In advance, I’m really, really sorry. A is an emotionally manipulative witch who doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings. So she might not be the nicest. She kind of ends up insulting everyone ever. She also ends up swearing once or twice, but I bleeped it out. So I’m sorry! She is trying to make you mad, so if you’re mad by the end of this… that’s pretty normal? And again, I’m so sorry! I hope you enjoy?
Dr Hare: Hey, um, guys?
Binary Bard: What?
Black Widow: *puts phone down* What’s wrong?
Dr Hare: Well… I’ve got bad news and… more bad news.
A: Hello everyone!
Binary Bard: ._. Um…
Black Widow: Who is this and why is she inside E?
A: Quick on the uptake there peacock!
Black Widow: *raises eyebrow* Excuse me?
A: I’m A, I’m an eidolon, I’ve taken over E, and I’m going to stay here a while!
Binary Bard: Hang on, what? That’s not Ok!
A: Oh, but it had better be! You don’t get a choice anymore! Let’s do the AtV now!
Binary Bard: But-
A: Nope! AtV! Let’s go!
(Also, a couple things I need to cover. Heather is on a trip out and about, since she’s going back to college. Pop is at Kat’s, here’s a link to her blog too! I was going to cover these in storyline, but… ran out of time. I’m really sorry! I’ll write up a little something about that soon tho!)
The Dolphin Violinist to A: 😤 are you the demon that’s been living inside the Tails Doll in the Sonic fandom?
A: Am I the what now? I’m not part of the Sonic universe, I’d like to think I’m above such silly things as fandoms.
Another: so..are you like…a demon, ghost, alien, germ?
A: I’m an eidolon, as I said before. Why would I be a germ, wouldn’t that be a parasite?
Fizzson, Arleen, and Mimi to E: Are you okay?!
A: If she were able to answer, I’m sure she’d say… no. Actually, she could answer, I’m just not letting her! *Smiles* Aren’t I a tease?
Arleen to A: Alright, explain. Who are you, why are you here, how did you get here, why are you in E’s body, and do I need to come beat you out of her?
A: Well, clearly I explained a good deal of that before. I’ll cut you a little slack, I suppose. *Clears throat* I’m an eidolon, I’m here because I need a body, I got here through a dimensional rift and then entered E’s body a little later, I’m in here because it just so happens her body is perfect for me, and… well… *laughs derisively* You can try! I don’t care. It’s not like I feel the pain anyways, you’d just be hurting E! *Giggles* And good luck with that.
Fizzson to DH: You don’t think A has anything to do with the dart, do you?
Dr Hare: Well, she said she does, so I think so. Honestly, for all I know, she could be lying through her teeth, but I don’t think she is… It makes sense, especially with the dimension irregularities around the area… I really need to find the source of those, but… clearly I’m busy right now…
Ultia to DH: Would you like me to intervene, or can you handle this “A” by yourself?
Dr Hare: Well…
A: *cheerfully* Nope! No interference or people get hurt! *Pinches his cheek* So cute if you to try tho! *Skips off*
Dr Hare: … I don’t know. I just don’t know.
Smiley to A: Well now. Regardless of your intentions, I must say you are an interesting turn of events. =)
A: I know, right? *Giggles* I admire your work by the way! If all goes well, maybe we can work together sometime!
Fizzson to A: I swear, if you try to pull anything, I will not hesitate to sick Ultia, Smiley, and several other dangerous people on you.
A: For shame! You should never threaten a lady! Besides, let them try! What would happen to E, hmm? You can’t get rid of me without getting rid of her! And that should break poor Harvey’s heart. Better leave me be, hmm?
Despair to A: You’re not going to hurt E… Are you?
A: Well… I guess that depends, doesn’t it? I don’t want a mangled body. But I don’t feel her pain, like I said. *Inspects her fingernails* These are nice… she keeps her fingernails long. At any rate, I’m not planning on hurting her, unless, well, *giggles* unless someone doesn’t keep their part of the bargain? But I doubt that’ll happen. I could hurt her though. I could hurt her, a lot. But not yet, not yet.
estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to heather: heroes of olympus? I love that series!
Heather: I’m very fond of it. *Pauses* You know, E texted me something about that earlier, something about an eidolon… it was really weird… I don’t know how to describe it. Then a good 24 hours later, my brother texts me asking what I knew about them. I told him everything I could, but… I’m kinda worried to be honest… I’ll figure it out when I get back.
To heather and binary: Hey, ima Ravenclaw too! Yay!
(Since they’re in different places… you know what time it is!)
Heather: Awesome! Ravenclaws are the best!
Binary Bard: *thumbs up* Nice.
To A: WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS?! I CAN AND WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOU NONEXISTENT ON THIS UNIVERSE, OR ANY UNIVERSE!
A: *giggles* You all are too cute! I’ve gotten many a variation on this Q. I shall said above, so you may go read that if you want answers. Although… you say you’ll find a way to make me non-existent? Good luck. You think people haven’t tried? People fear eidolons, you want to know why? Well… spoiler alert, it ain’t pretty sunshine. You aren’t getting rid of me.
Sporty Boa to everyone: 1. If you could hangout with one of the Mighty Action Force members (World Guy, Elf Archer, Iron Face) who would it be?
A: … who are these people?
Dr Hare: Don’t worry about it A.
A: Ok, whatever. *Walks off*
Dr Hare: Anyways… let’s try and answer the question like normal people.
Binary Bard: I’m thinking Iron Face, I used to love reading him as a kid.
Black Widow: They didn’t have comic books where you were from, you nerd.
Binary Bard: Hey!
Dr Hare: I still read them too Mordred, it’s Ok. I’d love to meet any of them.
Black Widow: Elf Archer.
Black Widow: Where is everyone?! We’re missing like, half the cast!
Binary Bard: I think they’re hiding.
2 Do you guys look up to anyone? if so, who?
Black Widow: D B Cooper.
Binary Bard: Who?
Black Widow: Never mind.
Dr Hare: I’ve always liked Dr Dan, from Monster Carnival, he’s pretty cool.
A: … Wait, aren’t his grandkids… never mind, I’ll make E tell you later.
Dr Hare: … what?
Binary Bard: I look up to Archimedes, I guess.
A: I look up to Pennywise.
Black Widow: Of course you do, that’s cause you’re a total creep.
A: *mildly shocked* Rude! You’re usually not this mean.
Black Widow: Usually my friend isn’t being possessed, so I guess anything can happen!
A: … I… Ooh! You’re the worst! *Stomps off*
Binary Bard: That… was kind of impressive.
Black Widow: Mmm.
3 Has anyone seen Captain Crawfish??
A: No, he’s probably dead.
Dr Hare: Um… yes, we may have found him, but we’re not sure, we don’t know how to get him back and… yeah, there you go.
A: Bor-ring! Can we move on please?! This is my AtV session, let’s get to the good stuff!
Dr Hare: … um…
A: Whatever, why am I asking you? *Stomps off*
Dr Hare: … I.. guess that worked.
To Pop: 1. Your favorite kids show? 2. What do you want to be when you grow up? 3. What are your interests?
Dr Hare: Pop is at Kat’s right now, E… she wanted him to get out of the house more. Ironic, isn’t it? I’m just glad he’s not here to suffer through all this, he doesn’t deserve that. I’m… I’m keeping him there until A is gone. If that ever happens at least. I just… I don’t know.
(I’ll add them in next week’s, I guess.)
Purple Claw to zeus: what do you think of people better than you
A: *pouts* No Qs for me then? I’m not calling the Rulers, they’ll try and expel me. That brunette-dark-chick, Robin? She might actually succeed, but not until several people got… hurt. I don’t want that. You don’t want that. We don’t want that. Maybe this Q will wait a little, hmm?
(I’ll throw it in next week’s too. This is getting to be a pain, I’m sorry.)
Sakura to BB: How is love not logical?
Binary Bard: It’s not that it’s never logical, it’s that it’s not always logical. Case in point. Also, find the logic of a teenaged human and a rabbit-person falling in love. But just because it’s not always logical, doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. *Shrugs* Take it how you want.
TAS to everyone: Me hoy minoy?
Dr Hare: … is this a meme?
Binary Bard: Probably.
Vampi to E(3… get it?): Don’t be sorry. I legitimately saw that New Character Q coming. Fizz had spoiled it for me during our crossover ^_^
A: She knew as well, she’s just too nice for spoilers. *pauses* I don’t get it. 3? What’s that mean?
Elyssa to E: I’m not going to spoil anything for you, but there are two MLP episodes in Season 5 that are super important to the fandom: S5E9 and S5E18. Even if you aren’t caught up (like me and Vampi are), WATCH THEM.
A: … What? Stop peppering me with Qs I don’t understand!
Dr Hare: They’re for E…
A: I don’t care!
TAS to A: during your part of the outro why did you speak in mocking spongebob?
A: Mocking SpongeBob? No, don’t be ridiculous. You try using a phone keyboard for the first time ever. I know how to work it now, but it was also supposed to be scary! *Huffs* I don’t think I like you TAS.
Alexa, Arisu, and Annabeth to A: Welcome to the A team. A demon like you could help us out.
A: Ha! I get it! A demon like you, well done. You probably didn’t even mean to do it. Oh well. As for the team? I don’t team. That’s how you get banned from Minecraft servers.
(These are from the A story)
Smiley to A: Well, well! I must say, your style is quite admirable. =)
A: Why thank you! I try. *sing-songs* Everybody fears me, nobody likes me… well, too bad, so sad! Y’all have to deal with me!
Arleen to A: I… But… Well… Ugh, fine. You can stay until we figure this all out. (As much as I hate to say it.)
A: *giggles* Oh, I’m sure you’re totally not planning something behind my back. Definitely not… *giggles again* Just keep in mind I’ve still got E at my… Disposal. *winks* You’d be careful there chickadee!
Despair to A: Oh gosh… You’re scary….
A: Aw, thank you! *Smiles in her not-so-sane-way* Just what I want to hear! Scared people let well alone after all! Anyways, you all should be scared. Fear inspires… respect.
Fizzson to DH: . . . Darnit. I… I want so badly to fix this, but I don’t know how….
Dr Hare: I… I know… I… This is all my fault… I… I should have been more careful… I should have watched out for Elyana, but… and now… she’s gone. And it’s all my fault. I don’t… I can’t… I can’t… I’m sorry. I’ve.. I’ve failed.
The Dolphin Violinist to all (I guess) Dr Strange stays for the atv to “observe” A.
A: Who is this weirdo?
Dr Hare: He’s from the MCU, he’s a sorcerer.
A: Ah nah, I ain’t letting this slide. Ain’t nobody gonna be watching me.
(He never showed up so… I dunno what he’s doing. He’s probably dealing with whatever happened in Infinity War. NO SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS PLS kthx.)
Join the 1D fandom (the dark side) we have carrots, cookies, chicken and chocolate.
A: You mean Director D? I haven’t seen him to be honest. Shouldn’t he be here?
*calls Loki back to atv to “observe” A as well.*
A: Ain’t nobody observing me! I bet I could beat him.
(He also never showed, sadly. I dunno where the Avengers hang on their down time, but no one’s here, so… we make do?)
Ok but like..have you seen the 5th season of Ninjago yet, this is right out of their playbook 😂
A: Ninjago? So childish. Which is probably why E watches it.
(A, you suck.)
A..I’ve come to bargain…I have a heafty bounty of stuffed animals in exchange for El.
A: Hmm… tempting… I can’t possess dolls tho… maybe you should just give the dolls?
*if all else fails, throw water at her, works on ghosts* 😆
A: … now I’m wet. Congratulations. I’m still here, you’re not getting rid of me. Not for a long, long, loooooong time… *grins* And I’m not one of your hosts ghosts… I’m an eidoooooooloooon…
estherli521 AKA ZIppy Sky to A: an Eidolon, you say? According to Greek mythology the only weakness you have is charmspeak,which I do NOT have. Well, here’s a deal, take it or leave it. If you successfully make Harvelyana cannon, the leaving her body without harming her in any way, I’ll call up a few friends and make a robot body similar to E’s and let you stay there.
A: You aren’t the only one who’s said that, you know. At least 3 people have told me that if I make Harveyana a thing, they’ll like me and I’ll go from most hated to most liked. And… can I be serious a minute? I don’t give a d**m. Harvey is cute, but I personally have no interest in him, minus manipulating him into getting me what I want. And blackmail power, that’s nice too. As much as E wants to kiss him, I don’t care. She doesn’t matter anymore. But! *Claps her hands together* Charmspeak? I’d like to see you try. It’s not our weakness, just a way some of those other eidolins have been defeated. Serves them right for not thinking about that, idiots. I’ve been checking, and the only person with anything like Charmspeak with Cyree from the AtG. And let her try! I don’t care, it’s E’s funeral. As for your deal? I’m quite comfortable with this body. I don’t know why you’re all obsessing with E’s fate, she’s not all that interesting. I don’t want a robot body, I like humans, they’re much cozier. And so much more alive! *Whispers* As annoyingly repetitive as E is… she knows so much interesting stuff! Did you know that almost all zippers are made by the same company? It’s called YKK, it’s Japanese, and if you look, it’s on the pulling bit. Check for yourself, it’s legit. *Smiles smugly* See? Useless facts for days! I’m staying right here!
To Hare: I sure hope everything will be alright. Eidolons are powerful, but here’s a tip: if you do something that brings up a memory that is of strong importance or connection to her, she will temporarily regain control over the eidolon.
Dr Hare: I… I didn’t know that. I’ve been talking to Heather, she’s told me everything she knows, but… I wonder if… *pauses, then calls* A?
A: What is it, Harvey darling?
Dr Hare: Please stop calling me that.
A: *winks* Maybe. What’s up? Did you realize your undying affection for me? *Poses dramatically*
Dr Hare: … no. I just wanted to ask you about this. *Holds up E’s bracelet*
A: It’s a bracelet. Duh.
Dr Hare: *tosses it to her* Take a look.
A: Oh look, an inscription. *Reads* Happy Valentine’s day, your friend Harvey. Sweet.
Dr Hare: Do you remember getting it?
A: I… *frowns* I… I do. You gave it to… to E. To me.
Dr Hare: You remember?
A: Yeah… Crossover. Kat. Awkward. *Eyes flicker between blue and gold* You were so cute when you gave me the bracelet… Gah! *Collapses*
Dr Hare: E! *Runs to her* E, talk to me, please!
E: I… Harvey, I…
Dr Hare: What? What is it?
*E’s eyes snap back to gold and A takes control again*
A: Get you hands off me! *Smacks him*
Dr Hare: A, I thought-
A: *livid* You thought nothing! *Stands up* I bet you think you’re soooo clever getting through for a minute, huh?! Like you’d get her back! You’re not getting her back! Get that through your d**m mind! I’m in control now! You need to leave me the h**l alone! You try and pull something like that again, I will hurt people.
Dr Hare: But-
A: But nothing, you idiot! She’s gone! Maybe if you weren’t such a d**m failure, you’d still have your girlfriend! *Throws the bracelet on the ground and stomps off*
Dr Hare: *stunned silence* Did… um…
Binary Bard: Hare.
Dr Hare: *looks up* What?
Binary Bard: I’ve been watching, doing some research… I think I have an idea.
Dr Hare: Like what? You’ve seen her, her threats, how can you be sure? She’ll hurt E!
Binary Bard: We need to talk.
A: Talking?! *Pokes her head into the living room* What’s going on in here?
Dr Hare: *looks away* Nothing.
A: I’m sure. *Points at Binary Bard* Explain?
Binary Bard: Just an idea about the next crossover.
A: Oh. *Raises an eyebrow* If that’s all…
Dr Hare: … yeah. That’s it.
A: Alright then. *Ships off, humming Hellfire*
(That’s a Disney song by the way. Blame Disney, not me.)
Binary Bard: … She’s… Um…
Dr Hare: *sighs, then stands* I’m in. We need E back as soon as possible.
Again, I’m sorry.
Send all the Qs you want! E will be back next week, somehow. (Oops, spoilers.) Anyways, there will be another story for Qs, dunno when it’ll be done. But soon I’ll swap back to Mondays, cause the Wednesday thing isn’t really for me. Finals hit me hard, as did homework, but schools over soon! I’m currently at the last day, so I’m done in just a few hours! Soon. Anyways, that’s it for me! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!