Update: Um, OK, so, there’s a couple of pictures missing and I didn’t realize it until now, but I can’t add them because I’m at ruddy school. I’ll try and add them at lunch! Sorry for the inconvenience.
Updated update: They have been added now. Sorry it took so long guys, it’s been hard to get my crap together.
Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Sorry this is out late, I honestly forgot it was Monday. Despite the soul-crushing feel of the school day. Yay.
Random Viewer: Aren’t you going to say something about the 10 year anniversary of your favorite-
*Covers Random Viewers mouth* Shh…. It’ll be OK…
Random Viewer: But-
SHH. I promise there will be one, but it’s clearly not coming out today. The reason it didn’t come out last week is because I had a crap ton of homework back up a semi on my face from the 2 DAYS I missed school. Not that I’m bitter. Anyways, let’s get
down to business to the Qs!
DJAlexaHattomi: TO EVERYONE: QUOTE AS MANY MEMES AS YOU CAN. READY. SET. GO! should also add googling allowed this time, for extra meme-ality
E: Holy fridge. Um… Uh…
Black Widow: Guh, if this is another one of those answers where E and Dr Hare rattle off memes, I’m going to go insane
Binary Bard: Hey! I know memes too!
Dr Hare: Oh come on Wid, you know you like it!
Director D: Can we please get this over with?
Captain Crawfish: Aye, this be tiresome.
E: Alright! I get it! I’ll spill!
(Everyone looks at her)
E: It’s a lie, OK?!
Binary Bard: That’s a meme?
E: No! Maybe? I actually don’t know… Which is kind of the point! I don’t know a lot of memes, OK?! I only know one or two, and most of the time when a meme comes up, I just bluff my way through it! I don’t understand memes! I don’t know how they work! You now, being honest, if anyone knows a lot of memes in this house… It’s my brother.
Captain Crawfish: You have a brother?
E: Holy fridge James. How did you not know that?
Captain Crawfish: Lassy, kindly stop calling me that.
E: Kindly stop calling me Lassy. Anyways, yes I have a brother. Didn’t you see him… Oh right… You didn’t… Yeah, you haven’t met him. Yes, I have a brother. And he knows memes and plays video games. I have a picture. *Holds up picture of brown haired nerdy guy with glasses*
Binary Bard: He was the one we went with in Ripley’s, right?
E: Please never mention that place again, but yes.
Black Widow: I don’t get what you thought was so wrong with that place.
E: -_- Wid, pls. Anyways-
Director D: Hold on a moment… Did E’s brother remind you of anyone?
E: Uh… Myself, I guess? We don’t really look too alike, but-
Black Widow: Oh my G**! He looks like…
Captain Crawfish: He be like Binary!
Binary Bard: Wait, what?!
E: *pales* Aw fridge.
Binary Bard: You knew about this!?
E: Oh, right… I’m out! *Runs off*
Bendy Flyer To everyone: Favorite meme?
E: Bro! I hafta show them mine!
Dr Hare: You have a meme?
E: Lemme grab it! *Sprints out*
Dr Hare: You have a meme?!
Black Widow: This actually doesn’t surprise me.
E: *comes back in* Check out my masterpiece!
Dr Hare: That was not what I was expecting.
E: UiPE made this for me when I was just starting the community! That was a while ago, wow. I’m old… But yeah. There’s my meme face!
Binary Bard: But it isn’t a real meme…
E: Bruh. We just discussed this. IDC, this is fab.
To BB: Can I call you BBQ for now on? 😛
Binary Bard: No. Please just no.
E: Dude! It’s Kix!
Binary Bard: What?
E: Kix’s full online name is Kix Que! So my shipping friend calls get BBQ sometimes!
Binary Bard: Um… Thanks, now it sounds like a ship name.
E: ._. Oops. Time to go add that to the list of things I can’t ship.
Binary Bard: You’re that set?
E: I just want to live! DX *runs off*
Binary Bard: … I just want to meet this Kix!
Black Widow: Me too.
Kat girl to BW: Realistic art contest. Now.
Black Widow: I don’t usually draw people… I’m more of a-
E: LET’S GO IT IS ON! *Points at her* YOU ME TO THE FINISH!
Black Widow: Are you serous?
E: I can do this!
Black Widow: You draw anime style, Poptropican and whatever the heck this is!
E: Fabulous, that’s what that is.
Black Widow: I would crush you…
E: Then let’s go!
(20 minutes later)
E: … Yeah, that was a mistake.
Black Widow: You ready to show each other?
E: -_- I hate you.
Black Widow: *smirks* I know.
BB: What’s your fave book? I like Percy Jackson.
Binary Bard: I’m not sure, actually. I read a lot so-
E: Artemis Fowl…
Binary Bard: I think we can guess E’s is.
E: You bet your boot-shanckles.
Binary Bard: I bet my what?
E: Ne’er mind.
CC: Do you actually know how to swim? Just wondering.
E: Can pirates swim?! Oh my heck I never thought of this! Most sailors way back when couldn’t, but could a pirate?!
Captain Crawfish: I… I can swim.
E: Awesome. I love hanging out with you guys, it makes me feel like I live in a fantasy world.
BW: Nice hair.
Black Widow: Why thank you.
E: I can’t tell if she was being sarcastic or not.
Black Widow: Same answer.
E: Fair point.
DD: Can you pleeeaaasssee give me a moustache? The stick on kind itch. ALOT.
Director D: What? I- *sighs* I don’t have magic hair powers, ok?! I’m not completely obsessed with hair!
E: Heh heh heh. I can help on the mustache thing though, shockingly.
Director D: Are you serious?
E: Yup, maybe. Harvey and I… Well, OK, mostly Harvey, were working in this hair growth gun, kind of for you, but it only kind of works.
Director D: Meaning?
E: Meaning we… He accidentally created a mustache ray? But it only works half the time and only on your upper lip.
Director D: I question how you spend your time.
E: Who doesn’t?
DH: Have you ever been to college?
Dr Hare: Yes, actually, I went to N.I.S.S. a little while back.
E: He graduated young BTW.
Dr Hare: This is true.
E: And I still hafta go to SCHOOL.
Dr Hare: And if you’re wondering, yes, I do sometimes help her with her homework occasionally, but usually she just does it herself.
E: When I actually do it you mean.
Dr Hare: Not that she’s bitter about it or anything.
E: Heaven forbid.
E: Have you ever dyed your hair? Just wondering (again)
E: Me? Nah, my hair’s always been naturally this shade. You know, blonde. Hmm…. Hey Harvey!
Dr Hare: *Looks up* Eh?
E: My hair. More sandy blonde or honey blonde?
Dr Hare: Um… Sandy.
E: Sandy blonde. It changes as the year goes round, so I can only do so much to keep track… I barely brush it as it is… But this frizz-ball is naturally blonde to answer your question.
LW: Your wings look a little small on you. ;P
E: I know all the scientific evidence of how she can have wings and how they can actually hold her weight! So-
Lucky Wing: Please no.
Everyone: I asked everyone a question, right?
Director D: You have now.
E: Well then.
Everyone: How awesome is the person that is me?
E: You is all the awesome!
Black Widow: I thought you were a grammer nerd E.
E: I’m trying to be funny Wid. Don’t ruin my thunder!
Dr Hare: Is that how that phrase goes?
Haha! I am daring everyone to lick a tree
E: I licked a door once.
(Everyone looks at her)
Director D: Are you serous?
E: Yes! I have other friends outside this, OK? And they’re just as weird as you lot, if not weirder….
Binary Bard: What were you doing?
E: *mutters something under breath*
Captain Crawfish: What?
E: Truth or Dare, OK?!
Black Widow: Are you serious? We had to ban that game!
E: I couldn’t exactly say “my friend the ex-cat-burglar says I can’t play Truth or Dare because me and my other friends tend to blow up the house playing it,” Ok?! That sounds weird even to me! We didn’t destroy anything, though I… Never mind, tell ya guys later.
Dr Hare: ._. Dang E.
(E is wrapping a bandage around her foot)
Dr Hare: Are you OK?
E: Me? I’m fine. Why?
Dr Hare: Um… You’re wrapping a bandage around your foot.
E: Oh that? Nah, just banged my toe good during school today, bent the nail back. Just before lunch ended. And it was bleeding during the first 5 minutes. And the girl in front of me gave me a disgusted look, but I’m already pretty sure she thinks I’m a freak, so whatever.
Dr Hare: Oh.
E: I have weird stories. Seriously, I’m honestly shocked no one asked about the date. Grateful, but shocked.
Dr Hare: You’re probably going to get a question about what happened at Ripley’s.
E: Oh sonofamother. I’m only doing that one if someone makes me. i.e puts in a Q so I hafta tell. Anyways, rules?
Dr Hare: Rules.
If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana,
the moshmella, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, experiences we’ve had, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die, at which point I’ll probably come back as a ghost and make Kix do it. Because I’m like that. Ask away!
E: People do realize I actually modify that slightly ever time, right?
Dr Hare: *shrug*
E: Anyways! Hope you guys enjoyed that chaos! I’ll going to go crash now and hopefully wake up in less pain than I did today! It’s not much, just a million knots in my back due to stress, it just hurts. Often.
Dr Hare: You really do get more honest when you’re tired. In interesting ways.
E: I agree with that. So yeah! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!
PS: word count 1815 if you were wondering.