Ask the Villains 18, Chaos Reigns

Edit: This is my 100th post! Holy cat! I’ll hafta find some way to celebrate later… Cause now I go sleep. XP

Hey guys Lucky Wing here! Look, I’d better cut to the chase, seeing as I drop a potato bazooka on my arm and manage to nearly cry.

It’s been an emotional day!

Yay.

 

Purple Claw to the four totem villains: I’m probably going to write a fan-fiction about you guys after your totems got removed. It’ll be more of a literature and a sad story, any feedback of suggestions?

Binary Bard: Well that’s a new description.

Dr Hare: We are now the Totem Villains!

E: And El. And D.

Dr Hare: And El and D.

Black Widow: Nice save.

Dr Hare: Oh be quiet.

E: Anyways, to the Q. Answer y’all!

Black Widow: Eh, people write about us all the time. Go ahead.

Captain Crawfish: He asked for tips too lassie.

Black Widow: -_- The name is Black Widow. You’ve worked with me for years.

Captain Crawfish: I know that.

Black Widow: Then call me by my name!

Dr Hare: Um, anyways!

Binary Bard: We’d be honored to have you write a story about us.

Dr Hare: Can I question the sad part?

Black Widow: Our lives are sad. Get over it.

E: Am I in it? Like, IDK, maybe I’m an assistant or something. I just want a cameo…

Dr Hare: You’re still not used to us having a bunch of stories, are you.

E: … No…

Binary Bard: It isn’t all good, trust me.

E: I know. Anyways.

Dr Hare: Anyways anyways. So there’s gonna be a new story about us?

E: I’ll totally read it, you write sweet stores. I’m just complaining. Again.

Black Widow: *sarcastically* You?! Complain?! Never!

E: Oh hush.

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DJKeikoYokoyama To everyone: what should my town name be in Animal Crossing

Dr Hare: Town of the Hare.

Black Widow: The Seductive Spider.

E: Uh… No.

Binary Bard: Astroknights.

Director D: BAD.

Captain Crawfish: Skullduggery.

E: Name it E-ville! Wait. Never mind, don’t do that! That’s a TERRIBLE name!

Dr Hare: *bursts out laughing*

E: *grins sheepishly* Heh. Meant to do that. (Nope.)

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To Binary Bart Baker: attempt to do the longest “yea boii” ever

Binary Bard: I know no one by that name. *Speedwalks away*

E: Cheater.

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 Black Widow: If you were a superhero instead of a supervillain, who would be your sidekick?

Black Widow: I dunno, my right hand man and I don’t work together anymore, so E, I guess.

Dr Hare: I thought she’d be my sidekick.

Black Widow: The question is to me though.

Dr Hare: Yeah, but still.

Black Widow: *smirks* Oh… I get it. You want to keep her to yourself.

Dr Hare: What do you… OH. *Flushes* What is wrong with you.

Black Widow: Everything Bunny Boy.

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Maroon Popper To all:
– What do you feel about being asked so many questions by random people?

Director D: Eh, it isn’t so bad.

Black Widow: Ugh. Uuuuuuuugh….

Binary Bard: It’s alright.

Black Widow: UUUUUUUUUGH… OK, it isn’t too bad.

Captain Crawfish: It be an adventure.

Dr Hare: I like it!

E: This is WAY too much fun! Are you kidding?! I wouldn’t have met these guys for real if we hadn’t done this!

Black Widow: And heaven forbid if you hadn’t met your boyfriend.

E: *flushes* Harvey ain’t my boyfriend Wid! Ruddy. Freakin. Chill.

Black Widow: *smirks* Uh huh.

E: Will you drop it? It’s old! Stop your instant shipping?

Captain Crawfish: What about boats?

E: Wrong kind! Ugh, dropping it…

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– Did you choose to take part in the AtV, or did E make you?

Captain Crawfish: Well… It was hard to say no.

Black Widow: *sighs* Many regrets.

Binary Bard: And we kind of owed her, since she didn’t get us arrested. Like 600 times.

Director D: Hmm.

Dr Hare: Plus El has puppy dog eyes.

E: I do?

Dr Hare: Yeah. Your eyes get all big and you stick out your bottom lip. You never noticed?

Black Widow: How much time do you spend staring at her face Harvey?

Dr Hare: *blushes* W-what?!

E: RUDDY DROP IT WID

Black Widow: *smirks* Ain’t gonna happen.

E: -_- You suck.

Black Widow: I know.

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– Pick a song that describes you and your life.

E: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh…

Dr Hare: Um, are you ok?

E: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh….

Dr Hare: … We’ll cover this next week.

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– What’s your favourite food? (I know Dr Hare is going to say carrots, but never mind…)

Dr Hare: CARROTS!

E: *giggles* Never gets old.

Black Widow: I like Italian.

Binary Bard: *shrugs*

Director D: Spaghetti.

Captain Crawfish: Oranges.

E: I like food. How’s that?

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Smart Flame To everyone: Have you been to Hogwarts?

E: HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!

Dr Hare: YEAH! *They high-five*

Black Widow: You have problems.

E: Ooh ooh! *Runs off and grabs an old, tattered wizard hat* Sorting Hat!

Binary Bard: Isn’t that A, a copyright infringement and B, a different universe?

E: Eh, screw it. *Drops it on his head*

Hat: Ravenclaw!

E: Called it!

Binary Bard: What?

E: *puts it on Black Widow* (In unison with hat) Slytherin!

Black Widow: -_- Whatever.

E: Slither slither! *Puts it on Director D* Bet here’s another slither!

Hat: Slytherin!

E: Nailed it! Time for the one I don’t know on! *Drops it on Captain Crawfish* Last one!

Hat: Gryffindor!

*Pause*

E: Wut.

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To everyone: French Fries now.

Black Widow: -_- No.

Director D: Are we perchance missing a reference? Mayhaps this is an old joke?

Binary Bard: I don’t think so.

E: I like fries. Who else wants fries?

*Pause*

(At Wendy’s)

E: I’d like to order 6 fries!

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To everyone: Fight cows now.

Black Widow: Again no.

Binary Bard: Why does this keep coming up?

Director D: Because Elyana infected people.

E: *holds up bazooka* AW YEA! *Tilts* Whoa- *falls over* Ow!

Dr Hare: Are you ok?!

E: Seeing as my arm is pinned under a potato bazooka, no. *Winces* Ow.

Dr Hare: *moves the bazooka* Told you this wasn’t smart.

E: I don’t care tho… *Stands up and wobbles* Never mind, started caring. Started caring real fast.

Black Widow: -_- Yay, medical attention.

Dr Hare: I’ll handle it, come on E, you’ll be fine.

E: Right. Ok. I’m in shock, aren’t I?

Dr Hare: Probably. (They leave)

Black Widow: … And they wonder why I ship it.

Captain Crawfish: Why do people keep mentioning boats?!

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To DD: Is your bald head shiny?

Director D: No.

E: Really? Can I find out? *reaches for his hair*

Director D: *stops her hand* Don’t.

E: Neef. Please don’t break my hand. I’m already one down…

Director D: How did that work out?

E: *holds up other bandaged wrist* I just crushed it a bit, should be fine soon.

Director D: Good.

E: Thanks, but can I have my other hand now if I promise not to touch your hair?

Director D: *sighs* Very well, you may go.

E: Yay, I can live!

Director D: *rolls his eyes*

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Kat Girl To E, the cow theorist: My world civ teacher hit a cow in the face while golfing, so ya might wanna arm yourself with a golf club. Very handy. *thumbs up*

E: I will keep this in mind, but my doctor says I can’t fight cows for a few days.

Binary Bard: Your doctor?

E: *points at Dr Hare*

Dr Hare: Hi.

Binary Bard: Should have known.

E: Oh hush before I hit you with a golf club.

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Red Rider Q: NEW DOUBLE DATE! BB AND BW WITH E AND DR H

Black Widow: NO.

E: Hoo boy.

Black Widow: You can ship all you want, but you are NOT shipping me, especially with this clown-

Binary Bard: Ow.

Black Widow: -who has another ship we’re trying to sail!

E: Heh heh heh. Morra for days guys.

Black Widow: How did the date turn out anyways?

E: Well… Technically haven’t gone… Long story, tell you later. Back to this?

Black Widow: It ain’t happening. I am drawing the line here.

E: Eh, ok.

Black Widow: Wait, really?

E: Well, I can’t really force you and I don’t really ship it, so… Yeah.

Black Widow: Phew. I mean… Yeah, ok.

E: Now if she ever asked about D and Wid…

Black Widow: -_- You suck.

E: 😋 Loves you too.

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Sporty Boa To everyone besides DH: You would jump I a pool of…

Dr Hare: But… But… But… Why not me…

E: Sorry Harvey, it’s cause you’ll say carrots.

Dr Hare: *pouts, then walks off*

E: *winces* Ech… I’ll handle that later I guess. So… I’d honestly do Marshmallow Fluff because Marshmallow Fluff!

Director D: Just water please.

Black Widow: Oobleck, I don’t know.

Binary Bard: Uh… Jello?

Captain Crawfish: The water of the sea!

E: Uh, that’s just salt water.

Captain Crawfish: What be yer point?

E: … Pirate nerd.

Captain Crawfish: Hey!

E: *sprints off like the wind* OUT!

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Everyone 1. Did any of you own a pet as a kid? If so, what was it’s name?

Black Widow: I had a tarantula when I was a kid.

E: *leans away from her* Why. What is wrong with you?

Black Widow: *smirks*

Binary Bard: Well, I had Merlin. Funny story, that’s why I turned him into a robot. Because… He died.

E: O_O NO THAT’S SAD!

Dr Hare: Um… I probably shouldn’t mention Flopsee then…

E: No! Don’t make me cry guys! DX

Dr Hare: No, don’t cry! *Puts an arm around her* Don’t cry.

E: *sniffs* I’m not ready to even think about Smores dieing…

Dr Hare: Smores is young, she won’t die for a while.

Black Widow: OK, this is too sappy for me. Next Q.

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What’s you’re favorite cereal?

Captain Crawfish: So help me if someone says Captain Crunch…

Black Widow: Captain Crunch.

Captain Crawfish: -_- Why.

Black Widow: For the Lassie comment earlier.

E: I don’t really like cereal. Also it’s your not you’re! (Everyone looks at her) I’m a grammer nerd. Deal.

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To BB: If you had a time machine, would you go back in the past to fix your mistakes or go to the future??

Binary Bard: I would… I would… *Trails off and stares into space*

E: This is why he doesn’t get one.

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It’s still Monday somewhere in the world. Like potatoes Idaho.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to E or Lucky Wing on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, the potato, or the Admin.🌱 Also Lucky Wing 🍀 from my Fanfiction, Rulers of Poptropica. You can also ask any Villain you want, we’re just the ones who run this. You can ask about dreams, candy canes, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, water, things that are even more completely unrelated to Poptropica… basically, ask whatever! There isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild, but don’t kill me, please. I have so much to live for… Probably…

Aaaaaaaand… I’m gonna go to bed now you guys. It’s late and I have school. My wrist is fine. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys.