Ask the Villains #7,

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Hey, I know this is late, I apologize. I’ve had a crazy day, so… Yeah. I suppose we’d better get to it.

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Bendy Flyer asks: Write a haiku about your (annoying) life!

Captain Crawfish: What be a haiku?

Dr Hare: Annoying?!

Binary Bard: A haiku is a-

Me: She gives a description, don’t get your hats in a tizzy.

(A haiku is a poem with 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the 2nd line has 7, and the 3rd has 5.)

Me: Ngh, the last time I tried to write a poem, I ended up with the single worst poem ever. But hey, this doesn’t rhyme. I’ll give it a shot.

Black Widow: Oh child, please, come on.
I can beat you at this easy.
Get haiku slammed.

Me: ._. D-did you just…

Black Widow: Haiku slam this Bendy Flyer? Yes. Yes I did.

Binary Bard: Hmm, let me try.

Man fused with machine
Nothing shall defy me again.
Binary Bard.

Me: *counts on her fingers* Yup, it counts. Geez, and I thought D was arrogant.

Dr Hare: Then don’t look now.

Director D: -_- Really Hare? Really?

Dr Hare: Heh heh… 😓

Binary Bard: Ok, This *points at face* is my remaining invention at this point, alright?!

Me: Dropping it.

Director D: Well, it is my turn now.
Haikus are not hard you know.
My life is secret.

Me: … *Counts on fingers, then groans* I’m getting owned here.

Captain Crawfish: Then don’t wait up for this, Lassie!

Terror of the seas
Sea Chicken rules the waters-

Me: Don’t call me Lassie!

Dr Hare: *counts for a second* Yeah, it works.

Captain Crawfish: What?! Aww, come on!

Me: Wait, I didn’t mean… Hare, just do yours before I do something drastic.

Dr Hare: Alright, alright.

Carrots are my life.
People try to make me stop but…
I say it forever!

Me: -_- I give up in advance.

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Maroon Popper asks: What’s your favourite book and why?

Director D: I happen to like Sherlock Holmes, despite how old it is. And the original James Bond books are quite-

Me: I knew it! I knew you liked James Bond!! Ha ha! Now I have proof!!

Director D: … You know I don’t honestly care, right?

Me: I’ll- Wait, really?

Director D: Yes.

Me: … Dang it.

Captain Crawfish: I don’t need no sissy books.

Binary Bard: Basically whatever I can find.

Dr Hare: Yeah, I’m not picky.

Me: Adventure books with a hint of romance!

Binary Bard: You’re interested in romance?

Me: Hint of romance Mordred. Hint. And it sure as heck had better be well written.

Binary Bard: I did not see that coming.

Dr Hare: It’s her writing style too, actually.

Me: Heh. *Blushes lightly* I deny everything.

Black Widow: Eh, I don’t read.

Me: You do to.

Black Widow: No I don’t.

Me: Then why do I keep finding romance nov- *Black Widow tackles her*

Captain Crawfish: … Ok then.

Binary Bard: Ok, no one could have been expecting that one at least.

Dr Hare: Nope.

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Popular Wolf asks Captain Crawfish: Are you always sleeping, or are you always drunk? (sorry if it’s inapps, it just feels right)

Me: Meh, it’s good.

Captain Crawfish: What do people take me for? Seriously, I’m a pirate, alright, fine, but I’m still a person! I am not a drunk!

Me: It’s the sleeping one!

Captain Crawfish: -_- Why do you do this to me?

Me: Because I’m trying to hit villain status. It’s because it’s mai job Crawfish.

Captain Crawfish: And you like watching us suffer.

Me: That too.

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Popular Wolf also asks Mordred: In all seriousness, what would you say your greatest weakness is? Like, for example, James drinks too much, Harvey can hardly go without saying carrots, etc.

Captain Crawfish: I’m not a drunk!!!

Dr Hare: I can go without saying carrots!!

Me: Crawfish, we went over this last question! And Harvey, you say carrots all the freaking time!

Dr Hare: Do not!

Me: Do to! Now you two, out. *Shoos them out*

Binary Bard: Harvey?

Me: What, it’s his name.

Binary Bard: No one else calls him that.

Me: No one calls you Mordred. Unless you want me to…

Binary Bard: No. Just no.

Me: Well, make another crack at me and Hare…

Binary Bard: I get it. Remind me what the question was?

Me: Greatest weakness.

Binary Bard: Hmm… Let me think​ for a second.

Me: That’s a pretty good Q… Wonder what the others would say if I asked them…

Binary Bard: Ok, I’ve got something. You’re not allowed to use it against me.

Me: Alright, alright.

Binary Bard: I’m too trusting in technology​, especially if I built it.

Me: That… That makes sense. So like if I put you in a rocket or something, you’d trust that you’d be OK, even if you weren’t?

Binary Bard: Probably. But you still don’t have a rocket.

Me: It was an example. But that’s interesting… I usually don’t trust anything…

Binary Bard: Yeah, like the Climbing Wall Incident?

Me: *Flushes* Ok, shut up.

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Red Rider asks: so let’s say that you were told that if E died then you guys would get the house to your self. In other words, would you kill E? Love you too 😉

Me: MY GOOD HEAVENS!!

Black Widow: Red likes watching you suffer, doesn’t​ she?

Me: Yes. Yes she does.

Director D: So if we killed E… We’d get her house…

Me: ._. *backs up* No. Let me live.

Captain Crawfish: It’s an interesting concept…

Me: *keeps backing up* Right…

Binary Bard: *gets the idea and grins* I suppose that means all her stuff too…

Me: ._. Good glory. *Hides behind couch*

Dr Hare: … I suppose we’re gonna tell her we’re kidding.

Black Widow: Oh yeah. But it’s nice to see her flustered…

Me: I wanna live…

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poptropicaloversblog: I dare Dr. Hare to replace any and all carrots with a diet of peeps!

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Me: And… He’s out cold.

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G-Hopper asks: What is the meaning of life to you?

Me: Ooh. Good Q. I think… for me it’s to reach out and help as many people as I possibly can.

Black Widow: This is why you don’t have Villain Status you know.

Me: Eh. Don’t care.

Director D: I suppose if I had to say something, it would be to live it well.

Dr Hare: YOLO!!

Me: ._. Did you just…

Dr Hare: Use your catchphrase? Yes.

Me: … *laughs, then punches him on the arm* I see how it is!

Binary Bard: I want my inventions and the such to be there for the next generations.

Captain Crawfish: Live for the moment!

Black Widow: Who says there is one?

*pause*

Me: Dang Widow! That is freaking depressing!

Black Widow: I aim to please.

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Fierce Flyer has a picture rather than a question, but it speaks loads. It’s a Love Tester results. 

Me: Oh, it’s one of those Love Testers? I’m always scared to use them.

Dr Hare: Scared of the results?

Me: Yeah, pretty much. Load picture load!!

Dr Hare: Who’s names did he put in?

Me: We’re about to find out! Heh heh… They’ll never hear the end of it… *grins evilly*

*Pause*

Me: *goes bright red and covers mouth* OH.

Dr Hare: *Goes red and ears drop and says weakly* Oh sweet carrots.

Me: I don’t… what…

Dr Hare: 100… *glances at Ele* P-percent.

Me: *completely silent, staring at screen*

Dr Hare: Why did her search us up… *Scoots a little farther away*

Me: *Blinks* W-whadowedo?

Dr Hare: N-not sure.

Me: I m-mean… do we really…. Unless we have feelings for each other…

Dr Hare: *ears twitch*  Nice talking to you! Bye! *runs off*

Me: *goes redder and says in a small voice* OK then.

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And then they were awkward for the rest of time. XD Well, I hope you enjoyed this week’s AtV! I did miss a question if you noticed, one by ShayShayGamer, there is a reason. I really liked the Q and decided to draw up something for it, just cause! At any rate, it’ll either come out next week with the rest or I might write up a little something for it!! At any rate, if you haven’t heard of this it want to ask a Question, read this.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin. You can ask about crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Saturdays save extremities. Go wild!

Well, looks like that’s it! I’d better head to bed. You probably should too, if you’re up as late as I am. XD Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

What’s up with the Wing

Well my titles still suck.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here. This post is sort of an apology/update/news post. A lot has been happening, so I’ll just go, I just need to say it all.

#1 Poptropica Worlds

So Pop Worlds is out. No duh. It’s been out for ages, TBH. I’ve even played it for cat’s sake.

Yeah, that was fun! I honesty like the New Pop. I haven’t played Crisis Caverns yet, since I’m gonna do it for my YouTube. However, I have been having fun with my Avatar…

Dizzy Typhoon 2!

I think it looks good. That’s Dizzy Typhoon BTW. I made a new account as to avoid the Bleach Boy. He is coming… Beware…

*hides*

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#2 I’m. Freaking. Sick.

It’s technically “just a cold,” but it doesn’t feel like “just a cold,” it feels like heck. I’ve used up 5 rolls is toilet paper and a box of tissues and I can’t stop coughing so hard people think I’m gonna throw up.  But I’ve complained about this enough. I’ve had this for a straight week. It. Is. Torture. Basically, I’ve been partially dead for about a week… Now I hafta deal with it. Yay. I’m not even all the way up now, I’m just mentally a lot better. Which is good, but the sooner this is over…

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#3 It’s Summer!!!

My summer vacation started last Friday, technically. But since I’ve been sick, there’s not really a ton I can do. Hopefully I’ll be better soon though, do I can do stuff. But I should be on more. I’m generally on Discord in the later part of the day, so if you want/need to talk to me, that’s a good time. I’m also gonna try to do more blogging, so maybe I won’t be so behind.

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#4 I got bored.

Elyana for real

So… I made myself. It’s an actual account! It’s sort of for the Ask the Villains, since it’s me… and that’s what I actually look like. It’s actually shockingly accurate! Except that my glasses are purple and bigger, but whatever. And ya know, we has stuff happening on the AtV. I say nothing. At any rate, this account might name an appearance at some point in a party or something. IDK, but it’s fun to have around!

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#5 I’m not a very good blogger….

I am so sorry I haven’t been doing normal blog posts or anything! I didn’t even post about Pop Worlds for Cat’s sake! Hopefully I’ll be able to do a big post with my insights and goofy comments. Hopefully. Nah, I’m kidding, I’ll do it. The good news is that it’s summer now, so I should be able to do more posts, especially on other blogs. I mean, when was the last time I posted on Luckily Bizarre? Or how about Clawtropica? Yeah, I’ll work on it.

#6 The Selfie. 

Yeah…

I am so sorry, I honestly have no idea when I’m going to finish it. I’m trying, but I can never get around to it, so… we’ll see. Once I’m feeling better, it should be easier. I’ll see what I can do.

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#7 Who wants some stories?! 

Yeah, I’m writing a few stories too! I get bored! I have a couple I’ve been working on. One… embarrassingly enough is a story I cooked up for the Ask the Villains. It’s just a couple short stories, they’re pretty funny! Should I post em at some point of the week or do you just wanna forget about it and move on? Up to you peeps! Let me know in the comments!

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#8 Blog Updates

So, after having and running this blog for 7 months, I finally ​figured out how to add the side bar. So I added a bunch of stuff! I hope you like it, I worked hard! As in spent who knows how long tinkering and hoping I didn’t break anything. Life goals people.

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And… I think that’s it! Hope you liked my strange, long winded post. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!!

Ask the Villains #6, They ships it.

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I’m sorry this is out so late! Also, I’m MAJORLY sorry about the Selfie, I’m working on it, expect a post on that later. But holy cat people. Do you know how many Qs I got on that one?! Well, OK, it’s only like 10, but they were crazy Qs… word count? 1600 words!!! Geez… This was a successful week! I had a great time writing these up! And… yeah, there was a lot of shipping Qs. Well done y’all. Let’s get to the torturing Qs Pop peeps!

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DJVampiGamer dares everyone: Also dare to play super Mario crossover, and in any other question add on a rule where Dr Hare can’t say anything about carrots or rabbits.

Me: Wow. You ask a lot of the rabbit.

Dr Hare: I can’t say anything about-

Me: Yup! And I’m gonna keep you in line! *rubs hands together* Ha ha, this is gonna be fun!

Dr Hare: I hate my life so much right now.

Me: Heh heh. At any rate, I actually know this video game! My brother used to play it and, if I remember correctly, he was pretty good.

Director D: You and your brother play a lot of video games.

Me: Tell me about it. But I’ve never played it myself, so let’s see how we do! *Turns it on*

Computer: *blasts with music*

Dr Hare: Holy car-

Me: *covers his mouth* Loud. That was loud. Where is the volume on this thing?

Director D: *Mutes the computer* There. Problem solved.

Me: Except I’m completely deaf now. Yeah, besides that, it’s great.

Black Widow: Play the game already.

Me: Ok, ok fine. Play as… Samus!!

*3 seconds later, no kidding.*

Computer: Deup deup deup dup…

Me: -_- Slow person.

Black Widow: Lax player.

Dr Hare: Loud.

Captain Crawfish: Wait, what’s going on? I was asleep.

Me: What is with these controls?! I don’t know what I’m doing!!

Dr Hare: I’ll get the MaKey MaKey.

Me: Yus!!

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Fierce Flyer asks Binary Bard: What’s your biggest fear?

Binary Bard: I’d honestly have to say my greatest fear is Nunya.

Me: Ugh, not this again…

Binary Bard: As in Nunya business.

Me: Answer the question!

Binary Bard: Fine! My worst fear is… Lizards.

Me: Lizards.

Binary Bard: *miserably* Lizards.

Me: Bro.

Binary Bard: I know.

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Maroon Popper asks everyone: have any of you ever been in love? 😄

Me: This is gonna be awesome.

Dr Hare: -_-

Director D: You are very sensitive to our pain.

Black Widow: Ha, easy. The answer is no.

Binary Bard: To which?

Black Widow: Both.

Me: Really?

Black Widow: Mm-hm.

Me: Hmm. You might want to consider it! 

Captain Crawfish: Argh, once, but that was years ago. *Stares off​ into the distance*

Me: … *Snaps her fingers in front of his face* Wake up.

Director D: I don’t have time for love.

Me: *coughs* Yet.

Director D: Meaning what?

Me: I didn’t say anything.

Binary Bard: *sighs* Yes, I have fallen in love.

Dr Hare: Wait, what? With who?

Binary Bard: With Elyana.

*Everyone looks at me*

Me: Whoa! Not me! Other Elyana!

Black Widow: That makes way more sense.

Binary Bard: Shut up.

Me: Hare, it’s your turn!

Dr Hare: *goes light red* Yes. But… That was years ago.

Me: Meh.

Captain Crawfish: That leaves you Lassie.

Me: Don’t call be Lassie, I already told you Craw… *Goes bright red* OH.

Director D: *grins* You wanna tell us if you’ve ever been in love before, E?

Me: I… We… It’s​ just a crush!

Binary Bard: Wait… Really? Who was it?

Black Widow: Or, if I may, *grins slyly* who is it?

Me: ._. Nope. I’m not saying!

Dr Hare: So, wait. Do you have a crush or did you have a crush?

Me: Did do… does… I ain’t answering that. I’m out! *Books for it*

Black Widow: … So who’s up for going through her stuff?

Me: Widow, I will hurt you, OK?! I will!

Black Widow: Mm-hm. Sure. Totally believe you.

Me: 😡

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Red Rider asks everyone: if it were a life and death situation, would you marry E?

Me: Red. You. Suck.

Black Widow: I am exempting myself from this question. If you need me, I’ll be downstairs.

Me: Alright then. *Takes a deep breath and turns to the boys* Go.

Captain Crawfish: Argh. I’ve lived a good life. Death is but the next great adventure.

Me: Not sure whether to be insulted or relived. D.

Director D: I would rather live, but we would probably get divorced within a week.

Me: I can live with that. Binary.

Binary Bard: Uh… Technically, if I marry Princess Elyana, who’s an alternate version of you…

Me: *thinks about it for a second* It’ll work, though you gotta accept that she’s really not interested in you before she lays you flat again. Hare?

Dr Hare: *ears drop and he goes red* Uh…

Me: Just say what you’re got to say and get this over with.

Dr Hare: I g-guess I’d rather m-marry y-y… *Trails off*

Me: …

Dr Hare: …

Me: Ok then. Red, if I ever find you…

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Sporty Boa asks everyone: If you were stranded on an island with one other villain who would it be? 

Captain Crawfish: Argh, I wouldn’t need anyone. I would just take my boat and-

Black Widow: Your boat sank.

Captain Crawfish: -_- You know that’s a sensitive subject!

Black Widow: Which is why I’m bringing it up. Answer the question.

Captain Crawfish: *Sighs* Binary I suppose. He would figure a way out of there.

Director D: I wouldn’t​ need anyone else. I could handle it.

Dr Hare: I am gonna be so glad when you finally get a girlfriend. Hopefully you won’t be so arrogant.

Director D: Implying what?

Dr Hare: ._. Absolutely nothing.

Director D: -_- You’ve been talking with E, haven’t you?

Dr Hare: Maybe.

Binary Bard: Are you kidding me?! She won’t even let me see her published stuff!

Dr Hare: I’m not saying anything. But it’s your turn on answers.

Binary Bard: *Sighs* I suppose it would be nice to have Black Widow… she’d probably know how survive.

Black Widow: Crawfish.

Captain Crawfish: Why….

Black Widow: Because if worst comes to worst, I could use your jacket as a raft to get to mainland. What about you Hare?

Dr Hare: Well, I suppose…

Me: *opens the door, wearing headphones, completely oblivious and singing, sort of dancing as she goes about the room*

It’s been fun but now I’ve got to go
Life is way too short to take it slow
But before I go and hit the road
I gotta know, ‘til then,
When can we do this again?
Oh oh oh oh
When can I see you again?
Oh oh oh oh
When can we do this again?
Oh oh oh oh
I gotta know,
When can I see you again?

Dr Hare: … *points at Me*

Me: Eh? *takes off headphones* Whaz goin’ on?

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ShayShayGamer asks everyone: If you had to go on a date with someone here, who would it be. And Dr Hare, you can’t say carrots, Black Widow, you can’t say anything about art.

Me: ._. Sweet glory.

Dr Hare: Heh… Oh wait, she’s serious. Neef!

Black Widow: … Screw it. I am out of here.

Binary Bard: Well, all of us are actually…. straight is what it’s called, right?

Me: Yeah.

Binary Bard: Wouldn’t that mean we’d all have to pick Black Widow?

Dr Hare: *Subtly points at Me*

Binary Bard: … OH.

Me: What?! *turns around to stare at Dr Hare* What did you do?!

Dr Hare: Nothing.

Me: -_- *turns to Binary Bard* What did he do?

Binary Bard: Nothing.

Me: -_- I hate you both.

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Popular Wolf asks everyone: opinion on Morra (Mordred x Petra)?

Dr Hare: *Snickers* It’s got a name?!

Binary Bard: *Goes bright red* Shut up.

Captain Crawfish: She seems like a good girl.

Binary Bard: Shut up….

Me: *sighs* OK, I’m gonna hafta be honest here. In my FanFiction, Binary here actually gets a girlfriend. Sorry PW, it’s not Petra. However… *glances behind her* We seem to have thrown all of my canons to the wind here, it could happen in the AtV.

Dr Hare: Whaddya mean?

Me: … I’m gonna shut up now.

Dr Hare: -_- This is why you won’t let me read the 24 Carrot one, isn’t it?

Me: … Maybe.

Binary Bard: Wait, who do I get together with?

Me: … I say nothing.

Binary Bard: -_- You suck.

Director D: *just watches everyone* You people are interestingly oblivious.

Me: Shut it.

Black Widow: This isn’t worth my time, I’m out of here!

Me: You didn’t answer though!

Black Widow: -_- Neither did you!

Me: I cheesed of everyone in this room, didn’t I?

Black Widow: Oh yeah.

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ShayShayGamer asks Dr Hare if he likes Magic Sinker! Hoo boy.

Me: -_- Who is she?

Dr Hare: Magic Sinker… Didn’t I meet her at the… the Diner, wasn’t it?

Me: Heck if I know.

Dr Hare: Hmm… Let’s see… I think I know who this is…

Me: *folds arms* Just answer the question.

Dr Hare: Are you OK?

Me: Fine. Just answer it.

Dr Hare: Uh… OK… Well, I mean, she seemed like a really cool person… but I didn’t really… like like her, you know? *Avoiding eye contact with everyone* I moved on.

Me: … So do you have a crush on someone now?

Dr Hare: *goes bright red* Aaaaaaaand not answering that!

Me: *laughs* Alright, fine… Should we tell Magic Sinker about this Q?

Dr Hare: Does it say to?

Me: It says expressly not to… How’s that?

Dr Hare: Field Trip!

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Friendly Whale What are your thoughts on Hamilton: and American musical??
(YesIlikethesongswhatareyougonnadosueme?)

Black Widow: The what?

Director D: Hamilton is that musical rap, isn’t it?

Dr Hare: What?

Me: I hear a lot about this TBH. I have yet to see any of it…

Captain Crawfish: Argh, it be the best show ever!!

Me: ._.

Dr Hare: ._.

Director D: ._.

Black Widow: -_- (Same as always)

Captain Crawfish: What?! It be a good show!

Me: This was unexpected.

Director D: I’ll be in the basement with my old James Bond films.

Me: … What chaos is my life?

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So… I hope you enjoyed that! I’m sorry it’s so late, (It’s like 10:20 rn for me.) but it was a lot to put together, though I enjoyed it a lot! Feel free to keep asking shipping questions and don’t be afraid to do dares! Here’s the official information for those of you who are new!

If you want to ask a question, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate or else, put it in the comments or on Discord if you want and have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and, apparently, me, aka E, Lucky Wing or the Admin. You can ask about crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Saturdays unless I’m out of town for a straight week and can’t write them. Then I’ll let you know.

Yes, I wrote up an official set of rules. I regret nothing. It’ll come in handy. Well, I should head off to bed. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #5, Not-really-about Animals

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Geez… I’ve had a crazy day today, sorry. I have a dance I need to go to in an hour Also, I’m hearing things about Pop Worlds… But whatever! The villains don’t even know about Pop Worlds! Will they ever? Good question. Hint hint. XD JK. At any rate, I didn’t really get a lot of Animal related asks, but screw it, let’s go, I got some fun asks. Also, I had some time to draw parts of a few of the answers, I hope you like them! Will this be a permanent thing? I don’t know, we’ll see, since school is ending for me next week, it’s finals and everything seems to want to throw my schedule out of whack.

TO THE VILLAINS!

 

Purple Claw asks Is Dr. Hare a furry?

Me: *Poink* PWA HA HA HA HA

Dr Hare: *sighs*  She’s gonna be a second.

Me: AH HA HA HA… *Sits up, face completely straight* K, I’m good.

Dr Hare: Good. Cause I have no idea what a furry is.

Me: Well, let’s see, Google Definition…

Dr Hare: So, wait, you don’t know either?

Me: Nope.

Dr Hare: Then why were you laughing so hard?

Me: Because… *covers mouth trying to keep from laughing* Furry. *Busts out laughing again*

Dr Hare: *Sighs* I can wait.

Me: *wipes eyes, still chuckling* I’m sorry! I’m sorry! It’s just… Anyways, Sorry…. according to Google a furry: “an enthusiast for animal characters with human characteristics, in particular a person who dresses up in costume as such a character or uses one as an avatar online.”

Dr Hare: ._.

Me: … *Bursts out laughing again and collapses from laughing so hard*

Dr Hare: I’m never gonna live this down, am I?

Me: *jumping up and down* You’re a furry! You’re a furry!!!

Dr Hare: *smiles and rolls eyes* Fine, I’m a furry.

Me: He’s a furry!!!!

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RedRider asks everyone: DO YOU WANNA KILL E?!? (SORRY NOT SORRY)

Dr Hare: Not really.

Director D: She allows us to stay at her home.

Black Widow: No matter how many times we nearly set things on fire.

Captain Crawfish: No matter how many times we plunder a Chuck E Cheese’s.

Binary Bard: All shipping aside of course.

Me: Aww, thanks guys! That’s probably the nicest thing you guys have said to me! And Binary, I said I’d drop it.

Binary Bard: Mmph.

Dr Hare: She was very nice to let you keep the book.

Binary Bard: Drop it…

Me: Plus, I ain’t exactly happy with your comment about me and Bunny Boy here, so don’t cross me.

Dr Hare: Wait, what?

Me: Nothing. Nothing important.

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ShayShayGamer asks Dr Hare: Favorite veggie? Apart from carrots?

Dr Hare: There is no alternative!! Carrots are the only-

Me: Sweet mother of cat Hare!

Dr Hare: *Sighs* Fine! Cucumbers and peas are alright… But carrots are the best!!

Me: Whatever ​bro.  I still can’t eat em.

Dr Hare: -_- They’re still amazing.

Me: Alright, alright, fine! Geez…

Dr Hare: Carrots are life!!

Me: I got that…

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DJVampiGamer asks everyone: dare you to play Sonic 06 😛

(Recommendation, Google the thing before reading this. Then it makes more sense. Use the Wikipedia page too.)

Me: Hello Google my old friend… *pulls it up on phone* Wait… this is an actual video game.

Dr Hare: About a hedgehog?

Me: I thought it was like on Cool Math or something… I don’t have money. Screw it, let’s check out the description.

(2 seconds later)

Me: GOOD GLORY!!

Director D: What?

Me: Elise!!! I know someone named that! With an A mind… but what the cat?!!

Dr Hare: Seriously though, hedgehogs? Why not rabbits?

Black Widow: Because for some reason people prefer having bunnies star in horror movies.

Dr Hare: O_O I’M SORRY WHAT?!

Me: Uh… Let’s handle that later. K… description… came out in 2006, big surprise… came out around Christmas… the public wasn’t in the most favor of it… There’s a couple of multiplayer versions! That’s cool. Plot line…

Director D: E, please stop. Before I make you.

Me: OK, OK geez.

(5 minutes later, after they’ve read the plot)

*Long pause*

Black Widow: What is this junk?!

Director D: They unleash demons?

Captain Crawfish: What’s a chaos emerald?

Binary Bard: And how are they different colors if they’re emeralds?

Me: They screw up the timeline?!

Dr Hare: She kisses a hedgehog?

*Another long pause*

Dr Hare: OK, who else wants to leave this and go play Minecraft?

Captain Crawfish: Aye!

Black Widow: Screw it. Let’s go.

Me: And in conclusion… I have no idea what I just looked at.

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Fierce Flyer asks LW: Besides Astro Knights, what’s your favorite Island?

Lucky Wing: I happen to have enjoyed Spy Island myself. E has yet to have published that part, but I did like it there. Counterfeit as well…

Me: MYSTERY TRAIN!!!

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Lucky Wing: 😕

Me: Mystery traaaaaaaaaaaaain…

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Dang it. There weren’t a lot of Qs this week. Oh whale, we’ll make due. Anyways, that’s it for this week!

If you want to ask a question, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate or else, put it in the comments or on Discord if you want and have fun! The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare, Director D, Black Widow, Captain Crawfish, Binary Bard, and, apparently, me, aka E, Lucky Wing or the Admin. You can ask about crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! Which brings me to the theme this week….

SHIPS/CRUSHES

I know I’m gonna probably regret this, but that’s the theme this week! I’m probably gonna stop doing said themes after this because they aren’t really working out, but this is gonna be my final try, let’s see how this works. And (I may regret this) I’m gonna ask you to stick to the theme as much as possible. (I’m so gonna regret this.) So feel free to comment and send your ask! (I’m already regretting this.) Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #4

Hey guys Lucky Wing here!! Och, I have a crazy day ahead of me. I have PC’s party that I really don’t want to miss, but I just might because I’m heading out to this thing whatzit, but I’m keeping my hopes high. I also have more homework, Joy. Anyways, enough of my griping, let’s get to the AtV!

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Bendy Speck asks Black Widow: Yo big bug, what do you think of Bendy Flyer?

Black Widow: -_- OK, about that maiming rule…

Me: NO MAIMING. Wait, who are you maiming?

Black Widow: That one who’s calling me a bug.

Me: Bendy Speck? Eh, You can go find him, but NO MAIMING.

Black Widow: Fine!

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Red Rider asks everyone a series of Qs. Here you go Red, we answered all of them. XP

Do you like naps?

Me: Can’t take them, my body just won’t work that way save I’m sick or tired enough to want to die.

Director D: You’ve been staying up past 11:30 since Monday the 24th.

Me: Uh… how do you know that?

Director D: You’ve been saying that a lot.

Me: … I’m watching you…. *does the eyes on you*

Director D: Whatever. I don’t have time for naps, I need to keep on my toes.

Dr Hare: I do it occasionally. Not a ton though.

Binary Bard: I’m more likely to stay up late at night than nap during the day.

Black Widow: Naps are for babies. And Crawfish, I guess.

*Captain Crawfish is asleep on the couch*

Me: He’s like a marathon sleeper.

Binary Bard: Naps every hour it seems.

Director D: On the hour.

Dr Hare: Every day.

Me: I do want my couch back at some point.

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Do you like circle time?

Me: Circle time is that time in the Roleplay you dragged everyone to the cabin and made us talk about our pasts, right?

Dr Hare: It’s all about the Roleplay, isn’t it?

Me: Dude, someone fell off a cliff because she caught him off guard while getting everyone. Don’t dis the RP.

Black Widow: -_- I don’t even want to know.

Me: No. No you don’t. Answer the question peoples

Director D: Pass.

Dr Hare: Why?

Director D: Pass. Move on or I’m going to booby trap your room again.

Dr Hare: Dude, I couldn’t get in for weeks after that!

Director D: I know that. Move on.

Black Widow: How ’bout no. I don’t want people to have leeway over me.

Captain Crawfish: Argh, I wouldn’t mind recounting a few of ye youngsters with a few of me tales.

Me: I am going to lose it.

Dr Hare: Well, I’m next, and I wouldn’t mind too much. There’s not a ton to my story anyways.

Me: I wouldn’t mind doing circle time, but I tend to go off on all the tangents… I mean, when I have a normal conversation, I’ll go the weirdest places with it. This one time, Kix and I started talking about TMNT, and next thing I know we’re talking about lighting, and then I accidentally flashed this bright light in our eyes… Ah, we were seeing spots. Then we-

Dr Hare: *gently bringing her back to reality* E…

Me: Oh. Right. Sorry. *Blushes* Sorry guys.

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Can I drive a train? 

Everyone: NO!

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Do you like trainz?

Dr Hare: Didn’t we answer this one?

Me: Last time she didn’t ask anyone in particular and we answered, but this time she’s asking everyone.

Binary Bard: I rather enjoy the new technology.

Black Widow: There’s a train station a little ways of from E’s house. The trains don’t come a lot, but when they do, they’re loud.

Director D: Eh.

Dr Hare: TWAINZ

Captain Crawfish: What are trains?

Everyone else: …

Me: Oops.

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Can I have a train?

Me: What would you do with a train?

Binary Bard: She’s the one who asked to be taught to evil, correct?

Black Widow: Yeah.

Director D: Perhaps not then.

Captain Crawfish: I still have no idea what’s going on.

Dr Hare: Can I have a train?

Everyone else: NO!

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OK, pretty much everyone who read that last gave me a Good Luck and/or asked me how Prom went last time. You guys are so supportive, thank you! Anyways, i figured I’d tell, so here’s how it went! 

Me: *Blinks* Oooooo… Kay then….. Good heavens, that’s a lot of comments.

Dr Hare: Yeah E. Tell us about your date!

Me: Hush Rabbit. *sighs* Yeah, fine I’ll tell you guys about it, though there wasn’t a ton. So we went to the dance, on time and there was literally no one there.

Dr Hare: No one?!

Me: Yeah. 9 sharp. There was the DJ and that was it. As it turns out, no one comes on time. Ever. Most people come an hour late. Which is kinda dumb TBH. So we went and grabbed some Ice Cream at McDonald’s.

Dr Hare: I already like this guy.

Me: Yeah, I nearly gave myself an Ice Cream headache trying to finish it.

Dr Hare: Well, you’ve got your priorities straight.

Me: Meaning what?

Dr Hare: Nothing.

Me: Oh for cat’s sake… This was our first date, I’m 16, nothing “out of the ordinary” happened, OK? The kid’s shy anyways.

Dr Hare: So… you’re not romantically interested in him.

Me: I’m not romantically interested in anyone! You know that.

Dr Hare: Well…

Me: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Dr Hare: I’d tell you… but then you’d probably kill me for it.

Me: … *tilts head, confused*

Dr Hare: Look, I’m just saying, sometimes you’re not as secretive as you think you are. Thursday night?

Me: *goes bright red and covers mouth* You saw that?

Dr Hare: I’m not admitting to anything here. Back to prom?

Me: *squeaks* Back to prom. *Coughs* Well, uh, anyways. There’s not really a lot more to it. We danced, the DJ was awful…

Dr Hare: How so?

Me: … OK, picture going to the supposedly the best dance on the year, the one that’s supposed to have really good music and a buncha slow songs?

Dr Hare: Yes… Ok?

Me: Great, now imagine you get there and the DJ plays a bunch of remixes of about a million songs you don’t know,and it’s probably for the best you don’t know most of them because the ones with understandable lyrics are full of… interesting stuff. And the ones you do know are about 4 seconds long and a remix. And there are 3 slow songs.

Dr Hare: … Dang. That sounds awful.

Me: Eh, still had a good time.

Dr Hare: You seem to do that a lot.

Me: What?

Dr Hare: Make anything fun. You just have a knack for it.

Me: Aw, thanks! I try! *glances at watch* Oop, gotta run, got the other thing to do! *runs off*

Dr Hare: … OK then.

Something important I threw together! And apologizes, both Binary and I were in a testy mood and ticked each other off… It’s kinda funny. 

Me: OK guys, so I have news! I’m gonna give the theme thing a try! Basically because I didn’t get a lot of questions this time, mostly because I’m pretty sure everyone was like “OMC E’s going to PROM?!?”

Binary Bard: *Reading a book on a nearby chair* Whereas you were totally not freaking out about that….

Me: Shut it Mordred. You never told me how your date went BTW. Or if you even went!

Binary Bard: I went!

Me: Ugh…. K, so the theme for this next week is going to be animals! Why? Because I can!

Binary Bard: Or because you couldn’t think of anything.

Me: OK, you are trying to tick me off, aren’t you!?

Binary Bard: It’s certainly a plus.

Me: -_- OK Mr Smarty-Hat, you do this then!

Binary Bard: Alright then. So you can ask whatever you really want, but there is the basic theme, so stick to that somewhat. If you can’t think of something, use that too.

Me: … OK, then! Ya know what, I think we’ve got this covered​ then.

Binary Bard: Alright then. *Goes back to reading*

Me: Hang on, what are you reading?

Binary Bard: King Arthur. Why?

Me: *takes the book and opens it up* Oh. Oh wow.

Binary Bard: What?!

Me: This isn’t your copy. You stole Popular Wolf’s?!

Binary Bard: I did not! That isn’t hers, is it?!

Me: *Flips it for him to see* It so is.

Binary Bard: ._.

Me: … Well, field trip everyone!

Binary Bard: Please kill me now.

Dr Hare: Road trip!

Binary Bard: We are not taking him.

Me: I can’t exactly drive. Besides, we get there faster in the Rabbot.

Binary Bard: I want to die.

Me: Pff, it’ll be fine!

Binary Bard: Yeah, driving up to the house of a girl who has a mega-huge crush on me in a huge rabbot with a teenage fangirl and her rabbit bo… friend.

Me: -_-

Binary Bard: You’re going to kill me, aren’t you?

Me: After we return this book, absolutely.

Well, I gotta run now, but you guys should all go to the Clawtropica party! Like I said earlier, I might not make it, but I’ll try to come in late if worst come to worst. Can you believe it’s been a year? I can’t! Anyways, I’m off to my thingy-whatzit! I also have to apparently sort out my so called “life.” But whatever! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!!

The Answer to Life

Featured ​because, hey, what could go wrong? You can still enter too!

Hey guys​, Lucky Wing here! We all the answer to life and the universe. 42, right? If you said something else, why? Why would you do that?! XD I’m kidding! So what does this have to do with Poptropica? Literally nothing! But it is important! So I decided to look at my stats again.

Views 5-11-17

I really should do this more often. But here’s what caught my eye yesterday!

43 followers

Curse the robots who both followed at the same time. Meh, forget them. I’m really excited! This all means a lot to me you guys! I’m even glad for the bots who followed me! So I’m going to throw myself under the bus here and I’m gonna draw a picture about the answer to life and the universe! AKA I’m just gonna draw a bunch of character’s taking a selfie. XP If you want in, send me your Poptropican in the comments! Let me know what pose you want to be doing in the said selfie. The deadline is Friday the 19th and I should have it out by the next Monday! Thank you all for being with me for this long peeps! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #3

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Geez, there were a lot of questions this week. If I do the answers during the week, I don’t know what I woulda done this week! I have a busy night ahead of me… Look,

These questions are pouring in, so let’s get to it!

 

Red Rider asks no one in particular: Can someone train me to be evil?

Me: ._. I thought you were running Red! You mighta made it!

Black Widow: I’m not doing it.

Me: Why not?

Black Widow: I don’t teach. No way.

Me: Well, get Frenchie to do it or something, it’s not like I can do it.

Black Widow: Why not?

Me: I’m not evil!

Black Widow: You’re harboring wanted villains in your home.

Me: More like you guys just barge in to my house and I don’t shoot you with Nerf Gun Bazookas, no matter how tempted I am.

Black Widow: You’re an interesting child.

Me: I’m only 9 years younger than you.

Black Widow: You are not.

Me: Am too. I’m 16.

Black Widow: … I thought you were like 14.

Me: -_- Ouch. Just ouch.

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Red Rider also asks no one in particular: Also, do you like trainz 🚅

Dr Hare: YES!

Me: Dr Hare is our resident Meme Guesser if you hadn’t noticed.

Dr Hare: Am not!

Me: You don’t even know what I mean! I just made that up for cat’s sake!

Dr Hare: Do too!

Me: Bruh, I swear I will… Ya know what. Forget it. I’m outta here.

Dr Hare: TWAINZ!!

Me: LET IT DIE HARE!!

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DJVampiGamer asks everyone: What are your opinions on fidget spinners?

Black Widow: They’re pretty cool. I have one.

Captain Crawfish: A what?

Dr Hare: I just use E’s fidget cube.

Me: What?! That’s where it keep going!

Binary Bard: I do not see the point of these.

Director D: They make good boomerangs.

Me: I got D here one. It’s a Batman one. So it’s a…

Director D: *pinches bridge of nose* Please don’t.

Me: BATARANG!!

Director D: For the umpteenth time. I. Am not. Batman!

Me: James Bond then.

Captain Crawfish: What?

Me: Oh, right…That’s why I don’t call you that. Sorry James!

Captain Crawfish: I SAID YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT!!

Me: MA HA HA HA HA!! *runs off*

Black Widow: And she claims not to be a villain. Yeah right.

Me: I’M NOT A VILLAIN, I’M JUST ANNOYING WHEN I WANNA BE!!

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DJVampiGamer asks everyone again: What do you like on your pizza?

Me: Cheese or Hawaiian! It’s amazing! 

Director D: Pepperoni is good.

Black Widow: I like a good sausage.

Captain Crawfish: 3 meat!

Dr Hare: Carrots!

*Awkward pause*

Black Widow: That’s not an option at the parlor…

Me: Where do you get your pizza?!

Dr Hare: I just add it on the cheese! It’s really good too!

Captain Crawfish: Argh.

Black Widow: And then there’s Hare, who’s Vegan.

Dr Hare: Vegetarian! There’s a HUGE difference!

Binary Bard: *reading a book, doesn’t even look up* It’s true you know.

Me: What is happening…

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DJVampiGamer now asks Lucky: Yo where’s the pizza place?

Me: Eh, Lucky Wing doesn’t get Pizza. But I’ll handle this, since I’m Lucky too. *thinks about it* Which one, There’s like 10 around where I live.

Dr Hare: Wow. Wait, then why do we only get Caesar’s, Domino’s and that buffet one then?

Me: Because most pizza makes me or one of my sibling’s sick.

Dr Hare: … I am so sorry.

Me: It’s OK, there’s always Crazy Bread. Or garlic knots! Mmmm…. I’m ordering some now, these Qs got me hungry.

Dr Hare: Garlic knots!!

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Sporty Boa asks Black Widow: Who’s your favorite artist?

Black Widow: I’m a pretty big fan of Van Gogh. His works just move me, ya’know?

Me: …

Black Widow: What? I have a degree in the arts!

Me: I’m just impressed this is where college got you.

Black Widow: Well I- Hey!

Me: Neh heh heh.

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Sporty Boa: Do/ Did you or play sports? What’s your favorite to watch?

Me: Heh heh. Heh. I get it.

*everyone stares at her*

Me: What?! Sporty Boa? Sports? Just me? Wow guys.

Captain Crawfish: I don’t think any of us play sports.

Black Widow: I used to do softball back in middle school…

Director D: Spy training.

Binary Bard: There were no sports on Astroknights anyways.

Dr Hare: I was working on experiments.

Me: Drama’s the closest thing I’ve got. And it’s nowhere near.

*pause*

Me: And we all watch Super Bowl together and have a stupid big party.

Director D: And then we deny it happened, correct?

Me: Nah, I don’t care who finds out that I ate a bunch of junk food.

Black Widow: And covered your ears and tried to drown out Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ by belting out ‘Just Dance.’

Me: -_- You had to bring up that song. I will now never get that out of my head.

Black Widow: You’re welcome.

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Sporty Boa asks Director D and Dr Hare: What’s your favorite genre of music?

Me: *sarcastically* Heavy Metal. I listen to it all the time.

Dr Hare: This isn’t your question.

Me: I know. Hence my sarcastic answer.

Director D: I don’t usually listen to music, but I do have some of the James Bond music tracks.

Me: I knew it. I knew it!

Director D: *Pinches bridge of nose* Are you satisfied now?

Me: Yes. Very.

Dr Hare: Aaaaaanyways, I like listening to the radio. I use E’s radio presets most of the time… What genre is that anyways?

Me: Pop music.

Dr Hare: ._.

Director D: ._.

Me: *grins like the Cheshire Cat and backs away spookily*

Dr Hare: E, you’re weird.

Me: *far away* I know!

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Popular Wolf asks Binary Bard: *wiggles eyebrows at Mordred* I’m free Saturday at 7 ;^))) lol still regretting nothing

Binary Bard: I still don’t know what is going on.

Me: It’s called flirting stupid.

Binary Bard: -_- You aren’t helping.

Me: Look man, I just wanna blow ElyanaXMordred outta here.

Binary Bard: Why do you even care about that?

Me: … Right, I’m gonna move on. You’re open at 7, right?

Binary Bard: Why…

Me: Sounds great, you’re gonna have to tell me how it went. Her 7 o clock is my 9 and I have Prom!

Binary Bard: Wait…. you’re going to prom?

Me: … Right, I forgot you guys didn’t know.

Dr Hare: You’re going on a DATE?!

Me: -_- And there’s the reason. YES I’m going on a date, Yes it’s Prom, yes I know I’m only 16 and I’m going to prom, he asked, it’s tomorrow, shut up.

Binary Bard: Who is this?!

Me: You don’t know him, He’s a good kid, he’s from drama, we’re just friends, OK? And you’re not allowed to kill my date.

Dr Hare: Can we tease you about it?

Me: NO. Can we get back to the question?!

Binary Bard: I’m not going out with someone I don’t know!

Me: No, you’re going out with someone I know! Chill bro, PW’s cool.

Dr Hare: Wait, what’s going on?

Me: I give up. I’m just gonna go draw Ninjago sketches again.

Binary Bard: Wait, am I going or not?!

Me: I don’t care, but if you do, you’re telling me about it!

Dr Hare: Do I get to hear about your date?

Me: NO!

Binary Bard: What is happening…

Me: I DON’T KNOW!!

 

…. Yeah, I’m actually going to prom. Look, I’m just stressing this way too much already, talk to me about it Monday, when it’s over. If I think about it now, I’m gonna keep stressing it. So… let’s do the next one! Do you guys want me to start doing themes, yes or no? Like maybe one week is Star Wars and another is shipping or something. Tell me in the comments! I’m gonna run now, I’m on the RP and I’m sort of torturing my character. I’m certainly putting her out of her comfort zone! Not to mention that I’m totally losing my mind in general… Yeah, I’d better shut up, I’ll start overthinking things again. Wish me luck peeps! Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: I’m trying to get my Youtube back up! So here’s my latest video from a few days ago!

Hope you enjoy my crappy video!

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Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! There’s a New Pop thing out! New Pop… Poptropica Worlds, WHATEVER! I just got on my Blog Reader and found this post by Bendy Flyer:

My Guesses for…

So I went to the original post and I’m going to try and guess it myself. Probably fail, but I tried! Promise this is all me and I’m not stealing anyone’s ideas. This is my super original and inspired guess.

It’s a belt.

Done.

*mic drops*

No, wait! That can’t be it! I have more! Well, not so much on the belt, except one thing. It looks like Dr. Hare’s! Does this mean we have to dress up as him? That’d be cool!

Dr. Hare: You’re weird E!

I like dressing up! You do too, so hush! At any rate, there’s one other thing I didn’t notice at first, but that’s extremely important here.

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SKINNY MOON

O_O

IT’S THE NEW POP!!

Dr. Hare: Poptropica Wor-

I KNOW IT’S POP WORLDS BUT I DON’T CARE!! IT’S COMING!!

*pant pant*

K, sorry. I’m in a weird mood. It’s called My-life-is-liquid-stress-there-is-so-much-going-on-and-why-is-my-life-this-chaos-i-wanna-go-RP-not-deal-with-my-homework-ugh-why-is-there-even-homework-in-this-world-oh-well-I-brought-this-on-myself-the-cat-I-need-SLEEP!

If you were wondering.

But I think Poptropica Worlds is coming out soon! I’m super pumped! Here’s my reasoning:

  1. Skinny Moon’s icon.
  2. It’s the end of Spring, when they said it would come out. They hafta do it soon.
  3. It’s been May for 3 days. Where’s the IotM? (Credit to TC for this one, she said it on Discord and I spotted it.)
  4. Because I’m getting booooooooooooored…. Wait, that’s not a reason.
  5. They made the announcement last year, almost exactly. Wouldn’t that just be cool if it were and exact year? But no, they’re 8 days late already. I’d still take it. Just saying.
  6. Mother of cat, what if they waited until the 10 year anniversary?! I think I’d blow a gasket. This isn’t a reason either. What is wrong with me?

Yeah, I’m done. I should probably end off this post before I say something dumb. If I haven’t yet. But you guys take your guess too! It’ll be cool! I’m gonna go… IDK what I’m gonna go do. Maybe pass out even though it’s only 5. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains #2

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Welcome back to late night posting! Yes, I am perfectly aware it’s very, very late. But I just stayed up watching Avengers for the first time and it was 109% worth it. And then I drew stuff for contests. Seriously, I’m half way through drawing one for the PHB contest, but I’m not on Sundays, so IDK what’s gonna happen there. I might just do it, I really want to enter. In other news, I reek of sunscreen and I nearly passed out earlier because of paint fumes. Ugh. Whatever, it happens. (Way too much.) But now, to the chaos that we just so happen to deeply enjoy. Mostly. Well, I enjoy it. The Villains… sort of enjoy it.

Me: Hey guys! We got a new batch of Qs!

Black Widow: Ugh…..

Director D: Where’s the nearest shuttle out of here?

Captain Crawfish: I have an urgent appointment plundering right now.

Binary Bard: Would you look at the time?!

Me: -_- I hate you all.

So…. yeah, we’ll just get to the questions then.

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DJVampiGamer asks “The Maker”: Can i be a part of this q&a series? 

Me: …. Wait, you want to be part of this chaos?!

Dr. Hare: E, someone’s at the door for you! Something about a statue and a giant mustache!

Me: -_- Oh my gosh, Mustachio again?! Vampi, run while you still can! You might make it out!

DJVampiGamer asks everyone: How does one become a villain? 

Black Widow: You have to start small.

Director D: And you always have to start with a goal in mind, whether it’s to take over the world or get revenge on people who laughed at you.

Binary Bard: It starts with a burning hatred, Whether for one person or a couple of people.

Dr. Hare: Generally it’s because they got in the way of you achieving your goals.

Captain Crawfish: You will probably have to commit a crime or two to try and get to this goal.

Black Widow: That’s when you’re usually thought of as a “Villain.” I wanted to have the greatest art collection ever!

Captain Crawfish: I wanted to rule the seas as the most feared pirate on the waters!

Dr. Hare: I wanted to put the entire world under my control!

Binary Bard: I wanted to marry the Princess, then take over the Universe.

Director D: I wanted to make everyone bald, take over the world, then rub it in the people who made fun of me’s faces.

Me: …

What is this, a motivational Ted Talk on becoming a villain?!

Black Widow: Way to kill the moment Wing!

Dr. Hare: I need a carrot.

Director D: *facepalms* Oh my gosh….

Me: -_- Please don’t try to motivate my friends to be villains.

Binary Bard: You go by the nickname Lady-

Me: You. Stop talking now.

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Red Rider asks everyone: Can I be one of you, I’m a robutt, YAY! 

Binary Bard: She’s a what now?

Black Widow: I don’t think she meant it as an insult Binary.

Me: Neef! Context! So Tall Cactus did a thing… *shows them all the posts*

Captain Crawfish: Now that makes more sense.

Binary Bard: -_- I find this personally insulting.

Me: I feel ya man.

Dr. Hare: What, are you a cyborg or something?

Me: …

Binary Bard: Wait, WHAT?!

Me: We’re gonna move to the next question, before I die. And Red, I repeat what I said to Vampi. Run now.

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Popular Wolf asks: HEYYYYYYY MORDRED UM AWKWARD QUESTION BUT ON A SCALE OF 1 TO YES WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME OKAY BYE
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Binary Bard: … *whispers to me* Who is this?

Me: Popular Wolf. It might be a fun date.

Binary Bard: You know nothing of dates!

Me: Fair, but I know a lot of shipping!

Binary Bard: That’s not the same thing.

Me: It is in this case. I’m leaving now.

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Sporty Boa asks Captain Crawfish: How’d you get your eyepatch? It looks awesome!

Captain Crawfish: Everything I have looks awesome! I am Captain Crawfish, Pundering of the Skullduggery seas, King of-

Me: Come on Crawfish, get to the point!

Captain Crawfish: -_- Captain Crawfish.  Fine. I lost my eye in an accident a few years ago. So I got an eyepatch.

Me: How old even are you?!

Captain Crawfish: Argh.

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ShayShayGamer asks: please could I be part of this series (or even just a minor character) as I have never been part of one? 

Me: Shay, you’re awesome, run while you still can. You might make it, it’s too late for me.

Binary Bard: Hey, someone’s spamming your Discord again.

Me: If they’re shipping me again, I swear I’m setting everything on fire.

Binary Bard: No, this time I think it’s Ned Noodlehead…

Me: -_- Where do we keep matches?

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A little something important.

Me: Neef. OK, it looks like I’m going to have to make an official announcement here. Look guys, I love you all, but I’m thinking it’s not a good idea to include other people/people’s characters in this. For starters, I’d probably screw up your personality and what not. Second, I can’t do it for all of you. It’s nothing personal and I’m not singling any of you out on this, but I can barely keep up with this lot as it is!

Black Widow: Found the matches!

Me: Good, we’re going on an adventure tomorrow. Wait, scratch that, Monday.

BW: Why Monday?

Me: Because I don’t exist Sundays! It’s a long story, I’ll tell you later.

BW: Alright fine.

So… Yeah! I hope you enjoyed that, because I’m gonna go pass out now. I haven’t slept before 11:30 since last Sunday. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Ask the Villains! #1

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! The second I typed that title, I knew things were gonna go horribly wrong. Nothing has yet, minus the fact that I was gonna post this Saturday, but I feel like a meteor is gonna strike or something. I’m hiding in my basement, just in case. At any rate, here is your regularly scheduled program. Posted from my underground bunker. Deep in the earth. Surrounded by Zomberries. Hmm. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.

DJVampiGamer asks EVERYONE: asuh dudes/dudettes

Everyone: ….

Dr Hare: asuh dude.

Captain Crawfish: What does that mean, matey?! Argh, kids these days…

Dr. Hare: n00b.

Me: Do you even know what that means?!

Dr. Hare: No.

Me: Then DON’T SAY IT!!

Black Widow: I’m outta here.

Binary Bard: I think we’re cursed.

Director D: I’m going to Spy Island now.

DJVampiGamer asks Betty Jetty: Do you sometimes wish you weren’t a villain?

Betty Jetty: I prefer to think of it not as being a villain, but being a rebel.

Me: Same thing!

Betty Jetty: *ignoring me* But whatever. It is kinda lonely being a villain sometimes… I haven’t had a date in ages… It’s not like any of my ‘friends’ are good options. But being a villain is a full time job, so…

Bendy Flyer asks Director D: Did you ever have hair in the first place?

Director D: Hey! I’ll have you know I had magnificent hair! It was brown… looked like my toupee… *sighs* Then it all fell out a couple of years ago and I’ve been cursed ever since.

Me: The guy’s 23 believe it or not.

Director D: Hey, I thought we said no personal information!

Me: I totally never said that. Heck, said the opposite.

Director D: 😡

Me: ;D

Sporty Boa asks Dr Hare: Are you part Hare or Rabbit? There’s a pretty big difference…

Dr Hare: I am part rabbit, actually. But Hare is my last name and I am not changing it. So I make do.

Me: Hurry it up Bunny Boy!

Dr Hare: -_- Not helping!

Sporty Boa asks Captain Crawfish: How’d you get your peg leg? It looks awesome.

Captain Crawfish: I got it at sea, traded at the Golden Harbor before my plundering days. *Pause* Argh.

Fierce Flyer asks Director D: Is Dr. Spyglass related to you?

Director D: O_O

Me: I think you broke the ex-spy director.

Director D: He did not! *Sighs* Douglas is my brother.

Me: His name is Douglas?! It makes sense…

Director D: Yes, he’s my older brother. By one year mind! But see who came out on top in the end!

Me: Bro, I don’t… Ya know what, never mind.

Fierce Flyer asks Lucky Wing: If you could transform into any animal permanently which animal would you pick?

Lucky Wing: That’s a good question… I think I would probably pick a dove or some similar bird.

Me: Cat!

Lucky Wing: They weren’t asking you.

Me: Says who?

Lucky Wing: -_- You are being cruel.

Me: Alright, fine, I’ll leave. But I’d be a cat probably.

LW: Go.

Me: I’m gone!

Wild Whale asks Betty Jetty: How do you feel about a previous version of myself making an awful fanfiction focusing on you and making you a cliched villain?

Betty Jetty: Eh, could be worse. I’ve seen some pretty…. interesting FanFictions around, and i think i could take that.

Me: Ah, pff, it wasn’t that bad! I liked it!

BJ: You knew about it? Why didn’t you tell me?!

Me: Because I didn’t think to? Look, I was preoccupied!

BJ: -_- Wing, I swear…

Me: ;P Yo-lo!

Wild Whale also asks Betty Jetty: Do you have a burning hatred for hairspray?

Betty Jetty: No… Why?

Me: I hate hairspray!

BJ: No one’s asking you!

Me: I know, why do you think I’m answering?!

BJ: -_- Go away. I’m not a big fan of hairspray, musical or actual spray. But I can tolerate it. I do use a little gel for my hair, but-

Me: The only thing hairspray is good for shooting the candy cannon! Then it’s good fun!

BJ: Why are you so against this?!

Me: Because it gets in my lungs and then I feel like I’m dying. And guess what?!

BJ: Where did you even pick this up?

Me: YOLO!!

BJ: I’m outta here.

I hope you enjoyed that chaos I call my life. Well, the chaos I call my life when I’m not living the chaos that is school and such. *Sigh* Gah. Oh well. For this next week, just shoot the questions off in the comments and I’ll put the answers up next Saturday. Possibly Monday, but I’ll try for Saturday. Now I GTG. I’m working on a Powerpoint for English, (It’s an awesome topic, I’m gonna rock this!) and I want to go home and do set up for the new RP so Kix doesn’t kill me for not joining. I don’t know what I’m typing. What am I doing? I should just go now… Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!