem cool!

Baymax: Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

E: I didn’t mean for this to happen, but… I guess Baymax is officially part of the AtV! Whoo hoo, cheer, cheer. Crum, I really need to simplify and update the asking description. And, you know, actually add it. Minor things.

Baymax: You seen stressed. Maybe you should sit down.

E: I’m fine.

Baymax: Subject is not fine. Diagnosis: stress and anxiety.

E: … yeah, sounds right…

Baymax: Solution: Physical contact.

E: I’m fine Baymax, don’t worry about it.

Baymax: *gives her a Baymax hug and pats her head* There there.

E: *smiles* Thanks Baymax, I appreciate it.

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Despair to E: Oh… I’ll do my best, but… After what happened in the crossover, I just… I don’t know if I can….

E: Yeah, what’s going on? I’m worried about you! Are you Ok?! Can I help? Who do you need blowtorched?! I’ll do it! Just let me know, I’ll here to help, like I said. If I have to, I’ll have Harvey take me over there. Let me know!

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New Character to BB: Well, I’m a robot and I’m in a relationship with someone. Granted, I have highly advanced AI, but still.

Binary Bard: I figured as much. I don’t think Baymax could have a crush tho. Maybe he could, if I worked on his AI… Actually, he’s an Android, so I could see it happening, even if I didn’t do anything.

E: …

Binary Bard: Um… E, why are you standing in the middle of the living room?

E: … Yes, robots can have crushes. Especially androids with highly advanced AI.

Binary Bard: Ok… how do you know that?

E: … Experience.

Binary Bard: What?

E: I’m out! Not explaining! *Runs off*

Binary Bard: … what just…

(Personally, I’m just shocked I got a new character Q from someone who wasn’t in the AtG peeps. It’s a miracle. 😆 jk, sorry Vampi -E)

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Fizz to all: E asked my group this a few weeks ago. It was fun, so now I’m asking it. What Hogwarts houses would you guys be in?

E: Oh it’s a great Q. We actually never got asked this, but it was briefly covered ages ago. And now we have more characters! Let’s do this thing! I’m be back, I’mma go grab the thing! *Runs off*

Binary Bard: I’m a Ravenclaw.

Black Widow: I’m a Slytherin, whatever that means.

Dr Hare: Well, E and I are both Hufflepuff.

Director D: Slytherin.

Pop: What about me?

Dr Hare: Hmm…

E: Back! *Holds up the Hogwarts Sorting hat* I found it from last time! Somebody stuck it in a closet.

Binary Bard: It wouldn’t stop singing, Ok?

Heather: You have the actual Hogwarts Sorting Hat?!

E: Yup! Honesty, I have no idea how it got here, but… it’s pretty cool.

Heather: Oh my gosh…

E: Pop, Heather and Baymax have it to try this on, so here we go!

Baymax: I do not understand this exercise.

E: That’s why you’re the healer. Here, Pop, you go first!

Pop: Yeah! *Puts the hat on his head*

Sorting hat: Hufflepuff!

Black Widow: No surprises there.

E: Heather! *Throws the hat at her*

Heather: *catches it* I get to hold it?!

E: You get to wear it.

Heather: This is a dream come true! *Quickly puts it on her own head*

Sorting Hat: Ravenclaw!

Heather: I knew it!

E: *laughs* Throw it on Baymax then.

Heather: *puts it carefully on Baymax’s head*

Sorting Hat: *silent*

E: That’s odd. It worked a minute ago.

Sorting Hat: “It” can also hear you.

E: ._. It’s also snarky.

Binary Bard: This is getting out of hand. *Picks up the hat and puts it in the closet* Problem solved.

E: But why didn’t it work?

Binary Bard: Magic and technology don’t always mix. At least, from that universe it doesn’t.

E: Um… Ok, I’m not going to try and figure that out. Sure. It works.

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Arleen to DD: I don’t think anyone’s sent you a Q in a while, so… Hi! How are you?

Director D: I’m doing just fine. I have been sent Qs, if you’re wondering. I don’t mind either way.

E: … hi Arleen!

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Fizz and Arleen to E: What’s your favorite character in mlp?

E: Pinkie Pie! She’s my favorite. It’s either her or Derpy. I like the show, but I’m very behind. I saw a couple of season 4… but still. Behind as heck. I’ll catch up when I can. Right now I’m watching Doctor Who, because it’s an odd sort of stress reliever. I dunno why. I just like getting lost in it. *Pauses* Wow. Queen of getting sidetracked today. Sorry guys.

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Dolphin Violinist to all: If you could possess one of the Infinity Stones, what would it be and how would you use it?

Thanos has taken over the world: what do you do?

E: Nope! I ain’t doing nothing touching Infinity Wars! I have yet to see it, I’m not getting anywhere near involved until I see it! We’ll answer this Q later promise!

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Loki stops by during the atv: what do you do?

E: Scream.

Black Widow: Good scream or bad scream?

E: … yes.

Dr Hare: That’s when it’s time to leave… the entire universe.

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Zane 🙄😏 and Lloyd stop by during the atv too: what do you do?

E: No. No no no no no. Not yet. I am not handling this, I’ve got enough to do this week.

Dr Hare: I don’t understand why you’re so against it. I thought you loved Ninjago.

E: I… I do. I just… well, it’s a long, completed, partially incriminating story. Tell y’all later.

Dr Hare: Ok…?

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El and Hare: sing a 1D song (besides What Makes you Beautiful)

E: I sing what I want! *coughs* You’re insecure-

Dr Hare: *covers her mouth* No.

E: Mmph!

Dr Hare: We could do Perfect, I don’t think anyone has requested that one.

E: *moves his hand* Meg? Is that you?

Dr Hare: Anyways… Yeah, we can sing. El, you do need to practice anyways.

E: Fine… *smiles* I do love this song. Let’s do it!

Dr Hare: I might never be your knight in shining armor

I might never be the one you take home to mother

E: And I might never be the one you bring your flowers

But I can be the one, be the one tonight

Dr Hare: When I first saw you

From across the room
I could tell that you were curious, oh, yeah

E: Boy I hope you’re sure

What you’re looking for
‘Cause I’m not good at making promises

Both: But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms

And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn’t do
Baby, I’m perfect
Baby, I’m perfect for you
And if you like midnight driving with the windows down
And if you like going places we can’t even pronounce
If you like to do whatever you’ve been dreaming about
Baby, you’re perfect
Baby, you’re perfect
So let’s start right now

Black Widow: Hint hint.

Dr Hare: What?

E: Leave me and my music alone Wid.

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All: a random duck appears: what do you do?

Binary Bard: Um… *walks over* Should we move it?

E: *shrieks* Don’t pick it up!

Heather: Why not?

E: First and most important rule in Dungeons and Dragons. Never pick up a duck in a dungeon!

Black Widow: You have got to be kidding me.

E: I’m dead serious. We all almost got killed for it a coupla weeks ago.

Binary Bard: Ducks aren’t dangerous. They’re just…  ducks.

E: That’s what they want you to think!

Dr Hare: Is it bad that I find this normal?

Everyone: No.

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If you could build one London landmark out of legos, what would it be?

Binary Bard: Which one’s London?

E: Honestly, I’m gonna go with Big Ben. We’ll just say that’s it, I guess.

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estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to E: 3 HOURS OF SLEEP!!! now I can see why people keep telling you to stop overworking yourself.

E: I’m fine, don’t worry about it!! I don’t really need sleep that much anyways, right? 

Dr Hare: -_- You’re going to hurt yourself.

E: I am fine.

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To Baymax: do you like tabasco sauce?

Baymax: I do not need food to sustain me. So no.

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To all: if some maniac kidnapped you and told you that s/he’ll stick you on a desert island and will let you bring three people and 4 items, who and what would you bring?

Black Widow: A functional speedboat, food, water, a gun, someone to pilot the boat and the maniac who put me there.

E: O_O Wid!

Binary Bard: I don’t get it.

E: Murder is wrong Wid.

Black Widow: No one would know. It’d be perfect, just shove them off the boat.

E: That’s… not actually a bad idea.

Dr Hare: El!

Heather: Anyways… moving on, I’d want a working phone, a copy of the complete Heroes of Olympus series, a working helicopter and food.

E: No people?

Heather: Maybe one other person, just to keep my sanity, but I don’t mind that much.

E: I can’t argue with that.

Binary Bard: For things… a working helicopter that’s in good shape, food, water, and a project to work on, like a machine. For people, probably Hare, Merlin and… *stops*

E: His giiiiiiiirlfriend…

Binary Bard: She’s not my girlfriend. I’m not saying her name either.

E: Probably wise. For me… People wise, I’d want Harvey, obviously.

Dr Hare: You would? Why?

E: Because you have better ideas than I do. I’d also want sufficient food and water, probably a working boat. Cause I don’t like heights. Oh, and my phone, preferably still functioning. Harvey?

Dr Hare: Um… I guess I’d want… shelter, plantable crops, preferably carrots, a water filter/water source, and I think WiFi. A little selfish, but whatever. People wise… I’d want Elyana, Pop and Mordred.

E: … you’d make your life there?

Dr Hare: Well, hypothetically, yes.

E: … then why would you want me there? Pop,I can get behind that, cause he’s just a sweetie, Binary could help with tech, but me? I don’t really contribute much.

Dr Hare: Sure you do! You’d be moral support times eight!

E: I’m thinking I’d probably just be dead weight.

Dr Hare: No, you wouldn’t be.

Binary Bard: I like how we’re going very in depth with this, despite the fact that it’s never going to happen.

Dr Hare: But what if it does?

E: The person probably won’t be so kind as to give us items. Honesty, it’d make more sense for them to kill us and leave our corpses on the island.

Heather: *covers Pop’s ears* Children readers E!

E: Oops, sorry! Forgot! 

Dr Hare: What about Pop?

Pop: What?

Heather: *takes her hands off Pop’s ears* Sorry, that’s me. No more being morbid.

E: Sorry! 

Dr Hare: What would you want?

Pop: I wouldn’t.

E: Wouldn’t what?

Pop: I wouldn’t go. I’d rather fight.

Dr Hare: Can’t argue with that.

E: Violence isn’t always the answer tho.

Heather: Hypocrite.

E: -_- Ha ha. I’m saying sometimes you need to out think your enemy.

Binary Bard: I think we’re overthinking this.

Black Widow: Agreed.

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to Black widow: why do you like spiders so much? they’re terrifying. one time I almost burnt down the house trying to kill one.

Black Widow: I don’t honestly care.

E: I’m alright with spiders. Outside. A spider gives up it’s right to live once it enters my home.

Black Widow: They kill bugs.

E: My sister was arachnophobic. I kill anything that scuttles into the house.

Black Widow: Ah.

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To D: because I like annoying people, *takes a deep breath* BALD BALD BALD MY EYES! *cackles and runs away*

Director D: … Why?

E: … Esther, no.

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To Binary: how the heck did you make yourself a cyborg when half your face is missing? and stay alive? its scientifically impossible. then again, you are from another dimension.

Binary Bard: … I just… I just did. I can’t tell you the exact science of it. I was just desperate. I… I don’t like to talk about it, sorry.

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To Hare: is your bunny suit real or fake? or is it just the ears that are real or what? I’m like, SUPER confused.

E: Sorry! That’s probably my bad. I tend to inspire confusion.

Dr Hare: The suit itself isn’t really from a rabbit, or even from me. The ears, however, are real and a part of my body. So is the tail.

E: I always forget about the tail.

Dr Hare: So yeah, sorry for the confusion.

E: I’m really extra sorry because I’m pretty sure it’s my fault.

Dr Hare: I doubt it.

E: I don’t.

Dr Hare: It’s not. Moving on, yes, I am part rabbit. And it shows. *Sighs* Lucky me.

E: I like your ears and tail.

Dr Hare: Thanks… I just… never mind. *walks off*

E: … oh dear. I’m… going to go talk with him in about 5 minutes. Give or take.

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I sat down on the couch, defeated. Every time. I’d try and de-stress by making something, fixing things, but I always ended up breaking things, making things worse. I was jinxed.Someone was coming. I pulled the hat over my ears quickly.

E: *walks in, humming* Hi Harvey.

Dr Hare: *quietly* Hey.

E: *stops* What’s wrong?

Dr Hare: Nothing.

E: … *comes over and sits next to him* What happened?

Dr Hare: Just… it’s nothing, really.

E: … I won’t press, but… *puts her hand on his* I’m here. I’m here if you need to talk to me. You’ve seen how I get, I’ve been there, I’m here for you.

Dr Hare: …

E: Just sayin’. *Stands up* Let me know. *Starts walking away”

Dr Hare: … hang on, El?

E: Yeah?

Dr Hare: … I… need to talk.

E: *smiles* Alright. *Sits back down*

Dr Hare: I just… *sighs* I keep failing. I just… I’m trying to do something good, I really am, but… I’m not succeeding. I blew up half the lab just now because I was trying to fix things.

E: Was anyone hurt?

Dr Hare: No, no one else was there.

E: I was including you.

Dr Hare: Yeah, I’m fine. The lab… not so much.

E: I’m sorry.

Dr Hare: It’s fine… I just… I’m still failing. Ever since the rabbit…

E: Oh Harvey, don’t do that. Don’t dwell on the past, trust me, it helps nothing.

Dr Hare: *sighs* It’s hard not to. Especially considering…

E: Harvey, no. You’re amazing, Ok? You’ve done awesome things, trust me.

Dr Hare: But… I just…

E: Everyone fails once in a while Harvey. It’s part of life.

Dr Hare: Yeah, but this much? *Sighs* I’m just a failure E.

E: No. Harvey, you are anything but a failure. You’re a great person. You didn’t fail, you hit a setback. And you’re still amazing, no matter how many setbacks you hit. You’re done great things for me, Pop, the others, the whole of everyone. You’re just an amazing person.

Dr Hare: I… I just…

E: *puts her hands on his shoulders* Trust me on this. I’ve been there. You’re not as bad as you think you are right now. You’re not a bad person.

Dr Hare: But…

E: You’re not! You’ve made mistakes, but we’ve all made mistakes! And you’ve realized you’ve made mistakes and are trying to get past them, you’ve fixed them to the best of your abilities. And you’ve changed from who you used to be, in a good way. You’re a wonderful person.

Dr Hare: …

E: … You Ok?

Dr Hare: … *looks away* I… I don’t deserve you.

E: First off, deserve isn’t a real thing, I know how you feel about it, please don’t use it. *Puts her hand on his back* You must be a wreck if you’re using it… secondly, don’t be ridiculous. I’m nothing special, I’m just here to help.

Dr Hare: But… I don’t know. You’re just always there for me and I just…

E: You’re always there for me. *Smiles* I guess we’re even then?

Dr Hare: *smiles weakly* I… I guess…

E: Good. Just… it’s Ok. Here, may I?

Dr Hare: What…?

E: *pulls off his hat* Just… I hate it when you have to cover up. I don’t really like that you have to hide part of who you are.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok… it’s better that way.

E: No, don’t say that. You’re perfect Harvey.

Dr Hare: El… have you looked at me? I’m a freak. I’m not even remotely human. How can you say all that?

E: Because I know you. And you’re not a freak Harvey. You’re different and so am I. I’m not hiding away and I wish you didn’t have to.

Dr Hare: But… *sighs* I’m tired of being laughed at, you know?

E: Yes. I really do.

*Pause*

Dr Hare: El?

E: Yeah?

Dr Hare: How… how are you this calm and sweet and helpful about all this?

E: Experience and 17 years of anxiety, depression and self-doubt. But this isn’t about me Harvey, I’m more concerned about you.

Dr Hare: You don’t need to…

E: But I want to. *Takes a deep breath* I care about you Harvey. A lot. I want to help you.

Dr Hare: … I don’t understand.

E: *takes his hands* Please try. I’m trash at explaining.

Dr Hare: No, you’re not. You explain things well all the time.

E: Well, thanks. The truth is… I feel… *pauses* Did it suddenly get cold in here?

Dr Hare: No…? Why?

E: I… I just got a weird cold feeling. *Clearly unnerved, pulls her hands back* I’ll… I’ll tell you later. Somethin’s wrong.

Dr Hare: What? What is it?

E: I… I’m not sure, I just… *stiffens* Oh gosh no.

Dr Hare: What? What happened El?!

E: … I just…

She collapsed. I caught her before she could fall off the couch. Her breathing became shallow and her heartbeat doubled in speed. She didn’t respond when I called her name. I was freaking out. Not again. I’d thought there weren’t going to any side effects from the dart. It had been nearly a month. Oh gosh, El. What did I do? CPR? Resuscitation breaths? Call 911?!

She gasped and sat up quickly.

Dr Hare: E! Oh thank goodness, I thought-

She turned and I stopped abruptly. Her eyes were glowing a solid gold. She blinked, studying me, then smiled a little too wide to be safe or sane. This wasn’t El. I had no idea what was in her, but it wasn’t her.

A: Hello! I’m A! *Smile widens* Oh I like this voice. I think I’m going to stay here for quite a while.

 

Phew! That was intense! Y’all know the drill, feel free to put your Qs in below! There will be another opportunity to send in more later this week, but that doesn’t mean you can’t send as many as you want! Enjoy!

You can send Qs in to Binary Bard, Black Widow, Director D, Pop, Heather, E and anD A, oF CoUrsE

Ask the Villains #52, DRAMATIC-NESS

It’s actually not that dramatic all things considered and we will undoubtedly have more dramtically inclined episodes. And I’m sorry this is late, again, things have been happening left and right… I was going to publish last night, but I didn’t finish the end segment. So I didn’t. But I am quick-publishing because I need sleep (yes at 7,tell you later) but still need to publish. Enjoy!

 

(Qs from Girl’s Talk)

Arleen to E: I was happy to help, E! Just remember, I’ll always be here if you need me. We’ll work through all this together, I promise.

E: Thank you so much. Honestly, you’re the best. I just… some day. Someday I’ll manage, right? *sighs* No. I’m not, who am I kidding. I’ll never get the guts and… why would he want to go out with a gal like me?! I’m nothing special. Sorry guys. It’ll never happen.

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Fizzson to E: If you still need to, feel free to come over to AAaF and use our computer to view your site.

E: Thanks, but I think I’m good for now. I don’t need to check the site that much. I just… wanted to see exactly what was said. It really wasn’t that important. Don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine.

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Arleen to DH: So how are you feeling after my visit?

Dr Hare: Very, very confused. I’m not sure what to do here to be honest… What do I do here?! What do I say, what do I think, what do I… do. Help. I just… I’m so lost…

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Arleen to BW and BB: Have you seen how close I’ve gotten to getting those two to confess?! Man this is frustrating…

Black Widow: Yep. One day they’ll see how happy they could be together and they’ll thank me.

E: Yeah, right, you’re funny. I’m right here ya know.

Binary Bard: Hi E. *Turns to Black Widow* I think you’re right.

E: Hey!

Black Widow: I know I’m right.

E: -_- You people suck.

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estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to BB and Hare: have you checked the source of the firewall so you know who put the virus on there? it can’t be a coincidence that only E’s blog triggered that virus. oh, and you should get a new computer with a new firewall.

Binary Bard: Oh, it’s definitely not a coincidence.

Dr Hare: We don’t know what we can do about it.

Binary Bard: And you need a new computer, they’ve got a point.

Dr Hare: I don’t care, it’s not that important. It’s just a computer. I’m just glad E was Ok.

Binary Bard: … This is where we vary.

Dr Hare: Uh huh. How long until we can do something about it?

Binary Bard: I’m working on it, but I don’t know. Work in progress.

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to E: are you alright? everything should be hard for you. are you recovering alright from the dart?

E: I’m fine… everything’s about the same from how it was before, nothing’s any harder. Nothing really changed. *pauses* Well, there is one thing. My hands won’t stop shaking whenever anything happens. It wasn’t like that before… I’m usually rather collected when things happen… But… I don’t know. I’m fine tho, don’t worry about me. It’s nothing major.

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to Harveyana (sorry, I’m just always this lazy): *slow claps* Good job on your…development. my hard work on asking Qs have paid off *takes a deep bow* you can thank me later.

E: Laziness I can’t argue with. Except when it’s THIS! I have a name! It’s E! That simple!

Dr Hare: E, please calm down.

E: I am so calm right now Harvey, you have no idea.

Dr Hare: Neither do you apparently.

E: Oy, watch it buddy. *sighs* Sorry, I’m tired.

Dr Hare: It’s fine.

*pause*

E: … There was no development!

Dr Hare: *jumps*

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The Dolphin Violinist to El and Hare, I dare you to do THE JACK AND ROSE (ON THE DOOR) SCENE 😅 from Titanic

E: So… I googled it… I haven’t seen Titanic, I’ve never been one for Chick Flicks, so… it’s the scene where Jack is in the water and Rose is on the door, right?

Dr Hare: And she could have fit him on right next to her?

E: The problem was buoyancy, not space.

Dr Hare: She had a life jacket! She could have increased the buoyancy!

E: We shouldn’t have watched the clip, have we?

Dr Hare: Hmph.

E: Anyways… so yeah. So… if I pull up the dialogue for it, would you be Ok with acting it out? It’s a dare, we can’t really say no. It’d just be acting, just for kicks and giggles.

Dr Hare: Um… sure. I haven’t really done a lot of acting though.

E: You’ll be fine. Come on, what’s the worst that could happen?

Dr Hare: … many things.

*Later…*

Dr Hare: You sure about this?

E: No, but I’m not wasting the 5 minutes I spent memorizing. It’s just acting, don’t worry about it.

Dr Hare: Alright… *sighs* Go for it.

E: … *takes a deep breath and instantly is in character* I love you Jack.

Dr Hare: Um… No, don’t say your goodbyes Rose, not yet. Don’t you give up. Not yet.

E: I’m so cold…

Dr Hare: I… *stops* I can’t do this.

E: What?

Dr Hare: I can’t. I’m sorry, I just… I can’t. *runs off*

E: … Um… What just…

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(Some of these were done before Girls Talk. So… I’m sorry.)

estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to E and Binary: PUNS ALL THE WAY!!!!

E: You know it!

Binary Bard: They call me the PUNisher.

E: *laughs* Good heavens… You know that’s a Marvel comic, right?

Binary Bard: I do now…

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To Harvelyana (once again, I’m just being lazy): SERIOUSLY, HOW DENSE CAN YOU BE? assuming this ATV is posted on time, it’s been exactly 348 days since your feelings were revealed and we started shipping you two, 210 days since the disc (thx for the spelling help btw) was recorded, and 75 days since the disc was played. seriously, I’m just gonna wait this out now.

E: *pales* Oh good glory, we’ve got statistics.

Dr Hare: *turns pink* Oh wow.  

E: Whaddya mean assuming it’s posted on time?!

Dr Hare: El, it’s ok, you’re a busy girl, it’s fine.

E: I’m not that bad…

Dr Hare: Anyways…

E: *flushes* I’m not dense! There’s nothing between us, Ok?! Just friends! *Gets quiet* Yeah. Just friends.

Dr Hare: *sighs* Yeah… I suppose.

*Awkward pause*

Black Widow: You’re both delusional!

E: You’re delusional!

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to E: of COURSE Harvey likes you! it’s OBVIOUS!! at this point, I’m just ready to push you and hare together and then run for dear life.

E: I highly doubt he- *pauses* I… I just… Ok, look, it’s no secret that I’ve got a thing for Harvey, he’s adorable, how can I not, but for the umpteenth time, why would he like me? I’m nothing special! Sorry guys, I just… I dunno…

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Despair to E: …You talked about it to Hare… Right before you got hit with that needle…

E: I was? I don’t… I want to remember, but, I can’t… seem to… *blinks back tears* Oh gosh… *takes a deep breath and smiles* That makes sense! Oh well!

Dr Hare: El, are you Ok?

E: *a little higher than usual* I’m fine! Don’t worry about it! I’m going to head out then! *Walks off*

Dr Hare: El…

Binary Bard: What…?

Dr Hare: She… I’ll go talk to her, she’s just… worried. Very, very worried. 

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Fizzson to E: Well, just to be safe, I’m telling Ultia to keep a close eye on things in your universe until we’ve got this all sorted out.

E: I’m fine… guys… it’s fine… nothing is gonna happen… it’s all over now. Don’t worry about it. It’s all fine.

Dr Hare: El… Are you sure you’re OK?

E: I’m fine! Don’t worry about me.

Dr Hare: … alright… if you say so…

E: Yeah…

Dr Hare: Just… let me know if you need anything, OK?

E: I… I will. Thanks.

Dr Hare: No problem. I’m here for you, OK? Keep me posted. *walks off*

E: … Ok. I’ll try…

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Arleen to LW: O_O Umm, are you okay?

E: *calling and pacing nervously* Oh come on… pick up the phone, please pick up the phone… come on Lucky… please be Ok…

Lucky Wing: Hello?

E: Oh my gosh Lucky you’re Ok! I was worried sick!

Lucky Wing: No, no, I’m fine. Sorry for worrying you, we just… ran into a spot of bother with the king of the gods.

E: … he got out?

Lucky Wing: Yes. We captured him again, however.

E: That man doesn’t learn. Sorry, that god doesn’t learn. I’ll send in the Q for him later, now doesn’t seem… prudent.

Lucky Wing: Indeed.

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Fizzson to E: Yes. Mountain Dew is bad. You SAW what it did to Seth. ‘o_o

E: *shudders* Case in point. I just can’t have caffeine cause it gives me a migraine. Pop can’t have it cause he bounces off the walls. Wid lives off coffee, D likes his tea, Binary doesn’t really care and Harvey… is actually perfectly fine with it. Which is shocking if you consider his sugar track record.

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Arleen to BB: You nearly forgot you could speak Binary? That’s surprising seeing as your name’s Binary Bard.

Binary Bard: I meant that I forgot that people occasionally asked these Qs, not that I could speak binary. *Chuckles* Don’t worry, that’s something I won’t forget.

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Fizzson to E and BB: I remember when E spoke binary… But only because I went into the blog’s older posts in search of references to draw you guys from.

E: She shh shh, that never happened.

Binary Bard: It happened.

E: Shut up B.

Binary Bard: Why have to started calling me B again?

E: Cause I can.

Binary Bard: How did you speak binary anyways?

E: I… I was trying to sound cool. It didn’t really work and I just ended up sounding weird. Figures.

Binary Bard: Still pretty impressive.

E: Not really… can we move on? I’m really sorry, I just hate it when this happens…

Binary Bard: Sure.

E: Thank you bro.

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Despair to E: Thanks for the advice… I really appreciate it, and I’ll do my best to follow it….

E: No problem! Let me know if you need anything, seriously. Here to assist! I know I’m not the best for romantic advice, but… I’m more than willing to try and help! I’m here for you Despair! You got this!

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Vampi to E: The only time I haven’t translated computer languages was back during that post Monika made with the Base64. And unless you have a computer website handy, it’s super hard to translate Base64.

E: I’ll take your word for it. I’m lazy and I never actually tried to translate that. Sorry man.

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Cattomi to Baymax: First, I would like to know if you have found a cure for cancer.

Baymax: Unfortunately, I do not have a current for everything. I am only one robot and merely treat illness, I do not find cures. Maybe one day.

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Cattomi to Baymax: Second, what programming language are you coded in?

Baymax: I am afraid I do not know.

E: Geez Cattomi, you’re asking Baymax all the Qs.

Binary Bard: Can robots have crushs?

E: Hmm…

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TAS to everyone: друг

E: What?

Binary Bard: Means friend in Russian.

E: Oh. Ok. Yes, we’re friends.

Dr Hare: How long has TAS known Russian?

E: Dunno. I bet it’s a meme.

Binary Bard: Probably.

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TAS again to everyone: Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Pon

E: … what the boy scouts of America is this.

Binary Bard: It’s Japanese, I think. It’s bugging out my translators, so I can’t seem to… interesting.

E: … it’s probably a meme, isn’t it.

Binary Bard: Probably.

E: …

Binary Bard: …

E: NOPE! *runs off*

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Dolphin Violinist to everyone: pick the weapon of your choice (lightsaber, blaster, sword, element…etc.)

Black Widow: Something stealthy.

Binary Bard: Something technical.

E: I think I’d want either a blaster, sword or something I could throw. I’m no good with darts, but I throw a mean fastball. It’s fairly accurate. 

Black Widow: How accurate?

E: Accurate enough to get a wad of paper in the trash can almost every time. It’s not much, but it’s something. 

Dr Hare: For me… I don’t really like fighting that much… But if I had to, I’d probably pick a blaster.

E: Yay violence.

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How many fandoms are you in?

Binary Bard: Does she mean actually a part of as in being part of a group or just being a fan or the show/book?

Dr Hare: I don’t have any if it’s the first one, but if it’s the second, I like Doctor Who and a few others.

Binary Bard: Overwatch, Doctor Who and Artemis Fowl.

Black Widow: No.

Pop: I like Ninjago, Minecraft and Miraculous Ladybug!

E: All of them! *giggles* Ok, in all honesty, Poptropica, duh, Artemis Fowl, I’ve dabbled with MLP and I’m sort of trying to leave Ninjago, but at the same time, but I love it at the same time. Long story there. Heather?

Heather: Would you like a list?

E: Sure.

Heather: … I’ll be back in a few… weeks. *walks off*

E: … Snarky that one.

Dr Hare: When she wants to be.

E: Gee, wonder who else acts like that.

Black Widow: Literally everyone here.

E: Exactly.

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How does one go fast?

E: By moving in a quick or timely manner.

Binary Bard: Why do you always complain about me using the internet then?!

E: What? I just said it so it sounded cool.

Binary Bard: Of course.

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Do you like evil ham?

E: Trying to avoid rn evil, so NOPE!

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Fav Star Wars movie

E: YES! *coughs* Sorry, I’m very partial to the original one, A New Hope.

Dr Hare: Well chosen.

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Fav Character from Star Wars (Luukkkeeee 😍)

Black Widow: Carrie Fisher.

E: Rest in peace space queen.

Binary Bard: Ok, actually answering, I liked R2D2.

Black Widow: Leia.

Pop: Luke Skywalker!

Dr Hare: Chewbacca.

E: Han Solo.

Black Widow: Isn’t there a movie coming out for him?

E: I don’t have a comment right now, since it’s not out and it’s not actually Harrison Ford. Did you know he actually lives kinda close to here? He goes to our Walmart sometimes.

Binary Bard: … oh my heck, that’s who it was.

Dr Hare: You saw him?!

Binary Bard: I didn’t know it was him! I just thought, “oh, that looks kinda like Harrison Ford” and moved on!

E: It’s probably better that way. He doesn’t like publicity from what I hear. Makes sense, might as well give a man his privacy.

Dr Hare: I can see that as a good thing.

E: Are you and B still getting fanmail?

Dr Hare and Binary Bard: Yes.

E: Ah.

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Fav character from Ninjago

Pop: Lloyd!

Binary Bard: Zane.

Black Widow: Nya.

Dr Hare: Jay.

E: *mutters* Zane.

Black Widow: Him? You?

E: *flushes* Yeah, so?!

Binary Bard: Why so defensive?

E: *sighs* Sorry…  I just… Childhood crush, I guess. I don’t like to talk about it, mostly because I thought we’d never meet and this would never be able issue, but I’ve already met Ele, I’m still hopping dimension and this is clearly as issue.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: I’m over it now, but still, it’s kind of awkward…

Black Widow: Well, you’re over it. We all know who you like now, just don’t worry about it.

E: -_- That like, half helped.

Black Widow: I live to serve.

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Hey, where’s Perry?

E: *deep voice* Agent P, Doof has been up to some bad stuff. We want you to do what you do every day. Stop him.

Dr Hare: *makes the Perry sound*

E: Yeah! *They high-five*

Pop: I have weird parents.

Black Widow: Tell me about it.

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High School Musical anyone? 😄

E: I saw that last year, actually. Hadn’t seen it before that.

Binary Bard: Seen what?

E: … Movie night. Right now, let’s go.

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sos please help….
I’m starting to fall victim to the mlp fandom, how do I stop the spiral, send help. 😟🙃

E: RUN FOR THE HILLS! There’s no rescuing me, only save yourself!

(In all honesty, there’s nothing wrong with liking the show. I wouldn’t recommend looking on the internet. There is some sketchy stuff on there.)

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E: *runs in and starts going through the closet*

Dr Hare: *walks in* Um… Hi?

E: *glances over* Hi!

Dr Hare: What are you doing?

E: Looking for my cape. Also, my sandals if you’ve seen them, I’m still not sure where they went.

Dr Hare: Haven’t seen either, sorry. What do you need your cloak for?

E: Harry’s Hotter.

Dr Hare: … What.

E: … Harry’s Hotter at Twilight, I really never told you about that?

Dr Hare: No, I think I’d remember if you did.

E: … crum. It’s a Harry Potter plus Twilight plus all the pop-culture ever play. We’re performing tonight, it’s the drama final.

Dr Hare: Again? *stops* Sorry, that sounded kind of…

E: *smiles at him* Don’t worry about it. Yes, it’s another one, really soon after the main-stage. I’m taking Drama 3 times a year, each class has a final, that being what I’ve got tonight! *leans against the door* If… I don’t screw it up.

Dr Hare: Screw it up? You?

E: Yeah. I’m struggling with the character, I’m not showing enough variety. It’s small, I know, but… I dunno. I messed up the last couple practices, that’s for sure…

Dr Hare: You’ll do great.

E: *mutters* I’m not so sure right now…

Dr Hare: El, you’re a great actress.

E: Yeah, I guess.

Dr Hare: El, I know. I’ve seen you act before. You’re going to go out there and do amazing.

E: Thanks. I… I just dunno… It’s the big night and I don’t want to ruin it for anyone else…

Dr Hare: You won’t.

E: I hope so. Ah ha! *pulls out the cloak* Here it is! I gotta run now, I’m on a time crunch of I-don’t-want-Nor-to-kill-me! *opens the front door*

Dr Hare: Can I come?

E: Yeah! It’s a dollar, same as usual. You know the drill. Wish me luck!

Dr Hare: Yeah, you got this El, I know you do.

E: I just hope…

Dr Hare: You’ll do great.

E: Thanks. Feel free to bring Pop, I think he’d like it. He liked SaS at any rate.

Dr Hare: I think it’ll run too late.

E: Probably. Well, see ya lat-

Dr Hare: Wait! One thing.

E: Yeah?

Dr Hare: … Never mind, I’ll tell you later.

E: No, you can tell me now, I’ve got a second.

Dr Hare: Well, it’s just… When we did the Titanic thing earlier…

E: Yeah?

De Hare: I… Honestly El, it felt very real. You’re an amazing actress, seriously.

E: Oh. Ok. *Smiles* Thank you. I’m sorry if I scared you off then.

Dr Hare: That’s… Well, it’s not why I ran. You didn’t scare me.

E: Then what…

Dr Hare: I… I panicked. I’ll tell you more about it later. It’s just… Yeah. I’m sorry. Good luck, break a leg.

E: I might if certain people aren’t memorize. See you Harvey!

 

This would have made more sense if I’d posted it yesterday, but the performance went magnificently! Everything was perfect, I made people laugh, no one gave me the wrong cue and I had the right costume! I didn’t have any makeup, but I don’t think it actually mattered. It was a good day! Now, I’m going to leave y’all, I got 3 hours of sleep last night max, and I’m tired. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Girl talk

Never did I think in the 17 years I’ve been trapped on this Earth did I think I would name a story that.

I kind of hate myself right now.

Still, It’s a great story. Special thanks to Fizz for the crossover!

Now, I know. Monday, AtV is supposed to come out, but this needed to be published! Is it being published because I didn’t finish the AtV? No. I mean, I didn’t exactly finish the AtV, but… clearly, I’m rather behind on many things. I’m thinking the AtV might be moved to Wednesdays until the end of May, when I finally get my life together. (And also get out of school.) All that stuff aside, I hope you enjoy!

 

(The AAaF referenced is HERE. You should read all of the parts tbh, but that’s the one being referred to.)

 

I scrolled through my WordPress feed. There was a new AAaF, that was good. I read through it, making note of what I could. One response in particular was bothering me. Arleen had come over for the crossover a couple times before and had tried to help with… Well, I didn’t actually know what, but she had tried to help Harvey with something.

 

“Lucky Wing to Arleen: What- Why does everyone think I’m asking Hare out?! I’m not! I highly doubt he likes me like that!

Arleen: Well, it would be a big thing that everyone would be excited about, so you can’t blame me. As for him liking you… Back in our crossover, did you notice how, right before I snapped, when I said Hare was trying to say he likes you, he didn’t do anything to say I was wrong? Honestly, girl, you need to pay more attention.

Fizz: Agreed.”

 

E: I don’t… I don’t understand… *Runs her hands through her hair* I don’t. I don’t get it. I don’t… I just don’t… Ugh! *sits in the couch on a huff* I don’t get it! Why am I so hung up over this?! This is stupid! I’m not even familiar with romance! I’m 17! Ugh! *Throws a pillow across the room and buries her face in her hands* I’m an idiot. I’m being completely dumb, I need… *Drums her fingers on the coffee table* I need help. *Sighs* Oh no.

I hated asking for help. Just hated it. I didn’t know why, but even when I was a kid, I despised it. But I pulled out my phone and made the call.

E: *calling Arleen* Oh come on… Please pick up… Please… Just…

Arleen: *answers* E. What’s up?

E: Hey Arleen! I… Um… Well… *Sighs* I need your help.

Arleen: Lemme guess… It’s about Harvey, isn’t it?

E: … How the frigg did you… *Sighs* Maybe…

Arleen: Do you want me to come over and talk about it?

E: Please. I’m so lost…

Arleen: Alright. I’m opening a portal for you now. *A portal opens in front of E*

E: *shrieks* Cheese and crackers!

Arleen: *Comes out of the portal* Alright. What’s up?

E: *breathing heavily* I’m still not used to that…

Arleen: Sorry. Didn’t mean to scare ya. Anyways… What’s this about Harvey. Thinkin’ of confessing to him after what I pointed out last AAaF?

E: Well… *Sits on the couch* Yes it’s about Harvey, I dunno about the second half.

Arleen: Well, what’cha wanna talk about then?

E: … *Looks down* I need help. I don’t know what I’m doing and… I just… I dunno.

Arleen: Tell me what you need help with, and I’ll do what I can.

E: It’s just… *Sighs* I don’t get it. I was never one for romance. Whenever the other gals at school would start talking about boys, I’d go play cards with the guys. I just… I don’t even understand why Harvey would like me that way, I’m nobody! I just can’t seem to bring myself to the conclusion that he does! *Sighs* I don’t get it.

Arleen: E. Ask yourself. Who’s always around to support him? Who’s been there to help him out when times got rough? Who’s there to cheer him up whenever he’s feeling down?

E: Me, I guess. He always does the same for me tho, I’m not doing anything special…

Arleen: Don’t you see, El? You’re the only person who’d do that for him, and that’s special. Besides, if he’s doing the same stuff for you, wouldn’t that make sense since he loves you too?

E: I… I can’t… *Bites her lip* I can’t… I don’t understand…

Arleen: *Grabs E’s shoulders* Stop living in denial and face facts, E. You are the nicest, smartest, most courageous girl Harvey’s ever met. You’d go to the ends of the ends of the Earth to support him when no one else would… And he loves you for that.

E: I… *wipes her eyes* I can’t… You’re too sweet Arleen, you really are. I just… Even if I could manage to… To do anything about it… I have no idea what to do! I just… *Sniffs and wipes at her eyes again* Dangit.

Arleen: Hey, it’s okay. Listen… Hare’s probably gonna kill me for telling you this… But he wasn’t completely honest about what you two discussed on the balcony.

E: *still wiping at her eyes* He… He wasn’t?

Arleen: No, he wasn’t… You did say you were struggling with some stuff, but that was only a tiny part of what you two talked about…

E: It… It was?

Arleen: He asked you why you never live in the moment… And you opened up to him. Telling him how you could only ever think of the bad and how you’re not worth all that trouble… Then Hare tried cheering you up. He talked about how you’ve accomplished so much, changed him so much for the better, and that he might not be here without you. In the end, he got the courage to confess… Then you got hit by that dart.

E: … *Covers her mouth* oh my land…

Arleen: Yeah. The only reason he didn’t tell you was… Well, this is just a guess… But I think Harvey feels like it’s his fault for confessing to you… that you got hit… After that, he was too afraid to tell you again… So he told a half truth, to save both his and your feelings…

E: Oh… Oh my land, no… You’re kidding, right? He can’t actually… Oh land…

Arleen: I wish I were… I think you should go talk to him. Reassure him… I can come with if you need me to.

E: I… Yeah, you’re right, but… I don’t wanna overstep… I don’t want to push him, if he doesn’t want to talk about it… *Sighs* I’m just so lost…

Arleen: It’s not Harvey’s fault you were hit by that dart. I know that, and you know that, but Harvey needs to know too, and the only one he’ll believe it from… Is you.

E: I… I guess…. I just don’t know if he’ll believe me…

Arleen: …If he truly loves you, he’ll listen. Come on, E. I know you can do this.

E: (Why would he?) I… I just… I dunno if I can! I just…

Arleen: Well I do. I trust you to do this, E. Do you trust me to know what I’m talking about?

E: I… Yeah, I do. I just… Don’t trust myself, I guess.

Arleen: I trust you. Harvey trusts you. I know this is hard for you, but just this once, can you gather your courage, and trust in yourself?

E: … I’ll try, but… I’ll try to comfort him as best as I can, but… I dunno.

Arleen: I’ll be right there to help out if you need me. Everything’s going to work out, E. I believe in you.

E: *sighs* That makes one of us. I’ll.. Try. I’ll try.

Arleen: Thanks. Let’s go find him.

E: Y-yeah, I guess. He’s in the lab…

Arleen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go. *Gets up and walks to the lab, motioning for E to follow*

E: *follows nervously* I’m not so this is a good idea…

Arleen: C’mon, El. You know we have to do this.

E: … I just… I guess, I want to help, but…

Arleen: But what? If you want to help Harvey, why won’t you?

E: … I don’t want to make things worse…

Arleen: Oh… I guess that’s a reasonable worry… But… How else are we gonna fix this, then?

E: I… I dunno… I’m sorry, I’m kind of useless…

Arleen: Oh, don’t say that, E. You made Hare so much better then he would’ve been if he hadn’t met you. You reformed D, Bard, Wid, and Hare almost entirely by yourself. You’ve done so much to help them, and that’s far from useless.

E: I… I guess… I haven’t really done all that…

Arleen: I don’t see anyone else here who could’ve done that. Do you?

E: I… I don’t know… but I didn’t do that much…

Arleen: Maybe not, but what little you did do helped in a big way. Bard might still be planning world domination without you there to support his reformation. It’s small, but it really helps!

E: I… I guess… Honestly, before the whole totem business, so were most of them.

Arleen: Totem business…?

E: *bites her lip* It’s a long, tedious story. I can’t even tell you most of it. I wasn’t there for a good deal of it and I don’t even know half. It’s not what most people thought happened even. But… Yeah, B was trying for universal domination, Wid was an art thief, Crawfish was the most feared pirate on the seas, D was political domination and Harvey… Global rule.

Arleen: Wow… Good thing they met you then, huh?

E: I guess. I was never the one who stopped them or anything like that. How we met is such a long, weird story…  But no, I really didn’t do that much. They weren’t even villains when they came here, just a sort of… Chaotic Neutral, if you know Dungeons and Dragons. I just… Reach out to them, help how I can. It isn’t much, but… Whatever.

Arleen: Don’t you see though? Reaching out… helping out whenever you can… It’s not much, but it really does help… You do so much, by doing so little.

E: I… I guess. I’m just her to help, I suppose. And they’ve ended up helping me more than I’ll ever be able to repay them.

Arleen: I can see why you’d think that. Sorry, I got way off topic. You wanted relationship help with Harvey, and we ended up talking about a bunch of other stuff.

E: Yeah… And don’t worry about it, I do that all the time.

Arleen: So… What do ya want me to do? Help you confess to Hare, or…?

E: *yelps* No! *Slaps her hands over her mouth* Good gravy that was loud. No, I’m fine. I’m not going to tell him.

Arleen: Okay. Sorry, geez… What do want me to do then? I can’t help if I don’t know how.

E: Oh gosh I’m so sorry… I didn’t mean to explode. I just… I can’t tell him!

Arleen: What’s stopping you? You know he likes you back now, so go on and give me one good reason you can’t walk up and tell him.

E: I can give you two. Arleen, I’ve never once in 17 years asked a boy out. I just don’t know how!

Arleen: Well, I just asked a guy out like a week ago, so I can help out with that. What’s the other point?

E: … I’m scared.

Arleen: Why? You know he likes you, so if you asked him out, he’d totally say yes.

E: I don’t know! *About in tears* I don’t know what I’m scared of! Welcome to the horror I call my life Arleen, I don’t know! I just…

Arleen: Shhhh… *Hugs E for comfort* It’s okay. We’ll work through your fears together. You can do this. Fizz, Despair, Eyve, Toby, everyone at AtG, AtD, and I… We all believe in you. *Chuckles* Even Smiley… Whether or not he wants to admit it.

E: *sniffs and hugs her back, half crying* Oh gosh… I didn’t mean to… Oh gosh…

Arleen: It’s okay. I’m here for you, and I will see you through this… I promise.

E: T-thank you and I’m so… So sorry, I didn’t..  I just…

Arleen: You don’t have to apologize, E… Y’know, I see a lot of myself in you.

E: *wipes her eyes* You frequently have anxiety attacks on people?

Arleen: …I have my moments… Usually whenever Smiley breaks loose… But also, your fear of telling Hare you love him reminds me of my fear of telling Thomas I liked him… Back when he was alive…

E: Oh. S-sorry, I didn’t mean to… To remind you…

Arleen: No no, it’s fine. Ever since getting with Toby, I’ve mostly moved on… I just had a moment during our crossover, that’s all.

E: I just… Feel kinda bad about it… And I just… Mmm.

Arleen: Well, don’t. I’m here to help with your problems, not make you feel bad about mine.

E: Apparently I’m here to be a mess all the time.

Arleen: Well, do ya want me to help clean you up and get this dealt with?

E: That… That would be great. Thank you so much Arleen.

Arleen: Alright. You want me to help now, or do you need to gather yourself for an attempt?

E: *wipes at her eyes* I’m fine, I’m fine. I don’t know if I’ll be able to spit it out, but… I’m fine.

Arleen: Alrighty. HEY, HARE!

Dr Hare: *opens the door* What is it?! Is the apartment on fire?! *Looks at them* Oh, hi Arleen. Hey E.

E: *squeaks* Hi.

Arleen: Oh no, nothing like that. E just wanted to tell you something.

Dr Hare: She does? *Looks at E* E, are you Ok?

E: I’m fine, I’m fine.

Dr Hare: No, you’re not. Were you crying? *Looks at Arleen* What happened?!

Arleen: She… Had a bit of a break down… But I helped her through.

Dr Hare: Oh gosh, El… *Hugs her* Are you Ok? Was it an anxiety attack?

E: I’m fine, but yes, it was.

Dr Hare: Oh gosh El, I’m so sorry!

Arleen: Hey, it’s alright. She’s better now and she wants to tell you something.

E: … Right.

Dr Hare: *pulls away* What is it?

E: I just… *Glances at Arleen* Well…

Arleen: *Puts arm around E’s back* Go on. Nothing to be scared of.

E: I… I know…

Dr Hare: Is something wrong?

E: I… Maybe.

Arleen: It’ll all be fine, trust me, El.

E: … *Sighs* Harvey, Arleen was telling me about… About what happened that night.

Dr Hare: *flushes* She… She was?

Arleen: Sorry, Harvey. You and I both know she deserved to know the truth.

Dr Hare: … I just…

E: You can’t blame yourself for what happened! It’s not your fault I went out there, it’s mine. I can’t let you blame yourself for that!

Arleen: You didn’t even call her out there, Hare. Even if you did, you couldn’t have known she was gonna get attacked. You’re not to blame for that!

Dr Hare: *blinks* Oh. Yeah, I guess.

E: Harvey, that was on me, not you! I came out, it’s not on you. Whoever it was could have even tried to attack you or somethin’, we’ll never know! You never put me in danger.

DrHare: But if I hadn’t been out there…

E: Probably something worse!

Arleen: Hare, if you hadn’t been out there and that somehow meant E never went out on the balcony, The attacker would just wait for another time to strike, and maybe that time no one would be around to save her. For all we know, you rushing her back inside might’ve been the only reason the attacker didn’t close in to kill her!

E: *nods* If you hadn’t been there, who knows what might have happened?

Dr Hare: I… I guess, but I just…

Arleen: “But you just” nothing, Harvey. You SAVED El’s life out there, not put it in danger!

Dr Hare: I… I guess…

E: *hugs him* Please don’t beat yourself up about this, Ok? You’re a great person Harvey and I lo- *stops* Just… Just trust me on this, Ok?

Arleen: Please Harvey. It’s not your fault, trust us!

r Hare: A-alright. *Smiles weakly* I do trust you guys, promise. It’s just..  that was one heck of a scare.

E: Tell me about it.

Arleen: Yeah, I think we can all agree on that.

Dr Hare: Yeah… El, are you sure you’re Ok? You’re kind of emotional…

E: I’m fine.

Arleen: E, do you have anything else to tell Harvey?

E: *flushes and buries her face in Dr Hare’s shirt* No.

Dr Hare: *confused* What’s going on?

Arleen: *Whispers to E* It’ll be fine. I’ll help ya through every step of the way. You can do this!

E: … I don’t know if I can…

Arleen: Well I do. Everyone knows you can do it, E. Just trust them and say it.

E: I trust them… I don’t know if I trust me…

Dr Hare: What’s going on?

Arleen: Well we trust you. Please… For once, just stop doubting yourself and tell him!

Dr Hare: Tell me what?

E: That… Um… Well… Ya see… I… I just… Well, um…

Arleen: That’s it, go on. You know what to say, you just gotta say it.

E: Well, um… I just… You see… I just… I dunno if… I kinda… But I…

Arleen: *Sigh* I told El that you confessed to her on the balcony, and how you thought that was the reason she got hit. Now she’s reassuring that it wasn’t your fault and trying to say she feels the same way. E, the least you can pull off is a nod in agreement, right?

Dr Hare: * stunned silence*

E: *shaking* I… I just…

Arleen: Come on, E. The least you could do is agree with what I’m saying if you won’t say it yourself.

E: I… Harvey?

Dr Hare: *no response*

E: … *Sighs* I don’t think he can even hear us anymore.

Arleen: Reminds me of Despair… We’ll just explain it to him when he gets back.

E: Despair freezes up too?

Arleen: Remember the first Q you ever sent to her?

E: Fair point. I think it’s a little different tho, Harvey does this when he tries to process too much information, especially when he feels like he needs all of it. *Half smiles* I about passed out the first time I saw him do it.

Arleen: So, he just needs to process all this, then he’ll be good?

E: Sort of. He needs some time to process, then some kind of physical shock. *Giggles* First time I ended up hitting him with a math textbook cause I was panicking so bad. *Smiles* Good times, good times.

Arleen: So… I wait a bit, then smack him?

E: To a certain degree, yeah, tho I try and be gentle. Usually I don’t even smack him, there are other ways to wake him up.

Arleen: What do we do then? Just dump a bucket of water on him?

E: That’s not a bad idea… I usually just… *Stops*

Arleen: What’s with that look? Wait… Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

E: N-no! Maybe? *pauses*  What are you thinking?

Arleen: For a second I thought you were thinking of kissing him to wake him up, but that was kinda silly of me.

E: *goes awkwardly silent*

Arleen: … You were totally thinking of doing that, weren’t you?

E: *turns bright red* No! *Looks away* Maybe just in the cheek…

Arleen: If you think that’s enough, then go for it.

E: *covers her face with her hands* I regret everything…

Arleen: It’s up to you. Either you kiss him, or I splash him with water. Either one would wake him up, but I think you kissing him would drive home the point I was trying to make. 😉

E: …I… I guess I’ll kiss him, but…

Arleen: But…?

E: But… I’m not going to tell him.

Arleen: You’ve already shown enough courage today, so that’s fair.

E: *smiles weakly* Thanks Arleen. I just… I dunno.

Arleen: Ah, just do it if you’re gonna do it.

E: I’m gonna, I’m gonna… *Leans up and kisses Dr Hare on the cheek*

Dr Hare: *starts* El?!

E: Hi Harvey. Sorry, you were kinda out of it.

Arleen: So you know what’s going on now, right Harvey?

Dr Hare: Y-yeah… Mostly…

Arleen: So you know how E feels, now?

Dr Hare: I’m… I’m not sure… Everything is kind of fuzzy…

E: Anyways… Moving on! How are you feeling?

Dr Hare: My head kind of hurts, but it’ll pass.

Arleen: … That’s good to hear. If everything’s okay now, I should probably head back.

E: Aw, Ok. Thanks for your help Arleen, even tho I didn’t even do anything.

Arleen: That’s not true. You tried, and that’s really all that matters.

E: I… I guess… I just ended up failing again.

Arleen: Oh, that’s alright. You’ll get it one day, whether that’s with my help or not. *hugs E* We’ll figure this out, I promise.

E: *hugs her back* Thank you so much Arleen, you’re the best.

Dr Hare: I’m confused, what are we talking about?

Arleen: *chuckles* Don’t worry about it.

E: I’ll tell ya later. Go sit down, you’re going to hurt yourself.

Dr Hare: I’ll be fine…

E: Go sit ya punk.

Dr Hare: Alright… *Walks off*

E: *shakes head, smiling* Some day I’ll do it… Someday soon, I hope.

Arleen: That makes two of us… Well… See ya around.

E: Yup, see you next time!

Arleen: Bye! *walks back through the portal*

E: … *Slumps* Hoo boy. I wonder if… Hey, Harvey?

Dr Hare: *from the other room* Yeah?

E: Can I borrow your laptop real quick?

Dr Hare: Sure.

E: Thank you.

I snagged it from the counter and went into “my” room. I had some things I wanted to check. My brain just couldn’t comprehend that anyone, especially Harvey, could fall for a girl like me. I wasn’t anything special. I needed to check. I hadn’t been in my own blog in ages. I just sent out posts on the WordPress site and it was fine. I entered “Lucky Wing blog” into the search bar, clicked the link and-

*Ka-BLAM!*

The laptop exploded. I threw it away from me with a shriek. Too late, my jacket had caught alight. I pulled at my desperately, but it wouldn’t come off. Someone had run in while I was distracted. They were trying to pat me out, but I couldn’t stop screaming. Why did these things always happen to me?! The jacket finally came off and I fell off the bed and onto all fours. I couldn’t breathe. Too much smoke had gotten into my lungs. Someone was stomping out my jacket, I couldn’t see who. I was curled up, coughing and retching. Eventually, it subsided. I rolled into my back, still struggling for air. The person helped me sit up, patting my back. I couldn’t quite see, I’d lost my glasses and my eyes were filled with tears from smoke and coughing, but I could tell it was Harvey. He handed me my inhaler. It was a minute before I could breathe slowly enough to use it. I felt a little better afterwards, my lungs opened up more, but I couldn’t stop shaking.

Dr Hare: Do you feel better?

E: I… I broke your laptop.

Dr Hare: What?!

E: I’m so sorry Harvey, I didn’t mean ta break it! I just wanted to look at the blog and it exploded and I just-

Dr Hare: El, El, calm down! You’re going into shock.

E: I… I am?

Dr Hare: Yeah. And I don’t care about the laptop, I’m more worried about you right now. Any burns?

E: N-no… Just my cuffs caught fire… I did like that jacket…

Dr Hare: It’ll be Ok, we can fix it later. How are you emotionally? I know that must have been a shock, but…

E: *quietly* I’m scared.

Dr Hare: Oh gosh, El…

E: I don’t want to die.

Dr Hare: El, don’t be. That could have happened to anyone.

E: B-but…

Dr Hare: No, listen. It was a virus in the firewall. It got downloaded with connection to the site, we just can’t access it, B did a scan. I was going to tell you earlier, but you seemed… Preoccupied. *Pauses* Am I bring too technical for you right now?

E: *nods*

Dr Hare: *hugs her* I’m sorry, I didn’t mean… I’m here for you, Ok? It’s going to be Ok. We’ll be safe.

E: I’m just…

Dr Hare: Shh… Don’t worry about it. We’re safe now, that’s all that matters. I’ve got you.

E: … *Hugs him* T-thank you.

 

 

Alternatively, I could title it “E has like 8 emotional breakdowns.

I got kind of carried away with the end bit there, but it needed to be done. (Legit, we finished this Saturday. Cheese and crackers me.)

So feel free to add a couple more Qs if you feel like it! You want to ask about what’s happened here, go for it! I’ll tag it onto AtV #52 and we’ll all be good! That should be coming out Wednesday. Anyways, hope y’all are having a great day! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

(Word count of 4271 words if anyone’s wondering)

Ask the Villains #51, YEET

I was really out of titles, ok?

So… um… life sucks. Yay.

I’m real sorry this is late guys! It’s been a little crazy here… I’ve been a mess, but I’m doing better. Life gets better. Anyways, let’s get to the AtV! Hope you enjoy!

(We did the ones from Celebratory post first)

Fizzson & Arleen to all:  Congratulations on 1 year, guys!

E: Thank you guys!

Black Widow: Happy fun time.

Binary Bard: It’s been a great year!

Dr Hare: Here’s to hoping for another one!

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Arleen to DH: Is E alright?! If I get my hands on whoever wants to kill her, I swear…

Dr Hare: She’s fine, she’s fine! She’s made a great recovery and is back to normal. Honestly, I don’t know why you’re not asking her… *pauses* Never mind, it’s El “I’m-fine-even-when-I’m-not” Wing. But for once, yes, she’s actually fine. I mean, she doesn’t remember most of that night, and… to kind of… never mind. She’s perfectly alright now. 

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Despair to E: I… I know how you feel. I used to have a hard time ever looking at the positives of something… Sometimes it got so bad, I wondered if life was even worth living… But now that I have such wonderful friends like you, Arleen, and Fizz… It gives me reason to look forward to each day… Just knowing it’s another day with them is enough to make me smile.

E: Aw, thank you! You’re too sweet. And yeah, that’s true, friends are here. *Smiles* Honestly, that’s why I spend so much time with the AtV squad… especially… especially Harvey, he’s… he’s the sweetest guy… *pauses* Waitaminute… I’ve never talked about this, have I? I’m pretty sure I’d remember talking about this… but I don’t. Cause I haven’t. H-how did you know about all this?

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Fizzson to E: Are you alright? I could send Ultia over there as a bodyguard if you think it would help.

E: Why is everyone so worried? I’m fine! It coulda happened to anyone!

Dr Hare: Are you Ok?

E: I’m fine. Anyways Fizz, I’m fine, don’t worry about me. If I really need a bodyguard, I’ll just ask Harvey here.

Dr Hare: … What?

E: I was kidding, but you wouldn’t be too bad at it. You’re much stronger than me at any rate.

Dr Hare: Um… I guess, but…

E: My point is, I’m fine! Don’t worry about me! What’s the worst that could happen?!

Dr Hare: Please don’t jinx us.

E: Sorry, sorry. I’m fine tho.

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Sakura to DH: *slightly enraged* WHY DIDN’T YOU DO THAT SOONER?

Dr Hare: O_O Are you sure about the slightly?! *Sighs* Look, I just… I don’t know… I just thought the moment was right and… I was wrong, clearly. She… doesn’t remember a thing. I just… just don’t know. It’s hard to know what to do, and… I’m just… scared.

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Everyone: …Is E dead?

Everyone: No.

Binary Bard: Not yet at least.

E: Hey!

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E: Are you dead?

E: No, no, I’m fine. Just a little tired, that’s the only effect I’ve experienced. And it was only temporary. I’m fine.

Dr Hare: Your hands are shaking.

E: I’m fine.

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E (Again): Can I have all your stuff?

E: No, I need that.

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DH: Late much? The timing of these things. It’s like the person was waiting for that to happen! Gosh.

Dr Hare: I think they were just waiting for an opening. El doesn’t exactly go outside much and it was night… *sighs* Too good to be true. I shouldn’t have tried to tell her… I really shouldn’t have put her in danger. I’m sorry guys.

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Everyone (Not including E, Heather, Lucky or Poptropica): Do you mind that I put you all in a Hunger Games simulator?

Binary Bard: Wait, she’s putting us through the Hunger Games?

E: It’s just a game, so no.

Dr Hare: Um… Sure?

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Everyone: Any advice on how to purposely break your arm? … (Don’t ask.)

E: Don’t break your arm! I’ve done that and it sucks!

Dr Hare: When the heck did you break your arm?

E: Age 4, tripped and broke my wrist running to my mom cause my brother got me wet. It’s not fun. I couldn’t write anything.

Binary Bard: Before or after you broke your wrist?

E: Yes. Well, I honestly don’t remember anything, so yeah… don’t break your arm! If you’re gonna do anything, fake a broken limb, don’t break it on purpose!

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Zeus: How’s Athena doing? Is she still mad at me for calling her Minerva?

E: … *pulls out phone and calls…* Lucky?

Lucky Wing: Yes?

E: How’s Zeus doing?

Lucky Wing: What?! *There’s a loud crash over the phone* I cannot talk right now!

E: ._. Oh gosh, I’m so sorry aah!

Lucky Wing: It’s alright! *Shrieks as something crashes* I need to go!

E: Ok sorry! *The phone goes dead* … I’m just going to… *walks off*

(We’ll get back to you)

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E (Again): Are you a zombie?

E: No! That’d be cool tho. Boyfriend of the Dead for days peeps!

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estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to baymax: good job. have some motor oil.*hands him a can of motor oil* now, all you need to do is wait till they’re alone in a room and give them both a complete scan.

Baymax: I do not understand the point of this. Harvey is in good health, E needs more sleep and suffers from a few mental health issues. Why would they need a scan? Is something wrong?

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to Elyarvey (I’m too lazy to type up both their names): do you spell it disc or disk? I’m really confused.

E: I have severe problems with being referred to by Elyarvey. *Shrugs* Whatever, I’m kinda used to it.

Dr Hare: *flushes* I have no idea what to think here…

E: The answer is… I have no idea. I think it’s D-I-S-C, but I’m not sure. Your thoughts, Harvey?

Dr Hare: I… I’m not sure.

E: I’m go Google it then.  

*A few moments later*

E: Ok, as far as I can tell, disk with a k means like hard drive, disc with a c is like with a CD. So in this case, it’s disc, D-I-S-C.

Dr Hare: You’re very much a grammar nerd.

E: You know it babe.

Dr Hare: … what?

E: That slipped out, sorry.

Dr Hare: What?

E: Sorry, sorry, I’ll just… *runs off*

Dr Hare: What?!

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To E: you’re not boring, ugly, or plain! you’re awesome! you are interesting, beautiful, and special! anyone who doesn’t see that doesn’t deserve you. seriously tho. harvey likes you. It’s obvious. but if you think you’re not ready, then I won’t rush you.

E: *blushes* Aw, thank you! You’re too sweet. But… I don’t think Harvey likes me like… like that. Sorry, I’m not helping anything, but… it’s like I’ve said. Last time I thought someone liked me… it didn’t go well, k? It went really badly. I just… it’s probably not… I dunno. I’d… I wish I could tell, but..  I can’t. *Sighs* Yeah. But I really appreciate your kind words, you’re too sweet. *Smiles* Maybe one day.

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to Hare: Just ask her out already! give me ONE reasonable reason why you can’t and you don’t have to.

Dr Hare: *blushes* H-hang on! I can’t… *sighs* I’d like to ask her out, but… I don’t know, I just… I’m not confident enough, I guess. I… I don’t know… I just…  she’s so… everything. She’s beautiful. But… I don’t… I don’t… I… I guess I just don’t have the guts. I’m really sorry guys, I just… I guess I just don’t have the guts.

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Dolphin Violinist to all:
1 BAYMAAAXXXXXX 😍😍😍😍 cooolio, hey is Hiro around, and the rest of the gang, also, Baymax needs to scan a fangirl in fangirling mode 😅

Baymax: Hiro is at his home currently with own Baymax. I am just another version of that Baymax.

E: … I now doubt my entire existence.

Baymax: Diagnosis, confusion.

E: Yeah, no kidding.

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2 DESIGN an elemental power, if you could break every rule in elemental rule books and make an elemental power, what would it be?

Black Widow: God power.

E: Widow!

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3 Watch+reaction to last 5 episodes of season 2 of Ninjago

E: Hmm… I’m gonna hafta get back to you on this one. Because this is gonna take me getting on Netflix and heaven knows when that’s happening. Sorry.

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4 A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS….SONIC “Sonic’s the name, speed’s my game” 👍 (ssbb)

E: Sonic? This could be a thing…

Black Widow: No. No way.

E: What could possibly go wrong?

Black Widow: Let’s see, for starters, which Sonic are we talking about?

Dr Hare: Also, you’ve never seen Sonic…

E: I have one of the games… It just refuses to work.

Black Widow: Let’s just not.

E: Fine…

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5 Cooking class, make something, ANYTHING

E: I made… Mac&Cheese. I’m gonna be great in college.

Dr Hare: I just made up some carrot

E: … I’m moving in with you guys when I move out of the house.

Dr Hare: *flushes*

Binary Bard: I just bought some Tacos.

Black Widow: I made up a little Ragout d’escargots.

*pause*

E: *throws away oven mitts* I quit life.

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6 Would you be a ghost if you had the chance?

E: It depends. Would I be a Septimus Heap ghost? Because if so, heck yes! Or Danny Phantom… Although I don’t know that much about that show, since I never got to see it. Kix did tho, she loved it and I heard a lot about it. Tho you probably mean the Ninjago one, and since I’m really behind in the series, I really don’t know how that goes minus possession and being able to go through things. *shrugs* I dunno.

Dr Hare: … I’m kind of worried about you now.

E: Nah, I’m just a nerd, don’t worry.

Dr Hare: I always worry.

E: Who doesn’t?

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7 What Miraculous Kwami power would you have?

(I feel like I did this right, but I have no way of knowing. If I screwed this up, I’m sorry)

Black Widow: Kwami what?

E: MIRACULOUS FOR DAYS PEEPS

Binary Bard: Um…

E: Mine would probably be a… Fox Kwami!

Pop: That one’s already taken.

E: Drat.

Dr Hare: Um… so we pick an animal, then a once-a-day power?

Pop and E: Yeah. Jinx! Jinx! JINX!

Black Widow: Zeus save me, I work with children.

Binary Bard: I guess I’d pick owl and… Technological powers.

E: You already… never mind.

Black Widow: Spider and increased acrobatics.

E: If I can’t be fox… Cat and flexibility.

Pop: Lion! And a super roar! *roars*

E: *laughs* Never grow up Pop, please.

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8 Fav fandom ships?

E: I have too many and I’d have to go over each individual fandom, so… Harvey!

Dr Hare: What?! Why me?!

E: Because you’re nice! Good luck! *Runs away*

Dr Hare: … um… I guess-

E: Also don’t forget to mention LadyNoir!

Dr Hare: I’m going to…

E: And that one from Greatest Showman.

Dr Hare: I haven’t seen that!

E: … I’ll be back.

Dr Hare: Well, I think my favorite fandom ship is probably-

E: *runs in* I found the one I was missing!

Dr Hare: You did?

E: Yeah, but you do yours first.

Dr Hare: Oh. Mine was just…

E: …

Dr Hare: …

E: Just spit it out. If it helps, I’ll say mine too.

Dr Hare: That would be great.

E and Dr Hare: *in perfect unison* The Doctor and Rose.

*pause*

E: *screams and hugs him* OK YES YES YES

Dr Hare: *surprised* W-what…

Black Widow: You ship a fangirl’s ship, you ain’t getting rid of her. *walks off, sipping soda*

Dr Hare: … Charlotte, what’s yours?

Black Widow: You two.

E: Is anyone surprised…

(Nope. On a side note, please feel free to list some of your favorite ships below, just for kicks! I’m curious!)  

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9 You should totally get the Ninjago crew in here for an atv sometime, just for fun 😁

E: That sounds… like a thing. A hardcore thing.

Dr Hare: That’d be pretty fun.

E: I thought you didn’t watch the show.

Dr Hare: I gave it a try. It’s pretty good, I liked it.

E: …

Dr Hare: You OK?

E: I am fine and currently have no comment right now. Back to the Q… That wouldn’t be too bad, all things considered… what’s the worst that could happen, am I right?

Dr Hare: El, we’ve been friends for a long time, and I need to be honest with you.

E: What?

Dr Hare: You are going to jinx us beyond belief.

E: Oh. Fine, I’ll stop saying that.

Dr Hare: Thank you.

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10 “How now spirit, whither wander you?”

E: Over hill, over dale, over… *pulls up sleeve* Um… wait, no, through… *pause, then hastily sing-songs* I killed Curious Blue, I killed Curious Blue! *Runs off*

(I never was in Midsummer, sorry. I did do Cymbeline, as well as Much Ado about Nothing. I’m in a one-act right now, hence… yeah. You’d have to ask to really find out, this is already late enough.)

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CookiedaPonyGamer to DD: BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD MY EYES
Director D: I am still an agent by the way. I wouldn’t recommend pushing me.

E: D, don’t push away our viewers!

Director D: *raises an eyebrow*

E: Yes, she insulted your hair, but you can’t go kill my viewers! She’s apologize next week, let it slide.

Director D: Very well.

E: *sighs in relief* Thank you.

Director D: Although, if she doesn’t apologize…

E: No murder.

Director D: I wasn’t thinking murder.

E: … No doing bad things to our viewers.

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To Everyone: The outfit of the WEAK this week is actually not that weak! Its Hermione from Harry Potter! sry big Potterhead here.(still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts even though my eleventh birthday was months ago…)

E: I’m 17, so technically, I’m Wizarding Age… I should be able to apparate. *Pauses* Where is my letter? It’s really late.

Black Widow: … it’s not coming.

E: You don’t know that!

Binary Bard: Um… E, that’s kind of a whole other dimension. They physically can’t send it to you.

E: *slumps* Oh.

Dr Hare: But hey, maybe we can go to that Hogwarts amusement park?

E: Going to a Hogwarts themed park with reformed Villains?

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: … YES

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To Baymax: I don’t feel good…

Baymax: Unfortunately, I cannot scan users though a computer screen. You would have to describe your symptoms. I am willing to help however I can.

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To BW and BB: I dare you guys to sing Frozen songs! (Hehe I’m so evil)

Binary Bard: … why?

Black Widow: Because they like to make us suffer.

E: Excuse you, Frozen isn’t suffering. You just need to let it go.

Binary Bard: Geez E, keep that up and Charlotte will put you in ice-olation.

E: *finger guns* Ayyyyyy!

Binary Bard: *finger guns* Ayyyyyyyy!

Black Widow: I hate you both and I’m moving to Hawaii.

E: Is that snow?

Binary Bard: She’s giving us the cold shoulder.

Black Widow: Both of you get out.

*E and Binary Bard high-five*

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To Everyone: anybody like tacos? BECAUSE I LOVE TACOS!!! ITS RAINING TACOS RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY LALALALALA

E: TACOS! *runs to the window* Oh, it’s not actually… gosh darn it.

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To Myself: why am I even making a hobby out of writing humorous Qs? I think I need to visit a therapist…

E: Since it’s my job as well, and I’m also significantly worse at it, I think I can honestly say… yes.

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TAS to all: tell me what you think of these links: (Links)

E: … I don’t have a computer I can use and I can’t really get the links on my phone, so… sorry, I’ll try try and add it on to another AtV.

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Vampi to E: yes, I am completely sure it was root beer… or was it mountain dew?

E: Vampi. Why. Boi. No. Mountain Dew is bad.

Dr Hare: Not that you’re bitter because you’ll never taste it.

E: That too. Plus I like my teeth not rotted out…

Dr Hare: … What have you been watching…

E: A sugar documentary.

Dr Hare: Ah.

E: I am scarred.

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Fizz to E: Drunk from exhaustion? With how much you work yourself, I’d buy it.

E: I’m fine! Don’t worry about it! Dunno why y’all are so concerned about me, I’m fine.

Dr Hare: You’re not a very good liar, hope you realize this.

E: Dunno what you’re talking about…

Dr Hare: You haven’t slept properly since ever. 

E: S-shut up…

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Fizz to all: Happy 50th AtV, y’all! That’s a long way for a QnA series. 🙂

E: Thank you! It honestly is, isn’t it? Plus it being a whole year… geez louise. Cue screaming. Honestly, I just wish I remembered all of it.

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Arleen to BB: Yeah, I can’t really see you working at Mc Donalds… You could totally fit in at Burger King, though. (I’msorryIjustcouldn’tresistI’llseemyselfoutbye!)

E: *giggling*

Binary Bard: I’m going to go become a lawyer just to spite you all.

E: Wait, don’t go that far! Do something more morally above board, like murder or something.

Binary Bard: Something is seriously wrong with you.

E: I grew up on Dilbert and the Far Side, don’t judge me.

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Fizzson to E, Pop and DH: So am I the only one who plays Brawl with a wii remote and nunchuck, or…?

E: You’re not, I just use a Wiimote on it’s own and/or a gamecube controller, whatever’s not being used.

Pop: Gamecube controller is better.

Dr Hare: I prefer a Wiimote.

E: *shrugs* Each to their own. You know, I got some new nunchucks, I should give it a shot. Heck, maybe I will. *shrugs* Sounds fun to me.

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Arleen to E: I deal ‘cus I wanna see you work through it. We’re friends after all.

E: *smiles* You’re the best Arleen, seriously. I wish I had your confidence. And yeah, we’re definitely friends! Mostly cause you can’t get rid of me. *Giggles* anyways… I’m sorry, I’m trying. It takes a lot of nerve to ask a guy out, especially… especially a guy like Harvey. *Flushes* And I know I act very confident and rash, but I’m not. Well, maybe I’m rash, but I don’t exactly have a ton of confidence. As in any. I’m trying, but it’s like… *sighs* I dunno… we’ll see, I guess.

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Arleen to DH: Don’t worry, Hare. You’ll be able to get your feelings out some day. I believe in you. 🙂

Dr Hare: Thank you Arleen, I definitely appreciate it. And… I’m not so sure. I’ve tried, but, well, you saw how well that turned out. I really do care about El, I… I love her, but I just… can’t seem to… *sighs* I don’t know. I’m trying. Really, I am. I’m just… not succeeding. To be honest, it’s kind of imposing. She’s very straightforward and confident-like, plus… how do you do it? Just say “hi, I think you’re really cute, please go out with me?” *Sighs* I wish I had more confidence, but… I don’t. I’m just… shy, I guess. I don’t know. I appreciate the back-up, it does help. Thank you. Maybe… maybe someday.

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Fizzson to E: I don’t mind being brought along for a gaming session. I was looking forward to it until… Well… We don’t talk about that anymore….

E: We’re still on for that my friendo. I’m glad that no one got hurt and everything is OK now, but let me know if you need anything, Okie? Video games are feasible. Save I’m at school, I’ll definitely help out. If it comes to it, Harvey or someone else from the AtV squad can help. Besides all that, I’m always down for video games!

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Ultia to BB: 01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110000 01100001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

Binary Bard: 01001001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00111111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01101111 01110100 01110100 01100101 01101110 00101110 00100000

E: Hey, remember that one time I spoke binary?

Binary Bard: No.

E: Yeah, me neither.

(You know, it occurs to me that Vampi just translates his binary, but I don’t. I’m just a scumbag.)

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Despair to E and DH: Nothing’s wrong… Unless you count being too nervous to express your feelings to someone you really care for… Otherwise, I’m fine.

Dr Hare and E: Boy do I know that feeling.

Dr Hare: *gives her a look* You?

E: Don’t give me that look, it happens. Often. Anyways, I do have some advice about this. I’m not exactly the best at following it, but here you go. Just… talk to him, ok? Be there for him, he had a stressful week. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned in all my 17 years on this earth, when someone loses their temper and snaps at you, that doesn’t mean that they hate you most of the time. Don’t take it personally. Keep moving, keep helping everyone you can. And if someone is taking unfair advantage of your kindness, they don’t deserve it and I want their name, number, address and email, because Mama E is gonna knock some heads and egg some houses.

Dr Hare: 😓 You’re a little scary in Mama Bear mode.

E: Sorry. Same goes for you by the way.

Dr Hare: Meaning I’m scary when I’m mad or that you’ll egg houses for me?

E: I meant the latter, but both now that I think on it.

Dr Hare: El, I swear… *shakes head* Anyways.

E: My point is, I’m rooting for you! Virtual hugs for ya and all the help you need! Call me if you need me, I’m here for ya!

Dr Hare: We both are.

E: *double thumbs up*

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E: Harvey?

Dr Hare: *reading a book* Yeah?

E: I… um… *sits next to him* I need to talk to you.

Dr Hare: *puts the book down*

E: I just… *rubs the back of her neck* I just…

Dr Hare: *nervously* Um… is… is something wrong?

E: Well, not really. I just needed to… tell you something.

Dr Hare: A-and it is?

E: … thank you.

Dr Hare: For what? I haven’t done anything.

E: Well, you’ve just been very supportive of me and I really appreciate it.

Dr Hare: It was nothing

E: But it wasn’t! Harvey, I can’t tell you how much your support has helped me. You… you’ve helped me so much, I just… *leans over and kisses him on the cheek* Thank you.

Dr Hare: *turns bright red* Y-you’re welcome.

E: *looks away* Sorry, that was… sorry. I didn’t mean to fluster you and… yeah, I’ll go. *stands up and starts walking away*

Dr Hare: *grabs her hand* Wait a second.

E: *stops and turns, face pink* Yeah?

Dr Hare: I’m… I’m glad I can help. I’m here for you E. Whatever you need, I just… *blushes* I’m here, you understand, right?

E: … yeah.

Dr Hare: Good. I’m here you Pixie. Just remember that.

E: I… I will.

Dr Hare: *nods* Thanks. *Lets go of her hand* I just sent you to know.

E: K-K. I’ll remember.

Dr Hare: *smiles* Thank you.

E: … I… *sighs* Nope, I’m done. I can’t do this. *Turns and walks off, trying to hide her blushing face*

Dr Hare: … what?

E: I’ll get back to you!

 

Maybe I’m a bad person, who can say. Anyways, I’m gonna publish this (late) bad boy and high tail it to school, because I’m kind of late. I hoped you guys liked it today! Y’all know who you need to ask I hope, because I can’t put it on right now. So… Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!