Connecting…

The signal’s coming though. 

Finally. 

I’ve been trying to reach you guys. 

We’ve been trying to reach you.

A few garbled messages have gone through. Those are Tabatha’s. 

You’re welcome. 

Pay no mind to Tabby. She’s just grumpy. 

D̶̖̮̙̘͓̥̱̅̈̀̆̒̈́͋͐̑͘o̷̡̪͕͖̱͎̩͎͚͙̝͂̐͜ņ̴̡̧̫̲̝̼͙͔̩̼̫̖̬͉͎̰̻̫͈͚̤͚͋͊͊̇̓͗̋̃͌̑̕͘̕͝ͅͅ’̵̡̢̧̡̧̛̻̙̜̯̦̙͉̹̳͍͉͙̭̫̙̰̩̤͓͚͓̩̜̖̌̓̈́̀́̊́͊̾͠͝͝ͅt̶̛̳̱̪̞̬̝̣̜͗̌̈̆̎̀̋̊́̋̎͝ ̶̛͙̫̠̣̫̍̏͊͊̀́̇͑̀͌͂̂̈́́̉̍͠͠͝c̶̀̀̀͒̈̾̊̿̒̏́̊͌̄̈͂̀̏̈̾͆̉́̔̅̓̐̕͝ͅą̴̨̨͎͈͉͚͎̖̯̮̦͈͍̖͈̲͉̭͓̓̂̅̐̚͜ͅl̶̨̺̭͇̩̗̝͖̲̙̖̳̆̑̀͗͊̅͗̈́̎̉̚l̸̛̛͈̥̉͆̇̊̀̑̀̈͐̎̄̓̿̆́̂̀̑̏̈́̇̒̕̕̕͘͝͠͠ ̴̡̨̱͓̼̗̩͇͖̫̲̻͖͙͍̦͚̺͙͐̈̈́̅̽̇͛̒̍̊́̇̍͂̀̾̈́̈͐̍̕͜m̴̢̡̧͙̝̙͎̫̣̗̙̗̘̣̱̠͔͍̟͉̙̉̈̈́e̵̛͔̼̝̘̲͉̝͉͈̻̗̙͖̣̺̭̒͒̔́̅̀̓̈́͑̉̓̏͒͛̓̃̓̈́͛̃͘͝ͅ ̷̢̨̡̦͕̤̦̺͉̗͇̫̠͙͉̬̖̪̠͚̉̋̄̎̅̿̔̀̉̆̐̋̅̽̈̏̒̆̊̐͗́͗͘͝͝ṱ̷̡̛͉̙̓̄́͆̐̑̑͛̒̒͋̆͗͒͌̃̈̚̕͝͝͝ĥ̵̨̛͕̬̗̯͈͉͔̺̫̳̺̟̖̱͈͉͆͊̓̀͐̿̒̿̀̀̓̀͋̋̍̆̿̅̾̚̚â̴̢̡͕̬̤̱̩͙̤̪̬̤͚̥̺̭̗̗̱͙̭͔̼͕̳̞̟͍͚̿̐̊͊̓̑̇͗̔͂͝͝t̴̢̢̮̲̜͙͖̤̰̥̲̪̠͖̫̙̬̗̱̊̊̄̈́

Now that I’m finally through, I can connect you back to our regularly scheduled program. 

Regularly scheduled, around here? That’ll be the day. 

Hush, I’m busy. 

Hey, remember when this was a Poptropica blog? And when you talked about the actual game? Whack. 

Anyways, I can connect you guys back to the story, but it’ll take a little bit. And it’ll depend on a lot of things. 

Like if anyone cares. 

Lemme know what you want to see in the comments. If you want to see the current story, which will take longer, or some of what’s happened to E in the past year. Or, maybe you just wanna hear more from me, the Editor! I miss chatting with you guys! Don’t worry, we’ll get to all of these options, it’s just which ones, in which order. 

Or none of them, because someone doesn’t know how to take care of herself, and will then burn herself out. 

Anyways, lemme know what you want to see first! I do ask for a little bit of leniency and patience, it’s been a hard few weeks. 

I tried to tell them. I doubt they even listened. Doubt they’ll listen now. Bet you no one even sees this post. 

You were much nicer Saturday. 

No, you just ignored me Saturday. 

See you in the comments! If i don’t respond, that doesn’t mean i haven’t seen it. I’m doing this primarily through email, after all.

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1̷̧̨̹̙̻̳̙̺͍̜̦̩͚̼̂̃0̸̛͔̙̟̰͔̣̥͕͓̒̊͌̽͐͌͐̋̇̈́͋̈́̿̈̈̏̊̎̉͂́́͋͊̇̚͝0̶̢̧̝̭̭̮̭̤͔͇͚͓̬̙̗̻̆̀̒̂̀̐͝ ̷̙͕͔͓̻̫͔͍̻̝͎̖̈̄̄͋̌̑̀̔̄͐͆̽̀͋̋͛̇́̕͘͘̕I ̶̛̠̥̗̭͚̠̭̱̯̠̣̬̦̗̫̜̬̘̩̬̣͚͓͍̤̝͓́́̆̓̐̇̊̓͂́̀̏̎͊͘͝ģ̶̨̧̛͖̯̠͉͎͙̳̞̱̞͚̟̥͛̓̎́͐̾̈́̍̐̔̔͗͂̽̿͛̈̇͋͋̉͂̓̚̕͝͝͝ͅư̵̧̧̨̧̯̫̦͙̦̭͎̳̪̺͈̲͔̱̘͚̯͓̙̈́̋̀͆̀̌̈͋̑͒̅́̍̀̓̓̎̀̈́̓̾͑͗̑͆͘̚̚̕̕͝ͅͅę̶͓̬͑̓̍̎͗̓̆̀͋̀̈́̕̚͝͝s̷̡̞͓̳̞̼̞͚̼̹̣̝̮͔̪̗̖̫͓̰̀̆̋̆̈͆̀̒̆̃͋̒͛̐̐́̄͛̔̈́̅͆͆̒̄̒̃̂̊̕͜͜͝ͅͅs̶̡̢̜̲̺̪̯̀̾͂

E is sitting at a kitchen counter, staring into a cup of hot chocolate. She appears to be all alone. There’s talking coming from another room, but E pays no mind to it. After a while, a phone slides in front of E. She looks up to see Nutmeg, holding her phone. Nutmeg smiles at her. 

E: Hey, what are you doing here? Thought you guys would have left by now. 

Meg: Mom’s still talking to your green haired friend. They’re trying to fill each other in. Why aren’t you in there? You know what’s actually happened. 

E: I don’t want to talk about what happened. I don’t know if I even want to be here. 

Nutmeg: Listen, E. She pulls up another chair and sits next to her friend. I know you didn’t want to impose. But you need to be somewhere safe. And you’re not imposing by staying with your friends unannounced. Did you see how relieved they were to see you?

E: Yeah, but… but I’m probably being annoying. 

Nutmeg: I doubt that. Besides, I think you need to be with people who care about you. I know, I know, you don’t want to be a problem and you don’t want to cause a commotion. But you need people who care about you. You can’t just stay out in the snow and freeze to death. 

E: …

Nutmeg: You deserve to be cared about. You know that, right?

E: No I don’t. 

Nutmeg: Yes, you do! Almost everyone does! You aren’t a bother and people care about you! 

E: Ok, I get it. I am glad I’m safe. Happy?

Nutmeg: We have got to get you therapy. Crap, I knew I forgot to ask Mum about something. 

E: It’s ok. It’ll work out. And I do appreciate all the help you’ve given me. 

Nutmeg: I’m glad. 

E: Ok, but why did you give me your phone?

Nutmeg: Oh! You got questions within hours of the post going up. People are worried about you. I think we’ll need to go through them.

E: I, I guess you’re right. Let’s answer these.

Arleen to E: Wait, what? Did you go to the wrong place? What happened?!

E: No, that was my hometown alright. I made it back and no one was there. All my friends moved or left, forget about my family. I’m with the Rulers now… Well, Lucky and Avery. I’m trying to keep this on the down low, not make a big deal out of things. 

Salt: *from the other room* I think that’s dumb! 

E: How did you even hear me?!

Nutmeg: I’m with Mom. People need to know.

E: Listen, I don’t want to make a big deal out of things. Let’s just move on.

Emma to E: I meant the whole thing you said in response to me pointing out your cussing. Been through some tough stuff myself that’s roughed me up, so I can relate.

E: Ah, that makes sense. People don’t deserve to go through this crap. Can’t we all just live happy lives where nothing bad happens?

Nutmeg: You can’t have happiness without sadness. You can’t have love without heartbreak. 

E: That’s really poetic.

Nutmeg: Aw shucks. Dad always told us that. 

E: I do like your parents. They’re really cool. 

Nutmeg: I think so. 

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Emma to E again: …I’d say you’re pretty lucky to have just kinda ducked outta last year, but considering what you dealt with instead, and how your reaction made me think things ended up as, I don’t actually know if that’s true…

E: I wish I was dead. I nearly died so many times. The trauma alone would make a therapist put me in a psych ward. Heck, they probably wouldn’t even believe me. And that’d be why they put me in a psych ward. I don’t even really know everything that’s been happening with you guys, but I’m sorry I couldn’t be there to help. I don’t know what I would have done, but… I’m sorry. 

Editor Fizz to all: Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? T o o b a d

Ỳ̸̝͙̂̕o̵̬͌̒͗u̶͍̍’̴̯͕͋v̶̛͖̺̌̚͝e̴̥͍̝̔̈́ ̵̦̳̯͗̓̎̇k̵̤͂i̵̪̩̬͆͌̐̊l̸͈̩̙͚̆͗̀͊l̸̢̻̾̍̍̂e̸͔̦͒̇d̷͎́͒͛͛ ̶̛͙̣̱m̶̳̒̋͊̐e̶̳͍̣̳͂͌͐̐,̵̦̂͐̂ ̵̣͕̜̞̏̇́̚y̶̺̮̙͘o̴͙̽̄̎̍ù̶͍̹̈́’̶͓̯̐̆̅ṿ̵̡̥̘̏̅̿̓e̶͙̺͈͓̋̈́̕ ̷̳̭̼̈́͊k̸͇͆̓̑̑i̴̺̅̅̿l̶̬̎͜l̴̻̥̫̠̐̃e̴̢̙͖̦̔̿̅d̵̼̀̐̀̀ ̸͖̭̩͋͜m̶̺̾͘e̶̝̜̗̭͑̏͊͠!̴̳̭̹̏͋!̸̹̔̈́!̸̖̉̈́̚1̴̡͔̟̎͑̽̐

̶̲̺̱͋̍͠G̴̝̿̚o̶̭̠̬̾͝o̴̳̩̤̍̊͆̄͜d̶̨̫͈̓͝!̵̹̭͚̮̓̀͑̊

Editor Fizz to LuckE: I was gonna spend this Q raising you a better FNF song then Roses, then I remembered that’s Senpai’s second song, and thought “nah you right”.

T̵̥͊̔͗h̶̟̾a̵͍͌̕͜t̶̼̩̱̻̒̈̎’̵̧̧̤͇̕s̸̝͖̃̃͠ ̸̱̬̤̉b̴̳̺͔̓̊̊͋ç̷̦̖̠̃̾ ̵͚͛̾͛R̵̬̦̬̽̈́ǫ̷̡͓̌̉͜s̶̨͋̚ͅe̵̠̰̝̋͂ş̵̣̋̇ ̶̧̌̅í̴̡̠͎̖̃͗̔s̴̡͔̐͘ ̵̨̝̜̼̄a̷̦̿͐͠w̴͓̟̤̟̄̍ḙ̴̎s̶̡̀͑o̷̬̱̒m̷̩̮͘e̶̥̯̭͇̾͛̐.̶̧̠͉̀͝ ̸̨̛͓͉̦͛

Editor Fizz to whoever: FNF’s Lemon Demon is my newest media infatuation. He a spooky, unsettling boi and I love him to pieces.

E: I don’t like that guy, he kinda killed a bunch of people, nearly including me. Then sang about eating people. That place was weird.

O̵̝̙̣͋͗̐M̶͔̍̏̕C̷͎̬̦̎̓ ̸̹͚̰̣̾͠R̵̪̿̈͆̔͜I̶̗͒G̷̩͍̼̮̀́͗H̷̡̳̳͌T̸̫̺̗̏̕ ̵̖̹͘͝͝ͅȟ̴̫̖̖́ë̸̯̪͓͔́͠’̶͚̲̼̦̓̓̚͠s̸̡̻̪̥̀ ̷̜̣̗̓́̃͘s̸͔̔͠ó̸̰͉͐̾͆ ̷̭͑̓͠c̶̼̪̭̗̍r̶̩̓ȩ̴̀e̷̗̟̅̇͝p̶͖̽y̵̨̘̘̻̽̉͂.̷̦̪͍̙͒ ̵̥̏̋Ì̴̝̰̯̌̈́’̸̮̩̓͋͐͝ͅv̸̥̍̈́̕e̷͔̙̟͂̅̈́ ̶̻͙͐̈́̀p̷͎̞͛̅l̶̞̞̕ȧ̵̙ỳ̷̛̜̳̜̿é̷̘͇̓͝d̴̥͗ ̵̧͚̼̓t̵̗̏ḧ̵̰̖̖́͌̈́̈́è̴̥̅ ̴͔͚̘͂̿͜ḻ̶̲̮͖͘e̶̠̙̮̗̋̓̐̏v̸̯̓̔e̵̥̠̔́͆l̵̼̃͜͠ś̵̜̏̌͝ͅ ̵̧̮̺̰̽̄h̵͇̺̯̒̆e̷͈̋̄̿’̷̛̰̫̬̊̆͌s̶̢͓͒͂ ̵͕̪̬̠̅ỉ̶̧̡̀͝ņ̷̱͈̥̀͆̌ ̴̲̀ă̶̢͑ǹ̵̘d̷̡̹͍͌ ̶̺̝̃̑͜t̷̥̱̄͂h̶͖̠̅͂͝͝ͅě̸͎̟y̷̭̙̜̮͆͒’̴͕͂̾̚ŕ̵̛̻e̵̬̍͑ ̵̢̛̠͇̬̽̎g̸̫̬̱̞̈͛͛̐ǫ̶͍̬̳̃̊̍͗o̷̰͠d̷̻͓̈́.̷̫̮̃ ̵̱̓̅͒S̵̝͈̄͊̈́ŭ̸̘̕͝ĉ̵̭̲̳k̷̯̭̫͂ş̶̙͓̐̐̈́ ̸̡̧͍̠̈́̄̂t̴̬̜̑h̶̻̗̦̪̽̈̑a̵̡̖̭̐̅͝͝t̴͓̺̲̤̽̈̄̒ ̴̝̒̃̎t̶̖̍̀̓͝h̴̡̿e̴͈͕͕͙͊̉ ̷̦̝͌͂̈̚ȯ̴̲̜̱̅̔̾͜n̴̬̎l̸͕͓͂̉͂͝ͅẏ̸͜ ̵͖̓̀̐̆c̶̞͇̮͘ő̵̩͇̪̃̔͝ḿ̵̛̙͔̥͈̀p̴͓̮̣̽̅͊͜͝u̷̳͈̍̄̚t̴̝̑̑̆͠ë̶̻́̋r̶̼̠̀s̸̡̗͉̎͠ ̷̟̀̋͋̀I̴̗̾ ̵̡̤̳̀̀͐̕c̷̡̭̘̃̽͜a̷̻͚̤͝n̸͕̥͌͘ ̶̖͇̃́̓p̸̧͚̻͎̅͒̽̔l̷̡͐̆a̶̘̰͌́͛̎y̷͈̯̿ ̶̦͋͂̉̈́ͅį̶͖̩͘t̸̰̐̈́͘ͅ ̶̙̪̃̇̔̕o̷̻̓ͅn̸̙̐ ̵̛͉̥̯̪͒̽̽a̶͔̰̥͐̕r̷̡̗̦̒͗̇͝ė̷̥̳͓̒̎́ ̵̥̼̔̒͝ś̶͍l̸̢͍͕̅̒̉̓ȍ̵̳̖̥͑ͅẅ̵̡̦͇́̐̐ ̴͎̽o̵̗̓͒̾͜͝r̷͙̰̞̥͛̎ ̵̞̅c̶̥͙͒̐r̴̯̯̄̑̑a̴̻̕ͅs̷̪̒̀ͅh̸̘͖̓̾̈́͒ ̶͍͕̽m̵̨̝̱̱͌̕i̷͈͕͖̩̍̽d̷͓̼͗́ẘ̴̻̱͠à̷͕̄̉͘y̸͇̎͐̐͂ ̷̢̪̜̏̋̊̅t̷̢̡̬̃̆̈́͐͜h̸͖̰̏r̶̖̩͂̈́̔o̶̘̞̫̽̃͋̂ú̸̗̗̗g̴̡͕͍̘͆̊̾͠h̴̥̗͙̼͋̂.̸̗̤̊̈́̓ ̸͇͇̟̀͆͘B̵̡͍̖̽̆̋ŭ̵̜̭̻͊͐ṫ̷̹͍͂͆̀ ̵̨̄͑͝ý̵̤̌͊̕a̸̢̡̤͌̂ą̴̅ḁ̸̢̒a̴͍̭̽̂̿̕s̴̰̀̂͋̕ ̶̞͎̩̀̾͌̍l̶̢͈̗̩͒̏̽͌o̶̩͌̈́̏v̸̧͈̖̊̿̿͝ȩ̷̠̕ ̵̡͓̲̭́ṭ̸͒h̶̜͓̗͊̔̚ȁ̷͔̰̜̇ͅţ̸̭̞̼̂̊͑̇ ̶̪̣̓̈f̸͚̈́u̷͇̙̫͋́̃͆ͅň̵̻̤̔͂̕ǩ̸̞̜͈̕y̸̨̢̖͒͜ ̸̛̞̳̾l̸̬̦̠̎̂͜e̸̡̨̝͇͆͑̿̚m̵̲͕͙̯̎ȍ̸͉̋̒͘ṉ̸͔̄̽͑̕ ̵̳̟͈͊d̵͔̠͖̀u̴̖͕̬̘͗̌d̷̟̱̓̒͘e̸̞̘͎͌̚.̸̳͂͌͝

Trixie to Salty and Meg: A bit random, but what’s your favorite dimension you’ve traveled to?

Nutmeg: Mam really likes Skyward Sword and Undertale. We used to go there on vacation. I really like Night in the Woods. 

Fizzson to all: Can we reach you now? Do something, anything?

E: Yes, you can, but I’m Ok, really. Don’t worry about us, we’re good. I’m safe, don’t worry. 

Aviva to E and Meg: Ah. Should probably tell you two. Zelda and Mipha aren’t the Hylian princess and Zora waifu you’re thinking of. They’re DJs in our world. Human ones.

Salt: I’ll be sure to tell my wife about that. 

Nutmeg: What’s a waifu?

E: ANYWAYS

Zelda and Mipha to any who care: white shirt, now red, now white, now red, now white, now red, now white-

W̶̧̧̬̭̫̥̝͍͕̘̫̥̲̲͍̓͂͌̂̓̍̒̈́͗̇̚͠͠ḥ̸͉̺͎̭̳̖͖̅̆́̋̄̂͌͛̈́̚à̴̡̢͔̝̜̰̔̓̏̀̏͋̃̑̆̓́̒̅̊́̚͠ṱ̸̛̛̖̹̥̣̠͎̬͊̐̃̿̇̃̈́̒̆̽̉͘̚͘͜͜

Vampette to all: amogus

I̸̘͍̅̋ ̵̢̇f̵͕́į̵̱͌̇n̴͎̅̕͜á̶͙͂l̵͙̰̈l̶͈͝y̸͂͜ ̶̦̍̒g̴̻̟̀͌ó̷̜t̸̝̥̄̉ ̸̳̼̍̃t̸̳̙̒̀h̸̻͆͂i̸͈̋ş̴̾̍ ̷̝͝a̷̤͝ǹ̵̺̥d̴͚̾ ̵̧̧̋̂I̷̫̪̿ ̵͈̇f̸͚̊͝e̵͖̕͠e̶͘̚ͅl̴͕̟̓̃ ̶͚̈́d̷̝͝ŭ̴̢m̸̹̔b̸̢͎̏̚ ̴̰̒f̷̖͚̓o̷̩͆̃ȓ̴̰̐ ̸͓͇̔̑n̶̺̅ͅo̸͍̚t̸͈͊͗ ̶̢̬͌̓g̶̹̞͋̈́ȅ̴̹̇t̶̙͝͠t̶̑͜i̸͚͓̔̄n̸̥͒͘g̸̯͐̕ ̷̼́̿͜ḯ̷̟ẗ̶̝́͘ͅ ̶̯̎́ḅ̴̂̈́e̴͇͕̍̚f̵̜̳̿̀ō̵ͅr̴̳̀̆,̸̬̤̓ ̶̳͐ͅb̵͕̺͝c̷̦̻̉̈́ ̸͖̍̀Į̸̳̿͆ ̸̧͘w̷̙͒a̵̭̎t̵̥̩̑c̸̦̰̎h̵̩̝͆ë̶͇̺́d̴̺͈̏̋ ̵̛͚̠ṯ̸͒͝h̸̟̋̒ë̵̡͇ ̸̱͠P̶̐͆ͅó̴͔̓k̶͈̈́e̷̡̼͗͊m̸̖͋ǫ̵̭̀͠n̶̟͊ ̷̻̫́̑B̴̌́ͅl̵̆ͅȃ̷̜͖c̶̩̹̈́͠k̴̞̈́ ̶̢̓a̸̗̐͛n̴͕̾d̶̲̳̂́ ̶̝̀͘W̷͍͂̌h̸̼͍͆i̷͉̋t̸͠ͅe̴͍͈̍͝ ̸̱͙̏a̸̧̍n̵̡̬̿̈́i̷̧̽͗m̶̝̓́e̴̬̥̓̚!̷̱̍͘ͅ ̴̨̜̍W̷̧̙͛̿e̵̺̔l̴̪̘͑͋l̵̗̠̈́̿,̴̠̑̽ ̵̺̏t̵̜̫͂h̶̞̃̕é̷͉͈ ̴͖̀f̶̼̭̓̕i̴̗̕r̵̺̈́̎ͅs̵͎̚t̵̰͓̿͠ ̸͚̒͝f̸̤̚͘e̵̮̤͘ẃ̵͇͎͆ ̷̥̕s̶̢̀e̷͙͆a̷̻̿̉s̷̖̎o̵͖͂n̸̗̕s̵̨̻̐́,̵̞̆̈́ ̶͖̐a̷̦̜̔t̸͕͓̍͌ ̴̨̀͆͜ĺ̴͍̏e̵̯̞̔̀a̵̘̾s̶̮̲͝t̴͈̦̂.̶̢͈̾ ̸̧͋̒ͅA̷̮͂̇ņ̴̦̿y̴͕̕w̵̧͉͊ḁ̷̭̚y̶̖͕͊̏s̷̨͔̔͝,̶̑ͅͅ ̸̪̤̆Ň̴͓̰͠O̵̘͌ ̵͚̝͐͘U̴̝̾̅

Valerie to all: sus

N̵̼̭͗̆O̷̡͍͗ ̸̝̹̃Ŭ̸̢̚ ̵̝͊̕͜I̷̫̍ ̷̢̈̓w̶̫̿́͜a̶͚͊́ś̸̩̈́ ̸͚̕ḯ̴̥̂n̸͈̻̂ ̸̡̓͠r̴͓͔̆̇ȅ̵̞͘ạ̷̃ċ̴̲t̶̗͎͋̕o̵̹͂̍r̶͇͚̆!̴̱̺͛̑ ̸̥͂Y̴̹͊o̶̝̔u̶̼͕͑’̵̟̗̽́r̶̛̠͘e̸͚͂͜͝ ̷͍͛s̴̨̉͂u̸̢͙̾š̵͕́͜ ̶̨̞̈́f̵̱́́ò̸̞̈́ŕ̶̩ ̷̰̑̀n̸͍̺͐o̸̳̺͊̐ẗ̸̝̙́ ̶͎͝b̵͈͘e̸̞̅̇ī̶̗̚n̷͖̋̌g̶̨͎̀ ̴̧̮̽t̶̝͝h̶̝̿̕e̵̤̾r̸̭͘e̶̛̗̓,̶̱͋ ̸̼̈́̈́w̵̠͋͊e̴͇͚̓̀ ̵͍̒͋w̶̖̑̇e̷͙̽̒r̷̲̞͐e̸̞͚͋ ̸͕̚ĩ̶̻̰n̴̬̫̓͘ ̶̢̦͋̂m̸̢͇̽è̵͈̠̍l̷͇̺̄̈́t̶̜͕̀̚ḍ̶̕ō̴̖̕w̸͎̥͆̈́n̴̪͎̓!̵̬̝̒

Ada to E: Aye, since you’re back in your home dimension, head on over to D-476. Drinks are on the house ta celebrate your return! (Note: Non-alcoholic, of course.)

E: Heh, yeah. That might be nice, but I have no way to teleport dimensions on my own. And I don’t want to be a bother, ya know?

Kate to E: How *did* you get to where you were? I’m surprised you managed to survive.

E: You and me both. I nearly died a lot. I don’t like to think about it much, but… Well, these scars aren’t just for show. And I can’t respawn like the Spices. 1 life, take it or leave it. I found a few portals and hitchhiked quite a bit to get around, but besides that, it was a lot of luck and a lot of running.

Aviva to all: Permission to visit when.

E: Uh… Whenever, I guess. I’m just glad to be somewhere semi-safe. 

Nutmeg: Well, that’s all the Qs. 

E: Cool. I guess I feel a little better, you were right.

Salt walks into the kitchen, followed by another woman, one with green hair in a ponytail.

Lucky Wing: Alright… I don’t quite understand everything that’s happened, but I am very glad you’re Ok. 

E: Thanks. I… I’m glad you let me stay here.

Lucky Wing: I wouldn’t just abandon you! I’m your friend! All of us are! 

E: I… Thank you.

Lucky Wing: And… I’m sorry I have to do this, but I’ve notified the other Rulers. I know you wanted to keep it on the downlow, but they deserve to know. 

E: Wha- Why?!

Lucky Wing: We’ve been searching for you for ages. Only the Rulers know of it right now. But I had to let you know to call off the search. And we’ve been so worried. I’m glad you’re Ok.

E: I… That’s reasonable. I’m being kind of unreasonable. But I don’t want anyone to worry about me anymore. 

Lucky Wing: After you disappeared for over a year. I think the best way to stop their worrying is to let them know you’re Ok. 

Salt: They were worried about you E. An awful lot. 

E: … You’re right. Fine, I yield.

Lucky Wing: Ok. The others should be over in a little bit. 

E: Prepare my funeral.

Avery: *Walking in* Who’s going to kill you for that?

E: I’m gonna get strangled in a hug. Prep my funeral.

Send questions to E, Nutmeg, Salt, and all the Rulers, Lucky Wing, Avery, Nice Coyote, Neat Berry and Robin. More to come.

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The camera zooms into E and Nutmeg playing cards in the living room. Sugar walks in.

Sugar: Alright, E? 

E: Hey, what’s up?

Sugar: The portal will be opened in a few minutes, Ok? Do you want to do your Q&A thing now?

E: Oh, sure! That’ll be good.

Aviva to all: YADADADADA SUCTION CUP MAN LOOKATMEGO

E: Can I close questions? Is that a thing I can do?

Salt: Sure, it’s called ignoring the question. 

E: Sick nasty.

Sugar: Aren’t they dealing with COVID in your world?

E: Dealing with what?

Sugar: … 

Sugar: Never you mind.

Aviva to E: You’d honestly be surprised how far my reaches go. I can basically become god if I wanted to. I just choose not to because it’s too much work and I’m a lazy f**k.

E: Listen, I don’t care how lazy you are. I’ve tried. It don’t work. It’s like there’s a barrier keeping me from that side of the dimensions. That’s why I’m here, with the Spices.

Editor Allie to all: OH CRAP, YOU GUYS AREN’T CAUGHT UP ON ATG AND AAAF, YOU DON’T GET THE REFERENCES I MADE-

E: … That was a reference? 

Sugar: Ask blogs are weird.

Vampette to E: *points at you* You. Cute. Stay cute. Be proud of yourself.

E: I’m as cute as dirt. Dirt that a horse stepped on after ripping the grass out by the roots. Then dried out so it cracks. That’s how cute I am. And what do I have to be proud of? Diddly squat. Checkmate. Wow, that was depressing.

Vampette to Nutmeg: *points at you* You’re cute too. Be proud of yourself as well.

Nutmeg: Aw shucks, you’re sweet. I’m glad you think I’m cute. I’m fairly proud of myself. But I got more to do! I’m gonna help people, like my parents! 

Kate to E: Call me Phoenix Wright cuz I got a contradiction for ya. If we’re not able to reach your dimension… *then how was I able to send a fridge your way?*

E: I… Hold on… Uhhhh, I dunno. 

Salt: I don’t know either, but now the firewall is stricter. That ain’t happening again. 

E: No, wait, these are my friends. 

Salt: I have no control over this, otherwise I’d do something. The firewall is its own entity at this point.

E: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz.

Sugar: Ok, why don’t we all calm down?

Pepper: I’m more down with the firewall staying up. No more fridges. 

Sugar: Honey, they’re trying to get her home too.

Pepper: We can do that on our own. I don’t want any more intruders. 

Salt: Uh… Anyways, I’ll figure it out myself, Ok? No biggie. We’ll get there.

Zelda to E, in addendum to the previous question: *old vsauce theme intensifies*

E: I-

Sugar: Still mad about the Zelda thing. 

Salt: Listen, I had no idea. 

Pepper: I did, but there was never a good time to bring it up…

Sugar: WHAT

Nutmeg: Ok, well, uh, moving on.

Sugar: No, sweetie, it’s ok. Momma’s ok. Just… learning some new things. 

Pepper: I wonder if there’s alternates of us out there…

Salt: I sincerely doubt it. Anyways, who’s vsauce? 

Aviva to all: yah yeet

E: Ain’t that a vine or something? 

Y̸̡̝͒ě̶̹e̵͓͝ť̴̖͔̾s̸̺͂͘ ̴̦͔̿t̷̟̗́ḩ̸͔̽i̸͍͑s̴͉͠ ̸̗́ṡ̶̢t̷͔̀̂o̵̧̞͌̐r̶̹͌̋y̸̘͔͝ ̷̭͗i̸͙͌̄n̸̳͛t̷̨̓̎ō̷̹̄ ̸̳͊͗ȁ̷̜͌ ̸̹̅͜f̷̹͊̑i̷̟̽r̶̾̚ͅė̴̱̑.̵̺͈͂

Editor Allie to all: ayo the pizza here

À̶͓y̵͖̕o̷̻̓ ̸̱̀g̴̖̍i̴̳̊m̵̬̍m̶͈̄e̴͖̓ ̵̗͋ṱ̸̍h̷͙͗e̵̩͌ ̸̳̀p̸̦͒i̵͈͊z̸͇̈z̷͈̕a̵̻͌.̸͉̕ ̶̱̈́

̷̞̀W̶͇̕ḩ̸̅ä̶̗t̵̬͗ ̸̟̓a̵̖̒b̴̢́õ̶̟u̶̬̕t̵̢̅ ̷̥̂â̵̖ ̸̥̂ṁ̶̲e̶͍͝m̷͉̔ȇ̸͚?̴̯̀ ̶̄ͅN̵͈͛ǫ̵̓,̵͚͒ ̶̟͐j̸̫̚ú̸̧ś̴̪t̸͖͗ ̷̻͛g̸̙̏i̶̘̚v̵̦̍e̵͚͐ ̶̫͘m̴̨̛e̸̫͊ ̵̗̒t̷̙̍ĥ̷̼e̸̜͆ ̴͇̃p̵͖͒ĩ̵̮z̸͇̾z̶̹̐a̵̛̞!̵̬͝

Aviva, Vampette, Zelda, and Mipha to Editor E: Best FNF song, mods allowed, go.

O̴͇͖͐̌k̴̠̱̱̂̈́,̶̪̂͒̚ ̵̜̒l̶͍̮̻͑͂i̸̙̺͐͠s̵͕̽̍͠t̷̨͙̓̓e̸̖͒̈́ṉ̴͠,̶̝͐̈͊ ̷̛͇R̶̫̈̀ǫ̵̐̾̂s̴̥͖̩͌͋e̵̞̝̞͊̀̔s̸̯͝ ̴̦̗̘̐̅i̶͙̋͆͜s̵̝̦̤̀̍́ ̵̟̎́͜ȁ̴̘͕ ̷̖͎͌̊͊f̸̧̈́͆̓r̴̮͂̚e̷̦̙̪̓̄͝a̸̞̪͛̏̋k̸̡̉̉̽ǐ̶̞͂͝n̸̮͔̯̒̈͘g̷̢̤̱͒̎̚ ̸͈͎̄͜Ḇ̷̛̟̅̑ͅŐ̴̬P̶͉̀,̶͎̓͝ ̸̛̣̩̇Í̴̜’̵͇͕̼͆́͗ḿ̵̱̒ ̴̡̙̘̐n̸̮̽̾̇o̶̖̎̈́̊t̵̢͉͈̃̔͝ ̶̛̯̹̙̎̚ą̷̭̳͂͘c̶̰̄̓c̸̭͌̆̉e̴̝̍̊̅p̴̙̩̩̎̒̚t̵̝͖̄͑î̴̠̀͜n̵̺͚̍̂̀g̸̨̗̊͆͘ ̷̲̔̃͝c̴̬̽̋̐r̸͎̞̫̄̔̿ì̷͎̱͘t̶̘̍ỉ̴̧̞͉̈́c̴̫͛í̶̘̏̔s̶͓̑ṁ̸͍.̴̲̄ ̸̤̗̈́͘Ë̴͓́̑̑s̸̡͎̞̅̈́p̶͈̄ȅ̵̛ͅc̶̜̋͌ì̶̟̗̮̂͠a̷̡͌l̶̻͔͚̚͝l̵̙̻̯̍y̸̹̓ ̵̟̍ṱ̵̳̎h̵͙̪͑ä̷̟̃͛t̷̖̔ ̷̧̪̝͊f̴͇̣̗́͒i̸͇̱͠ͅr̵̡͖̦͛͂ś̸̘̈́̌t̴̯͝͠ ̸͉͉̫͗̋b̸͈͂ḯ̸͎͝t̵̹̏̎̏ ̷͎͌͝ó̷̯̝̓́f̶͎͉͒ ̴͓͔̱̽̒͘t̶͚͋̆h̵̟͌̈́e̵̹͘ ̷͙̺̾s̴̡̨͆̈́̓ò̷͚̰n̸̝̬̎͠g̴̟͔̤̍̏.̸̝͙̱̔ ̷̩̳̼̐͑̀Î̶̤͍̔͜’̴̯̫̺͐m̶̝̰̂ ̸͉͐͝å̶̢̬̓͋l̸̞̓̆̄s̸̬͉̻͑ơ̶͈̙̱̄ ̶͍̳̩̓̋ą̴͍̲́̆̓ ̷̛̼̋ḃ̴̨͓͘i̶͈͓̋̄ǧ̴̙ ̴̺̜̃̉̊f̷̯̤̫̑́̀ǎ̴̖̪̙́̆n̸̞̗͌ ̶͉̈͋̂o̴̰̓f̸͈͔̜́̏ ̸̤̑́S̷͈̪̊́ͅo̵͈̅u̸̧̖͈̽t̷͍̝͇̽h̴̭͌.̸̤͂ ̴̮͑̎ͅB̸͈̼̊̈u̶͍͎̥̐́͘t̶͈͔͝ ̷̝̼͚̀̈a̵̹͈͖̾ĺ̴̘͋l̵͍̲͋͌ ̶̣̦̽̾t̷̝̱͊͐̕ẖ̸̰̟̂̈͝e̵̝̟͇̒͐͘ ̵̜̭̤̔̑̕s̷̖͐o̷̜̤̅n̸͔̍̈́g̶̬̈́͗s̸͖̩͘̕͝ ̴̝͖́̍a̵̦̳̒̊r̵̛̯̜̹̎͝ė̴̡̦͓͐ ̴̯͉̓́b̷̘̫͕̔̚͠o̴̬̊̄͠p̷͈̭̞͛s̵͕̉̓.̸̘̟̦̈̊

Emma to E: Oh, I can relate there, gal.

E: To which thing? To which thing?!

Nutmeg: All of them. 

E: >:0

Arleen to Salty, Pepper, and Sugar: I love the nickname for your family! Although it’s kinda funny only one of you is technically named after a spice… X3

Salt: None of us planned this. Also there’s 6 spices, we have 6 people in our family. 

Sugar: She’s technically right. Well, if it clears it up, we’re the Spices because that’s our last name. 

Pepper: That’s what we went with at least. 

Salt: Also I didn’t pick Salt as my name with anyone else in mind. Neither did Pepper, it was just a weird coincidence. 

Sugar: I think the kids picked their’s because of ours, but I have no idea. 

Pepper: They were kids. It might have been. 

Salt: Why don’t you just ask them?

Nutmeg: It was. We picked our names together.

Sugar: Mystery solved.

Fizzson to Salty, Pepper, and Sugar: How do you guys travel around dimensions and all? Is it random, or something more controlled?

Pepper: It’s controlled. We can see what the dimension is called even and make a conscious decision on whether or not to go there. 

Salt: Although sometimes the names are misleading! The names of the dimensions, I mean. 

Pepper: She’s still bitter. 

Salty: I have every reason to be, as do you.

Sugar: Hi, local expert here. These two, *she points to Salt and Pepper* can open up portals to different worlds, but won’t know what’s in them. It is controlled where they go, kind of. In conclusion: They see the different dimensions and their names, but don’t know much else unless they’re been there before. Does that make sense?

Arleen to Meg: What’s your sister like, out of curiosity?

Nutmeg: Oh! She’s lovely! Her name is Rosemary, but we just call her Rose. She’s about 5 3, she has Vitiligo, like Dad, she’s partially mute, actually, so that’s why she uses sign language. She’s very passionate about things she likes! She used to tell me about her stories until she couldn’t sign or speak anymore! She’s amazing. Oh, and Cin! OMC, how come none of you asked about him? He’s an angel! He’s actually here, but he’s a little camera shy. I’ll go talk to him and see if he wants to come down. 

She runs off. There’s a few minutes until she comes back, alone.

Nutmeg: He does not. It’s Ok, he’s shy. He says hi tho!

Arleen to Salty, Pepper, and Sugar (Again): When was the last time you all traveled around? Did you settle down after having the kids, or…?

Sugar: Kind of, I suppose. 

Arleen to Salty, Pepper, and Sugar (Last time): What did you mean it’d been a while since you’d gotten asks. Did you guys used to be in a QnA?

Sugar: Well, yes. Kind of? Well, it’s a bit hard to explain, and I’ll need to do some research, but… I don’t know if you can find our Ask Blog. Long story. I’ll tell you when we can be certain of what’s going on.

Arleen to E: Ey, you’re not annoying us at all. Like I said, I’m really happy to be hearing from you, and I’m really looking forward to actually seeing you again. I’m sure the others are too.

E: Oh, uh… Thanks Arleen, that’s sweet of you. Shucks, I… Yeah. I can’t wait to see you guys either. Can’t wait to be home. See all the people I unintentionally abandoned. Oof, this is gonna be… Exciting.

Emma to E: Stay strong, okay? Me, Arleen, and everyone else all wish ya good luck and hope you get home safe. (I know it shouldn’t be too much longer, but y’know. Dumber things have happened.)

E: I’ll try. I’ll just be glad to be home, you know?

Y̶͙̲̅̓̍o̷̬̹͒͆͋͝ͅu̷͉̜̒͒͂͐̀ ̶̪̜́̅r̸̨͍͍͎̺̄̐̔̕͠ï̴͇͊g̵̭̞̥̓̽̈͜ͅh̶́̿̎̕ͅt̶͔͚́.̵̨̧̦̦̔͑̐͌̚ ̸̢̥̊Ą̴̥̪̺̻͗̓̊͠n̸̯͕͊̚͘d̴͎͇̎̿̕ ̵̡̉̎̊̏i̴̗̞̦̤͆̋̈f̵̹̆̽ ̵̡͙͋ý̶͙͌͠͝o̷̻̙̯̩͔͐̀̀͗͝u̸͓͎̞̩̞̿̉̂̚’̸͉̪̿͠ŕ̶̳͖̝̈́̉̈͗è̶̞̙͓̳͉́̓ ̵̖̝̯͘ī̶̡͉͕̬̪̌m̵͚̫͎͛̾p̸͎̞̬̉̆͗͋̈́l̷̼̔̈́y̷͎̙̾̋i̷̯̦̰̊̄̆n̸͓̽͊̏̏g̶̛͓͈̳̈́͘͝ ̷̙̞̜̒̿̊͝t̴̢̟̫̣͊ȟ̶͖̉̓̕ă̷̞̠̭̒̚t̸̡̨̧͓̦̉͐̽̚ ̴̛̼͙̲̲̈͑t̴̲̬͕̲̜͛͛͗h̵̨͎̟͖͒͛e̷̤̟̟̽ ̶̛̻͚̥̈̌̿s̵̗̈́͌̏͐̌t̸̪̗̙͕̩͊̾ù̵͓͙̜̮̫͐̔͝ṕ̴̢̛̪̥̍͂i̶̢͇̞͇̐̅̔̉d̸̢̨̗̯̍ ̶͇̳̝̼̎̆͠s̸̠͓͐̈́͛͝͠h̶̟̓̔i̷͖̩̻̱̗̔p̶̭̰̭͐̿̊̕ ̷̨̪̺̣̟̿̈́i̵̜͈̾͗̾ṋ̶͎͂̽̈̀͠ ̶́̎͜͠t̶̝̒͋̽ḫ̸̝̹̦̀̌i̷̢̧͔̖̮̐̇̿͛s̴͚̤̺̄̍̃̚̚ ̵͔͈̈̑͝ͅs̴̭͍̟̟̰̓̂̅ţ̴̞̖̽́͠o̵̧̬͓̍͝r̴̢͎̼̰̉̓̅y̸̢͍̲͈͂̀̕͘͝ ̶̛̦͍̯͍̫̓̽̂̐į̴̢̣͖̇͂̾s̷̖̭͕͋ ̸̯͉̃̽͑͋t̸̙̮̓͑ä̸̭̩́k̶̞̙̪̲̑̀̐i̴̧͚͈̬̯͘͝n̸͚̯͙͛͐̂g̸͙͂̅̈͘̚ ̵̛̛̦̦͋ṭ̴̡̛͍̠̣̔̕o̷̰̜͉͑̀͝o̵̖̼̣̿̍́͜ ̷͈̺̯̺̦́̕ḷ̴̛̬̋̀̿͠ó̴͖̤̮̍̎́ń̷͕͍̠̖͙͋̅̈́ġ̴̫͈̗̲͖̊̅̌,̷̨̬̘͗͌̂͑ ̶̪͊̀́͊Ỉ̶̮͎̖̓ ̸̢̩̣̮̺̀̈̑̅͠ṛ̷͘á̸̩͈̼ị̴̗͇͎̤̒͐͝s̴̫̹̩̠̓͆͂ḛ̶͍̘͚͎̃̾ ̶̨̯̱̲͕̔̑̈́å̴̟̹̞͕̔̋ ̵̖̱̰̯͎̓̒̈́̋c̵̡̖͓͕͋̅̀̋̚͜ő̶̡̎͆̈́̕ǜ̵̈́̕̚ͅñ̶̬͔̟t̷̜̜̜̼̽͂̄͒͝ë̶̫̠̰̪̻̓̅́̚r̴͎͆͠ ̴̡̺̗̲̼͊́̆̚a̴̢̲̖̍̈́ṟ̵̩͚̉g̷̱͛͐̕ù̵͎̐m̶͖̻͉̻̳͑̿͊̈́̑ë̷̯̘̗͖̚ṉ̶̎ṭ̸̟̼͇̌͐̅͠ͅ!̷̣̲͆̈́͘͠ ̴̧͓̖̜́Y̵̨̛͙͍͉̱̾́̍̿ǫ̷̢̬̻̙̈́̒͠ṵ̵͆̋̇ ̵̪̫͎̱̊̌̏ͅh̷͉͐͆̀̈̽e̶͓͊̍́̿̍a̸̯̭̙̤͔̎r̶̤̈́̃ḑ̴͚͔̙̋̄́͜ ̴̢̠̳̄̚ȯ̵̢̼̼͎̺̍̂̓͘f̵̰͝ ̴̡̙̔̈́M̵̪̦͇̻͑͌͋i̵̛͍͛̈́̊ŗ̶̛͓͛̐̌ǎ̷̪̮̰̤̬̓c̶̟̰̈́͠͝ũ̶̪̫͚̉̚̚l̶͈̮̗̼͂ơ̶̜̜̪͘u̵̳͈̮̜̽́s̶̩͈̻̎̂̑ ̴̛̫͓̲̜̝̐̽͒͌Ḷ̶̑̒͝͠͝à̴̦̅̅d̴̤̎̓y̴̰͎̘͔̱͒͘b̷̝̂̏u̶̙͐͂̑g̵̗̖̦̞̋̉̀?̸̨̨͉̻͆̇͋̕͠ ̶͍͙̈Ț̶̡̢̂̆̅̊ẖ̵͋â̶̭̻̭̘̈́t̴̡̍͝ ̷̫̤̮̲́̅̊̈́s̵̥͓͉̼͂̀̈́͝h̶̟̺̭͐̀͛͝o̸̝̙͈̝͋ẘ̴̼̌ṣ̷̉̇ has ̴̢͙̉̀̀͘ḅ̵̱̩̈̈́é̸̟̻͖̺̾̀e̶̹̍̎̚ń̷̞̥̠̙̱ ̵̢̢̻̻̝̃̐̂́g̵͍͈̑o̷̧̤͓̹̠͝i̶͎̯̎n̴̯̱̼̪̓g̷͍͒̏̒̈́͆ ̷̬͔̮̼̂̀ỏ̶͔̏͠ṉ̵̘͆̄͝͝ ̸̯̆̓̚͘͠f̶̛̱̗͑͋o̴̧̭͍̻̠̐̂́r̴͍͓̺̞̎̆ ̸̟̙̫͇͓̉6̷͈̝̪̝̿̈̿͒ ̷͍͉̋̅̒͑̈́y̴͈̿ȩ̷̛͓̙͐͒͋ą̶̨̪̗͔͑ŕ̵̟͉̩̚̕s̴̜̀͐̽̎ ̸̛̜͍̅̏͝n̶̛̯̋̊̽̓ő̴̢̤̣̅w̷̢̟̜̲̺̌!̵̤͕̇͑̕ ̶̩̺̋͐̊͜͝I̸̢̛͌͂̚t̶͇̘͍͈̄̌̃͘͜ ̸̦̞̬̝̉̔͝͠͠ͅh̷̲̋̀͐̾͝à̴̗s̸͕̅͗͝ ̴̘͎̰͑̓̐͌͠ā̷̢̝̗̼́̋̇ ̵̦̞͉͚͗̀͆̃͜͠s̶̪̥̜͗͝h̴͔͙͗̾̅̀i̸̢̊̑p̴̱̖̀̎͑ ̸̟̭́̈̐͐̏ť̴̻̀͌ḧ̸͉̪́̍̊̈͝å̷̺̎̄͠t̴̨̻͈͍͐̐͗̈́̍͜ ̸͍̋̎ḧ̸͓͝ä̸̠͕̱̻̃̓͑š̷̘̆͝ñ̷̙̻̎͠’̷̛̼̖͚̹̦̓t̷̘͔͎̘̽̃ ̷̨̠̖͛̐̀͋̽͜ć̶̙̺̉̌͊͝o̷̖͆͑̄͌̈́m̸̖̞͙̖̈́e̷̹̼͙͕̼͗̈́̇̒͝ ̷̙͓̟̆͆̾̿͝ţ̵̦̲̑̃͜ỏ̵͉̠̥͑̄͝ ̶̨̗̟̳̩̊̎̌̕f̵͉͈͂͘̕ŕ̵̨̗͍͕̮̀͊ų̵̪̻͔̍͌͐̔̕͜ì̴̤͈͒t̶̘̻̎͜ȋ̵̛̜̱̲̝̚͠o̴̫̮̗̔n̶̪̎̐ ̸̬̌e̵̖͗̈́̉͐i̵̢̩̩̠͑ṯ̶̼̩͘h̷̻̣͓̙̄̕͜e̶͈̞͚̝̔͐̏r̸̥̖̝̾̐̑̐̕!̶̳͉̪̌͊̈ ̴̡̝̱̱͆̆̈́̓M̸̮̩̳͈̳̐͆͘ï̵̞̲͓̌͆̈n̷͕͍̽̽̈́̋ͅd̴̡̲͉̗̯͋̓͒͝ ̸̘̓̔y̸̨͆̏̋̆͝o̷̖̝̓̐͋ŭ̵̮͘,̴̣̱̻̲͗͗͛ ̸̛̟̙̀̉t̷͓̎̌̓̋̋h̷͇̝̪̣̥̆͛̆̀̎e̴̢̝̒́̋͝ ̷̣̥̤̾͠A̵̳̞͉̲͓͂t̵̖̬͕̦̓̚V̵̜̳̎ ̸̛̻̲͍͝i̸͈͔̲̰̠͋̄͘s̷͕̺̱͇͛̔̕ͅ ̸̺̦̲̆͊̃͂ȑ̶̺̺̊̍̽e̵̢̝̣͎̿̉̚͠ͅá̶͖͆̽̕͝c̴̛͉̈́͝h̵̗͎̖̯̫̾̎̎̎ḯ̶͓͈̒́̽n̸̛̳͉͕͌̒̏͘g̴͍̬̔̂̆̒͝ ̸̫̘͓̬̦̂̀̎́i̷̳̣̬̔͗̅̀̄t̷̗̰̖̤̀ͅs̶̠̱͙̦͗̒ ̸͖̟̺̯̻̇͋4̸͕̤̔ͅͅt̷̨͕̭̩͑̔͂͌̍h̸̦͊͛͠ ̴̻͙̏̉͂̔́b̸͙̟̯̈ͅĭ̶̬͈͕̙͙̇̃̎̚r̴̛͙̜̾͑͛ț̴̡̜̤̒ͅh̵͙͂͘d̴̛͎͑̂̅̿à̵̢̢̻̽ý̶̛͙̰̓́ ̶̧̝̳̳̆́̓͛̀i̴̳̣̼͖͗̊̿̕ņ̸̩͂͠ ̴͍͇͍͛͠A̵̧̧̙̘͊́́̀p̶̼̘͚͙̤͗r̶̛͇͇̩̻̜͒́̄̓ỉ̸̻̼̻̄͠l̵̜͙͖̞̊̀͂̓͜…̴̧͙͔̭̫̀̽͒ ̵̡͕͇̋

̵̯͇͍̓̾̍͝Ť̴̞̪̺͒̆̽h̷͖̒̓͝ȉ̷̪̼͂̌s̶̫͓̖͒̎͝͠ ̶̨̫̰̌ắ̵̩̣̱̖r̸̛̥̰̮̒͐̂ǵ̶̖̗͋u̸̧̖͙͆͗̓́͜m̸͓̄́é̵̢̠́̅̈́n̵̙͓̑̈́̉̏̒t̸͎̙̑̌͆̾͘ ̷̢̲͕͍̜̇̿̌̃s̵̞͚̝͒̓̀̇ù̸͖̹̩̆͂̕͜c̴̨͈͕̺̦̃͘k̵̗̫̜̦̏ś̶̬͜.̶̛͔̋̋̈́

Ş̶̨̛̝͕͚̭͎͉̜͓̜̖̹͔̺̞̪̥͑͋͂́̃̋̋͒̂́̕͘͝h̶̡̨̛̛͉̬̗͚̲̺̱͑̀͛͆̏͐͑̉͒̚͜ṵ̸̢̡̮̪̺̥̮̳̮̻̠̪̖̣̲̙͚̺͓͆͛̄̍̾͒̌͘̕͘͠t̵̡̢̢̨̧̛̛̹̳̳̥̲͇̹͔̙͚̤̜̺̠͖͇̬̼͖̞̬͓͈̻͚͔͔͕̥̘̤͇̞͒̓͐̊͛̓̊͂̎̆͊̀̔̌̓̌͒͛͛̓͂̾͐͌͒̅̇̆̑́̐͆́̈́̃̕̕̚͘͜͜͝ͅ ̶̧̡̛͔͚̫̼̯̱̝͓͉͎̹̰̼̮̜̜̰̗͙͖͖̞͎̺̯̖̼̦̯̤͖̖̣̟̝̝̿̈́̀͋̾͂̏̽͜͝ứ̷̧̰̪̖̫̲̜͙͓̱̟͎͙̠̑͑͆̇̇̅̆̆͛̑͐̉̅̔̚p̸̢̭̙̱̯̻͍̖͈̪̠̼̠̑̓́͂͑̆̽̈̈́͋̿͐͌͊̈̇̀̓̉̔͗͐̉͑̑͋͂̐̃̿̚̕̚̕̕͘͝͠͠͝.̸̡̡̡̡̡͚͔̞̻͍̙͖̮̦͈̥͍͔̬̳̥͔̞̻͉͈̥͕͎͛̆͜

The camera opens up to the 5 of them, Sugar, Salt, Pepper, Nutmeg and E, standing in front of a swirling grey portal.

E: This is it. I’m gonna go home, things are going to be Ok. 

Nutmeg: Yeah! Tell you what, I’ll come with for the first bit. 

E: That’s sweet, but it’s ok. 

Salty: Hang on honey, you can’t go with E. Your portal skills are topnotch, yes, but you’re 16 and I’ve never been there. I’m coming with. 

E: No, really, it’s Ok! 

Salty: Nah, it’s too late. In we go folks! 

E: No, I- 

She’s cut off by Salty picking her up, grabbing a bag and walking through the portal. Nutmeg winks and follows suit. 

They walk out into a snowfall. Huge white flakes are falling from the sky and the ground is completely submerged. Salty sets E down and the latter immediately starts running to the nearest place, which is a Walmart. A nearby TV shows the time and date, along with the weather conditions. 

Salty: This place is a lot wetter than I remember. 

E: Ok, this is definitely my town. We need to… I need to see if my… My friends. Oh no, I don’t know if my friends… I need a phone. 

Nutmeg: I saw a payphone out back.

E starts off at a dead sprint towards where Nutmeg is pointing. Salty and Nutmeg start after her. By the time they get there, she’s next to the phone, head in hands. 

Nutmeg: E? 

E: I thought all my problems would be solved when I got here. I thought I’d be able to go home. I thought I would be safe. I thought everything would be Ok. I guess I really am… Alone.

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Arleen to Meg: Nutmeg is kind of a weird name compared to “Meg” or “Megan”. Feels like more of a playful nickname then anything… Not to say it’s a bad name or anything, just agreeing with E that it’s kinda unexpected.

Nutmeg: What? Nutmeg is a perfectly normal name! 

E: I might beg to differ. 

Nutmeg: Oh come on. It’s what everyone calls me. Wait until you hear my parents’ names. And my siblings! 

E: I’m confused.

Nutmeg: Die mad. Anyways, let’s keep going!

E: Bish?

Emma to E: Oh dang, you cuss now? Not complainin’, just threw me for a loop-

E: Heck. Ok honest talk, I was having a rough day. I got attacked by an Octorock earlier and Ghiriahm is annoying. Sorry about that. But yeah, I curse occasionally. Life is short, you sometimes nearly get murdered by a crazy chick with a knife, you sometimes watch people die, whatcha gonna do. 

Editor Fizz to E: Fizzson smells like fresh herbs now. Blame Luci.

E: Cool. I haven’t seen either of them in a very long time. 

Fizzson to Meg: Your neighborhood’s pretty stuffed for being in an “In-between”. You seem pretty lucky. ^^

Nutmeg: I love it here! But it’s pretty spacious and it’s not that big a town. But it’s lovely. 

Trixie to Meg: What’re some of your friends like, out of curiosity?

Meg: Well, you already know E, clearly. Misfortune is a real sweetie. Like I said, we grew up together. She’s a little older than I am, and she’s really been through some things… But she’s sweet and kind and fun! I also grew up with Soda, who’s a doll. I also also have 2 siblings, Mon and Rose. They’re all great!

Arleen to Meg’s parents (Got a whole list here)

1: Heya! Could I get some names for you three?

??: Oh! Yes, sorry. I’m Salty, the one with Silver hair. My lovely wife here is Sugar, she has the blonde hair. And my adoring husband is Pepper! Black hair.
Sugar: Hello! 

Pepper Hiya!

Salty: It’s nice to meet you, we haven’t gotten a lot of asks in recent years. Although, it’s in a very different format this time around.

2: How’d you all meet exactly?

Pepper: Oh, that’s a long story. A lot of things happened over the years… In short, Salty and Sugar met in Salty’s first dimension jump. Salt met me in another one, and we recognized each other as, ah, dimensional travelers with… Oh, never mind.

Salty: Pep, you can’t just leave them hanging.

Pepper: I can and I will.

Sugar: Pep! 

Pepper: Y’all can’t stop me.

3: What’s it like having such a… “Odd” family structure? With all the people there, it sounds like it’d get a bit chaotic…

Salty: Not really. It’s a lot easier to take care of 3 children with 3 parents. I mean, we weren’t planning on kids originally, when we got into this relationship. 

Sugar: Our kids are darlings though, I don’t regret having them.

Pepper: Honestly, it’s nice to have people to help you raise children, or save worlds or commit murder.

Salty: Pepper!

Pepper: I kid, I kid. *whispers* Probably.

Sugar: But we work hard to give our kids a good family structure. They have good role models, good friends and a good place to live. 

Salty: We wanted to give them a good childhood. And most importantly, for this relationship, we all communicate. It helps. 

4: Is there a story behind Nutmeg’s name, or did ya just kinda pick it randomly?

Sugar: Nutmeg is a spice. We’re the Spices. Ok, real talk, we do have other, more private names. Names you might see as more “normal.” But those names are ours and we only tell them to people we trust. It’s like… It’s like when you meet someone online and you tell them your real name after you get to know them. Does that make sense? Please don’t ask anyone in our family what their “real names” are. That’s sort of rude. They’ll tell you if they want to. Thanks for asking! 

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5: Ghirahim mentioned being part of why you all got together. What’s the story with that, exactly? (You can just skip this if my second Q answered that already. ^^”)

Sugar: He helped me find Salty again, he and Fi. He was very apologetic about… Well, never mind. He’s not a bad guy. He just made some poor decisions. 

Salty: Yeah. Some of us know what that’s like.

Pepper: Don’t be like that, you’re stellar. 

6: I hear y’all know a lot about dimensions and travel between them. Any notably wacky adventures you’ve been on in the past? (Outside of the Ghirahim stuff)

Salty: *laughs nervously* Ha, that’s… that’s a long story! A very long story! In which a lot of things happened. And many of them were traumatic.

Sugar: But they’re not all bad. Good things have happened. One time, Salty saved an entire race of people and Pepper one time fought an army of ghosts-

Pepper: That was mildly traumatic. 

Sugar: Point is, they’ve done some good stuff. 

Salt: Aw, honey…

7: Just wanna say, you all sound like amazing people from what I’ve heard, and you raised a wonderful daughter from what I’ve seen. Best wishes to all of ya. :3

Sugar: Aw shucks, you’re too kind. 

Editor Fizz to LuckE: …Is it bad that the first thing that popped into my head when Meg’s parents were first brought up was the mom and dad from Friday Night Funkin’?

B̷̠͌ĕ̸̩e̸̛͚̒p̸̛͚̮ ̵̣̭́͠b̶͉̼͗̊ą̵̙̒ ̵̢̹͝b̵̙̼̑ȏ̶͖̗̕o̶̱͛͐p̸̬͊̒.̸̹̿

Arleen to E: Your ah… “Attitude” from the last post had me thinking… Why did you start up the QnA again while you were dealing with all this, anyways?

E: I… I don’t… I don’t know. I just figured you guys deserved to hear from me again. Maybe you didn’t want to. I’m probably annoying you all. Sorry about that. I’ll be less annoying. 

Allie aka Allora aka the new DJ Fusion: ELYANA WHEN DID YOU GET BACK AND WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED UNTIL FIZZ MADE ADDITIONS TO THE ARCHIVE

E: I, uh, was busy. And still don’t have access to my email, so I have no way to tell you. Sorry. 

(̴͇̾͝T̴̻̱̚h̷̟͓̔ḁ̴̯̈t̷̢̼̂̀’̸͚̼̔̀s̴͇̦̋ ̴̤̐̅m̷̘̱͛̇ÿ̴̲́ ̷̟͝b̵̫̒͝ä̸̮ḍ̶͍̈́͒.̶̢̛͇ ̷̞̓̾Ǐ̸̙͝ͅ’̶̤͛͝v̴͔̳́ë̶̖́ ̸̫̊̌b̶̪̕e̶͚̽̅ͅe̸̫̫͂̒ņ̶̘͗ ̶̖͓̄b̴̫̀r̷̠͌a̵͎̒i̴̤͋̓ṉ̷̼̽d̴̰͈̀ě̸͓ả̴̙̩̈́d̵̥̻͗̕.̴̡̎͝ ̵͎̤̕Ạ̵͆͌ṅ̷̺̪̊d̴̜͆ ̷̟̂̑n̷̖͊è̴̟̼̑r̵̰̩̆v̸̧̫̂o̸̪̐u̶͓͈̿s̸̲̪͝ ̸͎̻͂ä̸̧́b̷̼̖̐o̵͔̠͑̇u̴̞̎͠ẗ̷̮͔ ̵̻̽̾c̵̠̑o̸̧̅́m̷̼̣͛ǐ̵͉̑ņ̷̓̔g̷̡͐̔ ̴̡̈́̍b̸̗̿̇a̶̦̎c̸̗̽͝k̸̟͠.̸͛ͅ ̴̤̳̈́A̸̟͎͑̍ń̷̫͚́ḋ̷̯̫̑ ̶̜̋̎h̶͓͒ͅa̵̢͛̈́d̸̗̃͘ ̷̬̦̎͆a̴̔̄ͅ ̸̟̏̾l̵̙͗͘o̴̙͝t̶̬̕ ̵̻̌g̴̡̕ȍ̷̙̇i̷̲̫̒n̸͕̜̏̓g̸̒̏͜ ̵̺̣͗͗o̴̫͛n̵̫͒.̴̪̆)̷͙̀̆

Aviva to Meg and Ghirahim: Hello, new people. Welcome to the show. (No musical references in answers allowed.)

Meg: Oh, Ghirahim isn’t here. It’s just us now. 

E: He was a one off. 

Meg: Way to break the fourth wall. 

E: Screw the 4th wall. 

Vampette (the new Vampi) to all: amogus

E: What’s that?

Salty: Never heard of that one. 

Nutmeg: I think it’s an app?

I̵̛͉̱̝̩͍͕̰̟̻̺͈͗̊̃̍̔̈́́̊̎́͂̀f̵̖͙̭̯̞̱̠̪̝̔́͋͠r̴̝͖̙̤̕͜͝e̷̖͈̤̥̺͎͍͔͙̱̲̦͖̊͆͊͊̓̈̂̍̃̇͊͌͜͝a̸̧͔͎̗̠͙̫̳̙̜̥̟̽̉̈͐͜k̸̨̗͈̮̼̳̝͕͈̤̝͓̟̈͌̀̔̾̉̈́̌̂̆̔̒̑͜͠i̵͖̥̱̘̲̟̟͙̼̤̋̇̒̈́n̵̫̤̈́͛̉̃̉͗̔̉̍͋͠͝ǵ̷̟̣͎̥͙͙͂̍̐̅̉̕͜͝͠ĺ̷̛͍̩̼̻͙͈͇̇͛͊͝ǫ̵̩̝̺̥͎̙̤̰̗̂̄̽̄͒̾̇͊̏̆͜ͅv̶̛̦͎͚̹̱͋͊́̓̇͛̉̇̄͠ͅë̷͍̹̑͂̅͛̉͗̀t̸̢̛͈̗̙̤͉̰̠̦̓̈͂̑̓͒̊͒̄͘͘͜h̸͓͉̳̯͒͆͆̆̎͋͂̂̃̾̌̕͠͝a̷̰̙̩̝̰̖̥̻͔͔̖̼͑̓t̵̥̬̬̰̩̣͓̺̏̐̏̀̓͂̅͝g̵̨̡̧͇̞̯̪̼̰̮̫̐̈́̀͊̉̊̈̌̆̕͘͝͠ͅa̴̢͎͎̫͎͚̭͈̠͈̭̍̓͠ͅm̸͍̼̮̘̪̬̃͐̃̈́̂ͅȩ̷̧̦̦̻̠̦̻̥̭̘̣̥̯̀́̾̿̂̈́͠

Kate (the new Itch) to E: Here’s your welcome back gift. *drops a fridge nearby*

E shrieks and dives out of the way. Once it’s landed and settled, she walks over and starts kicking it violently. 

E: Listen Kate, I’m sure you meant well, and I know it’s a running joke, but, well, you ever heard of the game DON’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE RED FRIDGE? 

Pepper: *inhales sharply* Ooh… I know that one. Dear, do you need help with that?

E: Nah.

Nutmeg: Red fridge… But our fridge is blue. 

Salt: There’s a reason for that sweetie. 

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Suki to all: suki the soda demon she will steal your soda

Salty: Uh… Soda, like, the gal down the street? Please don’t, she has a lovely family. 

E: It’s best not to ask. 

Bridgett to E: *a box appears in front of her* Boxie!

E: Yup. 

E: That’s a box.

Aviva to all: ladies and gentlemen it’s the Aviva Inkamena show! *Slams head into wall*

Sugar: Oh, honey don’t do that. 

Zelda and Mipha to all: shawty like a Melody in my head

E: That’s a weird song for those two gals to sing. 

Sugar: You mean there’s more than one Zelda?! 

Salty: Honey, I- 

Sugar: Lanta, I’m gonna commit a murder. It’s been almost 20 years and no one told me?! 

Pepper: Uh, we’ll take this outside. Sorry. 

Nutmeg: …

E: …

Nutmeg: I don’t know how to take this. 

E: At least you know what’s going on. 

Marie to E: Wait… If you’re back… Does this mean you’ll be coming to Battle of the Bands 3?

E: I mean, I’m not back back, I’m just back in contact. But, maybe, if I get home. And if y’all don’t hate me for disappearing. 

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Bridgett to all (with the help of Aviva): /give @ hugs 64

E: I’ma pass on this one. Thank you kindly, no touchie.

Aviva to all: why are they called two bite brownies if I can eat three of them in the same bite

E: Cause capitalism. 

Nutmeg: Are you taking criticism? 

E: No.

Zelda and Aviva to all: shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, PS3 has no games

E: I liked that song the way it was tho. 

Salty: The heck is a PS3?

Emoti~Chan to all: hai uwu I would like to introduce you all to my religion https://youtu.be/LQboZNoMd0c

E: It’s music. It sounds good tho. 

Aviva to all: The unreachable? You haven’t met me. Ashley, Kate, and I can get you out of there *easily.*

E: No, like… I’ve tried. I’m so far beyond the outskirts of the dimensions you and I know, that it’d take a miracle to get here. 

Sugar: Not a miracle, prior knowledge. I’m pretty sure only a select few can actually reach this area. 

Salt: And that’s coming from an expert. 

Sugar: Well, I don’t know about that…

Aviva to Meg: breath of the wild better than skyward sword, mipha gang rise up

(Draw Salty rolling up her sleeve and moving towards the camera threateningly with her family all yelling “SALTY NO”)

Y̵̪̅̏̋ẹ̶̳̈̈́̐ą̵̧͓̐̄̾h̶̻͆͗,̶͓̖́̓̀ ̶̡̜͉͂͛y̷͉̙̆͜ō̵̘̪͉͝u̵͚͂͝͠ ̷̇͜͝ř̴̨̻͔͐ȋ̷̢̨̙g̷̠͙̿h̴̗͔͔̓ť̵̹̾͜.̴̭͝ ̸̢͒̄̀Í̵̧͇̈́ ̷͕̙̈́ͅl̶̨̛͔̘̎o̷̢̫̮̕v̵̝̮͓̈́e̵̛͎̥͗d̸͓̊̀ ̶̡̨̩̍́S̷̰̤̘̎̏k̸̞̲̕͜y̷̼̎w̵̡͚͕̑ȧ̴̪̬̎ř̴̪d̸̬̈́ ̷͚͉̘̓̏͂S̵̛̼̳w̴̝̼͔̎o̴͉͐ṟ̴̯͖̄̈́d̴͈̦̙̉,̸͈̭̐ ̸̙͓́b̸̬́u̵̡̎͋͝t̸̺̫̻͌̊͘ ̴͍̗̜͌̊́ỉ̶̡͈͖t̵͖̅̏ ̵̪͔͕̒͊a̵̹͌ḽ̶̳̉͒̀s̵̲̺̽͊͑ò̵͚̙ ̷̱͍̺͌s̸̝̣̣̆͗u̸̮̙̇ͅc̴͚̜̑̀̇k̵̡̬̘̃̓̈́è̵̤͔̌d̶͉̼̿.̵̬́ ̶̟͙̆B̶̥̥̃̊͜o̷͕̦͈͆̀t̶̻̖͈͆W̶͓̲̳͌̔ ̵̛̝̓ǐ̸̹͋͒s̷̡͓̫̆ ̸̞̫̀́͂ä̷̛̰̣́ͅ ̸͈̐̍g̸̮̮͋̏̑ë̴̟̰̼̋̈́m̴̧̮̪̋͗̎ ̵̱̄̽͠a̷̙̎̆n̵̩̣̈̈d̶̡̘̯́̑ ̴̧͌̓I̷̜͖̅̄̆͜ ̸̞͝á̵̩d̵̫͓̼͂̌̿ō̵̫̽̍r̷͙͎̫͛̈e̸̘͆ ̶̝̦͐i̵̖͈̻͒t̵͎̣͔͂̏̔.̷̝̮̜͆ ̸̖͙̓Ș̴̥̤̊̋á̷̤l̴̘̼̹͋t̵͕̪͛ ̵̭̙̆̑̏d̸͎̺̆i̵̢̲͂̀̽s̸̖̈́ä̸̭̘́g̸̨̰̻̈́͋r̸̡̘̋̅̄é̸̺̝͈e̷̜̘͋̎͜s̷͉̘͒̄,̶͉̩͘ͅ ̶̻͍́̔a̸̢̟̅̅s̷͔͖̖̎̀̽ ̶̱̣̒̿s̴̼̝̙̍̄̿h̴͍̤́͠e̸̺͗ ̶̰̾͂n̵̗̍e̴̛̻̘͇͊v̷̧͚̪͐ẹ̸̙̯̏͆r̴̪͖̽ ̴̬̖́w̷͙͆͐͘e̵͈͛̿̊n̶̦͌ť̶̨ ̵̮̓ͅt̷̨̤͂h̵̰̻͑e̸̠̰̮͒̂̏r̷͓̰͔̽͋e̴̢̞̣̽̓͌.̴̛̥̥̖̑̆ ̸̝͒̈́̅S̵͚̭͐͂̋h̴̭͊͝e̶͙̖̝̽͑̂’̸̠̈́̌̾s̸̳͔̈̓ ̸̻̾ţ̵̞́̅̃o̵̠̮̞͌t̷̲̪͎̂͗ạ̴͈̪͂l̴̯͂̏͝l̵̨͍̘͗̄ỹ̷͚̌͜ͅ ̸̖̉̂͆b̷̲͚́i̷̲͕͒͝ą̸̆̄͝s̵̗͓̥̓͝ę̵̱̐̈́͌d̴̬͔̒͝.̶̨̛̳̯̔ ̷̡̩̊

Aviva to all: amogus

E: Didn’t this already get asked?

Aviva to E: reminder that you never notified me, and according to a conversation on discord, you never notified Fizz either, which means you’re now sus

E: I literally have no way to contact either of you. This is not my fault. I am sorry tho, if I had any way to, I would have. 

L̸͉͍̋͋͆̍̚ơ̸̝̮͖̈́͝n̶̮̒̔́͊̿ǵ̷̡̝͕͓̹̑̇͘s̷̺̯̤͌̂t̵͓̜͇̓o̸̝͔̹̫̭͝r̷̤͉͓͋ÿ̵̤͚̝̞̿̚

Aviva to E: did you sneeze again

E: No. But I also had no control over my travels.  It’s been great having no way to get around in dimensions. That’s my personal favorite. I had to hitch a ride from someone named Rose at one point, bc I’m flipping *sing song* useless! 

Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Nutmeg: You met Rose?! 

E: Good heavens. 

Nutmeg: How’s she doing? I haven’t seen her in forever! But, to check… Black hair, sign language, vitiligo,wears a pin with a pink, white, purple, black, and blue flag? 

E: Oddly specific. I didn’t see the pin closely, but I’m pretty sure?

Nutmeg: Oh! That’s her! 

E: Do… Do you know her? 

Nutmeg: There aren’t a lot of dimensional travelers, E. Rosemary is my sister!

E: Ok, I gotta know. Why are you all spices?

Salt: Because we’re the Spices.

E: What?

Sugar: That’s our last name. It’s best not to ask questions. 

Salt: Ok, so E, thank you for your patience. We’ll be able to get you back to your original dimension by tomorrow. Is that Ok?

E: Oh, yeah, that’d be great. 

Salt: You sure? I’m really sorry it’s taking so long? 

E: Eh, you wait a year, you can wait a few days. 

Pepper: Can’t argue with that. Bet you’re excited to see your friends again, aren’t you?

E: Ha ha, yeah… Yeah, sure.

Pepper: Everything Ok?

E: Yeah, absolutely! Let’s just end this sucker. It’s been too long already. 

Sugar: Ok, bye everyone! Have a lovely day! 

N̸͕͌͝ͅo̴̰̔̊͜w̸̡̲̞̉̐̀ ̸̙͋̉I̶̙̟͆̈́̕’̶̝͊͗m̴̠̎ ̸̛̛̼͂ĝ̵̭͐̂o̶͔̯͂̔́n̴̙͂̀̇n̴͓̠͇̕̕ă̷͙͈͉̾ ̶̡̪̘́̅̑g̵̞̙̝͋̉ǫ̸̛̳͚ ̶̳̚p̷̛̟͑͌l̴̤̭͛͛à̴̹͎̟͛̈́y̶͓̺͆̀̈ ̴͍͚̊p̸̼̔̽̈́o̸̩͠ḱ̵͎̀͝ë̷͈̗͔́́̀ṃ̷̭̽̊o̸͙͑̆n̶̛͈̗͕ ̴̬̈́̿͌a̷̲̟̓͑̕n̵͚̽͝d̵̜̒ ̸̧̮̄͠w̶̢̜̒r̸̟̆i̵̋͜ț̸̋é̶̼̩̟ ̶̲͠c̴̘̋̾̍ŕ̵͙̓̍a̸̻͋͒p̷̺̥̈́.̴̤̋ ̶̧̺̩̒͘͘L̵̪̠̮͑͂̅i̶̯̓͋̀ͅș̶̾t̵̝̓ĕ̴̩̳̂̈́n̵̢̯̉ͅ ̶̼̥̂̾t̸̡̨̺̀̋ọ̷̈́͊̿ ̸̺̾̽͝F̶̠̒̊̋n̸̛̗͂̃ͅF̴͓̋ ̵̬͕̄̓͜a̷̪͌n̷̰̊̓d̸̨̓͛ ̶̠̜͆̍́t̸͈̬̑y̴̼͋͝p̴͓̗͌̉e̴̥̚ ̸͇̉͌u̴̱̔͠ñ̷̩͋̎t̸́̚ͅḯ̷̳l̷̘͛͋̄ ̸͚̠͉͋̊I̶̞͙̓ ̸̗̀͝ǧ̵̞e̸̞̤͋̕̚t̷̺̪͂ ̶̛͓̌ͅt̸̲̐̓i̵̪͗̄͜ȑ̸̳̃ȇ̵̳͔̿̚ḑ̴̬͊͌̋.̷̫̹͋̐̀ ̶̻̌A̸͓̟͓̎̚n̴̼͖̰͂ỹ̴͍̯̈̀w̴͔͖͛a̸̡̙̣̕y̶̡͝s̶͎̕͜ͅ ̴̲̹́͆̕b̷̧̞͓́y̴̝̰͝y̶̪̽̉́y̵͔̩͂y̸͙̙͘͠y̸̡̫̔̚͘e̸̪͈̰̒

9̷̧̧̥͔͕͓̜̫̟̩̹͓͐͋͂̉́̿͂͝ͅͅͅ7̵̧̪̩̹͉͓̠̺̯͙̲͉͎̤̐̋͑̊̂̄̔̌̐͜͠.̷̧̧̪̤̫͎͕̬͇̰͔̈́͋̇̊͛̀̉̓̉̕.̴͉̪̭̮͙̩̖̝̤̎̑̋̋̅͊̇.̶̢͉̭͕̹͇͕͚̗̟̻̲̥̩̈́̊͜.̴̧̛̭̭͖̠͍̪̳̖̩́̋͆͒͗̌̂̋̉̊̿́̚͜͠.̷̧͈̠̰̰̇̆̈́̈́͗̽.̵̡̤̙͓͖̪͚͊̀̋ͅ.̷̢̘̗͍̤̫̫̟̺̱͂̂̆ͅ.̷̛̛̦̖̻̠͓̝̇̈́̃̏̉́̈́.̸̨̡̢̺̠̦̳̥͈̤̆͆͐̀̐̿́̀̌͜

Meg: Turn the camera on, E! 

E: I am, I am. Geez, it’s only been a few days, do we have to do another? 

Ghirahim: I want to meet the lovelies now, though!

E: Ok, fine. Whatever gets this over faster. Not that I don’t like you guys, I just… I really want to go home. Sorry for snapping. 

Meg: It’s Ok, don’t worry about it. 

Ghirahim: That’s snapping?

Meg: Hush.

Fizzson to Ghirahim: Wait, so are you good in this dimension, or-

Ghirahim: Define “good.”

Meg: Define “define.” 

E: Answer the damn question. 

Ghirahim: Rude. Well, to answer the question to what I think you’re asking… I’m not working with Demise. I’m living my own life now. 

Meg: He’s like my weird uncle! 

E: Why are we here?

Meg: We’re on route. But it’s good to be here, it’s been a hot minute! Ooh, I wonder if I should catch Mo a Blessed Butterfly! 

E: I should really be used to this kinda thing. I really should. But I’m not. And here we are.

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Emma to E: You really can’t escape the title of “Ask the Villains” no matter where you go, huh?

E: Ughhhhhh… Yup. You right. 

Meg: Villains, huh? 

E: Reformed, but catchy names get the bills. 

Ghirahim: You need anyone else there?

E: No, because it’s cancelled. I just wanna go home. 

Meg: Ah, there you go. 

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Arleen to Ghirahim: What’s your relation to Meg? How do you know her and all?

Ghirahim: Oh darling, her mothers and I go way back! I’m part of the reason they got together! Mind you, I was part of the problem, but I did help them out later. 

Meg: Yeah, sword people are the best people! Tell Fi I say hi, Ok?

Ghirahim: Oh, we can go see her if you want! She’d probably love to see you! 

Meg: Yeah, calculator aunt! 

E: Wait, how can you see her? I thought she was gone forever! 

Ghirahim: Oh no, she just can’t leave. She’s fine! 

E: … I just want to go home.

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Editor Fizz to E: THANK YOU. Luci’s been acting like I eat stuff with “Too much cheese” and jabbing at me for it. -n-

E: I like how you’re taking my opinion about something you didn’t give me context about, thus making the information gave you useless. Your system is flawed, Fizz! 

Meg: What.

E: I’m just messing with ya both. Cheese is good.

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Fizzson to Meg: I can vouch for E. Doki Doki looks super sweet and innocent, but that’s just a cover for some… REALLY messed up stuff.

Meg: That’s silly, who would make a horror dating sim?

E: UM

Meg: I’m kidding, don’t worry! I’m not gonna go there. I trust my parents and I trust you, E. 

E: Oh. 

Meg: I don’t know who Fizzson is, so I don’t know if I can trust them, but regardless!

Ghirahim: Trust your instincts darling. 

Meg: I’m gonna go lick a bomb flower! 

Ghirahim: … Trust your parents.

Meg: Still kidding! I’m not dumb, don’t worry.

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Fizzson to E: In relation to the last Q, you’ve sure been on an adventure the past year, huh-?

E: You have no idea… 

Meg: Well, uh… I’m sorry. What happened, if I could ask?

E: I… A lot of stuff. A lot of scars. But, you know, what you gonna do. 

Trixie to Meg: What’s some of the other stuff you can do with your powers?

Meg: Oh, I can do a lot of things. I can, well… Actually, I’ll show you! 

She concentrates for a minute, then levitates slightly, then falls through the ground. 

E: OH MY GOSH SHE’S DEAD

Meg: I am not! 

Ghirahim: Sometimes, I can still hear her voice.

Meg: I’m fine you morons.

E: How did you do that?!

Meg’s head reappears, sticking out from the ground. She giggles.

Meg: I’ll never tell.

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Editor Fizz to all: Local maid, card dealer, and schoolgirl end an entire war by accidentally making both sides simp for them. I have personally experienced this recently, and you get absolutely zero context. : 3

E: ._. 

Meg: Is this an anime? This sounds like an anime.

Ghirahim: What’s an anime?

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Arleen to Meg: What’s the rest of your family like, out of curiosity?

Meg: Oh, they’re amazing! I have my parents, and two siblings! They’re really cool! Min is kinda shy tho, and Rose is really quiet. I’m the talkative one in the family.

E: How many parents do you have?

Meg: 3, why?

E: You have 3 parents?

Meg: Yes, and before you ask, I turned out fine.

E: … I wish I had 3 parents.

Meg: Congrats, you’re adopted into the family. Probably.

E: Oh, cool! Does this mean I get sword aunt and sword uncle?

Ghirahim: Knock yourself out.

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Editor Fizz to LuckE: You ever post a Q by an anonymous “???” char only to forget who the heck you had it sent as?

Y̸̠̽ë̴̺̬́̽s̵͈̐ ̸̨̮͊͐à̶̖̱̀n̴̥̉͘d̴͖̭̈̄ ̶͕͌̕I̴̤͊ͅ ̷̱̔͆d̷̜̏̕o̸͎͛ṋ̵̣̎̑’̷̦̔͘t̴̥̿̆ ̷̬̣̾ẇ̴͖à̷̻ͅn̸̢̦̈́t̷͔͌ ̶̹̯̆t̴̞̄̌o̵̘̰͆̏ ̶͙̗̋t̶̗͎̀̕a̸̡̓͌l̷̮̀͐k̵̲̇ ̸͈͉̽͝a̸͙̕͜b̷̗̎o̸̱̒u̴̢̧̿̄ṫ̴̢͚̆ ̴̮͖͗̾i̷͉̓͋t̴̪̃͆.̶̝͔̿

Emma to Meg: How come you and E have to go through this dimension to reach your parents’ place anyways?

Meg: Oh! Well, my parents live in a protected area that’s hard to reach unless you know what you’re doing. It’s, well, it’s like a file that’s protected, hidden and encrypted, so you gotta know how to get to it, for starters. There’s a path I usually take, so we’re going that route today! Plus I get to see my sword lord uncle, and that’s a plus!

E: I’ve learned to stop asking. They way she travels through dimensions is totally out of my league. Heck, I didn’t even know there was an inbetween dimensions! But here we are, adventuring through Skyward flippin’ Sword.

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Editor Fizz to LuckE: Getting close to AtV 100. Got any plans for it?

L̶̩͐̊̍̋̿́̿̒̓̅i̷͎̹͓̫͓͕͉̟̥͍̐ș̷̓̈́͐͑̇̀͝t̷̲́̊́̉̏͛́͝͝é̸̢̧̫͚̺͔n̵̛͇͊̀͂́̐̎͆̃͠,̶̧̄̌̋̓͋̑͝ ̴̝̱͇͖̥̽́͋͠ǐ̴̱̣͙̰͉̌́͊͐̕͝f̵̢̧̰͖͖̘̅͒̊̎̑̈́̀͗̚ ̷͚̦͓͓̝̳̰̠̻̮̅̓́̄͂̆̈̅Ĭ̷̡̧̛̤̫̞͔̈́̎́̍͊̋͘͜’̴̯͍̍m̷̡̙̪̳͑̌̍̽̚͝ ̸̫͔̩̓͑͑̄ą̶̨̛̤͖̤̪̹̐́́ļ̸̛̛̎͋̆̌̒̑͌ị̴͇̫̦͎̲͎̍̀̾̚v̸̩̳̞̘̝̬̣̈̐͑̑̈́̈̈́e̸̼̋́̀̈́̿̈́̕͝ ̶̪̤̮͗͗̌b̷̧̨͓̫̥̺̯̼̔̈́̀͠y̸̨̗̥̗̱̥͇͈̮̑̐̈́̀́̍̄ ̴̢͙̣̻̣͚͆̆̈́̏̓̏͆̅̅t̴͔̐̉͒̂̈́̔̀̕h̸̡̠̖̻̓̈́͗ȩ̴̣̝̯̃̔̈̂n̸̡̛͚̮̠̹͓͋́̐́,̴̧̪̤̙͚͎͇͖̃̑͂͜͝ ̶̢̹͚̩͉̰̭͆̓I̴͈̦͔͌̐͝ͅ’̸̡͉̪̤͙͒l̷̢͇̠͍̹͚̈̐͑̎l̸͓̹̗͈͓̞̊ͅ ̵̤̤̈́͌̌̈́̿̕̚ḓ̴̛͚͎͈̺̬̟͎̞̥̋͗̇̎o̸͕͚͇̅͛̀̾͆ ̴͈͇̟̅͂̃̈̾̌͝s̵̫̪̦̗͒̽̒́̆̍͂̕͜͝ͅớ̶̧͚̬͚̩̲͕͖̱͍m̸̪̦̰͎̼͕̠̑̿̐̄͐̇̽̚͝ē̴̼̽̅t̵̮̺̹̠̘̙͕͒́͋̍͛̽̊͠h̶̢͈̍ḭ̷̪̥͇̦̪̳̤͆̊̐͆͑̒͗͊̐ń̵̮͗͋̅̇̆g̷̛̫̬̩̟̱̯͐̐̊̎͜͝.̵̧̛̳͖͎͗̀͋́͂̀ ̶͓̱͙͉̆̎̐͐͋̂W̶̨͇̣͍͍̭̜̟̒̓͒̍̚ͅe̸̫̺͚̲͂̉̀̐̀͘̕’̸̗͛̊l̸͔̼̓̑̆͛͂̃́͆͘l̶̝̺͊ ̶̖͕͚̞̻̼̞̖̎͋͊̏͋̓͜s̸̗͈̠̮̦̔̓ȩ̴̯̯̺͉̘͈͚̺̜̂͒̂̏͒̊̋̔̚e̷̖͚͖͈̅̂̋,̷̧̡̣̟̘̟̣̼͎̣̉̎͛̈́̈́͌ ̶̡̛͇̺͙̙̰̭̞̌͑̀̆y̷̬̯͚͗͒̈́̊̎͊͑́̓ă̸̧̧̘̫͔̮̠̜͇̍̍̅̔͊̊͛̀͘ ̸̧̣̭͇̜̦͕̜̒͊͌k̶̛͓̎̈́̑͒͝n̷̦̼̳̗͕͍̼̙̺̤̆̌̚ȏ̷̡̖͖̙͓͍͒̎̎̃̂͋̐̀͘͜w̴̡͓͈̆?̵̨͕̘͎̪̑̃̀͛

E: Ok, that went well! 

Meg: Alright! E, we can go to the next dimension now, if you want.

E: Oh, uh… 

Meg: You’re like, see thru. But it’s no big deal. Let’s go.

Ghirahim: Well, tell your parents I say hi!

Meg: You got it! Come on E, we’re almost there! 

E: Alright, take us away magic girl.

Meg: I can’t wait until you can open up your own portals, then I won’t have to do it for you. 

E: What? I think you misunderstand, I don’t have any powers, much less the ability to travel through dimensions. 

Meg: Oh. Sorry, my bad. 

A pinkish portal opens up. Meg bows dramatically, gesturing for E to go in. 

Meg: After you M’Lady.

E: Please don’t call me that.

Meg: Oops, sorry. Uh… After you regardless! 

The unlikely pair step through the portal into a quiet little neighborhood, with vastly different shaped houses and homes. 

E: Whoa…

Meg: Home sweet home! Come on, we’re down this way. 

E: There’s so many houses… I thought it’d be empty, like the last inbetween.

Meg: Ah nah, my parents have been living here for years. They’ve brought some friends too! Over there is where Sal lives, and over there, that’s where Taka and Mondo live, and over there! That’s where Misfortune lives! We’re childhood friends, we’ll have to see her later.

E: This is insane. There’s a whole community here! 

Meg: Yeah, this is where I grew up, of course! Come on, we’re here! 

They stopped in front of a nondescript, 2 story house with light blue paint and a welcome mat. There are some rose bushes and trees outside that have been lovingly cared for. Meg ran right up to the door and knocked, then just let herself in with a shout of “I’m home!” Immediately, 3 people looked up from the couch, one man and two women, all looking about in their late 40s. All of their faces lit up the second they saw Meg. The tallest one, a woman with silver hair stands up and hugs Meg. 

?: Nutmeg, you’re back! 

E: Your name is freaking Nutmeg? 

Meg: Yeah, duh. What else would it be?

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1. Are you and Meg college roommates, or just good friends?

E: College… Oh yeah, college. I was doing that once. And I really haven’t told you all where we are. 

Meg: I’m also 16, I’m not in college. 

E: I think what’s more pressing is that we’re in a void, a space between dimensions! 

Meg: Arguably, I think it’s more pressing that I’m 16. 

E: Anyways, if you’re talking about the Editor, I don’t know how she’s doing, or where she’s at with college. 

(She’s dying. JK, I’m good. E and I are different, blah blah blah. I’m currently living with my parents and taking college online due to the pandemic. So no roommates, just my siblings and parents.) 

2. How are Dr. Hare, Black Widow, Binary Bard, and the others keeping up? Or are they not part of the series anymore?

E: I haven’t seen them in a year… But they were Ok when I checked last. They went home tho. I miss those guys. 

(They’re still in.)

3. To LuckE: When was the last time you hopped on your blimp and went adventuring?

(Been, like, two years. I had the app before they added the ability to sign into online accounts, and I played that a lot. I finished all the available islands, like, 4 times. But then I got busy with school, life, job, etc etc. Then they removed nearly all the islands… Haven’t been on, bc I’ve already done all the islands. I’ve been thinking about downloading some, but I still don’t have my own computer. They’re expensive! I’m thinking about videoing the old islands for newcomers, letting them see how it used to be, but I dunno. Gotta get motivation, I guess.)

Arleen to E: Are you kidding?! Of course I remember you, E! I’ve been worried with how long it’s been…

E: Oh! I, uh… didn’t think anyone would care to be honest… 

Meg: Gurl, that’s your self loathing talking. Be nice to yourself! 

E: *hisses like a cat*

Arleen to Meg: Hey, I just wanna say I think you’re cool. Thanks for helping out E this whole time. :3

Meg: Aw shucks, I do what I can. 

E: How are you floating right now?

Meg: Magic power go brrrr

Fizzson to E: Wait, Hare and the others are back in their dimension? Did something happen?? I’m confused-

E: I, uh… I sent them home. It was the last thing I could do before I got sucked into a multidimensional train wreck.

Meg: I don’t see what’s so bad about it. I like traveling. 

E: I like my bed. I also like not getting slashed at in an alley, or getting stabbed or jumped at….

Meg: I can’t argue with that. 

E: Hit with a baseball bat, punched in the face, watching people die brutally…

Meg: Golly gee lady.

E: At least you get to pick where you go. 

Arleen to E again: Right so, catch up! Uh… Main thing was the Eradicator stuff. A bunch of creepy things called Eradicators got sent all across the Multiverse to attack and destroy it. Most everyone here had a part in driving them off in Tumbleten, and a few went directly to the source and destroyed it completely. Kinda crazy, but the rest of the time has been pretty uneventful…

E: That’s pretty whack. In, like, a bad way. Hope everyone made it out Ok.

Fizzson to E again: …Wait, I just realized. Did you and the others have any issues with the Eradicators, or-

E: Nope. I was kinda just jumping dimensions like a loon. 

Meg: No word over here. I think we’re pretty dang far from your neck of the woods, E.

E: What do you mean? 

Meg: I mean it might be hard to get you home. 

E: …

Meg: But that’s Ok! That’s why we’re heading to my parents. They’ll know what to do. 

E: And you don’t? 

Meg: I’m 16. Mom keeps telling me she’ll tell me everything she knows about the multiverse when I’m older, but I’m not sure. I really don’t know why she won’t just let me out on my own now. 

E: I… I was 16 when I first “started.” It… It’s a big thing for someone who can’t even drive yet. I think your mom is just looking out for you. 

Meg: Fair enough. She checks every dimension before she lets me or my brother go in. Like, I wanted to go into this one and she said I couldn’t for some reason? It looked perfectly fine, I don’t get it. 

E: What was it called?

Meg: Uh… Doki Doki… Literature club, I think. 

E: Oh. My. Lanta. 

Meg: It just looks really cute. 

E: Meg, you dodged a bullet. You did NOT want to go there. 

Meg: Wait, what? Why not? 

E: You see the scar on my arm here? That’s from that. Also a lot of trauma. 

Meg: … What? 

E: I’ll tell you later. 

Emma to E: You keepin’ in touch with the villains at all? Considering your feelings towards… Y’know…

E: No, I haven’t kept in touch. I have no way of keeping touch. My phone broke almost immediately after I crashed into my first dimension. I’m using Meg’s phone now. 

Meg: *takes the phone and places it in the air, where it stays in place.* Now with built it selfie stick! 

E: Wha… How did you do that? 

Meg: *winks* You don’t know everything about me! Now, whaddya mean by “Y’know?”

E: Uh… Oh! *her expression sours, looking angry, but a bit sad* It’s not gonna happen. There’s no way any of them will forgive me for disappearing for over a year. Much less after I threw them into their original dimension, where they’re criminals… I didn’t really think it through. Hopefully NC finds them.

Meg: Yeah, but what feelings? Did you have feelings for someone?

E: I don’t want to talk about it.

Meg: Right, sorry. 

Editor Fizz to all: HELP ME WITH A DEBATE: Is more cheese or less cheese better? (In a general sense, and no you don’t get any context)

E: Uh… More cheese, I guess? Who are you debating for goodness sake? 

Meg: My Dad, I guess. 

E: Your dad likes debates. 

Meg: He likes cheese. 

Emma to Meg: You seem pretty chill. What do you do in your free time?

Meg: I jump dimensions! I like traveling around and helping people. I’ve only been to a handful tho, like Undertale, Recettear, Cuphead, with my brother. That was, ah, exciting.

E: Exciting?

Meg: Tell you later. 

Arleen to E: Listen, if you need ANYTHING, like, anything at all, just let me know, alright? I swear I’ll jump over there ASAP, one way or another when you need me.

E: I mean, I’d love for you to come pick me up. I’d love to be in a familiar dimension. I miss home. 

Meg: But… We’re not in a real dimension. We’re in an inbetween. This is unreachable. 

E: I know, I know. A girl can dream. 

Fizzson to E, last time: Say, did the ah… “Dark lady” stuff ever get figured out and resolved?

E: Who? Oh, her. I have no idea. She better not get near my friends. I’ll commit a murder. 

Meg: What? 

E: Hopefully nothing. 

Meg: Ok, we’ll need to jump into this dimension, then we’ll be at my parents’. Sound good? 

E: Ok… What dimension is it? 

Meg: You’ll see. *pause* I do have permission to be there. 

E: Ok, I don’t want to get in trouble because you’re dead. 

Meg: Eh, don’t worry about it. 

The girls step through a pinkish portal and into a lush, green land. There are butterflies, flowers and enormous trees. They’re standing on tile, right next to a huge statue of a woman, covered in moss. 

E: Meg, where are we? 

Meg: Oh, this is where my mothers met! Ooh, I wonder… *calls out* HELLO!

A tall man appears. He has grey skin and white hair, slung over his eye. He’s wearing an enormous red cloak and has a diamond pattern on his leggings. He looks at the girls and smiles. He snaps his fingers and teleports to them with a flash of diamonds. 

?: Meg, darling, how good to see you!

Meg: Hi Ghirahim! 

E: Wait, are we….

Meg: Yup! Welcome to Skyward Sword!

You can send Qs to E, Meg, Ghirahim and Ȩ̴̛̪͔̞̖̓̋͌͝ͅd̵̡̝͇͔̝̘̳̘͙̓̂̈́͑͊̎̄̆͛̓̓̕͝͝ͅi̶̧̜̜̣̊t̸̙͖̦́̿͜o̷̡̘̣̜̬̮̺̺̟̞͔̼͑͒̀͆̔̽͆͝ͅṛ̴̡̘̜͇̜̖̻̳̙̬̳̈́̓̆̾̓́͂̀̐̓͛̓͝

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Selfie!

Meg: E, is it Ok if I post a selfie of us?

E: Go wild.

Meg: Groovy.

E: Groovy?!

Meg: Yesn’t.

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There’s a girl with short blonde hair and scars, sitting down at a table, staring at the screen. Almost as if she’s been here before. 

She speaks, as if to the audience. “Hi. Been a while, hasn’t it? I’m sorry to leave you all in suspense, but things have been a little… Let’s say,  chaotic. Well, I think-

She’s interrupted by another girl, with strawberry shoulder length hair and freckles, who runs over and shoves the first girl off the chair. The second girl giggles, saying, “I know you’re trying to be dramatic, but this is getting old.” She waves at the camera. “Hi internet!”

The first girl attempts to shove her out of frame with a shriek of  “DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME!” The second girl runs off, giggling. 

The first girl sighs, looking down, then looks back up at the camera. 

???: Hi guys. It’s me. E. I’m alive. Surprise! 

??? 2: Tell them who I am, then. 

E: … This is Meg. I met her while… Well, long story. I’m pretty far from home right now, kind of have been a while. But she’s been very helpful…

Meg: Aw shucks.

E: … Occasionally. 

Meg: Ouch.

E: I’m glad you guys got my message from last time! At least, I hope you did. I have very little way of knowing. I’m just lucky I remembered my old password! 

Meg: She tried for an hour. Didn’t want to use the password reset or something. 

E: I forgot the email password, shut up. 

Meg: Make me.

E: …

Meg: … 

E: Anyways… I can’t see the really old questions for some reason, just the ones on the most recent post. 

Arleen: Uhh… Hi? Dunno who’s there, but nice to meet/see you, I guess?

E: Arleen! Been a while, hasn’t it? Missed y’all. 

Meg: Howdy stranger. I’m Meg, but you already knew that. 

E: … It’s not the same as talking face to face. 

Fizzson: Wait, what’s happening? Haven’t heard anything in a while, is everything okay there??

E: Uh… No. Everything is not Ok. I mean, I’m alive. Everyone else is alive and well. Just, uh… Not where you left us. Everyone else went home. They’re safe. 

Meg: And you? 

E: What about me?

Meg: You’re not safe or anywhere near home. They were asking about you too.

E: I’m alive, aren’t I?

Meg: … That’s fair. But my parents always taught me that you should always take care of yourself. You’re just as important as everyone else. Just remember that, Ok?

E: I… Sure. 

Editor Fizz to Editor LuckE: Hey, sooo… “Ethan” is officially ditched, I went back to just using Fizz, and Fizz himself is a bit different now. Figured you should know.

C̷̳̝͈͕̰̻̈́ŏ̷̡̼͝o̵͇͊l̶̰̟͖͙̍̓,̸̯̬̝̗͐̋͋̿̇͝ ̷̡̡͍̻͂͐̈̊͛͋I̵͎͉͐̽ ̵͙̈́c̷̡̛̬͔̠͙͂͒̈́̂̇ȁ̷̠̱̙̟͕̻̎̋͆n̸̯͉̆̓̽ ̴͌͑̒̿ͅg̴̞̼̺̬̩̒̆̄̚e̸̦̔̑́̆͒̃ṱ̸̡̊͐̑́͠ͅ ̴͎̘́͛̈́̋̈́b̷̫̲̯̳̤̉̓͐͝e̴̟̔̔͋̀̄̚h̶̝̋̏͝i̵̪̺͗̆̈̈ñ̷̢̢͎̙̜͍̿̃̿d̸̛̘̜͇͂͐̒̅͝ ̴̨̙̖̼̾͂͆t̶̙̾̂h̶̪̐̕ả̴̦̄ť̷̫͒́̚̕.̴̧̢͂͌͠ ̶̛̣̲̫͗͆̔̄͜

Arleen (Again): Anyone over there need any catching-up? Or, er… Is there even anyone from before there, still?

E: Just me. Like I said, everyone else is back in their dimension. They’re safe

Meg: I want a catch up. What’s going on? Also who are you? 

E: Oh, that’s Arleen! She’s my… She was my best friend. She’s probably forgotten about me now, to be honest. 

Meg: Good grief. Are you Ok?

E: No, no I’m not.

Meg: I’m gonna take you to a therapist. 

E: There’s a therapy clinic here? 

Meg: … Ish? It’s my Mam. 

E: There’s like, only 3 people here, good grief. 

Meg: There were 5. Then you showed up. 

E: Lovely. *she sighs* Is your mom available later today? 

Meg: Mam. And yeah, she is. 

Fizzson (Again): I know this is random and completely unrelated to everything that’s happening right now, but… Cats or dogs. Which is better?

Meg: Both but also birds. 

E: I like both. *pauses, then looks at Meg quizzically* Birds? 

Meg: My ma really liked birds, and we had one growing up. Well, still have. I should introduce you to my parents. 

E: That’d be lovely. 

Emma: I’d ask what’s going on or whatever, but I doubt whoever’s there just wants that asked the whole time, so… Got anyone with baking skills over there?

E: I haven’t had much practice lately, not going to lie. 

Meg: I like baking. I make a mean cake. 

???: Favorite sweets? I love cupcakes, personally. Mostly chocolate ones.

E: I miss cupcakes. Like, a lot. 

Editor Fizz to whoever: Can I have a peppermint?

Meg: Like… like the animation meme? Or like the song? Or just in general?

E: I never know what you’re going on about Meg. 

Editor Fizz to whoever (Again): Piracy is no party.

Meg: The anti piracy screen you’re talking about is fake. The image from it actually comes from within the game, but the screen was fake. Real anti privacy measures are usually much more subtle, or just softlock the user. It’s a funny meme, not going to lie, and people are creating lots of cool fake ones, but many people aren’t realizing that they are, in fact, fake. 

E: Are… Are you high? What’s going on right now? 

Editor Fizz to whoever (Again again): Spreading the word that Bug Fables is incredible and more people should play it. Not a meme or reference like the last two, I just feel quite strongly about this-

E: Duly noted, and will be played ASAP. You know, when I get computer access. 

Meg: … I’ll keep an eye out. 

Fizzson to whoever (Last time): Favorite video games? (If anyone there hasn’t played any I will personally find you and fix that.)

E: Eh, I’m a bit outdated, but I like a lot of them. 

Meg: I’ve never played a video game. 

E: Really?

Meg: I’m kind of busy living them. 

E: Yeah, that would make sense. 

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Editor Fizz to Editor LuckE (Again): Sorry if my Qs aren’t the best. Kinda hard to think of stuff when I don’t know who I’m sending to. …Or what’s going on, really.

È̷̳ḑ̸͍̈̉i̴̘̐́t̷̡̛̤ȍ̷̫̝ŕ̷̳: Y̴͚̔̌͘e̵͖͈̟̐̐̉̈́͘á̶̻̩͉̖̲͘͜͝h̴͉̯̱͙̦̾͆̔̆,̶̧̭̐̑̈́̐̃ ̴͖̥͖̬̌̅̿̉̒t̷̲̘̘͍̂ḫ̴̨̬͇̠̬͊̈́̎ǎ̷͉͐̄̒͒͛ț̴̫̰̩͙̤̔͐̀͝’̷͔͎̳͉͘̚s̵͕̜̗̞̱͑̔͂ ̵̡̡̻̫̣̝̇f̷̢̯̪̂̆͒a̷̤̮͔͊̒̑̽͋͝ì̸͚͚̳͎̆͒̇r̴̙̰̣͍̩͓̎.̶̧̢̖̜̐̈̈́ͅ ̴̡̖̹̮̜̈̈́̿͊͠͝Ṉ̶̈́̅͛ọ̵͕̺̓̅̂ ̵͈̲͊͗̓̊̏͘ṣ̶̹̦̖̼̩̔̒w̴̖̱̫̞̄̋̓̈̆͒e̴̩̝̍à̶͋͜ẗ̷̪̗̰͇́̍̌ͅ.̸̨̧͓̞̲́̔ ̷̜̣̻̭͊̓͊

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E: That’s all of them for now. 

Meg: Sick. Well, now that you’ve gotten in contact, now what?

E: We keep looking. 

Meg: That’s what I figured you’d say. Really, I don’t know why you don’t just stay here, really. 

E: I need to go. 

Meg: Eh, can’t argue. This life ain’t for everyone. See you lovelies later! 

You can send asks to E, Meg and the E̸̩̒d̵̋ͅi̴̡̒t̸̝̾ó̸̰r̷̨͘.