Ask the Villains #39, Chaos.

Dr Hare: Where’s El at?

Black Widow: Dunno, she’s your girlfriend.

Dr Hare: You guys are impossible. We’re not dating.

Binary Bard: Sure.

E: *Run in and slams the door behind her* OK HI GUYS

Black Widow: What happened to you?

E: *panting* Fine… I’m fine!

Dr Hare: El, you’ve got a huge cut down your arm! What happened?!

E: Well… I kinda… Got… lost… *sighs* There’s these… Stormtroopers? Literal. Freaking Stormtroopers.

Black Widow: Cosplayers.

E: That charged me and yelled “Get her!”

Black Widow: Insane college cosplayers.

E: The blasters that nearly killed me seemed pretty real!

Dr Hare: Oh my gosh, are you OK?!

E: Fine now. I lost them, but why they were coming after me is in question.

Binary Bard: Why Stormtroopers?

Black Widow: Did they say anything else?

E: Um… Let’s see… *stands up straight, points and says in a gruff voice* “There she is!” *put on a toneless voice* “Just like the Dark Lady said!” *goes gruff again* “Get her!” *relaxes body* There you go, that’s when I ran.

Dr Hare: Weird… Are you alright?

E: *waves* Don’t worry about me, I’ll live. It’s Monday, right? We need to do the AtV!

Dr Hare: You sure you want t-

E: Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?!

 

Sporty Boa To Everyone: Can you wish my sister a happy 18th birthday!

Black Widow: Happy 18th. Good luck. You’ll need it.

E: You’re a ray of sunshine Wid. Happy bday to your sis SB!

Binary Bard: 18 is a big mile marker in life.

Dr Hare: Yeah it is. Wasn’t actually that long ago…

E: Why am I nearly 17 right now.

Dr Hare: What?

E: Nothing.

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(Excluding E & Pop) What were you guys up to when you were 18?
E: Ouch. Why can’t I be picked…

Black Widow: You’re not 18, you’re 16.

E: I just like to be included. I’m kidding anyways, you guys are good. Carry on.

Black Widow: Might have been in jail, not sure.

E: How many times have you been in jail…

Binary Bard: Anyways… I was working for the king, just starting out.

E: Cymbeline.

Binary Bard: What?

E: Nothing, just thinking about… nothing, never mind.

Dr Hare: Um, 18… That’s not too long ago… I think I was graduating college? Yeah, sounds about right.


To BB: Is your face water-proof? (Weird Question)
Binary Bard: No, it’s a fairly good question. Mine is, it’s easier that way.

E: So you can have pool parties. Dangit I miss summer.
To BW: Can you teach me some french?
Black Widow: Meh, peut-être un jour.

E: Wid, why.

Black Widow: Parce que je peux.

E: Light you.

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Fizzle To DD: You need a cat.

Director D: What?

E: Frigg. Yes. So help me I will get you a cat.

Director D: Why…

E: Because you need a cat! Road trip y’all!

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To E: Hey, I only called DH by his real name once when sending to Heather, and that was ‘cus it just seemed to make sense since the two are family.

E: No, you’re fine. Most people are pretty good about it. Honestly, he doesn’t mind that much. It’s kind of me… I’m just being… I dunno, picky? I just… *sighs* Being stupid.

Black Widow: I know what this is.

E: What?

Black Widow: It’s called, you’re in love.

E: What?! *Flushes* Are you nuts?! This is just a crush!

Black Widow: First step is denial.

E: Wid! This is not one of those 5 step things!

Black Widow: Anger.

E: *groans* I’ll freaking pay you to shut up about this.

Black Widow: Bargaining.

E: Ugh! *Storms off, fuming*

Black Widow: And… *calls after her* Depression is next!

E: Shut up!

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To BB: How many languages do you know and can speak fluently?

Binary Bard: Latin, English, Italian, and a little bit of Spanish.

E: Der Mann ist… is something. Ugh, light this.

Binary Bard: German not going so well?

E: Shut up.

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To E (Again): Dangit, E. her name is Heather, and you keep writing her name as Harriet in parts of the AtVs. -_-

E: What does he- OH GOSH DARN IT

Heather: Don’t worry, it happens.

E: See Heather?! This is what happens when I’m up stupid late after writing about meeting Eli! Heck, I wasn’t kidding about not being functioning either… Oh well, it’s not as bad as the DA thing. Coulda been worse. 

Heather: Wait, what?

E: Nothing. I fixed it, won’t happen again. Ugh, I can’t get anything right today.

Heather: Don’t worry about it, really. I’m sure you’re not messing up everything…

E: Girl, don’t get me started.

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To E (Again again): When did you first get Poptropica (the game.) and what were your first impressions?

E: I first discovered the game clear back in about 2007, maybe 2008, and my first impression was that it was really cool. I was also obsessed with Webkinz at that time, but… only one of those stuck. So here I am, being a huge nerd to this day! *smiles* Worth it!

Dr Hare: Best game ever.

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To DH: Been working on any gadgets lately?
Dr Hare: Always! I’m always working on something, I love creating stuff! El helps me out with most of them nowadays… *goes lightly pink* She’s great to have around, I couldn’t have asked for better. Seriously, I just… wow. *Shakes head* Oh gosh, distracted, sorry.

Binary Bard: No, please continue describing your crush’s beauty.

Dr Hare: *flushes* Shut up.

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The Dolphin Violinist To Natasha (Black Widow, yes I’m a fan)

Black Widow: I’m not Natasha.

E: You’re close. Ish. Just go for it!

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1. Fav Avenger?

Black Widow: I would think this is a given.

E: Besides Black Widow! The alternate Dimensional one I mean.

Black Widow: Fine… I liked Spiderman alright. He didn’t entirely about me and sort of reminded me of E.

E: Boo yah!

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2. How’s Bucky (Winter Soldier)?

E: He be froze bro.

Black Widow: Right.
3. What’s Loki up to? 😅😆

Black Widow: He’s undoubtedly creating trouble.

E: Remind to get Harvey to take me to a Marvel universe. Ooh, maybe I can convince him to take me to 1234…

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4. Whatever happened in Budapest with you and Hawkeye?

Black Widow: I’m not that Black Widow… but I don’t know, it’s all just speculation at this point.

E: *shrugs* I dunno, and I’m the biggest nerd here. Sorry.

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E: So! That wraps up! *looks around and sighs* Anyways, yeah, hope you guys liked that!

Black Widow: Do you know what comes after depression?

E: More… depression?

Black Widow: Acceptance.

E: -_- Oh, you’re referring to the name question. I see how it is.

Black Widow: Yup.

E: I just nearly died and you’re still on about my crush.

Black Widow: I’m sure you’ll be fine.

E: We hope. I don’t even care right now, I’m kind of salty.

 

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, kiss, injury, timeline, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (Dirty Sinners), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (I am known by many names…) on Discord or whatever and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that from the first sentence. The main 6 7 (8?) people to ask are as follows: Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, El, Elyana, Phineas and Ferb guys, come on, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game, and Heather, Dr Hare’s sister, who’s staying with us for now. PLUS Lucky Wing🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Since, you know, she’s in another dimension. Hence video calls. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. (Again, video calls.) You can ask about dreams(HI), candy canes(Merry freaking Christmas in 11 months), crushes, ships, hair, opinions, Poptropica, rocks(DO ROCKS), pancakes, experiences we’ve had, Webcomics, never have I ever games, Reality TV, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica(the game and the person, and yeah.)… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Or homework. Or holidays Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Or just be dead, whatever.) Ask away!

 

E: Hmm. Harvey, you familiar with Grammarly?

Dr Hare: A little bit, why?

E: Well, it was bugging me on my school computer earlier today.

Dr Hare: What did it tell you?

E: Let’s see, every single ‘coulda shoulda woulda’ I include because that’s how I talk, every Dr without a period, the like. I know all my grammar, it’s only bugging me about the things I’m already aware of.

Dr Hare: So you’re a grammar nerd?

E: Yes. Absolutely. Well, I’ll wrap up, I gotta go!

Dr Hare: You’re always in a rush El.

E: Tell me about it… *sighs* I’ll be quick, don’t worry. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

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Who’s your attraction?

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! And today, I’m going to ask what’s probably the most asked question in high school, middle school, junior high, elementary school, homeschool circles, and Truth or Dares.

*Gets close to you*

Who do you like?

Black Widow: Something’s wrong with you Wing!

E: There is not! Mostly!

So, yeah! It may sounds ridiculous, but I legit want to know here. Because… we are a fandom. And fandoms have crushes.

Facts of life.

So I’m curious, what are they? What people do people think are the coolest/hottest/most attractive. This is more informative than “TELL ME YOUR DARKEST SECRETS,” so I set up an anonymous poll. (It also took me forever, but ya know.) It’s pretty simple and you won’t have to connect yourself with it in the slightest. Or even do it, but hey, if you do, it’ll make my life easier. I’ll post the results in… ooh, 2 weeks! Feburary 1st! That’s perfect!

Random Viewer: What about the other poll from like September?!

E: Shut it you!

That… I decided I wanted to draw up a few responses for that and… I need to do that or man up and not do that. I dunno.

Anyways, here’s your poll!

A lovely little poll

I’ll post the results soon! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Community Celebrity: Lucky Wing — Poptropica Help Blog

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Hello, everyone — Lucky Joker here, and welcome to Community Celebrities! Community Celebrities is a PHB series where people of the Poptropica community get to be in the spotlight for their involvement and activity in the community, by being interviewed here on the PHB so fellow Poptropicans can get to know them a bit more. […]

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Ask the Villains #38, Another Episode

Hey guys. You ever nearly forgot it was Monday? Yeah, me neither, Mondays tend to suck out my joy. Oh well, Happy Civil Rights day everyone! It’s times like this I try remember to treat everyone equally. Except for the scumbags who are racist/sexist/jerks. Then I’mma fight them to the death, but whatever! On a happier subject, here’s the AtV! Hope you enjoy!

Cyree, Alexa, and Vampi to E: This thing you are talking about… What is this thing?

E: Right, the thing. Well… I don’t really like to talk about what 100 things I’m working, because it feels like bragging or no one really cares, but I’m trying to make a webcomic, I have a couple ideas, one of them has a really crazy plot line and that’s the one I’m referencing. No spoilers, but there are sirens in it, maybe not as the main part, but it is important. It’s just a side project of mine, I guess.

Dr Hare: Nothing wrong with that.

E: It is if you have as many as I do.

Dr Hare: Ah.

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Trusty to Harvey: You should remember me. I fought you before. I do have to say, that gigantic rabbit spaceship idea was pretty good, but the aerodynamics really don’t work in that favor.

Dr Hare: Yeah, I have no idea who this is.

E: *grabs computer* Hi Trusty, this is another form of your friend Lucky. And this is my friend, another form of the Dr Hare you know. I know, confusing, but you never fought this guys, sorry.

Dr Hare: It was aerodynamic! Kind of…

E: Dude, you weren’t even going into aerodynamics. You told me yourself.

Dr Hare: Right, I forgot about that. Remind me to stop doing that.

E: Doing what?

Dr Hare: Telling you things.

E: Hey! *smacks him playfully* Rude!

Dr Hare: *laughs* Sorry!

*Later*

Black Widow: Nice flirting back there.

E: What?!

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Itch to E: Don’t forget about the disc. Muahaha.

E: Ugh. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh… At this point, I’m tempted to create a computer virus and fry the disc. And I’m not be good at being particular at what I fry.

Dr Hare: You can create a virus?

E: Well… No… I was willing to try.

Dr Hare: Oh. What disc is it?

E: *flushes* It’s not important, don’t worry about it!

Dr Hare: But I-

E: *covers his mouth* Really. Don’t.

Dr Hare: *goes pink* Mmph?

E: Mmph indeed.

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Vampi to everyone: I meant all the characters I have. Also there’s a new girl who wants to say something in Latin? I have no idea, have Mordred take care of translating it.

E: Ooh, Latin. I don’t actually know… any. Other. Languages. At all. *Runs Google translate*

Binary Bard: Hey, I could do it you know. I’m actually fluent in latin.

E: Would you tho?

Binary Bard: Fair enough. Was is everyone calling me Mordred?

E: Because it’s your name…?

Binary Bard: Yeah, but it’s a bit too familiar.

E: I feel ya. Everyone’s been calling Harvey… Well, Harvey, and you know he doesn’t like that. Not unless you’re one of his friends.

Binary Bard: Or you.

E: We’re friends!

Binary Bard: Uh huh, sure. Just friends. Sure.

E: Hey!

Binary Bard: And now I leave.

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“New Girl” to E: O Dominae E? Mihi placet scelerati vestri Ask serie. Custodi ea et iungere ut Alexa in altera crossover! (Oh, Mrs. E? I like your wicked Ask the series. Guard will join them next to Alex in the crossover!)

E: Das klingt gut! Und danke dir! Wir genießen es sehr! Ich kann kein Latein, aber ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch. Um ehrlich zu sein, das ist GT, aber bald werde ich genug wissen! War Frau ein Fehler? Ich glaube, ich bin gerade Single …Zuletzt habe ich nachgesehen.

Dr Hare: What are you typing?

E: A sorry excuse for a language I’m trying to learn.
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Shay to Question to E: How’s school (if it’s started)?

E: It’s school. I’m about halfway through the school year, so there’s that. It’s pretty good, minus the fact that one of my teachers hates me this tri.

Dr Hare: Trimester.

E: Trimester. So yeah, school is pretty good. No other complaints.

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Have the Villains ever visited your school

E: Yes and no… B and Harvey both came over one day, but they didn’t come in… So no? I do want to show Harvey tho…. Since we kind of talk about it a lot. Because I’m there. A lot. Oh! And they did come see my one acts, so I guess that they’ve been in the Fine Arts area, at least a tiny bit. Dunno if that counts tho.

*Meanwhile…*

Dr Hare: I’ve only personally been twice, though… don’t tell El, I did get offered a sub job there soon. Not sure if I’m taking it or not.

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Question to a random villain and/or all the villains: HOW DO I BECOME A VILLAIN TOO

Black Widow: You kill people.

E: Wid!

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To Poptropica the 10 year old child: What did you do to celebrate your birthday? yes i know this question doesn’t make sense but then again, neither do i
E: SAME!

Poptropica: No, it makes sense. I don’t do a lot… There wasn’t really anyone to celebrate it with last time so-

E: What?!

Poptropica: But it’s ok.

E: No! Birthdays are supposed to be special!

Poptropica: Mine was though! I met you!

E: Aw! *Hugs him* That is too sweet!

Poptropica: Love you momma!

E: Love you too.

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To E: wht type of phone do u hv i suck at grammar
E: Same. But I have a… Ooh, what model is this? Harvey, help me out here.

Dr Hare: Yeah sure, no problem.

Pic DH: Ok, go to settings…. E: Cheese and crackers, that’s all I needed? Phone info, right?

Dr Hare: Yeah. Ok, it looks like you have a… Moto E?

E: My phone shares my name! Go figure.

Dr Hare: *laughs* Guess so!

Black Widow: This is the part where you kiss!

E: This is the part where you shut up!

Dr Hare: Oh gosh.

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OH YOURE A POPCORN LOVER, TOO?
E: Always my friend! I was also out ideas at the time so…

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sorry for the horrible punctuation and grammar and whatever, had a crummy day at school today

E: Aw, I’m sorry! Don’t worry about it, I use terrible grammar. At least I do when I’m talking. Writing, eh, used to be real bad, but hey, people improve!  You got this! Best of luck to you Shay!

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Fizzle to E: Have you been playing that Metroid style game I brought your attention to?

E: Not yet… Working on it. Metroid is life tho…

Binary Bard: I’ve never seen you play it by life.

E: Welp. Have you seen me play anything?

Binary Bard: Minus Smash, not really. And that’s mostly with Hare. You hang out with him a lot.

E: Nah. We’re just besties.

Binary Bard: Please don’t tell me you just used that word.

E: The internet got to me again, sorry.

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To BB: Your answers on the number of AU versions of people wouldn’t have anything to do with the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, would they?

Binary Bard: I did enjoy that book, so yes.

E: Dangit I still need to find that book. Pop Culture is generally correct in saying most things are 42 however. It is the answer to life.

Binary Bard: Indeed.

Dr Hare: Did I walk into British again?

E: Indubitably.

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To E (Again): How does it feel to be in touch with an AU version of yourself in Lucky Wing?
E: It feels… pretty good, actually. It’s nice to have a friend, no matter how bad I screw up. I mean, besides Harvey, though I’m constantly worried I’ll say the wrong thing… I know he’s not like that, but I still worry… I always worry…

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To Everyone: Have you guys heard of Undertale? If so, what are your thoughts on the game

E: Do I hear about it or what. Bug and Kix have played it for years and I really want to, I’m just lazy and busy. Maybe I’ll ask for it as a birthday present…

Dr Hare: I’ve heard of it. Wait, is your birthday coming up?

E: Kinda… I try not to think about it.

Black Widow: Big 17. It’s not that different for 16.

Dr Hare: You told her?

E: I think she just knows them all.

Binary Bard: Trust me, she does.

Black Widow: Didn’t you say something about being able to date steadily when you hit that age?

E: *goes magenta* Never should have told you that.

Dr Hare: Wait, what?

E: I… I told Wid, mostly to get her to shut up, that I wasn’t ready to date steady until 17.

Dr Hare: Oh. I see.

E: However… *stares at ground* I dunno… I guess… if something happened… I probably wouldn’t say no now…

Dr Hare: *shrugs* Ok.

Black Widow: *facepalms*

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WELP there we go. I am not functioning as a human right now. So here’s the information y’all.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, kiss, injury, timeline, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (Dirty Sinners), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (I am known by many names…) on Discord or whatever and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that from the first sentence. The main 6 7 (8?) people to ask are: Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, El, Elyana, Phineas and Ferb guys, come on, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys! (SEND MY CHILD Qs) Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Since, you know, she’s in another dimension. Hence video calls. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. (Again, video calls.) You can ask about dreams(HI), candy canes(Merry freaking Christmas in 11 months), crushes, ships, hair, opinions, Poptropica, rocks(DO ROCKS), pancakes, experiences we’ve had, Webcomics, never have I ever games, Reality TV, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica(the game and the person, and yeah.)… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Or homework. Or holidays Then I’ll reschedule or something. (Functioning low) Ask away!

Heather: Did you include me in the information?

E: *jumps* GALLOPING GARGOYLES where did you come from?!

Heather: I was getting groceries.

E: Oh… Well, um… I’ll get on that.

Heather: Thanks.

E: Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: Name cred to Vampi thx man 

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What is Lucky Wing? She’s E, El, Elyana, Lucky, LW, Lucky Wing, the Wing. Always cheerful, enthusiastic, ready to help, and is known for responding to comments and posts almost immediately. There it is. Here’s the problem. So the secret of how I respond almost immediately is that I use my phone every day, check […]

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Ask the Villains #37, YAY CHAOS

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I… I have an announcement to make, but that can wait until I finish this post. I’ll just post it on Luckily Bizarre. It’ll be fine. HOW BOUT SOME AtV GUYS?! Sounds great! So… Hope you enjoy!

 

Incredible Kat To Binary:
1. How the freaking kat did you guess? Why I don’t have an infinite amount of AU versions is cuz the world can only handle 42 Kats. Any more would be catastrophic. Just saying.

Binary Bard: I just guessed…

E: I still think I’m right, but there’s actually more that you haven’t met them. Which is probably good. Some of the El’s a little… Anyways, yeah.

Dr Hare: I still want to meet another version of me, but I don’t know if that will ever happen.

E: Aw, why not?

Dr Hare: I… tell you later.

E: 😕 Ok…? That worries me.

Dr Hare: Don’t worry about it, it’s nothing.

E: I don’t believe you.

Binary Bard: Are you two done?

E: Good question.

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2. Wait, It’s -8 degrees over there?!? *Eyes widen* WOW! I’m so jealous. It’s 25 degrees over here. Not all of Idaho is like the Ice planet. (Which by the way is my favorite planet.)

E: Yeah, it’s pretty cold here sometimes, but it was about 25 earlier today. Also, why would you want it to be -8?! It’s like, freaking cold!

Dr Hare: Does she live in Idaho?

E: Yeah, poor girl.

Dr Hare: Um… we live in Idaho.

E: Yeah. More over, you poor folks haven’t left.

Dr Hare: Nah, why would we?

E: Because it’z cold!

Dr Hare: But you’re here.

E: Yeah, but I’m not worth negative degree weather

Dr Hare: Sure you are!

E: Nah.

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: No.

Dr Hare: Yes.

Black Widow: Cute you two.

E: SHUT IT YOU

Dr Hare: *flushes* I… Um…

Black Widow: Will you two just kiss already and move on with your lives?

E: *takes off shoe and throws it at her*

Black Widow: *ducks and shakes head* You two, honestly.

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3. Fine. I promise I won’t hurt you. But I don’t need your laser bazooka anymore. I found Whitney’s.

Binary Bard: Don’t shoot! I deserve to live!

E: *reading a book* Yeah, we’re under the killing rule here. Sorry.

Binary Bard: Fat lot of help you are!

E: Sorry. Reading.

Binary Bard: What?

Dr Hare: Yeah, she’s reading, good luck engaging her.

E: *Waves at them, still reading* Shh.

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To Heather: Amazingly cool haircut you got there! That’s what mine looked like before I cut it. Now it’s *looks in mirror* shaggy. Anyway, you seem like a cool person!

Harriet: Oh thank you! I just kind of do my hair however… It brushes pretty smooth, so…

E: -_- I am jelly.

Harriet: What?

E: *floofs hair* Yeah… My hair no go.

Heather: I like your hair!

E: Thanks, but it’s not very… anything but frizzy.

Heather: Oh whatever, you look great.

E: Nah.

Heather: Yeah.

E: Not really.

Heather: Yes really.

E: *blinks* Yup, you’re definitely Harvey’s sister.

Heather: Why do you say that?

E: Because when he wants to be, he’s pretty stubborn. This isn’t the first time I’ve had this conversation.

Heather: Ah.

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Hare: Um, duh, her’s are longer than yours. I’m pretty sure she’s also TALLER than you, so… *shrug*

Dr Hare: Yeah right. Maybe the ears, but I doubt she’s taller.

E: Harvey, you’re 5 10.

Dr Hare: Yeah, but I doubt she’s taller than that.

E: Fair enough. I’m one of the taller ladies at school, most people are shorter.

Dr Hare: And you’re 5 8.

E: Yup. You’ll note I said most.

Dr Hare: I did notice, yes. Mordred’s taller, I know that.

E: Yup. *Sighs* He really is a lot like my brother. Freaking tall.

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Crawfish: Ya know, never mind. I’ll just make my own, cuz you’re taking too long. *grabs a sewing needle* How do you use this thing? *sigh* I’ll just ask Whitney.

Captain Crawfish: Why…

E: Dunno, it makes sense to me tho. We’ll get her a hat or something when we meet up.

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New Character #001 to DH: If it’s any compensation, I’m part siren.

Dr Hare: Really? That’s pretty cool!

E: OH MY GOSH IT’S JUST LIKE… *Fangirl screams*

Dr Hare: 😕 El, what are you doing?

E: *waves arms and points excitedly* I’M WRITING A THING AND THERE’S A THING AND A CHARACTER HAS A THING LIKE I DO OMC THIS IS GREAT I’LL STOP OK *runs off*

Heather: What is even happening?

Dr Hare: El is writer Fangirling. Give her a minute.

Heather: Oh, Ok.

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Alexa to E: Even though I’m not a big fan of Doctor Who, the Weeping Angels concept was pretty good, you have to admit.

E: Ooh, I love Weeping Angels. In 3rd grade, this girl I was friends with told me, in detail, about Weeping Angels. Except that she told me that they killed. Which gave me nightmares. Fun. I’m over it now. Besides, none of the Doctor Who creatures really scare me.

Black Widow: Uh huh.

Poptropica: Are you my mummy?

E: *Screams and ducks*

Black Widow: Yeah, I figured.

E: Yeah yeah, hush it you!

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Mizana to Pop: What TYPE of sandwiches, though?

Poptropica: PB and J, mostly, but I’ll eat mostly whatever. Minus shrimp.

E: *sighs* Which is sad, but at least I can eat his, right?

Dr Hare: You like shrimp?

E: I freaking love shrimp, no offense to certain readers.

Poptropica: Too weird. Can I go play outside now?

E: If you want. Your coat is by the door, I put it on the chair.

Poptropica: Ok, thanks Momma! *Runs off*

E: I wish I was that energetic.

Dr Hare: You are.

E: Nah, I don’t have that much energy. Haven’t for a while…

Dr Hare: Don’t worry about it, things will improve!

E: Mmm. *Thinks for a second* Did we ever find out who that person in the cloak was?

Dr Hare: Not yet, sorry. Why do you ask?

E: Oh. Welp, hopefully we’ll figure it out, right?

Dr Hare: Hopefully.

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Alexa to everyone: Kat asked to guess how many AU versions of her? I’ll ask to guess how many of mine.

Dr Hare: I’m guessing more than you think, honestly.

E: INFINITE!

Binary Bard: 42. That’s all I got.

Black Widow: You all are nerds.

E: With pride! *Holds up fist* NERDS FOR GLORY!

Captain Crawfish: What?

Black Widow: Nerds.

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TAS to everyone: why did people give the name “stingray” to the water pancakes? (Alexa’s Translation: Who calls stingrays “water pancakes?”)

Black Widow: Don’t know, don’t care.  

Dr Hare: I’m confused.

Binary Bard: Stingrays are a group of rays, which are cartilaginous fish related to sharks. They…

E: The internet is cheating!

Binary Bard: You use it all the time!

E: Not anymore! I can’t!

Binary Bard: What do you mean you can’t?!

E: Why do you think I keep stealing the laptop?!

Dr Hare: *stands between them* Whoa, guys, cool it!

Captain Crawfish: Stingrays be like water pancakes, but they be more like… like sail creatures.

E: GOSH DARN IT STINGRAYS MAKE ME SAD!

Dr Hare: Why?

E: Steve Irwin…

Binary Bard: Steve Robert Irwin, nicknamed the crocodile hunter, was an Australian-

E: Enough with the Google! He died because some poor stingray got spooked, oh, 10 years ago? 12? He was one of my heroes as a kid.

Black Widow: Why Australia?

E: You heard of the Wiggles? That’s part of my childhood. They actually have a show where they worked with Steve.

Dr Hare: I think I’ve heard of them…

E: Let’s go watch that until I feel better about my life.

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New Character #002 to E, Harvey, and the Bard: So am I. I’m also great with the music machine in there.

Binary Bard: What?

E: Nanobots unite!

Dr Hare: Who is this person and how do they know my name?

E: No idea and that’s probably my fault, I’m the one who calls you that the most.

Binary Bard:  That’s true.

E: I can stop.

Dr Hare: No, no, I don’t mind. You can call me that.

E: I… OK.

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Vampi to E: Do you agree that the ATG has really just turned into a megacollab?

E: Nah, you’ve only done 2 collabs. At least, to my knowledge.

Dr Hare: *shrug* I honestly don’t know why I’m here. I’ve never been there.

E: Sorry man. We tried tho.

Dr Hare: *sighs* Yeah…

E: Anyways, I feel like we’ve spent like half of today’s AtV talking about dimensional stuff you don’t feel like talking about and that I don’t know about. Let’s talk about… Uh… Carrots!

Dr Hare: *smiles* Can’t pass up the topic of carrots. So what would you like to say about carrots?

E: That the myth that they improve your eyesight came from propaganda from WW2. *Snaps fingers* That’s the word I forgot Thursday! Propaganda!

Dr Hare: So you talk about propaganda a lot?

E: Nah, we were just talking. About this interestingly enough. I belove the Allys said that they fed their soldiers carrots, because they didn’t want the Axies to know they had radar. There you go.

Dr Hare: *impressed* I didn’t know that. And that’s saying something.

E: *bows* Thank you. And this is what happens when you have a nerdy brother and a trivia memory.

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Fizzle to Heather: What was your initial reaction when you found out Harvey became half rabbit?

Heather: Let’s see… Shock, shock, more shock, and pretty much just shock. I’m used to it now, it was 2 years ago, but I was shocked at the time.

E: Wait, what? It’s been that long?

Heather: Nearly 3 now, actually.

E: … Wow. I had no idea.

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To E: I remember in one AtV you mentioned an evil version of yourself. Could you elaborate on that?
E: Oh, her? Honesty, Evil El is just a theory of mine at this point. Well, I think so, at least…

Dr Hare: At one point, we did see a girl who looked a lot like this El, but, well, more evil. As in we nearly died.

E: Plus Evil El was kind of an inside joke, after one day in drama, when I was told to use a word to help people remember my name. Evil El. Then my brain started thinking and I can only wonder…

Dr Hare: It does make me nervous though. She definitely saw us…

E: Yeah, but she can’t cross dimensions, right? I mean, *chuckles* even I can’t do that.

Dr Hare: *looks like he’s going to say something, but decides not to* Yeah. That’d be bad.

E: You OK there Harvey?

Dr Hare: Yeah, fine. Don’t worry about me.

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To DH: Have you been looking into how E managed to sneeze herself to another dimension?

Dr Hare: … yes… and… I think I know, but I’m not sure and I really don’t want to be right.

E: *pokes head in* Who’s left?

Dr Hare: What?

E: You said you didn’t want to be right. Do you want to be left?

Dr Hare: Not really. Um… how much did you hear?

E: Just that you didn’t want to be right. Why? Was it a personal Question or something?

Dr Hare: Yes. Yes it was.

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If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, kiss, injury, timeline, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (I am known by many names…) on Discord or whatever and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that from the first sentence. The main 6 7 (8?) people to ask are: Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, El, Elyana, argh argh argh argh this is the ballad of Badbeard, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys! (SEND MY CHILD Qs) Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Since, you know, she’s in another dimension. Hence video calls. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. (Again, video calls.) You can ask about dreams(HI), candy canes(Merry freaking Christmas in 11 months), crushes, ships, hair, opinions, Poptropica, rocks(DO ROCKS), pancakes, experiences we’ve had, Webcomics, never have I ever games, Reality TV, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica(the game and the person, and yeah)… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Or homework. Or holidays Then I’ll reschedule or something. (I suck at this.) Ask away!

 

*throws phone across room*

So I hope you guys enjoyed that! I worked hard on it and it was mucho funno. (I don’t know Spanish, don’t judge!) So yeah, I dunno. Look at Luckily Bizarre soon! Hope I don’t die! Eat much Popcorn and live long and prosper. Spielen Sie viel Poptropica. Ich liebe Sie alle. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: Aspettatevi presto un crossover.

Ask the Villains #36, Kaaaaaaaarmaaaaaaaa

Hey, you know what’s scary?

When you haven’t been on Discord in a week and a half. And get a trillion and six messages. And then when you go to reply no one’s online. And then you try not to freak because you realize you’re being a total idiot.

ANYWAYS minus my fear of digital existence! Here is the (totally late) AtV! Extra thanks to fizzlesnoofson (fizzle? Is that a dumb nickname? I nickname everything TBH…) and Incredible Kat for their last minute Qs and I hope you enjoy!

 

fizzlesnoofson to CC: How much do you actually know about modern technology?

Captain Crawfish: Um… Enough.

E: Argh.

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To E: Does Pop go to public school, home school, or does he just not have school?

E: Well, Pop is currently homeschooled. Technically. Ish. I didn’t have time to enroll him, since I’m in school myself. Also, he appeared after the year started, so yeah. I’m sort of homecoming him, with some help from the others. I’ve had some experience, I homeschooled for 3 years, but let’s also keep in mind that this child is being mainly taught by a nerdy Junior and a graduated animal scientist.

Dr Hare: Nothing’s gone wrong yet.

E: Key word yet.

Dr Hare: Nah, he’ll be fine!

E: What’s the worst that could happen? *Eye twitches*

Dr Hare: You Ok?

E: I’m going to ruin this child, aren’t I.

Dr Hare: Oh come on El, you’re a great parent!

E: I’m 16! Raising a 10 year old! I am frigging gonna die!

Dr Hare: You’re doing fine, calm down.

E: I am all of the calm! All the calm! All the… *Sighs* I’m going to botch this up.

Dr Hare: No, you’re not. And besides, you’ve got us, you’re not raising Pop alone.

E: I… You’re right. I’m kind of scared tho…

Dr Hare: Don’t be. You’ve got this.

E: No, I really don’t…

Dr Hare: E, you’re literally just repeating yourself.

E: Oh. Sorry.

Dr Hare: Don’t worry about it.

E: OK, so… Next Q?

Poptropica: Momma, what happens when I put tin foil in the microwave?

E: The electromagnetic radiation bounces back on the interior and the entire thing combusts.

Poptropica: Can I try it then?

E: No.

Poptropica: But I think I’d learn something.

Dr Hare: *laughs* Oh gosh…

E: Again no.

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To BW and BB: Was that Mistletoe supposed to be “The plan” or do you have something bigger in mind?

Black Widow: It’s not so much as a plan as much as it’s several plans that may or may not work. Next up was the ball drop, that… Wasn’t successful either.

Binary Bard: Those two are completely oblivious.

Black Widow: Yes. Yes they really are.

Binary Bard: Next plan of operation is Valentine’s, I think.

Black Widow: Unless something else happens sooner. Which, with our luck, it won’t.

Binary Bard: If all else fails, we could just shove E into Hare and run.

Black Widow: It’s not a bad idea.

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To everyone: Do you guys have any resolutions for the new year?

E: To be able to read people a little better.

Heather: To understand people.

Binary Bard: To make more sense, I suppose.

Black Widow: To improve my art.

Dr Hare: To be less shy about my feelings.

E: Whaddya mean?

Dr Hare: Uh… I just… Need to… Stuff.

E: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Are you gay or something?!

Dr Hare: What?! No!

E: Ok! Good! That would have been really awkward…

Binary Bard: It already is.

E: Sorry! Anyways, I’ll probably post the rest of my resolutions on Luckily Bizarre, I’ve got time. Maybe.

Dr Hare: *nods silently*

Poptropica: Mine is to win the Pine Wood Derby this month!

Dr Hare: That’s not how a resolution works…

E: CAN I HELP?!

Poptropica: Sure!

Dr Hare: El, why…?

E: I’ve never gotten to do one… My brother did it, my little sisters got to… And my Youth Group didn’t! *pouts* I’ve always wanted to…

Dr Hare: I don’t think parents can help…

E: I’ll make my own.

Dr Hare: You know what… sure. I’ll help.

E: Yay!

Poptropica: Do I still get help?

E: Well yeah. Though we might have a mother-son rivalry going on here…

Poptropica: Yeah!

Dr Hare: This escalated quickly.

E: Yup.

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To DH: How did you become part rabbit? (Apologies if this was already explained and I wasn’t paying attention.)

Dr Hare: No, you’re fine. No one’s really asked about that anyways. So… I was working in an experiment with animals and, obviously, I thought I’d try a rabbit. And… you can all see how that turned out. *sighs and ears flop* It’s a pain sometimes.

E: I like your ears, if that makes you feel better.

Dr Hare: *ears twitch* A little bit.

E: *rubs his ears* It’s OK, you’re great.

Dr Hare: *ears point up* I am?

E: Yeah. You’re your own kind of special. In a good way.

Dr Hare: Really?

E: Yeah. Anyways, what were you saying?

Dr Hare: Never mind, it’s not that important.

E: You sure?

Dr Hare: Yeah.

E: Oh, Ok.

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To Heather: How much has your brother told you about what goes on here?

Heather: He told me very little to be honest. See, I only showed up a day before E did. Anyways, Harvey had told me about the other Villains before, so I do know who they are. I’m not entirely sure how I got here or how he got here, because this is clearly not 24 Carrot. He mostly talked about E, actually. Which was a little weird, especially for him. He’s not exactly a people person…

Black Widow: I think we all know why… *Smirks*

Heather: *jumps* What… How… When did you come in?!

Black Widow: About halfway through the question.

Heather: I figured out why Harvey calls you a ninja.

Black Widow: Me, nah. Now D, he’s crazy good.

Heather: So I’ve heard…

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To DD: Do you have any spy tools besides your grapple hook bow tie?

Director D: I suppose I do.

E: *peeks up from behind couch*

Director D: That’s for me to know, however. Not for you to know. Elyana?

E: *falls off couch and pops back up with a pillow on her head* AH WHAT I mean, hi.

Director D: I figured out why you’re not a spy.

E: Aw.

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To E: Which is your favorite: Daleks, Cybermen, or Weeping Angels?

E: Freaking Cybermen! They’re so cool! I mean, they kill people and they also take you to be turned into one of them. Painfully. But I still like them! ^^

Heather: 😓 That is without a doubt one of the most terrifying things I have ever heard.

E: Don’t worry, I’m not usually this morbid. Just, you know 40% of the time.

Heather: That’s a lot.

E: Nah, not usually.

Heather: That doesn’t make sense.

E: Neither do I.

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To Pop: What’s your favorite food?

Poptropica: Sandwiches.

E: SAME I have raised this child right.

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To BB, DH, BW, CC, and DD: How do you feel about your world being a game in E’s world?

Binary Bard: Eh.

Dr Hare: It’s a little weird when I see El playing Reality TV with a NPC version of me, but I’m not going to have an identity crisis.

E: I totally waste the NPC if you’re wondering. I’m really good at Reality now.

Black Widow: *shrug*

Director D: No comment.

E: Do you all feel bad that technically I can defeat your guys over and over again digitally?

Black Widow: Ok, that might.

E: Heh heh heh…

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Incredible Kat to Poptropica: Isn’t it weird that you’re practically living with villains that tried to take over, well… you? (If that makes sense, it probably won’t though.) (No offense to the villains) 

Dr Hare: No offense taken.

Poptropica: It’s a little weird, but I don’t mind! I’m kind of used to dimension chaos now. But where I was from, there were other “video games” I talked to.

E: Did you know Webkinz?

Poptropica: She’s kind of loud, but she taught me about membership.

E: I KNEW IT!

Dr Hare: *jumps*

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to everyone: Guess how many AU versions of ME there are. If you guys can guess right, I won’t completely humiliate you when we do the crossover. If you can’t guess right, (or don’t guess at all) then…. *cackles* you don’t want to know. ( You each get one guess.)

Binary Bard: 42?

Dr Hare: Oh, hundreds.

E: Infinite.

Dr Hare: Ooh, is it too late to change mine?

E: Yes.

Black Widow: You all are nerds.

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Everyone (again): Are you looking forward to meeting your AU children? Cuz I can’t wait for the crossover…. MWAHAHA!

E: Yes!

Black Widow: You don’t have a AU child.

E: How dare. *points at Poptropica*

Black Widow: Wrong dimension genius.

E: I know!

Dr Hare: Anyways… I’m kind of excited, but a little nervous. I really want to meet Harriet tho.

E: I swear every female related to you in some of these AUs is named Harriet.

Heather: Um… How many have you met?

E: 3, I think. Eh, it’s kind of a common name.

Dr Hare: Whoa, 3? I can only think of two!

E: Um… *Counts on fingers* Oh… NM, you’re right.

Heather: Who’s the other one?

E: That’s a long story.

Dr Hare: That is a very long story.

Black Widow: I haven’t heard about this…

E: So, um… Next Q!

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Binary: I finally found Whitney’s laser bazooka. *evil grin* Say your goodbyes! *powers up the gun*

Binary Bard: AAH!! *ducks* DON’T SHOOT!!

E: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold up! Don’t shoot B! I need him alive!

Binary Bard: Why…

E: Because I don’t wanna die by your… Friend.

Binary Bard: Oh… *Flushes*

E: Yeah, um, death by pitchfork doesn’t sound fun.

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Crawfish: Hey! Where’s that hat I was promised?! I might just have to use this thing on you too! *grabs gun again*

Captain Crawfish: Wait, what?

E: Why do y’all wanna shoot my friends?! We’ll get it to you soon, promise.

Captain Crawfish: I’m a pirate, not a hatmaker.

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E: Don’t I owe you a meme? Cuz I’m pretty sure you asked me to make you one a while back, but I forgot to. Expect one soon.

E: Yay!

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Everyone: You guys enjoying the snow? Cuz I am! *grabs a snowball* *grins*

Black Widow: What snow? It all solidified into pure ice and powder.

E: Heh, that’s true. Unfortunately. Yay Idaho.

Dr Hare: Does it always do this?

E: Yes. Pretty much. Snows, freezes said snow, it’s cold.

Binary Bard: Low of -8 today.

Heather: How do you know that?

Binary Bard: I’m… I’m a cyborg.

Heather: Oh.

Dr Hare: El, you should probably start wearing a coat.

E: I’m fine.

Dr Hare: You’re going to freeze.

E: I’ll be fine.

Dr Hare: No… I don’t think that’s how it works…

E: It’s not that bad, I’ll be fine.

Dr Hare: Please? For me at least?

E: … Fine…

Black Widow: *snaps a picture*

E: WID!

Dr Hare: Hey!

Black Widow: And… Here is where I run.

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D: You need to go reevaluate your sad life. (I dunno why I said that, I just like saying that to people. I just randomly picked you.)

Director D: I wouldn’t say my life is sad. It’s certainly better than yours.

E: OOOOOOOOOOOOH Ok seriously that was mean to should appoligize.

Director D: I’m sorry your life is so pathetic all you have to do with your time is Q&As.

E: That’s not an apology.

Director D: I wasn’t talking to Incredible Kat. *Walks away*

E: Wait… WAITASECOND YOU GET BACK HERE

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Hare: I just found out that Harriet’s ears are longer than yours. LE GASP.

Dr Hare: *Ears poke up* Wait, what?!

E: You didn’t know this?

Dr Hare: I barely know who Harriet even is!

E: Your daughter genius.

Heather: WHOA TIME OUT

E: *goes beat red* Alternate dimension, Heather!

Heather: Ooooooooh…. This is all so confusing…

Dr Hare: Welcome to my world.

E: *sighs* Hello darkness my old friend….

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Lucky: You can fly really fast right?

Lucky Wing: Erm, well… Not really. My wings work fine, but it takes a lot of energy. Also, well, they haven’t worked properly since… since the accident…

E: Ooh. Are you doing ok?

Lucky Wing: I’m doing fine. Just… Still…

E: It’s ok Lucky, don’t worry about it. You have a few more Qs, that OK?

Lucky Wing: Yes.

Lucky (again): How fast can you run? *Pulls out laser bazooka* Just kidding! ;P (I love doing that to people!)

Lucky Wing: *dives under desk*

E: Lucky, it’s just a Q! They were kidding!

Lucky Wing: I am going to stay here…

E: Do I need to text your boyfriend?

Lucky Wing: I’m fine…

Lucky (One last lime): Wanna be buds?

*Much later*

 

Lucky Wing: Sure, I don’t mind.

E: Yay friendship!

Widow:

1. Are you emo?

Black Widow: No.

E: Yes.

If so: 2. So am I.

Black Widow: No I’m not.

E: Kat, u no emo. Wid is tho.

Black Widow: Yeah, no.

Everyone: Do I creep you guys out? ;P If not then I need to bring in the Weeping Angels.

Binary Bard: Yes.

Black Widow

E: Nah, you’re too cool. Please don’t bring Weeping Angels tho. I’m still trying to figure out the tree, as well as other dimensional crap.

Dr Hare: *ear twitches* Yeah.

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Everyone: NIGHTCRAWLERS 4EVER! P.S. What are your guys’ Poptropica clans?

E: NANOBOT TECHIE OVER HERE WHOOOOOO!

Dr Hare: *laughs* Well, that’s what I am too.

Binary Bard: Same.

Black Widow: Black Flag. So’s D, if you care.

Captain Crawfish: Same.

Heather: No preference, though I did like that Lucky Wing girl, she was fun to watch.

E: Oh hey, I know her!

Heather: Really? What’s she like?

E: Fun, little nervous sometimes, kind, has a lot of courage. Um… British.

Heather: Wow… How did you meet her?

E: NOW THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY

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E: *glances around to make sure she’s alone, then sits down, holding her head* Ow…

Dr Hare: Are you Ok?

E: *jumps and yelps* Harvey!

Dr Hare: Sorry! Didn’t mean to startle you!

E: *clutching heart* You’re fine! You’re fine! Phew…

Dr Hare: *gently* Are you Ok?

E: I’m fine, why do you ask?

Dr Hare: Because you were clutching your head and don’t think I haven’t noticed that you’re still coughing.

E: I… You noticed all that?

Dr Hare: So did some of the others. What’s wrong?

E: … *Sighs* I just… I was doing better, then… After the other night… I’m getting worse again. And then… There’s this feeling, like this chill… Can’t you feel it?

Dr Hare: No…

E: *shoulders slump* You… You can’t?

Dr Hare: Not really.

E: I… I’ve also been having… No, I’ll sounds silly.

Dr Hare: *sits next to her* What?

E: It’s nothing.

Dr Hare: It didn’t sound like nothing.

E: It’s… It’s been… *Sighs* I’ve been having these dreams, they’re too vivid to be normal. And… They’re disturbing dreams too. I can’t… I don’t know why or how, but that’s not me. I don’t… I just don’t know…

Dr Hare: Oh gosh… I’m so sorry…

E: It’s fine.

Dr Hare: It’s not! That’s really scary El! Oh gosh… *Hugs her tightly* We’ll work it out, promise.

E: I’ll be fine, don’t worry about me.

Dr Hare: You sure?

E: I… Yeah.

Director D: So who’s finishing up the AtV?

*They both jump*

E: D!

Dr Hare: WHEN DID YOU GET IN HERE?!

Director D: Trade secret. Hurry it up please, I have places to be.

E: *blushing* R-right, OK…

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, kiss, injury, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (I am known by many names…) on Discord or whatever and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that from the first sentence. The main 6 7 (8?) people to ask are: Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, El, Elyana, argh argh argh argh this is the ballad of Badbeard, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys! (SEND MY CHILD Qs) Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Since, you know, she’s in another dimension. Hence video calls. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. (Again, video calls.) You can ask about dreams(HI), candy canes(Merry freaking Christmas in 11 months), crushes, ships, hair, opinions, Poptropica, rocks(DO ROCKS), pancakes, experiences we’ve had, Webcomics, never have I ever games, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica(the game and the person, and/or)… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Or homework. Or holidays Then I’ll reschedule or something. (I suck at this.) Ask away!

 

So I’m tired! Actually, I’m mostly stressed and anxiety ridden today. So I appoligize, today’s may have been a little darker than normal. Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine. Anyways, I’m going to go. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: Almost forgot! Here’s what Heather looks like!

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(2917 word count, wow.)

Happy New Year’s!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Happy freaking New Year! Whoop! I have a little story for y’all! (That I meant to post earlier…)

 

*at the Villain’s apartment*

E: *knocks at door* Phew! Glad to be back… *Looks at door, then knocks again* Hey guys? *Another pause* Guys? *Bangs on door* GUYS! *Sighs and opens door* Is anyone even home? *Silence* Ok… That bodes well. *Sighs and sits down on the couch* Wonder where they went.

*Meanwhile, in nearby(ish) bushes*

Black Widow: Wait, wasn’t E going to get home today?

Dr Hare: O_O HOLY CARROTS! *runs off*

Binary Bard: Apparently yes.

*Back at the apartment*

E: *humming, hangs up her coat* Blehp a depp… *Stretches* It’s good to be back tho. Even if no one’s here.

Dr Hare: *bangs open the door* EL!

E: ._. I stand corrected. What’s up Harvey?

Dr Hare: We need to go! Come on!

E: What?! Is something going to explode?!

Dr Hare: No! Ish? No time to explain, just come on, we need to get out of here!

E: But why are we- *pauses* What’s that buzz sound noise?

The door was shredded to pieces. I screamed and jumped back as a buzz saw Christmas Tree come barreling towards us.

E: What the heck *voice squeaks* is that thing?!

Dr Hare Wish I knew! *Grabs her hand* RUN!

In short, we ran like our lives depended on it. Which they did.

E: Happy freaking New Year then!

Dr Hare: I don’t plan these things!

E: I know you don’t! Whoever does might need to shot!

Dr Hare: *shoves her into the bushes and ducks in after her*

E: *pops up, hair covered in leaves* What’s our battle plan?!

Dr Hare: Um, hide?! This is my sister by the way.

E: What?!

Sister: Hi.

E: Hi. If your name is Harriet, please ignore my facepalm.

Sister: What? No, I’m Heather.

E: *pleasantly surprised* Oh! Nice to meet you Heather! *Offers hand to shake*

Heather: *shakes it warmly* Nice to meet you! You’re Elyana, right? The… The not-princess one.

E: *laughs* Oh I like you. Yeah, I’m Elyana, but I usually go by E or El.

Heather: Right. Nice to meet you E.

E: Nice to meet you too Heather. I like your jacket.

Heather: Thanks! I like your bandana!

E: Thanks!

Binary Bard: Um… The tree?!

E: Right! Sorry! Can’t concentrate today!

Black Widow: Girl talk’s gotta happen.

E: Are D and Crawfish still a couple of no-shows?

Dr Hare: Yes. Yes they are.

E: So… I’m confused. Heather, if you’re Harvey’s sister, how did you get here? Also, why is there a Doctor Who Christmas Tree shedding the apartment?! Or, better question, where is my son?!!

Heather: You have a son?!

E: He’s adopted, long story.

Heather: Oh.

Dr Hare: He’s at a friend’s, don’t worry. Some of us thought ahead.

Binary Bard: “Some.”

Black Widow: Let’s just say, you picked a heck of a time to take a vacation. Take me with you next time.

E: What.

Dr Hare: I’ll tell you, in detail later, Ok?

E: *sighs* Fine… Tree now, explain later.

Black Widow: Well, it’s tearing up the apartment.

E: Yes, that was a given. Where did it come from?

Binary Bard: Someone sent it to us back when you had family in town.

Dr Hare: It wasn’t you? It looked like your handwriting.

E: I don’t have that kind of money! I wish I did, but still! Do you happen to have the tag?

Binary Bard: I do, here. *Hands her a slip of paper*

E: It… It really does kinda look like me handwriting. Weird. Ok, I’m going to assume something dangerous is going on and I’m freaking going to die.

Black Widow: Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Heather: Is this usually what it’s like for you?

E: Usually it’s worse than this, but with less death threat.

Binary Bard: Are you saying bombs aren’t dangerous?

Dr Hare: That thing has bombs.

E: Wait a minute… Am I secretly in a Doctor Who episode or something?

Heather: What?

E: Dude, I can so see this. And… Crap, I think I’m Rose.

Dr Hare: *watching the building with binoculars* Doesn’t she die or something?

E: Nah, worse. Tell ya later, it’s complicated.

Harriet: What’s Doctor Who?

E: TV show that’s been becoming reality at this point. We can watch it together sometime, I’ve been meaning to do that with Harvey.

Dr Hare: *pauses* You were serious about that?

E: Why wouldn’t I be, Doctor Who is life. We’ll have to skip that pilot, the one with… Those things.

Black Widow: Mannequins?

E: *flushes, embarrassed* Yeah… How did you know?

Black Widow: Because I watched it.

E: Wait, WHAT?! How long have you been holding out on me?!

Binary Bard: Can we stick to the point please?!

E: Sorry. Battle plan.

Dr Hare: Um, get out of here?

Heather: Do other people live in your building.

E: Crap.

Binary Bard: Most of them are on vacation, that’s why no one’s called the cops on us.

E: That’s good. But STILL! Have you tried EMPs? Magnets? Remote controls?

Dr Hare: Yes, yes and double yes.

E: K. Then we need to disrupt the signal.

Binary Bard: We tried to do that, but it’s still running!

E: No, I mean physically find who has the remote and possibly beat the stuffing out of them.

Heather: That seems violent.

E: Hence the possibly. *Shoots hand in the air* Who’s on Team Disrupt?!

Dr Hare: Um, me, I guess?

Binary Bard: I’m fine.

Black Widow: Sure.

Heather: I’ll stay here if that’s Ok.

E: No no, that’s fine and probably safer.

Black Widow: Wish us luck, if we don’t come back, we’re dead.

E: You’re helpful.

Dr Hare: Come on you. *The three walk back towards the apartment*

E: Well I didn’t see anything around front. ‘Round back then?

Black Widow: Sure.

Dr Hare: Are you sure you want to come El? It’s going to be pretty dangerous…

E: And leave you to be in said danger?! Nah, you’re not getting rid of me.

Dr Hare: But… I don’t know…

E: I could die, I’m freaking fragile, I know. Trust me, I know. But I want to help! I don’t like being useless!

Dr Hare: You’re not useless El. You’re a huge help, always! I just… I just don’t want you getting hurt.

E: I… Fine.

Black Widow: Are you two quite done? Because I found them.

*At the back of the apartment, a figure in a hooded cloak is working a remote and staring at the apartment.*

E: Whoa. They’re not normal.

Black Widow: *sarcastically* Wow, really? How on Poptropica did you come to that conclusion.

E: Fat lot of help you are.

Dr Hare: Um, guys?

*The figure looks at them, then breaks into a run*

E: Hey! Get back here! *Runs after the figure*

Dr Hare: E!

Black Widow: Oh no. *runs after her*

Dr Hare: *follows suit*

E: *is almost caught up and panting heavily* W-wait! W-we need to talk to you!

*The figure doesn’t respond and keeps running*

Black Widow: *overtakes E* I got them!

E: *slowing down* No, no, I’m fine…

Black Widow: *smacks the remote out of the figure’s hands* Who are you?! What do you want?!

*The figure still doesn’t respond, puts in a burst of speed and seems to fade out of sight*

Black Widow: What the…

E: *catches up to her with Dr Hare, panting* I… Wasn’t… Fast enough then?

Black Widow: Not even close. Sorry kid.

E: That’s fine… *topples backwards*

Dr Hare: *catches her* El!

E: I’m fine…

Dr Hare: No you’re not! What is it?!

E: I… I dunno… *Blinks* Why… Why do you ask?

Black Widow: Ok, let’s get her inside.

E: I’m fine m8, don’t worry about me…

Dr Hare: Yeah, let’s.

*10 minutes later, in the apartment…*

Heather: So, seriously, stuff like this happens a lot?

Black Widow: Honestly, yes.

Binary Bard: I’m just glad it only took out a door. And it’s frame. And a wall. Could have been worse.

Heather: I’m scared to know what worse is.

Binary Bard: This isn’t our first apartment.

Black Widow: There’s a reason we don’t all live at E’s.

Heather: E has her own house?

Binary Bard: She’s 16, she still lives with her parents.

Heather: Oh… Really, she seems older!

Black Widow: I have no response to that.

Dr Hare: You feeling better?

E: *sitting on the couch, holding her head* Yeah… A little…

Dr Hare: That’s good. Do you know what caused… Whatever that was?

E: *miserably* Not really… I’m just… I’m fine.

Dr Hare: El, it’s Ok. Don’t worry about it, it’s not your fault.

E: *chuckles weakly* Oh gosh… I just realized… I get back and within minutes we’re back to El being the weak, fragile one.

Dr Hare: You’re not weak El. Especially not at heart.

E: *sighs* I… I dunno. That’s not important nothing, we can worry about it later.

Dr Hare: But…

Binary Bard: Guys, the ball is going to drop!

E: Ooh!

Dr Hare: *stands up and offers her a hand* Ready?

E: Y-yeah. *Takes his hand and stands up, wobbling* Whoa. Guh, why am I so weak?!

Dr Hare: *puts an arm around her shoulders, supporting her* E, don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us.

E: And apparently the worst of us. *Sighs*

Dr Hare: Oh don’t. You’re great El.

E: Bogus.

Dr Hare: Is it though?

E: Yes.

Black Widow: *raises eyebrows* Any New Year’s resolutions you two?

E: To not suck at digital art. Oh, and to be able to read people a little better.

Dr Hare: To be a little more out there, I guess.

Black Widow: *nods* Makes sense. I’m surprised neither of you did something about getting in a relationship.

E: Like that’s going to happen. No one would ever be attracted to me.

Black Widow: Uh huh.

Dr Hare: *coughs* So! Ball’s about to drop!

Binary Bard: 20 seconds!

Heather: So… *Whispers to Black Widow* Are they dating or something?

Black Widow: *sighs* Technically no, but I’ll give you a solid maybe.

Heather: Oh. Ok?

E: Here it is guys!

All: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,4, 3, 2, 1!!!!!

*Fireworks go off in the distance*

E: Whoo hoo! Happy freaking New Year!

Binary Bard: Do you just like saying freaking?

E: Yes. Yes I do.

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Fun facts about today’s story!

  • I almost published this Saturday
  • I also almost posted this at Midnight, but I was playing video games with my family.
  • I am tired.
  • This was almost a “It’s a Wonderful Life” spoof instead of New Year’s. Maybe next year.
  • I got home Saturday, but I ended up going to a dance, so this is “almost” late.

So there you go. I posted this at noon (ish) so it’s kind of like midnight. Ish. (I had to do chores, Ok?) So I hope you liked that! I’ll post the AtV tomorrow, with, if all goes to plan, a picture of Heather. If you want to send her some Qs too, go right ahead! (I need more Qs cheese and crackers) So yeah! Happy 2018 everyone! Let’s not screw it up! Do what you love, love what you do!

Ask the Villains #35, After Christmas Day

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here, coming to you live from Washington, here I am trying not to die coughing! (Did you know the pollution in Washington is worse than it is in the part of Idaho where I live? Now you do. Also dust sucks.) Anyways, AtV! I texted Harvey the Qs, so it’ll be mostly the squad over there, plus a little speakerphone shenanigans. Hope you enjoy!

 

Purple Claw to bw: do you suck the blood of flies and mosquitoes? :0

Black Widow: No. No, I don’t.

Director D: Shame. It’d have helped with summer bugs.

Black Widow: First off, that is disgusting, second off, it’s winter.

E: *on speakerphone* You went to camp with me, I had a bug bite in the middle of my forehead. Tell me how much I like insects.

Black Widow: *sighs* You don’t like them, but they don’t disgust you. You only told me about a million times.

E: Darn right.

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fizzlesnoofson to everyone: Do you guys play video games? If so, which is your favorite?

E: *on speakerphone again* AY! It’s this guy!

Dr Hare: Who?

E: He was reading all my AtVs, now he’s caught up! Yus, people actually read my stuff! *Does a victory fist pump*

Black Widow: You have problems.

E: Thank you for noticing. Yes, I play a lot of video games. I can’t play them as much as I’d like, due to the parental restriction of not letting me play video games for 4 hours straight, but I like Poptropica, obviously, Minecraft, Xbox is preferred, pretty much all Mario games that I’ve played(which is many), PvZ heroes, cause yeah, Pixel Dungeon, I beat that once, trying to again, and I’ve always had a soft spot for the Lego Star Wars for the original 4-6 movies. It’s one of the first video games I’ve ever played…

Black Widow: That was way too detailed.

E: You’re way too detailed.

Poptropica: I like playing Super Mario World and Mario Kart!

Dr Hare: Which one’s Super Mario World?

E: It’s on my Super Nintendo from like the 90s, also a huge part of my childhood. I taught him that one.

Binary Bard: I thought you were born on this side of the century.

E: I am. My parents weren’t.

Binary Bard: Ah. Well, I like basically whatever I can play.

Dr Hare: Um… I like Mario games, Zelda games, Overwatch, Minecraft, and… Honestly, whatever I can play, yeah.

Black Widow: Nothing here.

Captain Crawfish: What?

E: Where’s D?

Black Widow: Don’t know.

E: Lovely.

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To E: How many AU versions of yourself are there?

E: Oh, many and varied. Let’s see… *counts on fingers* Ele, Lucky, Elenor, Eva, Echo, Eli… I need to talk about when we met Eli at some point, that was fun.

Dr Hare: I liked Eli, yeah.

E: And who am I forgetting…? Violet, maybe, Ella, Erica, Elyana, Elyana, El, a different Lucky… And… Eve.

Dr Hare: That’s who it was, wasn’t it.

E: What?

Dr Hare: That girl we met caroling.

E: Oh. *silent for a minute* Yeah, it was.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: Yeah… That’s why I freaked…

Dr Hare: It’s Ok, I understand.

E: Yeah… ANYWAYS! Technically, I haven’t met them all, not by a long shot. Heck, you know Vampi’s universe? Haven’t met her there. Or him. Or them. Heck, I dunno. That’d be interesting.

Dr Hare: If we ever get the dimensional problems sorted…

E: You never did tell me what was happening there.

Dr Hare: I’ll tell you when you get back.

E: You’re putting it off…

Dr Hare: Well, I… Um…

E: Eh, it’s fine, I don’t mind.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: Well if it ain’t gonna blow us up in the next week, I think it’ll be fine.

Dr Hare: Yeah, it won’t.

E: Ok, good!

 

To BB: Do you have a human heart, or robotic power source keeping you alive?

Binary Bard: I have a human heart which, obviously, powers my human side, but I also have a power source to allow my robotic side to have power as well.

Dr Hare: Yay science. I don’t have anything funny to say, sorry.

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To LW: How do you feel about getting Qs? I know E says it’s okay, but do you ever feel inconvenienced or happy when you get them?

*Through a 3 way video call*

Lucky Wing: I actually don’t mind people asking my questions. I do wish E would continue publishing the stories we worked on, so people can know a bit more about me.

Dr Hare: You both worked on those?

E: Well… I didn’t exactly know all the details of what happened to her… Since I wasn’t there…

Lucky Wing: *laughs* Yes, we did. We’re still working on them now, trying to get all the details sorted. It was certainly interesting.

E: Fun to write…

Lucky Wing: Less so to experience.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: Life’s an adventure!

Lucky Wing: That it is.

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To BW: Totally on board for operation Harveyana. 😉

Black Widow: *winks* I’ll add you on the group chat.

Binary Bard: Please don’t.

Black Widow: Why not?

Binary Bard: Trust me, as admin to the group… Well, let’s just say, I’ve seen things…

Black Widow: Oh. Well, anyways, glad we have people onboard.

Binary Bard: Yeah, pretty much.

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Sporty Boa to Everyone: 1. What do you think lurks at the bottom of the ocean?

Captain Crawfish: The kraken.

Dr Hare: Um… What?

Black Widow: Let’s just go with that. Next.

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2. Do you think plants have feelings?

Poptropica: Yes! And if you’re really nice to them, they’ll grow!

Binary Bard: I am thinking Steamworks. So yes.

Dr Hare: What is happening.

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3. If you decided to grow a garden, what would be in it?

Poptropica: Momma says the last time she tried to grow plants, she discovered that her windows were tinted. But I’d like to!

Dr Hare: Carrots!

Black Widow: Well that was a no-brainer.

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To DD: 1.What do you wear when it gets cold?
A tux?

Director D: It’s cold right now. I am still wearing this. There you go.

E: 20 degrees outside isn’t that cold.

Director D: Maybe not in Celsius.

E: I don’t use Celsius.

Director D: Exactly.

E: It’s not that cold, cheese and crackers.

Dr Hare: Says the woman who’s lived in frigid Idaho for years. It’s 15 here right now.

E: Fine, I guess it’s cold. Ish.

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2. Where in the world have you been??

*Binary Bard is holding the phone currently*

Director D: Well, I’ve been rather busy setting up preparations for a rather secret organization.

Binary Bard: You’re setting up your spy organization again?

E: He’s visiting his girlfriend.

Director D: I am not.

E: Video calls count too.

Director D: -_-

Binary Bard: Whoa, wait, what?

E: Plus, I’m pretty sure you’ve been visiting her.

Director D: You don’t know that.

E: *smirks* Maybe I do…

Director D: Excuse me?

E: You know I text her, right? We’re in contact.

Director D: … *leaves*

Binary Bard: I’m scared now. How much do you know about us?

E: *winks* Author rights.

Binary Bard: Wait a minute, then why don’t you know about Hare’s crush on you?

E: -_- Oh whatever. He totally doesn’t like me like that.

Binary Bard: My goodness.

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To DH: Can you explain why you kidnapped and mind-controlled little children to work for you?

Dr Hare: Heh heh… funny story, actually.

E: I’m laughing hysterically.

Dr Hare: Sorry…

E: It’s fine, just joshing you.

Dr Hare: Ok, phew. So, these 4 kids. Magic Socks, Crazy Comet, Sleep Bird and…

E: Why must you make me suffer.

Dr Hare: *laughs*

E: Shy Sky. I almost always brutally slaughter her name, I’m terrible with tongue twisters. Anyways, these 4 kids…

Dr Hare: Right! So they broke into the factory on some dare. That’s illegal if anyone was wondering.

E: And we cared about that so much at Hare Inc.

Dr Hare: El’s just bitter.

E: Yes. Yes I am. It’s also how we met the first time, if you were wondering.

Dr Hare: I honestly don’t see the fun in breaking into an abandoned factory! It’s just a factory!

E: I needed somewhere to sleep, cut me some slack.

Dr Hare: *laughs* I haven’t killed you yet.

E: Aw come on Harvey. You wouldn’t do that. You love me.

Dr Hare: *flushes suddenly* W-what?

E: *pauses* I was being funny, sorry. Too far?

Dr Hare: *covers face* You’re fine.

*Awkward silence*

E: I… I probably oughta…

Dr Hare: I… Well, I guess we should finish up…

E: Yeah…

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If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, date, kiss, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall BURN DESTROY you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing (I am known by many names…) on Discord or whatever and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that from the first sentence. The main 6 7 people to ask are: Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, El, Elyana, argh argh argh argh this is the ballad of Badbeard, or the Admin/mod.🌱 As well as Poptropica, the 10 year old child version of our favorite video game who is currently living with me and the guys! (SEND MY CHILD Qs) Plus Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica, but she’s not around much. Also, You can ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams(*cough cough*), candy canes(Merry freaking Christmas), crushes, ships, hair, opinions, Poptropica, rocks(DO ROCKS), pancakes, experiences we’ve had, Webcomics, never have I ever, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica(the game and the person, and or)… basically, ask us anything(clean)! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save I die or get REALLY sick. Or homework. Then I’ll reschedule or something. (LET’S JUST HOPE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN, OK?!) Ask away!

E: So I hope you guys liked today’s semi-shoddy AtV! It’s been a little crazy with me in Washington, but we’ve been getting by.

Dr Hare: Yeah. When are you going to be back?

E: I dunno, Saturday? There were discussions of a dance, but I might just be tuckered out. We’ll see.

Dr Hare: *ears droop* Oh, ok.

E: Don’t worry, I’ll still text you and what not! I just… Won’t always be able to and… Yeah.

Dr Hare: It’s Ok…

Black Widow: Are you talking to E?

Dr Hare: *nods*

Black Widow: Put her on speakerphone, I want to talk to her.

Dr Hare: Um, Ok. E, are you Ok with being on speaker?

E: I wasn’t before?

Dr Hare: That’s a yes?

E: Apparently.

Dr Hare: *puts the phone on speaker* Here she is.

E: Hi world.

Black Widow: Just me today. You made it there OK then.

E: Yup, no thanks to the roads that tried to kill us. Multiple times.

Dr Hare: Wait, what?!

E: It was fine, we were fine, it worked out. What did you need to ask?

Black Widow: Why didn’t you two kiss last night?

*Pause*

Dr Hare: *speechless*

E: What.

Black Widow: I saw you two last night. Under the mistletoe. *Smirks* You should have gone for a kiss. I think the fans were disappointed.

Dr Hare: Well… Um… What…

E: I-I-I… I dunno what you’re talking about.

Black Widow: Uh huh. *Sighs* If only…

E: SO I need to go guys!See ya bai! *Hangs up*

Black Widow: *smirks* Figures.

Dr Hare: *blushing* Wid why…

Black Widow: I don’t think you two realize how cute you are together. Plus, I’ve seen how you look at her.

Dr Hare: *goes redder* W-what do you mean?

Black Widow: *smirks again* You can’t deny it.

Dr Hare: I… Don’t know what you’re talking about!

Black Widow: Uh huh.

Dr Hare: *huffs and walks off*

Black Widow: Figures. Those two will never learn.

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Writermas 2017, the one we’ve all been waiting for, 12

You guys because it’s mistletoe, me because I’m tired.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Merry freaking Christmas y’all! So… I’m tired! Let’s just get to it!

 

E: *kicks open door* HOWDY HOWDY EVERYONE!

Dr Hare: *looks up* El? I thought you had family in town.

E: I did, they left yesterday. So yeah. Here I am! *Smiles and shuts the door* How’s it going over here?

Dr Hare: I don’t think Pop is awake yet, but-

Poptropica: *runs in, still in his PJs* Did Santa come?!

E: Hey kiddo! *Ruffles his hair* Yeah, I’m here for a minute, then I gotta head out.

Dr Hare: Head out?

E: Yeah, the family’s going out of town. I wanted to take Pop with, or maybe even… Well, anyways, it was too last minute, I didn’t want to bother you.

Poptropica: What about the AtV?

E: I’ll vid call or text we’ll figure that out. It’ll be Ok squirt, we got this.

Dr Hare: How long is it going to be?

E: Well… I think about a week?

Dr Hare: Oh. Wait, if this the family who lives in Washington?

E: Maybe. Ok, yeah. We should gifts tho, we don’t have much time!

Dr Hare: That’s not a verb E.

E: Never let that stop me before! *Sits down on the couch* Come on over guys! Where are the others?

Black Widow: *walks downstairs, yawning* What’s all that noise?

E: Merry freaking Christmas to you too! Come unwrap presents with us!

Black Widow: … Ugh, fine. *Comes downstairs*

E: Yay! I hate to push, but let’s just start! I gotta go in a minute.

Black Widow: You know it’s like 6 in the morning, right.

E: It’s a 13 hour drive in good weather, we wanted to get there this side of the century.

Dr Hare: Anyways…

Poptropica: Presents!

We had a lot of fun opening presents. Pop didn’t get a ton of gifts, but I could tell he loved every one of them. The others trickled downstairs, yawning. We had all gotten each other at least something, (Widow made a comment on putting together a Secret Santa next year, if there was a next year) and we had fun unwrapping. Harvey loved the scarf I had made him.

Dr Hare: You made it yourself?!

E: Yup! Hope it’s the right size!

Dr Hare: It’s perfect! *Hugs her* Thank you so much!

E: *flushes* Aw, it’s not that good. Pop, how’d you like your gifts?

Poptropica: They’re awesome! Thank you Momma! And Santa!

Black Widow: Santa?

E: Trust me, he’s real. Lucky met one of his reindeer.

Binary Bard: You still contact Lucky?

E: Well, yeah. You wouldn’t contact another version of yourself?

Binary Bard: Seeing as I have never met any, I wouldn’t know.

E: Fair enough! *Looks at watch* Eep! I gotta go! *Stands up* Love you guys, bai! *Heads out the front door*

Black Widow: She forgot her phone.

Dr Hare: Oop. Here, I’ll give it to her. *Grabs phone and heads after her*

Black Widow: *smirks* Here’s where it gets interesting.

Captain Crawfish: What?

*Meanwhile*

Dr Hare: *pokes head outside door* Elyana!

E: Eh?

Dr Hare: *holds up her phone* You need this?

E: Aah! *Runs over* Yes. Yes I do.

Dr Hare: *hands it to her* That was almost bad.

E: That was almost really bad.

Dr Hare: Yup. So how long are you going to be gone?

E: Like a week.

Dr Hare: Oh…

E: I’ll text you, don’t worry! *Holds up phone* Because now I can.

Dr Hare: *laughs* Yeah.

E: I’d better get g- *looks up and stops abruptly*

Dr Hare: What?

E: *points above the door frame wordlessly*

Dr Hare: Is there a- Oh.

*There’s a spring of mistletoe above the door*

E: “Oh” is just about right.

*Awkward silence*

Dr Hare: So… Go our separate ways and never speak of this?

E: *still staring at mistletoe* Um… Yeah. *Looks at him* You’re Ok with taking care of Pop?

Dr Hare: Yeah?

E: And you liked the scarf?

Dr Hare: I loved it, yes. Why-

E: Good! *leans forward, kisses him on the cheek* Merry Christmas Harvey! *Runs off*

Dr Hare: *stunned*

Poptropica: Are you Ok?

Dr Hare: Fine! *Turns and shuts the door* What’s up Pop?

Poptropica: Nothing! *Smiles* Merry Christmas!

Dr Hare: Yeah… Merry Christmas.

 

The end of Writermas 2017! Whoo!

Crap, now what do I do with my life.

Oh yeah, be in freaking Washington!

So I wasn’t kidding, I’m in Washington RN! I was traveling all day today! (Minus a little to open presents.) I’ll post a picture or 2 while I’m here, I got time and phone! (Thankfully) I honestly won’t be on for as much as I’d like, but I’ll do what I can! I also haven’t been on Discord in 2 days. *Sad* Anyways! I love you guys and MERRY FREAKING CHRISTMAS Y’ALL! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: Merry Christmas to you too Bug, you stalker you. XD