Ask the Villains #13, that almost happened.

Dr Hare: Hey guys, it’s Dr Hare. So we got back yesterday and it’s been kinda crazy. Which is why I’m doing the post. At 11 o’clock at night.

E: But we’re back baby! Whoo hoo! I missed Idaho!

Dr Hare: Anyways, so E’s also entertaining guests so-

E: I am sitting upstairs and being useless. My parents are entertaining guests.

Dr Hare: That works. Anyways, right I’ll until about… What, today?

E: Yup. We didn’t have any Qs. Which was going to be… Interesting.

Dr Hare: Thankfully, we got a bunch of Qs from Sporty Boa, so we’re in the clear.

E: Thank goodness. And now we’re gonna do the Qs. Hope you enjoy!

Sporty Boa asked all these, so I’m not going to label that part. 

To DD #1: pet peeve?

Director D: People insisting they are right, even when they’re wrong.

E: I don’t do that. At least, I don’t think I do that. Do I do that?

Director D: Seeing as you’re still alive, yes.

E: O_O Ok then.

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To Director D #2. Why’d you want everyone to be bald bro?

Director D: So that I could take over while everyone was occupied with their baldness. Also as sort of a vengeance, but that was childish at the time. It is the one thing I regret.

E: D, childish?! It sounds like one of those impossible riddles, like eating just one Fonzie or a stupid Hermione, or me not being busy.

Director D: -_-

E: Wat.

Director D: *sighs* Never mind.

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3. Would you rather have: the chameleon suit, or grappling bowtie?’

Director D: I already have a grappling bowtie.

E: Everything just made sense!

Director D: Very funny E.

E: I’m actually not kidding this time! So that’s how you got in when I accidentally got locked myself in your apartment….

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To CC: 1. Happy Shark week! have you had any fond memories involving one?

Captain Crawfish: One bit off my leg.

E: O_O

Captain Crawfish: I be kidding! *Laughs loudly* You OK there lassy?!

E: *weakly* I can’t get that image out of my head…

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2. Sharks, Whales, or dolphins?

Captain Crawfish: Krakan.

E: That’s not an answer!

Captain Crawfish: I have cast my lot lassie.

E: I hate you all.

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3. Ever sailed your ship to another island?

Captain Crawfish: Those be treacherous waters laddie. Most don’t sail out of Skullduggery, but I have once or twice.

E: *looks up, then looks at him* Why….

Captain Crawfish: …. Argh.

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To BW: 1. What’s with the straight face?

Black Widow: What about it?

*E starts making faces behind Black Widow’s back*

Black Widow: This is just naturally how my face rests. I do make other faces, but generally, this is how I look. E making faces behind my back doesn’t really make a difference though.

E: *Freezes* How?!

Black Widow: Professional Cat Burgler, duh.

E: …. Why do I even try?

Black Widow: *shrugs*

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2. Can you tell us about your parents and why they let you steal stuff?

Black Widow: *Scowls* My parents are… gone now.

E: O_O Oh my heck I am so sorry. *Hugs her*

Black Widow: Um… what are you doing?

E: Default helpful gesture.

Black Widow: …. Fine…

E: Yay! I’m helpful!

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Favorite and least favorite Color?

Black Widow: Gee, let me think…. Black?!

E: Least too.

Black Widow: *Sighs* Pink.

Dr Hare: 😦

E: I’m sorry. Pink is not these girl’s favorites evidently.

Dr Hare: Darn.

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To DH: 1. Would you rather go a week without carrots or go a year without your bunny suit.

Dr Hare: Holy carrots.

E: OK, pick wisely! Cause I’m gonna hold you to this!

Dr Hare: ._. What?!

E: I’m kidding! Just pick one.

Dr Hare: Uh… Bunny suit, I guess…

E: … Yeah, that’s fair. He hasn’t worn it for like a week because we went to Washington.

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2. What’s your favorite candy?

Dr Hare: Nerds candy are really good.

E: SAME THO! Oh my heck, I eat those things so much…

Dr Hare: But I can’t eat a lot of sugar or I’ll get hyper…

E: I remember that. That was… Interesting.

Dr Hare: *blushes and looks away* Yeah…

E: Hey, don’t feel bad! You’ve seen me around the house. Hoo boy.

Dr Hare: Oh come on, you aren’t that bad.

E: *shrugs half-heartedly* If you say so.

(Flashback to yesterday…)

E: *gets out of car* HOME SWEET HOME! *stares at house* LITERALLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED! Which is how I like it. *Folds arms and smiles, satisfied.*

Dr Hare: Didn’t you say that someone was staying over?

Me: O_O HOLY CAT I FORGOT *spots cat* Smores! *Runs over* KITTY!

(End flashback)

E: … Yeah I’m totally nuts.

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Dr Hare: Anyways, hope you guys liked the post! Hopefully we’ll get more Qs next week.

E: Yup! AtV comes out on it’s normal schedule from now on! Unless this happens again. At which point I will be better prepared.

Dr Hare: *laughs* E, you’re gonna work yourself to death.

E: Eh. Worth. Anyways! I made it to a good deal of the Poppies today!

Dr Hare: Did we win?!

E: Not by a long shot.

Dr Hare: Oh.

E: But people did vote for me so that’s ok!

Dr Hare: *laughs* Ok, I’m sure you for great.

E: It’s honestly a shame because it would been nice to get mentioned by BT.

Dr Hare: BT?

E: Brave Tomato, she did a YouTube on the Islands, super successful. She’s also a PHB author and spanking good artist. In short, what I seriously wish I was.

Dr Hare: Um, ok.

E: ANYWAYS, keep getting sidetracked! So I got this for getting nominated!

 

Dr Hare: Nice!

E: I’ll add it to the header as soon as I can. I… Seriously need a better header at this point, I’ve had the same one for… *Starts counting on fingers, then eyes widen* Holy cat. I’ve been running my blog for an entire 9 months and… A week.

Dr Hare: Wow. That’s pretty impressive for you.

E: I’m gonna go pass out now.

Dr Hare: Please do. It’s like 11:30 now. You’re going to hurt yourself.

E: You should too Mr Stay-up-even-later-than-me-tinkering.

Dr Hare: *grins* Hey, I’m older than you. I can handle it!

E: Yeah, by like four years! Which… Isn’t that much. I don’t think about that much.

Dr Hare: I usually don’t.

E: What?

Dr Hare: Um, nothing. You should probably go to bed now.

E: Fine… You handle the outro.

Dr Hare: I don’t think that’s a word.

E: It should be. Intro, outro. Perfect.

Dr Hare: Go to bed E.

E: Fine! *Walks off*

Dr Hare: *shakes head* I swear that girl had no self-preservation. Anyways, if you want to ask a question, here are the the parameters.

If you want to ask a question, dare, challenge, whatever, the rules are simple: Ask whoever you’d like, keep it clean and appropriate (or else we shall burn you), put it in the comments or send it to me on Discord and, above all, have fun! You can do dares, asks, all that. The main 6 people to ask are Dr Hare🐰, Director D🔎, Black Widow🐞, Captain Crawfish⛵, Binary Bard🃏, and, apparently, me, aka E, Ele, Elyana, Lucky Wing or the Admin.🍀 You can ask about dreams, candy, crushes, ships, opinions, Poptropica, rocks, Carrots, their thoughts on each other, things that are completely unrelated to Poptropica, basically, ask whatever! There really isn’t a deadline for Qs, since I’m accepting them all week long. They’ll be posted on Mondays save extreme extremities. Go wild!

Dr Hare: And now… I guess I sign off. Have a good night everyone! Dr Hare is out!