(But of course, today’s AtV is a crossover! Because I’m like that and I like crossovers. Today featuring Vampi and the Antics and Schematics AtG peeps!)
Dr Hare: So… you’re telling me that no one’s seen E?! At all?!
Black Widow: I’m sure she’s fine.
Dr Hare: How?!
Black Widow: Since she send me a text saying she was fine and that she couldn’t get a hold of you.
Dr Hare: … You’re kidding.
Black Widow: Nope. I’d go charge your phone.
Dr Hare: I… I forgot…
Binary Bard: Hey, it happens to all of us.
Dr Hare: I guess, but-
*A portal appears behind the couch and several people spill out*
E: *sits up* I’m back!
Celeste: *sitting on the couch upon landing* Hmm… Impressive. I’m surprised how my clothes are still clean after that portal dive.
Leslie: You would be.
Binary Bard: What happened?!
E: A lot.
Vampi: She sneezed again. Wasn’t long. At most like 17 minutes.
Muse: Elyssa was trying to get a snail to race across a table in that amount of time.
Black Widow: I’m pretty sure that was longer than-
Dr Hare: What, again?!
TAS: *staring Black Widow down*
Black Widow: *stares him down right back*
E: Anyways… Yeah. Just a little accidental jaunt through dimensions. Nothing major.
Vampi: Sorry it took so long. We did an episode of ATG while we were there.
Dr Hare: Oh. E, are you Ok? Did anything happen?
E: No, no, I’m fine.
Muse: She was in a daze and called TAS “honey” for whatever reason…
TAS: *wide-eyed in fear looking at E*
Muse: …which he’s still creeped out about… but otherwise nothing really happened.
E: Honey… that’s my sister’s nickname… Oh gosh, sorry TAS. Were you doing something annoying?
Vampi: He snorted in your ear. He calls it his “foolproof way of waking people up.”
E: And… that’d be why. Sorry TAS, I wasn’t being weird, I swear.
TAS: *still wide-eyed in fear*
Muse: *squinting towards him* Yep… looks like no matter what that basically scarred him for life.
E: *waves in front of him* Bro, you Ok?
TAS: *takes a few steps back, then runs in the opposite direction, crashing into something*
Muse: …Don’t worry, I’ll fix this. *walks in after him*
E: Sorry TAS…
Muse: *hums a tune softly in TAS’s ear*
TAS: *gets up like nothing happened and walks back, calm*
Muse: *walks in behind TAS* Fixed him up.
E: Sorry about that…
Muse: It’ll be fine. Basic mind wipe song. He doesn’t remember it happening at all.
Vampi: Anyway, besides the point, mind if we stay for an AtV session?
E: Makes sense.
Black Widow: You people have terrible priorities.
Arleen to Robin: What’s your favorite ship? (Aside from the obvious)
Robin: You been aside from the blatantly obvious? *smirks* You’ve talked to the right girl for ships. Lucky and Avery are too cute, let me tell you, NC and her boyfriend are salty sweet, it’s adorable, and as for Cheetah…
Perfect Cheetah: -_- Choose your next words carefully.
Robin: … I ship it. *runs off*
Arleen to NC: Wait, blackmail? Isn’t that a bit much? o_o’
Nice Coyote: No worries, I didn’t actually mean it. I’m not that mean. You seem alright. Just don’t tell anyone who I’m dating.
Arleen to LW and Avery: Well… I think you two are kinda cute together.
Lucky Wing: *blushes* Oh. Thank you.
Avery: *pecks her on the cheek* Not as cute as Lucky though.
Lucky Wing: You’re sweet. Thank you Arleen.
Fizzson to E: Gardevoir is cool, but yeah. Don’t look it up. Ever.
E: *shudders* Oh yeah… I hate the wild world we live in sometimes.
Vampi: I’ve looked it up before.
E: Yeah, me too. That’s how I found Level 30 Psychiatry, but besides that… nothing good.
Vampi: Really? Google must’ve been glitching for you then. I looked it up once and all I found were details from Bulbapedia, Serebii.net, other various websites… even a Know your Meme page.
E: Oh. I was in images. *shudders* Never again.
Vampi: Even then, it still would be glitching… Are you sure you were on the right website?
E: Are you sure you were? It was Google.com.
Vampi: …Yep. Google was DEFINITELY glitching for you. Or dimensional differences, but whatever.
E: Or you’re just lucky.
Fizzson to PC: Well, how about you tell us a bit about yourself?
Perfect Cheetah: Eh, not much to tell. My name is Perfect Cheetah, I’m 20 years old, part demon, I guess, and the rest… is none of your business. *smiles smugly* Bye now!
Arleen to the rulers: What’s your favorite Poptropica island?
Lucky Wing: I did like Mystery Train…
Avery: Counterfeit was awesome.
Robin: Je ne suis pas d’accord.
Nice Coyote: Spy Island, but I’m totally biased.
Neat Berry: I… I liked Shark Tooth… very educational.
Robin: Twisted Thicket for me. Just… gorgeous. So mystical. I love it.
Perfect Cheetah: Astroknights.
Robin: *coughs not-so-subtly*
Perfect Cheetah: What?
Lucky Wing: Let’s move on…
Mimi to all: Uh… I also asked what y’all’s favorite songs were. ._.
E: Ooh. Sorry, that was my bad… I was a bit… rushed. My favorite songs are All of Me by John Legend and Clarity.
Dr Hare: I like This Town, but I’ve already said… so… yeah.
Vampi: I speak for TAS when I say any meme song, but personally I turn to orchestral rock. Thank goodness for the RWBY soundtrack.
Muse: EDM. Especially the Soulless series by ExileLord.
Celeste: Smooth jazz…Rosalina’s Comet Observatory by insaneintherainmusic is my go-to.
Leslie: Pocket machine covers. There’s one of Pumped Up Kicks that I jam to every once in a while.
Black Widow: Whatever, I’m not picky.
Binary Bard: Viva la Vida, Coldplay, I think.
E: … Where are Pop and Heather?
Dr Hare: Walmart.
E: On purpose?! Whatever, we’ll just keep going. Next Q?
Arleen to E: Oh, don’t say that, E! The date will go great, I’m sure of it. If you need any help, just ask me, okay?
Muse: Think I speak for Sakura, Charm, and a bunch more when I say we’ve got your back too.
E: Thank you… oh gosh, I’m so nervous! I’m going to mess this up so much…
Muse: Oop, hang on. Mind link with Sakura coming in… She says “don’t be, just stay calm and confident and you’ll be fine.”
Vampi: …I’ve never been on a date before but I can get behind that.
E: I’m about as confident as a melting marshmallow! I’m doomed…
Celeste: Being calm will just have to work then. There’s always the human nature of adaptation to turn to when things go wrong, of course.
E: You mean my natural ability to do something stupid… I’m going to die…
Leslie: You’re fiiine, you’re fiiine. Trust me, I’ve felt the same way going on dates and usually it was the guy that messed it all up.
E: No… I’m just stupid… Ooh, I’m going to mess up everything… why did I think this was a good idea…
Muse: Again, you’ll be fine. Next Q before you lose even MORE self-esteem.
Arleen to E Again: Well, of course you’re my best friend, E. You do a lot to support me… And I really appreciate that.
E: Aw… that’s really sweet, thanks. I didn’t think… I ain’t that good of a friend.
Muse: Nah, you definitely are.
Leslie: Me and Celeste may not know you, but we think you definitely have a friendly aura.
E: Aw, you guys! You’re too nice…
Celeste: I would assume it’s Vampi’s kindness aura rubbing off on us.
E: Thank you tho…
Despair to E: Oh gosh… That sounds… Horrible….
E: It kinda was… I don’t know if A quite regrets what she’s done, but she’s having some second thoughts. I dunno, it’s something.
Vampi: Pfft. Take her to Arisu. It’ll seem like a bad idea at the start, but A will definitely become nicer.
E: … No. That sounds like a terrible idea.
Vampi: That’s just what Arisu WANTS you to think.
E: I just mean moving A anywhere. I’m not sure how secure that stone is.
Vampi: When in doubt, TAS has proven to be a good host for anything.
E: That sounds like a worse idea.
Vampi: No, you have to hear the story. So what happened was before the dimensional Antics on the ATG happened… see what I did there… we tried making friends with this Crystal Gem from Steven Universe named Pyrope. He turned out to be a demon, and TAS stepped in front of all of us and got possessed by him. After a few hours Pyrope got so disgusted of him that he left and got sent back to his own dimension.
E: Wow. That’s impressive.
Muse: Exactly why it’s good to make TAS a target for anything.
TAS: *beats on his chest as if he were King Kong*
E: TAS, I’m taking you with me next time I sneeze…
TAS: *thumbs up*
E: Ah! Qs from you guys? Legit!
Vampi: Yup. Felt bad having not sent Qs last few episodes, video games have been occupying my time.
E: Can’t argue.
Vampi: Anyway, here they are.
TAS to all: i was mentioned last atv?
Sakura and Charm to E: Wait, you tried writing a romance novel?
E: Right… should not have brought that up. *covers face* Regret.
Muse: Personally, Sakura and I would’ve loved to hear it… Dangit, Sakura’s love puns got into my speech.
E: *smiles weakly* Heh… well, the thing is… I’ve written more than one. The one I quoted… well… *mimes crumpling something into a ball, throwing it into the air, and turning an air-flamethrower on it* No good.
Muse: Trust me, I’ve seen Vampi type some love stories regarding a specific favorite character of his, and… Yours may probably be better.
Vampi: It was the ONE STORY, Muse.
Dr Hare: E, I’m sure it was fine-
E: No! No waaaay am I explaining it, nuh uh, nah to the ah to the no no no! It’s… *swallows* it… uh…
Vampi: Next Q. I think I speak for me and Harvey both as friends when I say I don’t want E to make herself embarrassed.
E: It… it just… it involves a previous crush… it’s nothing… nothing bad… Just… *avoiding looking at Dr Hare*
Vampi: Still, next Q.
E: *embarrassed* Yeah…
Muse to E: Me, Vampi, and some of the rest of the ATG team are doing a battle of the bands thing against some of the AAaF members. Wanna be a judge?
E: *gasps* Really?!!
Muse: Yep. The ATG’s band is called The Muses, even though I’m judging and not playing.
E: Oh my gosh! You’d really want that?! Holy cow plant! I can’t believe this!
Vampi: Me and Fizz discussed it on Discord, actually. It was either you or one of Eyve’s friends that doesn’t get along with her at all.
E: … dang.
Vampi: We’re still working on the setlist of the Muses, actually.
Vampi: Anyway, let’s just move this along before I start rambling like I always do.
E: Probably for the best, since you’ve asked the ramble queen…
Vampi to all: Everyone at this point has forgotten about the true battle royale game. Agar.io. Thoughts?
E: Which one is that?
Dr Hare What is that?
Vampi: OH MY GOSH HOW HAVE YOU ALL NEVER HEARD OF AGARIO.
E: Vampi, I’ve probably seen all the .io games, I can’t keep track. Which one is Agar.io, was that the dots or the snakes or the tanks?
Vampi: The snakes and tanks are self explanatory, those are slither.io and tanki.io. The dots are Agario.
E: Oh, Ok.
Dr Hare: I’m confused, what is it?
E: Sorry, I didn’t want to bring another game that might take over people’s lives. Again.
Vampi: Never again.
TAS to all: *dances like Howard the alien*
E: … what. Also, why.
TAS: *just keeps dancing, the music still playing*
Black Widow: *cocks a tranquilizer gun*
E: WID NO
Vampi: Muse, plan Howard.
Muse: Got it. *goes up to TAS and whispers “Despacito 2”*
E: … Ok then! Moving on!
Celeste to all (both the Villains AND the Rulers): How’s your luck?
E: Dang. Vid call time! Someone set up the flat screen!
Black Widow: -_- Why.
*A few minutes later*
E: Hey guys!
Robin: Heeeellooooooo Earth!
Nice Coyote: Is that really what it looks like? Huh. A little disappointing.
E: -_- First off, this is literally just the apartment in a video call, second off, rude.
Avery: Hey everyone.
Dr Hare: *waves*
E: So the Q is “How’s your luck?”
Robin: Supernaturally insane.
Dr Hare: Eh…
Binary Bard: I’ll give you a maybe.
Nice Coyote: What the heck does that mean?
Lucky Wing: Keep going.
Nice Coyote: Mine is Ok, I guess.
Neat Berry: I don’t know.
E and Lucky Wing: Terrible.
Black Widow: And there you go.
Belladonna to all: I found out Vampi has listened to P!ATD before. Does that make him part emo?
E: Pff, no. I listen to metal/rock sometimes, and I’m not Goth.
Muse: Are you talking Ballroom Blitz level rock or Chop Suey level rock?
E: I have no idea what Chop Suey is, actually, so no idea.
Muse: Do you know System of a Down?
E: I said sometimes. Just Jonathan Young and a couple others.
Muse: I disapprove.
E: Ouch. Rude.
Arleen to E: Wait… You’re gonna use that ray to make Harvey completely human, aren’t you?
E: … How did you… *sighs* That obvious, huh? I’m… I’m not sure if it’ll actually work… but… I… *sighs again* I just want him to be happy. And… it was worth a shot. Binary’s helping me out, I’m not as tech savvy as I wish I were. I just… *blushes* Harvey deserves to be happy. I’m not big on that word, but… if this is what he wants, I’m more than willing to help. I want the option to be available for him. I want him to be happy. *sighs* But… we’re still working on it. It’s hard to program DNA, and I’m not the most technical person. Honestly, if I didn’t have help, I’d have be electrocuted a long time ago. Gads,I’m useless. I just… *shrugs* I want… it’s a nice feeling to be happy. And… I want to help people feel that. Especially… especially… Harvey. *blushes* I… yeah… I’m done here.
Arleen to DH: E thinks that you think she’s a creep ‘cus she said she’d rather kiss you then do the pocky challenge. Could you comfort her, please?
Dr Hare: She what? E? She’s not a creep, that’s ridiculous! I… I’m going to go talk to her. *calls* El?
E: *pokes her head in* Yeah?
Dr Hare: We need to talk. Do you have a minute?
E: … yeah. Y-yeah,I have a second. *Sits down on the couch, smoothing her hair nervously* What’s up?
Dr Hare: I… So… that Q about the Pocky challenge…
E: Oh. *Turns bright red* OH.
Dr Hare: Yeah… I-
E: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to say that I… I just got so flustered, I’m so sorry! I didn’t want… you…
Dr Hare: Hey hey, E, calm down, it’s Ok!
E: No, it’s not! I’m such an idiot, I shouldn’t have said anything! I’ve… I’ve ruined everything…
Dr Hare: E.
E: I should have never… I’m so stupid…
Dr Hare: E.
E: It was just so stupid! I shouldn’t have taken the Q! I-
Dr Hare: *grabs her shoulders* E.
E: *stops abruptly* Yeah?
Dr Hare: It’s Ok. You. Are. Fine. It’s Ok. And you’re not an idiot or stupid. I understand getting flustered. It happens, it’s perfectly fine.
E: B-but… I…
Dr Hare: It’s Ok. I… *pauses, then moves his hands* Sorry. You usually don’t like contact, sorry, I forgot for a second.
E: Harvey… thanks. Thanks for trying, I do appreciate it.
Dr Hare: Do you believe me though?
E: … I’m not sure.
Dr Hare: E, I’m serious. Don’t beat yourself up about this, it’s nothing major.
E: I… I’ll try.
Dr Hare: Listen, I…
E: No… I’m sorry, I just… I really do appreciate you trying.
Dr Hare: You’re welcome. Just wish I could help more.
E: I… I don’t understand why…
Dr Hare: Why what?
E: … why people ship us. You’re… you’re too good for me.
Dr Hare: E, don’t be ridiculous.
E: I’m serious! You’re amazing, just so helpful… but… I’m just… whiny and annoying.
Dr Hare: No, you’re not.
Dr Hare: No buts. You’re amazing, Ok?
E: If you say so. I just… That was a dumb thing for me to say. I’m sorry.
Dr Hare: It’s Ok El. Honestly, I’m kind of with you… I looked into it… and… it would have been pretty awkward if we had gone through with the challenge.
E: Yeah, but me yelling that I wanted to kiss you… *turns bright red* Gads, I’m an idiot.
Dr Hare: *flushes* Well… um… was it true?
E: … I… I… well… um… uh… I…
Dr Hare: Um…
E: … *kisses him on the cheek* There! I’m done! Challenge fulfilled! Kiss granted! *glances at Dr Hare, a little nervously* Sort of. I’m out! *runs off*
Dr Hare: … *rubs his cheek, blushing* That… I don’t know what that was.
??? to E: Did it ever feel weird to you that you’re friends with a bunch of now-reformed villains from another world?
E: Hmm. Well, honestly? Yes. Would I ask for anything else? Nope! Honestly, these guys are some of the best people that ever happened to me! No regrets! I wouldn’t be where I was if it weren’t for them. Honestly, I’d probably have died a long time ago…
Vampi: Well, seems like that’s it. While E’s settling down the Villains, I’ll take the duty of doing the end slate. You can send Qs, dares, inquiries, magic anons, gifts, and basically anything rated PG to Elyana aka E, Black Widow, Binary Bard, Dr Hare, Director D, we still have no idea what happened to Crawfish, Pop, Heather, Baymax, and the Rulers: Lucky Wing, Nice Coyote, Neat Berry, Robin, Avery and Perfect Cheetah… I still have yet to meet them. Bet they’re a great bunch. Hope you enjoy! And if you don’t mind a little self-promotion, me, Muse, Celeste, Leslie, and TAS come from MY ask series Ask the Group over on anticsandschematics.wordpress.com. Feel free to check us out, and without further ado, this has been Vampi. See ya’ll soon!
Itch: Portal’s ready. *Itch opens up a portal and the ATG crew step through*
E: *standing in the empty living room* … Whaddya mean settling down the Villains? I was just finishing up a personal… Oh never mind, this works.
So I hope you guys enjoyed that! That’s it for me, I’m tired! G’night!